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The horses have been moving up in the world. A glorious day for all the crazy horse girls on Tumblr.
#Horse#horses#equestrian#Tumblr#horseblr#moving up#crazy#horse girl#crazy horse girls#crazy horse girl#crazy horse people#taking over the world#evil plans#evil plots#evil laugh#MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA#crazy horses#evil horses
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Sometimes I think it's ridiculous Percy didn't realize he could talk to horses or fish until he got to camp. But then I think little baby Percy running into a police horse and it starts neighing at him and he's like bewildered and confused and later he tells Sally about it and she just laughs that horses don't alk (while masking her internal panic) and Percy must've imagined that.
Same thing happens at the aquarium. The little fishes inside rumbling at his presence, all the sea creatures following him around their tanks, and he just thinks it's because he's cool, and they're talking and he's mumbling responses back and peeople are staring and the teacher yanks him away and asks him what the hell he's doing and he's just blinking with big green eyes, confused and annoyed because, um, he was having a conversation, excuse me.
Anyway, little seven year old Percy curled up in his bed, thinking he's going insane because he keeps talking to animals and that's not normal, and he just ends up repressing that power so forcefully it doesn't emerge again until five years later when he's sitting in the stables, grooming one of the pegasus and he's like, haha, didn't my dad make horses, and that thought blinks out the cage he's been pressing that power into and panics when the pegasus neighs out a "Yeah he did"
#percy jackson#happy talks pjo#i know he couldn't know or use his powers beforehand because of secrecy reasons but#i think it'd be funny if he used to talk to horses or fish when he was younger#before repressing it because of bullying or people thinking he was crazy for doing that
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The most infuriating form of sanism is this idea that mentally ill people/people with mental disorders are just too stupid or too unenlightened to know how to be a proper, well-adjusted person
So many therapists have ignored signs of my unwellness simply because they assumed I was just... being stupid, and I just needed educating about why I'm acting disordered (apparently, mental disorders stop disordering you once you are condescendingly told why you're just disordered and dumb, who knew (sarcasm)).
Like, I could tell them that I knew my behaviour wasn't "rational," wasn't "reasonable" to do or believe and I'd still be treated like I was so dumb I needed hand-holding and scolding about why I'm acting disordered.
I truly wish that people would be able to take the idea of guidance and stop twisting it into "I am superior and enlightened and the people I am trying to help are stupid and wrong and beneath me!"
#mental health#mental health advocacy#ableism#ableism tw#sanism#sanism tw#yes therapist i was aware that using 1/3 of a bottle of detergent for a medium-sized load of laundry isn't rational...#...and that it could wreck my clothes and my washer (which is why i brought it up in the first place. because i knew it wasn't right)...#...like that's an example and it's SO infuriating just how high of a horse some professionals (and even laypeople) put themselves on...#...like when you stop viewing patients as PEOPLE who need guidance and start viewing them as essentially helpless idiots you have a problem#and that problem should either be addressed or you should leave the practice utterly if you're a licensed professional#call me crazy but i don't think this attitude is conducive to the PATIENT'S well-being#the PATIENT is the person who matters. the PATIENT is the most important part of this ENTIRE interaction#the instance i was thinking about in this tag rant fucking *destroyed* my trust in that therapist#because it just told me that i wasn't being seen as a *person* but as an *issue*#and regardless of if that was their intention i still don't think it was appropriate#you can have the *best* intentions and still be ignorant and say/do ignorant things. even with the best intentions#having 'good intentions' does not absolve you of harm or absolve you of the capability TO harm#another reason i Do Not Like CBTherapy
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Why do you hate Alexander Hamilton so much? The guy lived and died before you were even born dude. He isn’t going to come alive and bite you XD
No, his actions just persist in the policies that my home nation was founded upon.
#guy was a warmongerer and also wanted Washington to basically play king#his politics were conservative and he offered to buy enslaved persons for his wife if she wanted#so he's not the abolitionist hero some like to paint him as#and Burr only challenged Alexander to a duel after MANY YEARS of Alex undermining his political ambitions#and trying to undermine voting results (intentionally party-splitting to get the other to win) so obviously once that George III knew#this is without getting into the adultery#look the musical fucked I can't deny that even after LMM's personal issues and the fandom that was born of it#and bi rights or whatever#(I am bi)#but as a person he objectively sucked#and I am allowed to have opinions on people fictional and dead even if they are no longer capable of actively directly influencing Now#PARTICULARLY when it's someone whose actions Have Indeed influenced modern history#his face is on the $10 ffs THAT'S how influential he was#not just with the formation of the modern banks but in general#tbh replace Alexander Hamilton instead of Andrew Jackson with Harriet Tubman#bc Jackson HATED the banks and Hamilton would HATE having his legacy diminished#if we're replacing Jackson we should replace him with Crazy Horse or another historically significant indigenous person#answers and shitposts#personal
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idk which one of y’all is telling lucie that I’m lying about her on main but like ok since everyone thinks im lying about why she cut me out and her checking on my friends and then saying horrible stuff about them in tags etc etc put the thread together and draw your own conclusions and join her instead of keeping tabs on me to report back to ‘your master’ 😩 as u can see we parted amicably and i told my friends exactly that but then she started to make vague posts and then that’s why we got angry but ofc ! once a victim always a victim and such.
#and it’s funny I never would’ve said a thing against her if she didn’t for some reason get on her weirdo high horse about how people can’t#dislike and block her unless it’s my fault for some reason ?#if you’re talking about my friends unfollowing you it’s because you’re CHECKING ACTIVELY. hence the assumption.#the fact that you actually think this is about notes on gifs is freaking insane to me like genuinely crazy ???????#hello???????? see the bigger picture for once#mrow.org#naturally if anyone interacts with these people I don’t want you anywhere near me like don’t even come in my inbox lol#it’s actually kind of super telling that like. someone is this pressed about notes of all things when there’s an entire group of people#concerned about an actually uncomfortable person to be around and someone making it all about them and starting essentially a fight bc they#won’t have more than 10 reblogs. boohoo ? get help
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hii pidge, i saw u mentioned race + horse imagery in your last post and i def agree bc horses are v loyal n ofc there is the thing of (metaphorically and also literally) carrying people's loads, and bolting when faced w danger so I would love to know if u have any more thoughts about it? :))
tbh i don't have many artsy references for why race is horse-coded, it just makes the most sense to me. mostly because i think the modern view of horses is kind of a joke? like we've all seen the memes about how fucked up horses bodies are, we've all seen the ones about how 'oh if horses run too fast their lungs bleed' or 'if they eat too much their hooves fall off' and 'humans thought they had it bad but then they looked at horses and said 'that guy's got it worse'.' i think that applies to race all too well, really, ESPECIALLY now that we've seen what some people reduce his character to be. the funny guy. the bitchy twink who's only there to be a punchline. but he's more than that - or maybe he could've been if he was born a little earlier, back when horses had meaning and sprang fully formed out of seafoam and brought the greeks to troy, but now they just run. they run their laps, and a bunch of drunks scream at them for not being fast enough, for not knowing the terrain well enough, as if that's something they can control. because race can't control it, but he's still trying his damnedest to run the course as well as he can. he's always doing as much as he can as fast as he can - he's the second, for god's sake, he has to. but as much as he tries to keep it under control, to follow the bends and jump every hurdle, there's always going to be a point where he stumbles. where his ankle twists or his hoof splits too far to fix. if he's lucky, he'll retire - but most likely, he'll be led out by the nose towards a carrot and a shotgun, and then maybe his bones can be melted down into something useful. that's all he tries to be - useful. a hard worker, a fast runner. but up until he breaks, he's just going to be a joke.
that said, if you do want a good poem about horses, maybe check out 'at grass' by philip larkin. it's not necessarily race-coded but there were a few lines that made me think of what his life might be like after he stopped being a newsie; standing anonymous, his racing name gone, his past victories plaguing his ears like flies.
#honestly doing research for this one was crazy because DAMN. people really do sleep on the artistic potential of horses.#it's mostly aggressively millennial horse girl shit and a bunch of memes.#anywhore thanks for asking!! race and his desperate need to be useful while constantly being made to be a fool is... Mwah.#racetrack higgins#writingraccoon#bunchawetnoodles#ask
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“Crazy Horse dreamed and went into the world where there is nothing but the spirits of all things. That is the real world that is behind this one, and everything we see here is something like a shadow from that one.”
~ Black Elk
[Thanks Ian Sanders]
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“And while I stood there I saw more than I can tell and I understood more than I saw; for I was seeing in a sacred manner the shapes of all things in the spirit, and the shape of all shapes as they must live together like one being.”
― John G. Neihardt, Black Elk Speaks: The Complete Edition
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“Crazy Horse was dead. He was brave and good and wise. He never wanted anything but to save his people, and he fought the Wasichus only when they came to kill us in our own country. He was only thirty years old. They could not kill him in battle. They had to lie to him and kill him that way.
I cried all night, and so did my father.”
― Black Elk, Black Elk Speaks: Being the Life Story of a Holy Man of the Oglala Sioux
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Absolutely obsessed with Thor naming things wrongly but saying them with his whole chest in such confidence that for a grace period no one doubts him
#I need a horse!#guy: *looking around shop in case he’s missed their horse stock* uhhhhh#Thor smashes his glass and calls for another and now you too have the urge to do that but WAIT NO#his whole crazy explanation of who he is and the world tree to Jane#calling Rocket a rabbit#NIVADELLIR#panflaps?? PANFLAPS????#is he messing with people? is he serious? it doesn’t matter!!!!!!!#this as opposed to Loki who will say the proper thing but in such a way that even when you know it’s true you’re doubting it now#Loki to Heimdall like and I am your king you’re sworn to me now. .......yes?#Heimdall like hm that’s a surprise tool that’ll help us later#Loki: Frigga gave me the throne since I am next in line#Warriors 4: wait but how is... hm. —Loki?! hm. he must’ve done something. surely.#Loki says he wants to take over earth and there is nothing other than inane circular speeches getting that across#Loki says he knows codes to stop alarms from blaring as they go through Sakaar and now Thor just KNOWS Loki is up to something#Thor inspires loyalty belief and charisma with his confidence and Loki is there sowing discord with his self esteem#Thor: that is an oven press#Loki: it’s... a toaster#Steve: no Thor is ri—hang on.#Tony: [squinting at Thor in suspicion]#Bruce: I can’t believe I’m blanking on this#Natasha: тамада#Yelena: [falls from the vent and lands on Clint who had been sleeping] WHERE#Clint: WHAT IS GOINGON
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I already brought this up, but for quicker reference:
Order of Attack: Mahiru nightmare sequence about Kotoko's attacks. Gotta round out the guilty trio.
Feel free to not prioritize this. :D
LISTEN, I CAN'T BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR THE ANGST THAT YOU REQUEST (<- made myself sad over Mappi and worries I may be in trouble for this one). Obligatory "I don't hate Kotoko and think she's very complex but from these character's pov I had to make her solely scary I'm sorry." And of course I was prioritizing this 👀👀👀 I really loved your nightmare sequences, I tried to make one that completed the set but was still unique!! Thank you for the request >:3
TW for referencing her bf's suicide, and descriptions of the attack injuries
“Aw, come on, you can tell me~” Yuno turned her attention away from where she’d been helping Mahiru with dinner. “Both Fuuta and Amane have had nightmares about her. Hell, I’ve had a nightmare or two about her. I won’t think you’re a mean person for admitting it.”
“I’m not lying,” Mahiru insisted. Her lips rounded into a little pout.
Yuno studied her expression. The girl had a way of really looking at someone when she wanted to. Sometimes it was a wonderful feeling – her gaze could be full of understanding, warmth. You were seen. You were heard. She saw you for all that you were.
But in times like these, Mahiru found herself shifting under the pressure of it. Yuno was truly seeing her. She could see how Mahiru’s smile was frozen in its forced shape these past few weeks. She could see the way she flinched at loud noises, or how all the blood drained from her face when Kotoko’s voice echoed from the room next door. In waking, there was no doubt Mahiru was afraid of her. In sleep, though…
Yuno took her hands in both of hers.
“Then… what do you dream about?”
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Mahiru was in the woods. She was running, her feet bare, her breath hitching.
At first, she thought she was fleeing something. Danger and death loomed around her. The trees closed in. The canopy plunged her into darkness. The branches reached out to tear at her flowered dress, or snag on her hair. The trees pressed close to suffocate her. She grabbed at her throat.
At some point, it became clear she was running towards something. A figure came into her view, just ahead. Though he didn’t appear to be running, she couldn’t catch up to him. She had to. He was in danger. She had to get to him. She had to stop him.
He entered a clearing up ahead. Mahiru could just barely see into it. She tried to scream out, begging him to stop, but no words came out of her wheezing mouth. She could stop everything, she could stop all of this, if only –
She burst through the clearing. The figure, now a young woman, stood in the center. She faced away.
Mahiru tried again to tell Kotoko to stop, but it didn’t matter whether or not she could speak, now; it was too late.
On the ground below, between tree roots and scattered leaves, lay two small bodies.
Mahiru’s hands flew to cover her mouth. Her legs grew weak with horror. There was blood everywhere, and bones bent at wrong angles. Fuuta’s limbs were twisted and limp. Amane had curled herself to cover her face, blood streaming from between her fingers.
Kotoko, too, had red-stained hands. She surveyed her work with pride.
“What… have you done…?”
Slowly, Kotoko turned. Mahiru wanted to turn around and run before those bloodthirsty eyes could land on her. Her legs stayed frozen in place even as her heart raced in her chest.
Kotoko met her gaze. Then, she gave a gentle smile.
“Thank you.”
Mahiru stumbled back a few steps.
“You let this happen.”
“No…”
“You did. You could have stopped this, but you didn’t. Thank you.”
“I-I didn’t –! This isn’t – ! I thought –”
“You knew this was going to happen.” She spoke a familiar name, and Mahiru shook her head violently. “You knew what he was planning. You had plenty of chances to stop him. You didn't. You knew what I was planning. You know how to calm people down, how to bring groups together. But you didn’t speak to me once about it. You wanted this to happen.”
“I didn’t!” She said it frantically, unsure if she was trying to convince Kotoko, the two beaten prisoners, herself, or someone else. “I didn’t.” The statement was true, but it didn’t change anything that Kotoko had said.
The forest closed in. Kotoko reached a hand out, beckoning to her.
“We make a good team, don’t we?”
“No…”
Mahiru was struck with the thought that she didn’t want to take hold of such a disgusting hand, only to glance down at her own. They were just as slick with blood. She let out a shriek.
It was Amane’s. It was Fuuta’s. It was his.
Mahiru’s legs finally gave out on her. When she looked up, Kotoko was still smiling.
“So… who will be next?”
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Mahiru slipped away from Yuno’s grasp.
“Oh, don’t you worry about little old me!” She turned back to their work. She brushed her hands off on her apron, giving them an extra swipe for good measure. “I promise, Kotoko isn’t the villain in my dreams.”
#milgram#mahiru shiina#yuno kashiki#kotoko yuzuriha#i kept it in the order i got everything but i was definitely thinking of it nonstop adfsdf#im forever crazy about mahiru's murder-through-inaction theme#since all of the others were pretty direct even if accidental#i firmly believe she knew what her bf was planning and didnt stop him/actively said shed join him because she didnt know how to handle#the situation properly#and if she prides herself so much on being good with people and making friends and bringing people together i wonder if shed feel#responsible for not deescalating kotoko beforehand#plus the more immediate survivors guilt that if she was just in the other room maybe it would have been her and not fuuta/amane#at first i wanted to work in more mv symbols (birds cake carousel horses) because i love wacky and surreal dream sequences#but it got to be distracting when i was planning it out lmao so i decided to stick with the two major trauma moments#vibing on my trip rn but i had just a few lines of this one to finish so i wanted to post it when i had a few minutes...#though now i need to go and pretend im not crying over mappi 😭😭😭😭😭#drabbles#order of attack#(to go back and make it an official tag later)
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Still standing. 🪶🟧🟫💨
#first nations#american indian#native american#native people#native americans#First Nation#basquiat#peace pipe#standing rock#sioux city#sioux#crazy horse#sitting bull#Navajo#Apache#iroquois#lakota#south dakota#folk art#pow wow#teepee#water protectors#wounded knee#trail of tears#comanche#seminole#Foxwoods#red skins#mount rushmore#jean michel basquiat
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you know i must have been bone-tired when this part of the herb brides lore didn't come to my mind when i discussed how the Kin fundamentally differs from the cultures it is inspired by um There Is The Human Sacrifice part. like it's an important part of pathologic 2 that you are doing human, or anthropomorphic (if you want to see the Herb Brides as closer to spirits, which comes with its own set of problematics regarding how to approach their oppression) sacrifice. it's an important part of pathologic 2 that you kill a woman, as part of the journey and in direct resonance with you ritualistically killing cattle earlier, and she offers herself to you with cultural and religious significance.
human sacrifices have been done across the globe for millennia, but i cannot, for the life of me, find any source at all that mentions the Buryats (since that was the discussion point) partaking in human sacrifices by the turn of the 19th-early 20th century (or even anything past the 16th). every single source mentioning offerings and sacrifices i've read mentions animals, things such as milk and vodka, and often both at once. would love to read anything about these rituals if papers exist, but i'm personally drawing a blank.
the Kin has Obvious and very Visible influences but it also differs from specific (in this discussion's case, the Buryats) or wider (here, turkic/mongolic as a whole) cultures from the area by so many pieces, big and small, that i wouldn't have enough appendages on my whole body to count them all. and sister. i have plenty of appendages.
#i AM reading a paper that mentions the human sacrifices at Mongol burials where people (typically servants or family) would be sacrificed#to accompany the dead; as well as the Shor practice of sacrificing women/girls (replaced apparently quickly by sacrificing ducks)#but those seem pretty old [the Mongol part mentions the 13th century] & like. nothing about the buryats in that time period#i'm like 85% sure i saw in the beginning of being into patho someone saying how equating the Kin; who practice human sacrifices [& others]#to correlate/be meant to represent Real Life ethnicities is insulting because They Don't Do That.#and like. everythingggg that touches upon representation/appreciation/appropriation/theft is subjective and#informed my how much leeway you're willing to give the creators so that's like#bro i'm just reading PDFs#also just found out the discussion of ''The Kin Is Obviously Inspired But Not Meant To Represent [x]'' is over 2yrs old. we're still at it.#as anon said. ''unless you're tolkien; coming up with a whole fictional language is hard''.#anyways appendage time. stuff that differs just out of the top of my head:#everything relating to the religion which is almost a complete inverse of buryat tengrist/shamanic faith + don't get me started on buddhism#the clothes. the homes. the creation myths; beyond the apparition of Clay; which is present in so many cultures on earth#no swan ancestor. no lake worship. no sky/heavens. no tens of named hierarchical deities. NO BURBOT! no hats. no hats (burts into tears)#NO HORSES? ON THE EURASIAN STEPPE?#the belief that earth mustn't be cut is so buryat. i'm sure i've read it. no idea if it is also in other mongolic peoples but buryat it is.#also a bull-ancestor/bull totem. that exists in buryat tribes; but they also have a bunchhhhh of other sacred animals (including. swans.#also horses. there's this [charm?] made out of horse hair there is)#neigh (blabbers)#i'm realizin how crazy i sound repeating shit that has been said 2yrs ago but like someone already mentioned the human sacrifice.#someone already mentioned the clothes. someone already mentioned the yurts/gers. someone already mentioned the religion#like i'm just. repeating stuff. and yet. give it up for year 2
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does anyone have recommendations for fictional media that has like. actual lesbians in it. not like supergirl Two White Skinny Girls, One Blonde and One Brunette Kiss media, or "its implied lesbianism!!!" but just regular fucking lesbians
#i say lesbians but i guess i mean sapphic#im just like. tired of gnawing#and of men also. sorry men in my life i love you but on god if i have to pretend one more man is butch just to get#content that isnt m/m or m/f im going to turn into a horse and run into the wilderness until im saved from the glue factory by a plucky#young woman except instead of letting her have her formative summer where she trains me and bonds w me and wins a competition w me#im going to commit horse suicide in front of her & change her life forever. just because im so tired of bland CW-marketable women kissing &#digging for scraps in a refuse bin while brushing aside 7002993829292929939292929399394 gay and het romances#m text#i will also take nonfictional lesbians if its like a story#not to be whiny on main but one of the hardest hurdles i had to jump wasnt realizing i was a lesbian. i came out to myself and to friends a#lesbian multiple times. but i would always walk it back when a friend would express doubt or a male friend would ask me out#bc i dont and especially then didnt know very many lesbians in person. and so i had to turn to examples#and all i fucking had were fictional women who liked men. or fictional lesbians who were so cleaned and sanitized and prettified#(you all know what i mean right. the 2 skinny white girls one blonde one brunette. im not crazy right)#and i would be like. i dont feel things when i look at these fictional lesbians so i guess i belong back here#(this is also bc my gender ended up being fuckier than i realized but shhhhh)#I WAS GOING SOMEWHERE WITH THESE TAGS but theyre too long and im lost.#anyway the point is if people werent so fucking weird abt fictional or onscreen lesbians maybe thered be a lot more people comfortable bein#out as lesbian#like sorry but this awful ouroboros of 'all lesbians onscreen have to be cute and sanitized' meaning that people write and believe wlw has#to be cute and pure and sanitized (OR a 'badge of honor' bc good for u u doodled two women together or had it as a background in ur fic)#meaning that therefore all portrayals of lesbianism continue to be like this. is just#and im also gonna be honest theres probably a lot of good sapphic media im just in the wrong circles to have stumbled into lol. so#yknow. personal viewer bias here#but i still like swing wildly between overly brandishing my dykeness as a badge to feel like im proving im lesbian#and like. backing up under a blanket bc i dont wanna be weird or annoying or freak people out#but if people just Saw Normal Ass Lesbians. aough.#im going to watch revolutionary girl utena one of these days even if i struggled w the writing style the first few episodes#I JUST WANNA SEE AN OLD BUTCH ONSCREEN GET SOME PUSSY.#like it also doesnt help im mostly femme4butch so seeing 2 femmes on screen is like. okay cool so what. but only femmes are 'marketable'
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All that pain and suffering and for what?!? That’s at least 12 hours of my life I’ll never get back!!
#IF YOU READ THE TAGS IM BEING SLIGHTLY DRAMATIC BC ITS ALWAYS HIM AND I JUST WANT TO SEE HIM GO APESHIT#ITS NOT AS SERIOUS BUT IT IS ALWAYS HIM AND HIS RESOURCES THAT GET TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF WHICH IS ANNOYING BC VIEWERS WATCHED IT FOR 12 HOURS 🫠#bro I don’t blame pac for the deaths of the horses but like is everyone seriously stealing them?#like I understand get the task done but they did not care for horses before that so why would they need them!!#like bro never steals from them so idk why they do it to him so fuckin often#this is why people get pissed off about it because that’s genuinely 10 hours of resource gathering plus trial and error#it’s literally the equivalent to Cellbit doing a puzzle or Etoiles doing ten dungeons or a Tazercraft create machine#like just because the outcome isn’t as extravagant or something crazy doesn’t meant that it didn’t take time resources and love#qsmp neg
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More CDDH Hol Horse doodles!
And you guessed it...it is referencing this man's poses:
Johnny poses! Screenshotted them in order to pose Hol Horse for fun. He fits for these poses man.
Enjoy ;p
#hol horse#jjba#crazy diamond demonic heartbreak#spinoff#jojos bizarre adventure#johnny#digital art#doodles#sketches#redraws#honestly these are fun to do#wanted to redraw because lots of people liked the previous time I doodled CDDH Hol with Johnny's pose#guess I should tag guilty gear#handsome lads honestly
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Went on a trail ride with another girl I haven’t ridden with in a while l and said “hey let’s try this trail!” and then I nearly got us stuck in a fucking swamp
I literally said “haha, come on Bertie (my horse) it’s not like it’s quicksand” and then boom! it kind of WAS though and my pony is fat but she is small, so she got stuck up to her knees a few times but oh my god, poor Buster is a normal sized thick ol halter hog quarter horse boy and he almost went down. he sunk in on the left side up to his stifle. that’s like his hip man that’s like. Almost the butt. that was high-as-a-horse’s-hips mud. That was horse-thigh-gap-height mud. Oh my god.
This obviously scared the horse so then he scrambled out as best he could and he took his mom into a bank full of many sharp little trees and she almost came off and then had to get down and back him back into the mud to get him out and around the trees again
Was my horse as affected? No. Was I hit so hard in the face by tree branches that I bit my lip? No, but her horse reenacted the neverending fucking story for a minute there and she got pistol whipped by branches and I felt so bad 😭 in fairness, she never objected to exploring. not in fairness, it was absolutely my dumbass idea
This is why no one wants to ride with us, even when I try to have a chill walk-only lazy little trail ride I still manage to get us into some kind of chaos, because my riding style can only be described as Quaintly Unhinged™️
As pet tax, here’s my pony and her stupid stray dog she adopted, brave survivors of the sticky icky swamp
#no animals were harmed in the making of this shitshow only one cut on a human and the dog#who has more than nine lives- was fine and I have no idea how he crossed the mud he could’ve flown I was too busy trying to not fall#I’m sorry Julie I’m sorry Buster. thankfully he is a sturdy fucker and both he and Bertie calmed down quickly once we got back on the main#trail and headed home. but the worst part is?#I had fun lmao I do enjoy this kind of insane shit#one time I went riding with my horse’s girlfriend and her owner and homies just turned her mare into the Rio grande and started crossing#and my mare followed because she’s obsessed with hers and I had a proud ‘oh thank god other people are also crazy’ moment#meanwhile ellis#Bertie the pony#this is why it’s really rare to have good riding buddies that 100% enjoy the same stuff as you. first you have to get past all the issues#between disciplines and training styles etc. and be totally willing to mind your own business#and then you have to have similar ideas of what’s fun#my idea of fun is pounding a beer and galloping my little nag up a dirt road pretending I’m in Rohan#this as you can imagine is an acquired taste for most people lmaoooo
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