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melonnade · 1 month

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absolutely disgusting the way that the violence on my campus this morning is being talked about on the news. reading articles rn and they keep talking about violence on both sides & fighting breaking out ‘between’ the two groups. call it what it fucking was. it’s not two sides being violent, it’s one being attacked by the other. rhetoric matters.

#mads talks #delete later #classes being cancelled is giving me more time to scroll #so I thought ‘hey let’s see what they’re saying about this online’#idk it’s just making me so unreasonably angry #like basically everyone here who’s bothered to keep up with what’s going on knows exactly who instigated #and it wasn’t the Palestine protestors #posting here instead of talking to the people I know because my roommate has the most dogshit takes on this situation #she’s like ‘they should’ve just shut down the protests from the beginning’#‘they handled it the best they could’#so I’m walking away and taking a breather or else we’re going to get into a bad argument #the best my ass #what the fuck is campus security here for if they locked student reporters out of the buildings that are supposed to be safe for them #what’s your job even supposed to be if you’re willing to sit and do nothing while students are beaten for four hours?#not equipped to handle it? fine then call someone who is! don’t just let it happen #i can hear and see the news helicopters constantly and it’s pissing me off

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artkaninchenbau · 2 months

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A h-heartfelt reunion..?

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#Sir Crocodile #Monkey D Dragon #Emporio Ivankov #Dragodile #Crocodad #My art #One Piece #We're not gonna talk about the work I should be doing rn I have Severe Procrastinitis and I'm doing my best okay #Alternative version where it was both Crocodile and Garp beating Dragon's ass before Iva-chan joined in but that was too much effort lmao #I'm a believer in Dragon being a Wind Logia so don't worry guys he is 100% taking this beating intentionally #He knows what he did and he's dealing with the concequences of his actions. With grace.#You know I realize Iva-chan should be two whole meters taller than Crocodile but we're just gonna ignore that #Look Iva-chan taking Crocodile's side and being like ''Crocoboy is right you fucked up bad Dragon'' brings me joy #And for real I've been wanting to draw this for months. But never did because I had other shit to do. Which I still do #But. You know. Sometimes you need to draw a shitpost. It's ✨ self-care ✨#And appearently One Piece shitpost comics have become the thing I draw for myself on occassion

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indra-sexygirl · 4 months

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Because perfect bum…

#beautiful ass #beauty #nice buns #perfect round butt #mavrin #sexy egirl #spankable bottom #spank my bum #curvy and sexy #spank my ass #sexy tease #spank me daddy #strike a pose #amazing body #beautiful model #beauttiful girls #beautiful #best

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caramiaaddio · 2 years

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all this talk about goncharov but i dont see anybody posting the soundtrack??? like how are you gonna talk about this movie without the music

#goncharov #goncharov 1973 #i cannot fucking believe this is the best thing ive ever composed im so fucking mad #wrote a whole ass composition for a joke and its better than my serious shit lol

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ewwww-what · 17 days

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Ugh. Literally just let her go home???

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canisalbus · 27 days

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*carefully picks you up and peeks into your conch snail shell*

Ehm... Sorry to bother, but... Could we, maybe, possibly... see Vasco's wife and her lover pictured by your hand? Sorry again, thank you for listening. Take care.

*delicately lays you back into the water to prevent any stress or dehydration*

Unfortunately I don't have her lover figured out yet, but I think Ludovica looks something like this:

#own art #own characters #CanisAlbus #Ludovica #vertopus #Vaschete lore #I may still tweak the markings this isn't 100% guaranteed final design #might make her colors a bit more reddish perhaps #but you know this is the general vibe #she was originally inspired by brittany spaniels and one of my old unused characters #to be fair the whole thing was built around the idea that she should have strong eyebrows and green theme color #again jury is still out on the renaissance hairstyle/head piece I'll try to come up with something #still trying to get a good grasp of the girlfriend too #she's most likely her lady-in-waiting or other court companion #essentially a woman of high social class whose job is to accompany a noblewoman and assist her on her daily activities #a best friend more or less #conch snail hours #she will kick anyone's ass. she will kick your ass. she will kick your dog's ass. she will kick her own ass.

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sadmages · 9 months

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In my mind palace my tav and Astarion are playing the exact same game of 5D chess and they don't realize it yet

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #astarion #bg3 tav #my art #gabby plays bg3 #shadowheart #and #lae'zel #are also here #anyway tag ramble time just got the romance scene where you can hug him and on my knees.....this guy.....#astarion: hey i was kinda sleeping with you to save my ass but turns out im feeling real emotions now #matt marja: wtf. me too. this is so embarrassing for both of us we're idiots [tenderly hold hands]#i thought up matt for a campaign we may or may not play last year and deciding to play him in bg3 because i thought it would be funny #to put him against this guy who seemingly has many of his same issues. Best idea i've ever had. the emotional catharsis im experiencing #matt marja

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andminnequin · 3 months

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The bride and the ugly ass groom !!! *screams* *points*

#mlp #my little pony #the bride and the ugly ass groom #mlp art #mlp meme #mlp cadance #mlp shining armor #mlp sadly ugly shining armor #he’s trying his best #art #digital art #aaaaaaaaaa #tags?#drawing

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autoneurotic · 2 months

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i’m going to throw the fuck yp WHOOOOOO made this WHY is it in my break room im losing my mind

#keep misreading haveaplan as heaven?!??!?!? osbdbfjdj #everyone telling me to quit my job over this:#this is the best job i’ve ever had in my 14 years of working LOL #well. the pay is shit. but i like the schedule and my store is very good. michael’s as a company sucks ass sucks complete asssssss #but my lil store is <3 #ALSO say hiii to the new events host and coordinator <3 i did not get a raise <3

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ash-and-starlight · 6 months

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another late @zukki-week entry, for day 2 // skinny dipping

and as a special treat it comes with @erisenyo's fantastic fic And Babe, (What Do you Mean) We Ain't Even Dating that this scene is based on!!

#id in alt text #befORE someone feels like being haha funny on my post #yes yue is watching over sokka's bare ass yes she is shining her best most flattering moonbeams on them #yes she supports bisexual endeavors #also!! this comes with a twitter bonus iykyk #im trying to upload it on ao3 too but its still giving me pROBLEMS will be up one day I prommy #suki #sokka #zuko #zukki #my art

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jellyjamheadobb · 27 days

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our lord and savior garlic bread

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rrogueamendiares · 1 year

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what do you mean it didn't go like this

#most half assed comic on earth but i had to get it out of my system lmao #we stan uraraka in this house #bnha #bnha fanart #boku no hero academia #mha #my hero academia #my hero academia fanart #uraraka ochacho #present mic #yamada hizashi #best jeanist #uraraka fanart #my art

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indra-sexygirl · 3 months

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Because perfect ass…

#beauty #amazing body #beautiful ass #nice buns #perfect round butt #beautiful model #perfect wife #spank my bum #spank my ass #best #beauttiful girls #perfect back view #perfect bum #perfect butt #pantie #sexy pose #perfection #so yummy #so hot 🔥🔥🔥

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raticalshoez · 7 months

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I scrambled to make this because this part from Martyn's POV literally just lives in my brain

#trafficblr #secret life smp #skizzleman #smallishbeans #inthelittlewood #tangotek #solidaritygaming #idk if I should've tagged those last two #but they're there #man this is not my best work but it's whatever #what a pathetic ass guy this joel fella

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finnamin · 3 months

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So we put on a mask. It's not hard to understand why. What's hard is knowing that sometimes, the mask is who we really are.

Zuko in 1x06 - Masks

#zuko #atla #natla #atla live action #atla netflix #netflix atla #avatar the last airbender #avatar the last airbender netflix #atla spoilers #natla spoilers #atla netflix spoilers #this episode absolutely wrecked me and these scene transitions were lovely so I had to share them #I haven't made a full gifset in probably a decade and it's changed so much I feel ancient lmao #hopefully these don't look like ass - i tried my best lmao #my gifsets #the amount of time I spent trying to pull a quote to go with this #I don't think this one fully fits but i don't care anymore lmao #mine

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stuckinapril · 4 months

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megan thee stallion is the perfect example of unbothered energy. nicki has repeatedly vagueposted about her, gone on unhinged rants about her, gone so far as to mention her dead mother (such a classless low blow), threatened her on live, and has now released the tackiest diss track in history. and what has megan done? literally nothing. she straight up ignored her, aside from that one ig story where she posted herself laughing (which was perfect btw). she is the epitome of “i will not dignify that w a response.” i love it.

#btw i was rly into megan before it became trendy now in light of her dropping hiss / the nicki debacle #nicki’s latest music has been ass anyway but it’s sad to see her behaving like this to newer rap girls #the parasocial hate is literally so intense / insane like i can’t imagine hating someone enough to be persistently harassing them like this #nicki’s a celeb so you’d think she’d know a thing or two about how dangerous it is to pit her fans on somebody else like this #unless this is all just a bid to stay relevant which i would not be surprised ab but nicki seems PRESSED.#i guess if i released something like pink friday 2 id also be feeling threatened by a new rap girl w the bars megan has #i just want her to leave my homegirl megan alone. good on megan for ignoring and living her best life. the energy i wanna emulate #i’m not usually one to play into the whole pit women against other women thing but nicki’s recent actions are so inappropriate. wild #btw megan majored in health administration in uni?? which is a major factor as to why i’m obsessed w her. anyway #text

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