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lvllns · 1 year

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genshin. genshin please. stop giving me fucking mona.

#reed.txt #my last THREE FIVE STARS across my two accounts have been fuCKING MONA #standard and two 50/50 losses #so now i have c1 mona on euro and c2 mona on american #this is the price i pay for winning 2 50/50s in a row for c2 kazuha #me last week: i’m gonna finally build mona for big numbers #me now: fuck her she is now my arch enemy and i wish to see her obliterated #I DONT EVEN HAVE QIQI!!! or tighnari!!!!#stOP GIVING ME CONS #i just wanted my pyro claymore wife 😔#reed plays genshin impact #at least she’s gonna be a standard character but ffs #at this rate i’m going to have c6 mona before any of the others

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nariism · 7 months

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ೃ⁀➷ ALL I WANT ✧.*

a/n: tooth-rotting fluff !! this is so so mushy and soft. kissing and some touchiness but nothing too crazy i think. also this is unedited brainrot i wrote at 2:30am so enjoy ... <3

Neuvillette has never told you that he loves you.

The words are always there— resting heavy behind his teeth just waiting to burst out at the most inconvenient times, and yet he's never brought himself to say them.

You don’t need the words to prove his devotion to you anyways, already aware that there is no other soul in the world able to hold him the way you do. But he’s always wanted to say it, stopped only by his own fears.

Immortality is a funny thing. In a thousand years you could be nothing but a distant memory for him, gentle whispers in the back of his mind or ghostly touches wisping over his skin.

The idea of losing you terrifies him, but he knows the loss well and knows to keep his heart safeguarded somewhere deep within himself. I love you are words he only murmurs into your skin while you sleep, or chanted in his head when you hold him.

However, you’ve been proving it difficult to resist ever since you moved in with him.

There's nothing extravagant about the way you wake up, nothing extraordinary or strange. You wake up like any Fontainian would: cold and gloomy and complaining about the weather.

Despite how ordinary it all is, it doesn't stop him from spending the first few minutes of the day admiring your face before he inevitably has to get out of bed to get ready for work.

Mornings are his always favourite; the slow stirrings of the day like a calm before the storm. Those few minutes are precious to him more than anything in the world, where he can do nothing but kiss your sleeping face awake and keep you wrapped up in his arms.

You've recently made it your routine to follow him out of bed a few minutes later. He hasn't found out why exactly until today.

He doesn't even need to turn around to know it all— every part of you memorized and carved into each muscle and filling any thoughts that cross his mind.

The slow shuffling of your feet across the room; the quiet yawn that makes him smile because he can imagine your face; the bumping of your body into the back of his in your clumsy state.

It's all comfortable. Familiar. You.

"Morning..." You mumble, arms wrapping around his waist and nose buried against his back.

"Seems someone slept well," he hums.

Your arms squeeze his waist a little tighter. "Because you keep the bed so warm."

"I see. Is that the only reason you decided to crawl out of bed this morning?" He asks with a little lift of amusement, placing his mug down and watching the ripples stir in his coffee.

"No," you lie rather blatantly, and he laughs in a way that makes your heart flutter. "....Shut up."

"It’s quite rude to say that to the Iudex, no?"

"Shut up," you huff again. Your hands carefully climb under the hem of his shirt and explore the expanse of his skin. The cold this exacts on him makes him stop in his motions. He shivers before finally turning around to catch your wrists.

You frown, gently knocking your face back into his body— his chest this time, where you can hear his heart beating.

"Not my fault you're so warm."

Neuvillette only sighs, scooping you fully into his arms and leaning back onto the counter so you can rest your weight against him.

And he knows every part of you like this too: a memory chained to his beating heart. A second life breathed into him meant only to remember you this way.

He knows you're cranky because the sun just rose and here you are, already shuffling around the cold house since he left his side of the bed empty. He knows that you're impossibly perfect in his arms— a piece of a puzzle hand-crafted for him to hold. He knows that it will be sunny today.

You are everything. Everything.

He pulls you away by the shoulders, nose brushing against yours as he leans in close to kiss you. There's a pause just before your lips meet— an apprehension in his actions. He sighs, shaky and nervous.

"I love you."

Then he kisses you slow and sweet, the same way he has always savoured that feeling twisting in his heart at the very thought of you. Enduring and knowing, lacking any more hesitation because he knows this is exactly what he wants and where he needs to be.

You're blinking at him dumbly when he pulls away, lips parted in such a cute way that he wants to lean in again.

"I must be hearing things because I swear you just said–"

"I love you," he repeats quietly, suddenly feeling embarrassed by his confession yet unable to contain the words anymore.

Your expression twists in wonder and for a moment he can't help but think that you're the most beautiful person in the world. In the centuries that he's been wandering Fontaine, he's never been so sure of one thing:

"I love you," he says for a third time in full confidence. His lips crash into yours again in a frenzy, a flurry of emotions swirling in his stomach and so many thoughts screaming in his ears that he can't think straight.

When he stops for air he doesn't fully leave you, mouth still married to you as he kisses along your cheek to your jaw. You laugh, arms circling around his neck.

"Can you say it again?"

And he will. He would say it a million times just to see you smile like that again.

🏷️ @saetoshi hi my beautiful

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clannfearrunt · 6 months

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I think the most tiring type of response from any time we get reminded that tumblr is hemorrhaging money is the people being actively and vitriolically hostile to any user even considering paying for the site. Like yes this stupid fucking website has legitimate issues that haven’t been solved in years. No one’s denying that. Anyone is completely entitled to not paying the website jack shit. However, it is also true that websites cost money to exist. Like that’s not an excuse or corporate speak or whatever the hell else it’s just the plain truth.

It’s weird as hell and imo an embarrassing display of a lack of understanding of the reality of the current internet landscape to look at the other users going “well I like using this site / I depend on this site for my livelihood, I would like to try to help keep it existing” and treat them like the scum of the earth. You can just keep freeloading it’s FINE it is true we don’t owe this company jack shit but if you feel so strongly about tumblr, a website you use, never getting any money whatsoever to the point you’re harassing users making a desperate attempt to theoretically help continue letting you have a platform to freeload off of, maybe like. Idk. Don’t use the site you want gone so much? Move to one of the many new places trying to set up shop or whatever if you feel that strongly about it. It’s so bizarre. What are you trying to accomplish there, other than feel self righteous about yelling at someone that feels within your reach?

#if you don’t want to give tumblr money you can JUST KEEP NOT GIVING THEM MONEY... who are you. are you being held hostage #Con stop yapping #this isn’t me trying to say that trying to fund tumblr is a morally superior position I’m just like.#baffled and exhausted by the kinds of hoops some people jump through #don’t harass the people willing to cough up money that the rest of us won’t??#if you must then idk maybe feel smug knowing you get to use a website for free off of some other loser’s money #idk. webbed site.

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reliquaryofflesh · 25 days

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Corpse reanimated by a sex demon so now they’re a zombie in heat!!

Prowling around in search of a mate to breed with, chasing and pinning them down and having their way with them, mindlessly fucking them until they’re too exhausted to continue after cumming so many times!

#reliquaryofflesh #tw rape #rap3 kink #teratophillia #zombiefucker #zombielover #breeding k1nk #t4t k1nk #ftm nsft #ftm k1nk #t4t nsft #you know what? fuck you. *fluffs your gross zombie smut*#zombie cuddles after vicious non-con breeding #the reverend’s consort #babydoll quit giving me new kinks (don’t stop)

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kanrix · 2 months

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LITERALLY THOUGH!! a nice design wasted on such a disgusting character 😭😭 — person from the last anon btw :3

Yeahg

#ask #anyway. I'm probably gonna stop posting hazbin hotel #MAYBE I'll draw alastor again but lord knows #anonymous #I'm giving it a 6/10 #very poor choices #the music rocks #character designs are boring #on their own they are fun #everything is paced poorly #humor is also trash #and done poorly too #did not feel attached to any of the characters. ever #only alastor but he's super corny #but that fits i guess #not everything about this show is bad. but a lot of it is #ya me abri los ojos. el fandom de esta cosa es horrible y todos deben morir. nomas porque yo lo digo #yo fui el idiota que decidió meterse a un fandom grande. mejor me hubiera quedado con mis fandoms poco conocidos #maybe I'll answer the hazbin asks/request i still have

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lesbianralzarek · 8 months

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i dont wanna be a pedant on a million posts a day, but "platonic" does not mean "non-romantic". it means "non-sexual". you cannot have platonic sex with your besties. im very sorry and crying also

#i AM actually crying because i might have to give up my dogs. but. thats not gonna stop me from being a pedant #i wont know until next week if we have to get rid of them #pros: more time if time is limited. cons: holy fuck this week will be torture

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crowcryptid · 7 months

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very random

does anyone know a decent usb mic and wireless earbuds that aren’t stupidly overpriced. Under $100 each.

priorities for a mic : doesn’t need a desk mounted arm (the way my desk is built won’t work with one) and no headset style mics.

Priorities for earbuds : long battery while playing (6+ hours) and good for working out (at least some noise cancelling and they don’t fall out easily)

I’m being lazy and trying to avoid watching clickbait youtube reviews teehee

#the cons of being the designated ‘idk what to do with tech object let me give it to someone’ guy #I look so fancy with my blue yeti that barely worked for years and finally kicked the bucket #it’s a nice paperweight now #and my AirPods Pro that I also got for free cause the previous owner washed and dried them TWICE #and now I have to pair them like 3 times just to get them to connect #and play Russian roulette with the battery life. it might say 90% but that could mean 1-5 hours. who knows #oh and they don’t charge sometimes #so while they still work. I’d rather get something that’s reliable #and just keep these for the bus cause I don’t give a shit if someone wants to steal broken AirPods #hey. phone. stop autocorrecting the capitalization you’re putting to much respect on those things #they’ve been getting worse recently.. charging less and less. I think the end is near for them.

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todayisafridaynight · 11 months

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grabbing the ichi plush by the neck and death gripping it like 'good things are to come its all going to be ok good things are to come' like its a lucky amulet

#snap chats #i didnt even pre order the ichi plush but spiritually i did. good luck charm.#anyway rant time look away from here. Im At My Limit <- i say this every week #I DONT EVEN KNOW WHATS WRONG <- lying. my moms home #i just feel terrible again. i feel so awful i gave myself a headache from being upset #do you know how upset you have to be to give yourself a headache just sitting and thinking #that happened when i was taking a spanish test once but i think i was just so stupid my brain actually started to hurt trying to think #i also remember being sad as hell that day tho so....... maybe it was both #everyday it feels like im sad thats so fucked up and theres nothing i can do about it #ALSO IT'S RAINING AGAIN rain never promises anything good unless you're a plant #im working but i should have this done in. idk a few hours #and then its the weekend right.... there's no limitations for sadness though brother doesn't run on a schedule #unless we're talking about seasonal depression but we know what i mean #ew im supposed to go to that con tomorrow i dont even know if i want to go anymore #i just don't want to do anything anymore ig is the vibe #idk i have a journal to whine bout all this in ╮(╯-╰)╭ squeezing ichi plush is a mood tho so im still posting #maybe if i play a lil y7 ill remember theres good things to wake up for..#also i gave myself another headache OWOWOWOW STOP when will it end #wait let me be sad again because my dad said we'd hang out today or tomorrow #but i just know that's not happening and now im even more sad WEHHH no one loves me etc etc die #sometimes you just need a melodramatic teenager moment i think we're all due that right like once a month #ok i have to stop my head really hurts ☠️☠️☠️

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niishi · 3 months

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it's always so weird to see tons of ppl I am just friends with online, like all my Instagram posts and comment on them and stuff, but people I'm irl friends with, just, won't. aren't friends supposed to hype you up and be supportive? is it true that your biggest haters are always closest to you? am I paranoid?

#kam likes my stuff #at least kam likes my posts #i appreciate my internet friends too its jus #idk man im always hyping up my friends #like ALWAYS #i stopped doing that recently tho bc #im not going to keep giving and not receiving #ppl i met at con last year hardly know me and hype me up constantly

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greyias · 1 year

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4 PM rolls around:

“Mother. I hunger.”

#griffin #dogposting #don’t believe him he’ll get fed #in like an hour at a normal meal time #doesn’t stop him from trying to con me into giving it to him early

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seekingthestars · 9 months

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my day has been morning funeral > convention all day > svt FOLLOW concert replay until 2am, it has been a DAY

#personal #i have been to three funerals in three months and i would like that to stop please 😭#it's giving me existential crises about the mortality of the people i love and it's ✨not fun✨#but convention was fun today!!!!#overwhelming at times (many more people than my usual con) but fun!!#and SVT CONCERT ALWAYS A GOOD TIMEEEEE #anyway i must away to sleeps so i can get up tomorrow and actually put on a cosplay for con day 2 #bc i did not wear one today lol

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jvzebel-x · 11 months

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#now the pros&cons of how all my health trials&tribulations have effected me&my mental state can be debated ad infinitum lmao #but one solid con is that unless i absolutely want to do something/it is required for my survival+halfway decent function/#im in a good mood or the moon is full or the milky way is overhead #i will say that i would rather be dead than bother&i will mean it 1000% lmao.#me+death played chicken&now hes my bitch&theres just no going back to that being the worst case scenerio lmao.#the obvious downside to this being that much like a toddler or badly trained german shepard i must constantly find new ways #to entertain myself&things to act as a carrot bc the stick no longer matters lmao.#... im having severe Issues convincing myself going thru the new med adjustment is worth my effort. lmao.#but like i also think it would be a waste to give up on life in full blown dramatics w the summer here&the sun looking so nice.#so theres definitely that.#(my dog is staring at me like 'you know youre overreacting to nothing'&im like 'yeah but if i were reacting to Things it wouldnt be #overreacting now would it'&shes like 'see this is why they put you on the crazy drugs. stop talking to your dog.')

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clannfearrunt · 2 years

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It is in my heart.

#give it to me.#number one pillroach fan blog #Con stop yapping #Con goes to the shadow realm

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muirmarie · 1 year

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Hey! If you're looking for an incredibly fun, incredibly well-edited, incredibly enjoyable podcast, might I suggest -

Lads on Tour: "a very chaotic, very queer, very fun D&D podcast about a bachelor party at the end of the world." (x)

It's set after a post-rapture apocalypse, it's SO funny, but it's also very soft??? It's just lads becoming friends!! And also the end of the world! And also D&D fights! And puzzles! And eels! And Dog, and cats, and BDSM spiders, and angels, and the hottest, sweetest himbo demon, and familial trauma, and also did I mention the end of the world, yes yes that, too, but more importantly: have you been to the Big Tesco????

The cast is fantastic, the eps are ~1.5 hours every 2 weeks (and there's no crosstalk/drawn-out gameplay that can slow poorly edited AP's down), the DM is SO good (I think some of my fave moments have been immediately following him saying "....sure, why not" to one of them lmao), and the characters are AMAZING, and I love them SO MUCH.

THEY ARE VERY GOOD LADS. THEY ARE, IN FACT, THE BEST OF LADS.

(I held off on listening to it at first because given the name I thought it was going to be very bro-y, and I absolutely could not have been more wrong, it is the opposite of bro-y.)

Found wherever you get your podcasts, but also:

Also did I mention how many eel facts you'll learn?? This is a pro-eel podcast.

#podcasts #actual play #recommendations #lads on tour #queer podcast #actual play podcast #podcast recommendation #SRSLY PLEASE GIVE IT A TRY!! HIGHEST OF RECS!!!!#there are two fics on ao3 and yes me reccing this here is absolutely a long con for me to try to get more fics lmao #but also if you listen and like it i will write you one (1) lads ficlet based on your prompt! just for trying it for me xoxo #also the video from the tweet wouldn't play when i tried to embed it so that's why i did it like THIS lmao. thanks tumblr ur a gem <3333 #now stop reading these silly tags and go give it a try so i can gently smooch your forehead xoxo luv u bye

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happypeachsludgeflower · 1 year

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How do I get cats? People con me into taking them, abandon them, and then they’re mine.

I’ll fight y’all for them.

#seriously tho #i have 5 cats now #i only set out to have 2 #do you know how many cats I’d have if I kept every single cat I was conned into having and then was abandoned on me??#I’d have 10 #10 plus what I have I mean #that’s 15 cats total people #why do people keep doing this to me #i don’t need more cats #i need a new litter box #pls stop giving me cats #but also #they’re mine now #I’ll fight you #anyway I’m naming the boy the menace ™ and the girl doesn’t have a first name yet but she’s definitely a -hime #the menace needs an official name for vet appointments but I don’t know what it is yet #i love cats #cats of tumblr #cats are life #cats are awesome #maybe I should give them warrior cat names #warrior cats #menace would be grey stripe and hime would be silver stream #the m on his head stands for menace #tabby cat

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sapphic-mauve · 2 years

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i'm terrified

i don't want to feel it so i don't have to admit it

but i'm terrified

#mental health #thoughts #late night thoughts #fear #repressed emotions #I'm seeing as more and more real the fact i might actually have ocd #and it scares me #.#like a disorder wouldn't just disappear; I'd probably have to deal with it my whole life #and i know i could learn to cope and still be happy and live the life i want #but it'd still be something others don't have to deal with #not to talk about the possibility of a formal diagnosis; it'd have some advantages I'm sure #but also a lot of cons #i can't stop thinking about how hard it is to adopt here (I'm pretty sure i don't want to give birth)#especially if i end up in a openly queer relationship (the state is also quite homophobic)

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