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spookyscarybookdragony · 2 years

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The horses have been moving up in the world. A glorious day for all the crazy horse girls on Tumblr.

#Horse #horses #equestrian #Tumblr #horseblr #moving up #crazy #horse girl #crazy horse girls #crazy horse girl #crazy horse people #taking over the world #evil plans #evil plots #evil laugh #MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA #crazy horses #evil horses

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 5 months

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The musical episode.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #jin guangyao #nie mingjue #Remember jin guangyao: If you do any treachery you will face the wrath of five horses.#When are the horses going to come into play? You'll see.#s2.ep8 had beautiful music... I listened to it on loop while drawing!#Good music to chill out to before you fly into a rage.#This episode really cements how JGY's mind works - It is a matter of long-term outcomes at the sake of nearly everything else.#Morals do not matter to him if the outcome is more favourable.#and at the center of it all - he has learned that the only person he can truly trust is himself.#In turn - the only person his actions benefit are himself.#He will do anything and everything it takes to reach a position of power - not just for the power. But because it means safety.#Because it was something he was denied and the idea of not having control in his life again is unforgivable.#'Happiness' isn't a goal. We are looking at someone still stuck at the bottom of Maslow's hierarchy of needs.#Everything and everyone is a piece in a game. Bonds and friendships are assets. People are dispensable.#He wants to climb for the sake of climbing. He wants praise and recognition because he feels it is deserved. It's all so hollow.#We could go deeper into his psyche on this.#But these are also tags under a comic in which 'evil penis music' is the punchline.

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 5 months

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horsie

#ethan winters #karl heisenberg #wintersberg #hi wintersberg nation been awhile #karl is so fun to draw i just never have any ideas #resident evil #resident evil fanart #rebhfun #resident evil village #resident evil 8 #re8 #centaur au #karl is a dutch draft horse #ethan is a white tail deer

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horseimagebarn · 7 months

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horses surrounding an incredibly large pile of red tomatoes the sky looks like it is dusk or dawn and the horses eyes glow with an unearthly light as tomato juice drips from their mouths this is a scene of animalistic consumption that reeks of the unnatural such a large quantity of tomatoes should not exist in nature

#horse #horses #horse pics #horseblr #horseposting #reaction pics #reaction image #reaction images #evil #cursed #indulgence #multiple horses #outdoors #neighhhh

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ivyppoison · 2 months

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THEY LIKE THE WAY I GRIND

pairings. cowboy!leon kennedy ⠀𝒙⠀ farmer’s granddaughter!fem!reader [ au ]

𐙚 warnings : slightly ooc leon ( bc he’s a southern boy in this fic obviously ), oblivious reader, suggestive content, derogatory language

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note. am i finally satisfied i managed to write this fic ?! yes, yes i am. this came to me in a dream so i decided to write a fic about it because why not. i have an obsession for southern boys and their silly goofy accents even tho their ancestors fought for slavery & i wouldn’t be here today :3 ── yours sincerely, maxine

The family barn was some sort of fever dream for you. You’d only visited once or twice, and every time you left, you promised yourself you wouldn’t come back to the outskirts of your grandparents' home town. However, one thing, one sole person kept you coming back.

A childhood friend, and possibly even a sweetheart who had you wrapped around his fingers ( those said fingers you wished were somewhere else ), your first kiss, your first time, the muse of your daydreams.

With his star studded boot, and dusted cowboy hat. Calloused hands and a whiskey-laced tongue.

Leon motherfucking Kennedy.

The soft, grassy and dewy smell of the countryside suffocated you as you stepped out of the farmhouse, making your way over to the barn where you could see Leon working.

You let your mind wander, your eyes flickering over his body, his bare arms flexing as he carried out his work, his blond strands falling into his face before he flicked it backwards.

Walking further towards him, you leaned against the fence with your legs crossed at the ankles, your nimble fingers playing with the rings that adorned your fingers as you waited for him to notice your presence.

A few moments passed before his blue eyes locked with yours, his gaze flickering up and down your body, lingering on the bare skin of your legs before meeting your stare once more.

“What are you doing out here all by yourself, pretty girl?” He asked, his Southern accent drawn out long, dropping the hay bale before dusting his hands and walking towards you.

“I came to see you of course,” you answered, your stomach softly fluttering at the close proximity of his body to yours. You could tell he was distracted by the clothes you decided to put on today: a pair of denim shorts and a flimsy blouse ( with a few buttons undone ).

“After thinking you abandoned me for that big city of yours, you finally came back, didn’t you darlin’?” He asked, his eyes staring you down as the corners of his lips twitched up into a smirk. “Did you come back to see your grandparents, or did you come back to see me?”

You held your bottom lip between your teeth as you searched your brain for an answer.

“I came back to surprise them, Leon,” you lied, letting out a small sigh escape your lips, as you watched him search you for the truth.

“So, you didn’t come back to see me?” He feigned disappointment, placing his hand on his chest as he placed his hand on the fence beside your head.

“Of course I did,” you whispered, your voice faltering slightly as you started dumbly at him.

The proximity of his body brought your mind into a trance rather than out as he closed the small distance between the two of you.

Leon’s eyes trailed down from yours to your lips as he leaned in slowly causing you to close your eyes. Before your lips met, however, he quickly pulled away, patting you lightly on the cheek as he watched you.

“A lot has changed since you last came,” he continued as if nothing had happened, his hands resting on his hips as he looked to the side. “I have something to show you.”

Your eyes lit up at this as your fingers played with the hem of your shorts, following him as he led you across the barn to where the horses were kept.

Leon let out a whistle, searching for a particular horse before reaching for your hand. He placed your hand on the animal, smiling as you did so.

“Guess her name,” he said, watching you with an intensive smile.

You raised your eyebrows as you thought of an answer, shaking your head once you gave up.

“Named this beauty after you,” he explained, his gaze flickering over the horse as he stroked its forehead.

Your expression turned into one of a smile as you felt extremely flattered.

“You named a horse after me?” You laughed, copying his actions.

“Gives me a reason to say your name,” he replied, “but now you’re back, I have more of a reason to say it, don’t I, pretty girl?”

“Maybe we’ll get you on her, and you can go for a ride,” he suggested, crossing his arms as he looked over at you.

“I don’t know how to ride horses, Leon,” you replied, drawing small patterns on its skin as you looked over at him.

“Why? I thought you were a natural after last time,” he replied, winking at you as you let out a sigh. “Maybe, later today, I could teach you how to ride. And I’m not talking about this darlin’ right here,” he added, whispering the last bit in your ear as he placed his thumbs in the belt holes of his jeans. “You could practise on something else.”

His eyes locked on something behind you as he started walking away.

“I’ll see you later, sweetheart. Remember my offer,” he said, facing you before turning around and leaving.

You seriously needed a drink.

For the rest of the evening, you spent it in the comfort of your bed, sipping on a beer you took from the fridge as your mind recalled every moment that happened with him.

A foreign sound brought your attention to your window, pebbles knocking at the glass, as you decided to open it and peer down.

There he was, the devil himself, still clad in his clothes from earlier, a small smile lacing his lips as he noticed your head poking through the window.

He managed to make his way up to your room, crawling through the gap in the window before making sure his hat was secured to his head.

“You came,” you hummed, a grin adorning your face as you watched him.

“I’m not going to be the only one ‘coming’ tonight,” he replied, a smug expression as he closed the gap between you.

Your heart pounded in your chest, knocking at the enclosure of your ribs, his hands holding you at your waist as he finally pressed his lips to yours.

Almost unconsciously, you wrapped your arms around his neck, pulling his head down as you deepened the kiss, a small gasp escaping your mouth as he bit lightly on your bottom lip.

Your hand trailed down to the hem of his jeans, your finger looped in his belt hole as you pulled him closer.

“Getting confident, ain’t we, sweetheart?” He asked, staring down at you before taking off his hat and placing it on your head. “You look so pretty. I bet you’d look gorgeous riding my dick like the little cowgirl you are,” he whispered, causing a rupture in your stomach as it fluttered, your cunt getting wetter as he went on, addicted to the sound of his voice.

Your breath hitched in your throat as he kneaded the skin of your hip with his thumb, caressing small circles with his thumb, his lips nipping at the crook of your neck causing you to let out a small whimper.

“Be quiet for me, darlin’. Don’t want your grandparents waking up to the sound of their precious granddaughter getting railed by their farm boy,” he added with a small chuckle, looking up to see you practically crumbling under his touch.

“Come here,” he smiled, leading you towards the bed as he laid down on his back, resting his weight on his elbow as he looked over at you whilst his free hand toyed with his belt, unbuckling it before tugging it off.

Watching him like this sent a shiver down your spine, the feeling accumulating in your stomach as you pressed your thighs together. Your fingers began to unbutton your blouse, earning a low whistle from Leon.

“Atta girl, you know exactly what to do.”

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books-4-life9 · 3 months

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So I had a dream that a bunch of animals were migrating through a city and for some reason a bunch of horses ended up galloping through a ruined castle or something like that when they grew like huge, maybe 5m tall, and turned black with red eyes. Anyway when they got to the main city the streets were covered in water, maybe an inch high, except for random rectangles maybe 1m by 2m, which were deeper. Everyone got scared of the horses and tried to push them into the water, but then it turned out they could swim. One of them came up to me, I was wearing a skintight black bodysuit, and I hopped on its back and rode away. When we got to the ruined castle, I dismounted, the city exploded, and the horse turned into a human guy who was REALLY hot. He looked at me and said

“Congratulations. That’s every one of them now.”

Then I woke up.

@one-time-i-dreamt

#dream #dreams #my dreams #scary #confused #horses #evil #hot male

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pineboots · 1 year

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the thing that i can’t get over is gerard *told* elody he didn’t want to leave her, that she had a place in his adventuring party when shit hit the fan, and that if he went to find rosamund the princesses might stop him from coming back to get elody, but she told him to leave so he left,

and he DID the hard brave thing and ventured deeper back into the castle to find elody when everyone else ran, but immediately got almost killed in one turn and was FORCED to run away this time, there was no fighting back, staying would have meant leaving elody with his dead body for a SECOND time, but the princesses are so wrapped in their own misery they’ll never tell her that

#dimension 20 #neverafter #neverafter spoilers #i wish tim had used message to at least explain the situation to elody instead of messaging rapunzel #why was he so obsessed with Clearly Evil Rapunzel #also i feel like a couple times the party was like we’re grabbing mira before we go #but brennan ignored it #rip another left behind npc #im drawing up conspiracy theories about how clara the princess horse can bring us back to the forbidden nutcracker storyline

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opens-up-4-nobody · 4 months

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:-P

#finally made my last unicorn fan art after watching the movie like a fucking year ago #the last unicorn #unicorn #fucking coloring 😭 its so hard to make decisions with traditional art #obsessed with thr evil wizard who puts unicorns in the ocean to stare at #horse

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bearlylogic · 3 months

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flutters and sherry 😋

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tianhai03 · 5 months

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[danteleon week] this is old art but.. i drew them as cowboys a few months ago and never posted them on main so 🤠

(yeas those outfits are from rdr2 eli showed me screenshots of some outfits he had during his playthrough and i just put them on dante and leon :) )

#someday ill do a proper drawing of them as cowboys.... that will be the day i learn how to draw a horse.......#sorry for the old art btw i would just do a new sketch but i got caught up doing other things😔#figured i could at least post something ive never put on here so you guys have smth to look at least.......#devil may cry #dante (dmc)#resident evil #leon s kennedy #danteleon #allyart #save a horse ride a cowboy am i right g-

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 6 months

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Creative Hubris takes another unsuspecting victim.

#non mdzs #It's not even that many pages and I'm getting my ass kicked!#As much as I have been clawing at the walls - I have learned so much! This project pushed me more than I thought it would #I am so excited to share what I've made. I think its actually some of the best work I've ever done.#but I really do feel like I've stumbled back into the room covered in blood and holding a smoothie.#The issue being: at some point the sunken cost fallacy kicks in and you go:#'well I might as well put in extra polish since I've spent so much time on this already'#That's your EVIL BRAIN talking to you who wants you to live in EVIL COMICS LIMBO.#Sorry to my followers who miss the mdzs comics. I went mad at sea for a month and all I brought back was a short comic.#Posting my silly side doodles to bide me time as I continue to drink the sea water.#Set me free into the plains where the horses roam and I will be able to heal <3

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catilinas · 1 year

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if i could be bothered. a fucked up horses of antiquity bracket contest would be funny

#that one king’s horses that are human flesh?#bucephalus probably. horse of seius. caesar’s Toe horse. caligula’s horse #various ducked up horses from the alexander romance. the horses at the end of the world. the robot horses that breathe fire or whatever #THE TROJAN HORSE.#achilles’ horse that speaks Once to tell him he’s totally going to die #the horse sacrifice from the lefkandi burial #maybe more!!!!!!#i’m not a horse girl (gn) btw i promise. i used to have nightmares about horses with human hands #all over their bodies instead of hair. the fingers constantly moving. augh #evil ancient horse #beeps

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sminny-wew · 8 months

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I call this gender "Pink and in your walls"

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horseimagebarn · 6 months

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horse standing in a dark metal doorway that opens into a blue night the horses hair is shaggy covering the majority of its face including its eyes which makes it hard to read its expression this confusion of the images subjects emotions combined with its ominous surroundings creates an almost threatening picture as if this horse just kicked open the metal door with a loud bang and now stares at us who sit in ignorance of our own sins

#submission #horse #horses #horse pics #horseblr #horseposting #reaction pics #reaction image #reaction images #evil #singular horse #indoors #neighhhh

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caesarsaladinn · 1 year

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I cannot even begin to understand the people who give their horses cute cuddly names and talk about how adorable they are. imo horses should be named after warlords, military hardware (due to their expensive maintenance and abysmal engineering) or particularly thorny philosophical problems

#horse #catch me someday trotting around on my fat brown pony The Problem of Evil

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hurrakka · 8 months

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They finally got the beers

#my art #re damnation #leon kennedy #alexander kozachenko #kennechenko #resident evil #downed 2 cans of red horse jus to add that drunken flavor

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