What if my booktok was just a front to get people to read Anne Bronte? :)

My Durge and Gortash were the worst goddamn evil co-conspirators ever and Ketheric deserves financial compensation.

Vlad looked imploringly at Agnes, and reached out to her.

'You wouldn't let them kill me, would you? You wouldn't let them do this to me? We could have... we might... you wouldn't, would you?'

The crowd hesitated. This sounded like an important plea. A hundred pairs of eyes stared at Agnes.

She took his hand. I suppose we could work on him, said Perdita. But Agnes thought about Escrow, and the queues, and the children playing while they waited, and how evil might come animal sharp in the night, or greyly by day on a list...

'Vlad,' she said gently, looking deep into his eyes, 'I'd even hold their coats.'

granny weatherwax was such a buzzkill for not letting her tear him apart <\3

asthmatic reigen

So no Marina?!?!

the kalosian worms are quickly eating away at my brain, folks.

Shockwave whenever he's inevitably left alone on Cybertron in every continuity

I've been binging Batman Beyond recently (Terry ily so much) and thought about how- bc of the JLU twist which I think isn't even canon to the comics BB verse but shhh bare with me- he'd technically be Damian's half brother??? Which is just so ridiculously soap opera to me. I need them to interact in a silly time travel adventure so bad you don't even understand (ID in alt)

I know almost nothing about him. I saw like…two episodes with this guy but oh my god do I feel potential

posting my incorrect opinions @ night when nobody can see them

oh mate you absolutely deserve those ecology lectures martin gives you

@codywanweek Day 5 - sith & purge trooper shenanigans

We NEED a time travel esque kirby game

"Jack and Perse are probably plotting something evil"

Jack and Perse:

Stop making me laugh so much these bangers youre pulling are gonna killlll meeeee <3

Tee hee

Oh, yeah i have some speculations about HBO adaptation of aegon's conquest. Rest assured that the plot will be surrounded by a drunken lout middle child who on a spur of the moment decides to conquer an entire continent. An alleged dark sorceress firstborn who'd probably be jealous of her younger sister. The doomed youngest child who will embrace death first. [She also loved music, dancing, and poetry, but those traits might be erased cause who cares, right??] A half-brother who will be portrayed as a backbiter and harbouring resentment towards the conqueror trio because he is a bastard. I won't be surprised at all if Harren the Black is shown as a tragic figure. And it may also feature a happy and harmonious westeros where everyone lived amiably before evil megalomaniac freaks with purple eyes, who also rides fire breathing flying lizards decided to invade them.