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kk43mi · 9 months

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HII I LOVE YOUR POSTS SO MUCH

Can i order a somno with scaramouche x fem reader where he sees her pure and innocent form and then completely looses himself to the look of you?

Thank you for reading this and if i can, could i be the 🐑anon?

yas sheep anon! writing is so hard so this one is kind of rusheddd , but dont get me wrong I did try! hope you enjoy anon

purity┊scaramouche

PAIRING ┊ scaramouche x f!reader GENRE ┊ smut WC ┊1.5k+ WARNINGS ┊ cussing , i will call wanderer, scaramouche! , somnophilia , non-con , stalking , lowercase intended!!! SYNOPSIS ┊ selling baked goods , always trying to serve the best customer service to your buyers , there would always be a regular coming. little do you know that buyer always had impure thoughts of you. A/N ┊ written by kam , hope you guys enjoy ! also modern-au (?) im sorry if this one isnt really goooddd, sorry for the delay too!!

you were a baker girl, always selling fresh pastries and doing the best you can to serve the best customer service for your buyers. you had the best bread in sumeru and people loved it! you were practically well known for them.

you would see regulars here and there, always loving to talk with them whenever they came to stop by to grab something to eat on the go. but this customer you had, came most than others.

scaramouche, he came almost everyday...maybe twice that day. however, you found solace in his tranquil company, occasionally deriving enjoyment from his presence. yet, deciphering the thoughts occupying his mind proved to be a bit challenging, not that it really mattered to you.

"hello! the usual?" you would always flash that smile of yours to him while waving. he gave a small nod. you would prepare his order, before presenting it to him in a neatly arranged plastic bag.

scaramouche grabs the bag, your hand slightly grazes his and he flinched. "bye! hope you enjoy!" scara nods and pays you before leaving the store. walking back to his abode, his face brightens up with a red.

"she touched me...she touched me..." repeatedly saying , that scene would always reminisce in his mind, wanting to feel that touch again. your hands are so soft, he sometimes thinks you were made for him.

how did this even start? it's quite simple. nahida suggested scara to try out this new place, a way to try and socialize and experience more taste buds! naturally, he harbored no intentions of consuming it himself. however, since nahida also expressed an interest, he set out to purchase it.

walking in the building where the bread nahida desired was settled in, he waits at the line, groaning in annoyance, too noisy, and too crowded. he was never a fan of clustered places. as the line shortens its finally his turn.

"one moment sir!" a voice from the other room can be heard. and scara waits, observing his surroundings a bit before a figure pops out of his view from the side, turning his head, his gazes intertwined with yours, and its as if its the most breathtaking thing hes ever saw. you.

"hi! sorry for the wait! im currently the only one working here so things are quite tough to get around!" you let out a chuckle afterwards. his mouth was slightly agape, no words leaving his mouth as he kept his gaze at you. your voice flows as smoothly as a captivating melody, and the grace of your countenance is truly majestic. "soo, what would you like..?"

"the...the special." he said in a quiet tone before shifting his hat to cover his top half face. "got it! ill pack it up for you right now!" before grabbing the tong and picking up the freshly made bakes.

did you always have that smile on your face? it was beautiful yet he felt the need to want to wipe that smile off your face, wanting to ruin it. the thoughts getting to him...were a bit too wild now. realizing it himself he shakes those thoughts away.

"here you go sir! i made sure to pack them nice and neat so they dont get all over the place." there you go again. flashing that smile. he snatched the bag and paid for what was needed. "enjoy your bread!" you yelled out as scara was already out the front door.

its been months now ever since that encounter. its like a spark awoken in him. he would want to see what your face would look like, covered in his cum. he would want to see you cock drunk, always begging for him to pleasure you more and more. he couldnt get enough, his hand wasnt enough. he needed the real thing.

when you were done with your shift, you close down the shop, packing up the left over bakes for you to take home and eat. turning off all lights before locking the entrance. of course how would scara get to see you if he didnt know your schedule?

he studied what you do everyday, what time you work, your breaks, and when you end. even knows the direction to your house. sure he didnt have the courage to just talk to you normally other than just ordering plain old bread is what he would describe.

locking up your shop, you now advance to your house. walking while the streets were quiet, though, sumeru was quite safe, so you didnt worry about anything! but little did you know scara was in the shadows, following you, admiring everything you do. sure you heard a couple footsteps, but shrugged it off as a dog or what.

reaching to your humble abode, you take your keys, unlocking the door before turning the knob to enter. but it didnt matter to scara, he knew which rooms was yours, going to the window associated to your room, he watches as you enter in, flicking on the light as you now took off your pants.

you were a "home is where the pants arent" type of person. it felt more relaxing to dress down indoors, especially since you were alone – the comfort of solitude made you feel relaxed at last, after a long day of serving and selling, you were exhausted. scara would always enjoy the view of your panties shaping out your ass.

the wild thoughts occupying his mind again, wanting to stuff his fat cock inside your cunt, pounding into you mercilessly until you couldnt walk for days. different positions, never stopping until you pass out. these thoughts accompanying his mind, a growing tent forms in his pants.

taking a hand to shift the harden shaft around to ease the pain. it was just aching to get out of his pants. he couldnt wait till you have fallen asleep, then he would do whatever he could to you.

charging your phone then being in the comforts in your bed, tucking yourself in before closing your eyes, falling into a deep slumber. taking this opportunity, he picks the window, before sliding it to the side to jump in. making sure his footsteps were light as a feather to not wake you up.

scara observes the room, inhaling the room that was covered in your sweet scent. looking at your sleeping figure, he comes closer, to admire your beautiful face. hopping onto the bed to have a better view. "fuck.." he couldnt contain his excitement any longer as he rubs a finger on the outline of your cunt.

making you wince a bit, he slides the panties to the side, looking at your bare cunt now. the sight makes him drool, wanting to devour it already. but it has seem his dick was really impatient. twitching in place already with precum on the tip staining his pants with a wet patch.

unzipping the jeans, his dick springs to life, hard and erect before he glides it against your folds. the sensation makes him grunt in pleasure, your heat making his body shudder before lining himself up to your hole. bottoming out when he fully sheathed himself with your walls. he harbored an intense desire to shatter your innocence.

groans falls from his mouth as he tried to contain them in order to not wake you up. his breath quivered, and at last, he began to stir. snapping his hips at yours, skin slapping skin echoing thru the room. his pace was rough, the feeling of you walls clasping around him felt so pleasurable to him.

balls slapping against your ass and his thumb pleasuring your clit. he was too focus on your pussy to even notice his pounding was harsh, it could wake you up. but he took the risk, trying to reach his high. thrusting turning sharper and harder each time his body connected with yours if that was even possible, it left little whines from your mouth, making scara more eager than ever to continue.

he couldnt hold it in anymore, his moans escaped his lips, grabbing your soft mounds to massage the flesh, and another hand, under your knee to push it up for a better angle. he was in so deep, pounding, thrusting, and pearls of sweat falls down from his forehead. taking his phone out from his pockets, pressing the record button. making sure your pussy and his dick disappearing into you was in view.

feeling your walls tighten around him, he figured you were bound to cum soon. his thrust getting sloppier and pace was slower, he continued on, wanting to reach his limit, and inject his cum into you. hes imagining more vulgar things he would do to you. sex up against the wall? yes. you tied up while he eats you out? of course. him fisting your hair and fuck facing you? thats his favorite.

minutes passed and he was close, and with one final push and groan, he cums inside your pussy. gasps and pants emitting from his lips as he tried to regain himself. he stilled himself in you for a bit before pulling out, cum gushing from your pussy and pooling under the sheets.

he smiles at the sight before his dick scoops up the remaining cum, fucking it back into you. a couple more breathless pants before he moved his hips again. this sure was going to be a long night.

the next day you would wonder why there was a strange smell from the sheets, and why your thighs were sticky.

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dawnleaf37 · 2 months

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@spiderwebd regretevator

Regretevator (Game) is similar to The Normal Elevator from older days of roblox, being that you enter an elevator and it will arrive on a myriad of different floors to explore, minigames to complete, or just . Funny Thing

The Regretevator (the actual Elevator) is an interdimensional form of travel that is used by various entities to get around. It is confirmed to be able to go Anywhere. and seems to be able to transcend time and space which is always fun

The game features 70+ floors currently, and has a certain style of humor to it, but what really makes it are the NPCs, interactable characters, some of which can enter the elevator and some of which cannot. Im going to recap the ones who will enter very quickly, so sorry for the imagespam here:

Mannequin_Mark

A mannequin(which is a species produced by a factory) named mark. Woodcarver as a job, has a coworker named Jim. Hates concrete. Southern accent. Divorced from Wallter.

Wallter

Used to be a human, drank cement, is now concrete. Generally nice dude. Thinks concrete is better than wood. Tall as fuck. Divorced from Mark.

PartyNoob

Often shortened to Poob. Loves parties if you couldn't tell. Can kill you if you slap them like 10 times. You can slap them. theres something so so so so fucking wrong with them holy fucking shit oh my god. oh my god oh my g Keep this asshole in Mind. Keep them in mind ple;as

Pest

Actual name is PartyGuest. Builds robots. Steals money from you. Speaks Japanese. Yes they are a bug beetle to be specific. Asshole

Lampert

Found in the 3008 level yes theres a 3008 level yes i love it. Germophobic, clean everything. Zoomies he is zoomies. Despises Infected, but knew him as Kasper

Infected

Diseased when he bought a freemodel with a virus in it. Perpetually trapped as a scene kid. Had a cat. No longer has a cat. Used to be named Kasper, infection made him forget

Unpleasant

It;s the fucking unpleasent gradient meme. does jackshit. some people headcanon that it ate infecteds cat and i think thats the funniest shit

Split

Species called a fruitaur or something, banana-snail-horse-dog-girl. Hosts a wipeout-like show named Splitsville. Lesbian. canonically has feelings for bive

Bive

Completely made of hair. Conspiracy theorist. this is just touch tone telephone. canonically has feelings for Split. may seem crazy but she Knows things

Reddy

It;s freddy from fnaf but for Red Ball Diner, go look up gregoriah regretevator and tell me how gender he looks

DrRETRO

Animal Jam emote. framed for many crimes. Also knows things. Shoots lasers out of her eyes that will either kill you or heal you. meows

Gnarpy

that fucking cat everyones nuts about. Alien. Abducted Spud! and did shit to them. proud xe/they swag. was redesigned cause the creator was an ass :/

Spud!

yes the exclamation point is part of the name. was a camp councilor, got abducted by gnarpy and experimented on, is this now. that line is his mouth btw. if you click it 200 times it will explode. please be nice to them :(

Pilby

Clown fired from job after to bad of stage fright. They are just a sad thing tbh

Prototype

lovely little robot, if a bit glitchy and unfinished. VERY nicey ! a researcher, learns info on everythings for their database! my friend made this one :3!

FleshCousin

(invasive)Species of shapeshifters. Repeats words back at you in jumbled wordsalad. they dont seem malicious i dont think . my favorite. ever. the best

Jermbo

a cat

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There's more NPCs but i just covered the basic ones(new one being added soon made by my friend as well :3333333333)

BASICISH LORE SHIT:

this is MR

it is an effigy for a spirit and when it enters the elevator it has a chance to cut the lights and burn any NPC in the elevator. EXCEPT FOR FUCKING POOB. the spirit that inhabits MR is also the same one that protects poob. and if you look close at the game youll see POOB SI FUCKING EVERYWHEREi have to stop here before i go fucking insane but the basic premise is these two are tied and i dont know why or what how whatthe fuckkkk theres a whole lot more like theres a damn religion surrounding it and symbolism of the axolotl sun which means something but fuck FUCK!!!!

#regretevator #ye shure if you have any other questions Please ask i need to tell you i have to go nuts forever this is so incomprehensible oh my go

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daisyvisions · 5 months

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daisy, I'm still hella sick but I needed to put this out somewhere but basically I saw a reel where this person had been listening to a lot of smut and to shorten the story they accidentally asked their neighbour to call them a "good little girl" and as funny as it was, the gears in my head started turning and all of a sudden I just imagined similar situation with hyunjae.

like, imagine you run into your neighbour hyunjae as you're making your way home from an errand run. you both end up walking home together and being the ever-so-polite neighbour, hyunjae actually tries to initiate casual conversation with you. he's so calm and cool with his stupid (not in a mean way) "hey, how's your day?"

youre initially a bit flustered because you'd not planned to engage in social interaction - youd not rehearsed this scene in your head - but there you are and so you ramble about how you youre proud that you got a lot done that day.

when you finally manage to stop, you can see it in hyunjae's eyes, he was following every word youd said. he'd be so sweet with his little words of encouragement "that sounds great. Good job"

and that's when it happens. the first strike, that is. you dont know why you say it but you do, "it is actually. you should call me your good little girl" your eyes widen almost immediate and you part your lips to spew out something, anything, to make it better. but instead? nothing. your front door is only five steps away, you could run in if you weren't frozen in embarrassment.

hyunjae is initially taken aback. but it doesnt last long. you don't see the way his face softens and falls into a smirk, mischief dancing in his eyes as the next words fall from his lips with such ease, "oh? I should? is that what you're into?"

your cheeks don't even have a second to burn red before you're answering "yes." strike two. You gasp when you realise what you've said, hand flying to your mouth in shock as you begin to apologise. "I'm sorry-i don't know why I said that..." you're ready for the ground to swallow you whole. you're planning to relocate to the Arctic.

but then hyunjae laughs. a loud, stupid laugh which should really vex you and yet it doesn't. you feel yourself relaxing and even joining in, hesitantly.

"you know" he starts, "it's not a bad idea,"

you stare blankly at him, not following.

he leans forward, not enough to crowd your space but enough for him to lower his voice, as if his next words would scandalise the wrong set of ears.

"you being my good... little... girl?" He says each word so slowly, you feel like you can't breathe.

"I think," he continues, suddenly too far as he stands himself upright.

you don't know if you want him to speak quicker and get it all out or if you never want him to finish to give your mind a chance at peace.

"I think I'd like that very much," he finishes with a wink.

as if that wasn't enough, his tongue just had to flick over his lips in one swift motion.

it takes you a moment to really register his words. and you're not sure what takes over you. maybe It's the stupidly hot smile on his face, inviting you to make a move. maybe it's the way he, unashamedly, gives you a once over and it doesn't make you want to squirm and run for cover. maybe it's just you thinking with your pussy and not your brains.

either way, you broach the space between you, your fingers latching onto his belt loops as you hold him there, "will you give me a treat whenever im good?" you tug on his belt loop so there's barely any space between your bodies. you fiddle with the fabric innocently as you look up at him through your lashes, "hmm?"

he nods. your tone is so pretty, so soft and yet... somehow there's a sultry air about it that hyunjae almost groans. he would give you everything if it meant only he could hear you like that.

"i swear, i'll be good most of the time. i just need a reason to be"

hyunjae swears youre out to kill him. he doesn't know what venom your words are laced with, especially not when they sound so sweet, but it's already taking hold of him: his brain is fogged with thoughts of you falling apart on his cock.

"you'll get everything you deserve, darling" is his only response as he follows you inside.

you'll be damned if you say he doesn't give you more than enough reasons to be a good girl for him.

covid brain had me struggling a bit to word most of this so I gave up a little towards the end but just imagine that - hyunjae would make out with you as soon as that door closed, he'd have you rutting against his clothed member, clenching your thighs together, for any kind of temporary relief. he refuses to make a move further until you have a stop word in place. but when you've agreed on "cherries", he'll take his time to figure out what you like as he works you to your bliss 😭 the number of times he'd make you cum with a "come on, show me how good you can be," which would almost always be followed with, "there's my baby. such a good girl for me."

and whilst you never needed to use the safeword, i feel like if it's your first time with him, he'd be equally if not more focused on your pleasure so he'd be guided by your response. he'll gladly take you to the edge but the first time that he hears the sound of your cracked voice as you cry out "cant. it's too much!" alarm bells would ring through hyunjae and he'd stop and check on you only continuing after ensuring you're okay. and my goodness he would make sure the next orgasm makes up for the one he'd interrupted.

if you're neighbours who fuck on the down low, you know he'd ruin you after that little flirting game outside. he'd push your throat down his cock watching your writhe as you gag around him in the hallway just because he likes how hoarse your voice goes after. the way he'd pound into you against the wall simply because you remembered to say please and thank you. the way a simple trip to get some water would turn into you being eaten out against the kitchen counter (obviously at your incitement). let's just say, I wouldn't be surprised if a majority of it was anywhere but the bed.

- ☕️

you know the time that you sent this I coincidentally saw the same IG reel so this made so much sense to me as soon as I read it HAHA

but damn this... and it just had to be hyunjae too FML 😩 this is giving me the idea to write about next door neighbor hyunjae so bad you have no idea ,ajdnjkdnfsjkndf

the way you'd have a chokehold on the man and the fact that your lil slip up led to this moment? oh he's died and gone to heaven at this point, he still thinks it's a dream when he wakes up but when he sees you asleep in his bed the next day he's instantly reminded of what happened and gets riled up once again 😵‍💫

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traumasurvivorshelpingsurvivors · 1 year

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Hello

I wanted to give therapy a chance because I have debillitating depression and chronic PTSD but every time I try to talk to one I'm very put off by them in some way and it's discouraging. Just now I learned that this therapist close to me works for a place that practices ABA and there's no way I'm supporting that.

Considering there are so many ableist therapists should I even bother? I've known people who have debillitating mental disorders as well and they all tell me its pointless because therapists have an ableism problem -- they had experience. And it's not like they're wrong... therapists DO have an ableism problem. I dont want to open up to someone about my trauma just to be met with unprofessionalism.'

Hi anon,

I'm sorry you had that experience.

I agree that there are many bad therapists out there and so it's a bit of a gamble but I do believe it is worth it. I'm currently on my fourth therapist and he is better than any of the ones I've had previously so I do recommend continuing to search for a good fit. Talk therapy may also not be as effective for you as other kinds of therapies, so it may be worthwhile to experiment.

Although therapy is not for everyone, it can do wonders for your mental health when it does work. Therapy is one of the best things you can do for your mental health and that is why I recommend it, though of course many in the field can be unethical in various ways. As someone studying counseling, I learned that therapists are really supposed to follow a multicultural model that respects a client's phenomenological world. In other words, therapists are supposed to be cognizant of their own biases and try to see past that to see you and your lived experiences.

If you wanted to search for a new therapist and are in the US, I usually use PsychologyToday as it gives you filters you can apply to your search, such as area of expertise. This is helpful because you can get someone specialized in trauma and PTSD, or any specific certifications that may shorten your chances of getting a bad therapist (if you have a therapist that isn't specialized in trauma or PTSD, they may not treat it the way it should).

All that being said, I understand if you may feel traumatized by therapists so it's important to be patient with yourself and take a break from therapy if that's what you need. You don't even have to return to therapy if you don't want to - it's completely up to you.

Best of luck on your recovery journey. I hope I could help and we're here if you need anything.

-Bun

#trauma talks #mod bun

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everythingsinred · 1 year

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Sorry if you've already brought this up somewhere at some point, but I have two NatsuMikan questions about,,, gregnancy 😬

1) Do you think they'd even want kids? I can imagine that they'd both be hesitant on the idea of having a kid that undoubtedly would have an Alice, even if the academy wasn't chasing families down anymore (which like, that is a thing that was stopped, right? I hope it was because that's literally so traumatic, why is this school so fucking traumatizing)

2) There would be a chance that the kid could get an Alice shape like Natsume's, so like,, that could be rough on his end, like would they even want to do that without knowing how long Natsume has?

I realize that kinda seeps into an idea that people with chronic and/or terminal illnesses can't have families or be happy or something, but I'm just thinking about Natsume's mom, and how young he was when she died. I *heavily* doubt he would remember her death, but I'm certain that he would feel her loss, and I'm just wondering if you think he would go through with it despite that.

Personally, I have a hard time imagining them having a family, but that may be because for the majority of the series, they are children. Whenever I do try to imagine it, my brain just goes into Punnett Square Mode(tm) and tries to figure out what could be dominant traits from what is known, so not much is done there lmao

these are really great questions. to be honest because they never actually talk about it, the answer would be entirely up to headcanon, so there is no right or wrong answer.

also this ended up being rly long and rambly sorry

funnily enough i did mention this topic a lil when i'd reblogged a character question meme thing and someone requested i do all of them (i'd established myself as a natsume aficionado at this point i guess lmao). the relevant part of my answer to question #13 (about what he'd be like as a parent) was:

i feel like natsume would be hesitant at first to be a dad. like he’d be super happy to find out mikan is pregnant ofc but he’d be hesitant. maybe he wouldn’t voice it. he’d be uncomfortable on several counts: 1) life shortening alices are genetic and he would never want his child to suffer as he has. 2) he’d be scared that he wouldn’t have as much time to spend with his kid as he’d like and would be sad to miss out on important milestones in the case that he dies too young. in my mind the life-shortening alice gets cured after a few years so these become non-issues and thus he gets very happy about having a kid.

something you must know about me is that i HATE the thought of natsume dying like it fully disgusts me--i hate to imagine he dies young. it feels really wrong to me. my brain cannot allow me to view the last little bit of the manga as canon tbh, so it's constructed another canon ending for me that includes the discovery of a cure for the fourth shape. (is it even possible to cure it? i dont CARE.) because of this (delusional) state of mind, i dont rly think of most of the things you mentioned. the cool thing about post-canon is that nobody can really stop you from thinking whatever you want. but i will address all of your points anyway bc theyre valid and then ill give my thoughts on them having kids, though im not an expert and certainly not the deciding opinion on what headcanons other ppl should adopt.

its a good point to bring up, discussing what happy endings exist for ppl with chronic or terminal diseases in media, even if he still has the same alice shape. my sister zoe has type 1 diabetes and we've had conversations about this exact thing (not about natsume; about her). it's a complicated issue for her, because even if type 1 diabetes isn't terminal (anymore), it is a huge source of grief and upset for her AND it's genetic. it ultimately comes down to each individual person, i think. some disabled or sick people want cures, others don't. some want children, some don't. because each person is different, what each person wants for their future or even in the media they consume is different as well.

your first question reminds me of yuka, actually, whose dream was to start a family and live a happy life. when she finds out her baby has an alice, she tries to steal it because she wants mikan to have a good life, and not suffer as she had, until kaoru stops her. it's definitely a valid concern, but i don't know how natsume or mikan feel about it in terms of having their own kid. personally im still not sure how the academy has actually changed since mikan left. we don't really get much of a breakdown. that being said, even though mikan said "i trust narumi-sensei" and that she didnt regret coming to the academy in kageki, im pretty certain that if they did become parents, they definitely wouldnt want their kid taken away from them.

which would mean the academy would have to change fundamentally to allow BOTH 1. parents to decline sending their kids to alice academy without being ceaselessly harassed and scouted AND 2. parents who do choose to send their kids to alice academy to get full visiting and contacting privileges WHICH SHOULD GO WITHOUT SAYING?? if a mom hears her son is crying himself to sleep bc he misses her, she should be allowed to call him or visit or send him a care package. (you know. how normal boarding schools work.)

maybe if the school changed in this way (and hey, maybe it did), then i could see natsume and mikan feeling a bit better about having a kid.

the next point, about natsume's alice shape being genetic... yeah its pretty rough. natsume the martyr, who always thinks of others, would never EVER have kids if he thought there was even a chance his child might suffer like he did.

so i guess my answer is... depending on what you want to believe happens after the ending, natsume and mikan MIGHT have kids and they MIGHT not. it entirely depends on what developments take place. ppl have been coming up w headcanons for their future even before the manga ended, anything from completely ignoring natsumes alice shape to having mikan and their potential kids visit his grave (not my favorite premise tbh).

ig my idea of natsume having his alice shape "cured" or undone or whatever comes from wanting one of my favorite characters to live a long happy life. its not specifically for the outcome of children or anything like that. its just worth noting that the academy is also a research institute, that there's healing alices in this world, and that you can make up whatever you want bc its a fantasy setting where ppl have magical powers and are able to undo death. (yes this is me justifying my staunch belief that natsume doesnt die in his early twenties.)

personally, i dont mind them having kids. its not rly something focal to me bc theres so much else going on in the story and with their characters for me to think about that the idea of kids is so far away. still, sometimes i like reading a lil fic about them having a kid, canon or au. its kinda cute. i also kinda like it in that if i believe they could have kids, that means that natsume MUST live and his alice must no longer be an issue (bc like we both agree on, natsume simply would not have kids if he thought the child could inherit his alice shape). in my head, i kinda always assumed they would? its made possible by my delusions. if you read the questions post i linked up there, i said "it's non-negotiable" but that was mainly in regards to higuchi maintaining in the memorial book that natsume wouldnt live a very long life. again, natsume WOULDN'T have kids if he knew they had a chance of suffering like he did, so that means if he ever DID have kids, then that chance must no longer exist. idk if that makes sense.

again, im really actually not an expert. i would even say "i didnt create these characters" except that that would mean higuchi's say should be final and i dont want her say to be final. really, its a fictional world w fictional characters. so if u wanna be delusional like me and find it difficult to see higuchi's ending without saying "but thats not what it looks like to ME," then go for it! we can be happy together. but also if these aspects of natsume and mikan and the academy feel inseparable from your own beliefs of the story, then thats fine too. honestly theres rly no right or wrong answer when it comes to post-ending headcanon. ppl can disagree. dont take me saying "i want natsume to have kids so he can spite higuchi" or whatever as a way of judging or disapproving of the headcanon that he wouldnt have kids. its a plausible outcome that he wouldn't. i just feel like i need to say that bc my opinion doesnt rly weigh more than anybody else's

i must say though: thank you for sending this ask. i have been having a rough day and coming home to answer this took my mind off the whole situation and made me feel so much better <3 thank you

#i did doodle natsumikan children once when i was 14 or 15. i can admit that now #also theres the very real possibility that they could um. get pregnant on accident.#which is a WHOLE OTHER CAN OF WORMS. i dont know if i can comment on that #im sorry for being so unhelpful abt post-ending topics. i HATE the ga ending but i love ga so the ending isnt real to me #in order to cope my brain became incapable of viewing the ending as legitimate. it feels instead like a POTENTIAL ending #rather than The Ending #the real ending (to me) never sent hotaru to another dimension and natsume gets to live bc of an inexplicable but very story-prominent cure #the academy goes through a lot of institutional change bc its built on the exploitation of children as its very premise #in order to become a good place #it must change its base premise as well as most of the ways it works.#i like shiki. i just legit cant believe that a man who used to be in anti academy terrorist group just let it continue on as is #like. hed do something about it. create change. hes a good guy and he still loves yuka theres just no way he wouldnt actually change it #answered #tardytothepardy #ga #god im rly sorry this is so long #tbh i dont actually know how to answer ur question in a satisfying way. the real answer is maybe? who knows? all up to u really

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milagrosen · 4 years

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I have one, bee finds his old bumblebee costume still in one piece and good condition, he looks at it then looks at pumpkin, later he tells ko he found a very rare type of bee the pumpkin bee and holds up little pumpkin in the bee costume

#if i had to wear it he gotta wear it too #sorry i shortened it a bit but dont get me wrong #i freaking love that idea #BB #it's a tradition the first Prime son has to lol #pandora-morningstar

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kuroos-moon · 3 years

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Captains and Strong Independent S/o’s

☁︎︎ request: Oikawa, Kuroo and either Bokuto or Ushijima (I cant choose!) reacting to a (fem or g/n) reader who does some type of martial art and they’re kinda tough/strong and (maybe they’re the team manager and they don’t take no shit) and the captains kinda crush on them for it? (I like to imagine Oikawa having a tough gf who stops Iwa from being mean to him and jokingly threatens Iwa that if he wants to hurt Tohru he has to go through her

☁︎︎ pairing: oikawa x reader, kuroo x reader, ushijima x reader

☁︎︎ warning/s: swearing, felt a bit of angst while writing for ushijima’s idk why tho it might just be my imagination :>

☁︎︎ a/n: also dont know if it’s obvious but i kinda got carried away with ushijima’s

Oikawa Tohru

• is a smug little shit every time you’re with him or in the same room at least

• like,, he could piss Iwa-chan off to death and he won’t get hurt for it? now this is what he calls power

• sincerely loves and adores you, but at first, he kinda got sad that you’re so self-sufficient, you practically don’t need him

• but he’s now long accepted that you’re just so you… and in your relationship, it’s you who does the protecting and looking out by a whole lot (ofc it doesn’t mean he loves you less)

• that’s why he gets so so soft when he gets his turn in being the person who’s leaned on

• as their manager, he loves how you get things done so effectively, even Kyotani bows down to you, as he should—he always says in his head, smiling as he looks at the feral boy getting flustered around you

• he listens to you all the time and we all know Tohru backing down is so rare

“Oy, you’re overdoing it, let’s go.”

“Head home without me, Iwa-chan,” he mutters mindlessly as he screws up another serve, a scowl on his face as he bends down to get another ball; but he freezes at an instant upon Iwaizumi’s words—no, Iwaizumi’s threat.

“Suit yourself, I’ll call y/n.”

Oikawa has never changed stance so quickly in his life, cleaning up the gym as he sends smiles to his best friend’s way every five seconds, hoping he won’t tell on him on his cute but scary girl who could easily kick him unconscious.

• he uses your name to threaten anyone who wants to cross him and they will back down immediately

• also likes to show off because he knows you treasure him so much; he likes to be babied by you especially in front of others

“y/n-chan c’mere,” he softly says, whining a bit. The rest of his team look at the both of you in astonishment as you take the captain in your arms, Tohru’s cheek on your shoulder, looking back at the bewildered look on his teammate’s faces while you sit side by side on the bench.

They could never get used to someone as tough as you having such the softest spot for Shittykawa… like how could you even stand him?

“Really tired,” he mumbles, a small smile on his lips when you run your fingers through his hair. “I know, you were great as always, let’s head home so you could rest.”

“Y/n-chan, today, Iwa-chan hit my head when you were out to get water. It really hurt,” he says, still in your embrace as he smirks at his teammates.

Their mouths fall open, Iwaizumi’s eye twitching in irritation for his shitty best friend.

“And Maki-chan…” Hanamaki grits his teeth, looking at him pleadingly in panic as his mind runs through everything he did today, wondering what he could’ve done to your beloved. “He ate my milk bread; I was really hungry.”

Yup, Maki and Iwaizumi knew there was hell to pay, gulping in unison when you pull away from your boyfriend and narrow your eyes at them.

“Iwa-chan. I thought we agreed you weren’t hitting Tohru again.”

A chill runs down his spine, Tohru simply looks at you with pride, pulling you into his lap as he wraps his arms around your waist before you get the chance to throw hands at Iwaizumi.

Kuroo Tetsuro

• loves loves LOVES your remarks, your attitude, the way you take no crap from anyone, like “ah, he’s scared shitless, that’s my girl”

• dw, you’re not a thug or anything, but men who force their feelings on you will see heaven’s gates early

• and kuroo’s so pleased about it. sure, he’d love to get the chance to act all cool and brooding and possessive in front of other suitors but what’s more fun is watching their dejected faces as you say—

• “how many times do I have to turn you down? I have my tetsuro, now back the fuck off or I’ll break your nose.”

• you had no idea he was just outside your classroom waiting for you, arms crossed and a cocky grin stretching his lips when you lock eyes with him

• “chibi-chan!” he calls off cheerily, and you bet he’ll tease you about it til death do you part

• “don’t just stand there, give your tetsuro a hug!”

• laughs about how your friendly banters with yamamoto always end up with you winning the argument

• you rub off as mean bc you won’t take any disrespect, even a little—and that’s great

• those are one of the things he loves about you

• but he’s always worried you might get hurt or hated for it, though he knows you are very much capable of beating anyone up even kuroo himself

• so he’s always holding you back, and I can’t stress this enough, but this man knows you could fend for yourself and he is so proud you’re his partner

• he just wants to make certain that no one’ll hurt you, okay kitten?

• your conversations often go like this:

“I’ll beat up whoever tries to lay a hand on me.”

“don’t say such reckless things, you’re not superman.”

“uhuh, geez, I’ll be fine, I don’t need you to walk me home.”

“well news flash, your tetsuro, needs his y/n to walk him ho—ow,” he mutters when you slap his chest.

“go home with kenma.”

“I don’t want kenma,” he scowls, already irked that this is turning into an argument.

“too bad,” you deadpan.

“ugh,” he groans, “imagine a girlfriend who actually listens to you, just imagine.”

• he is the one and only person you’ll gladly accept lectures from, bc his lectures are always reasonable and for your own good

after checking and verifying that you were completely okay, you knew he was about to go down to business.

“you got into a fight? What are you? a thug?” he crosses his arms. You were both inside the gym along with the rest of his teammates who looked like they were far too preoccupied to listen. They were all clearly listening in though, except Kenma of course.

watching your figures from a few feet away, it was obvious that he was scolding you, and Lev already had a ridiculous visualization of you hitting Kuroo. Everyone was worried you’ll fight him, or maybe even hit him, well, everyone except Kenma, of course.

The setter knew that you would never ever lay a hand on kuroo as if the 6’1 captain was fragile. He also knew that you loved and respected kuroo too much to actually get agitated just because he was scolding you, you aren’t an unreasonable person. Lastly, he knew that kuroo would be going soft on you in five minutes tops, his best friend is hopeless like that.

Kenma was right, he always is. Your back is glued to the wall behind you, Kuroo’s hand beside your head, his face extremely close to yours that you’re left flustered which is rare.

After you were rambling on about how you had to put that girl in her place, going off about how it made you so mad and he should cut you some slack, he knew just how to shut you up. And it worked. You’re speechless.

“what was that again, hm? go on, you surely had a lot to say,” he mutters, acting all tough as if he wasn’t dying to just kiss you now. when you don’t respond and stare at him and his lips instead, he already gives in. yes, just like that. “you were wrong to do that, okay?” he breathes, the worry from earlier on making its way out through his voice.

“I know, I’m sorry.”

Locking lips with you, you pull him closer to yourself, and kuroo had purposely decided to kabedon you on this wall since his broad back would be shielding the two of you from his teammates’ line of sight.

After pulling away, he pats your head, licking his lips. “I forgive you, I’m not mad anymore.” You look away in embarrassment, realizing how petty you must’ve seemed to him. He sighs before hugging you, chin atop your head.

“Make this the last time, okay? I swear you’re shortening my lifespan having me worried all the time.”

You hug him tighter as a response, kuroo letting out a breath of contentment. Regardless of how tough you are outside; you are and always will be his soft little kitten and it was his greatest honor that you allow him to take care of you like this.

Ushijima Wakatoshi

• is probably a little too used to the idea of his most treasured girlfriend being extremely capable and self-sufficient

• his teammates would always look at him like ‘why are you not stepping in,’ every time you’re in a tough spot i.e. having an argument with someone or having a too-touchy suitor

• then they’d be like “oh, that’s why,” after you flung the despicable creature out to space

• he thinks so highly of you, not only are you physically strong, you’re even tougher on the inside too

• this is kinda a given but I’ll say it anyway—he can be unintentionally insensitive (well your relationship is kinda new)

• example no 1:

you were arguing with goshiki and while he would normally like to ignore you and let you have your way; he was getting annoyed bc the argument was far too petty.

“I’m gonna surpass him!”

“and I’m telling you that you ca-

your mouth is clamped with a big hand, and it took you only a second to realize it was Wakatoshi because only he would have the nerve to lay a hand on you like this. he still doesn’t say anything, dragging you with him in an empty hallway for privacy.

finally after you stopped walking, he turns to you and looks at you expectantly. “what was that for? Did you even wash your hand,” you mutter, slightly annoyed.

“I haven’t touched the ball yet, don’t worry,” he lowly says, making you sulk because he totally missed your point. “still, you didn’t have to make me shut up by clamping your hand against my mouth.” He’s too… not gentle with you sometimes.

“you were going to say something you shouldn’t to goshiki.”

“he said something he shouldn’t have.”

he only narrows his eyes at you and you do the same, anyone from your class would’ve been scared at the sight. You were both known as the cutest yet intimidatingly scary couple.

• you were in the early stages of dating and though you understood each other well, it wasn’t really enough yet

• it’s all good though, because once you tell him that he was too uncaring of you and your feelings he does something that no other man would do:

• apologize, admit his mistake, reflect on it a lot and,,, actually change!!

• he’s much softer to you after that, and he finally realizes that you were still his precious girl and you were sensitive when it came to him

• cursed himself for being too reliant on how you never seemed sensitive or needy

• doesn’t dwell too much on regret, just treats you 100x times better

• is fascinated with your passion for martial arts but is against you overdoing training

• one time, he was torn between dragging you out of practice or just turning a blind eye to your visible exhaustion since you’re always so tough anyway, you’ll manage

• but then he remembers his promise to himself to never treat you like you aren’t the most special person to him so he excuses himself from practice and heads to your training room

you sat alone, your back to the wall. everyone else has gone home but you stayed because your muscles were too sore and you felt like you couldn’t even walk for another day. maybe it had something to do with how you’ve been training too much.

you’re startled upon seeing shoes on the floor you blankly stared at, looking up to meet eyes with Ushijima. “Wakatoshi,” you say in surprise.

he is expressionless as he bends down across you between your legs, and you had to admit this was something you weren’t used to from him. “are you okay?” he asks, his voice soft as velvet. you’re taken aback by his question, looking away in embarrassment.

Wakatoshi rarely asks you that, and most of the time it was only when you said the word ‘ow’ when you accidentally hit something. you clear your throat, bringing your hands together to play with your fingers, “I’m okay.”

it was silent for a few seconds before you hear him sigh, not only that, warm, gentle hands had found its way to yours and you look at him, bewildered. “is this okay?” he asks, looking down at both your hands and you nod. “your hands are much smaller, compared to mine at least.” he says, but you’re too flustered to even understand that.

“are other things okay too?” he asks, and like his former statement, you didn’t understand. your silence doesn’t stop him though, he decided to push his luck. tugged gently by your wrist, your back’s no longer pressed to the wall as ushijima wakatoshi pulls you in his arms for the first time in your very few months of dating.

“wakatoshi,” you mumble, your heart racing so much you’re sure he feels it against his chest. he’s so warm, welcoming, and in his loving hold felt like the rightest place to be. “you’re not feeling okay.”

you don’t respond, opting to bury your face at the crook of his neck instead. “I’m here, I know you’re tired.”

you both stay in that position for a long time, it was addicting to be cradled in his arms and he felt the same. “y/n,” he whispers, and you hum in response.

“you’re strong. very strong. you don’t need a man at all.”

your heart skips a beat, “toshi are you breaking up with me?”

you hear a soft chuckle ring in your ears, “let me finish. as I said, you’re very strong. you look like you’re always so tough. but you’re not, and so…” he trails off, so you pull away to look at him, hesitance evident in his eyes, his palm still pressed at the small of your back.

“you’re not always strong. in fact if I dare say, you are fragile, and I care about you. so please, allow me to be there for you all the time, I’ll be here, just like now.”

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hey, so, question: i'm a writer (i know, i know, but i don't have anyone else to ask and your blog is such a good resource) and i've been using your blog as a resource recently, and i was reading through your faq and came across the reason for not giving characters name signs, which i totally understand, however, in a project i'm currently working on there's a character who, for complex character+plot reasons has a lot of difficulty with verbal speech, so she communicates (1/4) - ❤❤

mostly through asl and a few scattered spoken words, her family and those close to her have learned asl for her. She is not deaf or hoh, but there are points where it’s implied/directly stated that she’s given members of her family and close friends+confidants name signs, there’s even a specific moment where in the descriptive text i mention that she finger spells a villain’s name because unlike one of her brothers (whom had been mentioned earlier in the conversation) the villain (2/4) - ❤❤

doesn’t have a designated name sign. Basically i just wanted to ask if this is okay for me (as a hearing person) to do (especially since the character in this situation is hearing as well) or if i should just mention that she fingerspells everyone’s name or fingerspells shortened versions. (3/4) - ❤❤

[this question also leads into a different project i’m working on that has a similar problem, but with that project the character who mainly uses asl is physically mute and unable to talk because his vocal cords got fucked up in a fight that took place before the project picks up, in that case would it be alright for him to create name signs for his friends or is that not okay?] (4/4) - ❤❤ (also, sorry this got long)

Hello,

hm. Well, to be honest, I have never ever met a mute person who used sign language to communicate. I suppose they may exist, but certainly not to extent they appear in fiction. I get asks about this concept quite often.

The only people I know who were unable to talk used writing to communicate or some other means, which is generally quicker and easier compared to learning a whole different language. Which majority of people doesnt speak and doesnt want to learn. Including family members. (I am bit cynical about this specific point - i do know few hearing parents who learned for their kids, its more common nowaydays, but most hearing parents dont learn. Whole families? basically never)

As such, I have no irl experience I can lean on.

Theoretically, a person who is a native user of sign language should be able to give out name signs. Whether they would be accepted by Deaf community is another thing and it largely depends on community in question (some are more open than others).

I would err on the side of caution here and just used fingerspelling, to be honest. Especially since the person in question isn't actually deaf and neither is the writer. It rubs me a wrong way.

Mod T

#name signs #writing #deaf

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shyrose57 · 3 years

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Brothers anon, it makes me really happy and comforts me that you enjoy reading what I submit. It makes me really happy to write all of this and finally be able to tell someone my ideas. Thank you so much.

At first he kept trying to deny the father figure role, but when one night Jackie had a nightmare and came to him and ended up calling him dad, he stopped denying it and accepted it. And once he accepted it he did basically adopt all of them. Jackie and Grievous are literally chaos incarnate most days. They regularly love to prank the contestants and just act insane. Ran and Jackie just kind of hang around eachother, like Ran could be reading and Jackie training and they'd enjoy eachothers company. They do sometimes nap next to eachother, or play card games (which is a rare instance where Ran gets (playfully) rilled up and competitive). Grievous and Ran bonding sadly gets interrupted when Ranbob suddenly drops in, but before that Grievous would try to talk to Ran about what book he's reading and just try to make conversation with him.

Oh the height difference definitely remains. And its both terrifying and hailours to new people. It's even better when it's a 2v2 fight because Jackie has a habit of just climbing Ran like a monkey gym and sitting on his shoulders and its terrifying.

Well, since the drinking age is 3, I personally think the age limit is like 14 or something close. I believe I made their ages as Ran is 19 (almost 20. Maybe 4 months away), Jackie is 16, Watson is 30 something, Grievous is 22, and Ranbob is 28 (Ran is younger than his brother by 9 years) I have written down all their ages somewhere (and the ages where the events of Mizu took place) and if I got any wrong I will submit another ask with their ages. The other gladiators have managed to keep good relationships with most of eachother. A few like Grievous and Genevieve are close, Edward, Levi, and Watson are drinking buddies. Lagguis sadly isn't as involved cause he is sick and can't vist often at all. (I think I got everyone. Tell me if I missed anyone please, I cant check cause whenever I exit tumblr, tumblr deletes everything in my ask :') )

I dont have many rules for the Pit rn but I do have, no injuries that could cause long term or chronic damage, no sabotaging opponents, no teaming unless its a team round, no blackmail or anything of the sort to force an opponent to forfeit, and in order for a battle to end due to forfeit both sides must agree to it. But the Pit in general is a lot of things, there's fights for money, fame, and positions (like general). There's tournaments meant for nothing other than to show skill and just to fight your heart out. It's open to anyone above 14 and anyone under 80, to people from Subbin to those just passing through.

And there are different battles in the Pit, theres singles, the ones we saw in the Tales of the SMP episode. Teams, where teams of 2 battles against eachother. Free-for-all, where literally everyone fights against eachother. And Ion battles, battles where there are super powered weapons (like flame 2 iron sword. Or strength 3 potions) that spawn in the area at random. Typically Ran and Watson work best toghere, as their strategists and plan everything with back up plans, and they always call out warnings and watch eachothers back so its incredibly hard to actually hit them. And Jackie and Grievous work best toghere, with the two going insane and often taking people by surprise with their unmeasure and randomized movements and attacks.

At the start Ranbob was completely under Dreams thrall, not being able to really think for himself and even foregoing self care. When Ranbob starts to become himself again the fishermen are more than confused and hesitant, with Cletus especially stating multiple times that it may just be a trick. So it takes a while but Isaac actually is the one to suggest maybe it isn't a trick, and has to do with the mask that was found. This is later confirmed when the mask is brought to the group and Ranbob has a massive negative reaction that sets him back to how he was when they first met him.

Im honestly not sure yet, I think I want it to be a 'lets never go back' type thing but im not positive yet.

I dont have a solid backstory for the fishermen, but I know I want a little bit of it to tie to the story. Do you have any ideas for their backstory or nah? I do know I want them to have met eachother while they where in unfortunate situations and because of those they got family level close.

Ranbob doesn't take the little space well at first; staying outside when able too, even though that really upset Benjamin; and Ranbob has no idea how the outside works and has no idea how to read the weather or what he can and cant eat, but hey the enderman boi is trying his best to make up for everything he's done. And trying to build his own house to not impose on the fishermen (much like Ranboo did with Techno), but Benjamin wouldn't accept that and kept dragging him inside. It wasn't that hard for Benjamin, Isaac, and Charles to get used to Ranbob, already being used to sharing a small house, it was more Cletus with him refusing to leave Ranbob alone even for a second because he doesn't trust Ranbob at all.

The two groups actually get along surprisingly well! They like eachother and Watson once said, "It was like a family reunion. Or like long lost siblings finally found their way home."

I am once again not sure! Originally I planned for them to stay in Subbin and in the Pit. But the more I think about it the more boring that is and more I like the idea of the groups traveling toghere in the world.

I like this question! So enderman travel in groups called hauntings right? I personally headcanon the enderman in this group are basically family, biological or not. And ever since Ran and Ranbob lost their family they lost their haunting, which can be mentally damaging to a enderman. Once Ran found Waston, Jackie, and Grievous and started hanging around them more, he started feeling a connection ot them he hasn't felt on a long time. He's claimed them, as his haunting, his family. And he'll defend them with his life against anyone and anything. And then suddenly Ranbob came in, a enderman that should be part of his haunting but isn't, a enderman that killed his previous haunting. So Ran is incredibly defensive over his group, and is trying his best to keep Ranbob as far from his haunting as possible, to protect them.

Now Ranbob also got a haunting, his being Charles, Isaac, Benjamin, and even Cletus. So Ranbob is also defensive over his family. But unlike Ran, Ranbob still considers his brother as part of his haunting, his family (and yes, Ranbob did think Ran was dead when he first chased him out years ago, so he's shocked and relieved that his baby brother is still alive). And he sees how his family gets along so well with Rans family and then starts to even consider Rans haunting part of Ranbob's. Basically Ranbob has a big heart and is willing to accept almost anyone into his family, no matter what they've done.

Yep, the reason Porkius is so interested in Ran is because he's an enderman hybrid. And no one else is a hybrid expect for the two brothers (and Porkius, with him being a piglin hybrid).

Porkius is excited! He's excited to see what happens and is more than happy to agree to help as long as he is kept in the loop. Though unless he's directly asked to be involved he prefers watching from a distance at whats happening. Just so he doesn't get mauled by a pissed off enderman.

Sorry for any spelling mistakes (its late) and its so long! Im probably going to try to shorten them.

I’m glad you’re happy, it’s a nice thing to feel. Your ideas are really cool, and I hope I’ll get to see more of them in the future.

Now, can I simply say how adorable so much of this is? Jackie going to Watson when he had a nightmare, the Rans being protective of their groups, Jackie climbing Ran? I love that, it’s very heartwarming and cute, and it made me smile.

So Watson wasn’t really sure what to do with his new title at first, hm? And then Jackie called him dad? How’d he feel about that? How’d Jackie feel about the slip? Or did he even notice? He’s parenting them all, he’s gonna have a dad voice and everything. How do the adopted ones feel about him embracing it?

Jackie and Grievous, two people to truly fear when they wish to cause havoc. Tremble before them. Do they prank people, or do they just become absolute madmen on the battlefield? Or something else. Honestly, anything with these two just instantly makes me amused.

Jackie and Ran being chill buddies. very nice. Ran getting competitive over card games is a funny thought. Does he win often? Does Jackie? What kind of card games do they play?

Rather sad Ran and Grievous bonding is interrupted, but it’s nice to hear Grievous trying it. Hopefully they’ll get there someday.

Oh my god, it’s the height difference. Jackie getting on Ran’s shoulder sounds absolutely terrifying. Imagine being some poor new guy pitted against these gremlins and the short ones climbs on the tall ones shoulder-both look absolutely gleeful with the destruction they’re about to wreak, and you already know you cannot outrun them.

Jackie...Jackie...he’s da youngest. He’s small, and young, and you have no idea how much I’m laughing at this. I don’t even know why, it’s just really, really funny to me. Probably something to do with what a complete force of chaos we all know this boy is. Oddly fitting, but hilarious. How does Jackie feel about this?

How do the others? Are they a bit more protective over him? Does Ran like to flaunt his three years more over him?

Grievous and Genevieve are buddies! Very nice, they seem to have a good dynamic. Watson, Edward, and Levi also being close? Very interesting, has a lot of potential. I bet they share a lot of funny stories.

So we’ve established the basics of The Pit. Doesn’t seem too bad, for a fighting arena, to be honest. Seems pretty popular, actually. Do the gladiators live there? In the palace? Or do they just have a house somewhere nearby? What kind of establishments and areas are around? Food places, stores?

So Ran and Watson are the scariest team because of their strategy, and Jackie and Grievous are the scariest team because of their randomness? It checks out. I’m curious though, how do the other combinations work out?

Ranbob sounds like he has a less than fun time here, and the poor guy could really use some closure. What’s he like, free from the influence of the mask? He seems pretty close to Benjamin, so at least he’s got that going for him. Though he and Cletus don’t seem to have the strongest bond at first. How is that resolved?

And how does Ran feel about his brother’s new haunting, after everything? I imagine that he’s at least a little bit unhappy with it, for one reason or another-and there’s quite a few reasons for him to pick from.

How did that house-building attempt go, between Ran never being above water, and probably never building a house before? I can’t imagine too well.

Some ideas for backstory, well, hm. Isaac seemed dressed a bit fancier than the others, perhaps he comes from a richer family than the others? That’s about all I’ve got for now, sorry.

It’s nice to hear they got along, who clicks the easiest?

Possible road trip? Always fun.

So, the enderman hybrids have adopted their respective groups as their hauntings. You’ve mentioned Ranbob’s pretty cool with this, how does Ran feel? Obviously, he’s less than pleased with Ranbob, but what about the fishermen? Protective Ran and Ranbob! How protective exactly? Is it subtle, or overbearing at times? Actually, how do their instincts lead to them interacting with their groups overall?

Porkius must not see Ender hybrids too often, if he’s so interested in them. It’s nice that he’s willing to help out though, and his concern is valid. I wouldn’t want an angry enderman hybrid after me either.

Are hybrids not overly common, then, if there’s only Ran, Ranbob, and Porkius around currently, or are they just not mentioned a lot?

Thanks for the ask, a lot of it made me smile. I enjoyed reading it, and I hope you’ll be willing to send more when you have the time.

#dream smp #Brothers AU #dream smp au #tales from the smp #ranbob #ran #jackie #watson #isaac #charles #benjamin #cletus #grievous #porkius

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hevansisaplaceonearth · 3 years

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Fresh Clips

Idrk what this is. Sorry if it sucks

"Samantha if I have to look at your...bro-nytail," Santana shivered as the word left her lips, "For one more second you're getting kicked out of the apartment."

"What's wrong with it?" He asked checking himself out in the reflection of the subway window.

She rolled her eyes, "It'd be easier to tell you what isn't wrong with it...which is nothing!"

Santana rested her head on his shoulder, "You're actually a hot catch sam, but this depression rut you got yourself in is really starting to bum Brittany out."

Sam sighed, playing with the end of his pony tail, "I'm not depressed Santana, just a little bummed. I really thought I'd get that modeling job"

"Yea, well you're definitely not getting any gigs with that hairstyle, which is why you're getting a fresh new cut, something that doesnt make you look like you've been crawling around in a dumpster."

"Thanks, you really do have a way with words Santana."

She gave him her signature 'what can I say' shrug.

"Are you sure we cant wait until next week or something?" Sam asked as the two of them stood outside the hair salon.

Santana groaned, "It's next week now, but next week it'll be next month! No sam we're doing this now," she pushed him towards the door with impatience.

"I'll be right there!" They heard a silken voice call as the bell above the door jingled.

It was a small shop, the mom and pop type, but Santana had done her research and this was the highest rated in a one hundred mile radius.

The place was empty, except for the owner of the voice that could not be seen; probably somewhere around the corner. It seemed business was slow, the place was spotless, the two empty salon seats empty.

"Sorry! Sorry!" The male spoke in an apologetic frantic manner, fixing his black salon apron around his waist.

"I dont usually get walk-ins, and it's usually not just me, my friend Rachel...nevermind sorry. Come, sit." He smiled, patting the black leather of the salon chair.

Sam was speechless as he gazed back at the barber. He was breath taking.

Like no man sam had ever seen; he had the skin of an angel or a porcelain doll. Eyes of aquamarine that gleamed in the harsh fluorescence. Dark brown hair perfectly manicured with a subtle, perfect, accent of blonde.

"Earth to Samantha." Santana gave Sam a small shove with her shoulder.

"It's just...it's just Sam" he spoke as he walked over to the salon seat.

"I'm Kurt, the salon owner smiled, "I haven't seen either of you in here before." He made conversation as he wrapped a salon cape around Sam.

Sam watched Kurt through the reflection of the mirror, he seemed so elegant in his movement, making even the minor action of draping a salon cape seem like that of a superhero.

"I was just looking for a change, New York really is a dog eat dog world." Sam tried not to sound melodramatic, though he still wasnt sure he'd ever find a modeling gig, even with his soon to be new look.

Kurt nodded, "She is cruel, but I love her. When you finally get what you've been working towards it really makes you say 'fuck you world'". Kurt laughed, and in turn that made sam laugh; Santana making a fake gagging sound.

"What hairstyle are we going for today?" Kurt asked looking between Sam and Santana.

Santana shrugged, "Anything that doesn't make him look like a shaggy dog would be preferable."

Kurt bit his lip, nodding slowly.

He released Sam's hair from its pony tail then walked around the chair, taking a closer look at his client.

Sam couldn't help but take in a sharp breath, Kurt was even more handsome and endearing up close.

"I have a few references that I think would fit you, Sam." Kurt pulled out his phone, "They'd go well with your facial structure-"

"And his pouty trouty lips" Santana made a puckering sound.

Kurt rolled his eyes, but could tell it was just playful banter between two friends.

"Yes...a hairstyle that will accent the luscious form of your lips. Here look" kurt offered sam the phone, scrolling through several images until they settled on one.

"How does it look" kurt smiled as he turned Sam back towards the mirror, giving him full view of his new haircut.

Sam's eyes went wide, standing up to get a closer look at himself, "I look handsome."

"A hair cut doesn't make you handsome, this isn't a disney movie, you were handsome before. Just needed a little touch up," Kurt cleared his thoat "But I'll take that as you're pleased with your new look"

Sam ruffled his newly shortened hair, "I look like me again"

"Yea I guess I cant call you Samantha anymore, now let's find you a modeling gig so I never have to see that ponytail again" Santana walked over to sam, checking out his fresh cut. "How much is it?" She asked.

"You don't have to pay!" Sam was quick to say.

"Call it an investment in your future or whatever."

Kurt dug around in his apron pocket, "Here, me and a few up and coming fashion designers are trying to get a show together, send me a few images from your portfolio and I'll see what I can do"

Sam was speechless, mouth open in shock, Kurt had all the look and bravado of a New Yorker, but none of the attitude and self obsession.

"It's nothing really, you'd be helping me too. Models aren't really rushing to sign up for shows run by small fashion agencies." Kurt added, noting Sam's hesitation.

Santana took the card that was being offered, "Sorry, I promise usually he's a lot better with words"

Sam shook his head, "Dude this is amazing! Thank you so much!" He wrapped his arms around kurt in an embrace, pulling away almost instantly, "sorry, sorry I didnt-"

"No need to apologize," kurt held his hand up to stop any further words from leaving Sam's mouth, "just promise me you'll send in some of your work. I'd love to see them"

Sam smiled, lips spread into an uncontrollable grin,"I can't wait."

#Hevans #kurt hummel #sam evans #hevans fic #sam x kurt #kurt x sam

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slaveformingi · 4 years

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2nd Choice?! (M)

READER (y/n) X JEONG YUNHO (Ateez) With Slight Mentions of San. Genre: Smut, Sub!Yunho, Best friends turned into something more(?) Word Count: 4102 Words Summary: You have been planning the perfect date for you to go on with your crush but due to some circumstances, your date was not able to come with you so you tried to make Yunho go on a date with you. What would Yunho do once he found out he was just your 2nd choice?

(FIX ON! Yes, I am back. I am finally back with a new smut {As promised before} Sorry it took some time, I was really busy with some stuff and I constantly was facing writers block. Anyways, I feel like I kinda fell out of touch with writing and that’s kinda sad but do tell me what you guys think of this fic and if you would like a sequel to it. Till then, love y'all!! )

“He is so freaking perfect Yun, you should have seen him.”

You sighed happily as you sat on your bed, giggling. Your hands held onto your phone pressing it against your chest trying to keep it as close as possible to you. Another sigh left your lips as you began to remember his good looking visuals.

While you were busy drooling all over your phone, your best friend was sitting on the chair at your study table with his arms crossed. A slight frown was placed on his face, obviously annoyed by your talk of that boy and the lack of attention he was receiving.

“You do know that nobody is perfect, not even your lil loverboy, San.” Yunho says in an annoyed tone. He got up from his seat and made him way to your bed, where he plopped onto it so he could get you to pay attention to him. “I mean nobody in this world can possib--”

A finger was pressed against his lips as soon as you heard your phone notification. Yunho glared down at your finger before squinting his eyes as you. You were completed focus on your phone to notice Yunho being displeased at you as he slowly pushes your finger away from his lips. Yunho notice as the expression of your face fell from happy and cheerful to a serious and disappointed look.

“Oh no...”

“What? Loverboy stained his favourite shirt?” Yunho sneered.

“Noooo.” you pouted as you kept your eyes on your phone, “He injured his leg while he was at dance practice.”

You started whining out loud before falling back onto your bed rolling around while hiding your face in your pillow, “Why is life so crueelllll!”

“Good, I think he is--” You shot Yunho a glare before he could finish his sentence. You knew exactly what Yunho was about to do, he was going to trash talk your crush and you weren't in the mood for it. You groaned once he stopped talking and went back to whining against your pillows. It really ruined everything you planned out for weeks and there was no way to fix it.

Over the past couple of months, you tried you best to get closer to San, one of the hottest boy in your school. The boy who could made all the girls fall to their knees and beg him to pay attention to them. You too were a victim of his charm like the rest of the girls. But unlike the other girls, you were not stupid and you knew that he would not fall for you just like that, you knew you had to work your ass off to make him notice you.

You started to join the same clubs he was in, such as dance club and debate club, you even volunteered to be his study buddy for some of the classes you took together. You both went out a few times but it was nothing too serious and you wanted to change that, so you had made plans for a very romantic date. You had planned this “perfect date” of yours for weeks in advance but now, you felt like all of your dreams and efforts were crashing in front of your eyes and could not save them.

You hid under your pillows, forgetting that your best friend was still sitting next to you and staring at you with a disapproving face. You were grateful that Yunho was always there for you but all you wanted to do was to go on the date you took so long to plan. Then an idea hit you. You sat up and looked at Yunho cheerfully, “I know!!”

“Huh?” Yunho raised an eyebrow, confused at your sudden change of moods.

“You can be my date!” you grinned happily at him.

“Wait what?” he moved backwards until he was sitting on the other side of the bed from you, wary of your next move. It would be a lie to say that Yunho had never thought on asking you out on a date, or hold your hand, or share a kiss with you, or just spend more time with you, but your sudden decision caught him off guard.

“It took so long for me to plan this date and I dont want it to go to waste, so maybe you could go with me on it.. as like a trial run or something, so I know what to do or change when I go on a real one with San.”

“Wha-- Trial Run?? Why??” He couldn't process what he was hearing.

“Yeah, like I said San is injured so he can’t come, I should take this opportunity to go on the date with you to see what could go wrong or something.” you negotiated innocently, not realising the annoyed look on his face.

“So, basically you’re saying I’m your 2nd choice?” Yunho’s hands forming into fists with the sheets under him. “I mean, I guess you can say it like that.” you said think about it for a while before blurting out innocently; “Yeah, you're my 2nd choice.”

That was it. You hit Yunho’s sensitive spot. You immediately notice how pissed he look, you felt the tension building. Before you could say anything else, your body was pinned against your bed. Yunho hovered above you, his eyes filled with a mix of anger and disappointment.

“I am not a 2nd choice!” he growled at you. His eyes piercing into yours. His actions caught you off guard, he has never raised his voice at you. Before you could think of your next move, Yunho pressed his lips hard onto yours, all his anger and frustration finally coming out. You froze under him, still needing a moment to realise what was going on.

“I am not supposed to be your 2nd choice, I should be your 1st choice. I was here for you longer than San and you mean so much to me.” Yunho spoke, his lips only an inch away from yours, “San’s a fuckboy, the entire school knows that. His going to break your heart, y/n! Why are you too blind to see that?!”

“Even if he is a fuckboy. I-- I just want to feel loved.” you tried to tug your hands free from him but he kept on holding them down firmly.

“Oh my god, you're a dumbass you know that?!” Yunho spoke with an irritated tone. “I want you! I love you! I always want to be by your side! Why can't you realised that?!”

His hands slowly letting go of your wrists, he slowly cups your face and kisses you deeply. It took you a moment before you finally gave into the kiss. You kissed him back with the same amount of passion and desire he did, all your thoughts focusing on him.

Slowly, the kiss started to get heated. His lips moved from your lips to your jaw, chin, down your neck, kissing and touching all over your body. Your surroundings started to blur as you became a moaning mess with each of his touch. The sound of his zipper slightly echoed your room as you undid his jeans. Yunho lifted his hips and allowed you to pull his jeans down to his thighs. You smiled when you noticed the bulge in his underwear and a small wet patch at the tip.

Within moments, both of your clothes were all over your room as you both craved for each others warmth. You decided to take charge and pinned Yunho down onto your bed. A smile formed on your face as you ran your fingers up the inside of his thighs, spreading them to give you easier access. You rested your hand on top of his thighs before looking up at him, your eyes met his as you gave him an innocent look. Your facial expression did not match your hand movements though, as they moved to pull the waistband of his boxers away from his skin and let it go, causing it to slap against his waist.

Yunho was done with your teasing, he reached forward and gripped both of your wrists in his hand and placed them so they cupped his shaft, a soft moan left his lips. The sound of his moan was music to your ears, you wanted to hear more.

You slipped your fingers under the waistband of his boxers and tugged at them, Yunho lifted up his hips so you could pull his boxers off of him. He let out a content sigh as the constrictive material was removed, allowing his manhood to stand up straight leaning slightly against his toned abs.

You smiled at him, keeping eye contact as you lightly trailed your finger up the base of his shaft, stopping just before you touched his slit. Yunho’s breathing started to get faster as you rested one hand on his bare thigh, lightly massaging the skin with the balls of your fingers while your other hand trailed across the top of his dick, lightly teasing his head by trailing a ring around the top. The only sounds coming from Yunho was the sound of his heavy breathing and you didn't like that, you wanted to hear more from him. You rested your fingertips lightly on the side of him as your thumb trailed down across his tip, collecting his pre-cum. Trailing down the moisture down his shaft as you repeated the motion until Yunho let out a small whine.

You looked up and him and noticed his reddening cheeks, you simply smiled before spitting into your hand and smearing it around your palm with your fingers before slowly gripping the base of his dick. A satisfied groaned left his lips as he felt the warmth of your hand.

“Finally.” Yunho mutters under his breath causing you to chuckle slightly.

You slowly inched your hand up his length, watching him as his abs flexed loosened as you reached his tip. Trailing your thumb over the tip of his dick, you watched as his breath shortened into shallow pants as you repeated the motion a few more times, twisting your wrists on the final time and forcing a sharp moan from him. You looked up at him as your bit your lower lip, enjoying the sight in front of you. He murmured something that you could barely hear.

“What’s wrong Yun?” you questioned innocently, removing your hand from him so his eyes brought themselves back to yours.

“Fuck.” he sighed as he shuffled slightly on the bed, “I need more.”

“You called me a dumbass earlier but now look at you. You know, you're the bigger dumbass and a forward for not telling me that you liked me earlier. I followed that asshole around for nothing!” you sneered back at him, slowly wrapping your hand around him, “Your such an ass, you know that?” You started to pump him with each word you said. Instead of arguing back, all Yunho could do was groan at each move you made.

“I love the noises you make for me, Yunho.”

He groaned lowly and bit the inside of his mouth. He'd never thought he’d would be playing sub before. He'd always thought himself as a Dom since dominating someone in the bedroom fuelled his ego. He always assumed being submissive was a more feminine act but the idea of you dominating him made him even harder.

You flicked your wrist with a tight pump and watched as his eyes fluttered shut. You lowered your head and case a look up at him as you ran your tongue flat against his slit.

“Fu--Fuck!” Yunho moaned out, the sound echoing around your room, edging you on. You blew cool air over the wet tip; a whole new level of determination filling you as you wanted to hear him again.

“You're so big Yun.” you praised calmly, lowering your head to press a firm kiss to the tip again causing his hips to buck upwards so that his dick is pressed against your lips.

“Fuck, yes...” He whined quietly, all he wanted was to was to feel your warm mouth around him.

You ran your tongue up the underside of his length as you send him a cheeky wink. Yunho let out whimpers as you removed your hands from him. You slipped your hands under the back of his knees and tugged him forward until his ass was left resting on the bed and his dick pointed out at you for easy access.

“Please baby,” he groaned, throwing his head back as you held onto him again, “I was supposed to make you beg for me, not the other way around.”

You smirked at his words, you slightly been forward and opened your mouth above his leaking tip and stuck out your tongue to flick it.

“Fucking hell.” he breathed, trying to roll his hips up towards your mouth, you quickly slapped his inner thigh and a small yelp came from him due to the contact.

Yunho looks at you with wide eyes, silently begging you to stop teasing him already. You smiled at him as you loosely wrapped your lips around his tip and started sucking him gently.

“Fu--fuckyes!” he groaned, using one of his free hands to rest on the back of your neck to push you down further, you pulled off with a hard suck that caused him to whimper.

“No touching love.” You scored watching as his eyebrows furrowed and he nibbled his bottom lip with a small whine of annoyance. The annoyed tone left his voice and faded into pleasure as you put your mouth back onto his dick. Rolling your tongue against the slit, you used one hand to hold onto base and the other one on his thigh to keep his hips steady.You tapped your fingers on his shaft as your head began to lower slowly, Yunho becoming a moaning mess with each of your touch.

“Ye--Yes baby!” Yunho shouted as you rolled your tongue against the underside of his dick and sucked harder “Fuck baby, your making me feel so good-- Fuck-- I love your mouth--So warm--” He groaned as his hands started to flex, itching to grab something other than the edge and the sheets your bed.

You hummed in reaction to his praise, causing groans and curses to leave his mouth. Yunho’s voice getting louder as you began slowly bob your head and twist your hand that was gripping his base.

“I-- Fucking hell, y/n-- I love you so fucking much..” he shouted as his bucked his hips into your mouth, you didn't stop him, he was pushing himself towards his high and you didn't want to deny him of it. You moved your hand that was on his thigh and gripped his wrist and brought it to your hair, Yunho instantly ran his long fingers through your hair before pushing your head down at a speed and pace he wanted; hard and fast. You gagged slightly at the pace he was going, tightening your muscles around him.

“Fu--Fuck babe, I’m gonna come, I’m gonna come-- Please don’t stop babygirl-- fuckfuckfuck.” he groaned loudly, bobbing your head with his hands knotted in your hair and rocking his hips into your mouth. Hollowing your cheeks and sucking on him harshly, he threw his his head back and moaned out your name loudly. You watched as his abs flex and loosen as his cum squeezed down your throat, his arms and thigh muscles rippling under his smooth skin as his whole body shakes due to his high.

You got up from your position and lied down beside him, snuggling into his neck as he tries to steady his breath.

“Fuck, that escalated quickly.” you said after a few moments of silence.

“True..” Yunho smirks as he flips himself and hovers above you, “But let's see how much you like it when I tease you.”

(Author’s Note: Does anyone want a part 2 for this? If you do, do tell me and I’ll make one!)

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dahniwitchoflight · 3 years

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Homesquared Chapter 16

Alrighty, that was a fun tangent, now back to John it seems?

Oh, no, Narration of John (So Actually Dirk, speak of the devil and he shall appear and all that etc etc)

“ leaving John with one final touch on the shoulder. John leans into it in response, though he’s a bit ashamed of chasing down a sliver of physical affection so soon after obliterating Karkat’s evening like he had. “

pfft lol so Im not the only one that thought it would be funny if that scene was interpreted in a Pale Romantic light, even though that really wasn’t what was happening

OIh! but we still get Roxy, just the other version of Roxy

Roxy subtly being like “hey!! shit has apparently gone down, were not exactly close atm but I feel bad about you dying to want to know if youre still alive so im gonna message you while trying to make it look like i dont care about it as much as I do”

JOHN: trying to align my memories of my youth with whatever is happening right now so

and the wonderful question is, what IS going be happening with you now John?

Roxy looking nice and casual, but also yeah narration, why are you making this ominous, its not like Roxy’s out here to double spy on behalf of Jane, I don’t think Roxys on her side THAT much

ROXY: may have to do a smidge more if my old bff decides im next on the list for bombing out

ROXY: but so far so good

ROXY: just a coupla exploded cars in the yard from some shenanigans our dear son and his friends were in but u kno it is what it is!!!

Roxy once again being a master of hiding how shes feeling, even when trying to open up, feeling pretty stressed about whats happening with Jane, understandable, the exclamation points give it away lol

The narration is really trying to make John nervous though

OH lol that was the implication haha no lol John it obviously wasn’t that

“John feels his shoulders unbunch. Of course. Yeah. He’s almost embarrassed by how relieved he feels. So what if his ex wife wanted to hook up? Shouldn’t that be a situation he could navigate? Don’t people like to find solace in human physical connection during dire times? Why did the idea of it make his mind white out in panic more than, say, any number of the traumas he just experienced? He doesn’t know, but he believes Roxy that he must look pretty haggard. He probably feels haggard? Maybe sitting down will feel better.“

lol once again, Dirk has no idea how to read Roxy at all and just trips over himself and his assumptions XD

Yeah, looks like Roxy not on the Jane train and is doing some takesies backsies, shes glossing over her feelings on the matter still though, I know thats par for the course of how Roxy tends to handle stuff too but I wish shed open up a bit more, but maybe shes playing the smart game, yknow, knowing that Dirk has a hard time reading her, so glossing over stuff is how you protect yourself against the narrative force, confusion and vaguery in the narrative and her actions only helps her to keep control over it, because at any point, you can decide to “clear up” any narrative “miscommunication” or “confusion” and lay down what is it thats actually happening with you any time you want

Void working in the behind the scenes to do what they want

JOHN: like it’s my HOUSE.

JOHN: but mostly it always felt like my dad’s house?

JOHN: and when i started living there after i moved out of here, it was like i crammed myself back into whatever was left of my kid self?

JOHN: and it didn’t feel good, but it at least was familiar, you know?

JOHN: like living there let me feel closer to my dad, trying to be like the way i remember him, or like how i remember him wanting me to be, or something?

JOHN: and i didn’t realize how much i hated doing that until i saw it all go up in flames.

JOHN: so i guess i could have used my powers to stop the fire and save whatever was left of the place, but i couldn’t bring myself to do it.

JOHN: like some fucked up part of me was glad i got there too late?

JOHN: so i just sat there, watching, trying to figure out why watching my house burn down felt like i was being released from prison.

JOHN: and even now i keep trying to explain it away, as though it’s because of how fucked up everything else is that it made me feel good.

JOHN: but that’s just bullshit.

JOHN: it DID feel good.

JOHN: i DO feel free.

JOHN: sorry.

ROXY: no need 2 apologize

ROXY: we just delved in2 my whole gender thing last time so it seems fine for u to have a turn

JOHN: i didn’t say it was a gender thing.

Im pretty sure you’re talking about a gender thing John, like, very 100% sure now this is what’s happening

because if you were actually a girl, of course you’re dad leaving all these notes about how one day hes gonna be so proud of the man youll become, yeah, that can feel a little pressuring, even if your dad didnt mean it like that, since he was unfailingly the kind of dad just bumbling around trying to understand their kid as best they could and leave encouragements everywhere, thats what his intent was, but all his notes come off a bit wrong in particular issues

remember the note under the fridge that was all like “SON. IF YOURE READING THIS NOTE, YOUVE FINALLY BECOME STRONG ENOUGH OF A MAN TO PICK UP THE FRIDGE.” not exactly that but that was always the vibe Dad’s little notes always had

Yeah, i can see how John would view it as a bit off, but if he hadnt the self awareness to realize it was a gender thing at the time, hed be understandly confused as to why such a thing would bother him

now though, he’s realizing, maybe, he doesn’t exactly want to be the man his dad always encouraged him to be

John does seem a lot happier here in his convo with Roxy than he did on his own when the house was burning, that conversation with karkat left me wondering if John was about to start dissociating he was so down, but here he says he feels freeing and happy about it?

ROXY: but like now that u mention it

ROXY: *meaningful pause*

JOHN: …

JOHN: i

JOHN:

John’s beginning to question stuff, or acknowledge that he’s questioning stuff, cuz it’s true, and hes feeling happy about it, in a way that he wasnt before, but he hasnt quite connected the dots here between the happy feeling and what exactly he has to be happy about

ROXY: aight then no wind bending just use your mangrit

Roxy flexes, the corner of her mouth pulled up into a familiar grin. John feels his guts, so recently calmed, twist up into knots again. Her eyebrows shoot up and the smile loosens. He must have shown something on his face.

ROXY: ok or just like push when i push

ROXY: we both got sick muscles

ROXY: no other adjectives necessary

JOHN: yeah ok.

Yeah Roxy’s 100% picked up on it, and maybe Dirk has as well if the narration is commenting on it

Alrighty then, to the secret lair under the bed!

oh I just noticed how kind of cute and interesting Roxy’s nickname for Harry is, “Lil H A” Harry Anderson shortens to Ha like laughter haha

and if Harry had Roxy’s last name, it’d be Harry Anderson Lalonde

Lil HAL

lol what is Callie doing under Roxy’s secret bedchamber XD

This whole secret bedchamber thing is turning into one big metaphor isn’t it?

That thing behind the curtain kind of looks like the Attic Portal shape from Hiveswap though

that’d be neat if that was it, like obviously we knew one of the cherubs had to have something to do with that portal just going by the design of it alone

Honestly it makes sense that Callie is doing it under the curtain of Roxy’s Void, it’s honestly the safest place to do something like that

lol Calliope has grown past writing fanfic about shipping and being in love, now the drama of broken relationships and divorce is all the rage XD character growth? haha

CALLIOPE: besides, hUman divorces are even more fascinating than i had ever imagined, and being able to witness yoUrs in motion was an honoUr.

CALLIOPE: so i consider Us aboUt even at this point.

Calliope just burned him harder than his childhood home’s destruction

CALLIOPE: ah right, right. yoU're probably a little cUrioUs as to where the dickens we are.

have you been talking to Jake lol (I mean, probably Original Grandpa Jake tbh if that portal is actually the portal)

Alright so John is getting caught up on the major plot points, Earth C is indeed in the large black hole, his choice didn’t matter since both choices happened anyway yadda yadda

CALLIOPE: think of it like a coin flip.

CALLIOPE: the series of events that led to Us being trapped beyond the event horizon of an Ubermassive black hole could be considered "tails", while the events which would have occUrred otherwise could be considered "heads".

CALLIOPE: since both were possible, and paradox space is the way it is, they actUally both happened. and we jUst "happened" (hee hee) to get tails instead of heads.

yup yup yup pretty par for the course of timesplits in homestuck so far

CALLIOPE: not at all! since both possibilities depend on one another's existence, it really doesn't make sense to call them "right" or "wrong". they both just "are".

yup, this is true, the ending’s of both referenced the others, so it’s disingenuous to say one is “canon” while the other isn’t

one is simply in the realm of actual possibility, the other is in the realm of unlikely possibility

More than likely, John would have chosen to leave and go die and be the hero like in Meat, but there was still the possibility that he would stay, even if it was unlikelier than the other, but since both were possible choices for him to realistically make, both actually happened for real

CALLIOPE: anyway, the reason i went on this tangent in the first place was to explain that the space we are standing in right now has a special significance, in that it is the location which corresponds to the black hole's singUlarity

that’s interesting, so there’s the original meteor that crashed into the surface of Earth C, and it’s in here that the singularity of what I don’t wanna call the Green Hole to match the Green Sun when I wanna talk about this specific Black Hole lolol

but yeah, here in this meteor lies the crux of the paradox it seems, interesting, also interesting again, this is where that Hiveswap Portal is

Hiveswap does have a plot point of “Joey must do thing in 11 days otherwise Earth and Alternia will be destroyed” and the only known destruction event of Earth and Alternia so far in canon is the Green Sun’s Creation from the destruction of both universes (and then later Callie’s destruction of the green sun into the black hole) so is Hiveswap gonna be a factor in the green sun’s destruction/creation as well? (Joey has the symbol of the Green Sun for a reason, I’m super curious as to what factor Joey has in relation to the Green Sun’s Existence, We still don’t know what the fact those black monsters are too, they’re like nega-first guardians, the kind of things that look like would come out of a Black Hole that came from the Green Sun tbh)

It’s all inter-related I tells ya

ROXY: ur not gonna enter a weird time vortex and change the trajectory of a little girls life with the power of love

JOHN: aw.

You say that now but

CALLIOPE: it's not strictly speaking "bad" for Us to be inside of a black hole, mUch thoUgh that contradicts most of what anyone knows about them.

CALLIOPE: of coUrse, if we had fallen into it, that woUld be a whole other kettle of fish.

CALLIOPE: the tidal forces woUld have stretched Us all into spaghetti and then ripped us apart!

CALLIOPE: bUt the natUre of oUr arrival was more akin to simply "being" here, sUddenly. one moment we were not, and the next moment we were, and somehow always had been.

yeah that’s basically how this multiverse’s reality works, the future is a thing that already physically exists, just in a different location in the universe somewhere else

time travel and spacial teleportation could be said to be the same thing all along

that’s why violating the events of the future has actual consequences, because its like asking to go somewhere that doesn’t exist but how has to exist because it’s the future, too much of that and reality starts cracking at the seams to make room

same thing happens with sessions and playing sburb

the planets and dreaming moons and all that simultaneously have always existed here, and started existing only because the player played the game and the planets were generated upon entering a session, but to the player involved, it looks and feels like you are just being teleported to a different location in the universe, because you also kind of are

CALLIOPE: i mean, the natUre of space and time is a little finicky in here, bUt for the most part it doesn't seem to be anything too oUt of the ordinary.

CALLIOPE: bUt beyond that, it means that we are sealed away from the rest of existence.

CALLIOPE: oUr sphere of inflUence is limited to the sphere of the black hole's bounding horizon.

CALLIOPE: as far as everyone else is concerned, we might as well not even exist!

So you’re just in a little seperated bubble, that’s not connect temporally to any other place of existence, you aren’t anywhere in the past or the future of anywhere else

nowhere leads here, and here can not lead outwards either, theoretically, and yes it exists, so it must also

JOHN: is there no way we could let anyone know that we're in here...?

CALLIOPE: almost certainly not!

CALLIOPE: there are very few ways for anything to escape the kind of predicament that we are in right now. one of them is to be an all-powerfUl being with control over the very fabric of space, with the energy of two Universes at yoUr disposal.

CALLIOPE: in which case, escape woUld become rather trivial, if a little Unscientific.

JOHN: ok. i am going to assume that we can't just do that.

CALLIOPE: yoU've hit the nail on the head, UnfortUnately. U_U

CALLIOPE: the method i described was the one employed by my alternate self, who yoU may recall crashed through the event horizon in the body that once belonged to jade harley.

CALLIOPE: she departed through a pUnctUre she created in the black hole's surface shortly after consUming my brother, a deed which provided her with the necessary "oomph", and which was frankly rather breathtaking to watch. =u=

CALLIOPE: bUt Upon her departUre, the rift closed for good. as far as i can see, there's simply no way for Us to commUnicate with the world oUtside the black hole.

CALLIOPE: i woUld certainly be very sUrprised to find oUt that anyone had managed sUch a thing!

So someone else definitely has managed to do such a thing

JOHN: knowing that we're inside of a black hole... does that actually change anything?

JOHN: like, can't we just go on living like normal?

CALLIOPE: oh absolUtely not.

CALLIOPE: i don't know if yoU've noticed john bUt this world is on the brink of a total cataclysm.

JOHN: oh.

CALLIOPE: oUr exclUsion from the overarching coUrse of events which governs all reality means that oUr existence here is liable to dramatic and violent Upheaval.

CALLIOPE: to pUt it another way, becaUse nothing in here "matters", we are likely to be sUbjected to things which are a bit bats in the belfry, for no reason other than it's totally insignificant to the wider canon of reality.

CALLIOPE: and mUch thoUgh i am personally titillated by some of the conseqUences of this predicament, it is a degrading way for Us to live. u_u

JOHN: that's... certainly one way to put it, yeah...

yeah, so because here in the black hole neither affects the past or the future of anywhere else, being so disconnected, they are technically free of the reigns of the Alpha Timeline that exists elsewhere in the multiverse

the Alpha Timeline now being understood to simply mean, The Narrative

Things are the way they are because they are thus written to be so

CALLIOPE: at first, i believed that this was simply necessary. Us playing tails to oUr coUnterparts' heads, the black to their white, and so forth.

CALLIOPE: bUt over the years i have come to the conclUsion that this is simply not kosher.

ROXY: its total bs is what it is

CALLIOPE: right, yes.

CALLIOPE: a steaming pile of bUllshite.

CALLIOPE: and so we have decided that something needs to be done aboUt it.

Hmmm. It’s a dangerous idea to be playing with for sure, to decide all the black pieces in the game of chess suddenly become white, it is a very flip turning of reality upside down to be sure

To be honest, I’d think you’d need a powerful Doom player at your disposal to even try something like this

or actually, a powerful Doom user would be most likely to shut this entire thing down, knowing how bad of an idea it’d be, maybe it’s more you need a powerful Life player to do something like this instead

is that also why Dirk viewed Jane as an ally then? She would technically have the kind of power to upend the black and white doomy laws of reality if driven to her full potential, i mean obviously yes, we know this already because of the candy colored I-can-do-whatever-I-want-with-no-consequences lollipop

Is this what Calliope hopes to achieve with the Hiveswap Portal then? her goals for Joey and friends are to be the ones to prevent their universe’s twin destructions, and thus the Green Sun’s initial existence and then also the destruction into the Black Hole after the fact? that would be one way to prevent the Black Hole from existing, making it so the thing that creates the black hole never exists either

and that's certainly a canon event that would be difficult to tear asunder without major consequences

That would be a “Re-writing Homestuck from the very beginning” level of canon event

And if I’m correct, Joey is theorized by me to be a Mage of Life, if any classpect at their full potential was gonna do something like that, or have the impossible knowledge to something impossibly paradoxical like that, well..

ROXY: but u dont need to worry abt busting us outta space jail tbh

ROXY: thats not ur problem to fix

JOHN: oh.

JOHN: i'm... not sure i follow, then.

ROXY: i mean yeah ur gonna obvs facilitate it in a sense

ROXY: but only by going and busting the person who can actually help us outta normal earth jail

CALLIOPE: we need yoU to free vriska from the clUtches of oUr misgUided friend jane, and bring her here, to the singUlarity.

ROXY: weve been calling it the plot point

CALLIOPE: yes, the plot point is a key part of oUr plan.

CALLIOPE: as far as we have been able to sUrmise, the only remaining method for escaping oUr grim confinement depends on leveraging the UniqUe properties of this location to create an event of sUch catalcysmic proportions that it simply cannot be contained within the black hole any more.

CALLIOPE: something SO dramatic, so hyper-relevant, that it becomes ontologically impossible for anyone to ignore it.

CALLIOPE: for that, we need an individUal of sUfficient narrative cloUt, so to speak.

CALLIOPE: and to liberate her, who better than the embodiment of the aspect of freedom itself?

I mean yeah! makes sense! Johns major factor here is Freedom, Vriska’s is Importance

and yeah, I can think of no other wholly dramatic event that to mess with stuff with the Green Sun, everyone will have eyes on that, they have to, their whole existence the way it is relies on it

But, they could also mean something else, its only condition is that it has to be something so imflappably impossible, something so not-canon and so outrageous that it basically horse-shoes around to the other end of the canon spectrum to being something that truly exists again

and that could be literally anything and it’s nerve wracking and exciting to see what thing theyre gonna come up with to just directly kneecap Homestuck itself

ROXY: thx babe

ROXY: oh is it 2 soon for that joke or

JOHN: no, weirdly enough, that one’s fine.

(yeah that’s because Babe can be construed as feminine June)

so, I’m basically convinced they’re doing June Egbert now

that to me was like, pretty severely on the nose

John: Hey Roxy, what it does mean when you find a sense of freedom when all of the symbolism of the masculinity surrounding your childhood burns down around you

Roxy: idk It’s probably a gender thing man

John: I didn’t say the word gender-

Roxy: It’s ok babe no pressure, we can hash it out later

John: Hmm, later then. :)

Roxy: (Turns and looks towards the camera with a knowing smile)

shit all that imagery makes me think of Roxy as that picture of the small kid smirking at the camera while a house burns in the distance XD

#Homesquared #june egbert #john egbert #yeah theres no way there not gonna bring up June Egbert as a apossibility now #Roxy couldn't have quirked her eyebrows harder at the fourth wall if they had tried #Homestuck #I'm basically convinced now lol #that plus my reaction to chapter 14

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is-that-another-soulmate-au · 4 years

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Me? Combine two soulmate AUs and add in an animal hybrid AU????

Of courze, buckle up buddies this is gonna be a bit if a bumpy ride

Dream soulmate/soulpairs AU/Soulmate Ribbons AU/Animal Hybrid AU

Dream: Basically like last time you cant control when you visit, you cant see them, you cant say your name or where you're from. But this time its a legit group dream. In the dream your soulmate(s) will have a ribbon around them apposed to the simply blurred soulpair(s)

Ribbon/animal hybrid: with the ribbon au it ties in with the animal for the most part. You're born with a ribbon tied around your animal feature, whether it be at the base of a fluffy wolf tail, the end of a cat/lemur tail, at the base of cat ears/bunny ears, on any type of horns. Regardless of where it happens to be tied, it cannot be removed, it can be burnt or singed but it cant be cut or removed. The color of your soulmates nation appears after you meet your them, and you can then see the color of yours around them during dreams

So basically Zuko's 12th birthday he goes to sleep and in his dream there are three people with one surrounded by a pale white ribbon.

"H-hello?" He called out.

"Hi!" A cheery voice called out

"Im assuming you're all.. not my soulmate, because I'm 8" a slightly annoyed young girl called

"Your a soulfriend for me!" A chipper Boys voice broke through, the voice of the bright figure

"Uhm, I know I can't know your names, but I'd like to be able to distinguish between all of you... uhm,"

"Call me Bandit" the younger girl called out

"You can call me Oshi"

"And uhm..."

"I'll call you turtleduck" zuko interrupted him

"What? Why that?"

"Uh, well, I have a turtleduck pond by my home and I like it there, and uh, your my soulmate so..."

"Oh! Uhmm... what should I call you?" The boy paused a moment

"Sunshine? Maybe?"

"Yeah! Sunshine!"

"Alright, so, Bandit, Oshi, Turtleduck, and Sunshine?" Oshi piped in

"Yeah," bandit hummed "by the way, whats a turtle duck?"

"Ill show you one whe-"

"Im blind"

"What? Oh, im sorry, I didnt know. Well, if we ever meet I'll let you hold one. I'm sure it'll get the idea across."

"Youre blind?! That sounds so cool! I bet your other senses are heightened" Oshi chirped at the thought

"Yeah, and so is my bending! I can see with me bending, but im not too good at it yet"

"You're a bender? I dont know if we can find out what kind" Turtleduck mused

"Let me try... im an earthbender!"

"Woah! Cool! So you use earthbending to see?" Zuko questioned

The rest of the dream was fairly blurry to him. He ran to his mom to talk about his dream, going on about Oshi, Bandit and Turt; he shortened turtleduck because well, he wanted to.

They dont meet up until later that year, after his mother had left him he was found crying

"Sunny?" He heard Bandit call out

"Huh!? Oh hey guys, sorry, im fine" he sighed "I- I lost my mom just last week"

They all comforted him and then pulled the conversation to different topics, Turt talking about going hunting with his dad and getting hit wolf tail caught on a fishing line. Bandit talked about her earthbending and how she learned how to use her badger tail to bend as well. Oshi all the while hovered as close as the dream would let her, it felt similar to a motherly protection and he appreciated it greatly.

The next time they saw eachother was about two nights after his banishment he was found pouting but quickly came out it the pout when he heard Turt calling out

"SUNNY! Sunny! Hi! Oh Tui! Hi Bandit! Hi Oshi!"

"Hey Turt!" The girls called out "Sunny, whats got you down?"

He sighed "i left the firenation today"

"Woah woah, hold on, why did you leave- oh were you from there? Why would you leave?" Oshi pried.

"Uhm, I was banished for losing an agni kai against my dad"

"An Agn- thats a firebending duel! Your still just 13!" Turt cried out

"Yeah, well, my dad doesnt care about that, he made sure I'd remember that by burning me, now i have to find the avatar before I can return home"

Their conversation lasted for what felt like several blurry hours. When he woke it was to Iroh walking in with some tea. Zuko shot up and managed to get his blanket caught in his horns "AAAGH!" He growled out "help... please" iroh simply chuckled and untangled the blankets from Zuko's horns

"How was your sleep nephew?" Iroh asked as he started to pour them some tea, handing Zuko his cup.

"I talked to Oshi, Bandit and Turt again" he mumbled while bringing the cup to his lips and blowing some of the steam away.

"Thats good, were you able to discuss your banishment? I'm not sure if the dreams will let you, my soulmate and I have never met nor have we ever left our nations"

"Yeah, I was able to tell them everything, well the banishment and" he motioned to his now healing eye wound.

They had met a few more times over the next three years, Oshi revealing that she has a lion tail that is most certainly not as clumsy as Turt's consistently caught wolf tail.

About a week after Zuko arrived at the southpole and managed to lose the avatar there was another dream

"Sunny!" Turt sounded angry

"Uh, y-yeah?"

"You visited my tribe today" the ribbon around Turt was red

"Oh, uh yeah, I'm sorry. Did I hurt someone, I wasn't trying to, I just needed to grab the avatar"

"YOU DONT NEED THE AVATAR SUNNY!" Turt was fuming "youre chasing the avatar for what? The love of an abusive father?"

"Hes no-

"He is Sunny! I dont know the full extent of it. But if he broke your horn, burnt you, and then BANISHED YOU all for speaking out of turn, then that spells abusive!! That level of abuse and your level of wanting to be back says clearly that you were neglected and abused, what the FUCK Sunny!"

Zuko was frozen but it wasnt silent

"We've been trying to tell you this Sunny, your dad is terrible and you deserve actual love, your uncle is a much better dad than him, and you know it" Oshi piped up

"Yeah, I know but-"

"And! If I ever get my hands on him, it'll be his last day alive. Mark. My. Words" Bandit cracked her knuckles

The dream went on for a while longer with the trio eventually convincing Zuko he shouldn't search for his fathers love by capturing the avater. Turt managed to convince him to join forces with the avatar the next time he saw them. The next time he met up with the avatar was on Kyoshi Island, where he entered the town without his armor or helmet, and instead wearing casual garmets.

"What are you doing here Zuko?" Katara growled at him with the hairs on her tail standing on end. Aang was behind her with his lemur tail flicking angrily.

"Well, im not here to capture you if that's what you think. I came to join you"

"Why would we ever believe that?" Aang's voice was nearly as angry as Katara's

Sokka was beside Katara in a similar stance but had yet to respond

"Well, I honestly don't expect you to believe me, unless any of you happen to be Turt, Oshi or Bandit." He paused "look I was burnt and banished at 13 by my own father just for speaking up in a war meeting about how cruel it was to sacrifice new recruites for a bigger win, and my father sent me out to find the avatar." He sighed "i would have continued but Turt and Oshi managed to help me understand where I was wrong in thinking and made me see just how abusive my dad is"

"Sunny?" Sokka finally spoke but was matched with one of the Kyoshi warriors

"Huh? I mean, yeah they call me that, wait are you Turt?" He then turned to the warrior and saw the lion tail "Oshi!?" He stepped back in a moment of surprise.

"Oh my gods Sunny what the hell!" The wolf and lion laughed

"Wait, Zuko is the Sunny you've been talking about!?" Katara and Aang said in unison.

From there out Zuko was a part of the team. Suki having to stay behind for the time being. The group traveled via Appa or by boat. Katara, Sokka and Iroh having lengthy in depth conversations about waterbending and pai sho. He may or may not have been making an attempt to recruit them both slowly but surely.

When they met Toph she put two and two together so fast. "You're Sunny and Turt!" She exclaimed before they duo could introduce eachother

"Wait! Bandit!" Thay said in unison

"The one and only Blind Bandit!" She said proudly.

After meeting with her Zuko became acquainted with a chaotic good type younger sister as apposed to his own chaotic evil. Toph would often launch herself into his shoulders, grab his horns and say "onward noble dragon steed!!" Which he didnt mind so he never complained much.

Let's fast forward to the desert. While Sokka Aang and Katara went into the library to explore, Zuko and Iroh stayed behind with toph to protect Appa, when the Sand benders arrived while the Library was sinking the two firebenders fought off the sandbenders until the trio emerged and they ran off. Zuko, however had fought practically tooth and nail to keep appa there, dodging sand and blasting fire to distract the benders when they tried to use the sand beneath his feet against him. He collapsed from the exhaustion of not only fighting with a dozen benders in their element, but also the heat of the sun. Iroh on the other hand asked Katara for a bit of water to make sure he didnt collapse as well.

"Zuko!" Aang cried out when he watched Zuko collapse in the sand. They all got back on Appa and made their way out of the dessert.

Not long after they stopped at a small body of water to rest and wash up Appa so he wouldn't be shedding and attracting anyone Zuko taking a hot minute to get his strength back. They were approached by a couple who happened to have a baby on the way and Zuko nudged Aang "we should take them with us, yknow, spread some joy"

So they flew the couple with them to Ba Sing Se with them. They managed to get in to tell the earth king their invasion plan, as well as taking down the dai li with the proof of the drill right outside the wall. Without having the advantage of the Kyoshi disguises Azula didnt manage to gain the upperhand against Ba Sing Se, and in turn she had no idea about the invasion plan. Aang had his crisis at Ember island before the invasion and met the lion turtle just before they had to leave.

When the invasion began Zuko and Aang both went off to the city, Zuko in his blue spirit get up with his swords on his back literally being dangled in the air by Aangs weirdly strong ass tail. When the landed on the roof, it was still a bit until the fire kicked off. So they were dodging fire balls while running towards the palace, however right before they went into the throne room Azula appeared. She went to shoot fire but was shocked to see no fire come out. Aang smirked and bended the earth around her to keep her in place.

They went in to Ozai, Zuko drawing his swords and Aang readying himself to fight a powerful bender who possibly had skills other than bending. But they were met with a practically powerless man who didn't take long to defeat, taking his life wasn't the option, however, Aang knew that, and so he took his bending away, to the absolute awe of Zuko who watched the blinding light for a moment before shielding his eyes.

After the success of the invasion Iroh took the throne when Zuko told him he was simply not ready. However Iroh made a deal with him, he would be firelord for all of 5 years, set the ground work for Zuko and let his nephew take up some studying in the other nations as well as his own to figure out how he would rule after the 5 years were up.

And he did, he gathered as much information from the other nations, all with Sokka joining with him. He spend a year at the south pole, helping rebuild the place, he spend a year at the northpole studying the scrolls available, he spent a year going to each large earth kingdom city, and then he spent his fourth year in the firenation reading every scroll he could. One night while in his room reading through a pile of scrolls he leaned onto Sokka's shoulder for support, but Sokka took the scroll out of his hands "alright enough reading for you tonight, come on little dragon its bedtime"

Sokka's tail was absentmindedly wagging side to side as he helped his soulmate undress and get into more comfortable clothes, of course getting the cloth stuck on those pesky horns a couple times. But soon they were both laying in bed with Zuko resting his cheek against Sokka's chest while Sokka ran his fingers through his hair.

They could stay like this forever. And wouldn't you know it, after Zuko took the throne he proposed to Sokka and the two were soon married, the Wolf and the Dragon.

At the wedding Toph and Suki were the first to show up, bringing gifts, Suki gave them a pair of gold fans, one with a turtleduck on it and the other with a sun on it. Toph on the otherhand had brought a dagger with a dragon carved on the blade and a wolfs head on the handle.

>another marraige wrap up? Of course, its me what else would I do?

#RayMakesSoulmates #i will die on my endless soulmate au hill #soulmate alternate universe #soulmates #ambassador sokka #atla sokka #sokka x zuko #sokka #atla zuko #prince zuko #zuko #zukka #fire lord zuko #suki #atla toph #toph beifong #canon who?#lets throw the whole canon away shall we?#canon divergence

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rxguebois · 4 years

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Hello! I realized after the fact that I wrote a lot so I will have to send multiple messages. If it's too much let me know and I'll shorten it. 😅 I'm a bubbly, goofy need who doesn't know how to shut up. However, before I get completely comfortable with someone I tend to be more quite and reserved. I do have a bit of a temper, most things are just small little things that aggregate me. I am an overly forgiving, which means that it does take quite a lot to actually anger me. (1)

(2) I have been called a mom friend before, because I care so much about my friends and their well being. I am pretty easy going and don't mine physical affection from friend (love it actually) Some might say I have a big heart. I love to bake (to I don't do it as often as I like) I want anime and let's players and I love to play videogames. I also enjoy reading if my ADD calms down enough for me to actually pay attention. I love to sing, be it a popular, or just something random I came up with. (3)I like nature, tho I'm more nocturnal. Just chilling in creaks in a huge "yes please" from me. I love spending time with my friends, tho I do need some alone time to recharge. I am perfectly comfortable doing my own thing in the company of my friends while they also do there own thing, but goofing off with friends is always the best. I am an animal lover and like most animals except for bugs, I don't like to touch reptiles tho I do like them. I love food which is why I'm chubby & picky eater. (4) I don't care for exercise, mostly cause I don't know how to properly do it and I get winded easily. I dislike when people tell me I can't do something, it just makes me want to do it more out of spite. I dislike being called a lady, or when people say I shouldn't cuss because I'm female. (I have the mouth of a sailor a lot) (5) And the extras! I am a pagan and a witch, tho I do believe in the Christian God. I am smart but also stupid, I have knowledge but lack common sense from time to time. I am sometimes... a lot of times too trusting and give people the benefit of the doubt. I am also always tired and tend to call myself a perpetually sleep-deprived pigeon, instead of a morning bird or night owl. (Sorry I wrote so much 😅 but thank you for the match up! 💜)

It's alright, I think it helps narrow down who we can match you to! Also, I think I'll refer to myself as a sleep deprived pigeon from now on as well ^^ ~JJ🖤

JJ matches you with - DIAVOLO

JJ: Diavolo is the best person to be able to get you away from your quiet and reserved nature, bringing out the best of you! After the initial quietness, he enjoys your bubbly personality, and finally enjoying to let loose with the person he loves. When you get aggravated over the smallest things, he's there to ground you and make you forget why you were even angry in the first place. He loves that you have a big heart and care about everybody, geeking out over loving someone as yourself! He gives you full access of the castle's kitchen so you can bake anything you want, only if you promise to feed him any of your bakings! Whenever he has paperwork to do, he'd just want to be in your presence, so you just doing your thing while he's around makes him super happy. If and when he does catch you singing, he always compliments your lovely voice with a big hug and a smile. When he wants to relieve stress, he would ask you to sing for him. On days off, when he doesnt have much to do, he likes to take you around Devildom, whether it be to creaks or to see any wild animals. He also likes to plan pranks and other outings with you, enjoying every second spent with you. When he finds out that you're neither morning bird nor night owl, he'd want to know more about why you're so tired. And he'd also find your "unlady like" manners very amusing! Your ambition to prove people wrong fuels him with ambition as well (and maybe anger towards people who dont believe in your potential.) He doesnt care much for your appearance or intellect, because he loves you for you!

#obey me!#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me! shall we date?#obey me matchups #obey me diavolo #diavolo obey me #shhhspect

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theelliottsmiths · 4 years

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I was tagged by @tillcore to answer questions about myself even though I feel like yall already know half of the answers

nickname: I shorten my name to Rhi for ease because Americans say it wrong but I don’t have any nicknames and yes I do feel a little left out

real name: Rhi

zodiac sign: Capricorn

height: 5’6 pretty much

what time is it: 15:43

favorite musicians: Rammstein, Amanda Palmer/The Dresden Dolls, Elliott Smith, The Smiths (though Morrissey disgusts me), I just started listening to Kælan Mikla but I can tell it’s gonna happen

favorite sports team: I uh. I dont even remember the nickname of my local football team.

other blogs: I have eight but half are for filing. All besides the main blog @thewrongbookshop are pretty dead right now because of BBC Les Mis and Rammstein

do i get asks: Yes and I love it so much, especially when people add their own thoughts onto the ask posts! Because of the way some of them get I decided that anyone who sends or interacts with my asks is automatically my new sibling, sorry.

how many blogs do i follow: 1381

any tumblr crushes: There are people i’m always excited to see interacting with my blog and my partner has a tumblr, do they count?

lucky number: 13 is a really nice colour, kind of mossy green, and so is 7, a silky deep blue but only when you use the arms version. Armless 7 is disgusting.

what i’m wearing rn: winter camo cargo pants and a bioshock T shirt which is honestly the softest shirt ive ever worn

dream vacation: staying at home but nobody is allowed to knock on the door and my neighbours aren’t there ever. Or Norway, ive always wanted to go to Norway

dream car: I barely know what a car is. I can drive a tractor so can I say tractor? John Deere tractors are the smoothest, I had to use a Kubota tractor for a while and It fucking vibrated my bones out of my body.

favorite food: Anything meatless from Greggs. If you live somewhere that doesn’t have Greggs I feel so sorry for you

drink of choice: those drinks with the chunks of aloe vera. Chewable beverages are ideal for me

languages: I’m a native english speaker and know a fair amount of Norwegian which is mildly useless because nobody speaks the kind they teach. Like most other people here, my german vocabulary is decent but I have no grasp on the grammar

instruments: I played violin for several years and taught myself piano and guitar, kind of. Throw an instrument at me and i will absolutely try to learn it

celebrity crushes: Tessa Thompson, all of Rammstein besides Oli, the Amanda Palmer thing is hardly even a crush it has been so long and enduring at this point and she is ridiculously open on patreon but I guess she counts.

random fact: I was once congratulated at my old job because a traumatised macaw bit me badly down to the hand bone and I didn’t even flinch I just said ‘Do you mind? That’s kind of inappropriate in the workplace, Coco’ and then went to mop up the blood. The only remotely badass thing i’ve ever done

I feel like most people have done this already but if i say I tag anyone who wants to obviously nobody will actually feel they were invited to join in so i’m gonna add some interesting people who recently interacted with my blog @tinnike @djrichardzk @thetimecrystal

#me rambling

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h4rin · 6 years

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bf!seungjoon

prompt: none! (i’m writing request stuff next tho!!)

i’m writing this because 1), i’m stoned, 2), it’s 1 am, 3), these photos exist, and 4), nobody writes much onf. i ult them, so i might as well.

word count ; 1,181 words this is LONGER THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE SORRY

i don’t wanna write about how y’all get together sorry but like

if somebody requests it i will

not today tho

we’re getting right into the bf

first off

he would be The sweetest

you’re having even a Slightly bad day???

not on his watch

he’s at! your! place! (if you dont’ already live together) with food that you love, movies that make you happy, and super snuggly blankets, ready to make you feel better

and it works!!!! because seungjoon is always cuddly, always like super warm, the way he leans into you when you hug making your heart beat slower because he feels like home, even for just one second

he’s just the best cuddler okay

he’s the best in a lot of ways but also like

he’s not the best cook

idk why i feel like irl he would end up being an okay cook but like,,,

yuto is the best cook in the band ok

let me have this

BUT

you wouldnt view it as a bad thing

like you offered to cook and bake for him when y’all were hanging out one time

and he was like “wait no we can just order”

you go like “??” because either a) you’re not used to takeout being cheaper than cooked food(i think korea has cheaper takeout than groceries???? idk i read that somewhere) or b) you’re offended that he thinks you can’t cook

so you literally just go “seungjoon i am making food”

and he’s like

“okay D:::::” and he seems stressed

like he’s still smiling

like he loves being around you and he always is

(it’s actually really cute and you never get sick of his smile

it’s so happymaking and healing and aaaaaaahhh can a smile be cuddly?? inviting?? because his is!!)

but it’s more stressed

his eyes aren’t into it

that’s what gives it away for you

but you’re like “ah he doesn’t think i’m gonna be a good cook, his surprised face is gonna be so cute when i prove him wrong muahaha >:3″

so the food is fucking delicious

but joon is still a little bit worried

it’s seriously his eyes!!!!! they’re not as bright as they usually are

and you’re just like “joonie? is everything okay?”

and he’s like “yeah yeah yeah”

and you just like

“no, it isn’t. please tell me what’s bothering you.”

“im just...” he kinda trails off. “idk how i’m gonna pay you back for this”

you don’t know how to respond to that tbh

so you just go “what do you mean?”

“i mean like, i can’t cook for shit. you know that ((he tried making you cookies one time and they were really tough and too big)) but like, when we go out and buy food? you buy me something after. i like karma. i want to put good karma out there.”

and you still didn’t know how to respond

so you just kinda go “joon...” like trailing off

and he kinda looks away

but you go “you don’t have to repay me. like, you repay me just by existing near me.”

and he goes “i wanna treat you right.” and kinda shrugs himself off like “but idk lol”

and you’re like “do you want me to teach you how to cook?”

so he learns from you and he’s the best listener and always asks really good questions

but he never seems to get it??

it doesn’t stick

but he really loves cooking with you, like it becomes his favorite thing to do

even tho he isn’t good at it

and then one day??

you come home from an okay day, not the best day though

it could’ve been better but hell, it could’ve been a lot worse

and seungjoon is kinda rushing around, a few really good-smelling dishes on the table, sort of arranged and set for two people

and you’re like “???” but you don’t say anything because he seems to be ??? cooking??? and like ?? really ??????well??

and he doesn’t notice you lol

until he puts the dish that he was working on , on the table

and he looks up at you on accident

for like

one milisecond

like probably looking at the door

and he’s like “shitfuckfuckshitfuckfufkcufkcuk” like ur gonna be home soon

his face is down for a full two seconds before his eyes widen and he looks up

“uhhh...hi (y/n)”

“seungjoon???????”

“uhh...” he kinda blushes. “i’m sorry.”

“????? why are you sorry” because this is my imagination and in my imagination ??? makes a sound and you only put question marks before the question

and he just goes “you’re the best teacher and i’ve been pretendng to be garbage at cooking since the third time we had baking dates”

and you just kinda roll your eyes like “I KNEW IT”

and you have a rlly good dinner i love him

BUT IM RANTING AND IT’S ALMOST 2 AM!! helP

he DIES to go on vacation with you

he’s so cute he always calls it “vacation” when it’s spending two days visiting his mom even tho she doesn’t live two hours away from the dorms laksjdflkj

and when y’all go to jeju?? he’s always SO happy to call it vacation

that’s when he shortens it to “vaycay” tho

“vaycay with my bae”

he’s so cute :((

he loves taking pictures of you

and with you ofc

but sometimes you take pictures of him

like these (which inspired this entire stoned rant you’re currently reading)

and one second after that he grins so huge and his eyes disappear he’s so cute and he just goes “jagiyaaaa” all fake-pouty ((but he makes changyoon text you to ask for the pictures so that yoon sends them to him))

and you get so happy bc he’s so cute when he’s not looking at you and now you have those pictures of him for Yourself

but also partly because he never calls you jagi or jagiya its so cute

it’s so underrated for his voice, like

i don’t know what that means but i think i mean i want to hear him say it

and he never fucking says it and it’s just so much cuter when he never says it

~ absence makes the heart grow fonder ~ (listen i love this song i always have)

when you’re back at the hotel he’s back to calling you babe and dear and love and all his normal ones

but you wouldn’t trade it for anything

he snuggles into you, pretending to be upset

but you can feel his cheeks forming a smile into your stomach

look at this smile i love him so fucking much

if i got to see that when i first woke up in the morning,,,,,

god i’d have much better days

i feel like this is really long and i like it enough as i’m typing it((i am very high i am so sorry) but oh my god i just need more onf content i love him so much,, baby boy love angel blue baby perfect love ahH!H!HH!

#onf #mine #hp #txt #writing #onf fluff #seungjoon fluff #seungjun fluff #j-us fluff #jus fluff #fav #j-us scenario #jus scenario #jus #seungjoon scenario #seungjun scenario #onf scenario #uhh what else do i tag #ahh

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