#swallow your tongue
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good night to everyone, except:
people who deem it necessary to open their mouth and criticise fanfics by sharing their entitled, ill-conceived and (quite frankly) useless opinions that no one asked for.
people who enjoy pineapple on pizza.
#yes this is targeted at that one tik tok#but yes it’s also a much wider problem than that#and happens far too fucking often#marauders tik tok makes me want to throw up violently sometimes#like#y’all just need to shut your mouth#swallow your tongue#TRY USING A FUCKING BRAIN CELL AND AN OUNCE OF COMPASSION#and be thankful fandom creators do this shit for free#enjoy the BEAUTIFUL FEAST THAT THESE PEOPLE GIVE US#WITHOUT BEING A DICK ABOUT IT#I don’t think it’s that hard#but what would I know ig 🙄#also pineapple on pizza is a crime I will never forgive#marauders#marauders fandom#nathara is active? what.
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#poetry#spilled ink#contemporary poetry#my writing#quotes#women poets#poems and poetry#poets corner#poem a day#pad2024#napowrimo#roll off the tongue#raise your voice#swallow your tongue#writeblr#writers on tumblr#poets of tumblr#unsilence
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🔞 sigh. yes again 🔞
Ok SORRY not to post about the old man again but Gallagher exactly the kind of guy that says "I'm too old for you" but it's when you're already making out, his hands on your waist pushing the fabric of your top up so his gloved fingers can brush the soft skin beneath...
#god i can't get through this fucking quest I'm just objectifying him...#ugh I'm sorry.... I'm sorry..... this is a Gallagher blog now#i mean it was before. but yeah#gallagher x reader#you try to tell him he's not too old but he swallows your words and sticks his tongue in your mouth...#he doesn't want to hear it. he's always wanted to fuck a pretty young thing like you#even better if he's old enough to be your daddy...#DON'T LOOK AT ME GOD. I'm not ok....
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“Calm down, he’s fine, he’s going to hell to hang out with his dad.” Ok this ain’t about Taylor.
This is about Normal, who just had his heartfelt monologue about being besties who will always have each other’s backs.
This is about Hermie, who cried a little bit at the thought of indirectly killing a magic whale because it politely asked him not to.
This is about Lincoln, who was already so deeply wounded by Scary’s betrayal, only to have her sink the knife in deeper and twist.
And maybe this is about Scary too, who undoubtedly knew that threatening Taylor was the best way to get to hell, but killing him? Decapitating him, in front of her and all his friends? Did she know? Did she care?
Does she care now?
#do you understand. do you see what I mean. gripping your shoulders#dndads#dndads spoilers#dungeons and daddies#taylor swift dndads#normally oak swallows garcia#hermie the unworthy#lincoln li wilson#scary marlowe#willy stampler#silver tongue (talk tag)
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And anyway isn't Olivia clawing her way back from horror with her own bloody fingernails, Olivia raging and breaking and falling and then picking herself up only to turn around and make sure that she's there to carry other people so they don't have to bleed the same way a horror story in itself. No one is coming for her, and she continues to pour herself out for others while her grief remains private, sequestered, a festering withering thing that eats away at her insides but she'll never let it out, never. Everyone is so grateful for her gentle care and no one returns it. Hashtag healing.
#IDK i feel like. not letting Liv express herself not giving her a friend to share this with denying her any kind of outlet -#and giving zero reaction from the peanut gallery you mean to tell me fin's blood didn't run cold when she ordered them to leave the room?#her with a gun in hand and a handcuffed monster didn't set off alarm bells in his head??#it feels like a betrayal. it feels like a denial of Liv's self. it feels like an abandonment of her#i think it's meant to feel like a victory but what victory is there in swallowing your tongue and hiding#'oh she's moved on' has she? or did she get left behind#by a narrative - by people - who are no longer willing to listen or who she doesn't trust enough to open up with#s.vu
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#woke up in a mood 🥵🤤#need someone to swallow this needy cock while I rub my tongue all over your sensitive pussy#text.dot
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I finally got myself to eat for the first time today, now it's- honestly, it's probably still fine for you bitches. I'm tired, I'm not gonna do much today.
#screaming into the void#hey did you know#youre legs arent supposed to get purple and mottled when you stand for long periods#or that your tongue should reach the roof of your mouth when fully open#or that not everyone can fold up their earlobe and put it in their ear like an earplug#or that your not supposed to get lightheaded while standing#or that your shoulders shouldn't frequently pop or have minor loss of range of motion till they pop then youre fine again#or that your ribs and sternum shouldnt pop at all#or that brittle and felixble nails as well as frequent heartburn can be symptoms of hypermobility#did you know that being able to partially dislocate a joint isnt a party trick that everyone can do#did you know that your knuckle isnt meant to bend inward when you write#or that when you swallow its not normal for some of it to get up your nose (yes i have this even with food before)#or that most people cant reach every spot on their own back or need help with zippers in thr back of dresses#i'm so tired of learning things guys
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just some advice from a shy, quiet person. if you're with a group of people and someone isn't really participating in the conversation, instead of making a stupid joke about how they are very quiet and not talking just ask them a question or talk to them to include them in the conversation
#we were talking with her♡ about it today and were both not very talkative people especially when we dont know the people around us#and just if someone makes one of those stupid jokes you just awkwardly chuckle#there's nothing else to say to someone telling you that youre very quiet or "did you swallow your tongue' or i dont know what#but if you say something directly to them they can easily be included in the conversation without making them uncomfortable#jo says stuff#personal ramblings
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Wah I’ve had a really sore mouth ulcer on the tip of my tongue (to the point where I’m not eating as much because the pain is not worth it) for the past few days, thought it was finally getting better but no it’s no better and now there’s a second ulcer on the tip of my tongue :(
#I think it’s hormonal and also post-stress related#because I’m finally relaxing after months of anxiety and stress#to help you imagine the pain image when you bite your tongue and the instant when it’s the most painful#imagine that but like constant and it gets worse when you speak swallow drink eat brush your teeth have anything slightly acidic#etc#bonjela is helping me a lot rn#and anbesol but I’m nearly out of that :(
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its almost 1 am and i got off the phone with my father about 10 minutes ago and im STILL shaking with anger
#all my posts lately has been me going: hi! :) i love my friends. haha batman gaysex. do you ever feel a rage so intense that you#want to claw your skin off? do you feel the pain in your stomach and shake of your hand and it further infuriates you? do you want to#tear someones tongue off and force them to swallow it it so they have to consume all the shit theyve said to you? because thats me rn ^_^#real talk ive started ripping my hair out and im aware enough to be mad at myself for starting that habit again but im still just ripping i#my armpit hair is long so i gotta give myself bald patches again and pick off my eyebrows to balance it out. its a worthy trade-off
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i read somewhere that it is possible for people with tongue piercing to accidentally swallow them... brb time to steal that piercing with my tongue and tease scara
i think that’s a sure fire way to get yourself into a lecture about piercing safety and the risks of swallowing that and what damages it could do to you and him… he is a piercer after all, he has to discourage that kind of carelessness hshhs /lh
“If you want to kiss me so badly just ask, idiot.”
[modern au series] || or click the tag ┊holly’s modern au ✩彡 to see all works and rambles!!
#┊✩彡 divine correspondence ♡#┊✩彡 unsigned letter ♡#he’s down bad but still concerned for your and his safety#don’t swallow other people’s tongue piercing#it sure as hell ain’t good for you#just shove your tongue down their throat normally /silly#though i think tongue piercings are designed not to open this easily#considering where they’re sitting hshsh#hsjsjjd#┊holly’s modern au ✩彡
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I was made entirely tongue tied today at work when a very pretty and spot on Bo-Katan lookalike cosplayer told me I'm pretty.
"You're very pretty. I just thought you should know."
#may the fourth#bo katan kryze#cosplay#sw cosplay#star wars#fox thoughts#seriously i completely stumbled over my words and didn't even think to ask to get a photo of her#without her helmet on#because i was too busy processing that SHE was pretty and that SHE called ME pretty#fml lmao#i can seriously count on one hand the number of people that have called me pretty that were NOT close friends and family#I'm gonna have to make a sticky note to put on my mirror that reads#Remember Bo Katan thinks you're pretty#for those very bad days when i feel like shit and my self confidence is literally 6ft under#'youre very pretty. just thought you should know'#im gonna heckin cry ngl#you're very pretty too bo katan cosplayer... i wish i hadn't swallowed my tongue and that i had been able to say as much
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who tf wouldn’t want her hot big brothers tongue in their mouth? cant deny sunanii like that…
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SKKKJDKRJEJRNEJ EYYYOOO don’t even stART W ME,, I genuinely— make out session w rin nii would be sO GOOD STOPPPPPP he’s so demanding but reverent and possessive about you I knOW IT I KNOW IT I KNOW IT
#🍓 nonnie#were barkING WERE FOAMING AT THE MOUTH PLS I WANT HIMMMMM#tongue deep in my mouth pLS lemme swallow all your spit sir#honey mail#tw.incest
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About to eat toilet paper 👍
#by which i mean i'm about to bomb a kavalactone cap and some kratom#the trick is to do no more than 2.5g per ply‚ ball it up really small (but not so small the paper rips)‚#stay calm and relax your throat so you don't gag‚ put the bomb way at the back of your tongue‚ and drink it down super fast w/lots of water#it WILL get stuck but you have to just stay calm for a second‚ then swallow it real quick w/o thinking so you don't gag and choke 👍#kratom btw is a thing i only do 1–2x a month AND YET i have somehow built up a tolerance#used to be I couldn't even do 2g of red or i'd just conk out so fucking hard it felt awful#now i'm bombing 3.6g of red plus 600mg of green plus 250mg of kava extract @ ≥30% kavalactones#i DO expect to get extremely faded tho#personal#kratom#drugs#drugs tw#drugs cw#tw drugs#cw drugs#drug tw#drug cw
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For the questionnaire: question 1 for NGD!Dark?
What is the character’s go-to drink order?
He didn't know a lot about drinks while he was on the pc.
Not even the difference between regular drip coffee and an Americano, or regular iced coffee and a cold brew. All he really knew was that dark roasts were stronger than medium ones, and he probably only knew that because noogai looked it up while Christmas shopping or something.
Orange would sketch various different beverages as art studies, and Dark was happy to taste-test them. He ended up liking many of them, as long as they weren't overly sweet.
(He did not like the unicorn frappe. That was...that was not a good day. He never figured out whether it was because Orange imagined it incorrectly, or because it's just inherently an abominable and abjectly-disgusting drink, and he's never been willing to try a real one and find out.)
Anytime he asked Orange for a drink, though, instead of just letting Orange make one for him because he felt like it, he'd usually just ask for a coffee or a water, nothing elaborate. Mostly because, if he was asking for a drink, then it wasn't for enjoyment; rather, it was because he'd be working on something for hours at a time and he wanted to stay awake or refreshed while doing so.
As for the extended timeline...
If he's drinking coffee because he needs to stay awake, he won't even look at the menu, he'll just look the poor barista in the eye and say he wants the strongest, darkest drink they have. He doesn't care what it is, or whether it's hot or cold, or how much it costs; though he gives the impression that he wants it made as quickly as possible. He leaves before the barista can count out his change and he's already downed half the coffee by the time the door swings closed behind him.
If he's drinking coffee for leisure, he'll have a brief look at the menu and casually order the first beverage with the word "latte" in its name that catches his interest.
This could be a regular latte, or a matcha/chai/turmeric latte, or any other variety; he's willing to be a little experimental about the taste, because what he really wants it for is so he can stare at the milk foam art while he drinks it. It...makes him feel nostalgic.
If it's a regular latte he usually has a specific request for the art, but if it's his first time trying the drink he'll let the artist surprise him with one of their routine designs.
If it ends up being a sweeter drink, he'll have some complimentary spices added to it (whether powdered, like matcha, or whole, like anise stars or cinnamon sticks). It's...always more spice than you'd expect a person to be able to handle.
Will tilt his cup 180 degrees to get every last dreg.
Waits until right before he leaves the venue to tip.
If he's a guest at someone's house, he's more likely to ask for some kind of fruity or herbal tea, or even cider, mulled or otherwise. Though if he knows there will be coffee he might bring along a bottle of Amaretto to leave at their house for next time they invite him over. (He'd wondered what Irish coffee tasted like back on the pc but figured it wouldn't be a great idea to drink one while he was attempting to figure out escape plans. When he finally got to try one it ended up being too sweet for his liking.)
#ngd!verse#ngd alternate/extended timeline#he considers the unicorn frappe a torture method#I can't believe the starbucks unicorn frappuccino is part of this man's character lore#ava enthusiasts#let's see how much Inks projects onto her characters today#he really shouldn't know as much about coffee as he does#fun fact: when you taste-test a roast you're supposed to drink it black#adding stuff obscures the natural flavor in the beans#also you're supposed to slurp the coffee#that way the taste isn't all concentrated in the front of your mouth before you swallow it#there's taste buds on the back of your tongue too and slurping is how you let them get a taste too#slurping also cools it supposedly#supposedly
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call me a slut or wtv but i really really love feeling him cum in my mouth
#like the little spurts and it just piles on your tongue#and bonus points for like. swallowing each one. it’s so addicting#😵💫#or or like when they’re pulsing nd ur lips are wrapped arnd them
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