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#i have to say this somewhere or im gonna go crazy#so at a preschool. you HAVE to have one adult sitting at every table when kids are eating. and you also need a person in the hall#for kids getting their lunchboxes and going to the bathroom and shit ok. are you with me here. this makes sense#so today. my 2 coworkers had already taken the chairs bc i got caught up in the hall but i was so fucking hungry that i just ate standing u#which was fine. like i could just put my lunch down if someone needed my help and i Did that ok it was fine. no one was left alone#but later at SNACKTIME. it took me forever to get these 2 kids in the room and seated ready to eat & by the time i got in some kids were#already finished and ready to go to the playroom. so i was like ok i guess I'm not eating for the latter half of the day because they cant#be left alone. and my 2 coworkers at this point were sitting with the snackers and they looked fine so i looked after the Players#intermittently glancing to the snack tables to make sure everyone was fine mind you#So what happened here was.#There was a 20 second interval between the time i glanced up to see 2 adults at the snack table. And the time i glanced up to see#a completely unsupervised snack table. one kid STANDING UP ON THE TABLE blowing raspberries and pointing at the other kids#could not have been more than 20 or 30 seconds that i wasn't looking and NO ONE TOLD ME they were leaving the room#if i had been WARNED that they were leaving i would have prioritized the snackers and sat with them so no one choked and no one fucking#stood on the table#but they both just left for whatever reason without saying anything#and when i brought it up after school they were just like. well marty you were eating too much during lunch#next time you should eat before coming in to work so you can give the kids your full attention#??????? i already skipped a meal today for that exact reason?? how is it my fault that i don't want to starve?#am i actually in the wrong here because it's driving me FUCKING nuts. that was NOT a safe situation and it obviously can NOT happen again#but the issue was a lapse in communication not me wanting to eat food so i don't actually die#and those were two different times of day so they're not even relevant#obviously there are bigger issues in the world than this but i feel like throwing up over it. this was not my fault#I'm sorry that you guys can survive off of like 1 spoonful of granola and a single acai berry for the entire day but im not built like that
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I love everything about this interaction. Cleo doing literally all the talking with Etho and Grian standing slightly behind her quietly with swords out, almost like guard dogs. Them discussing loyalty and Cleo trying to tell Gem to ask Scott about everyone’s loyalty (while also very subtly trying to convince gem not to team with the mounders). Cleo about to say that them, Grian and Etho were all loyal before immediately backtracking on Grian and then Scott bringing up his quick move from the bad boys to the neighbours last season.
#secret life#secret life smp#secret life spoilers#trafficblr#ethoslab#zombiecleo#grianmc#geminitay#smajor1995#life series#Cleo stood on top of the crafting table with Etho and Grian on each side of them is a power move
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whisper whisper whisper
#tf2 heavy#tf2 medic#tf2 fanart#tf2#team fortress 2#just imagine the rest of the team opposite at the dinner table#medic has stood behind heavy ALL day...what's he got left to say to him#thank you for all the nice well wishes re: my hand! it's much better now...i can draw...slowly...
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Typical girls night out 😌 anyways what I had in mind for this was (district era) Alaska trying to handle a land simply too lawless and dangerous. But he’s too bitter at the world to be taken out smh. Soapy Smith is gonna have to do a little more than that
Nvm he just threw up raspberry juice 💔 (he was jumped idk how he’s still walking)
#alaska stood on business from department to district to territory he wasn’t letting things slide he was most definitely a moose#nowadays he just takes a really good nap and life is okay. I don’t blame him#welcome to the statehouse#ben brainard#wttt fan art#wttt fanart#wttt headcanons#wttsh#wttt alaska#wttsh fanart#wttsh alaska#wttt#welcome to the table
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"We didn't need the interview to answer stuff that's already in the game, people just lack media literacy!"
the game
#to be fair half of the questions are pretty obvious#like is lanz a machina? ...yes? who asked this?#then actual confusing elements are just like ''oh can't answer that because we'll address it in the next game''#please don't do this to me 1 and 2 stood on their own perfectly fine and didn't need future games to make them make sense#still kills me how when asked about how shulk and rex are there it the response is basically ''i don't know either''#i'm gonna flip a table#xc3#xenoblade chronicles 3#xenoblade chronicles 3 spoilers#this game and its discourse endlessly tire me
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i love love love it when people call eddie cosplayers/writers/artists cringey - BRO SO WAS HE 😭
#he stood on a table and shouted about forced conformity#he tried to scare a basketball player by acting like the devil#if someone did that in my high school i would have burst into tears from secondhand embarrassment#i get it okay nerdy behavior is not everyone's favorite#but like.. wear your hellfire shirt to comic con#it's okay#eddie munson#stranger things
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“And there’s nothing that will stay with me forever.”
BETWEEN US (2022).
#between us#teamwin#asianlgbtqdramas#asiandramasource#*#faiza gifs#something something about team choosing win. every single time. GOD THE WAY IT MUST MAKE WIN EVEN MORE BREATHLESS.#make his heart beat so much more faster that every time he turns around#team is stood right behind him#choosing him#every single time#like win just puts the offer on the table and leaves and lets team make up his mind if he wants to take the hand he offers and come to him#he never pressures him never coerces him never manipulates him never never never#he just says 'here i am and these are your choices. i'm going to physically move myself away from you now so that there's nothing to cloud#your decision-making. its just you and your full free will choosing what you want to do.#and if you want me you know where to find me.'#and ... god. there's EVERY CHANCE team can just. not take the offer and leave.#but every time win turns around. he's there. he's stood there. team is there.#god win if only you knew. team will choose you always. always always always.
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SKADJKAJFKSFSAA content warning: embarrassing moment during my dinner out... /lh
#so - my dinner party right? while eating - i couldnt help but notice the waiters that attend to our tables were... young and nice looking#SAGFHHJAHJGSDSAGAS LISTEN JUST LISTEN#one of them stood out to me - he just looked.. really good looking#i promise you i dont fall easily irl -- but this guy just caught my attention#he had the whole waiter outfit though it was more casual - i frowned noticing that he didnt have a nametag on like the other workers ASDDJA#everytime i passed by - i would glance at him and just.. idk appreciate him adjsahsjfksfs im so sorry if this sounds weird HELPLASDAWHA#he just kept visiting our table since there were many of us and i would just smile when he pops up#now when everyones done eating - he would pick up their plates and bro. he took one plate in front of me and i was not ready for it SDFGSHF#picked up the dish next to my sister and i was like ASDAHFJSDAGSD (BREATHE)#BUT YOU KNOW WHAT GOT WORST? (OR BEST?)#IT WAS GETTING LATE. THE RESTARAUNT WAS CLOSING UP AND THE WAITERS KINDA SLOWED DOWN WITH THEIR PACE#they were moving the chairs back in order. the guy i like decides to sit down. and hes there. just breathing#SUDDENLY HE STARTS TO REMOVE HIS BOWTIE AND I WAS LIKE.OH OKAY OKAY. OH#i thought that was it BUT THEN NOOOO HE UNDOES TWO OF HIS BUTTONS AND I SAW HIS COLLAR BROOO I WANTED TO GO HOME SO BAD#AND THEN WE WOULD ACCIDENTALLY MAKE EYE CONTACT WHAT KINDA FUCKIN WATTPAD STORY IS THISSSSSSSS#I WAS SO . EMBARRASSED BUT ALSO LIKE AKSJDAKJFS WHY IS HE SO FINE HHHRRR#i was legit praying to just think back to steven like i dont know how to handle this genuinely ahjdfksafhsfsa#what a day that was......#~ rambling#man i hope this never happens to me again /lh
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save me eshet chayil...eshet chayil...eshet chayil save me...
#fuck dude#“false is grace and vain is beauty”#it sure is#it sure is when you say it like that#im trying to find a good recording of it to recommend but i just cant#this song isnt meant to be sung by a man like all the recordings are#its meant to be sang by a woman#or a group#and you feel it in your heart#you feel the tug of the folklore and the culture#you feel the eshet chayil tapping on your shoulder#welcoming in shabbat with you#and you stand there like the fucking avatar knowing that there are so many generations of people behind you#who have stood in your position#at the shabbat table#singing a hymn#and feeling crushed (in a good way) by the realization of community#i didnt mean to write poetry in the tags but here we are XD#jumblr#jewblr#i guess#i may just record myself singing it since i cant find one that fits my standards
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1 day into the semester and i am so over it
#giiiiiirl what the fuck 😭😭😭#my head hurts so maybe im being bitchier than normal but OH MY GOD#first off. 4/5 of my teachers are from sc???#like i know we live here but huh 😭😭#god... i have art for the first time in years and the teacher is a bitch#she also talks so fucking slowlyyy#i swear that woman says 2 words a minute#and the principals cracking down even harder on rules#apparently in a teacher meeting she spent exactly 24 minutes talking about hats and hoods#what the fuck is her problem 😭😭😭 ??#for a beta club meeting once i helped set up and had to move every table in the cafeteria#principal girlie was like 'ill help :)' then pushed one table and stood there the rest of the time#like be so fucking fr#and the math guy gives homework every day including weekends#which like? makes sense for math ig but like. weekends. really.#and literally the only consequence for even the slightest thing is a referral in his class. bitch ass.#god.. at least i dont have spanish anymore... i swear he was the devil#BACK TO THE ART TEACHER FOR A SECOND#oh mt god..#she never gives 100s because 'art isnt perfect' like stfu#if i did the work and followed the rubric just. let me have it.#yeah i think i am definetely being bitchier than usual lmao sorry#maybe it'll get better!! its only the first day#sociology doesnt seem bad#i do miss childs lit though :(
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we coulda had it all
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got one (1) ☝️ photo of myself today, a very interesting setting, in the bathroom of a jack in the box
had meant to get more but i forgot and then i got busy xx
#jumpscare! an eeby sleeby guy!#also funny thing that happened on wednesday#one of the girls in my class was trying to get me to do something funny but i was too tired#so i said “why don't you do it princess” because that's literally just how i talk to my friends and my brain forgot to work#and she stood there flabbergasted for a solid twenty seconds as i walked back to my table and she finally said#“DAMN WHAT WAS THAT THAT WAS HOT BRO YOU GOT 10/10 RIZZ OH MY GOD”#boosted my ego📈📈📈 xx#so apparently i have 10/10 rizz 😌
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Only the cutest prettiest sparkliest aliens (Patreon)
Bonus comparison | 2023 | 2021
Oh no he’s been yasssified
#Doodles#SCII#Arilou#ZEX#YIK#Leftover SCII doodles! Remember how I left off on SCII at the end of September? That feels so long ago!#I had a few ancillary doodles left over ♪ A bit of Pirate Fic a bit of just general silliness :) Fun!#Outfit designing for the guest Arilou at the Captain's defense-planning table :D Cute!#I went looking for references of maritime naval uniforms for them as well but nothing in particular stood out to me :P A shame#So I mostly went with something comfortable and easy to move in :D And cute of course! The Arilou's shoes in their actual outfits are ♪ cute#They also give me Knifecat vibes lol - I guess I'll have to see how that holds up once I meet one for real#Looking forward to it for sure!#A couple of ZEXes - thinking around flintlock pistols! Again while I was rewatching Muppet Treasure Island lol#Gosh that feels like years ago now haha - but the scene where Silver leaves in the boat with the stolen treasure#I just like ZEX with weapons ♪ Doesn't intend to use them just puffing up to appear more deadly than he wants to have to act on#Always always paired with the knowledge of his history and where he stands with other humans - the blood on his hands! (Arms? Tentacles?)#But he wouldn't really want to hurt him <3 Would he even be able to? I guess it's mostly a matter of aim and fire#One arm around the barrel - ouch - and one squeezing the trigger#These weapons are not made with VUX in mind!#A Very pretty ZEX - there was an animation meme going around and my brain was Fighting me for who it would better suit#Between Scriabin and ZEX actually lol - normally it'd be an easy choice (which way??) but I was So in on SCII at that moment#It was the GOD meme - first of all so many gorgeous entries hhhh <3 <3 But they are honestly both kinda perfect for it??#ZEX wins this time ♪ Good for him#And rounding off with a YIK <3 <3 <3#I don't remember if there was any inspiration for drawing her in a veil other than just - she pretty ♥ No thought just YIK 💖#She did end up super pretty :) I think veils would work well for VUX! Especially like jewel or gold embroidered ♪ All the decoration!#Oh and technically sort of one more - I had forgotten I'd made a similarly-posed doodle of ZEX a bit back lol#Interesting style evolution and Totally Nothing Else lol
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worked four sections today bc we were so understaffed. i had 20 tables. a normal section is about 5/6 tables. the way i didn't maul anyone will go down in the guiness book of world records as strongest silly guy alive
#MY FEET HURT!!!#like my sister worked at a HUGE place one time and she had around 20 tables to a section#and she has complained loudly and at length that it's just not something that works#like a single waitress CANNOT take a section that big especially when it consists of tables ranging from 2 people#to 15 people like that's a ridiculous amount of customers relying on a single amount of staff#and that was in a place that was BUILT TO WORK LIKE THAT#MY PLACE IS VERY MUCH NOT BUILT TO WORK LIKE THAT#WE HAVE ONE WAITRESS TO A SECTION AND TWO ON THE BIGGER SECTION NORMALLY! NOT THIS!#IT WAS INSANE#i was soooo lucky we werent busy bc it meant i wasn't slammed off my feet but there was a constant flow of things to do#like i could JUST keep up with the tide of it if that makes sense#but i knew if i fucked up even minutely then id lose it and get overwhelmed#not a fun position to be in#ALSO I DROPPED A FUCKING PLATE#FOUR YEARS OF WAITRESSING AND I FINALLY DROPPED A PLATE IM GONNA KILL MYSELF#IT'S BC THIS BOY WAS TRYING TO BE NICE BY STACKING HIS PLATES BUT HE DID IT IN SUCH A TWATTY WAY#AND THEIR TABLE WAS LITERALLY THEE FARTHEST ONE FROM THE KITCHEN I NEVER STOOD A CHANCE TRULY#IT WAS MORTIFYING THE TABLE NEXT TO WHERE I DROPPED IT WERE SO ANNOYING ABOUT IT#like they were TOO nice about it the bloke asked me like 4 times if i was okay i was like YES IM FINE STOP TALKING ABOUT IT#then i dropped a wine glass like an hour later should've just quit right there and then#the lad i was on shift with went for his fag break at one point and i was joking with him like 'oh you slacking off?'#this boy goes 'im having a fag break for each thing you break' COME ON 😭😭😭#i am hateful today. i am very sleepy#hella slaves to capitalism
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I have a dove couple that hangs out in the yard quite often. They've gotten pretty good over the years about not flying away immediately while I'm out there working. Tonight they were just chilling on the wall.
They stuck around through most of dinner before heading off to wherever their nest is for the night.
So round. So puffy.
#mourning doves#they let me walk past them several times today while they stood on the table#they get very judgy if i forget to refill the seed tray for them#i love these fluffy idiots
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Love how LBH bonded with all the Batkids. And being technologically illiterate. The protagonist halo is not helping for once XD! But it’s ok, he can always go to SQQ for help UWU. Also, yes, I would like to hear more about Batman! SQQ cross dressing for infiltration purposes 👀 👀.
All the protagonist halo in the world can't make you technologically literate lol.
*slams hands together* SO! I had this thought a couple days ago that there is a lot of things sqq would have mastered by living in an alternate pidw, archery and painting and music and horse riding and hair care and all sorts, but most importantly - wife plot/gay idiots hunt demons plot starters. A lot of fanfic and heist movies and adult 'coming of ages' and all sorts LOVE crossdressing as a trope, and I I do love me a good oblivious gender queer sqq!
He has 100% had to infiltrate a brothel or club or gathering or acted as demon bait at some point in his long life, and with his already lean and pretty figure, his own appearance perfectionist tendencies for the role of sqq, and his husband's refusal to let him out the house looking anything less than stunning, he's put a good effort and practice into it. Nanda parbat (or the other places he studied) is also well versed in disguise as a job. Canonically he uses stage makeup to create other identities, most famously matches malone. SO! By all logic batman would be EXCELLENT at disguising as a woman!
Also in this au I headcanon that cultivators are rarely super muscled, with agility and flexibility also being very important. Think more swimmers and barbarian and lumberjack builds - the muscle isn't for show at all, but some can lift more than the body builders twice their size! Unfortunately for sqq, system demands an imposing presence, and so he fills the bats suit out with fake padding and extra armour and tech. He tucks his long hair in the cowl. It helps emphasise the difference between Bruce Wayne and Batman, and the first time Jason saw him undress after patrol he thought batman was peeling his own skin off lol.
And what that means is he is completely unbothered when a pair of women are needed to infiltrate a club to gather information, and wonder woman is the only one free. She gamely volunteers to go herself, but is vetoed on grounds of safety and efficiency. So then the solution is Martian manhunter but he's off world.
So batman volunteers.
He's met with confusion and disbelief, and for good reason?? He's huge! Buff! Deep voice! Aloof! Batman is a very manly man!
But no, he can do it, are you doubting that he can't? It's fine.
Diana is very excited. Also very curious. Sure, there are amazonians bigger than him, but he is very much a guy and they're not going to a place known for inclusivity.
But despite their misgivings they set a time and place.
And as they're talking, waiting for batman to arrive, a bombshell of a woman walks past. Long dark hair, boobs peeking out of a window, glittery earrings, six inch heels, long and painted nails, big puffy jacket, trousers that flare at the knees, the whole works.
She walks past them again a minute later, and stops. Greets them with a low and sultry voice.
It's batman. Wtf.
Sqq rather thinks he's done a good job with the outfit. The trousers hide his calves, fake boobs are so much more realistic in the modern era, he took his voice changer out. Makeup changes his whole face. He's got contacts and brush through hair due so he doesn't look like Bruce Waynes sister. His voice probably sounds a bit funny but it's close enough! It'll pass!
The group of veteran heroes are choking on their tongues. Diana is delighted.
It's still early days for the league, they're still feeling each other out, seeing if they can trust each other with matters outside of heroism.
For Clark, it's the first of many existential crises.
#Sqq absolutely has a boudoir for this btw#He goes through so much makeup on a daily basis to keep batman and Bruce looking as separate as possible#Besides he's a cultivator! Rich and gorgeous and classy! Both the bamboo house and demon Palace have a huge dressing table defy me on that#Superman was supposed to be the main check in during this mission waiting outside#He spends most of it trying not to stare. Even if batman wasn't aware of it its rude!!#But he likes Lois! Just because batman looks like a girl now... But wonder woman? He's not too bothered about??#Nowhere Kansas is not the place to learn the intricacies of gender expression but it's fiiiiiine as soon as the mission is over it'll go#(spoiler alert: it doesn't)#It's the succubus rose pool mission v.2. Poor guy. Never stood a chance.#Batman!sqq au#batman#svsss#shen qingqiu#bingqiu#bruce wayne#And yes Diana has a group female disguise lesson planned for after they learn each others identities#Ahhhh anon ur the best
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