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pancakes-and-justice · 1 year

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Gender is… hard.

#i'll shut up eventually #uuuughh #maybe want to be guy???#but really like looking feminine????#but also????#the bitches are confused #it’s me #I’m the bitches

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puppetmaster13u · 4 months

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Prompt 170

Once again on my Ras & Danny being training rivals thanks to time travel bullshit.

Look, Danny knows about the league of Assassins, but he almost dies of laughter when he realizes it’s the modern name of the league of Shadows. He’s an adult now, has been for a while, he’s allowed to find the situation he’s found himself in amusing. Hell, his sparring buddy who is somehow still alive is laughing too.

And no one else knows what’s going on, okay? This random man walked into their secret base, completely ignored the many assassins trying to stop him, and called their illustrious leader a “Little Bitch Man” and they are now fighting?

The fighting is familiar, but why the fuck is Ras cackling and saying things like “Ayreh Feek” back. Practically saying “Fuck you,” while laughing and oh Pit, they’re Bantering this is terrifying, why has Ras not won yet, why has this man not died yet and- bodies aren’t supposed to bend like that what the fuck-

Ras on the other hand, has One friend, who is immortal like him, actually remembers the shit he complains about, is also down for saving endangered animals, and actually knows how to spar! It’s not a proper spar unless someone loses at least a hand that has to be reattached! And honestly, people nowadays should know that the proper greeting to an old friend is to instantly try to kill the other.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #Jason & Talia & the Assassins are just standing there in utter confusion #Dusan also standing there: Oh thank fuck his sparring buddy is back we kept losing operatives whenever Father decided to be affectionate #Most of the League is at least Ecto contaminated but the Al Ghuls are Liminal AF #Danny as a teen: Ur a lil bitch lmao #Ras as a teen: Well fuck you too I hope the earth swallows you where you stand #Danny as an adult when he sees his friend: Hey Bitch #Ras to everyone’s horror: Hey Fucker you’re a decade late #Danny: Had a king to kill you know how it is #Talia: Alright Jason time for you to go to Gotham I think there might be hallucinogens in the Base #Jason: No I want to see more of this this is comedy gold #Tiny Damian doing mental gymnastics: Is this Grandmother?????#No one knows how the fuck to describe their relationship- are they friends?? Rivals?? Lovers?? Just too dudes who apparently have known #each other for a Very long time????

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peridyke · 1 month

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weed pin backpack marcille literally changes everything

#txt #EDIT THIS IS FLEKI AHHH #a series shluld only have two skinny blond bitches or i get confused...

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the-final-sif · 6 months

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I need to hop back into my transformers bullshit for just a moment because I don't think they've had much interaction in canon, but I think it'd be really really funny if Tarn was actually terrified of Starscream.

Like, I dunno if MTMTE/IDW canon has confirmed Starscream's immortal spark for that particular series, but I'm going to assume it carries over. If so, it'd make Tarn's power basically useless against him.

In my ideal headcanon, Tarn got sick of Starscream's shit at some point and went against Megatron to try to murder him. He tried to do this subtly using his voice only for it to 100% not work even a little bit. He would've had this whole build up where he got Starscream alone and was attempting to be a dramatic bitch about the whole thing and build up to the murder and then-

And then it just doesn't work and there's a really awkward pause where Starscream is looking around kind of expecting something to happen when literally nothing does. Tarn is trying to keep a normal conversation going now while also attempting the murder again and again just for it to literally do nothing. Eventually Starscream gets sick of him being weird and walks out judging the guy.

It'd be so fucking funny particularly because Starscream having an immortal spark is generally totally unknown, so Tarn would have to assume that Starscream had found some way to render his ability useless, which is terrifying. Tarn is now extremely worried that Starscream somehow had a spy and found out what he was planning to do ahead of time. He might've even been able to get something into Tarn's head somehow to know his plan this well. Clearly that level of genius must be part of why Megatron keeps him around. Tarn was a fool for having attempted to disobey, and Starscream was clearly not a problem he could solve like this. What if Starscream reports this clear disobedience to Megatron? Tarn just tried and failed to kill the second in command! Starscream would have every right to demand his execution if he so desired, or save this as blackmail!

Tarn is just out of his mind spinning conspiracy theories and getting super high levels of paranoia about Starscream. Just doing whatever he can to not have to be in the same place as the guy. He runs under the assumption he's being blackmailed by Starscream for his attempt and does what he can to not cross the seeker.

Meanwhile from Starscream's perspective, Tarn showed up and had a very weird conversation where he kept raising his voice at random times and then nothing happened. Then the guy freaked out and got even more weird about it. He has no idea why this happened. He has no idea that Tarn is hiding from him. He thought it was weird and stopped thinking about it after a few days. Starscream's minding his own business and mostly forgot about this entire thing after two weeks meanwhile Tarn is having a mental breakdown about it for years.

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delta-piscium · 1 year

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Murray, after watching Steve and Eddie for all of five seconds, confidently walks up to them and starts his whole spiel about pining blah blah etc etc, and like, Steve will absolutely not have that, there is no way.

So he snorts, looks at Murray down his nose, and with zero hesitation lies, tells him “We’ve been dating for a month, congrats on seeing the obvious... Or not since you couldn’t tell”

He just hopes Eddie will play along. Steve is sending him the strongest signals with his mind right now, and, just, he knows Eddie can be petty like this too (that’s why he likes him so much, and yeah Murray is a little right but fuck him so much more for it)

Eddie ‘lives for the bit and to fuck with people’ Munson does not disappoint. He slings an arm around Steve and is like “Yeaaahhh wow, real clever observation there buddy.” In the driest tone imaginable

And Murray, well he was sure he was right, still kind of is sure he’s right so he just squints at them for a bit and then breaks out in a wide grin, and only sounds a little sarcastic when he says “Congrats on figuring your shit out yourselves.”

Except he absolutely does not mean it because he wanted to do that, he likes doing that. And now he's sulking and will watch them so closely because something seems off

Eddie and Steve, so committed to the bit and to not let Murray win, start fake dating. All while Murray tries to catch them in their lie, and they’re all too stubborn to give up

Murray starts to slowly think he maybe was wrong though because they really seem like a couple. And even though there’s still something there he can’t ignore the proof.

When they straight up make out in front of him, and he can tell that they’re so lost in each other they probably don’t know he’s there he's about to concede

But then after that, they act so weird around each other again? It’s like before but worse and how did the pining get worse when they’re actually openly together? Regularly have their tongues down each other's throats and all?

Meanwhile, Steve and Eddie are going through it because they thought they’d be okay but that kiss was so much, and oh god they don’t think they can do this? But they can’t let Murray win?

A week and a half later at their monthly 'we survived the apocalypse, again' get-together at Hoppers and Joyce’s, Murray just gets enough of how twitchy they are. He grabs them both and locks them in a closet and is like “I don’t wanna know anymore, whatever fight you had or didn’t figure it out”

They sort of stand there shuffling from foot to foot not marking eye contact until Eddie is just like “Oh for fucks sake, I like you for real okay? The bastard was right so can we actually just date? Please?” And all Steve's can do is say "Thank god," while he smiles the most blinding smile and grabs Eddie by his collar pulling him in for a kiss

Fifteen minutes later they come out of the closet (the irony and symbolism is not lost on them) all disheveled and a little too satisfied looking and are met with very loud screaming from all the younger teens, ranging from a simple “Ew!” (Mike) to “Dude we are right here what if we'd heard? Or walked in there and seen?” (Dustin)

They’re lucky they’re too distracted by this to see Murray's self-satisfied smirk because if they did they would have pretend broken up and there would have been another month of sneaking around but this time actually dating and pretending they weren’t

#I'm bringing you all another steddie gets Murray'd take because well I can #and bc I think they'd be so bitchy to him about it and like see it as war #they refuse to admit he got them together until years later and even then they're like 'we would have gotten there quicker and with less #confusion without him- he was a roadblock actually'#they’re bitch boyfriends ok?#Murray moves on to Nancy and Robin after this and both Nancy who has been Murray'd before and Robin who knew this whole mess #just shake their heads and is like 'you quiet- we are not doing this let us figure out our own lives'#dels steddie thoughts #steddie headcanon #my post #steddie ficlet #murray bauman #stranger things #eddie munson #steve harrington #steddie

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dootznbootz · 20 days

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Hi. I'm cyberbullying a long dead poet because of his shitty fanfic. Enjoy. I'd love it if you joined me.

(Before you get mad at me, yes, I know Eugammon of Cyrene is an important figure and all that. I'm sick with some sort of flu. Let me cyberbully an ancient dead fanfic writer in peace.)

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beanghostprincess · 26 days

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Franky met Sanji and Usopp in the middle of their breakup arc and had to deal with the consequences of the "No, we are not dating but yes, I will have to be held back against my will from beating you up for hurting my boyfri- I mean ex-boyfriend- Our longnose" situation

#'our longnose' bitch you just said you were not nakamas please you're so holding back #also this is way funnier if you actually think they broke up #*insert emotional breakup when the fight against luffy happens*#and then *insert confusion noises and a lot of tension from both during the whole arc*#also why is franky saying it like a slur #franky: i know what you are #one piece #black leg sanji #usopp #sanuso #franky one piece

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euphoriaonpluto · 3 months

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I'm in desperate need of an arthur returns fic that begins like five years after the fact, when arthur has fully integrated into modern society and him and merlin are married and living normal 21st century lives. only to out of nowhere get sent back in time to when they first met in camelot. so now they have to redo it all while pretending that they aren't essentially millennials with twitter brainrot going insane from caffeine withdrawal

#merlin #merthur #arthur would be such a whiny bitch about it im crying imagining it #“why is everything so uncomfortable to sit on. merlin can't you just magic us a couch”#they get lost on patrol and merlin automatically goes to take out his phone to check Google maps and then gets an aneurism when he remembera #people overhear them speaking in modern english and are incredibly confused #“i would murder a man with my bare hands for sugar right now”#elevators and escalators are mourned like loved ones

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sunlit-haruka · 5 months

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I'm going to sound like such a smartass but I'm glad I'm seeing more people express that "Huh, maybe this girl who has an entire song repeating to herself over and over again that her murder was not her fault meanwhile she-

portrays herself as a giant grotesque bug in her headspace with her victim, who she clearly still holds a high opinion of, being the only human in said headspace looking at her with visible disgust and fear,

Making this expression upon realizing what she just did

These being the lyrics that follow right after, having a moment of reconsideration

Before jumping back to trying to convince herself that she was in the right, because she put her trust in us to tell her if what she did was right or not, and the answer that came out was yes... That maybe, just maybe. She thinks that what she did...

Might have been her fault."

#haru chats about milgram #milgram #milgram project #muu kusunoki #kusunoki muu #milgram muu #also this goes without saying but if you dislike Muu that's perfectly fine #there are very valid reasons to dislike her #But even before I joined the fandom fully I was aware of the Muu hate wave that washed over when It's Not My Fault dropped #And it always confused me because even upon first watching the mv having very little context about Muu's case as a whole at the time #I was like “girl friend you are coping so hard”#and even though (to my knowledge) Muu doesn't get as much shit anymore #To this day I still see people misinterpret her as an entitled manipulative bitch without looking deeper into her character or crime #so like... I'm feeling a little catharsis right now please forgive me #Haru's having his own It's Not My Fault moment lmao

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kingxgarm · 9 months

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Shout out to my DOGS out there!

🐶🐺🦊🗣‼️ BARK BARK BITCH

#king's nonsense #otherkin #therian #canine kin #dog kin #wolf kin #fox kin #canine therian #dog therian #wolf therian #fox therian #we dawgs fr fr #also bitch = /pos #just in case theres confusion

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whollysensei · 11 months

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bunch of doodles

zoom at your own risk

#pathologic #мор утопия #artemy burakh #daniil dankovsky #burakhovsky #бакаруспик #burda #the bachelor pathologic #the haruspex #sketches #stakh rubin #mood boi #everyone is confused here #mark immortell #joker vibes cause reasons #also look at this bitch

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rulesofdisorder · 2 years

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you can never trust a man because Oliver Marks said “I don’t know it’s like I look at you and suddenly all the sonnets make sense” to Meredith and then almost immediately after took the fall for a crime he didn’t commit and went to prison for 10 years because he was in love with James.

#like sir that was so sweet and THEN!!!#i would have been so confused if i was meredith😭😭 like bitch you say that to me and then CHOOSE SOMEONE ELSE😭😭😭😭#i would never recover #all men do is lie #oliver marks #meredith dardenne #james farrow #iwwv #if we were villains #jamesoliver #do they have a ship name?#oliverjames #oliver/james #oliver/meredith #mine

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campbyler · 27 days

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we do Not know mike’s feelings btw. in case anyone cares.

#will is the only bitch to Know annnnyyything rn #sorry if there’s been some confusion abt that.#acswy spoilers #<- just in case #we will be doing some post mortem edits on a few chapters in the near future just to clear up some frequent questions we have gotten #re: this and like. how many times they’ve kissed pre-isolation and why will was crying in ch04 etc #but currently Right Now will is the Only one of the two of them to be Certain of his feelings and what they are 👍

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fanfictionroxs · 7 months

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Pre-everything going to shit, news reaches the Red Keep that Lucerys Velarion has once again slashed someone's eye out. Cue Aemond being a jealous mess, his one eye twitching with fury because how dare his nephew mark another?! Oh the tantrum that follows is legendary and ironically Rhaenyra is the only one who can understand him because just the thought of Alicent stabbing anyone else makes her feel like she herself will turn into a fire breathing dragon. Cue brother-sister bonding time over the audacity of their nephew-stepmother trying to mark someone else.

PS Luke didn't even hurt anyone, he just accidently nicked Jace with his sword during a fight. This does NOT help Aemond's jealousy because Jace is literally the no 1 anti-lucemond guy out there (closely followed by Aegon because say whatever the guy DID slash his little bro's eye and he is sort of protective). Alicent is just confused because why does she have the angry eyes of her ex-bestie following her around and is that smoke coming out of your nostrils Rhaenyra wtf?!!!

#aemond and rhaenyra be like: I WONT HESITATE BITCH!#lucerys and alicent: *confused dragon noises*#house of the dragon #lucemond #rhaenicent #lucerys velaryon #aemond targaryen #rhaenyra targaryen #alicent hightower #jacaerys velaryon #jacaerys targaryen #aegon ii targaryen #crack #hotd #fanfictionroxs writes

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bookishlilcorner · 1 year

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Lucien whispered, shocked and confused: “… You’re my mate.”

How some people of the fandom read it:

#also consider the fact he was saying it more to himself than anything #and felt sad and confused and felt like a betrayal to Jesminda #but of course he shook her and threw her away and threatened to murder her while calling her a bitch human 🙄#or whatever next lie was said idk #lucien #elain #lucien vanserra #elain archeron #elucien #acotar #acomaf #a court of thorns and roses #a court of mist and fury #acotar memes #my posts

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ironunderstands · 2 months

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Dr. Ratio accidentally gaslit players into thinking he doesn’t care about other people when that his core morivation. You go king!

#Can’t wait for the 2.1 voicelines to drop and dumbass bitches to be like “he cares about Aventurine that much?”#Like yes have you been paying attention #This man is a chronic loser of the IDGAF war #Y’all see a slightly rude character and treat them like they are a psychopath #Is ratio autistic coded? I think he is? Can I say he is? Because I feel like the confusion is because of that #Me: ah yes a blunt way to get his point across because he respects his and the person he’s with’s intellects and wants to have a discussion #Everyone else apparently: Ratio is so meannn he hates everyoneee if you are stupid he wants you to die!!#At least that’s what it feels like 😭#dr ratio #honkai star rail #Hsr leaks #aventurine

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