ROUND 1: POLL #12

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Bruno Bucciarati/Leone Abbacchio:

After Abbacchio was kicked out of the police force and fell into depression and alcoholism, Bruno pulled him out of the gutter and recruited him into the mafia. Even though Abbacchio hates basically everyone, he still respects Bruno and is insanely devoted to him. He canonically says "I only feel at ease when following the orders of something great and absolute" (the source of my bruabba tag) while Bruno's face is on the screen. When Bruno SPOILERS betrays the boss, END OF SPOILERS Abbachio is the first person to follow him. He says "I've never had a home or a place I've wanted to go. The only time I'm at ease is when I'm with you, Bucciaratti." 

tl;dr your honor they're gay

Stede Bonnet/Edward Teach:

Gay Pirate Golden Retriever Stede meets Black Cat Blackbeard

Before I go off to watch the new season... Here's the OFMD fic @wisteria-lodge and I wrote for last season: Playing Pirate 15k  - Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet

Summary:

Stede thinks he hears a ghost in the auxiliary wardrobe and, like a good pirate captain, goes to investigate. It turns out to be Ed - which only raises more questions. And gives Stede a few interesting ideas. Additional tags: Post-Episode: s01e07 This Is Happening, First Time, Fluff, Smut, Historically Accurate Underwear or Lack Thereof, Hand Jobs, Frottage, Oral Sex, Inexperienced Stede Bonnet, Soft Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Anal Sex, Olive Oil as Lube, Light Pirate Roleplay, Bubble Bath

A Lesson in "Sword" Fighting 7k  -Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet

Summary:

Stede overhears the crew playing Marry, Fuck, Kill. And now he's got some questions for Ed. Additional tags: Post-Episode: s01e07 This Is Happening, First Time, Hand Jobs, Clothed Sex, Historically Accurate Underwear or Lack Thereof, Frottage, Come Marking, Inexperienced Stede Bonnet

Love Languages 46k - Eventual Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet/Israel Hands

Summary:

Stede and Ed are going to patch things up even stronger than before. But that still leaves Stede with the small, unresolved matter of what to do about Izzy... Additional tags: Post-Season 01, Fix-it, Reunion, Enemies to Lover, POV Stede Bonnet, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Stede Bonnet Teaches Edward Teach to Read, Not Actually Unrequited Blackbeard/Israel Hands, Protective Israel Hands, Pining, Polyamory Negotiations, Inexperienced Stede Bonnet, First Time, Olive Oil as Lube, Oral Sex, Intercrural Sex, Hand Jobs, Facials, Snowballing, Dirty Talk, Name-Calling, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, One Instance of the Word "Daddy", Light D/s, Soft Dom Stede Bonnet, Switch Israel Hands, Israel Hands is a Prickly Bastard, Israel Hands is Bad at Feelings, Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet Have a Romantic Island Date, Izzy Hands Sandwich

Wow, so this is my biggest ever fic project finally completed. A massive 32 chapters and a total of 102,203 words!

For anybody who is interested in reading be warned that it is a very explicit fic that is pretty much non-stop porn. Fic is tagged accordingly, with each separate chapter having its own warnings in the notes. However there is a story woven in there as well that I think is actually pretty sweet despite the rest of the fics racier content!

Please do enjoy! <3

finally, finally finished with this fic - big thank you to everyone who has stuck with me! And big thanks to @emi--rose for betaing all my early chapters.

POV: u just invaded a Spanish vessel and u look down to find your future husband exsanguinating on the deck looking like this

Stede Bonnet, newly divorced and in possession of a custom motorcycle and motley crew of bikers, is searching for something. Something new. Something exciting.

Edward Teach, long-time head of the Queen Anne's Revenge, is searching for something too. Some change from the monotony of the riding he once loved. Someone doing something...intriguing.

When the two cross paths, and cross the U.S, they may each find what they're searching for.

@flufftober day 11 - Poetry, Art, Music, Craft

Pairing: Stede/Ed

Word Count: 625

Chapters: 7/7 Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Characters: Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Oluwande Boodhari, Jim Jimenez, Roach (Our Flag Means Death), Israel Hands, Lucius Spriggs Additional Tags: Mutual Pining, Hurt/Comfort, Idiots in Love, Kraken!Edward, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Summary:

Stede had always been captivated by the sea. And by the abandoned lighthouse by a little village far from anywhere at all. So one day, Stede leaves his family and buys that lighthouse and begins renovating it into the home he always dreamed of. Sure its a little more empty than perhaps he’d like. But the people in town are friendly enough. And he might have a ghost living in the lighthouse with him! How exciting!

[Climbs aboard the ofmd fandom like Stede Bonnet strolling into Spanish Jackie's] Hi, all! Please find below a link to my new ofmd fic - updating every Wednesday and Sunday.

Tongue and Groove by neverfaraway

Stede Bonnet isn't dead. Despite a ship in imminent danger of sinking, a crew incapable of following a plan, and an utter and devastating lack of self-awareness, he's determined to make amends for (what Lucius reliably informs him are) his many crimes against the man he loves.

Shame Blackbeard's determined to kill him before he gets the chance.

Pairing: Stede Bonnet/Edward Teach

Words: 4,500 / 22,500 [WIP]

Rating: Mature

new niche just dropped

edit: there’s a pattern of something something wanting to protect their partners from what they know to be horrible

#The nod of consent is so important to me 😭

on-screen lovers and off-screen besties is literally the best dynamic ever

Alma Bonnet, now a twenty-year-old woman, is dismayed when a boy she loathes proposes to her. Seeking to escape from a society she has never felt at home in, Alma leaves Bridgetown to embrace a life at sea. But her past follows her: Eliza Badminton, the bane of Alma's school days and an unwelcome addition to Alma's adventures, has her own reasons for escaping the stifling society of colonial Barbados. Alma and Eliza find themselves growing closer as they face the perils and joys of a pirate's life. And when an unexpected enemy surfaces, Alma and Eliza must work together, despite their differences, to protect the crew that has become family.

"Hiya, boys"

OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH (2022— ) Episode 2.07

Chapter 3: Promises of a Desperado

Stede has a run in with the rougher side of life on the road. Ed deals with the fallout and gets very special tour.

@flufftober day 10 - Love Language

Pairing: Ed/Stede

Word Count: 338