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lounycoon · 2 months

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memes have fucked up my humor so bad, I just put a sponge on my dog and when "YOU GOT SPONGED" and started laughing,

and my brother, who was sitting on the couch went "sponged?? Why are you laughing? I don't understand", so I threw the sponge at him (missed), and said"YOU GOT SPONGED" and started laughing so hard i ended up on the floor with tears in my eyes

#funny #meme #i need help #this is so stupid #memes have ruin me #we need so sponge people #sponged

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aggressionbread · 6 months

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i love products that make up words that sound like they could've come from tumblr

#feel free to add your own but they have to have a vibe similar to 'scrunkly' or 'chungus'#they gotta sound like those memes where they call sponge bob spunch bop or bunch pops

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spongebobssquarepants · 2 months

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#posts #sponge bob

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sighonaraa · 9 months

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having a favorite character from a piece of media you haven’t seen but one of your mutuals is unwell about is like. that’s my nepo blorbo from the gifsets,

#sid speaks #i love absorbing characters like i’m a sponge and my dashboard is a wet countertop

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austim · 1 year

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Scrub Daddy vs. Liquid Nitrogen

(or a Scrub Daddy being hit with a mallet when it’s hot, cold, frozen from dry ice, and frozen from liquid nitrogen)

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diabolicjoy · 9 months

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Moomin plate. if you even care

#it’s a little smudged because I’m an idiot & wanted to see what happened if I pressed a wet sponge. that ☝️ happen #ceramica #my art #visual diary #moomins

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vintagehomecollection · 4 months

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Osborne & Little The Decorated Room, 1988

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thespongebobsquarepantsmovie · 2 years

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#sponge

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idolomantises · 3 months

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I was binging a bunch of SpongeBob episodes and then skipped around to random episodes. What is up with this scene 😭

#txt #SpongeBob #gay people??? in MY sponge show?

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royalarchivist · 1 year

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Quackity: There's a possibility you have two fathers *laughs* and there's nothing bad with having two dads, ok? One of them - one of them is a man called Luzu, and the other one is a man called Wilbur. How does that sound, son? Now we're gonna have to choose and find out which one of them is gonna be your dad.

Tilin: *puts down a sign*

Quackity: Let's see, what does it say? Move, move son I can't read it.

Tilin's sign: I'm la tres leches?

Quackity:

#Quackity #Tilin #QSMP #how do I frickin translate this #in like. the most non-graphic way possible #Basically calling Tilin a tres leches implies that Q slept around a lot #because tres leches is a sponge cake that's made with 3 kinds of milk basically #and you know. the implications.#I'm sure you can piece together the rest

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fullcravings · 2 months

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How To Make A Chocolate Cloud Cake

#how to #chocolate #cloud cake #cake #food #dessert #recipe #meringue #sponge #layer #dark chocolate #inthemidnightkitchen

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hellsitegenetics · 3 months

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String identified: Attac attac attac attac attac attac attac attac attac attac

Closest match: Spongia officinalis genome assembly, chromosome: 1 Common name: Bath sponge sea sponge

#tumblr genetics #genetics #sea sponge #ocean #asks #sent to me #requests #i didnt think this one would work LMAO

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j2ybgmmnk · 1 year

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minimiffy · 9 months

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britcision · 4 months

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Another “Danny works at a mortuary” but because he’s also the strongest source of ectoplasm in insert-city-of-your-choice he is constantly surrounded by blob ghosts that no one else can see

And occasionally they try to “help” him at work, moving tools around, trying to clean the pumps, just generally being well intentioned poltergeists who are very much not actually helping

Once in a while a group of particularly naughty blobs will hop into one of the bodies Danny’s preparing (it takes 6-8 blobs to make it move properly, since they need at least the knees, waist, shoulders, and head controlled separately)

Danny then has to chase the corpse down and very carefully suction the blobs out and try and get it back before anyone notices…

But he’s not always at work

And the blobs keep chewing through the corners of his ghost wards like naughty little goats

One of the heroes gets wind of suspicious body snatching activity at the mortuary (and possibly magic cult stuff if we’re playing with Shazam) and begins to investigate

The only rule is if we’re doing Gotham and bats Danny is accidentally sent a Talon at LEAST once and Scooby Doo shenanigans ensue while he chases the Talon around and tries to slurp the blob ghosts out, while the blob ghosts chase Danny to see what he’s doing

He’s doing his very best to just do his job and be a good mortuary assistant, and all his work colleagues/classmates from the program make so many jokes about living a horror movie

Danny WISHES he was just living a horror movie, but his permanent soundtrack is just the Benny Hill theme and there’s nothing he can do about it

(Maybe he’s shooting for mortician to help baby ghosts stabilise in a city less saturated than Amity, maybe he’s passing on messages for the dead, maybe it’s a psychopomp thing but he’s really trying not to get busted by the Justice League for body snatching that he isn’t even doing)

#dp x dc #dpxdc #dcxdp #dc x dp #mortician danny au #but the blob ghosts are having the best time #they’re just happy little friends with about the intelligence of a sponge cake #and they’re having a lovely time

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hook-line-and-sinker · 8 months

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Sea sponge appreciation post

#sea creatures #marine creatures #fish memes #marine biology #ocean life #marine biology memes #marine life #memes #sponges #sea sponge

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