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notroosterbradshaw · 2 years

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hiatus. where it all began and everything in between. one world, same man.

key: 🌶️ smut 18+ nsfw || 🥰 fluff || 🗯️ angst

this masterlist is in chronological order but you might want to read this first...

The Boyfriend Experience

PART 1 5k+ notes! (and an extra, teeny ask) || PART 2 - complete

Phoenix concocts the perfect Plus 1 for an old friend’s wedding.

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then this bit…

The Relationship Experience - complete

You know where they end up, but how did they get there?

🌶️ 🥰 🗯️

Slow Dancing in a Burning Room - in progress

It was so easy to fall in love with Bradley Bradshaw. It was another thing to stay in it.

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Uncle Brooster - one shot

A family party to celebrate Viper’s birthday brings the fluffiest of fluff as you watch Rooster entertain your niece and nephew.

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thirty-nine - drabble-ish

slow and sexy on Bradley Bradshaw’s 39th time around the sun.

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Miss You Most… at Christmas Time - one shot

Rooster never thought he’d have it all; and as his deployments extend, he feels it all slipping through his fingers. One shot, future fic.

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Other stuff

moodboards

the wedding date 🤍🫶🏻 by @bradshawswife

nyn’s 100 celebration (look at my new header! thank you, darling heart) by @elusive-honeydew

4AM @thedroneranger just obsessed !!

Too Much is Just Right @thedroneranger 🥂

FIC REC FRIDAY | september 29th 2023 w/ @bobfloydsbabe

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thedroneranger · 8 months

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My BB™ Cass, you know I'm filling both drinks in this order. Anything for my BB™s 🖤 Here is your champagne. Heavily inspired by this little fic. Salut, 🥂

Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw | Too Much is Just Right | requested by @notroosterbradshaw

Don't forget your whiskey! 🥃

Thirsty? Order a drink, or see what others are drinking!

Tag list: @cherrycola27 @roosterforme @taytaylala12 @galaxy-of-stories @awildewit @potato-girl99981 @shanimallina87 @malindacath @violyn20 @djs8891 @linkpk88 @furiousladyking @daggerspare-standingby @princess76179 @jstarr86 @blue-aconite @hecate-steps-on-me @chicomonks @darkheartcherry @soulmates8 @roosters-girl @dempy @mayhemmanaged @desert-fern @roosterisdaddy36 @hangmanscoming @mavrellover91 @s-u-t @averyhotchner @penguin876 @kmc1989 @xoxabs88xox @mak-32 @seitmai @abaker74 @callsignharpe @cassiemitchell @startrekfangirl2233 @dakotakazansky @beyondthesefourwalls @bradshawsprincess

#daggers open bar #daggers on draught #bradshaw baddie™#top gun maverick #top gun #bradley rooster bradshaw #bradley bradshaw #miles teller #champagne #the boyfriend experience

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notroosterbradshaw-library · 1 year

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genuine q: how much smut is too much smut? because the first chap of slow dancing does not pull its punches 😮‍💨

#what a false sense of security #ha #no one asked cass #the boyfriend experience

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ghostcat3000 · 1 year

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needlepoint embroidery art by @laurasztuff for The Boyfriend Experience (co-written with @irazor) ❤️🤖

Thank you, we love it!

#The Boyfriend Experience #fan art #lauraszstuff #irazor #SKAM fic #Evak #❤️🤖

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dorayaki2017 · 2 years

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Finally ON/OFF available on Vimeo 😍🤖👏👏

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#tarjei sandvik moe #talent #goodvibes #Vimeo #the boyfriend experience

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anaisanais-stuff · 2 years

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I was sitting outside, in fucking public, when I played on/off and I was not ready for the first few seconds lmao I was like SKIPSKIPSKIP

Hahahahahaha! Sorry anon! It does have a very NSFW (or, NSFOutside) start 😂 it’s a pretty good little short, though, but maybe watch in ahem private 😅

#tarjei sandvik moe #on/off #on/off short film #with the original title #the boyfriend experience

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inkskinned · 11 months

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the thing is that they're so fascinated by sex, they love sex, they can't imagine a world without sex - they need sex to sell things, they need sex to be part of their personality, they need sex to prove their power - but they hate sex. they are disgusted by it.

sex is the only thing that holds their attention, and it is also the thing that can never be discussed directly.

you can't tell a child the normal names for parts of their body, that's sexual in nature, because the body isn't a body, it's a vessel of sex. it doesn't matter that it's been proven in studies (over and over) that kids need to know the names of their genitals; that they internalize sexual shame at a very young age and know it's 'dirty' to have a body; that it overwhelmingly protects children for them to have the correct words to communicate with. what matters is that they're sexual organs. what matters is that it freaks them out to think about kids having body parts - which only exist in the context of sex.

it's gross to talk about a period or how to check for cancer in a testicle or breast. that is nasty, illicit. there will be no pain meds for harsh medical procedures, just because they feature a cervix.

but they will put out an ad of you scantily-clad. you will sell their cars for them, because you have abs, a body. you will drip sex. you will ooze it, like a goo. like you were put on this planet to secrete wealth into their open palms.

they will hit you with that same palm. it will be disgusting that you like leather or leashes, but they will put their movie characters in leather and latex. it will be wrong of you to want sexual freedom, but they will mark their success in the number of people they bed.

they will crow that it's inappropriate for children so there will be no lessons on how to properly apply a condom, even to teens. it's teaching them the wrong things. no lessons on the diversity of sexual organ growth, none on how to obtain consent properly, none on how to recognize when you feel unsafe in your body. if you are a teenager, you have probably already been sexualized at some point in your life. you will have seen someone also-your-age who is splashed across a tv screen or a magazine or married to someone three times your age. you will watch people pull their hair into pigtails so they look like you. so that they can be sexy because of youth. one of the most common pornography searches involves newly-18 young women. girls. the words "barely legal," a hiss of glass sand over your skin.

barely legal. there are bills in place that will not allow people to feel safe in their own bodies. there are people working so hard to punish any person for having sex in a way that isn't god-fearing and submissive. heteronormative. the sex has to be at their feet, on your knees, your eyes wet. when was the first time you saw another person crying in pornography and thought - okay but for real. she looks super unhappy. later, when you are unhappy, you will close your eyes and ignore the feeling and act the role you have been taught to keep playing. they will punish the sex workers, remove the places they can practice their trade safely. they will then make casual jokes about how they sexually harass their nanny.

and they love sex but they hate that you're having sex. you need to have their ornamental, perfunctory, dispassionate sex. so you can't kiss your girlfriend in the bible belt because it is gross to have sex with someone of the same gender. so you can't get your tubes tied in new england because you might change your mind. so you can't admit you were sexually assaulted because real men don't get hurt, you should be grateful. you cannot handle your own body, you cannot handle the risks involved, let other people decide that for you. you aren't ready yet.

but they need you to have sex because you need to have kids. at 15, you are old enough to parent. you are not old enough to hear the word fuck too many times on television.

they are horrified by sex and they never stop talking about it, thinking about it, making everything unnecessarily preverted. the saying - a thief thinks everyone steals. they stand up at their podiums and they look out at the crowd and they sign a bill into place that makes sexwork even more unsafe and they stand up and smile and sign a bill that makes gender-affirming care illegal and they get up and they shrug their shoulders and write don't say gay and they get up, and they make the world about sex, but this horrible, plastic vision of it that they have. this wretched, emotionless thing that holds so much weight it's staggering. they put their whole spine behind it and they push and they say it's normal!

this horrible world they live in. disgusted and also obsessed.

#this shifts gender so much bc it actually affects everyone #yes it's a gendered phenomenon. i have written a LOT about how different genders experience it. that's for a different post.#writeblr #ps my comments about seeing someone cry -- this is not to shame any person #and on this blog we support workers.#at the same time it's a really hard experience to see someone that looks like you. clearly in agony. and have them forced to keep going.#when you're young it doesn't necessarily look like acting. it looks scary. and that's what this is about - the fact that teens #have likely already been exposed to that definition of things. because the internet exists #and without the context of healthy education. THAT is the image burned into their minds about what it looks like.#it's also just one of those personal nuanced biases -#at 19 i thought it was normal to be in pain. to cry. to not-like-it. that it should be perfunctory.#it was what i had seen.#and it didn't help that my religious upbringing was like . 'yeah that's what you get for premarital. but also for the reference #we do think you should never actually enjoy it lol'#so like the point im making is that ppl get exposed to that stuff without the context of something more tender #and assume .... 'oh. so it's fine i am not enjoying myself'. and i know they do because I DID.#he was my first boyfriend. how was i supposed to know any different #i didn't even have the mental wherewithal to realize im a lesbian . like THAT used to suffering.

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blessedwithpolls · 1 year

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I love going on tumblr and being slapped in the face with some obscure meme that appears out of nowhere overnight, and then you don’t really learn what it means or where it comes from, and maybe you don’t fully understand it, but you just kinda have to play along

#like the boyfriend memes? i love them but what do they mean???#vanilla extract? what about vanilla extract?? but most importantly why is it so fucking funny???#the shrimp frying the rice?#excuse me GONCHAROV #likeeee??? you get what i’m saying??#tumblr memes #tumblr experience #boyfriend #boyfriend meme #shrimp #shrimp fried rice #goncharov #vanilla extract #eeby deeby #horse plinko #blorbo #live slug reaction #polls

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moonys-library · 11 months

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you don’t need to worry about the men in her dms, you need to worry about the men in her books that she reads

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sleepymothboy · 4 months

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playing with a boy’s hair while you cuddle him and tell him how beautiful he looks is the best thing ever in the history of men i think

#had a lot of gay experiences while my boyfriend was visiting #and now i can’t stop thinking about it #mlm #gay #mlm blog #mlm thoughts #lgbt #mlm yearning #gay tumblr

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justwritedreams · 4 months

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Ateez texts: you fangirling over another idol

#This is completely based on my best friend's experience with her boyfriend lol #ateez imagines #ateez scenarios #ateez reactions #ateez texts #ateez smau #ateez social media au #kpop texts #kpop smau #kpop social media au #maari

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notroosterbradshaw · 4 months

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can bad decision bradley leave now? i want the good boy back

The very good boy is on his way... believe me. Maybe a small teaser would be okay...

Waking up in Rooster’s arms the next morning made you feel more alive than you had in months. He was slowly kissing up your bicep to your shoulder, his beard different and wonderful all at the same time. “Good morning,” you mumbled, still in a sleepy bliss from his caress.

“Good morning,” he grumbled back. “How’d you sleep?”

“Amazing,” you admitted, the sun streaming through the window. “You?”

“Best in months,” he confided, his lips brushing past your collarbone to your pulse which was already racing as you lost your fingers to his long, unruly morning curls. It was like sleeping with another person and never in your wildest dreams did you expect to be here again. “I missed this. You don’t know how much.”

You couldn’t lie to him and tell him you didn’t feel exactly the same. “Me too.”

“Can you stay?” his palms ran across your breasts, caressing and tenderly groping, his pointer circling your pained nipple, peaked and desperate for attention in his strong palm. He was playing so fucking dirty. “Just a little longer. I’ll make it worth your while,” he pleaded before going in for the kill and his gleaming teeth bit into the tender, sensitive flesh, a jolt flashing through your entire system. “Don’t make me beg.”

But you knew you had to go.

It was so strange waking up with him… Was there a phrase for comfort fucking with your ex that except for falling back into bad habits? You didn’t have clothes, toiletries, hell, you would be doing the walk of shame back at this point. “I dunno,” you admitted. “I should go…”

“Oh,” he said a little surprised. “Yeah, gotcha,” his hands slowly released you and he rolled to his back, chewing his tongue. He certainly wasn’t annoyed, but like you, certainly confused by the last 12 hours. “But you don’t have to leave,” he tried. “Stay a little longer,” he grinned when I saw you biting back a laugh of your own.

You said nothing but moved to sit on his quads, a perplexed eyebrow raised, surprise etched on his handsome face. “I’m not ready to go yet,” you said softly, leaning down to kiss him, his strong arms fastening your place and not willing to release you.

You left his lips and stared up at him as you continued trailing kisses across his jaw, your tongue tracing his pulse and your teeth tenderly pressing into this soft flesh.

“Fuck,” he whined. “Baby, what are you doing to me? You make me fuckin’ weak.”

#the boyfriend experience #asks answered #bradley bradshaw #rooster x reader #rooster smut #bradley bradshaw smut

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thedroneranger · 10 months

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Congrats on the milestone, sweet Jay! You deserve it all! How about rooster, and a summer wedding for a fic I wrote once. Go bonkers with what you see and feel xx

Cass, love! Thank you for this submission and your patience. I have to say: Since this was one of the first fics I read in the fandom, I decided to give it a re-read. I'm glad that I did! While I focused on the OG two-shot, I re-read The Relationship Experience, too. I hope this board does it justice! xx

Hot Date | Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw | requested by @notroosterbradshaw | The Boyfriend Experience

The Drone Ranger’s Moodboard Mania

Taglist: @cherrycola27 @roosterforme @galaxy-of-stories @taytaylala12 @malindacath @violyn20 @awildewit @potato-girl99981 @shanimallina87 @blue-aconite @djs8891 @linkpk88 @furiousladyking @daggerspare-standingby @princess76179 @jstarr86 @hecate-steps-on-me @darkheartcherry @soulmates8 @roosters-girl @dempy @mayhemmanaged @desert-fern @roosterisdaddy36 @hangmanscoming @s-u-t @mavrellover91 @chicomonks @averyhotchner @penguin876 @kmc1989 @xoxabs88xox @mak-32 @dakotakazansky @startrekfangirl2233 @cassiemitchell @seitmai

#bradshaw baddie™#bradley rooster bradshaw #rooster top gun #rooster bradshaw #top gun #top gun maverick #ranger moodboard #ranger moodboard mania #bradshaw baddies™#notroosterbradshaw #the boyfriend experience

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mizandria · 28 days

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night routine ideas for misandrists 🤍