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sweetsweetbumblebee · 1 year

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yesterday i had 0 restraint n so i trimmed my hair w scissors immediately after my friend said i should try 2 utilize some self control

#sfw #🍯#i just didnt like how long it was getting #so i Chopped it #only a lil bit tho

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selestialsprout · 10 months

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quick wip as i finish this uppp

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arundolyn · 1 month

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today i bring you aba stimming. tomorrow? who knows

#aba #paracelsus #guilty gear #guilty gear strive #crow.gif #guilty gif #i love her so bad. fucked up silly little girlthing #huge fan of her and her illness #just hanging around. being sillay #took way too long to notice her shirt is pants it made me giggle. just chopped up some shorts and went Yeah thats a shirt #50 notes in under 20 minutes. i see were all not okay here JFJSJJFX

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supernovajazzy-art · 2 months

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Death is temporary. I’ll love you forever. 🥀

This movie spoke to me and all the weird girls ❤️✨

#lisa frankenstein #lisa x creature #kathryn newton #Lisa Swallows #cole sprouse #lisa frankenstein creature #clip studio paint #digital art #artists on tumblr #my art #supernovajazzy-art #tw blood #i put my heart and soul into this 🩷✨ i had so much fun #chopping off a guys peepee for your trans bf is so romantic 🥹

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un-fathom · 2 months

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oblivion is game of the year, every year

(reads bottom to top)

#tes iv: oblivion #oblivion #tes #tes memes #the REAL story is that i smacked helvus cecia a few times and (because i am well liked in bruma) a townsperson came to my aid #the combat music went away so nobody was hostile to me but a guard gave helvus the ol' chop and he stopped being alive

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pizzat-i · 2 months

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something's a bit fishy about this man

#i've been loving the nautical theme adopted by a few of the hermits this season #anyways grian changed his skin halfway thru making this drawing so .#glad that's the one thing that's stayed consistent throughout my years of drawing him #grian #grian fanart #hermitcraft s10 #hermitcraft #my art #also if you told 2022 me that i'd be drawing grian with mutton chops i think i'd just stop functioning

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theoldkyokodied · 2 months

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It's always funny in sillydelphia or whatever. Sorry i can't concentrate on making a joke, there are women right in front of me (pointing at my own genderbend iasip drawings, sweating profusely)

#macdennis #fem macdennis #macden #iasip #it's always sunny in philadelphia #iasip genderbend #this goes out to the person who sent me an anonymus ask for posting the noir lesbian macden here too hope you have a great day :)#also shoutout to the person who shared that lesbian noir macden on their insta story with the caption:#'I THOUGHT THESE WERE BEAUTIFUL BUTCH LESBIANS. TURNS OUT ITS THOSE ASSHOLES FROM ITS ALWAYS SUNNY'#i think i cry-laughed at that when i saw it. im so sorry. they are beautiful butch lesbians in my lesbian head #anyway enjoy some screencap redraws! i'm doing friendly and encouraging karate chops in your direcion. Wha-pow!

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 1 year

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oh right, technically i sell t-shirts

i forgot about that

#holidays are coming up and it would make a terrible gift #that's the main selling point #anyways these exist and can be exchanged for legal tender #the cost is the listed price + the emotional expense of knowing that i am judging u #bc i am. i am judging u #why would u want this. why would u exchange currency for this #there are so many other things you could exchnage currency for instead #a grocery store shrimp platter for instance #with the nauseatingly red cocktail sauce that is SO much better than a t shirt any time #hmm chicken picatta at a local Italian Eatery perchance? i am. a big fan of anything picatta #oh oh i know! 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH OKRA #FOR THE COST OF THIS FRIVOLOUS T SHIRT U COULD INSTEAD PURCHASE 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH DELICIOUS OKRA #and then --hold on i have a recipe--and then what u do is #so it is basically sacrilege to suggest this but what u do is u skip the cornmeal entirely #my southern ancestors are shaking a wooden spoon at me right now but LISTEN. u skip. the gotdang. cornmeal #instead: wash chop and soak (for 10 min) the okra in a mixture of 1 egg to tblsp water #then coat in flour #THATS IT JUST FLOUR #No cornmeal. i am betraying my heritage rn but I'm RIGHT #coat in flour sprinkle liberally in S&P and FRY that suck in veg oil high heat #until crispy & brown & u hear your arteries clenching in apprehension #so. so yeah #that's what u should do instead of buying this shirt go fry the shit out of some okra #(but buy local and young & tender if u can bc the grocery store is full of old-and-therefore-super-stiff specimens #pro tip (aka grandma tip): if u can't chop okra smoothly with your normal cutting knife then it's too old and tough.#...i mean u probably CAN still fry the shit out of it I've certainly done that before it's just much less delicious #ANYWAY. anyway ANYWAY. shirt. okra. farmers market. that reminds me of a post i made back when we first started selling these dang shorts #shirts. shorts shorts. oh shit i should make a crop top option.#i. i don't Know How to make a crop top option #HUH . . . i need to lie down now and contemplate the constant and irreconcilable limitations of the human experience good night

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taxinealkaloids · 7 months

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two b-list sons of God and a second-rate resurrection

#tlt #my art #tower princes here pictured shortly after having chopped up a bunch of devil-infested civilians at antioch and burning the bits #which is a thing they did! crazy.#like...between htn and ntn ianthe and kiriona were just. bonding over committing war crimes in the name of imperialism i guess!#i think ppl forget sometimes that they weren't JUST on the mithraeum they were actually at antioch. idk how much they were actually on #the front lines but they were THERE roughing it in the military encampment or w/e. and gideon seemed to have #pretty firsthand knowledge of the devils and their specific disposal methods so. yeah i think she was doing some chopping and burning.#anyway the text in image 1 is the parable of the prodigal son #and image 2 is luke 9:22 (jesus foretells his death) and mark 16:6 (the resurrection)#imagine you practice ninth house religion and your iconography looks like this.

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hellspawnmotel · 7 months

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even after settling down, theyre pretty cautious.....

.......it doesnt last long

#princess tutu #princess tutu spoilers #ahiru #fakir #fakiru #art tag #my anime straight couple ever. nobody is doing it like them #anyway i know theres not a lot of reasons to think the 'confessing love = disappearing' rule still applies post-canon #but ahiru being human again necessitates that there are still reality-warping powers at work #and it's because of drosselmeyer that she was ever human in the first place so i can see them being nervous about it #also this is an aside but i picture after fakir writes ahiru back into a girl they kinda have to flee gold crown town #to avoid fakir getting his hands chopped up by cultists and everything yknow #they settle down somewhere else in the german countryside with a little village nearby and have a simple life #ahiru keeps practicing ballet and fakir keeps writing and theyre happy :)

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inkskinned · 7 months

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as we enter the start of a semester and the dreaded Hour of Making Friends us upon us... if ur ever at a loss for what to say in one of those weird social situations where you only vaguely-know people, one of my favorite questions to ask is "what is your favorite food crime." a food crime is like the food combination that you love that other people find revolting. press them to take it further than pineapple on pizza, that's rote. food crimes is a good topic that has many benefits as it turns out all people are degenerates and also it will give you some cool ideas to try out later in the privacy of your own degenerate kitchen

the other good thing to ask is "okay but has anyone here ever been someplace haunted" bc it turns out if you ask most people directly they don't believe in ghosts, but many people are like "oh yeah i lived in a haunted house. ghosts aren't real tho"

#my food crime is that i regularly make a “pasta and tuna” situation that has somehow gotten even more evil and degenerate over time.#it is a ''white wine reduction'' (it's just white wine and garlic powder & seasoning)#and tuna from a can.#and plain pasta.#if i have the spoons i will actually chop garlic for it but this tends to be my comfort food for a REALLY bad day #bc its super easy to make:#boil pasta. drain. put into bowl for later. into same pot u used for pasta.#put tuna (with oil/water from can). let fry a little for like 2-3 min. put in whatever amount of wine. season to taste.#the tuna will get a little crisp on it which is nice. important side note:#this began as a Bolognese sauce.#and one day i had to sub for tuna. i know. not ideal. i cried about it too.#somehow over time it is now its own little evil thing. i would never make someone else eat it. it is beautiful.#but yeah i don't even stir the pasta in afterwards i just slap pasta into serving bowl #slap this ''''''sauce'''''''' on top #molto bene #(i really can cook fairly well btw. this is a food crime. not a suggestion of skill or ability)#(i LOVE baking but when i cook for myself. the autism is obvious. bc i just don't understand the point of most of the steps)#(.... i can just eat the deli meat out of the bag. it is protein. i don't even have to like it. i just have to eat enough calories.)#(also i used to cook MUCH more before this apartment which is so small that i can stretch my arms out and overreach the counter length.)#(.... i'm 5.2. so.)

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sare11aa11eras · 2 months

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You walk into the Night’s Watch in 300 AC and THIS is the first thing you see, wyd?

#asoiaf #valyrianscrolls #my art #jon snow #mormont’s raven #ghost #it’s been so long since I did a stupid little doodle of jonny icicle <3 #(by crazy I mean will chop your head off and dreams of affecting massive political change in a dying institution)

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theethoslab · 2 months

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Absolutely losing my mind over Scar’s stream today

He was already talking to Etho while catching ocelots

Joel logs in and Scar immediately asks if Etho wants to go visit him

We get so many Etho lore crumbs (although he doesn’t fully confirm anything except having stubble and trying to get rid of 2 extra house generators)

They hang out for like 2 hours doing nothing hut chatting

Eventually Scar leaves but forgot that he left his ocelots at Etho’s because he was so excited about boat boys that he never brought them home

#ethoslab #goodtimeswithscar #smallishbeans #boat boys #hermitcraft #there was so much more as well and I already want to rewatch the streams bc ads kept trying to interrupt the lore #both joel and gem told etho they wanted a generator and he told them they had to pick it up but couldn’t tell them where #he also might live in the middle of nowhere off the grid and has to chop wood for electricity #he also may or may not have a phone but hinted at probably not #but somehow managed to get fast internet #to be clear none of what he said surprised me one bit #he also retold the same story of his voice being recognized so is that still the only time #i find it hard to believe but also he is probably the closest to an actual hermit irl of anyone on the server

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zarla-s · 2 months

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I've been playing a lot of Palworld lately, it's so addictive! It scratches a certain itch for me perfectly, haha. These are the three that have stood out to me so far, which probably doesn't come as a huge surprise.

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#palworld #maraith #cawgnito #swee #z art #i played an absurd amount of valheim so this came as no surprise to me #love doing big floaty jumps on my maraith like wheee #i keep forgetting its name so i'm like the thing... the weird looking thing... you know #me and mal have set up some neat bases #i love just watching em walk around and do stuff #carry things or chop trees or whatever #sometimes other ones steal swee's bed and we're like hey! get outta there!!#that's for swee!!

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bonetrousledbones · 4 months

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yeah ok i'll jump on that trend

#trousled arts #undertale #papyrus #silver the hedgehog #14 y/o hedgehog that tries very hard to kill someone based on a rumor & skeleton that will be so so nice to u after u chop his head off #one will hit you with an entire meteor and one will knock you unconscious and put you in a shed #i think they could hang out #this was gonna be part of that doodle dump i mentioned the other day but it was taking too long so here it is while it's still relevant lma #ive been on a big sketch-as-lineart kick lately if u cant tell

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taeiris · 10 months

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little hcs for @pinkeoni ‘s theory

considering one of the “leaks” for s5 are that apparently noah will use prosthetics playing will+ the left hand theory

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