Duck vs horses, special edition

Saw a post by this person @goldenamaranthe-blog

Now you got it, lol.

shadow milk is such an intriguing character to me because so many things he shows us are a facade. we see him constantly belittling other cookies, calling them "fools" and "silly", yet he himself can't seem to count to four. we see him act lighthearted and jokey, only for wrath to emanate from him as he blasphemes this world's version of gods (his whole deal with the witches is something i'd very much like to go into). we watch his performances and his own interpretation of why he was sealed away, only for the witches to go further unmentioned as the story focuses on the "fool king" (clearly bearing no resemblance to elder faerie cookie, what are you guys on about smh, it's just a sad coincidence). we don't know his true intentions- he seems to have a lot of fun tormenting pure vanilla and apparently wants his soul jam back, but has made no move to take it, instead repeatedly stating that he wants to introduce pv to the other fallen heroes once they're released. he seems on the surface like a being of chaos, but we find out how much of a perfectionist he is through the white lily/dark enchantress puppets. he twists the narrative in his favour so much that he fails to see how someone might deviate from the script, he has no qualms about turning cookies into mindless puppets or even killing them (rip elder faerie), and yet he treats the group like more of an amusement than a threat. he's smart but arrogant, able to pick apart minds while still not yet strong enough to take over pure vanilla's, and he's incredibly proficient at identifying someone's weaknesses. there's so much about him that we don't know yet, and i'm getting more tempted to make a full cohesive analysis on him by the minute

Hello all. My name is void. I am the superior brother to @caviar.longboi

Some malicious being has made me in their image and I will come down on humanity. Good luck to all you humans.

The horses have been moving up in the world. A glorious day for all the crazy horse girls on Tumblr.

Being gay and taking over the world

I'm so gay, that doing crime isn't enough for me.

...

I NEED TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH MY GAYNESS.

EVERY CONTINENT, ALL SEVEN OF THEM, ALL OF THE COUNTRIES, THE SEVEN SEAS. EACH AND EVERY PIECE OF THE EARTH SURRENDERED TO MY GAYNESS.

Instead of "my Highness", it's " my gayness ".

Might as well steal the moon while I'm at it.

I'm sorry, but WHAT??? SUGA X NBA?????

Flipping through the pages of an old journal frantically until I come across a torn out page.

“Aha! Now if I just line it up…”

I hold up a torn piece of paper and place it into the book. It glows briefly and then becomes one whole page, revealing the image that I have spent years of my life to recover. I have gone to great lengths and faced many dangers, but it’s all worth it.

The image reveals four figures standing together, clearly ready to take on the world. Agents, prepared for any mission. Finally, I can summon them and take over the world.

I call upon them. The Penguins of Madagascar.

So I'm trying to write a short story/book about an evil queen and evil-ish private. Yes, they are magic. Yes, they are lesbians. Yes, they are both extremely selfish and powerful. Right now all I have written is the prequel but is this something anyone might want to read here?

Thought #32 of ?

Okay so, Toy Story changes the game for itself. Toys have a soul and are alive and their only purpose they have for themselves is to play with their owners. The weird unsaid rules being:

1. Don’t move in front of the owner.

2. Don’t talk to the owner.

3. Don’t let the owner know you’re alive.

Which makes sense, it does? Okay.

….

What about Furbies. Like, 1998 Furbies with the fluff skin. And nightmarish face mechanics. They can talk in front of children in “furbish” and gradually speak English, or whatever language native to where its owner is.

Furbies could have taken over the world in Toy Story, they had to have been banned from the pentagon for a reason-

I’M JUST SAYING-

and when you stop me from killing all of humanity who took away the people I loved yet you'd kill me if I killed yours, how different are you to the monster you claim that I am?

hmmmm what would my dungeons look like? what food would they get? would they be underground or above ground? maybe both? how should i section them? so many questions

In my family, we always end our calls with a stupid, drawn out "byeeeeeeee." I want this to persist to a point that our kids think it's normal and proliferate it throughout all their future social circles.

Side Quests BFG's

Unlike most college students, I knew exactly what I wanted to do with my life. I’ve always been bitter, and my life is all about taking over the world so I can spread bitterness throughout the world. I only went to college to figure out the best way to do that. Of course, college failed me. My best friend in college and I were big fans of Pinky and the Brain. If you remember, it was about two…

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Holmat Day 1 photos, I did not take many photos throughout the day, but I did take photos at the maid cafe. It was very yummy, the paper was my favorite part. Also my MOTHER shoved me in a bag all day, so rude. (@dreamlandcafe-blog)

I also went to the drag race hosted by @orianaperon (on insta) though I did not get any photos that day.

And finally the furby panel filled with my siblings, they are so beautiful, majestic, the most wonderful creatures on this planet. (It was hosted by @furbyay on insta who provided the siblings).

OUGH. LEO TELLING CHRIS HE'S NOT FAMILY. IM GONNA THROW UO