my cousin was telling me about how after a night out she and her husband came across this random person selling hot dogs and said something along the lines of—I kid you not, “I don’t even think it was an actual stand selling hot dogs, it was just some person selling hot dogs outside the bar. They were so disgusting and I would never do it again. But at the time it sounded so good!”
and I was like… is this the plot of Julie and the Phantoms or???
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dude someone just said that mingyu is such a boy dad and now i have a full headcanon about who in svt will be father of a girl and who will have a mini clone of a son
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Woke up from a dream that there was an Ipos-centric manga chapter feat some really pretty art of him lmao
If you're wondering the contents, basically they wanted to track down some intruder who had kidnapped a student and Otonja casually dropped the fact that the Ipos family are a criminal family and Ipos can use his underworld connections to sniff him out
Kind of a wild backstory ngl
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Did i get a 173 on my LSAT?
Yes.
Have I also completely switched gears and am now no longer going into law school but instead doing a Master’s in what is, mostly, Political Science?
Also yes.
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someone on twitter said troy baker’s voice would be great for nines and I can’t stop thinking about that
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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
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i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue
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i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.
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the idea that your friends won't like you if you're too weird is wrong for example one time I told a friend whenever I was losing my mind I laid down on the floor under my desk and stared at it until I was better and next time she visited me she taped a bag of salami snacks to the underside of my desk with a message saying "going insane all by yourself, handsome?" which I only saw months later when I had a breakdown. that's friendship.
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really love dynamics that are like 'it honestly doesn't matter if you view them as romantic or platonic, the point is that they love each other. the type of love is inconsequential, all that matters is that it's there'. gotta be one of my favorite genders.
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