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catrollsdice · 1 year

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Jester: there’s 4 of me!!!

Fjord: LUCKY ME 😍😍😍

#the man is a simp #one big simp for the bloo tiefling #fjorester #jester lavorre #fjord tusktooth #laura bailey #travis willingham #the mighty nein reunited #cr spoilers #critical role spoilers #critical role #cat watches cr

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genevievemd · 2 years

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What did Ethan say... or do 😏 when he saw Gen with short hair?

LJ looks so good like that 😍

“Christ, Rookie.”

And then when the kids were asleep he showed her just how much he liked the new hair.

#the man is a simp #she could have green hair and he’d still be straight heart eyes #asked and answered #anonymous #ethan x gen

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markmefistov · 4 months

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✦ ⊹₊ ✧₊⁺✶| Gale Dekarios |✶✧₊⁺ ₊ ⊹ ✦

don't mind me, just expressing my love for Gale with this little aesthetic drawing set :>

I spent like 4 days on this help

Astarion | Gale | Wyll | Halsin

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Commissions: Open

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apollognese · 2 months

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Nap time for the king and queen🥹🥹

#godzilla #mothra #mosugoji #mothzilla #just watched New Empire and got sucked back into the Mothzilla brainrot #they shoulda cuddled in the colosseum but Mike D gone😭😭#Godzilla a (yes dear) man #simp

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mackrelkart · 2 months

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bootyhill

#hsr #honkai star rail #boothill #boothill hsr #this man #i am a simp

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hawkinsbnbg · 3 months

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Rock star Eddie, despite having exclaimed to dislike jocks, ended up head over ass for Steve Harrington—Hawkins' golden boy aka the very first jock Eddie was friends with.

"So how does karma taste?" Robin asked him several years later when they were lounging in his backyard.

Watching Steve laughing with their golden retriever on top of him, Eddie sighed dreamily.

"The sweetest."

#steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #eddie was a changed man when he saw steve #eddie is a simp for his husband #eddie: i hate jocks #steve: hi :)#eddie: omg the joke is on ME #sionewrites

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naiadic · 4 months

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I have so many emotions about the finale but I also have thoughts

~~~~~~~SPOILERS~~~~~~~

First off, AAAA HES SO BABYGIRL, but more importantly he implies he was with Eve, too

Now admittedly, what he "had to offer" could have just been free will and the fruit of knowledge, but given the sexual vibe here I really want to believe this man got busy with Eve as well

But that also raises the question..

...we know Lilith is Charlie's mother, but was Lilith really the one that raised her? In almost every mention of Lilith we see her horns, but not in those family photos (or her finale scene, come to think of it...)

Plus I mean we have this whole hair thing going on, Lilith is usually shown to have swooped back hair, like a lil pompadour deal, while Eve has straight unstyled hair. Idk about you but it sure looks like Lilith loved and cared about charlie, but somewhere in there Eve came in and started being Bad Mom

i think there's a lot to be uncovered there. Somehow, somewhere the girls must be pulling a twin-switcharoo on us, I Just KNOW IT

Then we have Adam

I feel like its almost guaranteed that fucker is gonna pop up in hell, hiding for awhile or otherwise, just like Sir Pentious popped up in heaven after dying. They're both human souls! He's committed pretty much every sin during his time in heaven (pride, lust, and wrath being the most prevalent) and if sinners can rise by doing well, angels can fall by doing bad

Then..well...Alastor.

Honestly homeboy is still quite a mystery. It's clear to me he's made a soul contract that binds his powers, somehow making him weaker than he could be. Whether this was with Lilith or someone else is up for debate, but most fans think it was Lil herself.

One piece of possible evidence for this is in E1 when Zestial mentions rumors of Alastor "falling to holy arms". He says this BEFORE any mention of Charlie, too.

Personally, I think Alastor might not even be a human soul, or that he's somehow made a deal with himself for better control of his soul, and maybe he fucked it up somehow or had another deal impact it, just because of what he said during the finale about sinner's recognizing their full potential. I look forward to seeing his story play out!

(Also I wonder if he has some sort of power bank deal cuz that cut healed suspiciously quick once he got to all that green light...maybe he's got an item that lets him access bits of his greater power? And repair that staff of his?)

So yeah that concludes my rant, Im so fucking excited for S2

EDIT: Someone pointed out that Sir Pentious wasnt killed by an angelic weapon, but by a power blast if sorts (plus we dont SEE him physically die). That makes me wonder if he might've simply ascended at the last moment rather than specifically dying and then respawning...if that's the case maybe Adam won't return..

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its-ate-oclock-somewhere · 26 days

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Futamono Flower Meaning

So you're telling me that the very night after Will whore Graham sent someone to murder Hannibal simp Lecter, the man created this?!

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harmonysanreads · 2 years

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#SUFFERING THROUGH SCHOOL WAS WORTH IT #I'm not even a die-hard scara simp BUT I WAS COUNTING DOWN THE DAYS #man.#this gremlin knows his power #i mean look at that grin #harmonysan.txt #genshin impact #scaramouche #wanderer

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nonameme11 · 7 months

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he really remins me of that one cat meme i can't

#the amazing digital circus #tadc #tadc jax #jaxt #tadc fanart #yes im simping for funny rabbit man #i just love this type of characters

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weirdhunterangel · 29 days

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Everyday is a struggle with Ryu Sun Jae because he is a simp. He was born to teach us what an absolute pleasure it is to watch a man simp so hard that he needs a moment to look away and compose himself so that his downbad smile is not on display.

Downbadism is an art and Byun Woo Seok acts like he did a four year degree on it. You go king.

Another thing that absolutely is adorable is that Im Sol is still not in love with Sun Jae. Everything she does is out of the love she has for a person who got her through a hard time, someone she has grown to care about but as an idol. Right now while she has begun to see Sun Jae as the kid who lives next door, it is still her idol that she wants to save. And that to me is pretty nice because she isn't trying to impose herself on him or his life for any other reason but to keep him safe. There is no ulterior motive. And I think thats what makes her so likeable.

Special mention to tae sung, he is adorable in a way that not all second leads are and all his scenes with his banter with Sol are extremely fun to watch. In another drama, they would make an absolutely cute pair. They make a cute pair here too ngl. Love how she treats him like a naughty child and he calls her grandma

#lovely runner #lu watches #byun woo seok #kim hye yoon #ryu sun jae #im sol #i will grab sunjae and run #this show is so cute okay #want the cuteness to stay 3000 #love a man who can make you swoon with his simping smile #i will faint if he smiles at me #love love loveee

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mblue-art · 15 days

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