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harshr · 10 months

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Lake of the Angels -> St. Peters Gate -> Upper Lena Lake

Olympic National Forest/Olympic National Park

S'Klallam and Twana/Skokomish land

#outdoor photography #original photography #pnw #olympic mountains #olympic peninsula #olympic national park #olympic national forest #lake of the angels #st. peter's gate #upper lena lake #ullin's bath #stone pond #putvin traverse #scout lake

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draftdodgeraziraphale · 11 months

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no "op where's [blank]" option because these are about my favorites >:(

#the way Francesca is probably My Favorite Hozier song now..... i thought nothing would be able to top Be but here we are #actually wait: just re-listened to Be and i forgot how much i lost my mind at 'when st peter loses cool and bars the gates' so nvm but WHEW #personal

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shiroikabocha · 2 years

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R.I.P. to the Best Character in Dracula

~Mr. Swales~

Aug. 1st 2022 - Aug. 10th 2022

may his tombstone ever tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth

#dracula daily #mr. swales #Godspeed you perfect man #drag that tombstone up to the gates of Heaven and chuck it right into St. Peter’s stupid face if he gives you any guff

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someguywriting · 4 months

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leaping into the sunset, no doubt

#mash #Hawkeye Pierce #trapper mcintyre #tell st Peter at the golden gates #you just hates to make him wait #but you just gotta have another cigarette

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beardedmrbean · 1 year

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#few years back i had a thought #about how weird st peter working the gate to heaven is #like the dude did enough already #and now he's the doorman letting others into the club #feels like a weird eternal reward to me

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nanamimizz · 3 months

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javier rarely lets himself get so tender as to let you do something like that to him but the days on the ranch can make him so spoiled. and he forgets that you’re perfectly gently even when you’re reprimanding, so he’ll drop the act and lay his head against your shoulder and whimper out the kindest little thank you’s when you touch him. so hard its painful. its hard to get him so pliant but with you its so easy. he likes being spoiled. only by you

#lamb.bleets #messages📩#friends <3 #fang.#YOU WILL NEVER EVER SEE THE GATES OF HESVEN ST PETER WILL CLOSE THEM WHEN HE SEES THE SHAPE LF YOUR SOUL GO TO HELLLLLLLL #hall of fame.

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sasster · 10 months

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do yall remember when i told harlan i'd join his church for $20?

#gonna have to answer for that when st peter calls #the SLIDE SHOW that man has of my life prepared at the gates of heaven #its gonna be real funny bro

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davidtennantpussytulpa · 6 months

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im like a monk by staying celibate for nearly 23 years ive unlocked secrets of the universe (new ways to be horny)

#when i die i will meet st peter at the pearly gates and he will roll out a 5 mile long scroll of the various things ive said i want to do #to various inappropriately aged men

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enchantingpiratepeace · 4 months

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My favorite joke ever ;D

Three men die and go to heaven. Waiting for them at the gates to heaven is St. Peter. St. Peter informs them that heaven is over crowding and that in order to get in they must have an excellent death story.

The first man stands up and begins his story. "I suspected my wife of cheating on my so I rushed home early to catch her in the act. She was undressed but her lover was nowhere in sight. I searched the whole house over and over but found no one. That's when I heard the cries of a man on the balcony. He was barely holding on and crying for help. Obviously, I didn't help him but instead to pound the dirty sneak's fingers. He slipped and fell a few stories but landed in the bushes by our apartments, scratched but otherwise unharmed. In a rush of anger I lugged over our freezer and threw it over the edge. The cord wrapped around my ankle and tugged me down as well. Me and the man were both crushed into oblivion. And here I am." For a moment St. Peter stares at the man before nodding with a small grin.

St. Peter turns to the second man who begins his tale, with a glare towards the first man he begins his tale. "My mom is old and forgetful but her pride and joy is her garden on her balcony. I was watering it because I was sure she had forgotten when I fell and slipped. I, rather luckily, caught hold of the balcony below me. I began to cry for help and a man came charging towards me. I had thought I was saved but he started pounding on my hands and screaming at me. I eventually fell but when I did I fell into pushes, feeling completely fine. THAT'S WHEN HE THREW A FRICKIN FREEZER ON ME!!!"

St. Peter barks a laugh and nods at the third man. This man turns towards the first man and said "If you had just checked the freezer all three of us would be alive."

#jokes #three men #the pearly white gates #St. Peter #Heaven #Laugh #Funny #OMG #Wow #can you believe this #lol #Joke time #Joke #Freezer #Plot twist #angel #did they get in?#can you believe it

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fangomusic · 1 year

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Malcolm Young mural in Melbourne, Australia.

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gendernonclownforming · 1 year

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heaven, troye sivan // rat a tat, fall out boy // heaven's gate, fall out boy

#fob #fall out boy #troye sivan #something about not believing you deserve good things but desperately wanting them anyways #the inherent holiness of queerness #fighting to get into heaven to be with the one you love #forcing st peter to sink down to your level instead of rising to meet him #the back door into heaven is holier than the pearly gates could ever be #because heaven wants you to change #heaven needs you to change #why should you conform to their standards #what has heaven ever done for you

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finedinereception · 3 months

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writing smth rn and i had to check for a. uh. hyper specific. tag on ao3 and quite frankly i feel the eyes of god on me now more than ever

#yes its sirius related. whatever #hoping to write all the chapters before posting. if my inspiration does not abandon me #gonna have weird ass content warnings fs

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vampirekangaroo · 2 years

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So my week has been rather craptastic for the most part. The best part of my week was legit being so restless I watched She-Hulk this week at 3 in the morning after watching Chucky and the 23897 things that recorded Wednesday.

I legit was smiling so hard despite feeling like hell cause I felt tired but could not sleep. Like melatonin tired (cause I took half a dose) and still couldn’t sleep. And of course not to wake my whole house up I decided to kick my bed like a teenager and let out a soundless EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I literally texted that to my friend who watches it too at 3:30 lol. She was confused, I told her look at the time I sent it.

But seriously like that episode was so perfect and I everything I wanted it to be. Cause Jen is amazing okay? And people who don’t realize that and all the haters can suck it. I hope eventually She Hulk and Daredevil are in the avengers okay. I hope she has a reason to go to New York and be on that show so they can hook up again okay? And like in that bar scene when she’s talking to the crowd....oh lord. You bet your ass I was silently mouthing to the screen, YES JEN, WE ALL FEEL IT. GET YOU SOME MATT MURDOCK GIRL YOU DESERVE IT AFTER ALL THE FUCKBOYS THIS SEASON! LET US ALL LIVE VICARIOUSLY THROUGH YOU FOR THE NIGHT!

But seriously, kinda sorta, I was really impressed at this bigger entrance into the MCU for him. The only difference between the Netflix show (other than the costume) is that we got to see him mostly happy the whole episode. And honestly after EVERYTHING Matt has been through, can we not just enjoy he was fucking happy for thirty something minutes?! Like come on. Plus the brooding line made me ridiculously happy case my hater tater friend is all, “He’s angsty. I don’t like Daredevil.” HE 👏 IS 👏 BROODY 👏 HEFFER 👏 AND IT’S FINE, MORE FOR ME AND EVERYONE ELSE WHO LOVES HIM. I’ll die on my hill. It’s fine.

The ending though, well the satisfied ending and then the real ending. That walk of shame made me SO happy. Y’all have NO clue. There are so many times that women are shown doing that walk and I honestly can’t remember the last time I saw a guy doing it. If ever? I’m trying to wrack my brain but it does not want to play cause I’m going on three hours of sleep (sorry for the typos I know will be in this until I proofread it next week and am mildly mortified I posted this). But seeing him do that walk of shame was just fantastic! I love that they made it be the man and I’m glad he was that man. BE PROUD YOU GOT TO BE WITH JEN! *Insert a happy hum here*

BUT THEN with the slut shaming at the end, like.....I hope that is addressed next week. I hope they say something like this is nothing that a man EVER has to deal with. Was Tony Stark ever called a whore despite that scene in the beginning of Iron Man? Nope, don’t think so. So yeah I hope they address it’s not okay and while I would love for Matt to be her lawyer with him saying he was going back to New York I doubt that will happen. I do hope that if I can’t have that happen, I hope Mallory is her legal council. ‘Cause damn if it ain’t getting old to have people thinking it’s not okay for women to have sex for, LE GASP, pleasure.

#she hulk spoilers #one hell of a caption #i have a wee bit of an opinion on yesterday's episode #we are lucky I have only watched it twice #my week has been that bad #i'll add more hashtags next week hopefully #sorry not sorry people who follow me #also thank you to all the people who equally love charlie I follow #you guys have seriously saved my fucking sanity the past two days #thank you to the gif makers who made the ones above #that scene is going to live rent free in my head until the day I die #and when I meet St. Peter at the gate I'm gonna just be all smiles and yell DID YOU SEE THAT WALK OF SHAME MAN? DID YOU? I KNOW YOU DID.#daredevil #she hulk #charlie cox #matt murdock #jen walters

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spacefan · 1 year

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my friend in work was like oh so you remember my pregnant friend i was telling u about? well she had the baby yesterday! and i was like oh congrats wow what did she call him? and my friend went well its a bit unusual . and i said oh? and she said yeah its uh. its castiel

#it felt like god had put a test in front of me to determine if i was to enter st peters gates and let me tell u: epic fail #i didnt even watch supernatural . cursed to be the bearer of others sins #t

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michellegflye · 1 month

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National Poetry Month: Fortune Cookie Poetry 6, "Negotiations move along smoothly. The outcome is favorable!"

Another long one that threw me off. I’m actually not negotiating for anything in particular right now, so I started thinking about St. Peter and the Pearly Gates and how I could negotiate my way into heaven when that time comes. As I am very much a human with the usual foibles, I can see how it might be a difficult sell, but maybe this fortune is telling me it’ll come out okay. Photo and poem…

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#fortune cookie #human #love #magic #National Poetry Month #nature #Pearly Gates #photography #poem #poetry #rhyme #romance #St. Peter #writing

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cobblestoned · 8 months

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death is so weird because it’s not there until you think about it

#maybe this is just because i haven’t had a lot of people close to me die (yet)#but like my uncle died last summer and i’m still not sure how i feel #we weren’t super close and he wasn’t a perfect person and his death was not sudden #but god he was there my whole life smiling and laughing and now he’s just not?#there’s a hole and the universe has to move around that and relearn how to function?#guyposting #he’s probably not in heaven (was a marine in vietnam) but i hope st. michael sent him to therapy at least #my producers (father) have just informed me it is actually st. peter who guards the gates of heaven #see this is why i’m only culturally catholic

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