#the fucking aussie accents are killing me
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Hyunjin ilu but you gotta tell yourself and Koreans that the world isn't a whole anglosphere so stop pronouncing foreign words with an English accent please and thank you. You don't sound cooler you sound ridiculous.
#especially italian it makes me go homicidal#chao doernatelar ma chi è#still scarred by that maneskin cover in an English accent made by koreans why why why#thank fuck chan that has a heavy aussie accent when he spoke in Italian he did it perfectly although i would've excused him since English#is his first language. it's when orher countries assume it's all pronounced like a girl from the valley would that im annoyed#it's a pet peeve can't help it like if i read tour eiffel i won't pronounce it like king charles would the french would kill me and#rightfully so
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🕯️let it go: niki
a vampires bleeding series: six / seven
pairing: niki x afab!reader
word count: 8.2k
synopsis: with the surrounding area of dorian's location being exposed, the seven boys continue to search where the missing pack members are while niki continues his normal school life, befriending you. the closer you and niki get, the more secrets that get revealed.
genre: friends to lovers/enemies, vampire!niki, vampire!reader, angst, some fluff.
warnings: mentions of blood, swearing, betrayal, cutie pie niki ♡
☾ jungwon(1) | jay(2) | jake(3) | sunghoon(4) | sunoo(5) | niki(6) | heeseung(7) ☽
Niki knelt down, his fingertips brushing against the grass. The wind blew his blonde hair across his face, his eyes narrowing down at the open water below him. Searching for any clue.
Jake suddenly appeared beside him, his arm resting on Niki’s shoulder.
“Find anything yet?” His Aussie accent rushed out.
Niki nodded, “Yeah, a whole lot of nothing still.”
Jake sighed, “Keep searching, the entrance has to be here somewhere.”
Niki stared at his hyung, seeing the desperation on his face to find his mate.
“I need to find her…” Jake whispered.
Niki rubbed Jake’s back, “I know hyung, I know.”
Niki understood how Jake was feeling, obviously not to the same degree, but still understood.
That hole of having __ and __ being gone hit all of them. The only difference is Niki and the others don’t feel the pain that Jake and Sunghoon feel. There’s a pinch of something, but it doesn’t affect anything else.
The worst part of all this was Niki couldn’t help but feel disconnected from everything that was happening.
He wanted to get the girls back just as much as everyone else, but he also felt like this was major bullshit.
Maybe it was because Niki didn’t believe in soulmates.
Not like there were a lot of seventeen-year-old forever vampires anyway.
A girl is the whole reason Niki ended up as this undead being in the first place.
It was the day before Niki’s birthday. Snow was falling from the sky, it was the perfect day to confess his feelings. It was his first-ever crush. Walked her home from school that day and was attacked in broad daylight.
Niki survived, she didn’t.
The vampire venom spread through Niki’s body way too quickly, turning him into a monster.
The first thirty years were hell. Niki couldn’t control his blood thirst and killed multiple people in the process.
It wasn’t until another thirty years before Heeseung and Jay found him. He was on the hunt for human blood, the previous human blood stained on his clothes, face, and down his neck. Niki ran into the two of them on his way into the town.
Heeseung could feel the bloodlust and Niki felt like he was in danger. The only vampires Niki ever encountered were the ones that almost killed him, and the ones he’s had to fight just to get a bite in. Heeseung could sense Niki was terrified, mostly because of how he looked.
Vampires usually don’t like being exposed, and Niki was terrified his time was up. Heeseung and Jay would kill him, tear him to pieces, and burn his body.
“It’s okay…” Heeseung whispered, “I can see what you’re thinking, it’s all over your face.”
Niki backed away, holding a hand up, “Nah, don’t you fucking come near me.”
And man did it take Heeseung and Jay a lot of time to talk Niki into calming down. Eventually, they adopted him into their pack.
Niki remembers walking into the safe house for the first time, seeing four other faces stare at him, but welcoming him nonetheless.
It was the first time Niki felt at home since he was turned.
And hundreds of years later here he is. Fighting to protect an even bigger family. Even if he doesn’t believe in a lot that’s going on.
Again, there aren’t many other vampires stuck in their teens anyway. The possibility of Niki even finding a soulmate (if they even exist), is very slim.
“We need to go,” Jake sighed and snapped Niki out of the past memories.
Niki nodded, standing tall beside his hyung.
Jake was holding back his emotions, Niki could feel it. That bond tugged hard.
“Hyung, we will get __ back.” Niki reassured him, “Once we find where his entrance is and when __ can produce a stronger masking of our scent with her elf magic, the easier it’ll be to get in.”
Jake nodded, rolling his eyes, “Aren’t I the one that should be comforting you? I’m the older one.” Jake chuckled, draping his arm around the younger’s neck, “Come on, let’s go.”
—
Niki spun the soccer ball on his fingertips, tossing it up to the ceiling, spinning, tossing it again, and spinning.
He was sprawled out on the couch, mind in a faraway place.
The front door opened, and the sound of bags dropping to the floor and shoes being kicked off echoed in the apartment.
Niki leaned his head over the armrest of the couch, “Welcome home hyung.”
Heeseung glances down at the maknae, “Don’t you have your own home?”
Niki sat up, spinning the soccer ball in his hands, “I mean, yeah.”
Heeseung sat at the kitchen table, sliding out of his doctor's coat, “Don’t you have school tomorrow? I’ll have Sunoo come pick you up.”
“Hyung no!” Niki pouted.
Heeseung raised a brow, noticing a duffle bag sitting in the corner by the couch.
“Niki..”
“Heeseung, they annoy me.”
Heeseung let out a small chuckle, “Yeah?”
“It was fine when it was just me and Sunoo, but after __ moved in…”
Heeseung sighed, he knew why Niki wanted to be here. Heeseung knew of Niki’s history and how it all took place, being around a cute cuddly couple probably isn’t his favorite thing in the world right now.
There’s enough on his plate with unfortunately attending high school again, dealing with the major loss the pack has taken, on top of his roommate's mate moving in. The kid has a lot going on.
“Plus, you’re here alone, so I am here to keep you company.” Niki smiled, trying to win his hyung over by acting cute.
Heeseung wasn’t buying it.
“Hyung, you’re my legal guardian anyways. This would just make it easier.”
Heeseung knew Niki had a point. The only problem Heeseung worried about was Niki being alone.
Heeseung always had to be at the hospital, and when he wasn’t, he was searching with the others to find the entrance to where Dorian was hiding. Niki didn’t always attend the search parties, so if he wasn’t at soccer practice, he would be at home by himself.
Niki continued to pout until Heeseung gave in.
“Fine, but nothing changes, you’re still attending school.”
Niki didn’t like the school idea but was happy to stay with Heeseung either way.
—
Niki dropped his head into his palm, staring off out the window.
His classmates all talked amongst themselves about the latest trends and the soccer games coming up.
Niki tuned out the noise, ready to just get the hell out of here.
Niki knew his classmates gossiped about him, about how he always kept to himself unless spoken to. how he is really good at soccer and thinks he’s “the king” or something. They even make fun of his brothers, and that’s one thing Niki has to bite his tongue on.
Niki didn’t see the point in trying to make friends at these schools. Niki will continue living an immortal life and losing friends along the way, so it’s best to not make any.
Get in and get out as Jay would put it.
There wasn’t any point to any of it no matter what, he’d just change schools again once he graduated or if his family moved again.
“Okay class, settle down!” The homeroom teacher yells, the room of teenagers quieting down. “We have a new student joining us today.”
Niki slightly glanced over to the entrance to the classroom, curious to see the new student just as much as the next person.
Niki slowly lifted his head from his palm, lips parted and eyes slightly widened.
You stood at the front of the class, glancing around at your new peers, eyes connecting with Niki’s.
You were a vampire. Niki couldn’t believe it. Another vampire that was his age and just so happened to be in the same class as him?
What are the odds?
You introduced yourself to the class and then waited for the teacher to assign you to an open seat.
You kept eye contact with the blonde vampire in the back of the class as you walked to your seat.
Your new classmates already seemed to take notice, their whispers being “Do they know each other?”, “she’s the first girl that has gotten Nishimura’s attention”, “They have to know each other, there is no way.”
You finally broke eye contact once you sat in your seat, looking amongst the teenagers around you, wondering how mortals can care so much about things that shouldn’t matter.
Niki looked back out the window, once again dropping his head into his palm.
Niki could feel your gaze on him throughout the school day. He couldn’t help but wonder if you too have struggled to find other vampires the same age.
During lunch, Niki made it a mission to find you.
You sat on the floor in between two bookcases in the library, eyes closed and earbuds blasting music into your eardrums.
A slight tap came to your shoulder, you opened your eyes and looked up, seeing Niki standing beside you.
You pulled your earbuds out, raising an eyebrow at him, “Yes?”
“Uhh…” Niki didn’t think this far. He pushed his hair back, looking at the other bookshelf in front of you, “Mind if I sit?” Damn, he was so cheesy.
You nodded, “Go ahead fellow blood drinker,” you teased, a smile formed on his face as he sat across from you.
Niki tried to read you, thinking if he stared at you long and hard enough he could figure out every answer to his question without actually having to ask.
You looked him up and down, “Nishimura, if you have something to say just say it, I’m not going to bite.”
Niki glared at you, “That’s the best vampire joke you could come up with?”
You shrugged, “I saw the chance and I took it.”
He took a deep breath, trying to find the right words.
“Sorry,” was all he could say, “I have never met another vampire that was well…”
“Stuck in a seventeen-year-old's body for eternity?”
Niki nodded, “Yeah…exactly.” He was in awe at how you understood.
“Makes it harder for us to find mates, that’s for sure.”
And you lost him.
Niki slumped back against the bookcase, gently laughing.
You didn’t understand what was so funny, “What are you laughing about?”
Niki shrugged, leaning his head against the bookcase, making eye contact with you, “I don’t believe in soulmates.”
You furrow your brows, “You don’t?”
“Nope.” He looked away, reading the titles of the books.
“Do you not believe as a whole, or just don’t believe in a soulmate for yourself?”
Niki lifted his head, seeing how serious you were about that question.
He didn’t know how to answer it. All he could do was stare at you.
“You’re in a pack,” you said, “And those in your pack have soulmates, that’s why you can answer my question.”
It wasn’t hard to tell that Niki was in a pack. Pack hunters have a totally different energy.
Niki decided to dodge the question, slowly leaning back against the bookcase, “What about you? In a pack? You kinda give off that solo vibe.”
You tuck your bottom lip between your teeth, deciding how to answer the question, “I am indeed solo. Just do my own thing.”
“I was solo once, and it wasn’t fun.” It surprised Niki how easily he was able to talk to you to even bring up his old past.
You smiled at the embarrassment on his face, he was too cute.
“Anyways, I am Nishimura Riki, but I go by Niki.” he held out his hand, “We didn’t properly introduce each other yet.”
You stare down at his hand, then back up at his face, “What time period are you from, Niki? A handshake?”
Niki rests his hand down, softly scoffing, “I’m two hundred and ten.”
You snorted a small laugh, “Damn you’re old.”
Niki smiled, clicking his tongue, “Yeah? and you?”
“I’m only a hundred and fifteen.” you gave him a silly smile.
“Wow, a whole ninety-five years younger than me.”
You both laughed, “Unfortunately we are still seventeen.” you said.
Niki nodded, “Yeah, well this is the first time I have been okay with being stuck at seventeen.”
Your heart skipped a beat. Staring into his eyes.
Niki quickly shot up, startling you.
“Well, lunch is almost over, head back to class?”
Before you could answer, your phone buzzed in your skirt pocket, “Uhh I am actually going to skip the rest of the day, I have some moving things to do.”
Niki clicked his tongue, “Damn girl first day and you’re already skipping the rest of the day?”
You shook his head at him teasing you, “Shut up and get back to class Nishimura.”
Niki smiled wide as he walked away.
“Oh! Niki!”
He stopped and turned to face you, waiting for you.
“I am Y/N,” you softly waved a hand at your side, “I didn’t tell you my name earlier.”
“Well, Y/N,” Niki said, “I’ll see you around then.”
He disappeared, only to poke his head back around the bookcase.
“Actually, want to hang out? Like after my soccer practice today? Or even tomorrow? Or whenever you prefer.”
You nodded, “Yeah I would actually love to hang out. It would be nice to make some friends. But I can’t tonight, so tomorrow?”
Niki nodded in agreement, “Tomorrow then.”
And he officially disappeared this time.
You pulled your phone from your pocket and read the messages.
dni: have time for a chat?
you: oops can’t sorry! school work…bummer.
dni: Y/N
you: ?
dni: now
you sigh, dropping your phone in your lap.
—
Heeseung stood by the table, Sunoo and __ were at his left, Jake and Sunghoon on the right.
A notepad with directions and any hints to lead to Dorian was written on it along with a map of the surrounding area.
Heeseung covered his mouth with his hands, staring down at the map.
“What about here?” Sunghoon asked, pointing at a specific point on the map.
“No, Niki and I already checked there,” Jake answered.
Heeseung’s eyes searched every inch of the map, trying to piece together where to find Dorian.
Sunoo groaned, “We’ve been doing circles. There’s nothing but open water. We’ve gone diving multiple times as well to see if it’s under but it’s clearly not.”
Sunoo’s mate sighs as well, rubbing his back, “I wish I could help find a more specific area…”
“No, __ it’s okay,” Jake said, “You’ve already done so much to help.”
Sunghoon dropped his face in his hands, frustration isn’t even close to describing how he was feeling.
“Where are the others right now?” Sunghoon asked.
Heeseung sighed, “Jungwon and Jay are searching the area right now. The girls are at Jay’s apartment and Niki…I don’t know.”
“I am right here,” Niki says, overhearing as he was walking inside the apartment, “What’s going on?”
“Just still trying to find where Dorian could be hiding.” __ said.
Niki walked to the table, his eyes scanning the map, shaking his head, “I feel like we’ve looked everywhere.”
Everyone nodded in agreement.
Niki slumped down into a chair, his brain wracking the memories of running through the area, trying to pinpoint anything. But nothing ever came up.
“Let’s call it a night,” Heeseung finally said, “We’ll change searching shifts for tomorrow and just keep looking.”
“It’s unfortunately all we can do…” Sunoo softly whispered, looking over at his hyungs, seeing their heads hung low, just wanting their mates back.
Sunghoon pulled his phone from his jacket pocket, staring down at the lockscreen photo of himself and his witch mate. He silently begged for any hint so he could find you.
There was a small tapping sound just then. Everyone’s heads perked up, their ears on high alert. Eyes quickly roaming.
The apartment fell silent and the six of them listened as the tapping continued.
Niki slowly turned his head towards the window, his brows furrowing at what he was looking at, “A raven?”
Everyone turned to look at the window, a large raven sat at the windowsill, with a paper rolled and tied to its neck with a red string.
Sunghoon quickly shot up from the chair, “It’s from __.”
Sunghoon rushed to the window, opening it and letting the raven hop inside.
The raven stood still while Sunghoon untied the paper from its neck and once it was free, it flew back out the window.
Sunghoon watched as the raven flew away, his heart breaking.
“What’s in the note, hoon?” Jake asked, appearing beside his best friend.
Niki followed behind, hovering over his hyungs shoulders.
Sunghoon unrolled the paper, a smile forming on his face.
“It’s coordinates.”
“What?” Heeseung rushed over, taking the paper from Sunghoon’s hands, and reading the coordinates written.
Everyone rushed back to the map.
Heeseung grabbed a marker, lining up where the coordinates led, and landed in the middle of the forest.
“We found it,” Heeseung whispered.
Jake fell to the floor, face covered by his hands, “We finally fucking did it.”
Sunghoon grabbed his chest, clinging to his white tee shirt, “My hex girl risked sending a raven…god, I love her…”
“Sunoo, call Jay and Jungwon, and let them know what we found.” Heeseung asked, Sunoo immediately jumped from the table and dialed one of their numbers, “And __, can you use the paper that __ wrote on to find exactly where the coordinates lead? To get a picture of what we are looking for.”
The elf took the paper in her hands, rubbing her thumbs over the ink written on it, and nodded, “I can, but it might not be enough, I might get only a small enough vision, nothing we haven’t already gotten.”
Heeseung gripped the marker in his hands, feeling like their two steps forward were also a step back.
“What if we also used this?” Sunghoon lifted a black feather up into the air, “Something told me to take a feather from the raven…that it would somehow help. Since it’s __’s raven, and the bird clearly had to have been in that area for her to call it and then send it to find me.”
Sunoo’s mate rushed to Sunghoon, taking the weather and feeling it with her hands, she smiled wide, “This is plenty, it has __’s magic all over it. It will work.”
Sunoo returned, “Jay and Jungwon are on the way here. I told them everything.”
Heeseung nodded, “__, start the process of the searching magic, so once the other two show up we can fully start.”
Niki felt a rush of adrenaline, they had waited for so long to find Dorian and put him down. They still didn’t fully know what he was planning, or why he wanted the pack dead, but Niki couldn’t help but finally feel relieved that it would be over soon.
Heeseung noticed a difference in Niki, that he was more upbeat and not as quiet as normal.
“What’s with you?” Heeseung asked, causing Niki to stutter in his seat.
“Huh?”
Heeseung studied the maknae’s eyes, “You met someone.”
The others' attention looked at Niki, his face turning a soft shade of pink.
“I met another vampire today…she’s my age.”
Sunghoon let out a whistle, “Well look at that.”
Niki shook his head, “It’s not like that, she’s super cool.”
Heeseung could already tell what it was from Niki’s reactions, but he knew the maknae had to discover everything himself.
The topic dropped once Jungwon and Jay showed up, their mates following right behind them.
“Get us updated,” Jungwon said, leaning his body against the table, “Have we started the searching process?”
“Not yet, we waited for you,” Sunoo answered.
Jungwon nodded, “Let’s get started. Once we have a clear vision of where this place is at, we will scope it out tomorrow and then will make an infiltration plan and get that son of a bitch the following day.”
Everyone was in agreement, and the hunt for Dorian officially started.
—
You stood in the alleyway, blood dripping from your fangs as you licked your lips, wiping the remaining blood from your face on the back of your hand.
You looked down at the sacrifice of your meal, feeling the small inch of pain of what you’ve just done, but had to do. You needed to eat to survive, after all.
You tilted your head to the side, “It’s about time you showed up.”
Dorian walked from behind you, looking down at the body on the ground, “Awe, you didn’t leave any for me?”
You rolled your eyes, “Again, you kept me waiting. Wasn’t going to continue playing with my food until you showed up.”
“Watch your mouth, Y/N.” Dorian stepped over the body, leaning against the wall, his eyes shooting daggers into you, “get me updated.”
You sigh, standing in front of him, “Nothing has changed. They still have no idea where to find you.”
Dorian clicked his tongue, “Not yet. Our pretty little witch prisoner sent out a raven earlier. That’s what I was dealing with and why I was late.”
You crossed your arms, not caring about this war Dorian started with himself and one of the most powerful vampire packs.
“Why go this far? I thought you said the falling out between you and them was ancient history.”
“Oh it is, but that doesn’t mean I am over it.” Dorian walked closer to you, “I need their power, their mates. The moment I kill their mates in front of them and then kill them and take in every ounce of power they have…I will be unstoppable.”
You looked away from him, “All this just to be the Vampire King.”
“Exactly!” He said, taking your jaw between his fingers and forcing you to look at him, “That’s why you’re going to lure them in with their little one.”
You shoved him off you, “I told you I don’t give a shit, fight this on your own.”
Dorian was quick on his feet as he was now standing behind you and a knife was pressed to your cheek, “Did you forget your place? Hmm?”
You took a deep breath in, letting a soft “no,” leave your lips.
“Good.” Dorian released the knife and his grip on you, “Win the youngest one over, I don’t care how you do it as long as you don’t mate with him.”
You shook your head, “It won’t happen, he doesn’t believe in soulmates.”
Laughter erupted from Dorian, “What a shame.”
You couldn’t get Niki’s soft smile out of your mind, how much hurt that was held in that smile from his past trauma, but also the happiness he held in it as well because of the ones who saved him.
It felt wrong to hand over Niki and his pack to Dorian. You already knew he was going to use the mates as his wild card to bend them to his will.
But you knew you also couldn’t defy Dorian.
Dorian starts to walk away from you, his voice echoing down the alley, “Do your job and lure the youngest in. Their power will be mine.”
—
Niki nervously tapped his foot against the floor, his eyes darting to the clock every five minutes.
The school day couldn’t go any slower.
His heart raced every time he would catch you staring at him. The way you would smile at him and push your hair behind your ears. It was driving him insane.
The school bell rang, and Niki was the first out of the classroom, you followed right behind him.
“So blondie, what is the plan for today?” You asked, keeping up with his pace.
“I have soccer practice first, so I figured we could hang out once I’m finished?”
You nodded, “I’ll even watch the practice.”
Hearing those words was enough to pull at Niki’s heartstrings, quickly shook his head and shoved that feeling down.
Niki also noticed how everyone was staring at the two of them. You also noticed.
The whispers filled his ears. One by one making comments on how he finally wasn’t a loner, that they wondered how much he paid you to hang around them. Pointless bullshit after another.
“Niki,” your voice tuning him back to reality, pushing the whispers away, “Just ignore them, they aren’t worth the time.”
He knew you were right. Niki smirked to himself, remembering they are just mortals wasting their lives with pointless bullshit. They had a short time. Niki had eternity.
You sat in the bleachers, watching as Niki and his teammates did their stretches and warmups.
There was another crowd of girls gushing over how cute all the boys were. Niki’s name came up, catching your attention.
“Nishimura is so cute in his practice uniform~” one giggled.
“I know! Gosh, I wish I was brave enough to ask him out, think he would say yes if I did?”
You groaned in disgust, feeling a small hint of jealousy. The girls were pretty, and you couldn’t help but think how nice they would look standing next to Niki.
His arm wrapped around them, his bite mark sitting beautifully on her neck.
You snapped yourself out of your thoughts but still passed a glare at the girls.
Little did you know Niki watched the whole interaction.
He smiled warmly at seeing you getting worked up over some mortal girls.
The coach called the players over, telling them a neighboring school came for a practice match.
Niki couldn’t focus. His brain was in a million different places. Mostly back with you. How you’re sitting in the bleachers watching him and how bad he was sucking right now.
The other team was winning. Niki couldn’t stay focused long enough. His teammates were even giving him hell for not being on his “a game”.
You could sense he wasn’t feeling okay. Your heart pulled to him and you wanted to run across the field and give him the biggest hug.
But you knew you couldn’t. So you settled for the next best thing.
“NIKI!!!!”
Niki turned to you when hearing his name fall from your lips.
All it took was making eye contact with you, for that little stupid string of fate to wrap around you both from across this field.
Niki stood in place just looking at you and how big your smile was.
You felt it too. The pull of that knot of fate.
Before the knot could fully be tied, Niki’s coach called to him, gaining his attention back.
You let out a breath, slowly sitting back down in the bleachers.
You stared down at your black Converse, and a thought crossed your brain.
“Dorian will kill me too.”
—
You and Niki walked side by side, the cool night breeze blowing your hair into your face.
Niki took the opportunity to pull your hair behind your ears, slowly rubbing his thumbs against your cheeks.
You tried to not look at him, wanting to push whatever fate had in store for you away. You couldn’t do this. It would get you both killed.
Niki noticed your difference in mood. You wouldn’t look at him. Talk to him. Barely agreed to walk with him.
“Y/N.” he called for you, “Look at me, please.”
“I can’t…Niki.”
Niki sighed and looked off into the distance, “Is it because I told you I don’t believe in soulmates?”
You start to say something, to tell him the full truth. But you stopped.
Niki looked back at your face, watching you struggle to look anywhere but him hurt. He wanted your eyes on him, and only one way popped into his mind.
Niki quickly leaned down, placing his lips gently on yours.
You backed away quickly, making eye contact with him, “What the fuck, Niki?!”
Niki smirked at your reaction, getting what he wanted, “It got you to look at me.”
You groaned, throwing daggers at him with your eyes, “So you think kissing me was the way to go!?”
Niki just kept smiling at you, “I think I am ready to believe in soulmates.”
You relaxed your body, looking at him with such care, “What?”
He nodded, “I am ready to believe in soulmates.” he walked back to you, closing the gap. One hand rests on your waist while the other holds your face, “It took meeting you for me to realize it. I thought long and hard after you asked me if I didn’t believe in soulmates for myself, and you were right. The night I was turned, I was going to confess to the first girl I ever loved. But I watched her get murdered in front of me, thinking I was next but well..here we are. I stopped believing in love and the only love I accepted was from my pack. But one by one I watched as they each found a mate. Maybe I was just jealous because I am two hundred and ten stuck in a seventeen-year-old body for eternity and there aren’t many others stuck in the same situation.”
You tried to hold back the tears after hearing Niki’s past story and what he went through.
“So finding a soulmate felt useless to me, that was until you walked into the classroom yesterday…Y/N, I know you felt that knot too. That pull of those stupid ass strings of fate…”
You slowly nodded, forcing yourself right now to not give in to it.
Niki brushed your hair out of your face and wiped the small tear that came from your eye, “be my mate, Y/N. We have eternity to figure everything else out.”
The pull was stronger and harder to fight.
You wanted to be with him. Wanted to show him love and care. To spend that eternity to figure life out with him.
Niki leaned his forehead against yours, “I already stopped fighting it…let it go.”
You closed your eyes, stood on your tiptoes, and connected your lips to his. The string of fate sealing its knot.
Niki smiled into the kiss before giggling and breaking the kiss.
You looked up at your soulmate, his cute face bringing every ounce of joy into your own soul.
Niki’s phone started vibrating in his pocket.
He quickly glanced down, seeing a spam of messages from Heeseung.
heeseung: We found it. Sunoo and Jay just returned. Come home ASAP!! Like right now.
“Everything okay?” You asked, quickly glancing down at Niki’s phone, seeing the messages.
“Yeah, I just have to go home, my brothers are looking for me.”
Niki planted a soft kiss on your forehead, “I’ll see you tomorrow.”
And then he vanished.
Dread filled you. They did it. They found where Dorian was hiding, where YOU were hiding.
“Didn’t I tell you to not mate with the young one?”
Your heart stopped, panic settling in.
“No no, Y/N. Better calm down before he senses something is wrong.”
You knew he was right. and The last thing you needed was Niki to find out everything.
Dorian appeared in front of you, the biggest smirk on his face.
“This is a very big turn of events, who knew this whole time you were falling for the younger one? Hmm?”
Dorian’s words angered you, “You’re the one that’s had me stalking them for who knows how long now! This is your fault!”
“Oh no, sweet Y/N,” he softly snapped, pinching your face, “This is fate's fault. I had no control over it. Don’t you know you don’t pick your soulmates? Fate does.”
You shoved him away, trying to keep yourself as calm as possible so Niki doesn’t sense anything. Or even worse, his whole pack sensing something wrong.
“Now what to do, what to do.” Dorian circled around you.
“I won’t do it. Whatever it is, I won’t do it.”
Dorian stopped walking, “Excuse me?”
You took a step back, but Dorian was way too quick.
His hand met your throat, and your back to the pavement.
“You really needed to be reminded, huh little one? Did you forget who created you?!? I DID!” Dorian’s voice growled. The memory of the night he nearly killed you but decided at the last minute that you’d be a perfect puzzle piece to his game.
You gripped both hands around his wrist, trying with all your strength to push him off you. But nothing worked.
“Hahahahaaaa! See, Y/N? The power that I have obtained just from that dhampir and witch alone. Imagine the power I’d behold once that damn pack is gone!”
Your eyes widened, shaking your head, “No please.”
“It’s too late, your little mate will be killed with the rest of them. But don’t worry, I’ll make sure to keep you alive until the world ends to suffer for the pain you just caused.”
Tears swelled your eyes. You just got your soulmate, and you’ll soon lose him too.
“Now that I also know they have found where we live, I think it's time to lure them in, ya?” Dorian balled up his other fist, “You’ll go find your mate, show them what I have done to you, and lead them to our home. That damn elf of theirs has masked their scents, but since you’re connected to them.”
You blacked out after that sentence. Doing everything you could to hide the pain so Niki wouldn’t come running.
—
Everyone ran around Heeseung’s apartment gathering all the supplies and weapons needed.
Niki helped Sunghoon and Jake pile the supplies into backpacks.
“It’s almost time,” Jungwon announced, “The earlier we hit his compound, the better.”
Niki wondered if you could feel the stress he was feeling. The pain of being away from you. He wondered if his brothers had noticed.
He wanted to tell them. To at least let them know.
He shoved a few blood bags into the backpack, his brain on the fence about what to do.
“Hey,” Heeseung tapped his shoulder, “Everything okay?”
Before Niki could answer, he sensed you.
Niki dropped the backpack and ran to the front door, swinging it open.
You looked up at your soulmate and watched how his face shattered at how you looked.
Niki pulled you inside, slamming the door behind you.
He embraced you in his arms and all you could do was cry. Not just because of how badly you were physically in pain, but because of the fate that awaited you both.
“Hey hey, Y/N, what happened?!” Niki tried to calm you down, running his hands through your hair.
Jay and Heeseung were at Niki’s side in a second, removing you from his arms.
“STOP!” Niki yelled, using all his strength to get his brothers away from you.
They took a step back and they watched Niki drop to the floor with you back in his arms.
And that’s when the others felt it.
Heeseung sighed, “This is Niki’s mate.”
Niki was able to calm you down and sat you on the couch while he knelt in front of you.
This was the first time you’d been up and close with the rest of his pack.
Now that you were connected to them, you could feel just how powerful these vampires were.
Heeseung knew something felt off. If Niki and you were bonded together, why didn’t the rest know? Heeseung remembers feeling the exact moment when each member connected with their mates. Why was Niki’s story so different?
Niki brushed your hair away from your face, his heart broke at seeing how you looked, how bruised and cut up you were.
“Who did this to you?” Niki whispered, fighting back his own tears.
You did as Dorian told you, “It was Dorian.”
The room fell even more silent, and all eyes were on you.
“He was stalking Niki and me tonight. He told me as he attacked me that he wanted Niki. He wanted the rest of your mates. I don’t know why or what for, I was just so confused. He let me go and I only felt safe finding Niki.”
Heeseung clocked your story. Putting it to the side for now.
Jay examined you, making sure your healing function was working and the elf mate offered to help speed up the process.
Heeseung pulled Niki to the side, “When did this happen?”
Niki raised a brow, “I told you all that I met another vampire.”
“Not that.” Heeseung softly snapped.
Niki knew what he was talking about, “It just happened, like right before you spammed my phone. There were other important matters and I didn’t want to distract anyone. We need the girls back and to destroy Dorian, mostly now that he was targeting me to get to you guys and now hurt my mate. I’m done playing games.”
Niki walked back over to you, and all Heeseung could do was analyze.
After you were healed up, the leader of your new pack was ready to move out.
“We need to leave. Now.” Jungwon said, then turning to his soulmate and planting a soft kiss on her lips.
Jay did the same, telling the girls to behave and not leave the apartment.
Sunoo and his elf mate dangled their fingers together and were the first two out of the apartment.
Niki watched Jungwon and Jay and say the final goodbyes to their mates, telling them they would be back soon.
Niki knelt back down to you, “You need to stay here with them.”
You shook your head, “No! I want to fight as well!”
Niki kissed your forehead, “I can’t lose you.”
You gripped his forearms, hands shaking. You need to be there to stop Dorian if he tries to hurt Niki. You can’t allow it.
Niki released you from him, following his brothers out the door.
You cursed to yourself, standing up and leaving the apartment.
—
Finding the entrance to the compound was easy thanks to __ magic.
Niki followed behind his brothers and they snuck their way inside.
Jake and Sunghoon were on the lookout for where they could be keeping their mates.
The compound was a lot bigger than they expected. Heeseung figured Dorian made it like this purposely to keep anyone from finding him.
They eventually came to a throne room. The room was painted red and was barely lit.
“Keep your guard up,” Jungwon said, “I have a bad feeling about this place.”
“As you should, Won.”
All the vampires hissed, seeing Dorian walk into the room.
Niki’s fist tightened, seeing the man who was responsible for hurting you.
Dorian looked at each of them, a small tsk releasing from his mouth, “I am so disappointed, where are the humans?”
Jungwon stepped in front of everyone, his fangs retracted and hands pulling out his weapon, “Don’t speak about our humans!” He hissed.
Jay followed right up behind Jungwon, his jaw locked in place.
Dorian laughed, “The only one who brought their mate was Sunoo, never thought you’d be into elves.”
Sunoo gritted his teeth, pushing __ behind him.
“Give me back my witch!” Sunghoon screamed, “Give her back to me!”
Dorian raised a brow, seeing Jake step beside Sunghoon, “I want my dhampir back as well.”!
“Hmm, well of course.” Dorian snapped his fingers, two portals opening. Two vampire women stepped through, holding the witch and dhampir at knifepoint.
Sunghoon and Jake tried to rush to their mates, Jungwon and Jay grabbing a hold of them.
Heeseung analyzed everything. Something was off. Dorian wouldn’t just hand them over that easily.
The women threw the witch and dhampir across the room, Sunghoon and Jake being at their side in seconds.
Sunghoon embraced her, “Oh my beautiful hex girl.” He cried out, holding her weak body tightly against him.
“You saw my raven?” she spoke, touching her hands to his face.
Sunghoon nodded, “I did. We received the raven.”
Jake pulled the dhampir up to her feet, her strength barely there to even stand.
“Baby, my Luna Nova,” Jake pulled her to him, tears staining his face, “I won’t ever let you go again.”
Jay and Jungwon pulled Sunghoon, Jake, and their mates behind them.
That’s when Heeseung noticed it.
“This is a trap.”
Everyone looked at him. Dorian’s smirk gets wider.
“Hyung!” Niki called out, “What do you mean this was a trap?!”
Heeseung studied the room more. This wasn’t just some normal room.
“He put a magic barrier in this room that only amplifies his power and weakens ours.”
Jungwon gritted his teeth, “That's why you gave us the girls back so easily!”
“Oh, how correct you are!” Dorian snapped his fingers again, and a small flame appeared at his fingertips, “Your pack is the strongest out of all the vampire packs. Not to mention you now have a dhampir, witch, and elf in your ranks as well. You guys are a powerhouse!”
Jay rolled his eyes, “Get to the fucking point!”
“With you all out of the way, no one can stand in my way of becoming the Vampire King.”
Heeseung furrowed his eyes, “You’re afraid one of us will take the throne?” he hissed.
Dorian shrugged, “Of course. The last thing we need is your pack in charge.”
“And what makes you think you’re so fit to be king?!” Sunghoon snapped, finally getting his witch back to her feet.
“Because I achieved what no one else has. I killed an entire coven and stole all their secrets. Got the blood of humans to use and even stole some magic from your witch and strength from your dhampir. I inherited it all. I will kill each and every one of you then challenge the vampire king for his throne. The world will know no peace.”
Niki clenched his fist, “No one will follow you!”
The ladies at Dorian’s side giggled, clearly showing where their loyalty was.
“Don’t worry, Nishimura. I have plenty of other people in this compound already devoted to me…ain’t that right, Y/N.”
Niki’s heart dropped seeing you appear from behind Dorian.
Your eyes were swollen from crying. You couldn’t even look at Niki. You already could feel the bond between you two shaking.
Dorian pulled you to him, hand gripping your chin.
Niki ran forward, Jay and Jungwon having to hold him back. He hissed as his fangs sharpened to a point.
Heeseung knew the moment you stepped foot inside the apartment that something was off. You have the power to mask yourself from not just everyone but also your pack.
“Let her go!!” Niki yelled, fighting against his brothers to get free.
Heeseung quickly turned around, receiving a nod from the elf.
She secretly was tearing the barrier down. It was time to fight.
Dorian noticed right away, the feeling of his power fading.
Everyone pulled their weapons out, ready to rush Dorian.
“Wait STOP!” Jungwon screamed, seeing Dorian’s dagger connected to your throat, “He’ll kill her if we move.”
Niki fought to stay in place.
“Drop all your weapons. NOW!” Dorian yelled.
One by one everyone got rid of their weapons, the women collecting them quickly.
Niki kept his eyes on you, but the more he looked, the more he realized how he was played.
His soulmate was his enemy.
Dorian noticed Niki’s reaction, “Hmm you finally pieced the puzzles together huh? Your soulmate betrayed you. Not just right now either. She’s been stalking and following you guys around.”
Heeseung clenched his jaw tighter, “That's how our locations kept getting leaked.”
Dorian nodded, “You even called it too, saying a mole was watching from a distance. Bravo.”
Niki took a step forward, but the dagger against your neck broke the skin, your blood collecting on the dagger.
“Don’t move, I’ll kill her right here in front of you.”
Niki shook his head, the old memories returning. Seeing his first love being drained and killed in front of him. He couldn’t go through it again. He can’t.
Heeseung’s eyes were roaming all over the room, noticing the women who were once at Dorian’s side were gone.
That’s when Heeseung sensed it.
Heeseung ducked down, pulling his hidden blade from his boot, grabbing the woman, and holding her to his chest. He stabbed the blade into her shoulder, and blood slightly painted his face, as her screams filled the room.
Sunghoon and Jungwon were able to catch the other woman, tearing her apart.
Dorian furrowed his eyes, anger filled him as he watched one of his followers get murdered. Eyes flooded back to Heeseung.
“Release the girl!” Heeseung yelled, “And I’ll return your follower.”
Niki kept his eyes on you, waiting for the right second to grab you from Dorian.
Everyone slowly moved forward. The witches and dhampir's strength slowly return. The witch set her hand a blaze, while the elf built a barrier around her pack.
Dorian was back into a corner(literally).
He snapped his fingers, and a portal appeared.
Heeseung slowly shoved the blade further into the woman’s shoulder, her screams getting louder.
Dorian needed a better plan, mostly since his strongest vampire was being held against Heeseung’s chest.
“Give me my follower back first, then I’ll let go of the little one.”
Niki whipped around to his hyung, begging with his eyes to let go of the woman.
Heeseung knew the game Dorian was playing and took a step forward, his brothers following.
Dorian released a laugh, “Oh well this was fun, but I have things cooking in another place. I was expecting the barrier to hold. Oh well.”
He put one foot in the portal but stopped at Niki’s cries.
“GIVE HER BACK!”
Dorian laughed some more, releasing you from his grip.
“Silly teenager, I created her. I turned her into what she is now. I gave her eternal life. Her loyalties are to me!”
Niki moved forward, his arms stretched in front of him, “Y/N, please. We’re soulmates…choose me again. Please choose me again.”
You wiped the blood from your neck, refusing to look at Niki. You knew Dorian wouldn’t stop until you all were dead. And the only way to keep Niki safe was to betray him.
You didn’t move from Dorian’s side.
“Y/N…”
Dorian’s laugh filled the room, “I told you. Maybe your bond doesn’t run as deep as you thought.”
Dorian stepped through the portal, you following right behind him.
“Y/N!!!” Niki screamed, causing your heart to break.
You looked at him one last time, “Just let me go, Niki…you have to let it go.”
Niki fell to his knees watching you disappear with Dorian.
“Fuck.” Heeseung mumbled.
Everyone stood in place, not knowing what to say or do. They could just watch their maknae stare off into the distance.
“If you’re going to kill me, go ahead and get it over with!” the woman hissed, squirming in Heeseung’s arms.
“Hmm…” Heeseung hummed, pushing the blade further in, “I have other uses for you.”
They placed a bag over her head and tied it tightly.
“Where to now?” Sunghoon asked, pulling his witch closer to him.
Jungwon looked at Heeseung for confirmation, only speaking after he nodded, “The new safe house.”
—
The woman was thrown into a chair and tied down, the bag being removed from her head.
She blinked a couple of times to refocus her vision, seeing Heeseung standing in front of her.
She squirmed in the chair, quickly looking around the empty room.
“Where the fuck am I?”
Heeseung let out a laugh, “That’s a fucking funny joke.”
She gritted her teeth, the pain in her shoulder returning.
Her blood was still attached to Heeseung’s face and clothes, and it completely covered her entire clothes.
Heeseung placed his right boot between her legs on the chair, leaning on his right leg, “Tell us where to find Dorian.”
“Go fuck yourself.”
Heeseung pulled out the same blade from earlier out his back pocket, placing the cold silver against her jawline, it burned her skin.
“This blade was made special for me. Made with the same type of silver that’s used to kill us.” He pressed the blade closer, watching as she gritted her teeth. Heeseung removed the blade, asking her one more time, “Where is Dorian.”
She refused to answer, instead, laughter filled her lungs.
“You won’t find him. He succeeded in his experiments to become the strongest vampire. And once he kills the vampire king, he will be stronger than you pack and kill you all.”
Heeseung chuckled, “What makes you so sure that he could kill the vampire king?”
“Look at what he has achieved,” she tilted her head, “He’ll kill the vampire king, kill you all and save me.”
Heeseung laughed more, “That’s pretty fucking hilarious actually.”
She furrowed her eyes in confusion. Staring up at Heeseung. The facial expression he was making scared her.
“How is this so funny?” she asked.
“Because,” Heeseung tilted his head up, his fangs slowly came to a point, his tongue licking his right fang as his eyes turned a different color. It wasn’t the shade of crimson that normal vampires have, but it was bright gold. And the only vampire that has bright golden eyes was…“I am the vampire king.”
She gasped, seeing how bright golden his eyes were. Seeing six pairs of crimson eyes glowing behind him.
Heeseung smirked down at her, as the fear settled in.
#nikiriki#nishimura riki#niki x reader#reader x niki#enhypen x reader#reader x enhypen#enhypen fanfiction#enhypen fanfic#enhypen imagines#enhypen scenarios#enhypen#friends to lovers#vampiresbleeding#yeonzzzn writing
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| the fic no one asked for but i had to write
| warnings: lots of cursing, reader is part of ILUNA
“i’m just going to stand over here alone..” Rosemi states, your character following behind hers “What did you say? your mic is dank as hell.”
Before Rosemi even has a chance to respond, a snowball is thrown directly at your characters face.
You didn’t even have to think to immediately know who it was.
“LUCA!” You scream whilst pressing shift and running over to him and punching his character repeatedly in the face.
With each punch, you say one word.
“eat. my. balls.”
As you were doing this, Aia jumped atop of Luca’s head and her characters body went lip.
“AHAHHAA SHE DIED!!” Luca howls, punching your character.
And behind you both, Vox and Alban are slapping each others butts. Typical NIJI collab, right?
“I need to watch a YouTube tutorial for how to live life.” Kyo’s disembodied, dank mic says whilst running past you.
The only thing you can hear (that actually makes sense) is Luca’s maniacal laughing and telling Fulgur about how Aia died.
“What’s the matter with you, Baby?” Fulgur asks Luca.
“Nothing much, hegh..”
Your character runs up to Luca’s and punches him once.
“Hey girl, sorry we couldn’t skype tonight. but, thats alright,” Luca pauses, punching your character, “see you tomorrow, girl. good night.”
Thats the last thing you hear before your screen fades to black and the first game starts.
The first game is the snowball fight.
You get placed on Red Team, and immediately start bunny-hopping around and throwing snowballs at the other team.
And, eventually, you hit Ike, and right before his mic cuts out you hear,
“FUCK YOU Y/N L/N OF NIJISANJI EN’S-”
You immediately burst out laughing, your model ceasing to move on the bottom right of the screen due to how hard you were laughing.
And as you were laughing, you get hit in the head with a snowball.
You’re not even mad though, it was too funny.
And as this game comes to an end, you’re brought back to life due to your team having won that game.
You’re still laughing as the next game starts, but it starts dying off as you analyze what game it is.
Crusty Rocks.
Within seconds, your character hops from one sinking rock to the same one as Fulgur.
“Hey, Y/N, friends right? You wouldn’t hurt the birthday boy?”
“No, never. Why would you think that?” You say before pushing him off the rocks a few seconds later.
Fulgur, not phased, just tells his chat: “Eh, I didn’t trust her anyways.”
“Anyone who betrays me I will never- AHHHHH-” Rosemi screams as her rock starts sinking down, you immediately start laughing before jumping over to her.
“Hi Rosemi-sama..” You say, punching her character once to greet her, but not push her off.
“Hi Y/N-san… you’re not gonna kill me, right?” She says, sounding slightly worried.
“Of course not, you’re my wifey, Wosemi-sama….”
You say before hitting her character once again, luckily, just before she lands in the ocean, she somehow manages to jump onto a nearby rock.
“EVBEBEHEU PLUCK YOU Y/N!!”
You start laughing maniacally once again, hearing Rosemi keep on saying the word ‘pluck’.
You watch as Nina dies at the last second, having been deserted far away from the others on a single rock that started to sink.
“Oh God, chat. I don’t think I’m going to survive TanTan.” you say, chuckling whilst the next game boots up.
Ike Eveland [NIJISANJI EN] 🔧: i hate you.
Fulgur Ovid [NIJISANJI EN] 🔧: So do I, Ike. So do I.
“Hi Fulgur, Hi Ike.” You say whilst readjusting your headphones. “Sorry for killing you both.” You say before winking and the round starts.
The first thing you hear is Luca’s chuckle as the round starts.
“Alright mate,” He keeps saying in an overdone Aussie accent.
“I actually had a nightmare about TanTan last night,” Vox says to no one directly. However you heard it.
“Please elaborate, Vox.” You say, confused whilst chucking a snowball at TanTan.
You hear Millie screaming in the background as she had not realized you needed to jump over the shock waves TanTan sends in order to survive.
“Well-” Vox starts before he gets hit in the head with a snowball. “You guys are so funny, YOU’RE SO FUCKING FUNNY-” you don’t hear the rest of Vox’s sentence as you had bunny-hopped too far away, hoping he wouldn’t figure out that you were the culprit.
However, you are able to hear when he screeches (screams?? idek know what noise he made) so loud that you’re genuinely surprised his microphone didn’t implode.
It’s only you and Luca left before Luca hits you in the head with a snowball, your body going limp afterward.
“OH YOU MOTHERFUCKER YOU THINK YOU’RE SO FU-”
You mald, aware he can’t hear you anymore.
Ike Eveland [NIJISANJI EN] 🔧: what you get LOL
“Shut up, Ike. Aren’t you streaming anyway? Why do you have mine opened?”
In a matter of seconds, Ike sends another message.
Ike Eveland [NIJISANJI EN] 🔧: not streaming. am i not allowed to support my kouhai?
You’re caught off guard by Luca screaming about how much he loves crab before the screen switches over to the theme music and Luca dancing violently.
As it switches back to the lobby, the first thing you hear is your genmate Kyo saying:
“Y/N should have won.. Luca you have some sort of rich super-power.”
You fake tears and say, “My genmate, Kyo Kaneko, loves me??”
“Don’t push it, bitch.”
#luca kaneshiro#ike eveland#luxiem#luxiem x reader#shu yamino#mysta rias#nijisanji en#vox akuma#luca kaneshiro x reader#ike eveland x reader#hannahlovesluca#crab game
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thirteen please
violence asks masterpost
ohho damn not even a specific fandom? char you crave violence. ok in that case
JAKE
FUCKING
ENGLISH
begin rant .
like hooooly shit ive seen portrayals of jake where he doesnt even swear people just replace it with “gadzooks” or “by jove” BRO!! LET THAT MAN SAY FUCK !!!!! were not dealing with some proper little gentleman with a posh british accent. that is an unsupervised aussie who is a-ok with rolling up ass-out in a loincloth for halloween cause he was raised in the woods
like dont get me wrong jake is polite and mannerly and jake gets nervous and avoidant about a lot of shit but like. im so tired of people just treating him like some little dipshit baby himbo doormat who doesnt know whats going on around him
NOT EVEN TO MENTION how hes just reduced to his RELATIONSHIPS with OTHER PEOPLE like it even gets to a point in CANON where hes treated like less of a person and more of solely just an object of attraction like can the man PLEASE have a say in his own shit please. ive gone through the jake tag looking for Just Jake and every time its practically only been dirkjake
like holy shit jake is so nuanced and layered. he has interests beyond the avatar movies and hes capable of knowingly being a dick and hes strong and able to fend for himself without cowering behind dirk or anyone for that matter and jesus christ he is not just Dirks Boyfriend. lord god jake you deserve to go on some kind of uninterrupted killing spree
#and char i KNOW youll love this answer#ask#violence asks#dave speaks#dykeyaoi#uuod#homestuck#jake english#colored text
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As an Australian, here’s my live thoughts and explanations about the many Australian things in Heartbreak High. Episode 1.
The aussie accents? So weird to hear in a show.
- (Yes, there’s a variety)
Not the red P plate
- (Red P’s are the very last step in getting your license in Australia. A simple order is your L’s, red P’s, green P’s, then your full license. It takes about three years.)
Wooow the Centrelink insult
- (Centrelink gives social security payments to people who don’t have a job and are actively looking for one. I honestly don’t know that much about how it works but it’s not surprising that it gets used an an insult.)
Pffft eshaaaay. Cannot believe they made an eshay character oh my god.
- (I… I don’t even know how to explain this one. Eshays are like a weird subculture in aus. Just…google it.)
Look at that. The casual use of cunt. Love itttt
- (Look, it really depends on who you ask and who you hang around with, but cunt gets used quite a lot in Australia. It can be as a friendly term of endearment, a mild insult, or a serious one.)
‘you’re not wagging school, are you?’
- (The common slang for skipping over here is ‘wagging’.)
NO NOT AMERIE ALMOST EATING A FLY. WE’VE ALL BEEN THERE BABE HAHAHA.
- (I fucking hate accidentally swallowing a fly. Why did I totally see it coming in that scene though lmao.)
Kookaburras!!!!!
- (I love the sound of Kookaburras. Americans? Learn how to pronounce it correctly. Please. Y’all are killing me.)
lmao the Netflix subtitles are wrong. It’s not ‘chip bits’, she said ‘chippies’ heheheh
- (mmm the use of ‘chips’ for hot chips or ‘fries’ and the use of the slang ‘chippies’ LOVE IT.)
DOES THAT MAN HAVE A VEGIMITE CAP?! WHAT A LEGEND LMAO
- (Who in the costume department got one of them to wear a Vegemite cap god.)
‘You’re so much more interesting now that you’ve fucked everything up.’ RED FLAG BABE
- (Not even an Aussie thing that’s just a red fucking flag.)
not Darren’s dad coming in with a fucking cricket bat as a self-defense weapon
- (It really hit me that that’s our equivalent of a baseball bat and it’s really fucking funny to me for no good reason.)
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Okay, okay- random question, but. What are some theories you have expected for season 2 of Hazbin Hotel?
THIS POST CONTAINS HAZBIN S1 SPOILERS SO SCROLL IF YOU HAVENT FINISHED IT YET
ok ok so first thank you for asking a furlong my hazbin hyperfixation
second: i don’t know if i have any real theories?? I was kinda on a roll with them in S1, i’ve whole heartedly believed Vaggie was an angel since the pilot and when my friend and I sat down to watch the last two episodes i told her “if anyone is gonna die it’ll be Sir Pentious cause he’s kinda completed his arc (destroying the hotel -> protecting it) plus if they kill him they don’t have to get rid of a voice actor cause Alex Brightman also voices Adam.”
At first I and my friend were very upset that I was right, but then they killed Adam and I didn’t believe it. Like, c’mon, Vivzie is obviously friends with Alex enough to have him in both of her Hellaverse shows and to follow all of his broadway shows on Insta (found that out while looking for the character’s insta handles). But then they redeemed Sir Pentious (whoever first called him “Repentious” i love you) and i was like “oh yeah ok that makes sense.” I was also banking on Angel getting redeemed, but it makes sense for that to happen way later given that he’s a more prominent character.
Anyway S2 predictions:
Firstly, i think Pentious is gone have a bigger role. I personally base a lot of my headcanons on irl things, and Vivzie loves Alex too much to let him sit on the sidelines. I mean, cmon, Pentious, Adam, and Fizzarolli combined sing (or at least sing in) 8 songs. The only character that compares to that is Charlie, who also has 8, but she’s the main character. Fizz sings more than anyone else in Helluva (he’s 5 of those 8 songs) and he’s definitely not a main character. So yeah, more Pentious. And i honestly want that so much cause his thing with Cherri was cute for the two episodes it existed and i love naga designs and autism coded characters so he’s always been one of my faves.
As for Cherri, she’s probably my second fav from the pilot, so seeing her sing with everyone else at the finale was awesome. I want to see more of her so bad and i love her Aussie accent a lot. Unfortunately, i predict that she’s not going to care that much over Pentious. Maybe Pentious is gonna be freaking out in heaven over her, but besides her one “that’s hot” line, she definitely could tell he liked her but never cared. i don’t think we’ll get much of her in hell going “oh i miss Pentious so much i should’ve given him a chance.” That ship was written purely so they could have that kissing with the explosion in the background shot and you know what? I’m ok with that, it was cute and funny, it gave us a great shot, and that’s all it needed to be.
Also it gave me one of my fav moments in the finale that no one else seems to care about, which is Angel seeing how pathetic Pentious is and trying to wingman for him. Honestly to me it never really felt like Pentious made super great friends with anyone at the hotel. I get that they didn’t need to all be super close, the fact that they were all just speaking without animosity to him was enough given that he never had friends, but seeing that group pick with him on Angel’s door just didn’t do anything. I just figured they decided to imply that Angel and Pentious were friends off screen, and i was kinda just like “ok that sucks but whatever.” Then there was the “two dicks” scene and anything I doubted about their friendship went out the window. Cause yeah, Angel isn’t a super flashy “let’s hang out and talk a bunch and blah blah blah” kinda friend, he shows his friendship by having someone else’s back. He shows his friendship through actions; staying at the hotel when Vaggie says they should leave, fighting with Husk outside the bar and with Cherri in the pilot, playing along in Charlie’s drug skit with Pentious (Charlie was fucked for that, by the way), keeping Nifty safe from Valentino. Angel shows, he doesn’t tell. The fact that he went up to his bestie and, without Pentious asking him to or even knowing he was doing it, starting trying to convince her to give it a shot. Angel knows Cherri better than Pentious does, he knows what to say to get her interested. This is one of the outright nicest things Angel does for anyone in the series, and it made me believe in his and Pentious’s friendship instantly.
Anyway, sorry for that rant, i just love that scene a lot. Now, next prediction: the V’s are the next big bads. Or at least, the co-big bads. I think near the beginning of the season, they’ll be the no. 1 issue and by the end the show will have forgotten them again in favor of Lute and whatever’s going on with Lilith. Idk if Lilith will be a bad guy, i don’t wanna place bets on that yet (I really hope she isn’t tho, it’d be so cliche and we already have enough bad guys). Unless the shows pacing is as bad as it was this season, then the V’s will be important for like 1 or 2 episodes then disappear. Idk if they’ll cover Alastor’s deal here more, and how it probably almost definitely connects to Lilith, but there’s already 100 people posting in depth theories on them and i don’t really care so it’s not my place. I’m here for the Aroace rep and to watch Alastor be silly.
Another! this isn’t really a prediction, just something i want to happen but logically i know it won’t: I want Sir Pentious and Molly to meet, if only for a second. Even if it’s just a gag of Pentious seeing her and pausing for a few moments as to why she looks so familiar, I want someone to acknowledge Molly being in heaven. Even better, have Emily notice Molly. Have Emily notice that one of Heaven’s denizens looks like the demon she saw on trial, leading Emily to question Molly leading to the reveal that they’re twins, and Molly explaining that Angel, or Anthony, doesn’t deserve hell and is a good person. I need this.
Lastly, i want more Rosie (she won me over with the “Ace in the Hole” joke immediately), and Lucifer, but maybe Arackness (Angel’s brother, i can’t spell) and definitely Baxter. We saw them for like one shot in the finale, so Viv hasn’t forgotten about them. We know Viv had plans for Baxter at least and I love his design, I want more of him. With Pentious out of hell, we need a new deranged scientist. Maybe he can also be voiced by Alex Brightman.
anyway that’s about it, i have a lot of thoughts about this show and only a few theories, so thank you for reading!!
#cyncerity#not g/t#hazbin hotel#hazbin spoilers#sir pentious#cherri bomb#vivziepop#hellaverse#hazbin theory
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So I never did a summary post of my London trip, did I? I came back and got sick and bleh'd and never did it lol.
Well okay, roundup post (kinda) below! It's actually all over the place but yeah. Thoughts.
Overall, had a complete fucking blast.
Holy shit the public transport is AMAZING. I will never get over packing onto the Tube with a crowd on a weeknight at 10PM and having a train RIGHT THERE. Next train was coming in 4 minutes. Train after that was coming in 6 minutes. In Sydney if you're in the CBD at the same time you're waiting twenty minutes for the next train. London Tube is just AMAZING
(when I'm not lugging luggage up ALL THOSE FUCKING STAIRS)
ALSO IT GOES NYOOOOOOOOM
Australian driving sucks because Aussies are shit drivers. UK driving sucks because the streets suck and were built for horses and carts and not cars. I have always been told Sydneysiders are bad drivers but had no idea until I went to the UK, where Brits politely merged in front of me without a blinker but never, ever cut me off. British drivers use their blinkers less than Aussies (in fact they barely used them at all in north Wales/England border) but somehow are still better drivers than Aussies, who use blinkers more, but won't actually turn them on until they've already pulled right in front of you and almost caused an accident.
Having said that London drivers are really, really vocal. You can't walk down a street without them honking the shit out of each other. Like Australians are constantly trying to kill each other on the road but we're pretty quiet when someone tries to murder us with bad driving.
I still can't get over how strong the accents are. like look. I feel like an idiot admitting that. but I didn't realise that my idea of a "British accent" was actually very watered down due to British expats losing their accents over time. I know that's a "no shit Sherlock" moment that I should have seen coming and I have no idea why I didn't.
I got to meet two friends! I met @nightingaletrash and @starsilvereld. I still have no idea what either of their names are. They have no idea what mine was. I am very amused by this.
Nothing you have read, or even seen on TV, about the acoustics in British cathedrals will prepare you for walking into St Paul's while a choir is on and hearing the world glow with music.
I mean, FUCK, I went into this tiny little chapel in Beaumaris and the acoustics in there, alone, was mind blowing. Tiny. You could whisper to someone and it's like you're holding a mic. I'd love to be in the castle courtyard when a choir is singing.
Remembrance Day is a Big Deal in the UK. In Australia it's majorly overshadowed by ANZAC Day, a commemoration of the Battle of Gallipoli, which was our first major conflict as a country where we lost so many people (despite losing as many over several months as we lost in a day in a later battle I'd never actually heard of, but learned about in the Imperial War Museum). In the UK Gallipoli was barely a footnote in the Imperial War Museum, a quick "yeah that got fucked up and failed miserably" footnote.
It wasn't until the morning I spent in the IWM that I actually put two and two together as to why there were so many poppies everywhere. Like -- I feel dumb for admitting this, but when I first saw the poppies my brain immediately went "oh, there's poppies and it's cold, ANZAC day must be coming up" before it record scratched and went "wait it's November."
London is old and wet. Like you have no idea just how old everything in the UK is until you actually go there. Everything is so old. You walk past buildings with chunks taken out of them -- I just subconsciously assumed they'd deteriorated. Nope. Those chunks are from where shrapnel hit the buildings during the Blitz.
And yeah it's also soaking wet all the time despite most rain being very light. I guess it's because of the humidity and all the cloud cover? Like with how soaked the streets are you'd expect the rain to be much heavier, but I guess in Aus the streets here dry out so much faster so it only gets that wet here when the rain is torrential.
UK's accessibility is awful. Most crossings don't make noise (and the ones that do sound exactly like shoplifting alarms in Sydney so that was a trip lmao), their pedestrian lights (IIRC) don't flash, and there's no somatic component to the crossings either. In Aus, you can be deaf and blind and you will know when it's safe to cross because the button you press to cross will vibrate heavily when it's time. And I'm not talking about heritage listing places, but very modern buildings -- newly renovated Tube stations would have maybe one or two benches on a platform and that's it.
But. The one thing the UK does right was drawing attention to invisible disabilities. Australia's infrastructure is way more disability friendly than in the UK, and intuitively so -- you don't need apps, you can cross a road safely in Sydney deaf and blind -- but I haven't seen a single PSA here regarding invisible disabilities once in my life. At the UK those signs were everywhere that accessibility related stuff was. "Please give up this seat for someone who needs it. Please remember not all disabilities are visible."
I've had people complain to me Sydney had no night life any more after the lockout laws, and I thought they were being overdramatic, until I stepped out of a Tube station for the first time in Leiscter Square (bitching internally about the stairs) on a Sunday night and holy shit London was vibing. Music and packed crowds everywhere, light and laughter and... yeah. Sydney's nightlife is fucking dead.
Pretty surprising, given how loud London was, how many nooks and crannies there were that were completely insulated from the racket of the rest of the city. Especially in Temple and St Dunstan in the East Church Garden.
THEY HAD SQUIRRELS!!!!!
It's really hard to describe the difference between British cold and Australian cold. I can finally see why people like winter: British cold is energising. It feels fantastic, and whenever the chill sets in you can step inside somewhere and you'll be warm in seconds, and the heating is turned up so high that you carry that heat with you.
In Australia, you don't get that. It's just cold. Once the chill sets in it doesn't leave. You go inside and it's just as cold inside as it is outside. People have heaters going on full blast under their desks all day because the heat never stays, but the cold is always there. You don't carry the warm with you when you leave, it's gone in a flash. I can see why British expats tell me it's colder here than in Britain, even though an autumn London is, by far, objectively far colder than the dead of an Australian winter. It's because in Australia the heat is so fleeting in winter.
Things I wished I'd known before I went:
The stairs thing. It's actually fine if you have the right apps. There are accessibility apps that can give you step-free routes through London. Would've saved me SO much misery that first week but I didn't find out they existed until after I'd already done all the lugging. There ARE lifts at the disability friendly stations they're just fucking hiding and you have to hunt the buggers down.
I can't stand for very long before I need to sit lol and there's like one bench per room in the British Museum. If I'd known that, I would've divided the British Museum up over a week and done an hour each afternoon, schedule permitting, so that I could actually take my time and absorb everything. But alas, the back went "nope fuck this."
Should've arrived a day earlier so I could actually GO to the Hallowe'en thing without worrying about crashing and dying horribly. I'm really sad I didn't go, but at the same time... yeah, I couldn't have made that trip safely, so at the end I made the right decision even if I'm always going to wish I had gone.
Water pressure sucked in each hotel room I had, so wish I'd used half a braincell and just bought dry shampoo.
Final note:
Singapore has bidet toilets and I've felt like a caveman ever since.
TL;DR:
It was awesome, wish I could do it again one day :(
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HIEY BLU.. i jnwk i said i was sending this in the mornknv bug k LIED i'm sending it now...
also if you don't read this bc it's so farting long just listen to the dreaming pls it's literally one of my favorite songs ever....
HERE WE GO... 💥
kate bush is a musical artist that was mainly active throughout the 80s. she was born in a small town in the middle of nowhere in the uk, in 1958. she's most well known now for her song "running up that hill", which was popularized by the show *stranger things*. while her music falls under the "pop" label, it's very eclectic , experimental, and incorporates lots of traditional celtic sounds.
in 1980 she released the album "the dreaming". the dreaming is my favorite of her albums im SOOOOO EVIL ABOUT IT 💥💥💥.... anyways she released that at 22 and on this album is a song called "the dreaming" where she talks about the genocide of aboriginal people.. and it's genuinely my favorite song of ever bro like actual it's so good. screaming throwing up. 🐈 sorry thsi is progressively getting more evil i was trying to have it make sense and now it doesn't anymore 😭😭😭 BUT WHATEVER... so yeah she wrote the dreaming and it has the MOSF INSANE SONGS EVER like they're all so good AUGHH my favorites are the dreaming, houdini, night of the swallow, & suspended in gaffa. :3 IF YOU LISTEN TO THOSE I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER AND EVER...
Shes most popular now for "running up that hill", off of "the hounds of love", but all her other music is SOOOO much more interesting than that song. running up the hill is a wonderful song and it's written insanely well, but it by far is her least interesting song. (at least stranger things didn't pick a different song of hers tbh i think i would've imploded..) Kate also occasionally used her music as a way to speak about social/political issues, like in army dreamers and the dreaming. Fun fact, army dreamers was actually one of the 67 songs blacklisted during the gulf war!! 💥💥 i just think that's interesting tbh... i love kate bush so mych blu yiuwdont undefstand..... she was my grandpa's favorite and my mom's favorite and i... UEUEUEUEUE...
ANYWAYS SOERY THIS IS SO UNORGANIZED AND SEEMS KINDA UNFINISHED PROBABLY IM LIYEERALLY ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP TYPING TJIS RIGHG NOW.. NIGHT NIGHY BLU BUSHIE MH BEST FRIEND FOR REALZIEZ
-goblin five🥳🥳🥳
also if you do listen to kate bush, the songs i recommend to listen to first are the dreaming, wuthering heights, hello earth, and babooshka. :D
So I listened to The Dreaming and (while the fake Aussie accent fucking killed me) did some research and had to stop myself from laughing because the original title of the song was "The [Racial Slur] Song" and I had a few minutes of laughter as I wondered how the fuck that got past censors. Did no one check?
Anyway, good song. I'm familiar with Running Up That Hill but wasn't aware Kate Bush sang it. :]
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Thoughts on 8x01-8x08 this is honestly the most I’ve just straight up enjoyed the show. I like the darker mythology of this season with the sirens, hell and Cade. It felt different but fresh and I thought it was easy to follow for the most part. The macguffins feel like a S1 homage. Scenes got to breathe again, Steroline had so many great domestic scenes and this is their peak relationship wise. If I cared about Bonenzo I’d say that’s good too. My only real gripe is Bonnie's storyline which feels like we took a step back after the progress of the last two seasons because why is she not fighting more to get her powers back? Plus Bamon is just non-existent this half but overall one of my favorite half seasons, it ranks just below S2 and S6 for me and you can read about why below!
8x01
This feels soooo much like a season one episode. I don't think the others do as much as this one though.
Why AGAIN did Bonnie lose her magic! Plot contrivance level 1000.
Everything Steroline in this episode is what was missing in S7! The teasing, the sexy time and hair stroking (I especially love where Stefan grips her hair after they kiss because he’s not ready to let go yet and kisses her forehead) but especially the phone call going over the plan! Feels like them in S4/5 which is FANTASTIC because it shows the friendship never died when the relationship started.
Mommy!Caroline is so great! I love the fairytale she told the girls and I love the scene where she finds them and is like "hi babies" THE CUTEST!
Okay so Virginia said whatever was in the vault wanted the twins and Damon says the voice in his head said it didn’t want Stefan yet. So yeah it seems the twins and Stefan were always a target at least.
I know KW co-wrote this ep but I just do not see how Elena is interpreted as Stefan’s hope. I know he goes out of turn but nothing he wrote was hopeful lol, plus he used Caroline’s words from earlier. Then there’s the fact that he looks miserable until Caroline asks if he wants her to move in with him.
Enzo leaving Bonnie clues about the siren was a great plot for them.
8x02
They should have just let Nat Kelley use her Aussie accent because she talks SO MUCH and I hear the struggle of her trying to hide her real accent. It would have made no difference!
How unbelievably boring is Damon's mind that he just keeps reliving this roadside scene over and over again. I don't even understand what the big deal is about this scene, wow so Damon met Elena first, who gives a shit?
Bonnie being a hater! I guess the sensation of watching Stefan and Caroline from the outside affects even those not in love with one of them.
Georgie was so good! Even if she has terrible taste in men she should have lived or at least lasted longer!
While I understand your frustrations Bonnie you got three years with Enzo and Caroline was stuck with fucking Alaric! The Baroline scene was sweet though, the Bonenzo scene is good too but the dialogue is so corny.
Really really REALLY unnecessary that we needed to bring Sarah Salvatore back just to murder her. Again killing off the WOC...
Okay see even more proof Caroline is Stefan’s hope because she says “you can’t give up hope” and he says I won’t and then FRIGGIN' PROPOSES TO HER! I mean do most people realize that’s not when he meant to propose? Like he bought the ring probably when she said agreed to live with him and he was going to propose with the room when he was finished. But in usual Stefan fashion every-time he plans to wait for the perfect moment with Caroline he fails because he loves her so much he doesn’t care about the pageantry he just wants her.
WHAT A MOMENT! I love both proposals for them but this one I just love how it’s so them! Stefan shows her the room because his love language with Caroline is acts of service. He’s showing her the meaning behind his words saying she’s his family, he’s tearing down a room in his home the only constant he’s had in his immortal life because he knows she will always be a part of it. And he thinks he’s so clever with the drawer ‘hey check it out, it’s antique’ but Caroline is Caroline and she wants the speech and he teases her about that like are you sure and he does the cheesy speech knowing she’s gonna laugh. But THEN she kisses him and he’s so consumed by how much he loves her and wants her and just gets SO INCREDIBLY SEXY grabbing her face and whispering against her lips between kisses that he wants her to marry him! I STILL GUSH OVER IT!
8x03
THE JUNE WEDDING! It’s still so hilarious that throwaway line in the pilot ended up coming true. Caroline is the greatest manifestater of all time!
GET HIS ASS CAROLINE! She really enjoyed stabbing him with that pole!
Man the one thing I’m jealous that Valerie got and not Caroline was Damon-less Stefan. She deserved Damon-less Stefan more than anyone!
The way Stefan smacks Damon like “why are you such a little bitch” because Enzo is fighting the mind control and Damon isn’t cracks me up!
She’s got a point Stefan! But like LOL Bonnie Stefan doesn’t even like Enzo as if he’d pick him over Damon regardless. The almost forehead touch and the way Caroline grabs Stefan and pulls him towards her, Paul and Candice did such a great job of showing the sweetness between Steroline this season. They're partners and it doesn't feel right when they aren't on the same side.
UGH FUCK THIS! I cannot believe this is how Tyler dies after everything!
8x04
The troll job with the “I love yous” all on the phone! Although they did that to Forwood too I noticed in my rewatch.
The dialogue has been very on point the last few episodes, I especially like how Stefan’s been written. This is probably my favorite Stefan because he’s being active in helping to save Damon but he’s not letting it overtake his life. I honestly don’t get why people think Paul was “mailing it in” this season, I think it’s because they all believe in the good brother mythos he performed in the earlier seasons. That guy doesn’t exist anymore!
Stefan's having way too much fun torturing Sybil with that tuning fork lol.
Two sirens and one being the friggin’ nanny was a great twist! And the flashback scenes parallel Defan’s scenes so well.
I like that they switched up from the torture dungeons to the secret lab rooms for interrogations. Feels fresh.
Georgie looking at Sybil through the glass has Elena and Katherine looking at each other vibes.
So funny how we’re all pretending anyone’s gonna care that Damon killed Tyler just to you know piss me off even more about it!
Stefan so scared for Caroline’s twins!
Matt finding Tyler’s body is heartbreaking. Damn that scene really hurt.
Seline is way better at the creepy whistle, Seline is the better siren in general I wish they’d killed Sybil earlier and just had Seline.
8x05
Seline’s evil look before closing the door lol. I love when actors ham it up in the best way possible.
Really like how Caroline subtlety told Stefan to STFU about Damon and mourn Tyler because she needed comfort and he instantly got that. Married.
Damon’s like “what’s so surprising about me being awful” and I AGREE!
That Baroline phone call was so sweet. I love how Caroline talked about what made her turn her humanity on about her Mom.
Bonnie pulling a Damon! Sometimes you have to go to extremes for the people you love!
WE ALMOST HAD IT! Stefan put Damon down at Caroline’s urging and it was such a good parallel to him saying "I'm lost" in 6x05 to "I'm sorry" now.
I’m sorry but I just don’t get anything from Bonnie and Enzo even with the powerful narrative the show tries to give them I *snore* I tried.
I like when the show parallels back to Stefan doing something weird, because like Stefan is very weird! He brought everyone back to the carnival for a memorial like he did in 4x02 with everyone saying a few words and then group activity time!
Tyler deserved so much better than this memorial and he really deserved for his death to mean more than it did. Matt was the only one who really seemed to care that he was dead, though I do give Caroline credit for Damon killing Tyler being the thing that made her give up on Damon. Then she pushed Stefan to do the same and he didn't really hesitate. I do LOL at Stefan not being able to say a nice thing about Tyler even in death, disliked his ass until the very end.
THIS SCENE IS SO PRETTY! It’s their prettiest scene and I am in love with the completely in awe lovestruck look Stefan is giving to Caroline while she talks to him. I know I say it all the time but I love Steroline because of scenes like this, their conversations feel deeper because they have so many moments they callback on to show their progression. And I love how Stefan just listens to her and really takes her words in, she inspires him so much.
God I’m stressed and I know what happens!
8x06
Pain. But I like how Stefan accepted it with no fight, just another day of Damon ruining his life.
Ric was ready to turn Enzo into a vegetable but Stefan couldn’t be absolved for killing him without humanity.
I cannot BELIEVE people want to give Damon credit for saving the twins when it’s made abundantly clear that he just wants to get out of hell. He just knows that in order to get Stefan to go along with the plan he needed to use the twins as leverage. Ruined his life AGAIN!
I didn’t realize how triggered this episode was gonna make me!
Ric’s talking a lot of shit for someone who does nothing to solve the problem!
I’m sorry but I think Stefan has more than enough blood on his hands for Cade Sybil. Paul Wesley just wanted to do a fight sequence it’s fine.
Stefan earned his hero hair this episode. The look between him and Caroline as she’s hugging Josie :( gets me every-time.
Candice was stellar in this episode, definitely one of her strongest episodes ever.
All he wanted was 24 hours with her. This is THE Stefan episode for me, this was his final heroic act and unfortunately he never really gets to come back from it. Paul really did such a fabulous job with this episode directing, acting, even song selection (he picked the song used in this scene) he went out with a bang.
Actually I really like the bickering sisters with the sirens and how they keep backstabbing each other, sounds familiar (that's the point)!
8x07
My heart. Stefan channelling his inner Buddy the Elf and putting up all the Christmas ornaments and the morning Steroline scene is such perfection. They deserved to have that peaceful domestic life together longer than they got. Stefan's diary entry pulls on the heartstrings too, I'm glad Caroline at least got to read that and I feel like it might give her some comfort knowing Stefan promised her his heart forever even before that moment in the finale.
You can tell right away that Caroline is ready FOR SCHEMING on her phone call with Bonnie and I am HERE FOR IT! She's so great this whole episode.
It made perfect sense that Cade would be so interested in Stefan without the retcon in the finale that it was all Katherine having him wrapped around her finger (which was RME).
CRYING! HE GOT ANOTHER ONE! Cade being like "I didn't care about your remorse but this crazy bitch did" because they always do! Crazy bitches and the Stefussy like moths to a flame. Bonnie and Enzo are nice this episode too I feel like they’re having real conversations instead of quasi-DE dialogues.
Peter's not really a bad character I just don't care. Matt has surprisingly not been annoying though I liked when Damon was like "you killed me" and he looked and him like AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN!
This Christmas dinner is so stressful! Not like 'The Bear' stressful but it's up there!
I’m sorry but Stefan’s logic of “yeah I ate kids but never on Christmas” truly kills me! As if that makes it okay!?!
Cade explaining really well why I never got into SE especially in S1 because of how Stefan inserted himself into her life because he saw her as his redemption, the "good" Katherine.
"When I was the Ripper I was one of a kind, no one can do what I can do" (!!!) Ripper Stefan truly was one of the best villains, if this season had 22 episodes we could have had a longer arc of him.
CAROLINE FTW! She’s so damn smart no wonder Stefan loves her.
Mistletoe toe kiss and finally the I love yous face to face! Admit-tingly totally worth the wait this is one if their best scenes. The way he drags her down the stairs and kisses her so passionately under the mistletoe. I love that when he nods for her to look up he continues staring at her, Stefan wanted to give her some peace and romance before everything changes forever. Again Stefan wanted to be with Caroline before he essentially walked into damnation.
I love the evolution of the “off switch” with Stefan. It was so much more dramatic in S3 when he was forced by Klaus and now he just closes his eyes and lets the evil eyebrows do all the work. It’s because he’s accepted the Ripper part of him more. My favorite aspect in this scene is how he waits until he left MF to shut it off, because that’s his home aka Caroline.
8x08
“Clarity over cleverness” that’s a pretty accurate description of Damon Stefan IDK even if he never said it he’s sure followed it!
See this is the first time Stefan is actually TRYING to not fly off the handle as a ripper, he even said in 6x17 he doesn’t have an elaborate system to keep himself in check but now he’s trying one. Obviously doesn’t work but I thought it was interesting it was dripping blood from the vein since that’s what pushed Caroline over the edge in 6x17. This episode is FULL of callbacks to their humanity-off arc I love it! They’re very subtle but there’s a bunch.
Sybil hasn’t started annoying me yet but more importantly I am SO HAPPY Caroline is getting scenes solo with the “big bad” of the season because I don’t even remember the last time that happened! Maybe S4 and Silas?
Ripper Stefan picking out Dr. Elena to teach Damon a lesson is DIABOLICAL! The way he stabs Damon with a vervain needle (of course!) and yells “Omg is there a doctor here” DYING.
“Cade never said I couldn’t take a shortcut” “A win is a win”
Oh yeah this place (100 dead witches house)! Good callback
"And you lived up to your potential" HE'S SUCH A MANIAC!
Oh Violet is teen Misty on Yellowjackets!
Threatening to burn those kids alive was pretty stressful! Thank god Caroline had her assistants to do the dirty work for her.
Ripper Stefan making Damon throw the necklace out the window is like when NH!Caro made Stefan burn the letter. Biggest missed opportunity was not having Ripper Stefan ask Caroline to turn it off and join him instead of Damon because that was sitting on a plater after this episode with excellent callbacks to the no humanity arc.
Love the way Ripper Stefan going off the rails was filmed and Malarkey’s song is perfect. He looks so feral in that last shot! Great job again Ian and the writing in this episode was so good.
Lines that made me laugh:
Damon: I disagree with all your opinions (when I read the TVD Reddit)
Bonnie: How else was I going to our Caroline Forbes-Caroline Forbes (I loved this scene and Bonnie was right she had to pull out the big guns)
Stefan: Would it be going out on a limb to say that we stab her with it? (LOL Stefan was like I got a wedding to plan lets wrap this up)
Ripper Stefan: That figures (as he shakes his head in disappointment at that damn necklace again!)
#tvd rewatch#tvd spoilers#S8 rewatch#8x01 - 8x08#steroline#bonenzo for ts#bamon for ts#this half gave me so much#if only that asshat didn't return for the second half#k rewatches tvd
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The One That Got Away Pt. 1/?: Prologue
This little story is based off of my oc’s. There’s no backstory or relation to any show, I just wanted to write something about them. Also, if there are any artists out there who see this, if you want to draw your interpretation of these girls and tag me in your post, by all means, go ahead! ❤️
In a secluded part of town, Ryker Torres, Mamoru Enjō, and Kariyama Sakura are all girls struggling to fit in with society. Ryker is 17, Mamoru and Kari are 16.
Ryker: Man, I’ve never been this tired in ages. Like damn, I’ve never walked this much.
Kariyama: Shut up, Ryker. You’re complaining like you’re the only one who’s tired. (she said with an annoying tone)
Mamoru: Can you girls please be quiet and stop arguing for two minutes? Thank you. (she said as she proceeded to find herself stuck in a situation)
Kariyama: Right now? God fucking dammit. (she sighed as she pulled out a small pistol)
A group of guys waltzed over to them, drunk as hell.
Random Guy 1: Hey there little lady~ Isn’t it a little late for -hic- you to be out at this time of night?~
Kariyama: S-Stand back! I will shoot!
Random Guy 1: Oh really?~ -hic- Go right ahead. I know you don’t have the-
A gunshot was fired, blowing the guy’s brains out, also making the others scatter and flee the scene.
Ryker: Damn, Kari! That was amazing! Great aim!
Mamoru: I hate to say it, love. But I agree. (she said, her Aussie accent shining through)
Kariyama: Thanks, girls. I haven’t shot my pistol in ages. (she snickered slightly)
Ryker: Well, you’re pretty much a natural.
There was shuffling in the bushes.
Mamoru: What was that?
Ryker: I dunno, but I’m not liking it.
Kariyama: I just killed a man. I don’t feel like killing another, y’know? (she had an exasperated tone in her voice)
Ryker: Well, looks like we’re gonna have to kill again, just so society can see who we truly are. All we need to do is get rid of criminals, that’s our job, so let’s fulfill it! (she celebrated as she took out a large knife)
The group of guys who were about three times their size attacked first, leaving the girls no choice but to fight back to defend themselves.
omg a cliffhanger :0
i will try my best to deliver more often. but i make no promises. part 2 will probably be out sometime in the next week or so, i need time to plan 😭 but here’s a lil sneak peek at my oc’s :3
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Top five Murray scenes/quotes :D
ooooooooooohhh man this one is is tough because every time he's on screen/speaking the dopamine rush makes me black out (...just kidding)
this scene where he just. takes his underwear out of the microwave and puts it on in front of jemaine and bret with no context whatsoever. it makes me laugh every time. (ep: The Actor)
THIS scene, which is from the same episode, where he has his little freakout at jemaine and bret for lying to him about the record deal lol. the way his voice keeps getting higher... top tier comedy. (ep: The Actor)
one of his most iconic lines, of course (gif by me). one of his most iconic episodes really. (ep: What Goes On Tour)
this scene/whole episode kills me. the whole "aussies vs new zealanders" gag throughout the show is so fucking funny. this episode also has the song "carol brown" in it which is my favorite from the show (doesn't have anything to do with Murray but I wanted to mention it). (ep: Unnatural Love)
the funniest gag from the show, the "might be dead" scene where is sounds like he's saying "did" because of his accent (for those who haven't seen it). (ep: Mugged)
honorable mentions:
a very relatable line (ep: Sally Returns)
the scene where he tells them to run and he does this stupid jump over his car lmao (ep: A Good Opportunity)
[ask me top 5 anything!]
#thank yoooooouuu <3#i tried to number the points but it didn't like the gifs being added lol#im too lazy to turn my computer on so i did this from my phone. hopefully it's all formatted correctly#flight of the conchords#fotc#murray hewitt#all gifs made by me btw!!#taken from my own posts
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Watching the aussie outback episode of Carmen Sandiego and honestly loving that Australia FINALLY gets better rep in American media than just that one Aussie(TM) bloke who drinks beers and wears flannels and also the storyline abt Uluru and how its sacred to Aboriginal people but......the accents are fucking KILLING me its worse than some of the accents in the clone wars and the bad batch.
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And Now My Pointless Thoughts I During Thor: Love and Thunder.
Spoilers. Duh.
Has Christian Bale always had that mole near his eye?
Did they just flip that shot of him because now the moles on the other side
Huh I could of brought mum with me Korg just explained everything you need to know
What do I know that blue guy from? Checks IMDB. STEPHEN CURRY!!
I love when random Aussies show up in this shit.
I missed Jane in Ragnarok. I’ve shipped them form the start.
Hey did Darcey ever bring up what happened in Westview?
Darryl!! hey you know he Produces Bluey!
Well the Gradians went here that long were they. They had to come to Australia for that
Did Jeff Goldblum have to come to Australia just to be cut?
Hey Sif got her Comic book Costume.
So why did Thor have to change in to the blue and gold outfit.
How come we have never heard of Heimdall’s son before?
I like Jane and Val are friends. We Don’t have enough female friends ships in the MCU.
This place looks cool and I cant wait for New Rockstars to tell me who everyone is.
Were do I know the blond next to Zeus from. Checks IMDB. BELLA FOR H20 JUST ADD WATTER!!
I don't know what Russell Crow is doing here but I'm for it.
That's Australia's ass.
I like how may cuts to the Maori goddess there was I see what you did there Taika.
Yay they kissed. But sad because she's sick.
Well the shadow realm looks sick. But is it as sick as Yu-Gi-Oh ‘s shadow realm?
Where did tent come from? they were just out side now there in a tent?
Fuck Christian Bale is killing this shit.
So now the axe stops acting like a bitch.
Don't do ultimatums that doesn't end well.
I am all for the kid fighting these cunts. Especially the girl with the bunny and the one dressed as a fairy.
“IT IS MIGHTY THOR. OR IF THATS TO HARD DOCTOR JANE FOSTER”
This place looks the opposite of the place you go when you get the soul stone.
Fuck Then for killing Jane but wouldn't be surprised if Natalie didn't want to come back for another movie.
So Val still didn't get a girlfriend.
Gee Taika must love a good pun whit the Dwayne the Rock in this and the German Shepperd's joke in Jojo Rabbit.
So Sif cant get a robot arm Like Bucky?
And are we going to find out where she was during Ragnarok?
It is very cute that Chris's daughter is playing Love.
And she still has her Aussie accent.
Thor you were just holding the box you count get Pancakes right?
Well the name is very literal isn't it.
Hey its the guy from Ted Lasso.
Okay this might be a long shot but. Isn't it in Norse Mythology that they don't believe Valhalla is forever? Don't they believe Ragnarok will come and they will be reincarnated? and hasn't that happened in the comic books?
So is there a possibility that Jane and Heimdall and the other gods could be back?
Also if they have to die in battle to get to Valhalla dose that mean Odins not there?
And lastly WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DICKHEADS ON ABOUT THAT MOVIE IS GOOD!! SOMETIMES THINGS CAN JUST BE FUN!!
Now to get to fanficton to get back on my Jane and Thor shit.
#thor love and thunder#Thor#Mighty Thor#jane foster#marvel#thor/jane#thane#MCU#avangers#taika waititi#chris hemsworth#natalie portman#Christian Bale#movie
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I've just finished watching Glass Onion
My reviews:
It's exciting, it's lovely and briliant
Eventhough i have been semi spoilered by looking at gif and photos of some shot of the scene but there is sooo much for me to enjoy
Props to all the actors
i've enjoy every single fucking detail of how they played Miles in the movie. How he moves his arms, body, his insecurities, his ego, his stupidity. We can see every single bit of it.
Of how they played Helen and Cassandra, the power and wit of both these women. All the details of how Cassandra wanted to burn down his empire, the Mona Lisa, the hydro...
Helen in the end was so fucking cool and inspiring everyone start joining her because that's what they were all about. They love a good rebel. And she inspired them to finally have the gut to speak the truth, to break "the system"...
And I fucking love it how they played everyone too feel sus. Because every charactor is so miserable and twisted, chasing fame and money, then licking Miles boots while being a fucking puppet. Making me have a tiny tingle of "maybe they will all kill Miles in the end"
I love it how this one guy with an Aussie accent? just happens to live on the island. So random.
And the whole theme of the movie of mocking these rich CEO, politicians, influencers, celebrities, streamers,...
We know their names
And covid, how hysterical
They go my body my choice and chose not to wear a mask because the gov tells them to do so
but doesn't ask a single question when being shot something down the throat
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oh i alao need to watch that skzcode cause miscia showed me a video of felix yelling in english with hisn fucking aussie accent it killed me. like what is wven happening here
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