Teachers Assistant
WARNINGS : this book will contain smut, swearing, age gap (21 and 34), angst, teacher student relationship.
Pairing: Professor!Matty x Fem student! reader
Notes : The teachers assistant imagines are my most popular and most requested so i thought it would be best to make it a series! hope you enjoy!
Summary : You’re a senior in college just hoping to get through the year with no hiccups , but the universe has others plans when you put in Professor Healys class. When you unexpectedly volunteer yourself to be his T.A. you find your relationship with him becoming more than professional…
Prologue
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
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It's almost time to go back to my full-time TA job, and I'll miss being in the pharmacy so much 'cause I do like it.
Also if a customer ever like, hit me or threw something at me, the pharmacy manager would call the cops and the other full time pharmacist would go absolutely feral on their asses and then call the cops.
At school the principle will ask what I did that escalated the child to that point, then suggest that maybe I should get better at dodging. So.
On the other hand... I do love my kiddos.
Especially the one who called me a "frickin' ignorant jellyfish" last year while we were working on curbing her habit of cussing. Best thing anyone's ever called me as an insult. I want it on a t-shirt.
So it's a mixed bag, the end of August. Here's hoping I can get through all of September without anyone drawing blood!
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Teachers/Teachers assistants please read!
I'm starting work as a teaching assistant at a small school soon, along with starting paralegal classes, and was wondering what kind of supplies I should buy. I have the basics like writing utensils, a hole punch, binders, and notebooks, but is there anything else I should be buying?
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One of the funniest/dumbest literal thinking autism moments of my childhood happened when I was in 2nd grade. I was going to a new school so I was made to do a bunch of assessments to see where I placed in different subjects. I was most excited for the reading one cuz at my old school I was the best reader in my class, and I wanted to show off.
The lady testing me hands me this little short story and asks me to read it aloud.
And for some reason that I still don't understand to this day, a bunch of the words randomly had like lines or dots above the vowels. Which idk seems like an unnecessary and confusing thing to include when testing a 7 year old. Like you're gaslighting them into thinking theres extra letters in the alphabet. So obvi I ask what the symbols mean cuz I've never seen them in this context. She sorta brushes me off and says, word for word, "those mean you just say the letters name"
What she undoubtedly meant was: "on those words, the letter highlighted will sound like what its called. O with the line sounds O and not uh or ew or whatever"
What I understood was "Just Say the Letters Name"
So anyways i proceeded to read the story aloud, stopping suddenly every other word to pause cuz I wasnt supposed to say bow i was supposed to say o. I know for a fact at one point I just said a word and then stopped and repeated the sentence with just the letter so she HAD to've known I'd misunderstood her. But she said absolutely nothing. I remember walking outta there feeling like a complete idiot, and feeling so embarrassed when later they told my mom my reading skills were an entire grade behind where I should've been. But also looking back at it like wtf how could theyve possibly gotten an accurate understanding of my reading ability under those conditions.
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The sweater says "collects comic books" and the face says "collects phone numbers"
The Guardian Weekend (2006)
Transcript:
Hi, I'm David-in-my-pants," says the very boyish, handsome 34-year-old striding towards me, arm extended, wearing, as promised, his underpants. Perhaps the train journey from London to Cardiff was worth it after all.
"I just don't have the courage of my convictions about my fashion decisions-I think I need some guidance there," he adds in his charming Scottish accent, his eyes all characteristically puppyish and pleading. Yes, the trip is definitely worth it so far.
This fashion insecurity is a bit surprising, though, seeing as it comes from David Tennant, the tenth and latest Dr Who (he's in Cardiff filming the newseries) and, according to the Pink Paper, "the sexiest man in the universe" (Tennant claimed, sweetly, that he was "somewhat surprised" by that accolade.)
When playing the title role in the BBC's widely acclaimed Casanova, Tennant wore flouncy blouses with aplomb; and his outfit for Dr Who English tweeds paired with scruffy Converse - has already received plaudits from the fashion press. "It's not a million miles from what I usually wear," he says, "so I now have to be careful if people see me out and about looking too much like Dr. Who, that would be pretty naff."
The Converse were inspired by Tennant himself - he's been devoted to the brand for more than 20 years - so when I tell him that David Cameron wears them, too, he reels back into the sofa, aghast "No!" he whispers. "You`ve just ruined them for me.
He insists that becoming a recognised face has not changed his style, but has made him more conscious that he shouldn't wear something more than once because people comment on it. This, naturally, means constant wardrobe updates, which rather goes against a Presbyterian upbringing "that would never permit any conspicuous consumption."
Tennant's teenage years were a swamp of fashion mistakes, he says, citing in particular a pink jumper that we wore for years until someone told him that it was, well, terrible. And at 15 he sported a paisley shirt, skinny tie and cropped jacket combo that "properly expressed myself" - unfortunately, his tracksuit-wearing peers disagreed and punched him in the face. "Yeah, that didn't work out too well."
He is, he says repeatedly, not a shopper. "I do that typical male thing of finding one thing and doing it to death, like Paul Smith suits." He recently discovered H&M, he adds, enunciating each of the letters carefully, as if tentatively speaking in a new language. "Plain T-shirts for only a tuppence."
Yet despite all of this he seems at ease during the shoot. He particularly likes a tan jumper, which prompts him to stroke his hands over his chest in a most distracting manner. "I love this - what is it?"
Burberry, comes the answer.
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I recently started working as a art teacher assistant with kids from the 1st grade to 5th and gen alpha can be hilarious
I put on Minecraft ambient music as a background for my 1st graders to draw to and I heard a kid swear up and down that Herobrine exists in real life and that NASA has him held hostage for some reason, like he swears he has photo evidence and his friends were all genuinely believing him while I was fighting for my life trying not to laugh
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Saiyan x TA Fuyumi: Well, she is a Hero like Endeavor wanted. She has a license and everything. It's not her fault her job at UA is taking up so much of her time.
Well then
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