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I feel like if medic were to get really mad at scout, he'd pick him up and just. Fling him
GET FLUNG ADHD BOY!!
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Happy birthday to me and have a happy Halloween :]
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Trick or treat!
Treat!
Scout I think still does trick or treating and loves Halloween when Merasmus isn't ruining it
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Pokemon teams for each mercenary plus Pauling bc I can and i also don't explain anything:
Soldier - braviary, bisharp, johto zigzagoon, dragapult, mismagius, galaran zigzagoon. If given a mythical/legendary: marshadow or zapdos.
Pyro - galarian rapidash, Kanto rapidash, flareon, hisuian typhlosion, charizard, torchic. If given a mythical/legendary: moltres or victini.
Scout - boltund, cinderace, pachirisu, tyrogue, kricketot, probably has a shiny applin Ms Pauling rejected. If given a mythical/legendary: it would be absolutely hilarious if he was given Arceus bc of the God thing in the comics.
Demo - shiny aegislash, masquerain, electrode, forretress, chatot, blacephalon. If given a legendary/mythical: zacian or zamazenta
Heavy - beartic, ursaluna, shiny crabominable, fletchling, hitmonchan, conkeldurr. If given a legendary/mythical: urshifu
Engie - klinklang, garbador, torchic, mudsdale, rotom, steelix. If given a legendary/mythical: magearna, eternatus, or melmetal.
Medic - shiny aromatisse, midnight lycanroc, altaria, naganedel, blissey, unfezant. If given a mythical/legendary: Xerneas, Yveltal, or giratina bc of the Satan thing
Spy - zoruark, corviknight, Ditto, kecleon, thievul, ninjask. If given a legendary or mythical: my mind said hoopa for some reason
Sniper - inteleon, noctowl, decidueye, krookodile, komala, doduo. If given a legendary/mythical: this was hard, but I'm gonna say galarian zapdos.
Pauling - purugly, gothitelle. And then that's like. It. If given a legendary/mythical: my heart says diance. But like in this au diance is orange and australium filled.
#tf2#team fortress 2#not headcanons#tf2 au#pokemon tf2 au#pokemon au#soldier tf2#tf2 soldier#scout tf2#tf2 scout#pyro tf2#tf2 pyro#demo tf2#tf2 demo#heavy tf2#tf2 heavy#engie tf2#tf2 engie#medic tf2#tf2 medic#spy tf2#tf2 spy#sniper tf2#tf2 sniper#ms pauling#tf2 ms pauling#ms pauling tf2
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What if inbox trick or treat for this blog but every treat is a Halloween themed headcanon and every trick is just a random image I have saved
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I apologize for not being fairly active I am not beating the eepy allegations
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Istg scout and sonic have this in common:
Their not beating the bisexual and/or ADHD allegations
The ADHD one makes more sense to me
They can also both be blue too so they have that in common too
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might be a weird prompt but... uh... bubble tea/boba hcs for the mercs (+ miss pauling)? If you can of course. And if requests are open
I would love to but I have never had a Boba tea in my life I tried so hard at this and just staring at it for a few weeks I'm so sorry 😭
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speaking of ship names, a PyroxEngiexMedicxSniper ship would be called "Lookin Through Lenses"
OH THATS SMART
#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 headcanons#submitted headcanon#tf2 medic#medic tf2#sniper tf2#tf2 sniper#engie tf2#tf2 engie#pyro tf2#tf2 pyro
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Thinking about pokemon teams for each tf2 merc but that might just be bc of the pokemon special interest eating away at me ama
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Women,,
#tf2#team fortress 2#not headcanons#medic tf2#tf2 medic#alisa eftf2#eftf2#escape from team fortress#escape from team fortress 2
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Happy birthday tf2, mlp, and portal
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Hc that tf2 Satan comes around every Scream Fortress to kill Medic but it always ends up as some Tom and Jerry type shit
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Eftf2 is low-key awfully written but here's my fave "it's so bad it made me laugh" moment like good god
#tf2#team fortress 2#not headcanons#tf2 medic#medic tf2#scout tf2#tf2 scout#spy tf2#tf2 spy#escape from team fortress#eftf2#alisa eftf2#gary eftf2#simon eftf2#i could fix alisa please hear me out i love her
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Scream fort dropped
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Guys would it be cringe to make escape from team fortress headcanons
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youtube
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WHO THE FUCK WAS GONNA TELL ME ESCAPE FROM TEAM FORTRESS WAS FUCKING FOUND???????
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