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The first person to know about Cody and Obi-Wan is Hondo because he can't find Obi-Wan's space tinder profile anymore.

general grievous suffers from middle child syndrome

Mandos who use stickers on their armor but in a ‘don’t tell mom I got a tattoo’ sorta way. Someone gets a bumper sticker on their ass armor that says dumptruck and ba’buir is so mad for no reason. ‘Check out my newest piece it’s scratch and sniff.’

no one recognizes my vision of putting clippy into the star wars universe

sobbing

She’s the senATE. Chancellor Pussyqueen.

No more questions

people really into gray jedi give socially liberal fiscally conservative energy

how much hush money did chancellor palpatine pay the guy who drycleaned his sith robes

Fun Star Wars fact! Gonky is a wanted criminal in twelve star systems.

star wars fulfils the film-going population’s most basic need - to see some little creatures

This is what i picture in my head every time anyone (canon, fans, me, etc.) calls the grand army of the republic the gar

finding out the clones were 10 years old at the start of the clone wars was so crazy to me. they couldn’t have been at the club. that’s probably why they were fighting a war instead

hunter is short so that it’s easier for him to sniff the ground