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magpie-murder · 5 months

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it'd be wild if they gave asgard's citizens phones in marvel i bet they'd have the best drama

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👴🏻 is-odin-dead-yet

No.

#date: 2023/11/23 #when will he croak #i've been running this blog for centuries #frigga for allfather #kick the bucket already i'm getting bored of posting here

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I come to Tumblr with a regretful update. As you may know, my family and our fiercest warriors have been traveling between realms in search of our stolen relics.

While attempting to recover one, my brother lost his life in battle while protecting us. He shielded me with his body. My brother died a hero.

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May he reach Folkvangr. My deepest condolences. But I thought Baldur was impervious to all harm...?

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It was Loki. :( I'm devastated.

einherjarl-deactivated20231120

Oh.

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is that all you can muster? "oh." you thought i was dead, and that's it? that's all you have? what do you mean by that? let's talk. :)

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You're alive? Where are you?

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Wait, what happened to @einherjarl? He deactivated?

⛈️ god-of-thunder

Loki?

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Just finished custom making this handle

#metalwork #artists on tumblr #double sided axe #my art

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⚡️LIGHTNING ROUND⚡️

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Lady Sif is not one of The Warriors Three. It says it in the name. There are three of them. Not four.

Correct this.

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I voted for Sif.

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I voted for Sif.

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I voted for Sif.

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Wait, Hogun? But you didn't tell us you had a phone?

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I don't.

#lady sif propaganda #lightning round #poll reblog #only one more round after this! #i'm so glad lady sif doesn't have tumblr lol #i hope you guys dont mind that a mortal is running this blog btw #i really didnt expect any of you to see this 😬 #and srry for the reblog spam #also hogun lol

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i see your thirst edits, you sick freaks.

#start tagging me in them #and/or sending them to me

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umm i'm in ohio to visit my parents and there's like. um . a giant wolf running alongside my car? i'd call animal control but this thing is ginormous and i don't think that would do anything.

it doesnt have a leash or anything (obv its bigger than my car) but it's covered in chains. what do i do??

@identifying-d𝚘gs-in-posts ??

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Fenrir Lokison?

#😨

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I really don't think Loki is that bad. Sure, he's had a rocky history, but I don't think he's done anything worthy of scorn. Besides, hasn't he just died and come back or something like that, anyway? He has a blank slate, in my book.

#is it just me? #i hear people saying we should banish or kill him #i find that idea preposterous #he's just misunderstood

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einherjarl-deactivated20231120

I'm not going to @ them, but ugh... Someone I'm acquainted with just died in battle, and honestly? I'm so relieved. Is that terrible? Don't answer that, I know that it is. I'll probably delete this in a few hours.

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that's what you get for vagueing.

cowards don't go to valhalla.

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thissmallplace · 8 months

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Thor 1 lives forever rent free in my heart.

#thor the dark world #thor the dark world is second place #thor #thor odinson #loki #thor and loki #the warriors three #lady sif #sif #hogun #volstagg #fandral #thor 1 #thor 1 is the best thor movie

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abby118 · 1 month

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#Thor The Dark World #the Warriors Three #Sif #Volstagg #Fandral #Hogun #Lady Sif

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asgard-pics · 1 month

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#Himinbjorg #Bifrost #Asgard #Heimdall #Loki #Thor #the Warriors Three #Sif #Thor 1

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gloriousburden · 3 months

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i always forget that they just… killed off the warriors three like it was nothing in ragnarok 😕 i was in sooooo much shock when i first watched it i was just like Oh okay… they’re just gonna kill them all off like that… just like that… and not bring it up again… urghudofheodj this movie was so stupid bro there was no care put into it

#anti thor ragnarok #thor ragnarok criticism #mcu criticism #anti taika waititi #the warriors three

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thelibraryofsylphide · 2 months

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Fandral in: "Welp, that sure happened!"

Collab with @abby118 <3

#fandral the dashing #fandral #fandralposting #I'm genuinely fandralposting guys I didn't just make up the term for abby to use how shocking xD #marvel #the warriors three #thor's groupchat #thor the dark world #vanaheim #did I come back for this tag bc abby reminded me this was the place on her post? yes #shut up I have adhd #MY DUMBASS IS ILLITERATE #MY BAD

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therese-lokidottir · 1 year

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Do you think volstagg needed to touch Loki's neck (Adam apple) in order to threaten him. Isn't verbally threatening a prince a crime?

2nd question: what do you think of the warriors 3 and sif?

Well, no it wasn't necessary, but there is so much unpack here

It's really easy to view Sif and the Warriors Three as the mean kids picking on outsider and say they are just jerks, but I would say there are way more layers to characters. If you are going to take Loki's own perspective and motives into account it's only fair to take theirs as well.

Remember after the Jotunheim battle Sif makes the accusations that Loki is plotting, Hogun's quick to agree, but Fandral actually defended Loki and Volstagg, if somewhat begrudgingly, admitted that Loki telling the guard was the right thing to do. Sif and Hogun are kinda right for the wrong reasons. Loki did set this whole thing into motion and it was in part due to jealousy. We the audience know it's more than that and Loki did not intend for this to happen, but from their perspective it looks super suss when it seems like Loki intentionally set Thor up to fall only for the next time they see him for him to be on the throne.

Yes, they are the ones who committed treason when they went to earth to get Thor. But they went behind Loki's back and he tried to kill them. Technically they are the ones who betrayed him, but anyone would feel a little burned after a murder attempt.

I would say Thor 2011 is a tragedy where everyone on Asgard made mistakes that lead to the events of the film. Sif and the Warriors Three all put the glory of battle and their devotion to Thor over actually thinking things through and considering what's truly the right thing to do. But I don't think that makes any of them bad people.

Like, the flaw with them in all this is they never take the time to understand Loki and that's what makes everything worse. But they're never really given Loki's full perspective so it's not like they have the chance to really reconcile with what happened and reconsider their actions. They're just mad Loki tried to kill them and they still prioritize that devotion to Thor over everything else. TDW they once again comment a treason for Thor. Just this time it's directly against Odin. Right or wrong their devotion is to Thor.

Now to Fandral's credit he doesn't seem to hold much of a grudge even if he doesn't think Loki should be trusted. So, I think canonically Fandral is the nicest person to Loki as he is never resentful or manipulative.

So there's obviously a lot of conflict between Sif and Loki and it's never explained what that's all about. But I would say I think Sif has a lot of noble qualities. Those episodes of AoS were able to show off plenty of positive qualities Sif. She was very respectful of Coulson and his team and was willing to work with them. We've seen the æser really look down on humans, but Sif never does. She even agreed not to tell Thor Coulson was alive because that was something he wanted to do himself.

So, Sif and the warriors three. I'd say they're flawed but not bad.

#asks #Thor 2011 #fandral #hogun #volstagg #sif #lady sif #the warriors three

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lesbianladysif · 2 years

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Lady Sif and the Warriors Three in Thor: The Dark World

#lady sif #sif #fandral #hogun #volstagg #the warriors three #sifedit #fandraledit #hogunedit #volstaggedit #ladysifedit #thoredit #marveledit #these are really bad but who cares #my underrated babies!#myedit

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pulpsandcomics2 · 4 months

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Marvel Spotlight #30 Oct 1976

#marvel comics #the warriors three

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thor-the-mighty · 2 months

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I find myself going through Brunnhilde's mead faster now I'm friends with mortals, than when I spent most of my time with the Warriors Three.

#shit post #tidings from thor #thor #thor odinson #the avengers #the warriors three

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magpie-murder · 5 months

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marvel (mostly asgard) dashboard simulator part 2

also i said this in the tags on the first post but i know this is ooc, it's just for shits and giggles

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Just saw this... Hey @g𝚘d-of-thunder, are you okay?

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Not every thunderstorm is because Thor is upset.

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Some are because I'm excited.

#i'm doing okay

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I can't believe that I have to say this, but the @is-odin-dead-yet blog is so disrespectful. He gave his eye to have the knowledge to protect us, and this is how you treat him? By counting down to his death, for centuries? Get a hobby

🧝🏻‍♀️ amora-enchantricks

This you OP?

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So? What about it?

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K

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Stop

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Stop. I'm serious. It's NOT FUNNY

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G

# yes it is.

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What's a DILF?

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Just read the replies. Thank you for the explanation. I think I love mortals

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It's useless to ask me for the URL of Prince Loki's secret blog. I may see all, but it is a secret held by a prince, and thus would be treason for me to reveal it.

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heimdall, this is FASCINATING. i love that this counts as a royal secret.

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I do not.

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⚔️ aesir-warrior-tournament

FINAL ROUND

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I won't choose.

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i can't believe you're pitting two bad bitches against each other

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Baldur is part of the royal family, impervious to harm, as well as kind, brave, caring, just, and true. Vote for Sif!

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She's not even going to care if she wins, but I'm voting for her anyway.

#lady sif propaganda #friendship is magic

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just found out from a friend that a lot of mortals see ravens as a bad omen and a sign of death instead of wisdom lol. maybe the reason odin doesn't want anything to do with midgard is because they don't like his creepy little bird spies

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prince loki just silent reblogged this?

#huginn and muninn slander

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oh come on. it's only been up for half an hour and they already censored the post?

🧝🏻‍♀️ amora-enchantricks

Don't let them silence you. Post it again.

#some enchantricks ship at the bottom there ✨️#dashboard simulator #amora the enchantress #loki of asgard #thor #thor odinson #loki marvel #marvel thor #brodinsons #the warriors three #lady sif #fandral the dashing #odin allfather #marvel

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abby118 · 2 months

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#Thor The Dark World #posters #Loki #Thor #Jane Foster #Odin #Lady Sif #the Warriors Three #(only two actually) (poor Hogun was forgotten)#Heimdall #Malekith

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asgard-pics · 4 months

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#thor #loki #the warriors three #sif #fandral #volstagg #hogun #lady sif #himinbjorg #asgard #thor 1 #overtagging as usual

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agentem · 2 years

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Frigga's death and Valhalla dust

I was reading about "plot holes" in Thor. They brought up the rules for going to Valhalla in Thor Love and Thunder not agreeing with the other movies. And someone said, "Frigga" and everyone else didn't turn into dust.

And I PROTEST. Frigga did turn into sparkle dust. And I know this because I care too much about Frigga.

She just didn't turn into dust right away. She turned into dust at the end of her funeral. (And immediately after she turns to dust, it cuts to Heimdall and I always wondered if he could SEE where she went. See? I told you I care too much about Frigga.)

So I have presented a theory in which, the Valkyrie or whoever, have between 1 second and one day to decide if your corpse should go to Valhalla or not. So just because they didn't immediately disappear into gold dust, it doesn't mean it's ruled out because the sparkle dust fairies could've come when the camera was not on that corpse.

(Wait are Valkyries just sparkle fairies on horsies with wings?)