Little Charlie: Can i have another cookie?
Lucifer: Well, what did your mother say?
Little Charlie: She said no.
Lucifer: Then why are you asking me?
Little Charlie: Because you are the king of hell and she's not the boss of you.
Lucifer, internally: IT'S A TRAP, IT'S A TRAP, IT'S A TRAP, IT'S A TRAP-
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I have so many emotions about the finale but I also have thoughts
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First off, AAAA HES SO BABYGIRL, but more importantly he implies he was with Eve, too
Now admittedly, what he "had to offer" could have just been free will and the fruit of knowledge, but given the sexual vibe here I really want to believe this man got busy with Eve as well
But that also raises the question..
...we know Lilith is Charlie's mother, but was Lilith really the one that raised her? In almost every mention of Lilith we see her horns, but not in those family photos (or her finale scene, come to think of it...)
Plus I mean we have this whole hair thing going on, Lilith is usually shown to have swooped back hair, like a lil pompadour deal, while Eve has straight unstyled hair. Idk about you but it sure looks like Lilith loved and cared about charlie, but somewhere in there Eve came in and started being Bad Mom
i think there's a lot to be uncovered there. Somehow, somewhere the girls must be pulling a twin-switcharoo on us, I Just KNOW IT
Then we have Adam
I feel like its almost guaranteed that fucker is gonna pop up in hell, hiding for awhile or otherwise, just like Sir Pentious popped up in heaven after dying. They're both human souls! He's committed pretty much every sin during his time in heaven (pride, lust, and wrath being the most prevalent) and if sinners can rise by doing well, angels can fall by doing bad
Then..well...Alastor.
Honestly homeboy is still quite a mystery. It's clear to me he's made a soul contract that binds his powers, somehow making him weaker than he could be. Whether this was with Lilith or someone else is up for debate, but most fans think it was Lil herself.
One piece of possible evidence for this is in E1 when Zestial mentions rumors of Alastor "falling to holy arms". He says this BEFORE any mention of Charlie, too.
Personally, I think Alastor might not even be a human soul, or that he's somehow made a deal with himself for better control of his soul, and maybe he fucked it up somehow or had another deal impact it, just because of what he said during the finale about sinner's recognizing their full potential. I look forward to seeing his story play out!
(Also I wonder if he has some sort of power bank deal cuz that cut healed suspiciously quick once he got to all that green light...maybe he's got an item that lets him access bits of his greater power? And repair that staff of his?)
So yeah that concludes my rant, Im so fucking excited for S2
EDIT: Someone pointed out that Sir Pentious wasnt killed by an angelic weapon, but by a power blast if sorts (plus we dont SEE him physically die). That makes me wonder if he might've simply ascended at the last moment rather than specifically dying and then respawning...if that's the case maybe Adam won't return..
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Morningstar Family with a preteen reader that is very smart
Masterlist
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It was a normal day in the castle. Your dad was in his office working, and your mom was practicing for her next show. While you were in your room getting ready for the upcoming royal meeting.
The meeting which you were very excited for, because it was your first ever royal meeting. You've been begging your dad for awhile to go and attend meetings. But your dad kept on saying no, and you are too young, yada yada yada.
But he finally said yes so you were hyped getting ready three hours before and everything.
After wating for awhile and pacing in your room with excitement, a servant came up to your room and told you that the meeting room was almost ready and you are allowed to come into the meeting room in 2 minutes.
After waiting 2 minutes, you entered the meeting room, and your father told you to sit next to your mother. After a few minutes mingling with your parents on how excited you are, the other royals attending the meeting started entering the room.
Most of the royals were shoked to see you attending the meeting, in which triggerd demons like beezlbub to tell you on how fast you are growing up, and how you are basically an adult, even though you were just a preteen.
Anyways once the meeting began, you sat there on your seat extremely focused on the meeting. Of course, most of the royals did not expect you, a preteen, to get so focused and serious.
Especially for someone who has a playful father like Lucifer and someone would expect you would end up like Charlie being not as serious as you were being.
When Lucifer asked for suggestions for an ecomeny problem, he was not expecting your hand to come up so quickly. He asked what your idea was, in which was a very clever idea.
He then heard the other royals' ideas, and he ended up choosing to go on using your idea. Which he was not expecting.
Then there was another problem that needed to be solved, and once again, you had the smartest idea. Which was making Lucifer really prideful about knowing that his child was so smart.
Of course, Lilith felt prideful about you being so smart but not as prideful as your father.
After about a month of attending meetings, your father told you that you can officially tend to all the meetings that happen in the castle. When you texted Charlie that you were officially allowed to tend to all royal meetings, there indeed was no doubt that she was proud of you.
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So that's it. This story MIGHT get polished once the 1st season is finished coming out, meaning every eps of that season
Otherwise
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Lilith my love 🫶🫶🫶
I wanted to draw her since I haven't really seen that much fanart of her 💔
tried my hand at some rendering, I love how the hair, horns and eyes turned out... everything else needs a bit of working on 😧
PLEASE!! feel free to leave comments it's easier to interact with for me :")
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Somewhere Down There
My reader insert novel! The first few chapters are based before the show so get ready for a long slow burn story! I'm not the best at writing so please bear with me. I wanted to wait until hazbin hotel comes out before exploring the plot with liltih and lucifer so it might be choppy in the first bit
You are the child of Lucifer and Lilith Magne, however you were made in what god thought was perfection. You looked human so how does hell treat you for it?
P (needs to be reworked after the first episode)
Chapter 1: Eternity
Chapter 2: Elegance
Chapter 3 : Trapped
Chapter 4 : Cheshire... Deer?
Chapter 5 : Paint the Town Red
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