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saltmalkin · 1 year
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i liked your speed painting of your cat. very interesting style that came out of it. do you think you could try other drugs? i'd be interested to see how that affects how you paint your cat. i think a drunk painting could be funny :)
speed painting means i painted it fast not that I was high on meth oh my god
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dabwax · 1 year
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I don't think I ever mentioned on here the time I took three tabs of acid and then after the come up I opened VRchat on my VR headset, immediately forgot what I was doing and where I was, looked down at my hands and body and they were Hank Hill's hands and body and I threw off the headset and cry laughed for half an hour. Then I stepped onto the porch, forgot all about what just happened, and started setting up the grill and grilling food. Like Hank Hill would in times of duress. He became a part of me in that moment and he will never leave.
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incognitopolls · 3 months
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mokeonn · 1 year
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The Great and Powerful Trixie™ smoking a great and powerful blunt
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tibby-art · 9 months
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monolithicturd · 2 months
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gengarlive · 5 months
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a/n: baby steps into tumblr like a stray raccoon smelling the food in a trap and wandering in
summary: you love your girlfriend and just want the best for her, even if you have to force her to relax
content: vanessa shelly x reader | drug cw, dub/noncon cw | fingering
The look on Vanessa’s face was more than enough for you to understand what was wrong - another stupid temp covering Freddy’s - another week of weaponized incompetence she’s going to feel like she has to cover.
“Sit back and relax for me, sweetheart, let me take care of you.” After helping your girlfriend change into an oversized shirt, you managed to convince her to leave all the work bullshit in her patrol car and relax with a freshly lit joint. “Don’t you feel better now?”
Rather than using her words, she gave you a kiss to show her appreciation - happy to turn off her brain and trust you - grabbing the joint from your hand without question.
What she didn’t know was that it was a special strain you requested from your dealer to help her… let go.
Just three good hits and she was already melting into your lap, joint tossed safely into the tray and put out for future use, guiding her legs apart the moment your hands were free.
Barely a touch and she was already soaked - you couldn’t help but grab her chin and help her take in her reflection, “you’re so fucking pretty for me, look at how wet you are.”
Vanessa could barely function, struggling to rut against nothing but air as you kept your hands just out of reach and whimpering as she nuzzled against your face for a kiss.
Begging.
And you were more than happy to oblige, peppering kisses across her neck before giving her what she wanted, taking her lips and ghosting across her clit in one breath, relishing how she writhes against you, crying into your mouth with every stroke.
And even in her daze, she found just enough control to grab hold of your hand and take it hostage, locking it in place so she could rut against it, intertwining your fingers with hers and pushing more inside. 
“Still want to work for it, sweetheart?”  You couldn’t help but smile at her last ditch effort for control, even completely baked and exhausted, she still had to put up a fight. “Make yourself cum for me, sweetheart… I’ll let you have this first one and then you’re all mine for the rest of the night.”
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apollysabyss · 1 year
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Path of Legends
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frost-faerie · 4 months
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Funniest thing ever would be if Apollo Justice got cancelled by Gavtwt. he @'s Klavier and he's like "unrelease your single, it sucks" and gets SWARMED
(even funnier is if he doesn't care but klavier is VERY concerned that apollo is going to hate him. no klav, he just uninstalled twitter like a normal person)
"yo are we still on for coffee on friday" "...my twitter stans have been hunting you for sport" "dude what the fuck is a stan. go take a drag of mr. wright's vape you look like you need it"
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goatpaste · 4 months
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(For requests) TAZ balance main cast smoking weed
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Sorry, we smoked your cleric because he is small and green
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burstofstarlight · 1 year
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okay so Scott's basically a dolphin this season.
also he has a supply of pufferfish below his base.
dolphins use pufferfish to get high irl. I'm choosing to believe when Scott gave Jimmy the pufferfish he was inviting Jimmy to his blunt rotation but Tim totally misunderstood.
landlubber culture shock ig. missed out on a weed smorking boyfriend
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swollenbabyfat · 9 months
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I need to get a scanner again but I have a (mostly) pony sketchbook now cause I need to stop staring at screens all day lol
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hajihiko · 3 months
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The crime boat speedruns their Getting Past It therapy when they dock at a pretty island and everyone does MDMA together
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mipexch · 2 years
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two sopping wet cats. they are friends
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Increase or decrease your game's playspeed by slipping your GM progressively higher doses of sedatives/caffeine over the course of the game.
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bringcal · 1 year
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bad guys have relaxation + self care days too. ( Thanks for 800 followers, jesus fucking christ )
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