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My loyalty knows no bounds. Find me again in five years and I guarantee you it will still be the same
#the dragon prince#runaan#the perfect elf man#I just finished Bloodmoon huntress so I have a lot of feelings#runaan and ethari are the freaking cutest#I swear#if they don’t get my man out of his coin they’re gonna be catching hands#ethari#ruthari#how longs has it been since runaan was an option#netflix why you get rid of my man?#I’m physically incapable of changing it when I know I can’t get him back#not that i want to#but still#it’s the principle of the thing#bloodmoon huntress#I’m a loyal bitch#you cannot deny that
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HC: Halsin is the dad who would 💯 make homemade snacks for when his kids’ friends come over, and would regularly check in if they needed anything, but would also know how to give his kids space
He’d also totally know who the kid had a crush on
but would be hella awkward about bringing it up
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Inquiry: have you played Pillars of Eternity? Because if we're going across the Lariel multiverse, I feel like her + Aloth would be juicy...
👀 I haven’t but… my partner played the games years ago… perhaps I could use his copy. Watch me not looking Aloth up as I type this
Oh no… he’s extremely my bullshit…. I…
#Luna what have you done#a dark haired elf man#MY WEAKNESS#I think…#I will play this game#perfect time to ask me this honestly#I’m about to go into social isolation for a week…#IM THE BIGGEST EYE EMOJIS IN THE WORLD#OH NOOOO#want to draw this man#A WIZARD#help#SOS#answered asks#tragic man tragic man#ALSO YOU ARE 100 percent correct#I can see the potential#ask#ask game answers
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Maeglin wearing glasses that’s it that’s all I’ve got
#maeglin#the silmarillion#lómion#little mole elf#yeah perfect elven eyesight sure but he grew up in the gloom#this is the equivalent of needing blue light glasses for work okay man’s gotta prevent a migraine#all this damn bright light#using art to represent my struggles in the office#the silmarillion art#my art#forestials art
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2x21 "crisis" really is a perfect episode
#mash#i cannot BELIEVE the plot of this episode was really it's cold and we need to snuggle for warmth#the supply line got cut off so we need communal sleepovers for Morale Reasons#it's PERFECT!#i just know frank is that kid who's like 'can we please be quiet and go to sleep'#frank thinks they're gonna get in trouble if they're too loud#i'm going to finish s2 today and i really enjoyed it overall!#i think it's stronger than s1 (understandably) and the episodes have more rewatchability#however on the other hand there episodes like for want of a boot and as you were that feel like all set up and no payoff#similarly dear dad 3 didn't really feel committed to the epistolary format and didn't do anything interesting or meaningful with it#also bc i am a person who loves spoilers and context i know what happens to henry so every passing episode i am filled with dread#that's my DAD what do you MEAN he's gonna get shot down over the sea of japan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#also mclean stevenson is giving possibly my favourite performance. he's just Saying things by accident#not one word in his mouth has ever been there on purpose he is possessed by the spirit of your dumbest uncle#i'm still lukewarm on trapper. the vulture instinct i feel on account of him looking like buddy the elf has settled#i no longer want to tear that man to shreds out of primal rage i only wish he'd get his own plot & a more distinct personality#those are all my thoughts rn#i have to bribe myself with the Very Special Gay Episode so i can finish this cover letter#id in alt text
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SHUT UP THE LITTLE MESSENGER BYAKURAN HAS BEEN GAY WITH THE WHOLE TIME IS A SPY???!
#the elf talks#khr watch#reborn#it’s mukuro isn’t it#man is perfect for deep cover particularly if in ten years he figured out the whole face crack thing
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I think they would get along well :3
#mega man#mega man zero#megaman#megaman zero#mmz#master x#cyber elf x#touhou#touhou project#touhou pcb#perfect cherry blossom#yuyuko saigyouji#i love them both so much you have no idea#cyber-elf x#guest appearance
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When mithrun finally hits the anime I'm gonna have to write up that essay I've been brewing about elf gender and the intersections of ableism and misogyny, aren't I
#disabled men are denied their gender#because of the misogynistic notion that women are inherently less able than men#and over feminizing mithrun contributes to this#because that man is a paragon of elven masculinity#like his whole story is about him playing the perfect part and getting kicked in the nuts for it#he is The Most Masc Elf To Ever Man cause he did everything he could to fit his society's ideals#and after getting goated he became an accidental body builder because he’s constantly training to fight the demon#and he doesnt get enough food or water cause his caretakers are ummmmmm........ shitty..........#anyway#save me changeling mithrun#save me
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{Can I please stop updating an OC of mine lmao, this man has gone through more changes than I realized. Will be doing an overhaul introduction to Dr. Seymour. I promise after I finalize his appearance I won't change it much afterwards}
#ooc#Not me being relentlessly bullied by my friends over how Dr. Seymour looks /joking#IM TRYING MY BEST WITH HIM LMAO MANS NOT PERFECT AND HES NOT NEVER PROPERLY HUMAN#HES HALF ELF#YOU CAN PRY FANTASY SCI-FI OUT OF MY COLD DEAD HANDS#Anyways I'm alive
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When I saw Iorweth in your favorite characters I just 🥰 ashghwkfjw
I’ve been thinking about replaying the Witcher games and that was just like the final push
Yaaaaasss!!!
When I tell you that my love for this snide, sarcastic, deadly, gorgeous, wounded, heartsick, rage-filled, loyal, misanthropic, feral puppy of an elf knows no bounds…
He is honestly the best side character in the whole of the Witcher series. I fell in love with him at first sight and every scrap of information I learned about him only dug that hole deeper. I have tried and tried to play the game siding with Roche and I simply can’t do it.
I adore him your honor. I’d murder for a game with just him.
#the perfect man doesn’t exist? yeah that because he’s the perfect elf#asks#iorveth#iorweth#god I need to write that fic someday#beloved blorbo#if ever there was a character I felt was somehow designed specifically to check all my boxes
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expression practice with my babygirl ailwyn
#the general consensus amongst the group is 'mmmmm he preddy' which is perfect because its exactly what i was going for with his new design#prettiest gayest most disastrous little elf man#hes literally the only thing i wanna draw rn#my art#shut up lucas#lucas.ocs 💫#ailwyn moonpetal#lucas.art 🎨#dnd art#dnd oc#dnd oc art#d&d art#d&d character
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ast//arion from bal//dur's gate 3 sneezing... that's it
#i cant stop thinking about that man#elf pale vampire dear god#and he has a “small” but pointy nose as his ears#his ears look almost everytime a little red or pinkish#imagine if that also happened with his nose#drooling rn#hearmeoutpls#snz#sneezeblr#snz thoughts#sneeze thoughts#snzfucker#snzblr#he being so arrogant and manipulative and self-conscious#he's PERFECT#think abt it...pls!!!
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Grandma:so, you bored and waiting for school to start?
Me: welll no
Bonus Mom: cuz he bought a new video game
Grandma, looking more confused than she normally is by my nerdy ass: what game?
Me: …..bauldrs gate
Grandma, trying to move the conversation to anything else
#listen#it’s the right amount of challenge#and such a good story#AND BIG ELF MAN WHO SO SWEET#HE CARE#SO#MUCH#and Astarion#my beloved bastard#who judged my every nice move#AND KARLACH#MY BESTIE AND BELOVED#strongest character I got#barbarians rule so much#she’s so good and cute#when she dances in camp??? perfection
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Had to draw my actual playthrough-experience
After walking into the most awkward scenario known to man, Astarion decided that THIS would be the PERFECT OCCASSION to ask Tav out and it honestly made me question what this man was into...
OH also say hi to my Forest-Elf-Druid-Tav Elea.
She-
She's green.
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He rly said y’all not seeing them for free
Cloud strife blurs out his feet in photos because ain’t no one getting those without dropping him a fat load of Gil first.
#the elf talks#ff7#man will do anything for money#including selling feet pics let’s be real#A) can’t be recognized B) money C) doesn’t have to show his face#the perfect gig in his mind
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