You cannot tell me that the ARF Troopers aren’t insane- you just can’t.
You don’t just CHARGE INTO THE ENEMY while riding a walking laser cannon or try to throw hands with a Commando Droid that just knocked your buddy into the air with a SINLGE PUNCH and then grabbed them mid-air to throw them into the ground like a empty bottle of water without being totally insane
someone had to teach the clones sex ed and our options are aliens, space monks, and some bounty hunters who were game to cut ties with friends and family for 10 years with no explanation (excellent at healthy relationships)
This is literally the 212th and Obi-Wan (if you're wondering Cody is the dad, but they don't pester him as much cause he can say no to their tooka eyes)
"Cody fulfilling his long held dream of forcing his general to take care of himself at gun point" is such a wildly funny fic concept to me and I feel like there should be more.
The GAR, to raise money, puts together a cheeky clone of the month calendar.
Best part? Different versions for different battalions and legions.
Can you imagine that notice going out asking for volunteers? Or, what if due to holonet popularity, some are voluntold to do it (they'd be too popular to leave out.)
Like Rex would be voluntold only to see Fives already there on his own volition strutting like a peacock. I can only imagine the silent judgment.