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Can someone please write a fic where Mav gets Hanahaki but it’s because of platonic love to Bradley. Maybe it’s after the paper pulling fight or maybe when Bradley did not turn up for the Icemav wedding. They had it under control for years. Until the no one will mourn you fight made him choke on bloody flowers.
#ice is caught between watching his self sacrificing husband suffer and a son who doesn’t take the damn phone#even if he wants to tell him against Mav’s wishes#and he has tried#the couch be damned#the mission was supposed to be his last resort and it backfired on him spectacularly#or did it?#pete maverick mitchell#tom iceman kazansky#bradley rooster bradshaw#icemav#mavdad#yes I know realistically Mav will be grounded with a lung issue but it’s my fanfic logic#top gun maverick
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the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"
just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible
#due to the Great Data Decay academics write viciously argumentative articles on which episodes aired in what order#at conferences professors have known to engage in physically violent altercations whilst debating the air date number of household viewers#90% of the couch gags have been lost and there is a billion dollar trade in counterfeit “lost copies”#serious note: i'll be honest i always assumed it was english imperialism that made shakespeare so inescapable in the 19th/20th cent#like his writing should have become obscure at the same level of his contemporaries#but british imperialists needed an ENGLISH LANGUAGE (and BRITISH) writer to venerate#and shakespeare wrote so many damn things that there was a humongous body of work just sitting there waiting to be culturally exploited...#i know it didn't happen like this but i imagine a English Parliament House Committee Member For The Education Of The Masses or something#cartoonishly stumbling over a dusty cobwebbed crate labelled the Complete Works of Shakespeare#and going 'Eureka! this shall make excellent propoganda for fabricating a national identity in a time of great social unrest.#it will be a cornerstone of our elitist educational institutions for centuries to come! long live our decaying empire!'#'what good fortune that this used to be accessible and entertaining to mainstream illiterate audience members...#..but now we can strip that away and make it a difficult & alienating foundation of a Classical Education! just like the latin language :)'#anyway maybe there's no such thing as the 'greatest writer of x language' in ANY language?#maybe there are just different styles and yes levels of expertise and skill but also a high degree of subjectivity#and variance in the way that we as individuals and members of different cultures/time periods experience any work of media#and that's okay! and should be acknowledged!!! and allow us to give ourselves permission to broaden our horizons#and explore the stories of marginalized/underappreciated creators#instead of worshiping the List of Top 10 Best (aka Most Famous) Whatevers Of All Time/A Certain Time Period#anyways things are famous for a reason and that reason has little to do with innate “value”#and much more to do with how it plays into the interests of powerful institutions motivated to influence our shared cultural narratives#so i'm not saying 'stop teaching shakespeare'. but like...maybe classrooms should stop using it as busy work that (by accident or designs)#happens to alienate a large number of students who could otherwise be engaging critically with works that feel more relevant to their world#(by merit of not being 4 centuries old or lacking necessary historical context or requiring untaught translation skills)#and yeah...MAYBE our educational institutions could spend less time/money on shakespeare critical analysis and more on...#...any of thousands of underfunded areas of literary research i literally (pun!) don't know where to begin#oh and p.s. the modern publishing world is in shambles and it would be neat if schoolwork could include modern works?#beautiful complicated socially relevant works of literature are published every year. it's not just the 'classics' that have value#and actually modern publications are probably an easier way for students to learn the basics. since lesson plans don't have to include the#important historical/cultural context many teens need for 20+ year old media (which is older than their entire lived experience fyi)
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those couches look really comfy
#lethal company#jester lethal company#masked lethal company#coil head lethal company#bracken lethal company#nutcracker lethal company#ghost girl lethal company#mask get ur god damn shoes off the couch. rude as hell coil cant fuckin sit down bc ur fuckin leg is there#zombugz art
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(they're both texting garrus.)
ro shepard belongs to @gammaraydeath 🖤
#mass effect#custom shepard#default shepard#femshep#mass effect trilogy#video games#commander shepard#mass effect fanart#rotting on the same couch. girls' night#my shep sits the same damn way I always do lol#that was not on purpose#and ro seems like a sitter with extra steps TM#omni tools are hard as hell to draw.#milkyart
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May I suggest this with Pk, Grimm, and Hornet? I honestly feel like you would get a kick out of this..
"i'm trying to read here"
i meant to draw this earlier but i forgor. let's just pretend it's still gay month 😅
#ask art#hollow knight#feral pk au#hk pale king#pale king#troupe master grimm#hk grimm#hk hornet#hornet get those damn boots off the couch#white coded </3#pale nightmare#gekko.art#fpk#grimm#hornet
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me and the bad bitch i pulled by being the dramatic foil to my best friend and adopted father’s weird homoerotic relationship
#shoutout charlie and frank for briefly divorcing so dennis could sleep on that damn blowup couch with his e-boy!!!#dennis reynolds#mac mcdonald#macden#macdennis#its always sunny in philadelphia#its always sunny#iasip#the gang inflates
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ummm idr what prompted this
#yagami takayuki#higashi toru#yagashi#rgg#judge eyes#judgment#lost judgment#i do know actually#its cause im always on that damn pinterest looking at kmtk pics#i call this my i didnt want to draw a couch or think about sizing post#i also didnt want to draw the doors sorry can you guys pretend that theyre open#thanks#finger paints
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One cosy evening with Lane & Kent
#Clois cuddling on the damn couch#The number of parallels in the multiverse drives me mad#Clois#DC#DC comics#clois in comics#lois and clark the new adventures of superman#Smallville#Superman and Lois#Dctv#superman vs the elite#superman doomsday#dc animation#Clois gifs#clois gifset#The-army-brat-and-the-nerd
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#buddie#evan buckley#eddie diaz#911 on fox#All the dots are connecting#We're winning Buddie nation#We're winning#6x12#6x01#bobby nash#911 spoilers#the couch of it all#The talk IN THE KITCHEN#That damn couch
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#first of all yosuke isnt that a star wars reference? YOU SECRET NERD <3#second of all yosuke isnt that said by pricess leia#who is yknow a GIRL#ok just ribbing on him but i thought this was ao cute#i think if yosuke had made a reference by leia towards han solo that would have been even funnier#and by funny i mean it would have made me fall off my couch yelling about his too damn obvious crush#alas#actually hang on a second the message was intended for obi wan but it was luke that receives it - yknow what nvm#p4#p4g#persona 4#persona 4 golden#hanamura yosuke#yosuke hanamura
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Every time I see that wolf sleeping in the breakfast nook I think about Darlin sleeping in weird places in their wolf form (〜￣▽￣)〜
#kirehn draws#this is uhhhhhh adrian laying on a couch or couch-like object number 3#this feels stupid but it is literally EVERY TIME I see that damn wolf#need to stop complaining about odd poses on couches because then I make things more complicated for myself for some reason#idk gotta get it out of my system and now I did#WHO is telling them to stop hogging the bench as a wolf? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redacted darlin#pk:ocs#pk:adrian
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Katsuki is never wearing those shorts again
yep, lol who doesn't have a soft spot for ochako?? haha 💕
cheeky thief comic: part 1 // closeups
#lol lowkey i wanna make one for each scenario hahaha oops#i love their dorm shenanigans lol what the heck even goes on in there#peep katsuki's folded laundry lol such a neat nerd#lol the damn green dorm couch LOL#ochako uraraka#ochaco uraraka#uravity#katsuki bakugo#kacchako#tsuyu asui#izuku midoriya#deku#mha#bnha#mha art#mha fic#mha headcanon#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#boku no hero#pjseveryday#illustration#art#sketchbook#digital illustration#fanart#anime art#boku no hero fanart
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i love vinyl but until they figure out how to put 60-80 minute albums on one side of one record i will never be a true enthusiast
#i want to get blasted off my shit right now and listen to schmusic on vinyl#but i dont wanna get up every 20 minutes to flip the damn thing!!!#i want to be part of the couch!!! part of the crew part of the couch part of the crew part of the couch
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Damien once got a cold so bad that he sneezed and sparks flew out
There’s still a burn in freelancers carpet from it
#it’s true#I was the couch#Gavin still bullies him for it#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted#redactedasmr#redacted headcanons#redacted damien#redacted damn fam#redacted damn crew#redacted demons#redacted d.a.m.n crew#redacted d.a.m.n#redacted lasko#redacted lasko moore#lasko moore#redacted hux#redacted huxley#redacted group chat#redacted gavin#redacted damn#redacted deviant#redacted freelancer
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One of Tutankhamun’s funerary couches is shaped liked Ammit the Devourer (notably with a hippo head and a crocodile rear end).
This is like a Grim Reaper Bed. Appropriate. And hardcore.
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6x10 | The Next World
#LET HIM REST#Rick Grimes#*#rg#S6#me as the couch#HIS LIL SCARS#(◡‿◡✿) all the kisses#one day your lips will not make me want to bust through a wall like the koolaid man#but today is not that day#excuse me but The Nose™#i swear if michonne doesn't kiss his nose in the spinoff im gonna be a bit vexed#it's all i've wanted damn it#pick up the vibes im putting out into the universe danai thx#that face is the actual Iron Throne#i'll start the war to sit there ⚔#rough day daddy?#feed him bathe him make him sleep like a baby#that's what he deserves
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