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Wei Wuxian: Isn't there a saying about stones and glass houses?
Jin Zixun:
Jiang Yanli: in case the analogy is lost on you, I believe my brother is calling you a hypocritical bitch.
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Bard: Can I borrow this?
Rogue: Absolutely not! I paid for that!
Bard: Please. You've never paid for anything in your life.
Rogue: I hardly see how that's relevant.
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Anthony: Can I borrow this?
Colin: Absolutely not! I paid for that!
Anthony: Please. You’ve never paid for anything in your life.
Colin: I hardly see how that’s relevant.
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Regina: Can I borrow this?
Zelena: Absolutley not! I paid for that!
Regina: Please. You’ve never paid for anything in your life.
Zelena: I hardly see how that’s relevant.
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Emma: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real bitch.
Regina: What changed your mind?
Emma: Oh I still think you’re a bitch. I’ve just grown to like that about you.
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Azula: I’m going to kill her, I will boil her bones and feed them to the dogs if that what it takes.
Zuko: Azula—
Azula: What! What can possibly be more important than the return of our mother?
Zuko: Our father
Azula: …
Zuko: …
Azula: Well then, there is only one question we need to ask isn’t there?
Zuko: (raises eyebrow)
Azula: Which of our parents do we kill first?
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Tim: When I first met you I thought you were a real bitch.
Rachel: Oh, yeah? What changed your mind?
Tim: Oh, I still think you're a bitch. I've just grown to like that about you.
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Nina: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real bitch.
Patricia: What changed your mind?
Nina: Oh I still think you're a bitch.
I've just grown to like that about you.
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Danny: You know, when I first met you, I thought you were a real dick.
Steve: Yeah? What changed your mind?
Danny: Oh, I still think you are a dick. I've just grown to like that about you.
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Lila: I suppose you want me in a dress?
Five: *smirks* We should adapt to our audience, yes.
Lila: And you? School uniform on the left side of your closet? Or *gasps mockingly* identical uniform on the right?
Five: I prefer the one in the middle, thank you so much.
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Kieran: When I met you I thought you were a real bitch.
Poppy: What changed your mind?
Kieran: Oh, I still think you’re a bitch, I’ve just grown to like that about you.
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China: I'm not-
Skulduggery: A monster?
China: I'm not stupid. If there's a war going on, I want to be on the winning side.
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Lord Redgrave: Can I borrow this?
Fergal: Absolutely not! I paid for that!
Lord Redgrave: Please. You’ve never paid for anything in your life.
Fergal: I hardly see how that’s relevant.
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Raph: When I met you I thought you were a real bitch.
Casey: What changed your mind?
Raph: Oh, I still think you’re a bitch, I’ve just grown to like that about you.
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Eloise: Booze and board games is pretty much where I'm at right now.
Eloise, choosing a card: Here's a question - 'What was the name of Don Quixote's horse?'
Anthony: This is absurd.
Eloise: Fine. Dumb idea.
Eloise, grabs drink: How's Kate? You two seemed close.
Anthony: *silence*
Anthony: Rocinante. The horse's name is Rocinante.
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Leo: These guys are sketchy. Stay close.
Kai: What are you gonna do? You gonna protet me?
Leo: No...I'm gonna use you as a human shield.
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