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why are sora, donald, and goofy the only ones who take such careful measures to protect the world order? even the organization seem to be careful and maintain it, but they're still out there running around in suspicious black coats? not even mickey goes to any great lengths? goofy's out here getting turned into multiple different turtles but mickey can't even put on a different shirt for the sake of the laws he commands his subordinates to follow?
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anerican choese
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Me and my bf painted this weekend!
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shame that no one puts bait under a box propped up by a stick anymore. because of woke
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strong contender for my new favorite tee k.o. shirt
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me staring at my calculator app for 45 seconds before i remember i was trying to open my clock app to set an alarm
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“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
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if you think the posts i make are bad you should see the thoughts i am thinking. in my mind
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when did we as a society start allowing a sandwich to cost sixteen dollars? eighteen? I know I've paid twenty-one dollars for a sandwich at this point. is this just the world now? sandwich prices don't come down like gas prices. they go up & up & up. good luck to us all
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when your boy is reblogging foreskin memes but you know damn well he is a cut crusader and not a hooded hero
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Sneaks into your lair and steals your precious pile
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still remember my time down in those trenchs. harrowing sight for a young kid. war. but what could be done? those fools over there chose the ps3 as their next gen console while we brave and wise men of the xbox 360 know we have the mandate of heaven on our side (halo)
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