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verstappen-cult · 2 months

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# IN A WORLD OF BOYS, THEY’RE GENTLEMEN | MV1 & CL16

summary: people always like to jump into conclusions and you are the internet’s newest victim, the ‘slut playing with two boys’. little do they know, there’s more to the story.

pairings: max verstappen x fem!reader x charles leclerc. content warning: kaia gerber as fem!reader, cursing, toxic fans, tiny bit of angst because i like to make them suffer, f1 grid because they need their own warning. inspired in the song slut! by taylor swift.

# INSTAGRAM

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paddockgossip Max Verstappen and a mysterious girl spotted in Monaco this afternoon. This is the second time we’ve seen them in a span of two weeks. We still don’t know who she is, but they seem pretty close. Is Max Verstappen finally taken?

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user01 not paddockgossip calling max’s childhood friend a ‘mysterious girl’ loool

user02 she’s been getting so much attention ever since they started dating

user03 we don’t even know if they’re actually dating

user04 i’m sure i’ve seen her before 🤔

user05 that’s because you have! she was seen with charles leclerc like a month ago but no one talks about it bc they haven’t been seen together after that user06 she’s friends with max AND charles????

user07 is this really max wearing non redbull merch???

user08 the girlfriend effect is real user09 ffs we don’t know if they’re dating

user10 no one’s asking the important question here: who is she?? do we have an instagram, twitter, something????

user11 she’s @/yourusername user12 no way she’s THAT pretty

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yourusername tummy hurts don’t talk 2 me

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user13 so this is max’s new girlfriend?

user14 shes one of us.

user15 SHE LIKES MAX VERSTAPPEN AND LANA DEL REY? SHE’S JUST LIKE ME FR

user16 and she has stomach issues too. it’s like looking at myself in a mirror

charles_leclerc but i was omw with some goddies, what do i do now?

yourusername tummy don’t hurt anymore 🥺

user17 i didn’t know charles and y/n were that close

user18 girl haven’t you seen the photos? user17 WHAT PHOTOS

maxverstappen1 i won’t say i told you so but i told you so.

yourusername you’re no fun at all

user18 oh to be y/n and have not one but two formula 1 drivers flirting with me in the comments

# TWITTER

# INSTAGRAM

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yourusername book nerds! 📚 we have some really exciting changes coming for our book club in the next couple of weeks — but in the meantime, i want to share that the incredible @/lauradern will be joining us to talk about “honey, baby, mine”, a collection of conversations between laura and her mom… grab a copy and join us next thursday!

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ana_d_armas This is amazing! 👏👏 can’t wait to join you and know more about this amazing book.

user19 Reading now!

user20 is that-is that really max verstappen?

user21 max verstappen? like as in formula one champion max verstappen? THAT ONE?

user22 what is max doing with her?

user23 do u think he knows about what’s going on with her and charles? think about your gf cheating on your face with your so called ‘friend’ user24 he has to know otherwise that’s pretty sad. user22 think about your gf cheating on you with your friend and having to see that friend every weekend… that’s so fucking awkward!

user25 where is charles? you got tired of him already? 😂

redbullracing You said he was gonna join your book club but all I see is Max napping. Bad. Very bad behavior.

yourusername sorry admin i tried!

user26 i need an explanation, like i would settle for anything at this point i just wanna know what is happening with them

user27 stop freaking out! they’re probably just friends

user28 yeah right nobody believes that

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paddockgossip New photos of Max Verstappen and Y/N L/N out and about in Barcelona. There are multiple witnesses that saw the couple ‘very cozy, they couldn’t stop touching each other’ inside the restaurant — this comes after the pictures of Y/N with Charles Leclerc kissing on his yatch just a week ago. We don’t know what is happening, who is cheating on who, but we do not support this kind of behavior.

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user29 this is disgusting

user30 what is this chick playing at?

user31 oh shut up you all. you wish you were her.

user32 WHAT IS GOING ON WHY IS NO ONE SAYING SOMETHING ??? user33 probably because this is bullshit

user34 you don’t know anything. is actually so fun seeing you all losing your minds over this.

user35 I NEED ANSWERS

user36 they look good together ngl

francisca.cgomes 😂

user37 kika what does this mean

user38 they’re sick

user39 she’s jumping from one driver to another it wouldn’t surprise me if the next one is lando.

user40 at this point i think she would pretty much crawl into anybody’s bed

user41 she’s just looking for fame

user42 that’s what i’m saying! just look at her followers now, she gained like 100k user43 oh i hate her so much

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paddockgossip Well, well… We really thought we wouldn’t get any more news about the chaotic mess between Y/N L/N and Max Verstappen & Charles Leclerc, so, we were a little surprised to see Charles’ latest instagram story (second slide) where he tagged Y/N! It’s a beautiful picture but then we have Y/N’s story: a conversation between her and Max Verstappen. So, what do you think is happening here?

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user45 OH MY GOD LOVE OF MY LIFE?????

user46 are they-are they soft launching their relationship?

user47 nah it’s mpossible these boys don’t know y/n is playing with them

user48 oh bestie that is so not what’s happening here

user49 I KNEW IT BUT NO ONE BELIEVED ME

user50 what the actual fuck

user51 she’s such a slut

user52 she’s cheating and she doesn’t care. iconic

user53 i’m gonna throw up

user54 they need to get out of there asap

user55 SHES DATING BOTH OF THEM

user56 OH MY FUCKING GOD SHES DATING BOTH OF THEM. SHES DATING LESTAPPEN

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yourusername you really thought you knew it all, uh?

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maxverstappen1 loves of my life.

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user57 WHAT THE FFFFFFFFFF

charles_leclerc my pretty girl and pretty boy.

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user58 THEY ARE DATING??? THE THREE OF THEM??

carlossainz55 FUCKING FINALLY.

user59 LESTAPPEN IS REAL WTF

lilymhe i love you all so much. 🩷

pierregasly you can finally stop moaning to me about wanting to be public. i was just about to commit murder.

user60 i never thought i would see the day where charles and max would be kissing

user61 not only that but also dating user62 in a poly relationship*

francisca.cgomes my favorite throuple. 💜

user63 this is so NOT what i was expecting

landonorris can you adopt me?

oscarpiastri me too, please.

user64 the fifth pic??? i also wanna kiss both of them pls

redbullracing Can we celebrate now? 🥺

scuderiaferrari My house? 10PM?

alex_albon this is such a surprise to me. i’m shocked.

danielricciardo MY PARENTS. 🤩

user65 look at that last slide 😭 they really were destined to be together.

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#꒰꒰ 📁 ─ verstappen cult files ꒱꒱#charles leclerc x reader #max verstappen x reader #lestappen x reader #f1 x reader #f1 fanfic #max verstappen imagine #f1 grid x reader #charles leclerc fluff #charles leclerc imagine #max verstappen fluff #f1 imagine #poly!f1 #f1 fic

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surrenderonvinyl · 2 years

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#this is now my fav album of hers hands down #going absolute insane over this song especially #sorry to all my non swift fans i promise i will be normal on the dash #taylor swift #midnights #tunes #Spotify

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gasstationlady · 7 months

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tom holland’s school of manifestation | a charles leclerc social media au

pairing: charles leclerc x supermodel!reader

charles has a big crush on world renowned supermodel, y/n l/n. who would’ve thought she’d return the feelings.

notes: very much travis kelce x taylor swift inspired. faceclaim is yasmin wijnaldum! btw i try to improve with each post (like how i write/pace the story) so if you have any suggestions, pls (veryvery kindly) tell me!! :))

disclaimer: SORRY FOR TYPOS. GOOGLE TRANSLATE (and from american high school lol) FRENCH. KYM ILLMAN MENTIONED LOL. none of the information in this social media au is factual. i do use old photos of charlotte and charles, and usually i don't like to include pictures of their ex or current gfs in these fics (only bc i want to keep it as imaginative as possible and i feel like adding them kinda gives you a reality check while reading LOL) so lmk your opinions on that!

masterlist

voguemagazine

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voguemagazine Since beginning modeling at the age of 14, Y/N L/N has cemented herself as the most influential supermodel of all time. As of 2023, she is now the world’s highest paid model surpassing Kendall Jenner who previously led the list. Throughout her career, she has made 39 appearances on international Vogue covers.

Tap the link in our bio to read the full profile. Photographed by @/leannafitz, Written by Phil Stevenson, Styled by @/sheri_simmons, Vogue, February 2023.

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user MOTHER IS MOTHERING

user omg as someone who has been a fan since she began in 2011, i’m so proud of her 😭

user she's the definition of perfection

user LOL ariana (charles), what are you doing here

↳ user his little crush on her is soo cute 😩

↳ user he’s just like us fr lmaoo

user her walk is legendary like it reminds me so much of naomi

user i was gonna say she’s the model of our generation but that’s wrong. she’s actually the top model of all time 😩😩😩

user i’m glad to see a non-nepo baby be on top of the list

↳ user no literally like no shade to bella, kendall, and them but y/n had to fight tooth and nail to be here

↳ user frrr bc most of the nepo baby models are great, don’t get me wrong. however, they were allowed to make mistakes during their career in order to improve. y/n was not privileged enough to have that. like ppl don’t understand the insane expectations that were placed on her ever since she entered the industry, but she exceeded those expectations every. single. time. and that’s why she deserves this title

user she’s so beautiful

user i would die for y/n

user nothing could describe the amount of affection i have for this woman omfg

charleslc_updates

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charleslc_updates Charles and Arthur talking about Y/N L/N (again lol) in a recent interview 👀

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user lmaoooooo relatable

user omg i'm new to f1 but i've always been a y/n stan i'm freaakkkinng out but wdym again??

↳ user lmaooo charles is always trying to bring up y/n

user the leclerc brothers 🥰🥰

user it was so cute to see the both of them in one video

user this man fr blushed AHAH cute

user i get it charles i too have the biggest crush on y/n

↳ user lol literally like get in line dude

↳ user back of the line bucko

user i've never seen a man so down bad for someone he's never met

user y/n what are you doing girl if you don't want him ILL DO IT

user @/yourusername

↳ user LMAO YESSS @/yourusername

ynupdates

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ynupdates Y/N opening the 2023 Chanel by Karl Lagerfeld show during Paris Fashion Week.

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user omg she absolutely killed it

user god does she need a dog? i can bark

user i love seeing her thrive

user quick charles this is your chance!!! she’s in paris 😭😭😭 @/charles_leclerc

↳ user lmaooooo not you tagging him but literally though

↳ user no srsly please mr. "i hope our paths cross soon" you don't understand i need this to happen

user yall saw that walk??? ugh y/n the woman that you are

user i don’t get the hype. all she does is walk.

user NAHHHH SHE ATEEE THAT

user i’m so happyyyy 🥺 y/n is so booked and busy she’s really out here doing multiple back to back shows for paris fashion week

↳ user same! it’s crazy that she gets to open and close multiple shows, especially ones like chanel!

user i love that so many people are going to these shows just to see y/n

user i could make this exact dress with my curtains

user if i ever meet her in real life i would die happily

yourusername

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yourusername rien de mieux que d'etre a la maison [no place like home]

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gigihadid sexy lady

↳ yourusername already missing you

user i keep forgetting she's part french

user you absolutely KILLED those shows

voguemagazine iconic ⭐️

alexademie 🔥🔥

user beautiful girl!!

user omggg charles liking this LOL

↳ user it's actually frustrating me that this man has no game like i'm rooting for you cmon

↳ user lmaooo literally though i'm just hoping he's pulling some strings behind the scenes

anokyai 😍😍😍

user la plus belle fille [the most beautiful girl] *liked by charles_leclerc

↳ user if this is him shooting his shot 😭😭

↳ user lol charles is down so bad he's even going through the comments

user am i just crazy but why are there two drinks in the second post? like is this supposed to be a very soft launch

↳ user it's probably gigi 😭😭 she did comment saying that they were hanging out with each other

↳ user but why not just take a pic of her tho

deuxmoi

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deuxmoi Y/N L/N & Charles Leclerc spotted hanging out with each other in Paris

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user NO WAY OMG

user i'm actually in disbelief how tf did charles get here

user i knew you could do it charles!!

user TURN IT UP IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE

user so are they dating???

user CHARLES FR WINNING RN AHAH

↳ user NO LITERALLYYY HES BEEN DREAMING ABOUT THIS FOR AGES

↳ user he manifested this 😭

user they look sooo good together

user why does he look so srs

↳ user give my man a break 😩

↳ user well it looks like he’s not your man anymore 😭😭

user omgg this is like a fairytale

user wait i'm kinda obsessed with this

user i’m so invested

kymillman

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kymillman Y/N AND CHARLES

Ferrari driver Charles Leclerc is joined at the track today by top supermodel, Y/N L/N. This is the first time Y/N is with him and she clearly shines in front of the camera.

Her debut at the grid has quickly become a popular topic as fans and drivers alike are intrigued by the presence of one of the most famous women in the world.

For A3 prints, hand-signed & numbered by a range of drivers/team principals head to kymillman.com #f1 #formula1 #signedprints #japanesegp #CharlesLeclerc #Y/NL/N

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user SHDJEJ IM ACTUALLY GOING FERAL

user mom and dad 😩

user so it’s official???

↳ user i mean this is the hardest launch they could have done other than posting 😭

user i’m a charles fan and even i’m surprised he got her to date him

user i’m rooting for them so much 🥺🥺

user she’s serving though

user i’m watching the race rn and they literally keep talking about y/n being there AHH

↳ user i always forget she’s kind of a big deal

user kym gets on my nerves but this picture is actual gold

user it's so obvious that this is a publicity stunt

↳ user nah but for who? bc i know damn well that neither charles nor y/n need it

↳ user obviously not for them but maybe it's to gather more attention for f1

↳ user girl i need u to listen to urself rn 😭 bc that makes no sense

user idk who charles is and idk what the hell f1 is but best believe i’m tuning in next race just to see y/n

↳ user literally me girl i can’t believe i’m watching cars drive in a circle rn

yn_updates

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yn_updates Some moments of Y/N being mentioned by drivers during the Formula 1 race

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user i swear it was like every minute i'd hear y/n's name

user the way that all the drivers are aware of charles's long time obsession with y/n LOL

↳ user i just know charles is the type to never shut up about her ahaha

user she's literally THE y/n l/n. i mean if viewers are sky rocketing just by her being there, imagine her impact if she had actively promoted it

↳ user she's so iconic

↳ user no bc i love y/n so much that i just forced myself to watch rich grown men vroom vroom in circles for almost 2 hrs just to catch a glimpse of her

user i'm in love with her life

user LMAOOO THE DRIVERS TEASING CHARLES

user lando's so funny 😭😭

user y/n and f1 stans are being FED today wow

user is it just me or am i kinda annoyed about how often they're bringing her up like my girl can't even support her bf in peace

↳ user yea i'm eating it up but also feeling bad for y/n at the same time. the attention is definitely a double edge sword.

user apparently she was with joris most of the time 🥺

user this is literally straight from a fairy tale i can't

user didn't they just meet like a week ago

↳ user as far as we know they were first spotted together about a month ago by that deuxmoi post. but assuming from y/n and charles's past relationships, i don't think they'd be this comfortable going public without being together for a while

↳ user yea this has definitely been going on longer than we think/have been seeing

charles_leclerc

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charles_leclerc J'ai toujours su que c'était toi. Joyeux anniversaire, mon amour ❤️ [I've always known it was you. Happy birthday, my love]

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yourusername merci, mon cœur ❤️ [thank you, my heart]

yourusername je suis raide dingue de toi [i'm madly in love with you]

↳ charles_leclerc l'amour de ma vie [the love of my life]

user are we interrupting something...

user i can’t believe it’s already been 6 months since they first went public

user throwing myself down the stairs as we speak

user they don't know it yet but we're actually a throuple

user happy birthday y/n!!!

user in love with their love 🥺

user lmfaoooo i just know charles is on cloud 9 this man literally sees y/n and is blind to everything else

↳ user he's sooo cute, he's like a love sick puppy

user i still think this is a pr relationship

user god i'd die for someone to look at me the way charles looks at y/n in that second pic

user this is my roman empire

user i'm so obsessed with them it's insane

user our generation's brad and angelina

↳ user don't say that wtf my parents are never separating

user pls don't ever breakup 😭😭

#f1 instagram au #f1 x reader #f1 social media au #f1 imagine #charles leclerc imagine #charles leclerc x reader #charles leclerc social media au #supermodel!reader #f1 smau #f1 fic #charles leclerc fic

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ferrstappen · 1 year

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F1 MASTERLIST

CARLOS SAINZ

paella en mallorca: spending time with your boyfriend's family was almost as good as having him for yourself.

mónaco : pero si hay algo que nos quedó es todo lo que pasó en Mónaco (but if there's something left in us then it's everything that happened in Monaco)

CHARLES LECLERC

loving him is red: Charles’ girlfriend receives her first Grammy for Song of the Year, sadly enough the inspiration behind the song isn’t able to make it to the ceremony.

and the Oscar goes to: Charles and his actress girlfriend go to the Oscars, and he has to constantly reassure her.

AirPods and Princess George: a story of lost AirPods and Twitter memes.

titi we don't care: Charles can't seem to handle the fact a notorious singer took interest in you during Monaco GP.

Josephine, baby nº2 and baby nº3 Leclerc (dad!Charles)

the first one (dad!Charles): Charles tries to prepare to be the best dad for his daughter, even if she’s just two days old.

aren't we supposed to surprise you? (dad!Charles): you somehow manage to overshadow Charles and Jo's gift.

ESTEBAN OCON

LONG LIVE: Esteban Ocon (aka the biggest Spiderman fan, according to himself) tried to bribe his girlfriend for spoilers, but Marvel was just too good keeping their secrets (actress!reader)

LANDO NORRIS

august: every single one of her friends warned her that he was fresh out of a relationship. but she didn't care.

when we broke up series

the first time we broke up: it was easy to remember how you and Lando fell in love, but it kept getting harder for you to remember why you love him.

the second time we broke up: there were reasons to try again, but maybe not enough.

everybody wants a taste : Lando had never been the jealous kind, but after seeing you with many co-stars, he reaches his limit. and his girlfriend doesn't like it (actress!reader)

Amalia Norris (dad!Lando)

surprise! we are a family : this wasn't planned. you are basically children yourselves and why isn't getting pregnant at 24 not considered teen pregnancy? Now Lando is waiting to meet his baby and hoping he doesn't mess up.

meet & greet : Amalia's first time in the paddock to support her dad.

let me take care of it : when papa isn't feeling his best, baby Norris knows what she has to do.

daddy's a race winner : McLaren garage with baby Amalia in what appears to be Lando’s first win.

MAX VERSTAPPEN

what happens with the kids?: Max really didn't have to find a girlfriend that soon after the divorce, and the fact that his girlfriend had a daughter of her own, didn't really help your case.

max, don't panic (driver!reader): your relationship with Max gets exposed in a non-conventional way, an accident.

max the wag: you can’t keep up with all the drama outside the track, but your boyfriend keeps you updated.

max the wag (again) max the wag (for the third time) max the wag: are we the drama? max the wag: caught in the middle max the wag: is taylor swift coming?

chicken soup: chamomile, green tea, honey, chicken soup, and your boyfriend was the best recipe to get over the flu.

primero llegó verstappen : Suddenly, Max isn't annoyed about being featured in a music video.

SLUT! : this isn’t your first time being a WAG, but people don’t seem to like the idea of you ending your relationship with Joe Burrow and falling in love with Max.

Mila & Luca Verstappen (dad!Max)

SAFE HAVEN: the Verstappen family and St. Barths

Disney World Break: Ahead of the Miami GP, Max and his wife take the twins to Disney World.

happy mother's day, sorry for the mess: Mila and Luca go rogue during Mother's Day, ignoring Max's plan.

unscheduled school visit: the twins’ teacher calls, the twins got in trouble. Max is in disbelief.

maxplaining 2.0: Luca Verstappen's first press conference during his karting career. turns out, he even speaks like his dad.

could you be more obvious? : you show up pregnant for the first race of 2024, just six months after Max won his 3rd WDC.

prompts

Accidentally referring them as "my" (MV1)

and whispering in their ears, "I love you" (CS55)

collections

THE COLLECTION MASTERLIST: pieces inspired by Taylor Swift's lyrics.

all the years we stood there on the sidelines, wishing for right now (EO31)

wanting was enough, for me it was enough (LN4)

#f1 masterlist

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webslingingslasher · 4 months

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After Trouble spent enough time in the frat house. Would the boys find themselves singing/humming some taylor swift songs?

Like one is singing bejewelled in the kitchen while making cheese toastie while the other is humming it while doing some push ups in the backyard…

YES.

now let's just say.... IF i was choosing pain, i'd say...

peter's slamming his fist so hard down on tarrents door even he's a little surprised it didn't break through. 'turn that fucking shit off!' it's been non stop, he's bit his tongue for three days but he can't handle it anymore.

it's a constant, bass boosted, reminder of you.

'what?' it's muffled under the beatdown and screeching chorus.

'and when i meet the band, they ask do you have a man? i can still say i don't, remember?'

it's his breaking straw, he doesn't need to be reminded of his situation by taylor swift of all fucking people. he wasn't a taylor swift fan to begin with, but you've ruined her forever for him. he can't think about her without thinking about you.

the door bends under the weight, 'i said turn it the fuck off!' it swings open, all peter can hear is unfiltered bejeweled, 'sapphire tears on my face, sadness beca...' tarrent's lowering the volume on his speaker, 'what?'

'turn it down.' peter has no fight left. tarrent is blind, 'ah, sorry. it's been stuck in my head, i think you have to blame your girl for...' a wince, he understands the hostility. 'fuck, sorry, man.'

peter almost says it's fine. but it's not. nothing's fine.

'no more taylor swift, alright?' peter corrects himself, he's not a total dick. 'above a level five.' tarrent raises it just a little when peter leaves, it's enough for him to catch the end.

'i can still make the whole place shimmer...'

yeah, he's sure you can.

#frat!peter drabbles

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skeelly · 4 months

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"when im fat and old and my kids think im a joke"

"who cares if im pretty if i fail my finals??"

"who's your daddy?" (IYKYK ;))

"im tired and it's winter"

"i wish i could block me out"

"wanna die"

hi!! welcome. i suggest putting a seatbelt on and i will pay for your therapy, dont worry. :)

☘ "hi, it's me. im the problem it's me.": im kristen! you can call me kristen or kris. minor (im 14 if you really wanna know). she/her. intp-t. ambivert. 🇵🇭. reader (sort of). notes app writer (sometimes). i could not care less about my dumb typos so deal with it. i suck at math. biiiiiggg ophelia wilde fan. delulu swiftie no.9273737277. rodrigoxpartidge's biggest supporter. claire rosinkranz is the reason for my existence. gracie abrams ily. "how long can we be a sad song?". im married to grayson hawthorne. mirrorball//tolerate it girlie 4 life. stromboli fan until the day i die. nick girlie by heart. pjo stan at this point. harry potter simp. hermione granger is my mother. sherlock and enola holmes stan. "no body, no crime". haylor (sorry not sorry). one direction is my life. FREE PALESTINE. kenji, my spirit animal. jude is so ughhhhh perfect. javery shipper cause jameson for avery, grayson for me :3. massive k!nye west hater so if you like him, please leave. but i love rap. certified professional procrastinator. capricorn (not a believer in those things though). i love reading poetry. correct grammar = non existent. i can (technically) fluently speak 3 languages. i can speak (basic, not much) about 5 languages?. piano enthusiast. very big sport girly (football *soccer. america football can kiss my toes. that sport sucks*, f1, volleyball, badminton, basketball, tennis and hockey fan). walker scobell is perfect and i love him. c²>>>>. sharl leclerc. max the axe. oscar paistry. ankara messi. sewy. leah is my bestie. dior is the best artist no cap. pookie nation frfr. charlie's luke is best luke. andrew is underrated. olivea is jusssttt.

☘ rappers i like//listen to: eminem, lil skies, ysbtril (does he count?), nicki minaj, doja cat (:3), cardi b (rarely), dominic fike (does he count? yk, melodic rap). tbh idk who else lol.

☘ all around favorite artists: taylor swift, olivia rodrigo, claire rosinkranz, gracie abrams, the weeknd, doja cat, lil skies, ysbtril, selena gomez (?), harry styles, niall horan, louis tomlinson, zayn, liam payne, one direction, clairo, conan gray, lana del rey, one republic, why don't we, the neighborhood, billie elish, ariana grande, abba, michael jackson.

☘ navigation?:

rambles: #kristenstedtalk

anything i don't proof read: #i didn't proof read this lmao

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cringe posts that idk why i posted: #/j or #post to delete?

asks: #askaroo or #ty for answering <3

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#kristenstedtalk #intro post #re-done

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yeonjunszn · 2 years

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so sick !

pairing: idol!lee heeseung x non-idol!f!reader

genres: fluff﹒crack﹒smallest amount of angst possible

warnings: mature language (nothing new), strangers to friends to lovers, mentions of cheating (its not from any of the mcs), unfunny jokes, the plot takes place during/starting with the release of dimension : dilemma and will end around dimension : answer era, uni!au bc reader is a uni student, reader is literally the sweetest person alive laurv her saur much, heeseung is borderline insane, but so is reader’s entire friend group so whatever, everyone except enhypen are uni students, the only idols are enha, also (for clarification since they are name dropped) — txt exists in this universe without gyu and tyun, more warnings per individual chapter!

feat: the rest of enhypen, ryujin from itzy, sumin from stayc, taehyun and beomgyu from txt, hyunjin and felix from skz

summary: when your boyfriend of almost eight years cheats on you your senior year of university, you decide that you’re done with anything and everything to do with love. that is, until you meet a guy who sings love songs for a living.

status: completed!

started: may 21, 2022

ended: september 13, 2022

— WOWWW CANT BELIEVE MIXED UP IS DONE 🙁🙁 i’m kinda sad but it’s okay!! bc we have this baby here now!! i got the inspiration for this from so sick by ne-yo and also that one song by lauv that heeseung sang on i-land LMFAO

— send an ask to join the taglist!!

profiles: sunshine y/n & friends | 7 overgrown children | the fake fan accounts

zero. happy anniversary, asshole (477)

one. self love >>

two. hypehouseification of lee heeseung

three. double homicide

four. australianized tamed-dashed

five. why is he kinda..

six. pneumonia

seven. partner project in english

eight. happy birthday heeseung

nine. AWOOOOO 🐺

ten. stuck together (1.3k)

eleven. congrats! or sorry that happened!

twelve. can this be us

thirteen. down baddery and stalking

fourteen. ayo hitman bang introduces

fifteen. s(he) be(lie)ve(d)

sixteen. sevendeez nuts

seventeen. #emo #different #notlikeothergirls

eighteen. jungwon my savior

nineteen. sexy starfish

twenty. bring it on the musical

twenty one. simpy mcsimpson

twenty two. peer pressure is a bitch

twenty three. Y/N.EXE HAS CRASHED

twenty four. they grow up so fast

twenty five. october 30th (3.9k)

twenty six. back off.

twenty seven. h-hyunjin being logical ??

twenty eight. coffee again

twenty nine. jongseonglations

thirty. illegal and banned in 27 countries

thirty one. questions

thirty two. *screams quietly*

thirty three. 11/11 11:11

thirty four. stfu glee boy

thirty five. everything is fine

thirty six. worth it (830)

thirty seven. heeseung hate club

thirty eight. seoul uni’s ms. sunshine condoning violence

thirty nine. rest in piece cookie 💔💔😔

forty. let me love you (until you learn to love yourself)

forty one. taylor swift

forty two. he’s insane

forty three. more than friends less than lovers

forty four. thankful for you

forty five. feels so right (1k)

forty six. a pick me boy :/

forty seven. touch some grass

forty eight. life update: it got worse

forty nine. can’t stay away

fifty. no longer bitchless (1.3k)

fifty one. engenes better sleep with one eye open

fifty two. merry christmas my beautiful swan

fifty three. IM GONNA STRANGLE YOU (affectionately)

fifty four. he is human too

fifty five. taehyun be fucking fr

fifty six. twt user enhatranslate

fifty seven. proud gf moment

end. polaroid love

BONUSES

one. anonymous source

two. date night

three. best thread ever

four. y/n outsold floplift

five. ban enhypen_members

six. that feeling when

#SAUR EXCITED #i hope i do this justice LMFAO i’m in love with the plot tbh #i’m also happy that i can give riki his gremlin personality finally #enhypen smau #enhypen social media au #enhypen socmed au #enha smau #enha socmed au #enha social media au #enhypen heeseung smau #enhypen heeseung x reader #lee heeseung smau #lee heeseung x reader #⭒ — fluffy fluff #🦌 — lhs #so.sick.heeseung❤️‍🩹#yeonjunszn

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joesalw · 2 months

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imma rant about something i am sorry. i am a huge conan gray fan. i've been since 2020 when i first heard him on a mutual's spotify playlist. i'm indian and i wasn't on internet before pandemic nor did i used to listen to non hindi songs. i did not know who taylor swift was at the time. i had just heard her name in passing and probably two of her biggest songs (love story, you belong with me)

in 2021 my love for conan grew so much. his music has helped me with so much shit in my life. i also started watching interviews and stuff and he mentioned that taylor was a huge inspiration for him many times. he became besties with liv in 2021 and taylor sent both of them her fearless tv recording (due to which i was introduced to taylor's music)

at this point swifties started using the term 'taylor's children' for conan and olivia and then the whole cruel summer credits thing happened with liv and so many swifties started accusing her of copying taylor with everything she does. she rightfully distanced herself from taylor and as her best friend, conan did too

when midnights came out, an interviewer asked him what his favourite track was. he said something along the lines of 'oh i am on tour right now and i think an album like that deserves to be properly heard. i just haven't had the time to listen to it yet' (nothing to be upset at. he was respectful towards taylor and her music) but oh the swifties went wild. they started unnecessarily trolling him, being racist and homophobic towards him and all that

even now in 2024, whenever he does ANYTHING, swifties make it about him not having heard midnights. it's so annoying atp.

but what will you except from a fandom who were all like father towards joe alwyn when he was still dating their idol. but when they broke up, he is public enemy number 1 "who put her in the basement and didn't let her bejeweled" and their new father is someone when alcohol and anger issues (they are accusing joe of that shit now btw. saying how he was an alcoholic and also accusing him of dv which is so messed up. like always believe victims. but why are they making up rumours of abuse with no proof and no word said by taylor who according to them was abused??)

They expect everybody to kiss the ground she walks on, and if someone fails to do it/ doesn’t do it by choice, they become public enemy #1

#anti taylor swift #swifties dni #conan gray #olivia rodrigo #anti swifties

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booiiee · 10 months

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King of my heart,

body and soul

Christmas wasn't really your favourite of festivals, you liked the lights, the huge Christmas tree, the many red sweaters your friends gift you "as a joke" (you have about 3 pair of 'jingle yo bells' sweaters that'll never see the light of the day).

Christmas, however, was also the time your (now) fiance has time off from his very busy career as a kpop idol. Sounds almost too funny to even say that, that you're engaged to a kpop idol. Up until September your engagement was kept a secret but one random day (your 3 month anniversary, he's a sap of course he celebrates monthly anniversaries) he decided to go on live and show off his ring. You weren't allowed access to your phone for the next 24 hours cause he knew you'd be upset by the "fans" that call you unworthy of having their idol.

Hyunjae behind the scenes was just a guy. Really. He was just some guy you met at a McD parking lot, just some guy who tore his shirt pocket to offer you something to wipe your tears with, this guy who you kept bumping into until you took the initiative to thank him for his help when you first met. Hyunjae was just some guy to you, he was nice to you always, a gentleman even when you weren't looking, funny without being offensive or rude and so easily attractive. He had the face that has the similarities of many others but even in a crowd of hundreds you could spot him, so really, hyunjae was just some guy, that you were undeniably attracted to.

You found out his rather popular status on your first non-date to a restaurant that was known for having the best Italian food in town. Dressed to kill -you-, he picked you up with a bouquet of pink roses, his white shirt complimenting your beige satin dress, you had to stop yourself fron thinking how you looked like a real couple. Your magical evening was rather interrupted by a big group of people wanting to take his autograph after he politely said no to pictures. You give him a soft smile as indication for him to sign the fans' merch but mentally you took a note of all the people trying to touch his arm.

I am so sorry for that I really tried to say no.

He didn't look as apologetic as he did anxious. Maybe this wasn't the first time his date was interrupted by his fans

It's okay. I really should remember that you're a k-pop star and not just some guy I'm hanging out with.

You wanted him to point out that this is more than just hanging out, that this is a date, that he's as smitten by you as you are by him. Instead he just gives a smile that feels rather staged, one that he'd pull in interviews that he hated. You wished you never said anything, of course this means nothing to him, you're just a regular person with a regular job, he's everything, he has everything and everyone why would this be more than hanging out of course.

You are shaken out of your trance as you feel his warmth beside you. Pulling you by your chair he makes you look into his eyes and with the smile he holds always, the genuine real smile, he holds your hand, you shiver as his cold hands meet your warm palm, you wonder how his warmth doesn't carry onto his hands, almost as if they were on their own, with their own mind.

I don't know how you feel and I won't assume, however, I have to be honest to you, this, between us is not just hanging out to me. I mean sure I love hanging out with you but not cause you're just some girl to me, and I don't say this to mock what you've just said, I'm trying to tell you how I feel. I'm trying to tell you I like you and that this dinner is a date, I'm sorry I didn't put it into words before and I'd accept if you'd want to hit me with this bouquet and if you don't speak to me after tonight, or after this long monologue, but I really like you and if you can tolerate few of our dates getting interrupted I swear there won't be anything else you'd have to complain about.

Hyunjae wasn't just some guy. He's never been. You knew who he was when you first met, the terrible day you've had suddenly felt so worth it seeing his face, his shirt pocket that had your mascara on it was the most important piece of clothing to you and every smile he gave you made you feel like you could die happily. You've thought about what he'd say if he knew that you knew, you knew that he had the whole world at his feet and you loved that he still chose to talk to you, that he could go upto any girl and yet he asked to sit beside you.

Hyunjae was everything to you, so when you feel tears stream down at his honest and oh so sweet confession, you weren't surprised. His panicked face reaching out for his shirt pocket again had you rushing for his hands and telling him and you weren't sad, just so so happy you couldn't stop the tears. He sat beside you for the rest of the dinner and just like every romance book ever written about gentlemen and perfect dates, he kissed you at your doorstep, and kissed you again as he closed the door behind you, and near your couch, and again on your bed as you both fell down softly on your maroon sheets.

Hyunjae is shy. He's been a shy guy for as long as you've known him, you did feel how he held you by your waist on your way to home tonight, but mostly hyunjae is shy. Which is why you gasped when his hands squeezed your waist as he moved lower to kiss your neck the way he kissed your lips, maybe worse than how he kissed your lips. His lips on your neck were accompanied by his tongue and soon his teeth, you've always been wary of intimacy but this right now, him touching you like you're his everything, like touching you is all he's made for, like he has to remove every touch that wasn't full of love, this right here felt so right, so good.

A whimper leaves your mouth when his teeth leave a mark at the sensitive spot on your neck, you hear him chuckle as his tongue follows right after. You feel as though you should stop him, as though you need to follow this imaginary rule of not doing anything more than a kiss on a first date, but you've been into him since the very first date and in your head all your "hangouts" were basically dates so it didn't really matte-

Get out of your head and come back to me. I want you to remember every touch, every kiss I want you here.

His voice pulled you out of your head as he hovered over your face. You pull him in for another kiss causing him to fall onto you completely and letting out a low groan that, for the first time in your life, aroused you more. Your hands grab his beautiful curls roughly as you deepen the kiss and simultaneously moan with how his body felt on yours. His hair was always your favourite feature of him, curls were so blessed to be adorned by him, something fans couldn't see often as he straightened them up for almost all of his appearances, his curls that made him look extra curly, his curls that were looking so sinful right now as he broke the kiss to kiss you right above your breasts.

Your hands wander down on his waist and his shirt that had risen up allowed you to have direct contact with his on so slender waist and you couldn't help but let your fingers trace his (very slutty) waists. Jesus, why did men (him) have such slutty little waists (you literally could foam at your mouth because of his waist). He seemed to have liked your wandering hands on his waist as he bit just above your left breast and pushed his waist closer to you, the movement causing you to come to the realisation of what this could progress to.

He was hard. Painfully so. It wasn't the first time you've felt a man hard above you, it was however the first time you've felt aroused by it, felt so aroused you couldn't help but whimper. He felt so big, scary even, and you hadn't even seen, or felt, rhe real thing yet, his pants blocking the reality from you.

He stops his tortures on you as he balances his body on his arms and gets up, still hovering, barely touching, ridding you of the pleasure of having him where you wnated.

Tell me to stop and I won't think twice. Tell me what you want and I'll do that, no more, never less. But I want you to tell me.

Would you think any different of me if I asked you to stop? It's not that I don't want it, god I do, I do want it so bad, I just want to I don't know maybe feel a little more comfortable with your touches, and it's not you at all, trust me, I just want to not be thinking so much and just feel, and I know I sound like I'm saying two things but it's just I don't know I jus-

Hey, hey, look at me, you're making sense and I get it, I'm not confused I understood 100% of what you just said. As far as thinking differently goes, nothing you say or do can change the way I feel about you, nothing. Don't worry okay? I'm your boyfriend now, I'm here when you wanna hang out, when you wanna cuddle, when you kiss and I'll be here when you'd want me to devour you.

He kisses you again, deeply, caressing your hair at the same time. He gets up to leave when you pull on his, now undone, shirt sleeve.

Would you- would it be okay if i ask you to stay? I meani totally understand if it'd be weird for you to yk just cuddle or whate-

Of course, I'd love to stay my love. I understand that you can't just stop overthinking just because I ask you to but with me even if you're overthinking something, just say it out loud, okay? Now change into something comfortable and let's get you to sleep.

As he held you in his warm embrace, you realised just how much more he meant to you. For the first time in a while, your brain wasn't racing and before you could spend more time embracing his features, sleep had taken over.

Things moved rather fast after that. Hangouts became sleeping in, dates eneded up with heavy makeouts and movie nights were always followed by him falling asleep halfway through on hour shoulder. You had gotten used to his out of nowhere kissed but his hands, his hands with a mind of their own always caught you by surprise. Hyunjae looked so oblivious to your gasps whenever he'd grab your waist a little too roughly or whenever they'd make contact with your collarbones when snuggled on the couch. Maybe he was oblivious to what his hands did to you, almost as if they were different from him, with a will of their own, with an obsession with having you always.

Hyunjae would be giving you feather like pecks on your face and his hands would be caressing your cleavage, sometimes hyunjae would be busy in reading the script of a variety show appearance and his hands would be drawing circles on your thighs, god you loved how free his hands were from him.

You were introduced to his members just weeks into dating him and all of them spoke of how he's turned into a sap and how he spends his free time smiling at your picture like a soldier away from his wife. Hyunjae would never be as risky as his hands, that would pull you to sit on his lap in his makeup room or pull you in an empty room and pull you close, too close to hyunjae.

You missed hyunjae when he had promotions, too busy to even have a proper conversation with you, you missed his hands on you the most whenever you saw him being a menace on stage. The same hands that had pulled your top down to your waist and hand grabbed your breasts like they were the most magnificent set ever, the hands that tortured you by squeezing your breasts but never doing more, the hands that grabbed the back of your neck when hyunjae marked up you collarbones, your jaw and almost your breasts.

You missed hyunjae and you missed him enough to know you'd give him all that you've wanted to since his confession. Not because he's hyunjae, not because he's your everything, not because you were dating, because you loved him, really truly, madly, you loved Hyunjae and if the words won't come out, you'll show in actions.

I AM SEEING YOU TODAY I'M SO HAPPY DID YOU MISS ME?

of course i did, you know i dont like sleeping without you:(

I know love, we'll have lots of cuddle time now, i have a week's free schedule. Im not gonna leave you alone for a single minute!

Can't wait!, I have a something to show you xD

👁️👁️ WHAT

you'll know <3

To say Hyunjae was surprised would be an understatement. Sure, he knew someday this day will come, but he did not expect his lover to -literally- pounce on him the second he walked in that door. He was pushed onto the closed door and his lips were now held hostage by his angelic lover who had switched places with the devil tonight with how she was letting her hands explore his body.

His hands not listening to him again pulled her off him and shoved her to the wall, switching the position, causing her to smirk instead of being surprised. Hyunjae wanted to talk, to caress her face, his hands? One grabbing her neck and pulling her close for a kiss deeper than the last, the other on her left breast already causing her to moan with the not so light squeezes.

I want you. All of you, tonight. I want you to have your way with me, to devour me liek you said you would, I just, I want you.

Hyunjae did not think twice as he pulled you towards your bedroom. Gently laying you on your bed he began undressing himself first, giving you the chance to admire his well toned body, his abs very visible enough just the way you loved and his prominent V line made you wet thinking about what follows. As he unbuttoned his jeans you could finally see his rather big dick's outline through his underwear, saving the best for the last he hovers over you as he kisses you softly and pulls your dress above your head. You get reminded that you were not wearing a bra with the way he gasps, his hands have had their sweet time with your boobs but this was Hyunjae's first time seeing your breasts our and proud and the way his mouth latched onto your right, you could conclude he loved them.

His left hand took the opportunity to squeeze the left simultaneously as you moaned loudly, causing hyunjae to grind onto you. Your hands found their way to his waist then went lower to his ass and jesus christ he worked out! His mouth and hand switched places as you pushed him closer, closer to where you needed him the most. Having him wasn't just a want to you, it was a need, like if he wasn't inside you anytime soon, you'd cease to exist. Hyunjae's hands being a step ahead went south and pulled your -soaked- underwear down. You'd be too embarassed of it wasn't for the growl that left his mouth when his fingers came in contact your wetness.

He kissed his way down and made eye contact with you as he kissed you there. One kiss turned into several and suddenly became licks and before you could process it all, he was eating you out, like he was an animal, like you were a candy, like he could devour you whole, like you deserved.

God, you make me so crazy. I feel like I'm losing my mind. You're so goddamn hot and just for me, I'm the only lucky man who gets to have you, just me. The luckiest man in the world.

You tried to push him away as you felt closer to an orgasm but he kept going. This side of hyunjae will be imprinted in your mind forever you think. You came and felt like your soul had left your body and was watching you from afar, hyunjae kept going until you were done coming down from your high. To give you a few minutes to breathe he went back up leaving soft kissed from your face and neck trying to calm you down and you once again felt like you've won in life.

Feeling the need to return the favour (& feeling bold in the moment) you push him on his back and try to pull his underwear down but get stopped in the middle.

Oh trust me I want this more than anything but tonight I want you to feel all that I've wanted to show you.

He lays you on your back as he stands up and pulls his underwear down, freeing the huge cock that you were -somehow- supposed to let inside. You gulp at the sight of him and watch as he stokes it to make it even bigger. You wonder if you'd survive this but conclude that it'd be the best way to go if you don't.

It will hurt and I don't say this to sound cocky but I'm a little bigger than most guys so it'll hurt a lot, but if it hurts way more than your tolerance please please tell me, I don't want our first time to be a painful experience for you, okay love?

I- uh, this will be my first time, ever. And I'm sorry I'm saying that right now but I just you never asked I never mentioned and now it's just, but it's okay if you'd wanna stop right now.

Fuck, okay. Don't feel bad babe, it's not weird, I'm honoured that you want me to be your first but I want to ask you once again, are you completely sure you want this? I can wait for you absolutely.

I want you, Hyunjae, I really do.

Hyunjae hovers over you again as he takes your lips in another kiss, somehow deeper than the rest. Tongues playing with each other as he lines up his cock near your entrance and slowly enters you. You feel the pain he mentioned but ask him to move on, after what feels like forever, he is inside you completely but doesn't move and you feel grateful cause he really wasn't kidding about being bigger than most men, he felt so deep inside, so close that the pain felt irrelevant. You whisper in his ear asking him to move and then lose all ability to talk once he does. You suddenly understood what people meant when they said sex could change you, in those first few thrusts you felt as though you'd already addicted and the way hyunjae was grunting, you could imagine he felt the same.

Countless curses and groans later you had kind of gotten used to his size when you asked him to go harder, he growled in your neck as he picked up the pace, his hands holding yours down, intertwined, just like the movies, but his noises, p0rnographic. He was rough in a way that made you feel like a slut, his own personal slut, but the way he kept kissing your face and whispering I love yous in your ear made you feel like his lover, his wife, his everything. You came in after his continuous thrusts to your sensitive spot and not long after he followed, shaking in your embrace and biting your neck.

Too tired to keep your eyes open you close them to rest a little and wake up next morning in a big tshirt cuddled in hyunjae's naked torso. You kiss his chest and heat him groan, so you do it again and again until he is hovering over you with your hands pinned over your head with one hand and the other caressing your thighs.

You know you never really let me do one thing last night.

He looks at you confused and before he can question you push him on his back straddling him, your naked core near his semi hard. You grind yourself on him as he groans and grabs your hips to steady your pace. You pull his hands away from you and you get down and get lower nearing his cock. He shivers as you kiss his hipbone and lets outs a loud moan when you hold his now hard dick in your hand.

His moans give you motivation to continue your movements as you lick along his big shaft and rhe way he gasps makes you confident that putting it inside your mouth till you felt him in your throat was a good idea. He was the singer anyway, your throat being used would not hamper your job. So you take him deep and you continue to suck him like your life, and his, depended on it. Hyunjae tells you he will kiss the ground you walk on when he comes.

Your relationship was never the same after. For the first few days you guys couldn't keep your hands off each other. Kitchen, couch, bathroom, the vanity, you had done it all and done it everywhere. On the 4th day Hyunjae was told he'd have to cut his trip shorter so he fucked you 5 ways into the fifth and last day of his little free time.

A month after that he had proposed in Pohang, one of your favourite places in the world and you had accepted with surprised and annoyed face cause you were literally out and about in his BIG hoodie and shorts and freaking flipflops. He promised he wouldn't post the pictures anywhere, he lied. On your 3 month anniversary he announced your relationship to his fans on live and while you came home to a dozen bouquets, your Instagram was filled with vile comments about how he deserved more.

He had his company file an official notice that they'd take legal action against harmful comments made towards you even though you said you didn't vet bothered by those comments (you did).

Christmas wasn't really your favourite of the festivals, but you came home to your fiance, Hyunjae, with his warm smile and soft curls falling onto his beautiful face, calling you his wife and kissing you breathless, and everything was merry.

this was written solely for @un-love i hope this filled tha hyunjae fic shaped void, hope you liked the smut xD

#hyunjae #the boyz #the boyz fic #hyunjae fluff #hyunjae smut #the lack of hyunjae smut is concerning #me? romanticing christmas? yup #lee jaehyun #lee jaehyun smut #the boyz smut #Spotify

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roseisbeautiful · 9 months

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She's dating the gangster au with Gonzo:)

(WARNING: Bullying, cursing, violence, threat of suicide, fake dating, reader wears glasses, ooc! Gonzo, angst, and fluff.)

(Another reminder I'm not fluent in english as its not my first language)

Gangster!Eddie "Gonzo" Gilman x Nerdy! F! reader

I like this song so I recommend listwning to it

How you met:

You had met him when you had transfer to your bestfriends university and in your very first day you had embarrased yourself.

Hey he bumped into you! So why was that your fault? Yes he did bumped into you in the gate of the school while skating and you scraped your knee it knocked out even your glasses and the books in your hands. Instead of him apologizing he had went on in skating, you got pissed off and yelled at him for not saying sorry. Everyone around you stopped what they were doing even him.

Your bestfriend had grabbed your hand and ran inside to save you from more humiliation. You were now scared to be left alone as you could easily be bullied by him or something.

//After you met//

A person had been beeping you in your beeper non-stop and it was getting annoying for you, they kept apologizing for breaking up with you..?

Unfortunately God wasn't on your side that day and the person did not stop even in class, usually they'd stop when school started but this day no. Your teacher had sent you out your beeper interrupting what ever she had been teaching.

But still even out of the classroom it had still been beeping you were confused and scared from whom it was so you immediately waited for your bestfriend.

//Timeskip//

When your last period had ended for break time you finally contacted your bestfriend and told her everything. She'd been shocked and said it was Gonzo that was beeping you not some random guy.

But as she was saying that Gonzo was near you both and he was just standing in the call booth, hoping it wasn't your beeper that he had been sending messages to, unfortunately for you it was. As soon as he had picked up the phone your beeper beeped non-stop.

He had heard it and was now walking towards you so you basically were panicking in the insides now.

Quickly you had stood up and start to try and walk away as he was starting to follow up behind you. He still caught up tho, so you standing up had no purpose at all.

When he catched up he pinned you on a post wall, he held your arm and his hot breath fanning in your ear.

"Hey my ex girlfriend is watching just pretend we have something going on" as he still was pinning you and he covers your mouth for you to not complain.

You didn't really want this all to happen but it seems that it had to. You kept squirming in his hold but to no avail it never really worked

When his ex finally went away, he let go of you and tried to get you to fake date him

You still never agreed.

//Trying to pursue you into his scheme//

See you think he got the memo to leave you alone.

But he didn't and it was starting to turn into a problem for you.

Everywhere you went he tried to go with you or sometimes just following you around, even then his friends start to get in this little scheme of his.

They would torment you to just date him!

It was annoying and it got tiring for you.

Then one day in a rainy day everyone was just gathered in the very front of the university and when you finally caught a glimpse of what was happening.

It was gonzo with a sign hang around his neck and it had said that "It's either you answer me or I k*ll myself!"

You'd thought it was a stupid asshole move of his but it was his life that was on the line here.

So you felt the pressure to just answer him yes..

Then that's how you started fake dating for him to get his ex jealous.

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Hello! I'm gonna have a second part for this but not right now since I have to write more fics! But I'm sure I will come out with it in a few days.. Also this is based on the filipino film "She's dating the gangster!😊

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#ezra miller #we need to talk about kevin #ezra miller imagine #beware the gonzo #gonzo the great #gonzo #x reader #fanfic #fake dating #slow burn #nerd #Spotify

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lethalchiralium · 1 year

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taylor swift fucking sucks non of the cod military men would even go near her stupid fucking gross music so shut ur stupid mouth and either play one of the games or stop writing this bullshit ooc trash

yikes buddy. you weren’t held by your parents much as a baby, were you? let’s break this down on a piece you WILLINGLY READ. if you don’t know what that means, that means there was a READ MORE. you have to click that buddy. let’s begin.

a) you don’t need to like taylor swift. i wasn’t shoving it in your face to like her, but to just read lyrics. whether or not i like her is my business and i’m willing to share it because i like her older music, that doesn’t mean i’m forcing you to like her.

b) oh and how would you know what the COD men listen to, hm? have you MET anyone from the military? have you MET normal people? a lot of people like one song by taylor swift, they don’t have to be fans. also, it was quite literally stated that he didn’t like taylor swift. i’m surprised you glossed over that.

c) you are literally telling a girl to shut up on the internet. hurray. did you want a prize?

d) oh i do play the games. have been since i was a kid. i have all of them on both of my ps4 and ps5 systems. i don’t need to put my gamer tag down to feel validated by you.

e) i’m sorry, how many reading times did you skip out on in elementary school? i’d love to know.

also, i do what i want. this is MY blog. this is MY writing, you have no say as to what i do. if you don’t like it, i don’t need you to read any of it. i have enough support from other people who LIKE what i write. i’m not gonna stop because a punk like you thinks the world revolves around you.

dm me if you’re brave enough. which you’re not.

have a good day. if you don’t, that’s not my problem.

#get off my blog. i don’t need you here.#or chat with me in the DMs. your choice buddy.#simon ghost riley #simon riley #keri answers #keri destroys

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hi, social team anon here. so yeah watcher hired a fan to be the social person and I have some background that I just find really fascinating. so she was very well know within the fandom because she edited their show on buzzfeed (unsolved) and is insanely talent at that. ryan and shane were also aware of her and had some interactions in their post mortem show. so when they started watcher with steven they reached her to work with them. and I honestly think that no social team in like the youtube space is as able to connect with their audience like the watcher team. she knows the memes, she knows what catches the audience attention, she engages so much with the fandom in all platforms (and knows how big they are here on tumblr which is something that a lot of the teams I see don't use in their favor)

also sorry this is becoming kinda rambling but I think one thing they do that makes such a difference when it comes to connecting with their audience is any video they release right after their logo they put something special related to the content of the video itself in the captions (which is also something I really appreciate, most of their videos have captions available immediately and as a non english speaker captions help a lot)

it's fun little things like that, that take effort but are simple and something most people wouldn't care to do that makes me feel so connect to their channel. like if i'm not wrong they premiered a show in the same day as a taylor swift album was released so the caption at the beginning of the episode was something like "thank you for taking a break from listening to *insert album name here* to watch us".

it doesn't take a lot of effort and the reward is so big because by interacting and being playful with the audience you bring a lot of people to watch not only your content on youtube but to also follow you on other socials medias, because they feel connected to what you post.

I feel like smosh miss the mark so much when it comes to that. and it's like you said, i'm gen z and their posts on social media feels very millennial, very catered to only one age group. they end up restricting themselves by always staying in the same bubble and not expanding

The only thing I have to say is, WOW.

If Smosh did that I think I would die of happiness.

could you IMAGINE

#smosh #smoshblr #smosh social team #smosh crew #Watcher #info #THANK YOU FOR THIS ASK ANON #IT WAS A PLEASURE TO READ #all the info about how they run it over there has me all kinds of jealous!#smosh really is missing out #theres SO MANY TALENTED PEOPLE WATCHING THAT WOULD DIE TO WORK WITH THEM #D:#smosh games #smosh pit

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cutiegunwook · 11 months

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Zero Base One

why you break up as Taylor swift songs

Hanbin and Mathew

Hanbin

“I never was ready so I watch you go”

Champagne problems

You and Hanbin have been engaged for the past year you held out on setting a date but it had gotten to the point where you could no longer lie to yourself or hanbin. It was time to be honest even if it meant losing the one person you truly loved “"Say it again... I think I must have misheard you," Hanbin's voice quivers, his words tumbling out. "I... I don't think I'm ready to get married... I'm not sure if I ever will be," your voice barely audible, almost lost in the air. He turns away, his back facing you, and takes in a deep breath before turning back, stepping closer, and gently grasping your hands in his.

"I thought you wanted this. I thought you were excited about planning the wedding. Did I do something wrong?" His words rush out, filled with confusion and pain.

"No, Hanbin, it's not anything you did. You're the perfect boyfriend, and you would make an amazing husband... just not for me," you utter, trying to hold back tears. Hanbin's face is streaked with tears, and he struggles to suppress his quiet whimpers.

"We don't have to get married. We can wait. I can wait as long as you need," he pleads, reaching out to caress your face.

You bite your lip, pulling away from him, your heart heavy. "I'm never going to be ready, Hanbin. I'm sorry. You deserve someone who will give you everything you want, but that person isn't me. I'll come by tomorrow while you're at work to pick up my things. I'm sorry." With a quick grab of your keys, you rush out before Hanbin has a chance to respond, leaving him behind, consumed by his emotions.

Mathew

“If I never blushed then they could’ve never whispered about this”

2.Would’ve,could’ve,should’ve

You felt your heart drop as you read the headline “breaking! Zero base one Mathew dating non celebrity” you quickly pull up the article and see the pictures captured of you two taken on the only date in public after his debut. You were naive to think that Mathew wouldn’t be recognized in that outfit and face mask.

You scroll down and see all the comments from netizens.

“this is a betrayal to all the fans who love and support him”

“That girl definitely wanted the fame she’s not even trying to hide her face”

“Mathew should be removed from the group im worried he will bring down the group”

“He could’ve at least payed for his girlfriends plastic surgery how embarrassing she’s too fucking ugly”

In a frantic rush, Mathew raced to your house after catching sight of the news. Ignoring the incessant calls and messages from his company, you were what he was worried about he hoped that you hadn't subjected yourself to the hurtful comments, he believed that none of this was your burden to bear simply for loving him. He pounded on your door relentlessly until you finally opened it, but the sight that greeted him tore at his heart. Worry flooded his eyes as he took in your bloodshot eyes and tear-stained cheeks “Baby, it's alright. We can overcome this," he whispered, pulling you into his embrace and tenderly rubbing your back. "No, no, no. We can't fix it now. I'm sorry for ever interfering with your career," you choked out, his chest tightened at your words. You were the person he cherished most in the entire world, and he would do anything to alleviate your pain. Meanwhile, his phone repeatedly buzzed with calls from his company, desperately trying to reach him.

You withdrew from his arms, wiping away your tears. "Mathew, tell them we're not dating. Tell them I was the one who approached you," you say, his brows furrowed with a mix of emotions. "Why would I do that? I'm prepared to face any consequences. I knew this day would come eventually, and I refuse to let go of you for the sake of my career," he retorted firmly, his determination unwavering.

"Don't be stupid... they're right. We shouldn't be together. I don't deserve you. I'm the reason you're enduring this hate. This is the last thing I ever wanted... Let's break up," your voice trembled, cracking with the weight of your last words. "No, please don't do this. We can find a way to fix this. The fans and the company will move on. I can't lose you like this... I'll give it all up. You're the love of my life, and I can't face this world without you by my side," he pleaded desperately, his grip on your shoulders tightening as he awaited your response.

Your hands pushed him away, forcefully distancing yourself. "Mathew, please leave. Don't make this any harder for me. This is your dream, Don't sacrifice it for me. I could never live with the guilt," you urged, your voice filled with anguish. "No, you are my dream! I don't need to be an idol but I need you “he said desperately, his voice quivering and his eyes brimming with tears.

"Get out, please," you pushed him roughly towards the door, your words laced with anguish. "Baby, no, please don't do this," his voice trembled as tears streamed down his face. “Go talk to your company tell them we’re not together I love you Matt and that’s why I’m doing this” you place a soft kiss on his lips before pushing him out the door you slide down the door covering your ears to block out Mathew’s frantic pleads for you on the other side This was for the best

(Should I do the other boys too?)

#zb1 imagines #zb1 drabbles #zb1 x reader #zb1 matthew #zb1 hanbin #zb1 angst #zero base one #seok matthew #sung hanbin #zb1 #zb1 scenarios #kpop fanfic #zb1net #boys planet #zb1 au

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