Hanahaki Disease (花吐き病): a disease where the victim coughs up flower petals if they suffer from unrequited love.
I’m making a follow up I swear, I just had to. Hibiscus = gentle in Hanakatoba and Gai = GENTLE and please you know Kakashi is too stupid to confess and solve all his problems bc he’s a constipated fool and I have plans for that race bouquet okay
naruto
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ok ok... listen. john kreese. my misunderstood princess who did all of that but i love him. ya gotta do john kreese (vqt)
AFTER THIS ONE IM GOING TO BED BUT JUSTTHIS ONE BC ITS KREESE AND ITS YOU
He's deranged, he's smart, he's kind to young girls, he's a bastard to young boys he's fatherless he's got a million different kids that he manipulates (affectionate)
nobody loves him terry silver loves him (that doesn't count)
he doesn't give terry time of day
He's a tragic greek hero he's an american fascist
he fakes his own death TWO ENTIRE TIMES FOR NO REASON AT ALL
carries severe main character syndrome even got a bootleg movie version of his own character (i can and will insert shootfighting references its my blog i can do what i want)
John Kreese, he's the people's beloved misunderstood princess in a cruel world
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LUCKY fUCKIN DAY
Sick Boy is all of us when we want to be cool, be right, be smarter than our peers, cleverer, sexier than everyone
and it works until it doesn't
Sick Boy heralds the dark turn in the film, he's the coolest but he also falls the hardest (HECKIN LARGE AMOUNT of triggers unless you're like me and go into films abso-fkn-blind).
Haven't seen T2 yet but having a guess at what a cool boy with an imagined future might become if it works out like it will and not like what was imagined
90s (blind) dreaming meets 20 years later. he remains dead sexy
peroxide blond and ALL
I'm intrigued...who is Sick Boy?
SICK BOY!!!!
@le-red-queen I'M BEING ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT SICK BOY WHAT A GREAT DAY!!!!!!!!!!
sick boy is a useless silly little criminal baby boy punk who's addicted to heroin
he's one of the ensemble of the movie trainspotting which i would recommend with a whooole bunch of content warnings if you have triggers or squicks
it's an iconic movie based on an iconic book, about a group of scottish addicts who rail at the nature of the world around them and the hypocrisy of 90s capitalism (ohhh sweet summer children), but also double-cross each other, have anger issues, drag each other down, and fuck up their own lives in various ways -- the score is also a work of art!
sick boy's character in this story is someone who pretends to be generally unaffected by the life they're in, obsessed with james bond, and on the whole the somewhat shallow it-girl of the team, if you will, but there are a lot of strong clues in the first film that suggest that he feels far more than he lets on, and he goes through his own personal tragedy in the movie as well
but yeah he's kind of head-empty bimbo too
in the sequel, x amount of years later, the writing decided to focus more on him and his dynamic with the lead character, renton (played by ewan mcgregor), and where their lives have ended up now they're no longer youths who can push away the accountability for their own lives and the world around them. it leans more heavily on them having a lot of homoerotic tension, and having had A Past in which they were best friends and how becoming addicts gradually pulled them from one another, but maybe they'll find their way back again who knows, which is a little different from the first movie in which the outlook is generally quite bleak (they're both quite bleak, but the first one is by far the more tragedy-based narrative)
all grown up sick boy, still a bimbo
the other two leads of this dynamic are begbie and spud, and they do have large parts to play in both of the stories as well. fun links, begbie is played by richard carlyle who's in plunkett & macleane with JLM and he's been very opening about playing the former of these roles as a closeted gay man... the latter is my own imagination, but i see you mr richard carlyle
but yeah. trainspotting. amazing movie. unfortunately all your brother's edgy friends are into it too, it's kind of one of those "if your boyfriend's favourite films are american psycho, fight club, the matrix, and trainspotting, run" movies, but you know. don't hold that against it 😂
the sequel: a bit self-indulgent, but I'm the person being indulged and it's genuinely fun seeing these actors who've remained close throughout all these years return to some of their career-making roles, and explore a little more of the book lore + look, i read too much into it maybe, but both ewan mcgregor and JLM are recovering alcoholics, and seeing them as middle-aged men playing the parts of recovering addicts, it's... good. i think this movie is good, in a very different way to the first one. renton and sick boy do not make out, but there's a character who says they're definitely in love and ought to fuck, and she's so right for that
in conclusion:
highly recommend it
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Elementary peeps for bingo
HOHO I just got done w JLM now it's Watsons turn
JOAN WATSON
She's as deranged as he is, just less visibly so. Sherlock Holmes: will cut a bitch but so will she
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ALRIGHT IT'S JLM TIME FOR THE CHARACTER BINGO
sherlock holmes
jamie macleane
sick boy
the creature
(wow i wonder who sent this)
SHERLOCK
I was going to write put him in situations in free space but I think AAAAHHHH captures it better. I'd say peak JLM but that man hasn't reached his yet
SWEET JAMIE MACLEANE
interestingly enough, an acquired blorbo but look the whole film said PUT JAMIE MACLEANE IN SITUATIONS who am I to argue. Free space has been left blank to spare your eyeballs, please have this (rare) unencumbered Macleane.
SICK BOY
you don't understand for the longest time I wanted to be sick boy he was cool and now im older and I'm like he's cool but he's also so stupid and I love him. also his sense of style is deranged and I'm 🤝 Simon Williamson
THE CREATURE
I would say more but I'm FUCKING DEPRESSED ABOUT THE CREATURE
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jojos 3-6 for character bingo? 🥺👉👈
JOOOOOOTAROOOOOO
my pathetic son (steadily making note of trauma ridden blorbos and sweating)
they let me have him for three whole jojos and then...... 😭
JOSUKE
ironically more here for Okuyasu than Josuke (scribbles on hand: isn't pathetic enough). Most well adjusted Jojo by far
GIORNO
pioneer of the boob window, can be a vampire if you squint hard enough (I AM), absolutely ruthless and also a cu[this is a bad word]. TERRIFIC STUFF. I have a comic about him which is solidly canon, as you may know. Very sexy, fandom was so idiotic at that point I bailed rip
JOLYNE
Unfortunately anon Stone Ocean does my og son VERY DIRTY and I still carry trauma from them deciding the Joot was a deadbeat dad AS IF
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character bingo: arthur pendragon (bbc style)!
THE ONE
the ONLY
Arfur Pendragin
I can and did cry at the finale. Tho will shout that the finale gave soooo many rock solid AUs. Especial shout out to the Robin Hood AU which forever remains close to my heart
what a fukin guy *slaps so much trauma onto him*
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