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ye-olde-trojan-horse · 6 months

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good night to everyone, except:

people who deem it necessary to open their mouth and criticise fanfics by sharing their entitled, ill-conceived and (quite frankly) useless opinions that no one asked for.

people who enjoy pineapple on pizza.

#yes this is targeted at that one tik tok #but yes it’s also a much wider problem than that #and happens far too fucking often #marauders tik tok makes me want to throw up violently sometimes #like #y’all just need to shut your mouth #swallow your tongue #TRY USING A FUCKING BRAIN CELL AND AN OUNCE OF COMPASSION #and be thankful fandom creators do this shit for free #enjoy the BEAUTIFUL FEAST THAT THESE PEOPLE GIVE US #WITHOUT BEING A DICK ABOUT IT #I don’t think it’s that hard #but what would I know ig 🙄#also pineapple on pizza is a crime I will never forgive #marauders #marauders fandom #nathara is active? what.

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daz4i · 10 months

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i am so angry about being alive it's not even funny anymore

#what's the point in any of this 😐 i will literally never be okay. i never have been okay. I've had debilitating anxiety since birth #it's not going to go away it's literally getting worse as i grow older and so is my depression #hate to hear ppl say it gets better when I've been gradually getting worse since i was like 13 #which is extremely funny. bc when i was 13 is when most of my suicide attempts took place #at least i was active and took initiative back then 🙄 i only became too tired to keep trying since #i don't want to kill myself i just want to be dead. I'm tired. I'm angry. I'm always feeling awful. nothing is worth it #even when i feel good it's like 1% of how bad i always feel. and it's not like there's much good to go around anyway #i don't understand now people don't constantly feel like losing their mind over how shit life is truly #there's this line in nlh actually. where yozo asks how come ppl don't constantly want to kill themselves. and yeah felt #i can barely distract myself anymore bc nothing is stimulating enough esp when I'm alone #and i don't. care enough. about anything. to want to stay alive. like i said nothing is worth it. idc if ppl would be sad sorry #i don't even know what I'm saying anymore man. idk why I'm doing so bad rn. it's been a tough week ig.#nothing actually happened but everything is just. less than average. a little worse than neutral. just enough to be grating #i don't want to kill myself but i wish i could #wish i wasn't a coward wish i didn't fear permanent damage or hospitals or even just pain i have no control over #nothing happened but everything sucks. existence is disappointing. i would like to stop #vent #suicide //#negative //#ask to tag #i genuinely don't know what to do now. i can't distract myself. i probably shouldn't fall asleep when I'm like that #(at least if i don't want to have nightmares like i did all week and for tomorrow to be even worse)#tbh i doubt i even COULD fall asleep like that lol my brain's working too fast as usual 😐#sigh. sorry for the vent. trying to clear some of the dirt off my psyche

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trollbreak · 5 months

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< read some hurt comfort, caught up with the story again, and now is itching for a particular flavor of dynamic but doesn’t have the fortitude to build it up

#I was waxing on poetic abt tragedy of enjoying hurt/comfort but having Problems with the hurt sometimes #but then my neighbor yelled and I backspaced the tag away #and um. here we are ig #Anymeow turns to stare at ethann with big round eyes #or persnaps junie #fun fact junie has come to the conclusion that getting involved in ethann’s deal would be more detriment than help #on account of all the self destructive activities she likes to partake in. is like hm. squints. you’d be too easy to teach some of these #things and that seems. Not Great. makes a couple comments to bill and gives gedian whatever they were bringing over and leaves again #but now that has me pondering… Ethann unintentionally cornering junie…#well #‘cornering’#they both end up on nearby roofs and Ethann is like hey I know u and junie is like. hi this is very high up What Are You Doing and Ethann is #like I’m climbing :/ obviously 🙄 I’m not here to buy groceries #and they end up cloudeatching or something

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theflyingfeeling · 8 months

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me in the Olli/Allu delelu land trying to explain how Olli acting weird and Aleksi suddenly smoking and them secretly glancing at each other must be all connected somehow

because they ARE!! 😭 we may be yet to connect the dots, but we're getting there okay, we're not crazy 😤

(don't forget the sunglasses!! I haven't figured out how but I just know they're somehow relevant in all this as well 😤 he just seems weirdly attached to them (and the bandana around his neck which he's been wearing in literally every picture we've seen of him for almost two weeks now?? not counting the pictures taken in the pool) like, did he pay and arm an a leg for them (I'm not sure if he's worn that exact pair before? I may be wrong though lol I often am with stuff like this) and justified the purchase to himself by swearing he'd wear them every chance he gets for the rest of the year lol

#the rest goes in the tags because okay fine i MAY be just a little bit crazy sdgjsdjgsgdsg but hear me out alright #let's say aleksi used to smoke but quit because it's unhealthy #now why do people usually relapse with smoking?#for fun ig but he's said many times he's trying to be healthier. dude won't drink pepsi with caffeine in it but cigarettes are fine? 🙄#sure the reasons are individual but at least in my mother's case it was often when she felt stressed out about random shit #so perhaps aleksi took up smoking again because something's stressing him out / making him anxious / worrying him #it could be the tour but it's not like they haven't been on tour in the US before so why would he be particularly stressed out about that?#could be something work-related but unrelated to the band. a project he had to put on hold because of the tour?#because from what i've understood the HU supporting gig happened on quite a short notice #tbh that alone could very legitimately be a cause of stress on its own. not enough time to prepare? not enough time to spend with the fam?#(perhaps if you weren't streaming every other evening...🙄)#or maybe he's just jetlagged and nicotine is his remedy of choice?#ooooooorrr it could be something related to his personal life. hard to say what though. a sudden change? general anxiety?#he doesn't /seem/ particularly anxious though but the hell would i know #so... aleksi taking up bad habits + olli's weird behaviour + secret glances and maybe low-key avoiding each other = ???#my theory is still that they hooked up and are now forced to deal with the consequences 😶#''how are they avoiding each other exactly?'' one might ask and worry not! i am prepared for counterarguments! ☝️#to put it briefly: the delulu in me says so 😌#(this applies to everything i wrote above 😂 i'm writing this just for my and y'all's entertainment you know)#ollixallu #answered asks #sparfloxacin

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touyaz · 2 years

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hi baby *pees on you to assert dominance* anyway i saw ur post abt exploring darker tropes and content and this is ur sign to pleaseee do it !!!!! def would fit ur writing style v beautifully and i wanna see what fucked shit u come up with <33 ur shig posts were delicious

opens mouth in submission I guess ?!??🙄

I will Def write smth nasty just for you now :* but I feel sooo dumb rn like I can't even think of what fucked tropes I wanna write, just that I Do wanna try writing them, so now I gotta think & get all creative 😪😪 shig is my dirty little muse tho I just know he has no limits or boundaries . Freak 😩

#i will b a little cringe in the tags now bc wtv i say here doesnt actually exist in the world but thank u for everything u just said bc ur #words & support & kindness do make my dick hard+my heart flutter or wtv🙄🫣& i appreciate u sm where would i be without u? ⚰️<- right there #moving on 🤮🤮 i fr dont know what dark tropes there even are like . i know i tend towards soft yan! characterisation so ig i'd start by.#making them a lot meaner. but idk where to go from there 😪 into the dead dove tags i go to Find Myself i guess 😪😪#ask #tw dark content #tw yandere #tw mommy's milkies

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vaguenotions · 28 days

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Oh, yes, I just love your unannounced sleepover where you both come back from the bar after carefully avoiding telling me that's where you were going, and also neglecting to tell me when you'd be home! I definitely do not want to knock you on your ass and take a bat to your dome! That would be rude and unnecessary :)

Oh yes, please do start talking about shit amongst yourselves and make me feel isolated and othered in ny own room! These moments are what I live for, of course. Naturally. Who would ever have any issues with this arrangement at all?

#txt #might delete this later but i also might not because my irritation and rage is real and i shouldnt have to so constantly discard it #i am so tired of constantly putting it aside #i want your blood in my fucking teeth. and it's your fault i want it there- certainly- because I TRY. I try so hard not to feel this way #but eventually you get tired of those little games too #okay I drafted this for a minute bc idk if this fucker is actually spending the night or not i just know he took off his belt. BUT THEN ONE #+ OF THESE FUCKERS DECIDED TO START TALKING ABOUT SPIDERS. A THING THAT I HAVE A VERY BAD PHOBIA ABOUT. I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU #thinking of killing and maiming and maiming and killing and killing and shredding and tearing and killing and-#seriously though what. the fuck. you even go ''oh they're not gonna like this'' THEN HOW ABOUT YOU DONT FUCKING SAY IT #ohh and now you're sitting here making plans for when you go out without me next! I'm going to make you a bloody smear on my fucking floor #i am going to Dissect you. I'm going to rip you apart and feed you to the local strays and csrrion birds.#not even getting up and leaving right fucking now would assuage me. i wish i wasn't so full of fucking hate but you just keep adding fuel +#+to the fire #im so tired. I'll come back with a ''im fine now'' if he fucking leaves but im going to seethe now. im so fucking angry.#how do you fucks continually just bounce between the topics that makes me feel Most Violent Towards You? literally how do you not realize i #+ want you dead at this point? how do you not realize the grave you've dug for yourselves in my mind?#i dont fucking mask it that well. i know i dont. and still you fucking do this #((part of why it being a bar specifically that bothers me besides the very deliberate and careful avoidance of mentioning it to me is that #+*one of you is at serious risk for becoming an alcoholic. why the fuck are you being enabled this way?*))#((if i was dating someone with a genetic predisposition of alcoholism i would make your regular dates nights- idk- NOT THE FUCKING BAR +#+ DISTRICT. DO YOU EVEN FUCKING CARE ABOUT THEM? DO YOU? This fucking boils my god damn blood.))#(ultimately its their decision if they want to fucking drink yeah sure whatever YOU DONT NEED TO REGULARLY AND READILY ENABLE IT. BASTARD.)#(If they want to drink so fucking bad- if they push for the bars- JUST BUY SOME ALCOHOL AND BRING IT FUCKING HERE. It limits how much they+#+can have for one- and it would isolate me from you two less! just as an added fucking bonus! but no very unreasonable of me. what was i +#+thinking? clearly not about them 🙄)#i might be a little out of line here. i can admit that. but if anyone spent a week in my fucking shoes back when they first got together +#+and then now? you would fucking understand.#and they just. keep. talking. to eachother. no attempts to include me. not even glances my way. like always.#''oh nothing will change'' IT FUCKING CHANGED. I want to hurt you so bsdly for that lie with ever passing day. do you even know it was a li #do you? anyway was abt to post this and noticed a gif i have of a woman ripping her shirt off so im going to stare at that until im calm ig.

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sadlazzle · 6 months

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i don’t rlly hav much of an issue w sister friede i jst think it gets rlly boring when the first two phases r pretty trivial but i still hav to slog thru them jst to try n learn the third phase moveset. two stages bosses don’t rlly suffer frm this issue as much, but 3 jst makes it a bit tedious i think

#jst my opinion. cause i like the fight a lot #but im already bored of having to do phases 1 & 2 jst to get to blackflame #cause the first two phases r boring. they just r #once u know em they’re boring #and knowing i hav to go thru them every time is boring too #i think i can consistently get to blackflame friede with like 6 or 7 estus which is cool that’s more than enough #but the getting back to her is sooooooo tedious #it’s like they saw there was absolutely no run back so they were like ‘how do we make a rlly cool boss rlly annoying’ and added in-#-an extra boss phase that’s jst boring #idk what i would do tbh. maybe make phase 1 friede a mock boss yk #like she’d get the health bar and everything but then she’d go down in like two well placed hits #and then father & friede and blackflame friede would be the real boss #idk kinda like she’s been gifted her power specifically to kick ur ass #cause this ? this is just kinda boring #like oh great i hav to go thru the virgin friede to get to the chad friede ig 🙄#plum plays dark souls 3

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18-toe-beans · 9 months

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i’m still shaking

#/vent post #this week has given me more emotional whiplash than the rest of the year combined #being told to ‘use my brain’ to being told I'm a ‘core member’ at work to being called a fucker in gc #to going back to my parents place for the first time in about 3 years and them NOT yelling at me and instead being Most Chill #not berating me for being opinionated and not being perfect and instead giving me some Interesting Info #not intentionally messing up name and pronouns and asking for help instead #and then SMOKING WITH ME AFTER THATS WHAT THEY HAD THEATENED HOMELESSNESS OVER BEFORE #then coming back to my place and having a coworker threaten workplace violence #then finally being intimate after being touch adverse for a month and then touch starved for two weeks #still mad about the flashbacks and getting triggered about shit #but yk it is what it is bc u said u don't care so ig it must not matter #u barely ever ask about me so how would you even know what my past looks like?#but ugh it's whatever i forgot 🙄

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rosyblooom · 2 months

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love (to hate) u | ln4 smau

PAIRING: lando norris x fem!reader A/N: hey! love this idea sm!! hope it's as u imagined :)

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username AHH BOTH OF YOU ARE CUTE AF LYYY <333

maxfewtrell You mean my cat?

yourusername **OUR cat 🔫🙂

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f1gossipofficial Y/N L/N was spotted today by fans attending the Australia Grand Prix alongside Oscar Piastri. Despite her and Lando Norris famously not getting along, it comes as quite a surprise to see her accompanying his teammate, especially considering their shared friend circles.

Who knows, maybe there's a relationship announcement on the horizon?👀

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yourusername alright fun's over, congrats bby xxx (happy now oscar?)

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oscarpiastri As you can all see, we are NOT dating

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username you guys are fake as shit, but ig you're cute or whatever🙄

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lovekt · 10 days

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⋆ ｡˚ ⋆｡ BIRDS OF A FEATHER ⋆ ｡˚ ⋆｡

(we should stick together)

pairing; oscar piastri x fem!reader

blurb; where oscar funds your slightly unhealthy obsession, and uses it as a way to your heart.

author’s note; i’m thinking of writing this up into a little friend to lovers blurb. anywayss something short and sweet as i’ve only got two weeks left of exams!!

🎶; now playing… birds of a feather - billie eilish

<< the library , op81 masterlist >>

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user1 and that's what I get for screaming my man, my man, my man too loud

↳ user2 girll he was never your man. we all know who that's for

user3 honestly get you a guy who adds to your jellycat collection no questions asked.

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oscarpiastri Another one for another year. Can't wait until there's seventy or so stalking me everywhere I go. Happy birthday "bestie", some more surprises coming soon...?

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user1 everyone say happy birthday rn or ill show up on your doorstep

user2 HE’S PLANNING ON BUYING HER ATLEAST SEVENTY

↳ user3 and yall complain that my standards are too high

yourusername planning on sticking around then?

↳ oscarpiastri For as long as you’ll let me

user4 the last slide is giving parents 😭

user5 my all time fav couple 🫶

↳ user6 i’m gonna hold your hand when i tell you this…

user7 oscar pleaseee tell yn to go public 🙏

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yourusername spent the new day with my bestie and this random aussie lad. dont know where he came from, but i have to say it was the best bday i could’ve asked for 🥰

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oscarpiastri Was it the same random aussie lad who carried you home after you fell asleep on him?

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↳ oscarpiastri That bunny should be me

↳ yourusername not a very bestie thing to say mr piastri

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↳ yourusername yes

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mclaren Before and after we told Oscar who our special guest is!

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user1 does it count as a “special” guest when she’s here every race weekend?

yourusername aww im special 🥹

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↳ yourusername won one race and thinks the world revolves around him

user2 oscar’s lucky charm 🥲

oscarpiastri Definitely didn’t already know who it was

↳ user3 you already knew but still smiled at just her name

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oscarpiastri P1 and the best gift I could ever ask for.

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user1 something's telling me winning isn't the best gift he's talking about...

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user2 don't act like we don't know EXACTLY what happened after that last photo was taken

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↳ oscarpiastri It’ll never happen again your highness

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user1 war is over. YN IS PUBLIC!

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user2 THE PASTRY JELLYCAT OMG

oscarpiastri This is the first thing you say on public?

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user3 DID OSCAR PASTRY BUY YOU A PASTRY TEDDY??

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↳ yourusername im jokingg bestie its my favourite one

↳ user3 not the friendzone

↳ oscarpiastri Acting like I didn't buy you all of them. Ok

user4 dare i say the wait was worth it

user5 do you guys need a dog?

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lewisvinga · 2 months

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down bad | lewis hamilton x fem! reader

summary; just lewis being an absolute simp for his wife on the main

fc; stenss on ig

warnings; ?

taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs @thehufflepuffavenger1 @minseok-smaus @goldenmclaren @ollieshifts @lavisenri @graciewrote @xoscar03 @c-losur3

note; requested ! lewis the loml

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lewishamilton: happiest of birthdays to my sweetest girl. forever grateful that i get to call the most gorgeous woman on this earth my wife. may this day be filled with many blessings. i love you so much, pretty girl. 🤍

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yourusername: YOU ARE MY BLESSING🥹🥹

yourusername: i love u sm , lew ☹️🩷

lewishamilton: love you , pretty girl 🩷

username: i’m so sick rn

username: sleeping on the highway tonight 🚶‍♀️

username: idk how many ‘me n who’ i got left in me😭😭

username: MOTHERS BDAY!!🎉🎉

username: screaming crying throwing up

username: SHES SO FAIRYYY

alexandrasaintmleux: happy birthday 🌸 so excited to be in the ferrari garage with you next year🤍

yourusername: thank u alexxx🥹🥹 so excited too🫶

charles_leclerc: it means ditch the pink for red 😇

lewishamilton: hey, my wife can do whatever she wants 🙄

charles_leclerc: i’ll get roscoe and leo matching outfits 😇

yourusername: DEAL!

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liked by lewishamilton, yourbestfriend, and others.

yourusername: advice of the day; marry a man who is down bad for you

tagged; lewishamilton

lewishamilton: that makeup look of yours 😍😍🥰🥰

yourusername: i think u liked it bc we went shopping after but i’m not sure tho 😋

lewishamilton: how can i not be so down bad for you? my own wife?? a living and breathing goddess???

yourusername: LEWWWKSNDSKKD

yourusername: says the walking god😩 i won’t say much bc there are children here

landonorris: tysm for saving me

username: i will never get over them

username: my roman empire is y/n and lewis 🥹

username: thank u y/n for lewis content 🫡🫡

username: lewis js like me fr bc if i was married to y/n, i’d so be down bad for her too😩

username: him carrying the hermes, chanel, and cartier bags, IM SICK😖😖😖😖

username: not her winning the lottery omfs

yourbestfriend: does he have spare $$$?

yourusername: yes we found a bday gift for u from chanel pookie don’t worry👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

yourbestfriend: THANK U MR N MRS HAMILTON😭😭🙏🙏🙏🫶

lewishamilton: 🫡🫡🫡

username: he’s so down bad he buys y/n’s best friend chanel, why can’t my friends work harder fr 😒😒

#formula one x reader #f1 x reader #f1 smau #f1 scenario #formula one scenarios #f1 imagine #formula one imagines #formula one imagine #f1 scenarios #lewis hamilton smau #lewis hamilton social media au #lewis hamilton x reader #lewis hamilton scenarios #lewis hamilton imagine

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eatingaburrito · 3 months

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SNOOZE — oscar piastri

summary. in which, everyone finally meets oscar’s new girlfriend—who happens to be a ballerina. (part one)

genre. smau

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yourusername life lately

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user that’s oscar’s gf ?????

user yes she is

user OMG WHAT I DIDNT KNOW SHE WAS A BALLERINA

user the last picture 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

yourbestfriend marry me

yourusername where’s the ring ????

yourbestfriend girl you know damn well im broke

user STOP SHES SO BEAUTIFUL

user wtf since when oscar date non-white girls

user bro are you racist or sum

user THEY ARE SO CUTE AND FOR WHAT

user fr !!!!

landonorris you have to teach me some ballerina moves

yourusername lmao dw i got you

oscarpiastri @landonorris Stop flirting with my girlfriend

landonorris bro what ???????????????????

oscarpiastri The prettiest

yourusername staaaaawp (don’t) 🩷

liked by yourusername, landonorris and many others…

oscarpiastri Life Lately

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yourusername yo did you just copied my ig’s caption 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

oscarpiastri Love you

yourusername i love you babe but there’s literally 2 pictures and that’s all

oscarpiastri You’re in there, that’s the most important 🤷🏼‍♂️

yourusername my pookie bear

yourusername the love of my life

yourusername the reason i wake up everyday

landonorris you trippin

yourusername who asked ???????

landonorris sorry 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

user yourname is literally me when i see oscar’s new posts

charlesleclerc You two are the cutest 😘

oscarpiastri Thank you mate

user CHARLES MARRY ME PLS

yourusername @charlesleclerc why r you writing like a facebook mom

charlesleclerc You said you’d stop harassing me

yourusername im not HARASSING you ??? men are always overreacting that’s crazy 🙄🙄🙄🙄

user omg i need him

landonorris he’s taken

landonorris home wrecker

user i bet they are not gonna last 😂😂

user nobody asked your opinion dumb bitch

user ‘dumb bitch’ is a violation but slay queen

user i need to know how they met, that’s a NEED

yourbestfriend girl their first meeting was epic

user TELL US MORE !!!!!!!

yourbestfriend ayo i don’t spill secrets (how much would you pay)

user urghhhhh (3 $)

yourbestfriend that’s too bad 🤷‍♀️ (cheap ass)

yourusername posted new stories !

#f1 x reader #oscar piastri #oscar piastri x reader #oscar piastri imagine #oscar piastri x you #oscar piastri fluff #f1 fanfic #f1 imagine #f1 fic #lando norris #charles leclerc #f1 fluff #oscar piastri smau #f1 smau

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csainzoperator · 6 months

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baby : CL16 ☆

summary: y/n horner has dropped a new single. its a sexy and fun song. but y/n had broken up 4 years ago, and since then there was one superhit album with a sad and shady vibe. new year, new y/n? or new man? let's find out.

(charles leclerc × singer!reader)

trigger warnings: sexual intendos, typos (tried my best to not make any)

face claim: barbara palvin

read more under the cut!

y/nusername has posted!

hi, lovers. i know its been quite a while since you've heard from me but hey! i'm back and my single "baby" is dropping on friday, 8/12/23. stay tuned for more updates. love you all always, i thank each one of you as i wouldn't be here if it weren't for you guys 💋

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christianhorner proud of you, darling ❤️

- gerihalliwellhorner WE are proud of you (the spice girl inside me is squeaking)

landonorris GO BESTIE

- y/nusername ILY DUMBASS

carlossainz55 all the drivers can't wait for this! (we all are disgusted on the inside)

- y/nusername 🤭🤭

- estiebestieee GIRL WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

- y/nloverrr stop....DOES THAT MEAN THE DRIVERS HAVE HEARD THE SONG ALREADY

- pierregasly 🤐

y/nfann YOU LOOK SO PRETTY

paddockclubb y'all wondering if the drivers have heard the song when i'm out here questioning reality cos CHARLES LECLERC HAS LIKED THIS POST.

it was the end of season lunch and you were kind of nervous as you would finally be telling your parents about charles and you. your friends were thrilled but you just didn't know how your father would react.

the heavenly creatures and godly people had given you a blessing. BECAUSE NO WAY IN HELL YOUR FATHER KNEW ABOUT IT ALL ALONG?

"you aren't letting him in on any red bull secrets now, are you?" your father questioned you. and you replied right back, with mock seriousness. "you mean have i told him how max cuddles his cats and how checo never stops talking about mexican food? yes dad i've kept that a secret." your boyfriend lets out a chuckle as you finish your sentence, squeezing your thigh below the table.

"aww maxie you're a softie at heart" lando teases him as max glares at you playfully. the brunch was a success and you just couldn't wait to get back to the hotel with charles because, oh dear lord. he looked absolutely ravishing. divine. sublime even. and he knew what was on your mind, the way his hands kept brushing yours, his soft kisses when no one was looking. you felt it all.

y/nusername has posted!

fancy hotel but this is how we showed up 🤞🏼 liked by christianhorner, charles_leclerc, maxverstappen1 and 99,827 others.

landonorris oooh who's that hot man

- y/nusername carlossainz55 come get your child

- carlossainz55 my apologies

- carlaaaando EXACTLY WHO IS THAT MAN

charles_leclerc 🌟

y/nusername has liked this comment

- f1wags WTF ARE Y'ALL SEEING THIS.

- estiebestiee if y/n and charles are a thing. I'M NOT READY FOR THIS 🖐🏼

y/nloverr OK BUT THE UPGRADE THO. from that trash guy 4 years ago to charles mfkin leclerc 🙏🏼

it was the big day. your single was about to drop today and your boyfriend was lying down on your lap, telling you how he would LOVE to tell the world that the song was about him. you agreed, it was about him. he slowly got up and wrapped his arms around your waist, letting his hands slip under your shirt.

"aren't we getting cheeky now, mr leclerc?" you teased. "oh we are just getting started, baby" he mumbles as he kisses down your neck. and just like that, he made your big day much more special by his, let's say, needy touches.

y/nusername has posted!

"baby" out now on all platforms! enjoy streaming. sending kisses 💋 liked by charles_leclerc, landonorris, lewishamilton and 288,718,123 others.

y/nfannn "baby, baby, do i taste like candy, sugarcoated he says i'm the most sweet" UM GUYS????? I'M NOT OK 🖐🏼

landonorris great song ig 🙄

- y/nusername oh cmon we all know you love it

lewishamilton great job, sis. got a sick beat 🖤

y/nusername has liked this comment

f1wags GUYS. I'M 100% SURE THAT'S CHARLES' BACK.

- carlandooo RAH STOP I'M WEAK IN MY KNEES RN

y/nloverrr "i'm a handful but, that's what hands are for. pin me to the floor, treat it like its yours" SCREAMING YELLING KICKING MY FEET IN THE AIR GN. she ate that up 🙏🏼

charles_leclerc 🤭

charles_leclerc has posted!

"baby" is ab me. y'all can cry now 🤭 liked by y/nusername, arthur_leclerc, carlossainz55 and 287,112,123 others.

y/nusername i love you, baby.

- charles_leclerc NAH. i love you more.

- y/nusername shut up, i will kill every person who says against me, i love you more.

- charles_leclerc wow look at you making me all scared AND getting me horny at the same time.

landonorris UM. I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT.

pierregasly THERE ARE KIDS ON THIS APP.

maxverstappen1 why y'all acting like we didn't know since ages. anyways. *pretends to be shook* CONGRATS GUYS!

y/nleclercfan PARENTS 🤞🏼

lechairrr y/n basically told us how good charles is in bed by her song 😭

f1wags HAH. I KNEW IT. I SAW IT COMING BUT I'M STILL SO SHOOK RN?????

scuderiaferrari red looks good on you guys ❤️

the end ♡

#f1 instagram au #carlos sainz #charles leclerc #f1 fanfic #f1 x reader #f1 #f1 imagine #formula 1 #instagram au #fanfiction #carlos sainz x reader #charles leclerc x reader #formula one #arthur leclerc #sharl leclerc

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sunrizef1 · 4 months

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Try Again Pt.2

Pairing: Lewis Hamilton x reader

Warnings: None

A/N: wrote this while sick so it took a while sorry

Pt.1

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INSTAGRAM

yourusername

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user1 she’s so pretty

user2 WHERES LEWIS

user3 where is she???

user4 she tagged England on her ig story a few days ago but there’s some pap photos that say Monaco

user5 she’s so hot dude

landonorris six glasses for u n who???

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landonorris don’t just like my comment you bitch

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user6 I miss dad

user7 beautiful

user8 would it be enough if I could never give you peace… 😭😭😭

user9 the way these lyrics have nothing to do with the post 😒

user8 I just miss Lewis girl 🙄

user10 maybe we just leave them alone… just an idea

charlesleclerc 🇲🇨🤩

yourusername thought this was a compliment for me but then realized ur just in love with Monaco

charlesleclerc you can’t change me 🤷‍♂️

TWITTER

MESSAGES

INSTAGRAM

yourusername

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yourusername 🇲🇨🌊☀️

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user11 LEWIS

user12 TARGET ACQUIRED 🎯

user13 FOUND HIM

user14 Lewis i know that’s you

user15 you don’t have to hide his face girl… we won’t hurt him

user16 his apology better have been pretty fucking grand

user17 why???

user18 vibes say he fucked up

user19 not to mention the shit he pulled with that ig model after the breakup

landonorris I’m gonna find you

yourusername ???

landonorris lock your doors

f1gossip 🤭

user20 I’m not sure about this one…

user22 bad vibes bad vibes

user23 I’m so glad they’re back together

TWITTER

INSTAGRAM

yourusername

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yourusername back home ✈️🇬🇧

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user24 girl what happened with you and Lewis???

user25 r u okay girl???

user26 I feel so bad for her

user27 what’d he doooooo

landonorris answer ur phone nerd

user28 puppy 😍

user29 is she from England???

user30 no but she’s lived there for a rly long time, it’s how she met Lewis and Lando

charles_leclerc my love ❤️

yourusername again, I’d be flattered if you didn’t mean the dog

charles_leclerc I ❤️ your dog

user31 if you wanna keep me, you gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta love me harder 😭

user32 all my homies hate Lewis Hamilton

MESSAGES

INSTAGRAM

yourusername added to their story!

yourusername

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yourusername if you wanna keep me

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user33 THEYRE BACK

user34 this better stay this time

user35 love me harder caption???

user36 SO WHAT DO I DO IF I CANT FIGURE IT OUT

user35 YOUVE GOT TO TRY TRY TRY AGAIN

user37 SO WHAT DO I DO IF I CANT FIGURE IT OUT

user38 IM GONNA LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE AGAIN

lewishamilton 🖤

yourusername 🖤

user39 awwww (I think)

user40 where’s Lando

landonorris CALL ME NOW PLEASE

yourusername can’t, with my bf

landonorris since bf stands for best friend your a liar because im nowhere near you

yourusername lonely

landonorris 😠

_______

lewishamilton

liked by yourusername landonorris and 83,092,876 others

lewishamilton ive gotta love you harder

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user41 the lyrics in the caption, ok thoughtful

user42 we love a man with the ability to remember the lyrics to a song he was on

user43 SLAYINGGGGGG

landonorris boo 🍅🍅🍅

lewishamilton ???

landonorris what r ur intentions with my daughter

yourusername I'm older than you

landonorris boo 🍅🍅🍅

user44 I missed them

user45 they're so adorable

user46 🥳🥳🥳

user47 love them

user48 I know Lewis did something to cause that breakup and the re-breakup but she seems so much happier with him

yourusername love you 🖤

lewishamilton love you too 🖤

user49 PARENTSSSS

____________________

Tags: @sunny44

#f1 fanfic #f1 fic #f1 imagine #f1 smau #f1 x female reader #f1 x reader #f1 x y/n #f1 x you #lewis hamilton smau #lewis hamilton x fem!reader #lewis hamilton x you #lewis hamilton x reader

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softspiderling · 13 days

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✦ . * ocean blue eyes pt. III | r.c.

pairing: rafe cameron x reader

author's note: @ghostofwriting I know I changed it, keep it to yourself

✦ . 　⁺ 　 . ✦ . 　⁺ 　 . ✦

liked by youruser, prada, sarahcam and 1.250.672 others

rafe thank you for having me @.prada

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rafesgf please please please please please

allaboutrafe just one chance i beg

onlyrafes 🤭

rafe247 bro looks absolutely scrumptious

prada it was a pleasure

raferaferafe smash. next question

allhailyn yn what are you doing here 🤨

➞ ynsunshine he's her guitar player's brother, maybe she's just being supportive

↳ allhailyn not entirely convinced 🤨🤨

sarahcam you clean up nice ig

liked by jjmaybank, topperthorntonofficial, rafe and 2.982.231 others

youruser thank you so so much for 1 billion streams on spotify ❤️

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niallhoran congrats👏🏼

minminmin0712 drinks on you next time girl

➞ youruser no u❤️

allhailyn why am i crying

ynsunshine Crying at the club rn forreal

sabrinacarpenter you’re working late

➞ youruser cuz i’m a singerrrr✨

cleogriffith slay girl!!!

➞ youruser 🥹

sarahcam MOST DESERVING!!!!

➞ youruser 🩷

kiecarerra sunburn has been on repeat at my house🤍

➞ youruser stop itttt😭

allaboutrafe rafe always lurking in the likes lol

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➞ rafe247 not yn liking that comment👀

rafe sent this story to topperthorntonofficial: how do you know her?

topperthorntonofficial: I surf with her brother

topperthorntonofficial: Why?

rafe: no reason

topperthorntonofficial: 🤨

topperthorntonofficial: Are you into her?

rafe: what? no.

rafe: what gave you that idea?

topperthorntonofficial: I mean, there were two reasons why you would ask about her and I didn’t really take you for a fangirl

rafe: … I like her songs

topperthorntonofficial: Name one song.

rafe: sunburn

topperthorntonofficial: That’s on me, I made it too easy for you

rafe: did Sarah say something?

topperthorntonofficial: No, you just told me everything I needed to know

❤️ youruser liked this story

youruser replied to this story: why is your brother kinda.....

sarbear: on my knees begging you to stop

youruser: you can't blame me, he's literally a model🙄

youruser: when are you getting back?❤️

sarbear: when do you need me?

youruser: saturday?

sarbear: done❤️

youruser: bring your brother 🥵

sarbear: blocking you

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youruser windows open wide, city sounds outside

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ynsbaby … These sound like lyrics

➞ ynnnn i fear she is cooking

yn4life *slams credit card on the table* NEW SONG WHEN

➞ abrmsyn I only got a dollar… But new song when

ynsswiftie Pls don’t start posting easter eggs, Taylor is already making me crazy

swiftienation real😭

ynsbiggestfan girly just got 1 billion streams on spotify and went “y’know what, let’s make that 2”😭

ynnation what is brewing🤨

✦ . 　⁺ 　 . ✦ . 　⁺ 　 . ✦

author’s note: the slow burn is slow burning. what are we thinking?

#rafe cameron x reader #rafe cameron #rafe x reader #rafe cameron x you #rafe x you #rafe cameron fanfiction #rafe cameron fic #rafe cameron fanfic #rafe cameron social media au #drew starkey #drew starkey social media au #outer banks #obx

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maybankprincess · 9 months

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request

could you please make a pierre gasly insta au or a max one. You don't need to and if you don't want to please just ignore this comment. Stay Hydrated Love.

pairing...max verstappen x christian horner's daughter!reader

summary...in which yn promised she would never fall for a driver until a certain driver made her take back her promise

{instagram}

yourusername

liked by christianhorner, kymillman and 1,098,675 others

yourusername my favorite kind of weekend 🤍

comments:

fan1 love to see her in the paddock

christianhorner you look pretty happy for someone who didn't want to come to last year's races

yourusername no need to expose me like that, dad-

fan2 loved your look this today!

lilymhe bestie looking good!

yourbestfriend1 missed you this weekend 😢

yourusername i'll be back soon!!

{instagram}

enews

liked by maxvfan1234, maxy4eva and 109,879 others

enews yn horner was photographed walking in the f1 paddock ahead of the austrian grand prix. the brunette was seen engrossed in the practice sessions, qualifying, as well as the race, this comes as rumors swirl that she may be rooting for someone special. link in bio for more.

comments:

fan1 love her fit!!

fan2 no offence enews but get your stories straight, our queen could never!!

fan3 someone show enew's admin yn's iconic tweet from a few years ago 🙄

fan4 istg imma send them the post 🙄

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{instagram}

yourusername

liked by therealgerihalliwell, maxverstappen1 and 209,583 others

yourusername reunited with the besties 🤍

comments:

yourbestfriend1 girls' trip finally left the groupchat!

yourusername who would've thought 😂

yourbestfriend2 need to do this again sometime!

fan1 ahhh dream girls' trip!

fan2 am I the only one who realised max liked her post??

fan3 i did too, probs nothing though

fan2 hm we'll see

therealgerihalliwell glad you enjoyed your time away!

yourusername no, THANK YOU for convincing dad to let me go!

christianhorner hey! i had my reasons

yourusername sure dad..

{instagram}

yourusername has added a photo to their story!

{twitter}

{instagram}

yourusername

liked by therealgerihalliwell, yourbestfriend1 and 594,027 others

yourusername life lately <3

comments:

yourbestfriend1 gotta get credits for a few pics 👀

yourusername of course! here it is lol

fan1 love the skirt 🫶

fan2 THE SECOND SLIDE WAT-

christianhorner hope you had fun, dear

fan3 are we just gonna ignore the seond pic..

fan2 THATS WHAT I THOUGHT

therealgerihalliwell gorgeous 💗

yourbestfriend2 i see you really enjoyed your company lately

yourusername shush you

fan4 obviously we don't know smth-

{instagram}

maxverstappen1

liked by yourusername, maxmaxmax123 and 2,983,093 others

maxverstappen1 went karting with close friends

comments:

fan1 maxy 🧡

fan2 max soft launching is not on my bingo card

fan3 max AND yn soft launching in the same week? they're together, I'm calling it

fan1 ig we'll see

{twitter}

{instagram}

yourusername

liked by maxverstappen1, christianhorner and 1,563,392 others

yourusername ready for the last race before the summer break <3

comments:

fan1 ICONICC

fan2 i love her 😭😭

christianhorner number one redbull supporter

yourusername thank you thank you

fan3 yn's pic with max 😭

fan4 and him liking her post too!!

fan3 ikr!! like can you guys be more obvious???

{instagram}

redbullracing

liked by yourusername, maxfan4ever and 571,223 others

redbullracing broken record (and trophy cc @mclaren)

comments:

shelovesformula1 🔥🔥🔥🔥

fan1 lando was like: if i can't have it, no one can

fan2 yn liking the pic 👀

fan3 chill it's baseless

fan4 apparently @fan3 lived under a rock for the past fex months

fan5 frr the soft launch and all

{instagram}

yourusername

liked by therealgerihalliwell, maxverstappen1 and 1,837,093 others

yourusername congrats on the big win, my love ❤️

comments:

fan1 im still shook even if we already knew-

fan2 SAME HERE IM SHOOK

fan3 WAIT WHAT????

fan4 told ya

fan3 ...

maxverstappen1 thanks baby! thanks for being my good luck charm <3

yourusername always <3

christianhorner didn't know your boyfriend was one of my drivers...

yourusername ...oops?

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a/n: hope you liked it!!

click here to be added to my f1 taglist

tags: @peachiicherries @charli123456789 @lovings4turn @qnktmr @flannelforthetoads @iloveyou3000morgan @the-depressed-fellow @mirrorball-6 @cha-hot @shobaes @luvrrish @sainzluvrr @oscarpastryyyyy @escapism-writer

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