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mistkisbiggestfan · 6 months

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Hello! this is based on an OC, but may you write about Medic with a cloned child OC? I always thought of him as a mad scientist type, so I’m sure he would’ve figured out how to do that. He basically raises this clone as his own kid, and they’d be a late teen / young adult by the time the events of TF2 happen

The OC is a girl but honestly you can make it gender neutral if you’d like!

Sorry if it’s too specific, but TYSM!

Medic & Child, Cloned reader HC

A/n: This is one of my fav reqs of all time ngl Requests are open!!

Summary: You're Medic's cloned child, headcanons. Words: 636 Request: Yeah

I like to think you’re a clone based on him, or atleast a clone made in his image. One medic is enough to create chaos and things like that, just imagine another person who's almost a 1to1 of him, pure chaos.

Your first day being alive, he took you in his arms and was like “it’s alive!” just as Heavy and Spy walked in to ask him if he wanted to go grab a beer. They were absolutely terrified, Spy just cloaked out of there having the day Scout was born in the back of his mind.

That left only Medic, you and Heavy there. Heavy was shocked and Medic just held you up looking at him; “Isn’t she so cute!!” While you looked alarmingly similar to him with his grin on your face.

Others found out like ten minutes after that and soon everyone was just looking at you with no clue of what to do.

When Ms. Pauling found out she almost died on her spot. “There’s no way Medic is suited to even have a dog, let alone a child!”

Nobody gave af, she soon came around to like you too.

Medic is 100% your father figure (That’s rather obvious) but so was Heavy, they’re like your dads.

Sniper, Engie, Demo and Soldier are like your uncles (That doesn’t include Spy because he’s def a wine aunt, and so is Ms. Pauling). While Pyro and Scout act more like your siblings.

Medic showed you the ropes and soon you were as capable of doing batshit crazy things like him. He was so proud!!

Archimedes loves you, always resting on your shoulder doing simple things like staying with you and Medic during operations on other Mercs.

When you were a less capable child everyone basically coparented, of course Heavy and Medic were like your parents the most but everyone wanted to take care of you so they followed a schedule of who has to babysit you and when.

Once you grew up to actually be independent, mercenaries were terrified to realize how similar you are to Medic, you were the same person, with slightly different looks, you even wore the same glasses he did.

When the events of the TF2 mercs splitting happened (Referencing the comics rn if someone didn’t know) you went with Medic, the change impacted you way more than it did him, you really missed everyone, they were like your family.

Once he started to work with those blue guys you were cool with it, they underestimated you but you showed them that you’re just like your fellow dad, insane.

Medic showed you all the modifications he made and you showed the modifications you did before you both laughed it off like the silliest thing one can do.

When everyone got back together you were way older than you used to be, but fortunately you remembered everything.

When Medic told you about the fact that you were a clone you were very interested and didn’t care, like at all. I mean you’re basically him, so it was more interesting than scary or sad.

He helped you in acquiring 9 souls from some suckers just like he did! (Can’t believe all mercs gave him their souls lmao)

Sometimes you operate on the Mercs when he’s somewhere else, at first they were very unwilling but soon it showed that you were just like him in this profession (which isn’t the ideal tbh)

Everyone showed you something, so you were really multiclass, leaning heavily into being another medic (shocking, I know)

Overall a 10/10 father, sure he has some loose screws but isn’t that normal? You two are the most chaotic beings even the devil can’t contain.

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meiliarotten · 7 months

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Team Fortress 2 Kinktober Time Three: Return of the Kink

Day 7: A Cure For Workaholism (Cunnilingus)

🔞MINORS DNI🔞

Pairing: Ms. Pauling x Fem!Reader

Summary: Pauling has just a government ordered vacation. Being, well, herself, she has absolutely no idea how to function without work, so you help her relax in your own special way.

Tags: Oral, comfort, aftercare, Pauling deserves a damn break

Word Count: 2.4k

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A vacation. An extended vacation ordered by the literal government of New Mexico. Pauling, the Miss Pauling, workaholic extraordinaire, was going on vacation. You almost didn’t believe the news when she told you, insisting that she pinch you hard to make absolutely sure you weren’t dreaming. Well, you weren’t dreaming, and now your arm was sore, but that didn’t matter. You had several months to spend, uninterrupted, with your girlfriend, and nothing could bring you down.

So of course the first order of business was a lengthy date night, something the two of you hadn’t enjoyed since your college years. Pauling was honestly surprised you had stuck with her this long. She was working almost constantly, and even on her one day off a year, she was usually too tired to do anything substantial with you. She had told you as much, but you always responded with the fact that she meant far too much to you to let work get in the way. That didn’t mean you weren’t ecstatic to hear about this vacation though, so much so that by the end of the night, once the two of you had returned home, you began planning trips to all the places the two of you had ever dreamt of going.

“We have to see Paris,” you insisted, pointing enthusiastically at a map you had pinned to the bedroom wall. “We can’t spend your entire vacation just going to weapon expos.”

Pauling gave you a confused look. “I thought you enjoyed going to gun shows with me.”

“I do! But it feels much too work-adjacent for you. You have to really get out there! Forget about your job for a while and just live,” you explained, circling the capital of France with a red marker and making the decision final.

“I guess so,” Pauling said. She didn’t sound convinced. You sidled up beside her on the bed with a smirk.

“It’ll be fun,” you said, pecking her cheek. “It’s the city of love.”

When she didn’t respond you continued to leave light, ghostly kisses down her jaw and to her neck. She sighed, tilting her head to the side to expose more of that sensitive skin to you. You were careful not to leave hickeys. You knew how much Pauling hated needing to cover them up for work- but wait, Pauling didn’t have work, and she wouldn’t for a very long time. That realization was enough to send you into a frenzy, sucking hard on the skin of her neck until a few faint bruises formed. She moaned so sweetly for you when you did that.

“That feels good, doesn’t it?” you whispered, your breath tickling Pauling’s ear and sending a shiver down her spine. “It’s nice to let loose, isn’t it?”

“I suppose so,” she said, and you immediately took note of her tone of voice. She sounded deeply concerned. You pulled back to look at her and her face was pinched with worry.

“What’s wrong?” you asked, worried that you had said or done something amiss. However when you really took a moment to look at her, you realized she wasn’t meeting your gaze. Instead, her eyes were glued behind you, at the wall. No, not the wall, but the wall mounted clock.

That’s when realization struck. Even after being legally ordered to take a break, she couldn’t stop thinking about schedules, deadlines, and work. It was like that damn job had altered her brain chemistry. Honestly, you wouldn’t be surprised if it had. She was probably counting down the seconds until she could return to her mile-a-minute life, running errands for the Administrator, burying bodies, and god knows what else.

With that, your goal was set. You would make sure this clinical workaholic got the stress relief she needed and deserved. It was about time Pauling got to be pampered and tended to. “Hey, how about I make this all about you tonight?” you said. Sure enough, that proposal was met with visible confusion.

“You don’t want me to do anything for you?” Pauling asked.

“It’s your first day of vacation. I don’t want you to do anything for me. I don’t want you worrying about anything at all.” You gave her a quick peck on the cheek, and you could’ve sworn she made a soft noise of surprise when you did. It was adorable. “Do you think you can manage that?”

Pauling almost instinctively answered ‘no.’ The very concept of having nothing to do, or even being expected to do nothing, was completely foreign to her. It was frightening. But there was a chance it could be nice. Especially now, with you straddling her lap, trying to gently push her back onto the bed, kissing her as if you were trying to memorize every feature of her face through your lips alone.

“Hey, is everything alright?” you asked, stopping just short of waving a hand in front of her face to see if she had gone catatonic. Pauling realized she hadn’t responded for quite a while.

“Yes! Yes, sorry,” she said suddenly, shaking her head. “Everything’s fine. So, do I just… lay back?”

“Sure, if you want to,” you said with a small laugh. Pauling blushed, glancing away from you.

“Sorry, I'm not good at this whole ‘relaxing’ thing. I honestly don’t know what to do.” It was said like a confession, but you had known her long enough that this didn’t come as a surprise.

“You don’t have to apologize.” You reassured her with a soft smile, rubbing gentle circle over her hips.

“It’s almost easier to have someone telling me what to do.” Now that admission got some gears turning in your head.

“I can do that for you,” you suggested, almost too enthusiastically. You quickly adjusted your tone. “Only if you want to, of course.”

Pauling thought for a moment. It seemed strange to spend the first day of her vacation listening to someone else telling her what to do, but the idea was oddly comforting as well. “Yeah, I think I would like that. At least until I get the hang of this.”

You nodded, trying not to feel too sad at the fact that Pauling had to ‘get the hang of’ relaxing. She really had been worked to the bone by that damn Administrator. “Alright. Sit on the edge of the bed for me,” you said. Without hesitation, she shifted towards you, and you positioned yourself on the floor, seated between her legs. “I want you to sit up, that way you can see everything I’m doing. If you feel uncomfortable at any point, just let me know. I’ll stop.”

“I understand,” Pauling said with a nod. You didn’t miss how her voice seemed to shake slightly, lacking its usual steadiness. You had a feeling you were about to see a side of her that you had never seen before.

Leaning in, you began to kiss your way up her inner thighs. Pauling’s reaction was immediate, trapping her lower lip between her teeth as she watched you. She looked unsure, but very curious. It was an adorable look for the normally well put together, confident woman. She tried to stay calm, taking deep breaths that quickly became heavy when your kisses grew closer and closer to the intersection of her thighs-

“Oh!”

The sound Pauling made was entirely involuntary, a short, low moan elicited by the feeling of your tongue flicking tentatively against her clit. The sensation startled her, even though she saw it coming. You were testing the waters, glancing up at her with a questioning look. Pauling’s breath hitched. This was all new. Very new. But she didn’t want it to stop.

“Keep going,” she stammered. You didn’t need to be told twice, although you were surprised that Pauling reacted so strongly to something so brief- in fact, she seemed to react strongly to every little thing you did. It was seriously boosting your ego, as well as your arousal, and it all served to prove that she needed this badly.

It was almost as if no one had ever gone down on her before, but that couldn’t be true. Surely you had done this before? You would feel like an incredibly shitty partner if you hadn’t. The more likely explanation was that it had just been a very, very long time. That didn’t matter, though. You loved hearing those moans, the sounds of a woman who had been under so much stress for so long finally allowing herself the luxury of a release.

It wasn’t long before squeezing your thighs together wouldn’t suffice. You slipped a hand between your legs, seeking a bit of relief for yourself. Even with just the briefest touch, your fingers came away slick and shiny. You moaned against Pauling, and her hips bucked slightly at the new sensation.

Forgetting about your own needs, you turned your attention entirely to your partner. Pauling gave a startled yelp when you hoisted her legs onto your shoulders and held them there. This robbed her of any leverage to buck against your mouth, but that soon wouldn’t be an issue. Pulling back for a quick breath, you dove in with doubled efforts. Immediately, she began to squirm in your grasp, but you held fast. You dug your nails into her thighs unintentionally, leaving little half moon indents in the soft flesh. Her clit became your main focus, massaging your tongue against that sensitive bud until Pauling’s moans reached a fever pitch. You moaned against her again, and that proved to be the final push she needed.

She tipped over the edge, coming hard. Her legs tightened around your head to the point that you thought you might suffocate. Not that you would have minded. It would be an honorable death, to have your breath cut off between the thighs of a woman in ecstasy. Still, you weren’t about to go out without a final orgasm for yourself, quickly reaching down to finish off what you had begun earlier. You were so aroused that it didn’t take long, rubbing tight circles around your clit until you too were at your peak, riding out the high through moans that were muffled against Pauling’s inner thighs.

You weren’t sure how long it was before her legs finally relaxed and you were able to pull away, breathing like you had just run a marathon. You sat up on your knees to check on Pauling, and her expression mirrored yours, albeit dazed and staring absently at the ceiling. Her body shivered with little aftershocks before eventually going limp, basking in the warm afterglow. You sat back down on the floor, certain that if you tried to stand now, you would end up falling, possibly even on top of Pauling.

“That was so fun,” she finally said, almost too quietly for you to hear. You smiled, feeling quite proud of yourself. This had gone perfectly. You hadn’t even needed to order Pauling around too much. She had let herself go easily- almost too easily. This whole thing seemed a bit too good to be true, and sure enough, you hit a snag right at the end.

Pauling stood up suddenly. Her legs were still very shaky, and she barely made it a few steps before she collapsed into a nearby chair. You looked at her, head tilted in confusion. You stood up from the floor and sat on the bed, putting yourself at eye level with her.

“Um, where were you planning on going?” you asked, unsure what else to say.

“I honestly don’t know,” Pauling said, a slight hitch in her voice that almost made you worry she was about to cry.

It was strange to see that her first instinct was to get up and find something to do, even if there was no particular task to complete. It struck you as tragic. You wanted to reach out and pull her back towards you to bask in the afterglow like she deserved. However, you ultimately chose a more delicate approach.

“You don’t have to feel guilty for this,” you said.

“I never said I felt guilty,” Pauling said. Your expression must have made it obvious that you weren’t convinced. Pauling may have been able to flawlessly deceive others while on the job, but off the clock, she read like an open book. “Okay, fine. Maybe I do feel a little guilty.”

“The Administrator really is an unforgiving boss, huh?” you asked.

“I was literally only allowed one day off a year before the state of New Mexico got involved,” Pauling said, resting her head against the back of the chair with a sigh. “Unforgiving is a major understatement.”

The room went silent. Neither of you seemed to know what to say. You at least hoped that talking about all this made Pauling feel a little better. You were tempted to start discussing Paris again, just to break the awkward silence.

“You’re really good,” Pauling said. That caught your attention.

“Yeah, the way you just came for me kinda spoke to that fact,” you said, laughing softly. You couldn’t hide the way such praise managed to fluster you, the blush that had calmed down suddenly returning with a vengeance.

“Not that! I mean, you definitely are good at that too.” Your laughter proved to be contagious as Pauling started chuckling too. “You’re good to me. Despite everything, my job, the secrecy, the multiple felonies…” she trailed off, glancing at you with the realization that she may have said too much. You simply shrugged, giving a look that clearly said, ‘I figured as much.’

“You were just doing your job- a weird, borderline illegal job where you got to pull molars out of severed heads and kick ass in a pencil skirt. Which is super hot, by the way.” Now you were just turning up The Charm™. Pauling's face was going red again, and it was quite satisfying to see how you could still fluster her, even after so much time apart. You leaned back in the bed, arms crossed behind your head. “Just remember you deserved this. We all deserve to feel good once in a while. Can you try to convince yourself of that?”

There was a decent pause before Pauling finally responded. “I’ll try.” You smiled. You liked that response. It felt like potential, like possibility.

“You can start by getting yourself back in this bed and relaxing with me,” you said, beckoning her towards you. She approached, still a bit hesitant, and laid next to you stiffly, that is until you pulled her in. Once in your embrace, she melted, curling against your body and letting at least some of that tension go. You smiled. This was progress.

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theonemeathead · 9 days

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now that im starting to gain some traction, i suppose it's time i bite the bullet and make a true introduction post! 💕

☆ hi! im lizzy, im 18 and use she/her pronouns, alternatively she/it :3 im bisexual and jewish!

ive been into TF2 for about six-ish months now, but ive only been posting on this blog since january! actually, this is a side blog to my (much bigger) main blog, where i was a slasher / horror movie enthusiast (@absolarcadus but ive kind of abandoned it)

my favorite characters are definitely the support class! spy, sniper, medic, and engineer are my top 4 and i specialize in writing for them! however, i do write for all 9 mercenaries + ms. pauling.

im super outgoing and friendly! if we're mutuals, you can DM me or ask me for my socials, idm! if we're not mutuals, you can always ask <3 i like making friends.

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DO NOT INTERACT IF:

- you're under the age of 16

- a proshipper

- anything else generally bigoted

another heads up! my asks are always open, however i may be slow to answer them. again, my blog is more of an archive for things i write, i just figured id share them whenever i have a stroke of creative genius.

i will not write noncon/SA, pedophilia, incest, anything other than x reader (shipping discourse gives me heebie jeebies), watersports, or any other unusual fetishes / kinks.

#tf2 #team fortress two #tf2 x reader #tf2 fandom #tf2 spy #tf2 sniper #tf2 medic #tf2 engineer #tf2 demoman #tf2 heavy #tf2 soldier #tf2 pyro #tf2 scout #ms pauling

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irrelevantpsychosis · 2 years

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Hello everyone! I have been getting really into TF2 here lately so I am going to start writing for it. I will be writing x reader stuff for any of the characters (ms pauling included because I love her) so please send in some requests! I would live to write some stuff

#tf2 #tf2 fanfiction #sniper tf2 #tf2 medic #tf2 scout #tf2 x reader #tf2 demoman #tf2 heavy #tf2 engineer #tf2 ms pauling #tf2 pyro #tf2 spy #x reader

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prettyboypistol · 9 months

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7MIH With The Mercs! || TF2 x M!Reader

Implied that the Merc stuck with you has a MAJOR crush on you, but is too stubborn/shy to say anything about it.

Reader is an employee of Mann Co., a lot like Ms. Pauling, but for trivial things that the mercs need. He essentially takes reports of issues/needs and sends them forward.

Scout

As Scout is shut into the cramped closet and the door is locked, he hears the noise of someone else being in there with him.

"Scout?"

FUCK.

Scout bangs his hands on the door, demanding to be let out.

Def more shy than stubborn, but he plays off his bashfulness as pride.

He's blushing like the deepest ruby and shaking like an autumn leaf while there with you. The closet is so cramped that you can feel how fast his heart is pumping!

He's shy, not stupid, so he aboslutely "accidentally" brushes his hands on you as he tries to move.

Soldier

Solder was asked to simply retrieve some supplies from the closet. He opens the door to see you in there, only for a force to shove him in and lock the door.

"WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS?! i DEMAND AN EXPLANATION!"

"Sir? Are you alright?"

Very awkward and remains as still as possible, as there is no room to flail about.

100% stubborn, not shy at all.

He refuses to even acknowledge that you're stuck in there with him, but if you start apologizing he'll give a few "words of encouragement" like that the situation isn't your fault and whatnot.

Engineer

Engineer just went to go get some paper towels because of a spill that happened in the garage! He was caught completely off guard when the door shut behind him, locking as snickers were heard from outside. Engineer sighed, but fumbled through his tools for his lockpick, but he then heard a familiar man.

"Dr. Conagher?"

His stupid heart skipped multiple beats.

He suddenly fumbles with the tools in his belt, profusely aologizing for not noticing you earlier. He sounds embarrassed as he deftly handles his toolbelt

Assures you that he'll get you two both out of the closet, totally not because he's shy about being so close to you!

He's a gentleman, so he doesn't do anything to you. He apologizes for every bump he does against you.

Demoman

Well, nobody really locked Demoman in the closet, he moreso drunkenyly stumbled in while looking for something and accidentally locked the door!

"Tavish?"

God damn, how lucky! His favorite person!

Overjoyed to see you and strikes up a conversation immediately, as if he's not pressed up against you and uncomfortably close.

He drops a few joking pick up lines like: "If you wanted to get close to me, you coulda just asked!" "So, come here often?" etc to get you to laugh.

Probably makes the joke that you two should fool around, tilting your chin up to lock eyes with him, but nothing too incriminating of his true feelings.

Heavy

Well, Heavy wasn't locked in the storage closet, not initially, at least. The doorknob fell off!

"Um- excuse me sir-"

Heavy realized he wasn't pushed up against a cabinet, but the little assistant of his dreams. Oh god, he could just break the door in, right?

Heavy def feels embarrassed, being so impatient and angry enough to break the handle in front of you. He apologizes for getting you into this mess and how cramped you are.

Offers to knock the door down for you.

He's not shy per se, but he's definitely nervous about his feelings for you. He's bold enough to put a hand on your shoulder/back as a reassuring gesture.

Pyro

They're not really aware of the situation until the door latches shut. They're mad that they were shoved into the closet initially, but hearing you announce that you were in the closet and to please not light the closet on fire! Made them reconsider the situation.

They're not... opposed to being so close to you, but the situation isn't optimal!

Pyro holds you close to comfort you, trying to explain that they're not gonna hurt you as a civilian.

They've always held an affection for you and you could tell. They seemed more aware of the world and more lucid when you talked to them, anyway.

If nobody comes to get you two, Pyro pushes you away and uses thier axe to break the door.

Spy

As gracelessly as possible, Demoman shoved Spy into the storage closet. It was meant to be a harmless, albeit slightly spiteful joke, but the Scotsman didn't realize the little assistant was in there as well.

Spy did, as their bodies were far too close for his comfort.

He's embarrassed, but is never one to look a gift horse in the mouth. He's SUCH a joking flirt, making you laugh as he picks the lock.

"What a shame, I think the men were playing a joke on us, no? Oh, how the world hates the beautiful." dramatic ass bitch

DEF wants to take the opportunity to feel you up and actually hit on you, but doesn't because "it's not the right time"

Medic

As Medic is shoved into the dark storage closet, his body bumps against another.

"Ack! Who the hell is in here?!" Medic huffed.

"Mister Medic?" A voice spoke out. Medic looked towards the voice, immediately.

'Gott in himmel, why'd they wrap him up in all this?!'

He's very awkward and avoids the situation, makes a show of demanding to be let out.

He's more on the stubborn end of the spectrum rather than shy, but he is certainly a little more bashful around you.

The most you're going to get from him in the closet together is an accidental brushing of his hands on your sides, to which he will refuse to speak on.

If you had a light source, the man would OBVIOUSLY be blushing.

Sniper

Sniper is just going into the storage closet for some bleach, but when he sees you, he slams the door shut, accidentally dropping a plank underneath the doorknob.

"I- fuck."

gay PANICS HARD, forcing himself to be quiet. He might be silent physically, but his mind is so loud.

He realizes the cliche and won't forget this ever! He's blushy, he's sweating, and god he wants to kiss you. He tries to assure you- apologize, even! But he's tongue tied!

If you come onto him, he doesn''t protext, but does that cute lil "hey now.." softly as he holds your wrists. He doesn't stop your hands moving, though.

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fatgumsurpremacy-remastered · 1 year

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Welcome folks-

My name is Festen Martinez, you can call me Festen. I am an actor above all else and a writer second. I write and draw for Team Fortress Two, as well as the Batman Rouges, (Some Hazbin), and FNAF. If you spark up a convo with me and I know the property and character you have a good chance at me writing for them too.

Feel free to send me requests and I’ll have a look. Current count (41, with 3 more in drafts).

Follow my second blog @faire-of-fictition

My hazbin oc blogs: @mc-tooley-tobias-toby , and @magnum-pritchard-repro

Other info:

He/Its

Bisexual

Transmasc

American (West Virginia, and Texas)

You can send me requests for your OCS or you can ask for mine as well. Don’t me shy, make yourself at home. 🧡

Requests open!

I am a Fandom Writer:

I write for:

Btas villains: Riddler, Twoface, Mad Hatter, Scarecrow, Harley, Ivy. Batman also

TF2: All Mercs AND MS PAULING

I will write:

•Should be obvious but chubby (or fat) reader

•Yandere (preferred)

•Smut (preferred, just reference what you’d want in the ask and I’ll give it to ya.)

•Non con/ Dub con/ CNC

•Platonic

•Headcannons

•Drabbles

•Imagines

I’ll draw any of the above as well

I won’t write (or draw)

•Scat

•Pedophillia

•Age Regression (dkh)

•Detransition

Masterlists:

Tf2

Demoman:

Demo joining a LARP group!

Yandere Demo w/ an s/o who doesn’t like dancing

Yan demo w/ bartender S/O

Engineer

Yandere Conagher Brothers x oblivious reader

Yandere Engie Headcannons

Dell x trans husband smut

Yandere Engie and forced affection

Traveling preist Engie Art by @virginstoner666 💗

Heavy:

Yan heavy cuddles!

Pyro

Yandere Platonic Emesis py Reader

Semi unmasked art

Ms. Pauling

Yandere Ms. Pauling

Semi Marriage proposal

Platonic Ms. Pauling and new trainee

Medic:

Yandere medic smut

Yandere medic with a captive that goes missing

Yandere medic and a partner w/ stolkholm

Yandere medic lap dance

Yandere medic Cycle of violence smut

Scout:

Get bonked

Yandere scout, kissing practice

Platonic scout

Sniper:

In my style

With a bratty so smut

Soldier:

Nsfw thoughts

Platonic Solly and overstimulated hugs

Spy:

Yandere spy egg vibes

All:

Yandere Red Octoberfest drawing

Would I trust them with my pets?

Demo and heavy x reader Head-cannons

Mercs reacting to a love letter

Yandere emesis Blue x reader

Yandere medic and sniper w/ clingy s/o

Emesis character comfort

Yandere mercs and if they’re comforting or not

Yandere mercenaries and how scary they are when jealous

Yandere Angel au with Sniper, Solider, and Medic smut

My my mercenaries

Soldier/Demo

Medic/engineer

Merc Headcannons

Memed science party

Spy and Engie dad stance

Btas

Alberto

Cornelius Stirk:

Stirk img.

Eddie

Yandere Arkham asylum riddler w/ shy and anxious reader

Yan telltale riddler with a reader who tries to escape

Yandere telltale Eddie

Yandere Arkham Eddie hcs

Handling it (smut)

Caked up Eddie img.

Eddie frame redraws💚

In my style: Ed and Jerv 💚💙

Nightmares img.

An Ed Kento for Sunny 💚💛

For Arkhamverse simps

Scantily clad ed

5’2 Au pt 1

5’2 suited up

5’2 Au ground img.

5’2 classic mv

5’2 smut pic

There’s a light img.

BTAS Insp. Art

Indulgent riddlebat

More fancy Eddie Art

Dilf Eddie?

Flashy Eddie ing.

Yandere platonic Eddie teaching riddles

Harley:

Harvey:

Au art

Harvey and insert art

Tasteful nudity

Ivy:

Jack:

Joinker au

More whore clown img.

Jervis:

Bonkers img

Jervis img.

Wonderlan img.

Reading img.

Johnathan:

Johnny img.

Scarecrow design img

BTAS scarecrow yandere head-cannons

Comp drawing w/ batman

Yandere BTAS headcannons

Ozwald:

Oswald Img.

Compilation

Au Squad: Jervis, John, Jack, and Edd

5’2 height matrix img (WIP)

Batman Vigilante Squad Au

Hazbin/Helluva Boss

Alastor

Under the Same Young Sky (male reader, ao3)

Vox

Yandere Vox housespouse

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xxiamtiebrousxx · 1 year

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Chapter Seven "Overtime" (My Fortress Home | TF2 x Reader)

A/n: *Slams down the non-existent physical copy of this book* BOOM! ENJOY! Also, I warn you! There will be a suicidal moment in this story near the end.

“We need to talk,” the Administrator said as she loomed over me. I gulped, my eyes never breaking contact with hers. It was pretty shocking I was meeting her for the first time. I didn’t know how to feel. Should I scream out in joy I was meeting her or feel nervous about this? The Administrator was pretty powerful. She had her own company and a lot of weapons. If she wanted to, she could have Pauling kill me right where I stood. Speaking of Pauling, she ran off to the driveway and got into a small, purple car.

“What is it you need to talk about?” I asked. I rocked back and forth on my toes, keeping my hands behind me. The Administrator, or Helen as I should be calling her, took a long drag from her cigarette. She blew out the smoke directly in my face. I cleared my throat, fanning the smoke away from my face. That was very unnecessary. “So what is it?” I asked.

“You were never meant to be the tenth mercenary,” she replied, bending down to my level. Helen was a tall woman, especially with her heels. Maybe it was because I was slouching or she was just tall. The smell of tobacco lingered off her. I detected a scent of perfume. “Who are you and where did you come from?” Helen asked. “I have no record of you in my files. Are you a spy? Are you here to infiltrate us?” I hesitated before opening my mouth. If she knew I was lying, Helen would kill me right here and now. She wouldn’t hesitate. Even then, any word that left my mouth would be a lie. She never recruited me! I lied to the guys! I finally came up with my lie and opened my mouth.

“Um, I’m from Teufort and I’m no spy,” I lied. It really wasn’t lying. I wasn’t a spy at all.. “You definitely hired me, you just don’t remember because you were um, drunk.” I smiled from ear to ear, hoping to distract her. “I recall you gave me paperworks. I can guarantee I signed them.” Hopefully Helen wouldn’t notice the sweat rolling down my face. Helen’s eyes looked up and down, examining every bit of me. I held my breath, trying to keep calm. Did she believe it? Of course not, she was smarter than that.

“You’re lying,” she said. Helen harshly grabbed my hand and stormed down the steps, dragging me with her. “If you won’t speak, I will just have to get rid of you. Gray will never hear from you again.”

“Hey, let go!” I slammed one foot down and stood strong against her. My strength was nothing compared to the Administrator’s. She was stronger than me. Especially for an old woman over one hundred. Her sharp nails burrowed into my skin. “Where are you taking me?” She stayed silent. Helen stopped at the purple car. The car window rolled down, revealing Pauling.

“Ms. Pauling, please escort our friend here to the mines,” Helen said. “They have a very important meeting to attend.” She forced the back seat door open and shoved me in, slamming the door. Ms. Pauling started the engine and drove off.

“Are you taking me to be killed?” I asked, sitting upright in the seat. “Is it the same mine where you buried the director?” Pauling slammed on the brakes. I lurched forward.

“How do you know about that?” she asked. I pushed myself off the front seat.

“I read the comics,” I said. “‘He’s a liability. Do the interview and get back here,’” I quoted. Pauling looked directly into my eyes. “The Administrator told you that over the phone when you guys did the interviews.” She pushed the gear into park.

“How much do you know?” she asked.

“A lot,” I answered. I sighed. “Pauling, I’m not from this world. I’m from another dimension where this is a video game with comics, merchandise, and a really huge community.” Pauling grinned.

“You’re joking,” she laughed. “You are a really bad liar for a spy.”

“No, I’m serious!” I shouted. “You have to believe me! And please, don’t kill me!” Pauling shook her head.

“Sorry, I’m on my boss' orders.” I slammed my hand down on the gear shifter before Pauling could.

“No!” I sternly said. “You will not kill me, or else I will spill every little secret to your enemies. If you don’t want that, take me back to the base.” A revolver was pressed against my forehead. I sighed. “Fine,” I said, slumping back in my seat, “let it be that way. Kill me when we get there.” Ms. Pauling adjusted herself in the driver’s seat and began the drive again. That’s when it hit me. I wasn’t too out of range to respawn. One shot is all it took. I don’t care if my soul waited in the respawn. When the other mercs turn it on, I’ll come back. The revolver was on the dashboard. Pauling was focused on the board. Slowly, I rose up, reaching for the gun. Suicide was a horrible thing, but shooting myself was the only way I could be saved from this situation. A timer appeared above my head. It was similar to the game’s timer. It counted down from ten seconds. My health bar appeared, as well as my little character in the corner. Heck, I thought. I didn’t have much time. I snatched the gun off the dashboard. Pauling slammed on the brakes once again.

“What are you doing?!” she exclaimed, attempting to steal the weapon from me. We wrestled for the gun.

Eight

I was running out of time. I forced Pauling’s hand to turn towards me. Our hands were shaking.

Seven

The barrel was facing me. Pauling gritted her teeth together. She was fighting to turn the barrel away from me.

Six

I wrapped my other hand around the gun. Sweat dragged down my face. My heart pounded wildly against my chest as I placed my hand on the trigger.

Five

“Don’t do it!” Pauling yelled.

Four

I smiled. “Don’t worry, I’ll be back.”

Three

Our fingers fought for dominance over the trigger. Pauling grew tired and let go. I kicked her back so she wouldn’t draw close.

Two

“See you later!” I exclaimed.

One

I pulled the trigger

OVERTIME.

I shot up with screams. I had done it, I had shot myself. My chest rose up and down rapidly. I ran my hands over my face. There was no blood, no hole, no wound. I was perfectly safe. I was safe in my own house.

But for how long?

#Romance #Team Fortress 2 x reader #tf2 x Reader #Tf2 Sniper X Reader #Tf2 Spy X Reader #Tf2 Medic X Reader #Tf2 Heavy X Reader #Tf2 Demoman x reader #tf2 Engineer x reader #tf2 Pyro X Reader #Tf2 Scout x reader #tf2 Soldier x Reader #X Reader #Fanfiction #Humor #video games #tf2 #team fortress 2

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leorawright · 1 year

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Tf2 Mercs + pauling with the Addams S/O? How do they react when S/O proposes to them? Hehehe maybe they give the mercs + pauling a cursed ring that can link them and S/O spiritually/Emotionally

Just something cute/creepy, just like S/O but romantic anyhow

Addams Family part 3 time!?

Mercs reaction when Addams Family s/o proposes

Scout

When you first pulled out the ring he was frozen for a second and you could see the gears turning in his mind

After that he excitedly tackles you with a loud 'yes'

When you put the ring on him he's not surprised to see it have a spider shape but he is surprised when he feels an extra tie to you

But if it brings you two closer he's not complaining

Soldier

He was honestly a little pouty at first because he wanted to be the one to propose to you

But that doesn't mean he's gonna say no so he still accepted and took the ring

At first he was super confused about what the ring was making him feel until you explained that it ties his soul to yours when he has it on

Newsflash he's never gonna take it off now

Demoman

He was a little taken aback when you pulled out the ring but of course he said yes!

He already guessed the ring had some strange properties to it because he's met your family

And just as he suspected it ties his soul to yours when he has it on

In his opinion one of the best curses to have on a ring ever

Pyro

They're practically bouncing up and down from joy when you propose to them

They press their gas mask to your face as a kiss and accept the ring

When you explain what the ring does they're super honored and never take it off

Even if they gave it a little decoration in the form of stickers

Heavy

He couldn't help the smile growing on his face when you pulled out the ring

Like Demo, he expected the ring to have some strange properties but he still obviously accepted

And feeling his soul and his emotions now tied to yours was a welcome surprise

He didn't think it was possible to be closer to you but you've proved him wrong

Medic

He was silent for a second when you first pulled out the ring

But pretty soon enthusiastically accepted

When you put the ring on him and he felt his soul be tied to yours he pretty accurately guessed what happened

He thinks it's super interesting that now you two's souls and emotions are tired together and he enjoys feeling all the different emotions you feel

Sniper

He went quiet for a second but turned his head away nodding furiously

He could barely get any words out but he obviously accepted

Honestly the feeling of peace he felt when his soul was tied to yours was one of the best things Sniper has ever felt

Spy

He kinda wanted to propose to you but it's fine you two are engaged either way

He was surprised by all the new emotions he felt when he put the ring on until you explained what it did

At first he struggled to get used to the feeling of having you two's souls tied together but he's come to enjoy the feeling

Pauling

For a second she just stared at you before a small smile came across her face and she happily accepted

Since she's off on trips and tasks all the time she really appreciates the ring tieing you two's souls together

It makes her feel connected to you even when she's so far away

#tf2 x reader #tf2 medic x reader #tf2 scout x reader #tf2 sniper x reader #tf2 demoman x reader #tf2 heavy x reader #tf2 soldier x reader #tf2 spy x reader #tf2 pyro x reader #tf2 ms pauling x reader

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cbsxreader · 1 year

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could i please have demo, sniper and/or pauling with an s/o who is realizing that theyre a system (as in did/osdd/etc)

Ok, but I have to say, I'm not an expert in this kind of stuff, so if I get something wrong, please correct me!

Demoman, Sniper and Ms. Pauling with an S/o who is a system

Demoman

Oh this poor man. He really does want to make his S/o feel better, but he often forgets their alters' names or what they are like.

But he's not giving up that easily.

Demo might freak out the first few times his S/o switches or accidentally triggers a switch by talking to them about their condition, but from each time he messes up, he learns.

Demo actually grows to be more patient and careful while helping his S/o. So much so that the team notices his behaviour change.

There may be some hiccups here and there between them, but Demo stays alongside his S/o no matter what.

Sniper

Just like Demo, he is oblivious to something like this and doesn't really know how to help at first.

But once Sniper learns a bit about it he realizes that he can actually help a lot.

He lets his S/o decorate his camper and retreat to it, so they don't feel stressed or don't feel like socialising.

If Sniper notices his S/o switching, he'll be a bit surprised at first, but will keep a calm head and continue talking to them as if nothing happened.

Goes to his S/o's appointments along with them, because he really worries about them and is glad that they're getting professional help.

Ms. Pauling

Once she finds out, she does some very extentive research about it.

Pauling is a great listener and has a great memory, so if her S/o forgets something, she can tell them whatever they need to know.

If her S/o switches, she doesn't react at all and keeps her S/o calm.

She can't go to all of S/o's appointments, so she gives them a walkie-talkie or a ConTracker to soothe them by talking to them.

#tf2 #tf2 x reader #tf2 demo #tf2 demoman x reader #tf2 demo x reader #tf2 demoman #tf2 sniper #tf2 sniper x reader #tf2 ms pauling #tf2 ms pauling x reader

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team-headcanons-2 · 1 year

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Hello!! This is our Team Fortress 2 themed headcanons blog! Here we write headcanons for the mercenaries and other characters in the tf2 verse! We also take requests for specific headcanons.

Mod info:

This blog is run by a system

The body is a Minor

Our collective pronouns are they/them call us Disaster or Gadget!

We will not write any of the following:

- illegal ships

- racism

- pregnancy

- yandere headcanons

- x reader (it's not that these ones are bad like the others I'm just bad at writing them I am so sorry in advance)

- nsfw or nsfw topics

We will write:

- legal ships

- aus

- stand alone headcanons for characters.

- headcanons about the families of the characters

- disability headcanons

- lgbtqia headcanons

- tf2 mercenaries, Ms Pauling, the Mann Family, Saxton Hale, Merasmus, the Tfc mercs, the robots, the Administrator, etc.

- we also write for freak fortress headcanons

Our requests are currently: open! Ask away!

Current icon by: @/quazies

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bob-mirum · 1 year

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Could I Request Miss Pauling with an taller fem anon(doesn’t have to be, you can do whatever you want you are so cool and wonderful Ty for your service)

and Maybe the anon is trying on her glasses and teasing her for being blind

Ty ily 💙💙💙

This is the first time I've drawn Miss Pauling xd

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 ms pauling #tf2 miss pauling #tf2 miss pauling x reader #tf2 x you

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mistkisbiggestfan · 26 days

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Hii here for a tf2 request

May I request a Scout x GN reader where Soldier it's like reader's paternal figure?

He likes to take care of them and tends to protect then the most, so he does the "strict parent" thing when he discovers reader and Scout are dating?? :3

(Sorry if the explication was a bit vague or hard to understand, good afternoon :3!!)

Scout x Gn! Adopted child of Soldier! Reader

A/n: Hey guys REQUESTS ARE OPEN!!

Words: 824 Request: Yes

You were a mercenary just like others, a gun for hire, or more like it, an insane person getting paid for their antics.

You and Soldier met years before, in a US army barrack, you were a nobody’s child, orphan, left near an army base, so you grew up there. All of the armists took care of you, mostly the drill sergeants.

But then, Soldier came around, he became your role model, a true father figure, since all you knew was the army, you never felt the true nature of a parent who is a nurturer.

Where Soldier went, it was guaranteed you would be there learning how to be like him. Only difference – you were a tad bit smarter than your found family member, drill sergeants made you sure you were smart as f&!#.

The goofiest father – child duo on earth, you knew how to rocket jump before you could swim. (Which ended in you almost drowning after falling into a river from the jump).

When both of you ended up as mercenaries, others had to deal with not one, but two! Two daredevil American patriots (No way of telling if you were American or not, but no matter what, Soldier made sure you felt American to the core).

You and Scout were very different, he was a loverboy, and you? A tough nutcase. Example.: Soldier taught you to always sleep with a loaded shotgun near, for safety.

You had your fair share of love interests, but anytime Soldier found out he would kidnap the person and make them survive in a forest, just so he knew the person was good enough for you (guess what happened after that, everytime without fail. Boom! You were now single).

All of your teammates liked you, since you were raised a soldier, you could help out with almost any task someone needed. Medic needs help amputating? You’re the first person in the operation room, even before the actual patient. No spare parts for a Sentry? You’re on it. Spy needs more cigs? Yes sir!

You even tend to help Miss Pauling out, managing to scare her anytime you show up unannounced. Since Ms. Pauling and Scout were friends, she knew he was into you, the way he talked about you, the way he smiled at the mention of your name, yeah there was something he wasn’t telling her.

Miss Pauling knew Scout wanted to take you out even before he did. So did Spy and Medic.

For you, the people who helped you realize it were Heavy and Sniper.

Both you and Scout were talking, goofing around, drinking “Bonk – Cola”, just hanging around, when you did so, Medic and Heavy both looked at each other and started quietly talking.

— Do you remember when we used to be like that Doktor?

— Ja.. Days pass so fast, look at them all grown up.

— Are you two talking ‘bout my child maggots?

Soldier butted in. He was then left clueless as Medic & Heavy left.

Soon you realized that there was something about Scout, he was just such a great guy to be around, especially when he acted like his actual self, sure his cocky persona was nice, but under it hid a sweet boy.

You liked loved him for that, and that’s how you realized, “I don’t think I like him just as friends… F#!k.” .

Of all the people Scout turned to Spy for advice, it went terrible. He tried – The whole pickup line was so confusing you just laughed your ass off and then Medic called you. “See you around Scout ^^”

Then Scout called his mom and had a heart to heart about it, the conversation really helped him to actually be true about his feelings to you, this was way different then all he had felt before.

So the same night, he decided to be real about his feelings. Both of you sat on the roof of the base and looked at the stars while he confessed his feelings.

After a long silence, and his distraught face, you kissed him! ❀

Then came the worst part – Telling Soldier.

You were excited to share the news with Soldier, Scout? Not so.

Being Soldier’s closest person, a child of his, made you incapable of fearing fear around him, so you assured Scout it’ll be fine.

Scout decided to be a man and tell Soldier alone.

— Soldier, sir…

— Scout why in the h#ll are you talking like that. Are you a spy!?

— No!! I just wanted to tell you.. Eh, sir? That me and Y/N are dating.

— Are you kidding boy?

— No?

— You better be.

He took out a shotgun!!

Of course he did. Anyways, other than that, of course he had the typical conversation of “Hurt them and I’ll pop this shotgun in your face maggot.”

Scout was almost pissed himself when Soldier just pointed the gun to his face.

As you said, it went great!

#requests open #request #please request #x reader #tf2 #tf2 x reader #tf2 scout #tf2 soldier #tf2 scout x reader

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