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terrence-silver · 2 days
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What kind of bedroom would Terry have
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I present to you: Ennis House's brutalist, concrete block bedroom!
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With the sole exception that I'd make Terry's actual bed in the 1980's into something more eccentric and luxurious. Less typically utilitarian. Something with actual arches and canopies. Something grand and slightly intimidating? Something with a gothic, period type flare? Maybe something like this?
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Present day, though, in his Malibu seaside mansion where we're first re-introduced to him, I'd opt for more open concept spaces. Modern minimalism. Clean. Pristine. Lots of whites. Pale colors. An abundance of natural light and glass as opposed to his dark, gritty, gothic (Slightly maximalist?) bedroom of the 80's. Never more furniture than is needed --- in fact, only the bare essentials. A hub meant to rest the eyes and the soul and arranged by precise Feng Shui, without distractions, wholly decluttered, with colossal windows where everything seems pleasantly transparent. Perhaps symbolizing him supposedly turning a new page and his dwelling and sleeping spaces intending to reflect that, being as orderly, clean cut and put together as his life was intended to be. And I do envision something as stark and almost as intentionally and meticulously bare as this, with a vast vista overlooking the ocean. It's only perhaps a little too empty for comfort. De-personalized.
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How about when he goes back to his old ways and changes manors once more and he ends up in that forested looking estate where his weapon collection is stashed? The place where he invites Chozen for dinner? The color palette of that home is infinitely different; lots of dark wood, tall shelves, labyrinthian hallways that seem a bit tight, black marble panels, blackout curtains and heavy draperies, a sense of everything being more closed off from all sides, brooding fireplaces and his bedroom is likely to take on a more moody tone by extension too. What I imagine is a lot of modern elegance, a foreboding palette, dim and seductive lights and the overall sense of excess privacy dominating the premises as opposed to before, especially the bedroom, giving off the impression that the place is secluded, overlooking a private, walled off patch of woodland he owns. If anything, Terry's the opposite of someone posturing to be open and rehabilitated in this stage.
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80s4life · 2 years
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Johnny Lawrence With An Egocentric Reader Headcanon
Word Count: 666 (oh shit, we’re summoning a devil)
Status: Requested!
Ask: im sorry that youre going through hard times ;( idk if its easier for you to write headcanons or drabbles but do what makes you feel comfortable. also, didnt ask you if you write for johnny lawrence, but if thats not the im sorry to bother! i wanted to ask you some hc or drabble, its same for me, of johnny x egocentric reader? sorry if there are any grammar mistakes, english is not my native language
@: a cute bilingual anon! (so talented by the way, I have trouble speaking any other language)
Fandom: Karate Kid Series - Cobra Kai
Relationship: Johnny Lawrence x Egocentric!Reader
Warnings: strong language, fluff
Key: All of Johnny’s words are bolded, while Reader’s is left in italics!
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{gifs are not mine, credits go to @kyrixxx​ & @filmgifs​ & @ewan-mcgregor​}
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So hot, I’m frothing at the mouth
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Young Johnny Lawrence:
You met at school, well, he saw you at school, you were too busy fighting the girls and their normal antics.
You were playing soccer with others while Johnny was too busy trying to catch the eyes of various other females as he stripped his shirt.
He tried to find every chance to get to you, and it wasn’t until he purposely slammed right into you with the claim of not seeing you while going to catch a football, did he finally accomplish his goal.
Knocking you to the ground, you easily got pissed and to his dismay, called him out on his bullshit:
“You did that on purpose, you Ass!”
“I didn’t do anything! It was a simple mistake, here let me help you up?”
“No, I got it myself, and stay the hell out of my way!”
From that day on, he was hooked. He didn’t know if it was your dominance and strength or your cutting edge demeanor; either way, he wanted you. BAD.
It was his duty to keep up on this game of cat and mouse, and each time, the blame was pinned on him (rightfully so) and turned away.
“Watch where you’re going!”
“Go torture someone else who’s more into you.”
“Leave me alone!”
It didn’t seem to matter what you did, he would always come back with these huge puppy dog eyes and a grin that could cut glass.
Maybe that’s what made you start to give into his charms?
When you finally allow him into your life, take you on dates and such, he often tries to pester you just to get you fired up. He thinks it’s hot, you think it’s utterly annoying and misleading.
“You’re trying too hard, Lawrence.”
“You’re pushing on the line of clingy.”
“Can I take a breather?”
Either way, you guys soon find a dynamic. Although you may seem self-centered and cruel to most, Johnny knows it’s just a perk that comes with the territory.
Whether this behavior was learned at home or by the way the world works, Johnny loves it and basically basks in it. It makes you tough, and like Sensei Kreese taught him, that’s what you need to survive; a skill Johnny has yet to master.
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Older Johnny Lawrence:
As Johnny had aged, he learned the skill of having to fend for one’s self before tending to anyone else. This asset had instantly peaked his interest upon meeting you.
You, getting the job rather easily, tended to the children in the Cobra Kai dojo when class was in session, helping to guide and help instruct every motion the senseis provided.
Like younger Johnny, older version of him also found this very endearing and headstrong, allowing him to feel safe and comfortable around you, knowing you could handle yourself in most situations.
Yes, being egocentric is very selfish or self-regarding, but it works in his world. In a world where John Kreese and Terry Silver reside in, hell, even Daniel Larusso.
However, catch Johnny on a bad day, and that’s his favorite topic to target:
“You always so damn full of yourself?”
“Only when it means warding off self-centered pricks like you. You have stereotypes written all over your forehead!”
“You’re one to talk!”
“Like you have much to say in defense?”
In light of the topic, you’re both egocentric but don’t like to admit it (much to our dismay)
Besides your personalities constantly crashing, they also mesh well, having similar attributes that make you work.
ESPECIALLY when it comes to going head-to-head with Kreese and Silver. 
Johnny loves to step back and watch you fire on them, knowing that in the end, you’re seeking comfort for yourself of all things. You don’t let them corrupt you, which keeps making them come back, but Johnny knows where you stand. 
You’re loyal, and he couldn’t ask for anything better than a Bad Bitch like you.
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cobrakatharsis · 2 years
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gjdraws · 2 years
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Late entry for the @allvalley100 challenge of Eavesdropping across time in the og cobra kai dojo
Bonus coda which I was too lazy to colour:
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also that number is miyagi's, lets pretend daniel has the calls routed ok. and since people asked, bb daniel and johnny can only hear each other across 1985 and 2021
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therottingwriter · 10 months
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Cobra Kai x ATLA
What kind of bender each chacter would be
(In my Opinion)
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Miguel Diaz - Fire bender
I don't have a particular reason other than vibes but I don't exactly think that's a bad indicator
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Robby Keene - Earth bender
His physical build and ability to stand his ground makes it fairly easy to coin him as an earth bender
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Sam Larusso - Non-bender(hear me out)
I can't see her as any specific type of bender I was torn mostly between air and earth, I see Amanda as an earth bender and Daniel as an airbender but I just don't see Sam as a bender
(She's definitely a chi blocker though)
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Tory Nichols - Fire bender
Same reason as Miguel: Vibes
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Eli Moskowists/Hawk - Earth Bender
Simply put, his personality and fighting style(mostly his fighting style) are easy ways to label him as an earth bender. Bro's got those earth bender vibes.
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Demetri Alexopoulos - Fire bender(Hear me out)
He's intelligent and quick-witted and he has many qualities that could make him believable as a fire bender. Simply put, I'm going with the vibes again.
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Anthony Larusso - Earth bender
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Kenny Payne - Fire bender
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If you want to know my opinion on other characters feel free to ask a few that I don't feel like finding pictures for:
Daniel Larusso - Air Bender(Obviously)
Jonny Lawrence - Firebender(Again, obviously)
Amanda Larusso - Earth bender
Terry Silver - Water bender
John Kreese - Non-bender
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yopigeonflyerjo · 1 year
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Yandere Terry Silver headcanons
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Terry Silver notices you.
Whoever you are, cousin, sister, Hawks friend or Samantha, he notices you immediately. That's unusual to catch an eye without any effort. There is something in you that just engages him. 
To be clear, there is a big age gap between you two, but he doesn’t care at all (in contrary to other people).
Terry is kind of obsessive, manipulative and possessive. He can be defined as „gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss,”.
He would obviously try to make the best impression on you, with it being quite easy for master of lies™ himself. Mr Silver (as you called him at the very beginning) can spend hours talking with you. After maybe a month he is your best friend. I don’t blame you, this man can be very persuasive. 
When you start calling him Terry, he starts to overwhelm you, step by step.
In the beginning, you would never think about getting involved with someone that older. You treat him like a really close friend, someone who gives you really great advice. (Put Daddy issues on headphones).
You never had an easy life, there were always some problems, but since he was near, they multiplied. You would never think how many of them Terry provoked. Mr Silver keeps you apart from your closest friends and family. It was only a matter of time when he was your only ally. You could always trust him, so who else do you need?
Terry wants you to be completely dependent on him. Terry has some kind of abandonment issues. 
Not so long time after becoming friends, you started to fall in love. Terry also changed his attitude toward you. He was playful, sometimes even flirty. You had big hopes for this relationship, but the time of the tournament was near. It means a recess from him (really busy), you have never felt so lonely.
After the tournament things started getting faster and faster. Only two days after that Terrence confessed what he felt. He knew that after his „little interventions”, you had no one around. After a really lonely month you were more vulnerable, so you didn’t even hesitate to immediately move to him. 
It was really easy to control every aspect of your life since you lived with him. Cameras around the house in almost every corner, you need to tell where you go, with who and even why. It was like a nightmare. That was the first time when you noticed how unhealthy this relationship is. 
But how can this be a nightmare? You get expensive gifts almost every day, you must barely do something around the house, and Terrence was so loving. Silver works much, his business and dojo take time. The evenings are reserved for you. You two neither lie together in bed, your head on his chest, watch a film nor spend time more actively (interpret it as you want).
Your job was the only thing that he didn’t affect. Obviously, Terrence many times offered you leaving work, but you wanted this one thing in your way. 
Don’t think he's the „big bad mob” all the time, there are some rare moments when he's the one that desperately needs comfort. In those moments he is the man you loved.
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msfbgraves · 11 months
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What mental health issues do you think Terry has? Not to trivialize/make fun of people with actual issues. I’m just curious. So many people say he’s a psychopath. I’ve also heard people say he is Bipolar, a Narcissist. Even has Anti-social Personality Disorder, depression.
Nonnie, I am not a psychiatrist, and as such unqualified to diagnose anyone. I'm a historian.
Now, historians are pretty good at saying: "In these circumstances, people are likely to do X, because that's what they have done the last 20 times this happened."
Terry is part Jewish it seems, going by Cobra Kai, and given his age, his parents will have been through WW II. Which means there is colossal trauma there, especially for the Jewish parent. Given his last name, Silver, a likely anglicised version of "Silber" which you can find in many traditionally Jewish surnames, his father is the most likely candidate.
Terry's family is wealthy, yet Terry served in Vietnam. That is weird. Especially since he would have likely been headed to college and exempt from the draft. Why then did he enlist? When his father is Jewish and lived through WWII, and he did not flee Hitler (probably not because 1938-1968 is often too short a time to establish the connections you need to build not only a business but the kind of business empire that would be hung up on legacy, another one of Terry's fixations) then it's likely that his father served in the US Army. And where? Well, Terry is obsessed with Asia, not Europe, and hates the Japanese enough to be very crudely racist to Mr. Miyagi, so my guess is the Pacific. Dad served in Asia, he'll serve in Asia. Only that his Dad would have been thought a war hero, and he, a 'Nam vet, a morally corrupt loser.
The whole Cobra Kai "No Mercy" schtick could have been not so much a Vietnam thing but a second generation WWII trauma because of a too close encounter with the Japanese imperial Army and their attitude to POW's. No mercy indeed. Yes maybe Terry got it from Captain Turner, but that doesn't negate this theory. Maybe Turner served in the Pacific too. Note that what he teaches is Korean. The Koreans also suffered terribly under the Japanese invasion of their country.
Oh, and to add to generational trauma. If Terry's mother is not Jewish, that would not help because Jewish fathers who lived through WW II very often had issues with that, even when they themselves of course chose to marry gentile women, likely for protection from antisemitism. Notice again that his surname, if Jewish, has likely been anglicised.
Terry's nickname for Daniel, the constantly referenced "Danny boy", hints at Irish-American heritage on his mother's side. Very probably Catholic. And that, too, was not mainstream growing up in the 1950's. So Terry's a double outsider with a likely traumatised father, a desire to prove himself so great he enlisted at the end of a war that was already going badly, a war trauma all of his own with intrusive memories, a fondness for alcohol and drugs, which could be self-medication, he's also likely into boys and, later in life, he feels that he needs to hide behind a façade, again likely because of an intense fear of persecution. I mean he devises his own philosophy on how to, as quickly as possible, incapacitate enemies. "Strike first", if fighting is inevitable, right? And it is, in his worldview.
Also he gets off on causing people pain, either himself or by proxy. He wants people to experience fear and pain, maybe in a perverse desire to connect. War vets, be it WWI or later, often talk about an intense disconnect to people who have not been through crippling pain and fear. So if he wants to get close to people, he needs to make sure they can relate to him, yeah? How does he do that? By inflicting pain and fear. On Daniel. On his Cobra Kai 'children'.
And that, I think, is What Is Wrong with Terry Silver.
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faceyourfear · 2 years
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Little rich boy
Not many knew it but Terry grew up in a filthy New York neighborhood after being born with a silver spoon in his mouth. His Mother left his Father when he was eight. Too much alcohol, too many women, too many fights, too many slaps.
No more swimming pools, horses, expensive toys. 
Just a small boy who knew too much.
Mom died when he was seventeen. He spent the money he had for her funeral. He never thought to look for his dad and he enlisted, angry his mother left him all alone. 
His Father found him after the War. 
Inspired by @allvalley100 prompt ‘silver spoon”.
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reveseke · 1 year
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The dumb fuck that i am, here's a hybrid au thoughts and headcanons for everybody who may find it interesting.
The ✨ Dragon hybrid! Terry Silver ✨ headcanons.
The content — Few notions to the first appearance of terry silver from cobra Kai ~ | Just dating fluff | how he would be as a dragon hybrid | small mention of torture | war flashbacks | he him beloved mentioned | also one note of suggestive act mentioned
DNI - Fudanashis/fujodashis, women & fem-aligned, profic/proship, anti - LGBTQ+ folk & exclusionists, anti-antis, Necro- Zoo- Pedophiles + (NO)Maps(and other terms), basic DNI criteria, kink/nude/nsfw/sh/vent/pro-ana/ed/18+ blogs
Like literally in a way imo the man resembles a fucking dragon. Esp after seeing few fictions about the man with a male beloved and a goth male imagine of him lol . Iykyk what I'm talking about then you know. The way everybody describes him rather possessive i really love to think if he was a hybrid he'd be a dragon. This idea has been circling around my brain for a while and I'm not going to let it go that easily lmao ! ( Also kinda inspired by that one episode of Spike and Rarity when it comes to family/dating headcanons belows lmao not going to elaborated at all )
— Thinking about how Silver would be a runt looking at the other dragon hybrids
— being smaller than original dragon hybrids, resembling more of a human to their standard.
— earning the nickname Twig for lacking muscle and power even if hybrid!
— having small wings at start, them either growing after years to somewhat resemble dragon hybrids wings or still staying small. Haha. Teenage sized wings. ( I'd think that of an Andean condor wing span of 10 foot. )
— seeing him missing scales around certain points in his wings that never grew back bc of being plucked by force for money and value by the Vietnam soldiers during the capture scenes.
— having his wings being poked through with enough force to rip the leather/skin of the inner wings and leaving him unable to fly even if they grew enough to support his body weight. ( Imo Most modern dragon hybrids can't fly today unlike in the ancient times. )
— or bc they wanted to torture him or see what he would possible do bc they had never seen or hardly had seen a dragon hybrid within military ranks.
— Also having his wings tied behind his back separately or with his hands. Bending them and/or at least making them sore as fuck.
— Leaving him rather disabled to a dragon hybrids standard if they were broken and healed incorrectly or being bend too much due to the restrains and now it's painful enough for him not to use them ( I'd think the wings are one of the most important things to dragon hybrids. Also while the wings are sturdy the bones are still hollow and snap easy if enough force should be applied )
— not to forget the horns, he would most likely be missing ones both or half of one. I'd see them being bone white or possibly some kind of dark color.
— The horns would absolutely be bejewelled in some way or form and seem so fucking glamorous that it would make anybody jealouse !
— also medical Headcanon that the skin of his wings and horns is sensitive and easily itching. He has a special balm to relieve it.
+ I actually think he would look a little more youthful than he is in the actual show since dragon hybrids age few years differently.
— uhh his tail is pretty much the size it should be. Most likely ranging from pretty whites to darker color.
— He also has spines lining his back and most likely his forearms as well not to forget the scales that break through the skin in random patches very lightly.
Brief family/dating headcanons ( he him used to refer to the beloved ) tw. Slightly suggestive hint?
— spoiling absolutely spoiling with love and money. I'd think part of his love language is gifting and spoiling. May as well be some kind of service to the beloved.
— Terry doesn't mind a slight age gap between him and his beloved if it's consider in a romantic sense.
— so much adoring the beloved, and making it very known to him.
— just hugs and cuddles with him possessively wrapping his wings around the beloved so if he escapes his arms he can't actually leave the hug completely.
— Thinking about how he'd keep the beloved as long as possible with him when it comes to sleeping or laying in bed in general at lazy days where he doesn't have to be anywhere. If he has to be somewhere he stays as long as he can just hugging the beloved in the bed and leaving after then.
— the man would absolutely be warm but have cool skin to the touch over the scale patches or scales in general.
— if he's cool enough with the beloved he may just ask him to help with applying the balm on his wings and even to his horns.
— generally sensitive horns, spines and wings btw, touch them and you'll have him satisfied and get a lil handsy bc it lowkey feels good. But beware he may snatch the beloved hands if he doesn't like it.
— also own headcanon on dragons but dragon hybrids can purr. Do what you will with this information.
— personal Headcanon of him being open to and actually adopting a kid. Doesn't matter if it's a hybrid or human kid lol if talking about hybrid au .
— he'd be absolutely interested in spoiling them and making it known that he loves the kid dearly and that they're safe with him in general.
— if somebody messes with the kid or beloved he'll be doing something about it. even if they wouldn't outright tell him, he'll be more in tune with one's emotions than they realise and be aware of the mood swing. Lightly coaching them to talk about it so he can help.
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ziltoidcoffee · 2 years
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Jealous Terry is indeed a concept, but! How about jealous Daniel? He'd probably feel insecure sometimes about not coming from money like Terry does, maybe worries that Terry will get bored with him. Every time he sees some debutante try to flirt with Terry at a party, he sees red just a little bit and has to remind everyone there that Terry belongs to him as much as he belongs to Terry.
(Anon, I love jealous Daniel too. It’s essentially canon! Remember when Ali said he was jealous? LMFAO Her loss! I love this idea and came up with something below. Imagined this a few years after KK3. Hope you enjoy it!)
Daniel hates these corporate parties.
From the extravagant decor to the top-quality horderves and champagne, everything is generally tolerable, sometimes even enjoyable. Or it would be if it weren’t for Terry’s determination to entertain and satisfy every single guest. 
Daniel knows he shouldn’t protest. As CEO of Dynatox, Terry is the face of his company. They’re only able to live a life of luxury due to his years of hard work. But Daniel wouldn’t care if Terry went bankrupt tomorrow. He’s not with the older man for his money. Terry has many charming qualities, and Daniel didn’t even know Terry was rich until he was already in love with him. So it shouldn’t be surprising that Daniel isn’t the only one enamored by him.
But it doesn’t make watching every woman at the party practically throw themselves at Terry all night any easier. They’re all hoping for a chance to become Mrs. Silver, and since Daniel’s only attending as Terry's close friend and student, these women have no idea that post is already taken. Daniel understands Terry’s hesitancy to tell anyone. Even though it’s the ‘80s, certain people are still uncomfortable with the idea of two men dating. Plus, Daniel doesn’t really want that attention. Though he would love throwing his drink in their faces instead of watching them across the hall while he works on his second glass of the night. 
Daniel can only take this for so long. He reaches for another drink when his gaze catches on Terry speaking with a female employee he recognizes as the receptionist. She laughs at something he says and runs her fingers down his arm, fluttering her eyes at him. Terry smiles back at her and doesn’t remove her hand. That’s all Daniel can handle tonight.
His feet are moving almost of their own accord, striding across the banquet hall to approach the woman from behind. Terry meets his eyes briefly before Daniel taps her shoulder, and she spins around instantly to gape at him. “Excuse me,” Daniel says through gritted teeth, and he can see Terry smirking in his peripheral vision. “I don’t mean to interrupt. But I need to speak with Terry.”
She pushes her hair off her shoulder and scoffs. “We’re in the middle of—”
“It’s fine, Elizabeth,” Terry interrupts, gripping her shoulder, and he’s smiling when she looks back at him. “It must be important.”
“It is,” Daniel growls, his hands clenching at his sides. 
Elizabeth nods at them. “Well, don’t be too long, Mr. Silver,” she says then takes a swig of her champagne.
Terry says nothing, and Daniel wants to punch them both in the face. But instead, he grabs his boyfriend by the wrist in a bruising grip and ushers him into the hallway, ignoring the staring party goers. When they reach the end of the hall near the coat room, he does a double-take to make sure no one is around and turns back to push Terry against the wall. 
Despite his superior strength, Terry lets him and grins while Daniel frowns. “What’s wrong, Danny?” he asks in faux innocence.
Daniel crowds him against the wall, shoulders tense in frustration. “That girl—she kept touching you,” he hisses, poking him in the chest. “And you just let her! You've been letting them all night!”
His boyfriend’s smile goes wider. “Oh, Danny,” he drawls in the back of his throat. “They're nothing to me. You know that.” His hand lifts to grab him by the jaw, and Daniel jerks his face away, still angry with him. 
“I can’t stand it,” he whispers, refusing to meet his eyes. His own are burning at the corners, vision starting to go hazy. "I hate watching them all over you and not being able to do anything about it."
“Daniel,” Terry snaps, taking Daniel’s chin between his fingers. He squeezes and turns his head to force their eyes to meet. Unlike his earlier amused expression, his lips are turned down in a serious frown. “Do you want me to tell them?” he asks.
At first, Daniel says nothing, trying to decide what Terry means. Then the weight of his question hits him, and he has to swallow while he fights his way towards coherence. When he drags his voice free from his chest, his words are raw and raspy. “Yes,” he says. “I want them to know you’re mine.”
Terry’s eyebrows go up. “Are you certain, sweetheart?” he asks, and his fingers release his jaw to brace the back of Daniel’s head. “That may come with some unwanted attention.”
Daniel's hand comes up to clutch at the front of Terry’s tux, pulling at the fabric to bring him closer until they’re only inches apart. “I don’t care,” he declares. “They should know you belong to me."
Then he tilts his head up and cants forward to crush their mouths together. 
Terry doesn’t even flinch and smiles into the kiss. When they return to the banquet hall after a long makeout session, Daniel enters holding his hand, and Terry introduces him to a group of girls, asking, “Have you met my boyfriend Daniel yet?”
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gemini-sensei · 1 year
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Do you also write about Kresse or Silver?
Not at the moment. I might do Kreese at some point, but I don't know about Silver.
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A weirdly specific headcanon, but I feel like Terry would dig Kate Bush’s music. He just has the vibes.
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Pt III good omens but i STILL SOMEHOW haven't watched it (and i'm increasingly passive aggressive)
i'm now basically held hostage adopted as mascot by this fandom. it's fine i'm fine *SIGNALS FOR HELP DESPERATELY*
Alright fuckers I swear this time I'm going to get some shit right. Without further ado, here's my third attempt at a good omens summary:
Everything everywhere is queer all at once
Angel Aziraphale and demon Crowley on earth likey each other
The car is a bentley and it is BLACK not silver and everyone is very upset about this. my bad yall it was reflecting light therefore i guessed more silver than black but I'm not Anish Kapoor take your black.
Then it is yellow, and aziraphale likes it. crowley preferred the black because he's a flamboyant emo.
God is a deadbeat absentee parent and you are all children of divorce.
There's a naked archangel and they cause problems for the husbands somehow. By being naked? By being an archangel? By being at their doorstep? Who knows not me
They were actually married for 6000 years, they just are the last to know about it.
Crowley is on fire. Like, he's slaying for sure, but also he is literally on fire, like Aziraphale's bookstore.
The actors like I said before are Michael Sheen and David Tennant but this is the place where I finally admit that I don't actually know who is whom. I'm going to assume Michael is Aziraphale because Michael sounds angel-y and David is Crowley because uh Michaelangelo made David and was gay for him.
Terry Pratchett is not fictional.
He co-wrote the book with @neil-gaiman, who IS fictional, because he does not have social media. Several of you have assured me that he is in fact a fandom inside joke. I like to think he would be proud of me.
They adopt a preteen and Crowley gives him bad advice.
At some point a baby was delivered to someone and was exchanged for the son of Satan. Idk if the baby is the preteen, or the son of satan is the preteen, or neither. This could be a fanfic, I have no way of differentiating the fanfic from canon on tumblr, except that the canon is weirder.
Crowley does not go down a chute. He goes down a telephone cord after making himself microscopic to pole dance on a pin with shroom-induced backgrounds.
During this his stage name is Disco Tony. Get it king go slay you're making better life choices than I am tbh.
Aziraphale is a biblically accurate angel, and you have all gone to extensive lengths to prove this to me. I understood nothing, but there you go.
It's all very queer, just like the fandom.
Crowley is a retired demon but he still sins by breaking the speed limit.
They eat at fancy restaurants and bicker but like in a sexual undercurrent way.
Crowley gives Aziraphale a private dance that is not a lap dance, it is an apology dance, but not in a kinky way, until it is.
Their haircuts keep changing and range from 'this is acceptable and gay' to 'i let a drunk chimpanzee take gardening shears and a blowtorch to my hair'
It's all ineffably queer my good fellows
Everyone keeps trying to convince me Neil Gaiman is the villain yeah no guys I know it's really you. Y'all be like 'SEASON TWO BROKE ME' and then you're making headcanons to make it sadder yeah I see you mmhm.
There is a final fifteen. It is sad. What is it? No one told me.
The demon turns goats into crows and the angel turns them back and then children are turned into newts (does the angel turn them back? who cares not yall) and the demon was the snake in the Eden garden and everyone's furry game seems to be on point.
There are a rather lot of children. I have not seen them. But I am assured they are there. They are, guys. I assume they were turned into the alcohol Aziraphale and Crowley drink or something.
There was an apocalypse plotline. It was averted. It is not important. You don't talk about plotlines in this fandom, no sir.
Crowley doesn't want to go to heaven. Aziraphale is sad.
The kiss is not nice, just like this fandom. It is queer, just like this fandom. It is sad and desperate and masochistic, just like this fandom.
Aziraphale doesn't want to stay back with Crowley. Crowley is sad.
Season 2 ends. Fandom is sad.
Everyone's sanity is hinging on the promise of a happy ending in season 3. Good luck guys.
Y'all better appreciate this. I can't even boast to my mother about this legacy of mine, hey mum your son has been held hostage kidnapped inducted into a cult adopted by a fandom he's not part of look he's winning at life.
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suzloo · 11 months
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Hello, hope you're having a good day/night
I was wondering what you're personal headcannons are for Bruce Wayne?
(and wondering if you'd write anything for the Call of Duty modern warfare characters?)
Bruce Wayne Headcanons:
- In my eyes, he's an omega because despite what others would think, he has more traits of an omega than an alpha.
- Despite being on scent blockers and heat suppressants because he wants no one to know his secondary gender, most people assume that he's an Alpha, even those on the Justice League who don't know his secondary gender.
- He has constant puppy fever. Whenever he sees a sad pup on the streets, he has the intense need to bring them in. As he gets older, Alfred has to stop him because it gets out of control. It's mostly due to him losing his parents. If Alfred won't let him adopt said pup, then he'll put them through one of his many organizations to help wayward pups without parents, paying for their schooling and meals.
- At first, the puppy fever was brought on because of his parents dying. It got worse when Dick left when he was older, which is why he took on Jason. Then it got to catastrophic levels once Jason died and he literally had to have a pup around him so that he didn't succumb to omega devastation.
- He was the one who gave birth to Damien. He was under the affect of a heat inducing drug and thalia was conveniently the only Alpha nearby. He didn't hate being pregnant as much as he thought he would and actually considered it a 9 month vacation while Dick took over. After that, his puppy fever was severe. Like he genuinely doesn't mind being pregnant again but theres only so many times Batman can "mysteriously disappear" for 9 months. Although Gotham citizens are kinda dumb so he might be able to get away with it.
- His nest consists of mostly clothes that still have his kids "puppy smell" on them.
- Loves it when his kids lay in his nest with him, even if they're not pups anymore. It just brings him comfort to have them close to him.
- The older he gets, when his heats are far and few in between, his puppy fever gets stronger. If you've ever seen That 70s Show where Kitty was going through menopause, he's like that. Constantly staring at babies, constantly looking at baby things, reminiscing about when his pups were younger, it's just "baby baby baby, must be pupped, want pups." On the brain constantly. Alfred has to reel him in and remind him that he already has 8 pups, 9 if Terry Silver pops up.
- Speaking of Terry, Bruce would be devastated to find out he has a pup, who's, well, not really a pup anymore, that he didn't get to raise.
- Went through severe devastation when Dick left and it nearly killed him when Jason died. Losing a pup is the worst pain any omega can feel.
- Adopting Tim got him out of that devastation. It might have looked like he was "replacing" Jason but it was for the betterment of his health, he would have succumb to his devastation if he didn't.
- Has only been pregnant once but he still lactates, even before his pregnancy. Dr Leslie thinks that it's just his body's abnormal way of responding to his puppy fever, even if his pups are way too old to nurse or if they're not even pups anymore.
(Also, yes I'll write for the COD Men)
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