may 2022 (ibis paint) vs april 2024 (procreate)
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deleted it ik but you guys ate this one up
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It's everyone's favorite (Insert wrinkly textured food here) husband.
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my favorite old men goes and detects shit
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Out of context "we should do heroin" hancock friday
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hey sorry we put your boyfriend on a show where the game changes every time. yeah he has no idea what game he鈥檚 about to play. but he鈥檒l be fine once he realizes the only way to win is by learning, the only way to learn is by playing, and the only way to begin is by beginning. yeah actually we鈥檒l be beginning without further ado but you can pick him up after. sorry again.
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i鈥檓 obsessed with the mum from ponyo. driving single lane on a cliff edge? drift those turns in your nissan cube. husband has to work an extra shift? tell him to fuck off in morse code. pet fish turned into a child on your driveway? adopt her. town drowned in a tsunami? leave your 5 year old in charge, he鈥檚 the man of the house now
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kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically
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