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losersclublol · 2 years
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hc otd:
the losers had to explain the plot of almost every chic-flic to eddie since she wasn’t allowed to watch them and now they have pop culture lessons with bev bill and richie as the teachers
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sm0kingcrack · 1 year
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i have a headcanon that when richie gets particularly lovesick, he'll make little doodles and then throw the pages in their fireplace, or put it in the shredder afterward. one time eddie barged in without knocking while richie was doing this, and richie ended up throwing his entire notebook out the window. stan makes fun of him when richie has to explain why he doesnt have notes for chemistry anymore.
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chosenhanlon · 8 months
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headcanon is that eddie would ALWAYS be wearing socks. you would NEVER catch that man being bare foot. it makes him feel obnoxious without them on. therefore richie would ALWAYS make sure to buy a huge pack of socks for his eddie every christmas ever since they’ve met. thereupon eddie’s love for richie continues to grow even stronger as the years go by.
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quinnick · 2 years
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The Losers Club Plays Monopoly (Mike Hanlon is blamed for ensuing disaster)
The Losers only played Monopoly one time. One time was all it took for it to get banned.
Poor poor Mike suggested they play it and has since had all the blame put on him for the disaster. Mike just thought it would be fun.
It started off well enough with everyone getting used to the rules
The first sign of trouble was when Richie kept buying everything he landed on despite the fact that it never made sense
Eddie had an actual plan that has to get thrown out because Richie just took two of the red tiles that shit head
Stan is 100% winning because he actually knows how to play monopoly around Richie’s stupid choices
meanwhile in the corner, Bill is still trying to get out of jail and he has been in there since round 3 
Mike is the person who is making a mini city with his house pieces while he waits for his turn which takes a while because Eddie argues with Richie every turn
Bev is secretly stealing 100s from the bank whenever people aren’t looking
Ben is suppose to be in charge of the bank since he isn’t playing but he is too distracted trying to keep the board from getting flipped
Richie has now acquired every rail road square because Bev has been slipping him 5s from the bank
And some how Eddie is actually technically beating Richie but for some reason is still mad about the rail roads
Mike and Stan have started a silent staring contest as they both have realized they are tied for first
Bill has been freed from jail
Bill was immediately sent back to jail. he is resorting to trying to bribe people into letting him go
Eddie finally lands on one of Richie's tiles and is forced to pay him 20 dollars and this resorts in a fist fight
Stan is the one to flip the board though because Mike buys the property he wanted
Ben throws away the game and swears to destroy every copy of it
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hopelessloser101 · 10 months
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Ben: You get one snack to eat for the rest of your life, what is it?? Bev: Potato Chips
Bill: I'm with Bev on this
Stan: Salted Pretzels
Mike: Probably chips n' salsa
Richie: Eddie.
Eddie: ....
Ben: ...
The rest of the losers: ....
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fluffylixie · 4 months
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if ben was a sanrio character he would be pompompurin FOR SURE
they're both so DGSAKJDJSKFGKS
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subbypeterparker · 5 months
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loser!hazel smut headcannons
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she’s so pathetic, i need her. loser girlfriend 🫶
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➢ loser!hazel who gets flushed when you’re wearing short skirts/dresses/shorts, and low cut shirts. she knows she shouldn’t find your bare skin so attractive, but being able to see the flesh of your tits, and the curve of your ass just makes her go crazy
➢ loser!hazel who just about dies when you compliment her outfits and play with her jewelry, twisting that silver chain around your finger, slowly pulling her closer to you (she’s so oblivious to everything, she doesn’t even understand you’re trying to jump her bones)
➢ loser!hazel who gets flustered when you look at her, especially when your voice lowers to speak to her. the bat of your eyelashes, the way you lick your lips, the way you look like you’re going to eat her…
➢ loser!hazel who feels her brain go numb when she sees you during the fight club, chest panting from exhaustion, and lips bloody from the punches you’ve been taking (hey we’ve all been into someone covered in blood)
➢ loser!hazel who couldn’t help herself from getting wet when she had you pinned under her during the fight club’s meeting, and hearing all the little gasps and grunts you let out, wondering how you’d sound if maybe you were underneath her for a different reason
➢ loser!hazel who gets so horny around you, she can’t keep her brain under control when images flash in her mind. you bent over while she grips your hips and pounds into you, her being pulled by her hair to look at herself in the mirror while you’re pounding into her, how pretty you’d look with her head between your legs…
➢ loser!hazel who remains oblivious to how hot you find her, until one night you’re at her place, watching a movie, not missing the way her eyes stay trained on your lips when you speak to her. all of a sudden you’re pushing into her lips with yours, and it gets very handsy from then
➢ loser!hazel who doesn’t know what to do, and lets you take control, putting her hands directly where you want them, and letting her feel your body any way she needs
➢ loser!hazel who whines when you finally fuck her, and take off your bra to do so. something about your tits hanging in front of her face is so…😮‍💨
➢ loser!hazel who can’t help the desperate little noises she makes when your pussy touches hers, and she’s whining and begging for you to go harder
➢ loser!hazel who can’t believe someone as hot as you actually wants to have sex with her, and feels almost insecure, until your head buries itself into her neck, and you’re letting out so many breathless praises at her while struggling not to orgasm before her
➢ loser!hazel who has the biggest praise kink known to man. she can’t help but writhe when you tell her what a good girl she is, how well she’s taking you, how good her pussy and mouth are, how skilled her fingers are…she could get drunk off you praises
➢ loser!hazel who can’t get enough of you the first time you two fucked. she gets so needy in public, and this time around, real images flash through her mind. she can’t help but feel herself getting wet in the middle of class when she remembers how soft your thighs felt, especially around her head, how you looked at her with so much love when she was nervous, how pretty your moans sounded, and of course all the filthy praises you whispered in her ear
➢ loser!hazel who feels so lucky whenever she realizes you chose her out of anyone you could have wanted, and always tries to make you feel so good when she gets to fuck you (no matter how many times you tell you you wouldn’t ever pick anyone else, and that she’s the one for you)
➢ loser!hazel who gets very jealous when she sees someone flirting with you. she’ll go up to you and put her arm around you, kissing you before quietly standing there with a dopey smile until the person leaves, realizing you’re with her. you think it’s funny when she gets jealous, but you find it especially funny when she’s eager to go home after that, begging you softly to show her who she belongs to
➢ loser!hazel who doesn’t have the best stamina, and falls asleep not long after orgasming (always makes sure you do too, she’s such a giver), pressing soft kisses on your neck while you praise her, before dozing off, soft snores falling from her perfect lips
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laaailuh · 9 months
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-TROPHY WIFE🏀
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-pairing: basketball player!e42 miles x fem!black!reader
-genre: fluff
-summary: What it’s like to date Visions Academy’s most prominent basketball player.
a/n: After I wrote my fic “He's got a whole fan club” this came into mind. Like cmon, earth 42 miles would totally be a hooper. Also, this is my first time doing headcannons, kinda scared.
a/n 2: For the people who have requested, I haven’t forgotten about you.
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MILES MORALES who asks you to braid his hair for him, the day before a game.
MILES MORALES who sneaks you into the locker room just to get some extra time with you.
"I'm going to get in trouble." "Ma chill, the boys aren't even here." "But-" "No buts, I wanna spend some time with my girl before I whoop some niggas asses on the court."
MILES MORALES who gets upset if he sees other guys/players approach you at his game.
“What did he say to you baby?” “He just wanted his water bottle that was beside me.” “Nah, he was tryin’ start something with you.”
MILES MORALES who will go all out and play more aggressively if he knows you'll be there.
MILES MORALES who lets you know if he's at practice so you don't think he's ignoring your texts and calls.
MILES MORALES who makes a shot and says “this one’s for my girl” which most of the time goes in. However, if he misses, his whole team will clown/tease him for it.
“How you gon’ airball in front of y/n man? Straight embarrassing.” “Nigga shut up, I had that on lock.” “Clearly you didn't.”
MILES MORALES who wears a bracelet with your initials on it when he plays, claims it gives him good luck.
MILES MORALES who barely uses his social media but when he does, it's only to post you and his basketball highlights.
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MILES MORALES who will reassure you that he is fully and utterly committed to you if you start to feel jealous or annoyed at the amount of female attention he was getting.
“No te preocupes por ellos princesa (don't worry about them princess), you know I only want you.”
Being MILES MORALES girlfriend wasn't easy, a lot of the girls envied or despised you, wishing it was them in your place.
MILES MORALES is never afraid of showing affection towards you in front of a large crowd. This involves kissing, hugging, exchanging small glances and pointing at you when he makes a shot. 
MILES MORALES who likes receiving massages to help him unwind and relax after an intense game. Nonetheless, it usually ends in a makeout session due to him not being able to resist you. 
“I thought you wanted a massage.” “I did but it aint' enough.” “So what is?” “Kissing you mami.”
MILES MORALES can be a sore loser if he doesn't win a game. If his team gets defeated, he will most likely go see you straight after because you're the only person that can properly comfort him.
MILES MORALES who likes to take you to the basketball court late at night. Instead of a traditional dinner or movie date, you often find yourselves shooting hoops or playing one-on-one games together. 
MILES MORALES who likes to talk/think about the future with you.
“When I make it pro, you don't gotta worry bout a thing anymore.” “What do you mean?” “I’m gonna take care of you baby. Anything you want, it's yours.”
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munivrse · 2 months
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Masterlist
── ⋅ ⋅ ── ✩ ── ⋅ ⋅ ──
bada lee ˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚
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♡ gf texts (1) ♡ gf texts (2) ♡ gf texts (3) ♡ gf texts (4)
♡ gf texts (5) ♡ gf texts (6) ♡ gf texts (7)
headcannons ˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚
♡ bada as your gf ♡ corruption kink
♡ experienced bada ♡ bada pursuing oblivious reader
♡ bada + reader at the club ♡ bada + idol reader
♡ sub bada ♡ insecure reader sitting in bada's lap
full works ˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚
♡ tell your friends
→ cunnilingus. the use of a strap/harness. possessive bada hitting it from the back!
♡ takeout (on me)
→ pussy whipped bada lee taking you in several different positions.
♡ kissin' and hope they caught us
→ reader gets into their head alot, but bada is always there to reassure you.
♡ water
→ bath time with bada. aftercare but bada is h word on main still. fingering, praise, soft dom!bada.
♡ garden kisses
→ friends to lovers. a bit of angst in the beginning. cunnilingus. jealous bada. bada is bad at communicating feelings. some texts thrown in there. possessive bada. pussy drunk bada.
♡ attention
→ nothing too bad. actually, not suggestive! bada lee being fine as hell at your highschool reunion… y/n acting up per usual. really fluffy at the end. enjoy!
♡ my love is mine, all mine
→ severe anxiety/panic attack. bada comforts reader through an anxiety attack. bada best girl.
♡ luxurious
→ spoiled ass reader. down bad bada. suggestive. a little more than suggestive? not full on smut though. what does bada like more than checks? money!
♡ too close
→ angst. angry howl, homophobia, minor and very, very minor physical harm done to bada. closeted bada, out and proud reader. its alooooot of angst. some comfort at the end though so don’t worry.
♡ all the time
→ sub bada. pussy fiend bada. bada is down so bad she is in hell. dom (?) reader. reader is a tease and bada is fed up lmfao.
♡ all mine
→ dumbification. throat fucking with a strap-on. EXTREMELY possessive bada. reader is a brat, bada is a brat tamer.
♡ dead man walking
→ light threats. mafia esque gambler bada. possessive bada (yall know thats my shit). smut. bada fingers reader.
♡ hold me
→ gp!bada… alpha bada… rough, possessive gf bada. fingering. knotting. lots of cum… mild marking. mentions of breeding and pregnancy…
♡ poison
→ degradation, mean dom!bada, choking… oh! g!p bada… again…
── ⋅ ⋅ ── ✩ ── ⋅ ⋅ ──
zerobaseone ˚୨୧⋆。˚ ⋆
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୨୧ angry hanbin
୨୧ soft dom matthew
୨୧ domestic poly!haobin + reader
୨୧ zb1 being done with poly!haobin + reader
୨୧ misc poly!haobin + reader hc's
୨୧ riding zhang hao's face
୨୧ idol!reader turns zhang hao on during a performance
୨୧ sex with ricky hc's
୨୧ brat tamer ricky
୨୧ doggystyle + matthew
୨୧ waking up with haobin
── ⋅ ⋅ ── ✩ ── ⋅ ⋅ ──
enhypen ੈ✩‧₊˚
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☆ 8:16am (lhs)
☆ 5:37pm (sjy)
☆ 11:32pm (sjy)
☆ sunghoon thinks you're pretty
☆ making brownies with sunghoon
☆ make up sex (sjy)
☆ brat tamer jungwon
☆ certified munch (sjy)
☆ quickie (sjy)
✩ nerdy loser bf! sunghoon
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ellie williams fic recs (3/3)
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✧*:·˚ hi everyone!! here is a list of all the fics that are my favs with tagged writers/authors ✧*:·˚
✧*:·˚ remember to like and reblog the works you enjoy in order to support each writer!! ✧*:·˚
✧*:·˚ however, make sure you read the information on each story themselves such as triggers & warnings ✧*:·˚
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𖣦 drunk!ellie headcannons by @savannahsdeath drunk!college!ellie williams x reader | slightly suggestive, throwing up, obviously alcohol
-drunk!ellie who can't drink alone or she'd completely pass out.
𖣦 giving loser!ellie head for the first time by @moncherellie ellie williams x gn!reader | cunnilingus (e receiving, r giving), ellie's first time, fingering
-eating loser!ellie out is a religious experience
𖣦 pretty on camera by @evera-era ellie williams x afab!reader | tlou!au, slight coercion, dirty talk, oral e!receiving, fingering, spanking, ellie is kinda rough, sex tape !!
-you hear ellie’s footsteps behind you. she enters the bedroom you’re in, giving a small sigh. the two of you were currently on patrol, scouting a cabin. this route typically didn’t give you any problems; it could be a bit of a drag.
𖣦 teasing ellie over text by @elliesprettygirl ellie williams x reader
𖣦 victory lap by @elliesflower ellie williams x f!reader | rich!ellie, plus-sized female!reader, degradation (kinda), mean!ellie, vouyerism, semi-public masturbation(kinda?), ellie and reader are both perverted ngl
-It was yet another blazing hot day at the country club, the sun’s sweltering rays kissing the backs of your legs as you bent down to retrieve a fallen golf ball from the bright green turf, careful not to bend straight over so that your panties would be on full display for anyone who dared to walk behind you.
𖣦 smut blurb by @elstoy ellie williams x reader | smut
-anyone else ever think about being on ur knees for ellie mid patrol?
𖣦 small hands by @hunnylagoon ellie williams x reader | warning for mentions of postpartum depression
-people say that the magic disappears when you have children, that never applied to you and ellie, you are just as hopelessly in love as the day you were married. you celebrate christmas with your friends and family despite a few bumps in the road.
𖣦 ellie drabble by @dsybouquet ceo!ellie williams x fem!reader
-braindead about ceo! ellie who goes out with her managers for drinks after a day in the office. the first buttons of her white shirt open and the rest of her suit a bit losely, letting go of the work environment to enjoy herself.
𖣦 ellie blurb by @astralnymphh high!ellie williams x fem!reader | mdni!, smut
-bro high!ellie is the typa girl to strap you, lazily.
𖣦 camping by @elliespet modern farm!ellie x gf!reader | smut 18+, cursing
-on your anniversary, ellie sets up a special date. how sweet of her! no way she’ll act like a feral dog out here right.. right?
𖣦 random smut blurb by @scarleart ellie williams x fem!reader | smut
-can we just sit and talk for a moment about how ellie is a fucking feen for creamers????
𖣦 birthday girl by @mxlktxa ellie williams x fem!reader | language, (brief) 18+ content , alcohol use, modern!au, (brief) underage drinking (reader is turning 20, while ellie is 22)
-i placed my keys and bag right at the front door, leaning against the front door to mentally prepare myself for whatever ellie had planned for my birthday today.
𖣦 loser!ellie blurb by @seattlesellie ellie williams x reader
-loser!ellie calling u mommy while u ride her strap
𖣦 college basketball player!ellie drabble by @eroseas ellie williams x fem!reader | exhibitionism, getting caught masturbating (both ellie and reader)
𖣦 dealer!ellie williams by @astroels
-dealer ellie who's actually just a loser lesbian with too much love and money to spend
𖣦 ellie blurb by @lovergirlism ellie williams x reader | no warnings, just silly domestic fluff, ellie’s sexy and you like looking at her, reader is dramatic
-“what’s cookin’, good lookin’?”
𖣦 street racer!ellie headcannons by @phantombriide ellie williams x reader | fluff, smut, and angst if you squint, spin in a circle and really put your mind to it. mentions of joel dying, mentions of squirting, fingering, strap-fucking, nudity, um reader gets off on her gear shift..., reader also gets off to the vibrations of her car
𖣦 "what would you do if i went to touch you now?" by @louswrld11 ellie williams x f!reader | wlw relationship, moderndayau!, whiny ellie (dying), oral, fingering, ellie's a switch?? wow, face sitting (i literally screamed into my pillow), cuddling!!!, ellie begging??omg yes pls, reader being more of a dom, ellie being a bit of a brat. literally just lesbians
-ellie hates it when you're not paying attention to her
𖣦 clingy!ellie headcanons by @dumblilb ellie williams x f!reader | SMUT 18+ MDNI, oral and fingering (r!receiving), masturbation, weed, fluff, loser!ellie
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aclowntiny · 4 months
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Hiiii!!! First I wanna say how much I really like your work! Also, I stumbled upon our Seventeen and Enhypen as Hogwarts students, but saw you didn’t have it for Stray Kids 😭 I know they’ve mentioned in 2019 what house they think they are, but you seem to have a much better understanding of the houses and I’m very curious to see what you would think their houses would be.
I was wondering if I could request a similar sort of headcannon for them 🥹 Thank you!
Heck yeah! Can't believe I didn't do this sooner tbh but I love this so here we are 😌 I agree, not necessarily that I'm the best at the job, lol, but that people just go for very generic ideas of the houses (Gryffindor is cool, Slytherin is evil, Hufflepuff is nice/silly, Ravenclaw is smart) rather than the true reflection of where they'd be hehe! Like Ravenclaw is actually also known for being artistic and eccentric, Slytherin for strong determination, Hufflepuff for acceptance and breaking tradition, Gryffindor for being the other self-sacrificing house. So sometimes people just say "I'm a Gryffindor because I'm a good guy!!!" anyway rant over here's the actual content we want🤣
🏰 Stray Kids as Hogwarts Students🔮
Bang Chan
☆ Some kids got sorted instantly, but with one Christopher Bang the Hat took longer. Muttered to itself a lot as it waffled between his qualities, dubbing him hardworking and courageous and ambitious and loving. He couldn't help but flush under the hat's words, almost not hearing when its voice finally bellowed "Gryffindor!”
☆ Being Pure-Blood was only ever a phrase on a family tree for Chris. Who one’s ancestors were, what they looked like, or how much money they had said nothing for their value- only their choices and character did that.
☆ It’s only a formal class for one year, but he adores Flying. The feeling of freedom and getting to have some time outside is heaven for him. Defense Against the Dark Arts is another favorite for the similar reason of being able to get active and challenge himself, even literally facing his fears.
☆ Astronomy is very cool to him, but he finds having to fill in the same charts week after week a bit repetitive and not the best use of his time, frankly.
☆ Gryffindor’s Quidditch captain! He plays Keeper, working with great patience and synergy with the rest of the team to keep the goals clear.
☆ Blessed is the only word Chris can think of when he realizes how many happy memories he can pull from- not everyone can say that. As the word comes to mind, his wand lights up, producing a shining silver wolf standing majestically, protectively, before him.
Lee Know
☆ "You're an interesting one," came the Hat's comment upon touching Minho's head, "you've certainly got your priorities...whatever those are. A unique mind for sure. Better be Ravenclaw!" Some of Minho's friends had teased him as a Slytherin, so he was a bit surprised. Not that he would let his house define him entirely.
☆ He hates the reputation and unnecessary pressure that comes with being a Pure-Blood. It’s stupid and not worth debating in Minho’s mind. The only benefit is just the resources and opportunities he might get, and it’s tempting to turn those down on principle. Money and status don’t matter to him at all and there’s a part of him that wants to ‘sully the bloodline’ just for the hell of it! Luckily his parents don’t care either.
☆ Potions whiz. One of the few who actually get it and enjoy the calm, precise art and its beautiful results and wants to go N.E.W.T. with it. He’s also great at Care of Magical Creatures, naturally focused on the well-being of animals and other living things over his own excitement or whims.
☆ Having a fear of heights, Flying is not it for him. No thanks. He passes, but barely, and in his mind it’s not a skill he plans to use.
☆ Naturally, Minho opts out of Quidditch signups, but instead joins the Gobstones club because he thinks spraying the losers with stone juice is funny. Also gets invited to the Slug Club for his Potions skills and influence.
☆ No one is surprised when Minho closes his eyes, focuses, and boom! Produces a little glowing cat bursting from his wand with a few swipes of its paw to groom its nonexistent striped fur.
Changbin
☆ "Quite a softie underneath it all, eh?" Beneath the weight of the tattered Hat, Changbin strikes a bit of a pose. "Got a lot of ambition, but you've also got a lot of...that. Hmmm..." The Hat muses for a few more moments. "At the end of the day, this one’s a Slytherin!” Pride flows through Changbin’s veins- he doesn’t care for the reputation of producing dark wizards, the potential snobbery. All he cares about is showing his ambition to be the best if he puts his mind to it.
☆ He’s a Half-Blood, but both of his parents are wizards so his familiarity is much more with the Wizarding World. He wants to understand Muggles better to connect with them, too, as well as Muggleborns.
☆ Taking Muggle Studies helps with this and learning about another culture is quite fascinating to him- technology especially is amazing, like that’s what people do instead of magic? Wires of captured lightning? Sounds pretty magical to Changbin. He gets into tinkering with technology because of this. Another class he enjoys is Defense Against the Dark Arts. Changbin loves feeling ready to protect himself and others, so that’s the class he spends the most time practicing and taking notes in. He always thinks of his friends and his sister as he does so.
☆ History of Magic is boring, though, Changbin wants to cast some spells! At the end of the day, where certain spells come from don’t matter to him as long as he can use them. However, the idea of showing up in a ‘great wizards’ history highlight one day is appealing to him…
☆ His strength comes in handy serving as one of Slytherin’s two Beaters. The other teams are lowkey afraid of the Bludgers Changbin sends their way because they know how hard he hits!
☆ Bets are flying on what his Patronus animal would be, a pig or a rabbit. Pig is the most popular choice, mostly in jest, but shushing them all Changbin focuses all the great joy he’s expressing…and out leaps a rabbit! Not just any rabbit, though, but the massive, fluffy form of a Flemish giant rabbit that has everyone laughing and Changbin grinning, reaching out to it.
Hyunjin
☆ Nearly the second the Sorting Hat rests atop his head, it's shouting 'Ravenclaw!' Hyunjin himself can't be surprised, really, not when he's heard talk of the great artists in that house. In fact, pride glows in his chest as he joins his table that the Hat could see that in him.
☆ The Hwangs are an old wizarding family. Hyunjin has a lot of opportunities because of this, but fights against the idea that he could be any better than anyone else because of a name. Rather, he is often seen lifting up Muggleborn classmates and highlighting struggled of other magical people.
☆ Ancient Runes comes naturally to Hyunjin, something about his eye for detail, symbols, and decoding. Language is an area of interest for him so that class is like a beautiful puzzle. Astronomy grants Hyunjin so much art inspiration as well as time to relax and appreciate the gifts of nature and their inherent magic.
☆ There's no one class he hates, but like a lot of students Hyunjin has a harder time focusing on all the information getting dumped on him in History of Magic.
☆ Hyunjin’s extracurriculars include the Muggle Art club where he hones his painting skills and the Ravenclaw Quidditch team, where he plays as the team’s Seeker.
☆ Expectations fly as everyone wonders what the next Hwang’s Patronus will be. Will he get a stag, the majestic animal associated with famous wizards? An eagle, symbolizing his house? Not at all, in fact what Hyunjin summons is a beautiful, delicate silver dove that lights upon his shoulder.
Han
☆ “Don’t be so shy, kid, you’ve got heart.” “Really? Thanks bro.” “Yes, that’s what I’m talking about,” the Hat chuckles, “this one’s a Hufflepuff!” Jisung’s eyes go wide. He wasn’t expecting to get Hufflepuff, but if the hat says so, well, who is he to fight it? It’s nice getting the kindest house, too- maybe he’ll make a lot of friends.
☆ As a Half-Blood, the heavy weight of prejudice never really fell on Jisung. Half-Bloods tended to fall between the cracks as having already been sullied, just middle ground. As he witnesses bullying more and more, though, his passion grows to somehow help others and remind people that nobody can help who their ancestors married.
☆ Charms are quick, snappy, spur-of-the-moment but effective in a pinch, and Jisung likes that. It's fun and he can cast charms as quickly as he cracks a joke or comeback! Ancient Runes brings him a lot of inspiration from history and other languages that he loves to bring to his songwriting.
☆ Flying, thank goodness, isn't enforced every year! It scares him, frankly, and he'd much rather stay on the ground where he belongs.
☆ Because flying isn’t his favorite, no way in hell is he doing it with giant leather and metal things trying to smash him. Nope. However he’ll happily watch and commentate, hence him taking the mic and giving very entertaining descriptions of everything that happens. He’s also in the Frog Choir, always trying to get them to perform one of his compositions.
☆ Jokes around that he’s going to get a massive Patronus animal like a bear or a lion, but once he sees the embodiment of his joy skipping from his wand as a little quokka, he can’t even be embarrassed, just smile!
Felix
☆ "Well, you're just a delight, aren't you?" Felix couldn't tell if the Hat was being sarcastic, but still he chose to respond in kind. "I try!" At that, the Sorting Hat chuckled. "Yes, this one's a Hufflepuff for sure!" His sister had told him as much, but Felix couldn't complain- he liked the idea of being a Hufflepuff!
☆ Felix is a Muggleborn, so he takes in every step of starting school with wonder…though it is a bit overwhelming feeling like everyone’s speaking another language sometimes. But then again, magic candy! Brewing potions!
☆ Absolute wonder at Care of Magical Creatures and Herbology. Felix is so gentle and good with every living thing, they practically request he be the one to handle them and that makes his heart burst with joy and honor! He also loves Potions, thinking the idea is so classic and cool, plus despite what most students say it’s kind of relaxing to him.
☆ Transfiguration dropped lower on his list when they started using living subjects. Sure, the idea that anyone and anything can grow and change and exist in many forms is really inspiring, but those poor mice and birds!
☆ Slug Club inductee part two! Even though he’s a Muggleborn with no direct influence, Felix is such a good student and avid potioneer that he’s a shoo-in. He also plays Quidditch as Hufflepuff’s Seeker.
☆ Felix isn’t sure what animal he’ll get, but he certainly isn’t expecting multiple! The entire class is shocked when a whole brood of chicks tumbles forth from his wand, eliciting shock and charmed coos alike.
Seungmin
☆ "This one's a bit of a surprise now," the Hat commented upon being set atop Seungmin's head. Seungmin couldn't help wondering what that meant and if it was bad, how to prove the Hat wrong. "No, lad, all you just did was prove my point. Looks can be deceiving, after all. Slytherin!" He wasn't sure what he expected, but that might not have been it. Sort of made sense, though- he could have fun with that!
☆ He can’t help wondering if the Hat chose as it did because he’s a Pure-Blood, taking Salazar’s old favors into account. Then again, he did just throw a cheating Gryffindor under the bus in class…
☆ Thinking logically is no trouble for Seungmin, so Arithmancy isn’t a bad choice for him. Connecting relationships between numbers and their power just makes sense to him- eight is his lucky number, after all. He also frequents the Potions dungeon, but that’s mostly just to brew the photo solution that grants his personal art projects motion!
☆ Defense Against the Dark Arts is a fun and active class, but it's boisterous and people take the duels too far sometimes.
☆ Frankly, he didn’t have time to join the Quidditch team due to his other extracurriculars, being an avid Frog Choir singer and the Hogwarts paper’s photographer.
☆ Everyone is sure the student everyone sees as a puppy will get a dog for his Patronus. Imagine their surprise when he casts a tanuki! Cute and cunning, no one can deny it matches him perfectly in the end.
I.N
☆ He forgot the Hat could read his thoughts. “So you want a house where you can show your talents and look out for people, huh?” Flushing, Jeongin just nods with a faint, bashful smile. “Well, better be Gryffindor, then!” He’s surprised, thinking maybe he’d have gotten Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff- he isn’t particularly brave, is he? “Trust me, kid, you’ll find your way,” the Hat promises, and do its eyelike folds wink?
☆ As a Half-Blood, he has knowledge of the Wizarding World, but also life outside of magic. Having one Muggle parent means one person getting yanked into the world of wonder, after all! Jeongin is proud to understand both sides of his world and guide his friends on how Muggles really live.
☆ Details don’t escape Jeongin, so he loves drawing star charts for Astronomy. Transfiguration is another favorite of his for similar reasons: he enjoys the focus, the idea that he can reshape objects into something greater or something new. It feels symbolic, poetic.
☆ Potions stresses him out because it's so easy to burn things or measure wrong; even if little details usually fascinate him, he can be a bit clumsy with the required finesse.
☆ Joins the wizard chess club, art club, and plays Quidditch- what can’t our baby bread do? Jeongin becomes Gryffindor’s Seeker, one especially known for turning the tides of the game for his team completely!
☆ He can barely contain his excitement that day in Defense Against the Dark Arts when it comes time to cast Patronus charms! He wonders if his animal will look like him and he certainly gets his wish when a charming little desert fox pops forth.
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losersclublol · 2 years
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stan uris carries around bags of bird sead with them at all times
in their backpack
in their pockets
doesn’t matter
they could spend hours holding pigeons in the park
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billskeis · 3 months
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゚゚・。・゚゚。
゚。 billskeis' tokio hotel masterlist
the awaited masterlist ! everything feels much more organized so im very happy with how this turned out ^.^
bill kaulitz ᵎᵎ
sharing a bed w bill first time w bill sleepy sex w bill club encounters w bill under the mistletoe w bill bill and his tank tops alley sex w bill bill's faux fur coat after dinner acts w bill bill's instagram story arguments w bill bill's love for fluffy hair police officer bill p2 bill's gf meets the band bill's hands bus shenanigans w bill missing bill kaulitz under the shirt action w bill finding out bill likes you too loser virgin bill and his experienced gf bill’s a stalking pervert high sexing bill boyfie bill who nurtures his gf
tom kaulitz ᵎᵎ
shopping w tom tom w georg's sister tom who is clingy and jealous vampire bf tom p2 jean to jean action w tom tom is jelly and silly clingy tom while sick subby tom eating you out learning german w tom tom teasing his gf tom helping his gf w math punishments w tom tom w his new hair do tom receiving the best head ever sharing a bed w tom tom and his waitress facesitting w tom tom meeting your family sneaky movie theatre acts w tom bf tom who takes care of your panic attacks tom, homework, and a pretty girl tom, a dummy in denial tom’s post nap boner
georg listing ᵎᵎ
georg w motorcycler s/o
gustav schäfer ᵎᵎ
gustav pleasing his bf
kaulitz twins ᵎᵎ
kaulitz twins w iron deficient gf beach days w the kaulitz twins
headcannons ᵎᵎ
bill w teen daughter p2 tokio hotel w s/o who has sensory issues tokio hotel w shy s/o bill w grunge/nu metal gf tom w coquette gf
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fresh-and-funky · 3 months
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as someone who was an insufferable band kind I have my own personal headcannons for what the losers club would play in a marching band.
Bill- baritone. They are always the quiet leaders, but get a way with a lot
Ben- bass drum… especially during his working out era they need muscles
Bev- trombone. Whomp whomp
Mike- clarinet. He’d be very well behaved but have all the hot goss
Eddie- trumpet. Hes loud and annoying and a perfectionist. God bless
Richie- Tuba. He steals a baritone in the movie, but he’d play tuba. They are always the most chaotic.
Stan- band manager. He’s just making sure nobody (Eddie and Richie) gets in trouble
Yeah anyway let me know if you agree/disagree. I’m bored and IT is a dying fandom rn :(
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antisociallilbrat · 1 year
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What Polyamory Does For The It Fandom VS In The St Fandom.
These are some brain worms I've had for a while and I've decided to share, regardless if it makes some people mad. Although that is truly not the intent of this post. Anyways. If you haven't been in the It fandom and only have stayed in the St fandom this post may not make sense but I do encourage you to read it.
I joined the It fandom in 2017. I'm one of those few people who were in the It fandom first before moving over to also join the St fandom in late late 2017/early 2018. I had a blog for consuming content but I didn't start making content until 2020 for the It fandom and more recently and regularly for the St fandom. Anywho what I'm trying to say is that I've seen a lot.
I loved many ships in the It fandom and one of the main ships is Poly Losers Club. This is the first fandom I've seen where a poly ship was one of the more popular ones. Even if someone didn't ship all the Losers, throuple and quatrouples (is that how you say it?) have always been popular in this fandom.
Because it is almost unanimously agreed across the fandom, that whether platonically or romantically, all the Losers love each other. Even the most die hard of reddie shippers, the fandom's most popular ship, can often agree on certain fanon headcannons, Stan and Richie practiced their first kiss on each other, Eddie's first crush was on poor oblivious Bill. And that comes back to the agreement that all the Losers love each other. Ships in this fandom have never had an issue coexisting. If someone shipped something different from someone it was always more like "oh that's not my favorite but I definitely see where you're coming from'" OR they're like "yeah no they're in love too," Hardly ever any belittling or any superiority complexes.
That's what makes being in this fandom fun and easy.
Poly Losers even often features a gay man and a women and I've read many beautiful fics where this is explained as they're more best friends than lovers but Eddie doesn't love Bev any less because she's a woman. This fandom allows Eddie and Bev to have an amazing and emotionally intimate relationship because I feel like this fandom does understand, for the most part, that platonic love is just as important as romantic love.
Now on to the St fandom. There are some poly party shippers out there but they are far and few. And there is SO MUCH shipping discourse. Yes I could talk about Mileven and Byler but come on, it goes beyond that. It's with Jany and Stancy, Ronance and Rockie. Elmax and Lumax, and Steddie and Stonathan. Just about every ship you think of there is an alternate ship that people will fight for. They will belittle you for shipping something they don't, and insist that your ship is nothing but platonic. That,,,that just doesn't happen in the It fandom. You know the joke, "All the Losers had a crush on Bill at one point," I think that in itself says a lot. Bill, the arguably least liked character, (my poor bb), has the joke that all the losers had a crush on him at one point.
I'm getting off track. Anyways I'm not saying that shipping everyone together in a poly sense would fix everything with these shipping wars but i do believe why there was never any shipping wars in the It fandom was because of Poly Losers. Also when I talk about poly in St I mean it like Poly Party and Poly teenage crew. Not together, I hate that I have to clarify that.
In the St fandom, it's just not as universally agreed that everyone loves each other, even in the basic platonic sense. All anyone seems to care about in the St fandom is romantic love. A lot of shippers want to be right, they want to prove that their ship will be cannon which just,,,sucks the fun right out fandom spaces.
Canon, fanon, why can't people just make cute fan art and talk in babbles about thoughts they have on a ship. Why do you have to be right about what's going to be the canon ship? Why do certain people feel the need to put down and even to the extent as far as bullying people who ship something different? I've never seen a fandom so focused on 'canon pairings' like the st fandom. (Side note I was never in the sherlock and supernatural fandoms, I knew to mention this)
The party, like the losers, are friends who have been through turmoil that have bound them together for a lifetime. I don't care what pairing you give me from st, whether it be a platonic or a romantic one, I will tell you that those characters deeply care for each other.
Side note: it's worth a mention that the Duffer brothers originally wanted to film the It remake and when they didn't get it, we got Stranger Things. It can be argued that the Party is based off the Losers club so you know what that means? THEY ALL LOVE EACH OTHER. Take it as platonic or romantic idc.
Again, I don't think that poly party is the answer to ending the shipping wars. I do think however that if people could remember how much the party members mean to each other, that that could make less tiring fandom spaces.
Okay I'm done. I just thought this was an interesting point on how it's been like in the It fandom vs the St fandom.
Wait I was doing tags and I forgot to mention that there are few people who ship Elumax and Stoncy, two throuples and kudos to them. They're just worth a mention, I didn't forget about ya'll
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horrorjunki3 · 1 year
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Otis with an s/o who does professional or, more likely, illegal underground fighting?
like, they go to those shady underground bars, with the fighting rinks, and fight for money there. They definitely like the adrenaline rush of just, basically caving someone’s skull in with just their bare fists?
Warnings: Canon typical violence, otis is his own warning, low-key reader is there own warning, slight NSFW at the end - can be avoided
AN: Reader is GN, all I could thing about during this is fight club ngl
Otis Driftwood with a Reader who is an illegal fighter
I feel like you would meet because Otis and Baby visit these underground fighting places - they get drunk and enjoy the blood
At the start of your relationship he hates it - his a pretty dominant guy and sees you as a threat but after a while he finds it hot and loves how useful you are to the family
"You like smashing skulls in pretty thin'? Wanna help me out with the rabbits?"
The money you win definitely helps the family out alot!
Mama or baby will tend your wounds after a fight
He acts like he doesn't care but he will go to everyone of your fights, and cheers for you!
Will come up to you after every fight give u a kiss on the head and coo at you
You guys play fight alot and he is a sore loser so please let him win!
NSFW headcannons
Otis thinks its so hot and if you leave him to tend to your wounds he'll end up fucking your brains out - I don't make the rules I'm sorry
After every fight he'll come up behind you and rub his hard on you telling you how good you were, how sexy it was to see you fight, how strong you are
His into power play stuff so he'd wanna wrestle you "don't hold back pretty thing" loves when you hurt him practically cums in his pants when you Dom him - he'll never admit it tho
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