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You've got three soulmates! Except, well you don't really WANT to meet them, considering they will probably really dislike a lot of things that you do. Like thievery. And other factors. So you run.
That is, until someone wants them dead.
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✨💋 REQUESTS CLOSED 💋✨
Requests are now closed!
Rules:
keep me in your heart. i don't mind multiple requests, esp if they're good, but know that the more requests i get the longer it takes me to get through all of them. i'm unfortunately not a writing machine.
give me kisses pls
i don't mind fetish material, but i have limits. if you like something really graphic, such as gas or scat fetishes, i'll have to pass it up. but 'softer' fetishes to do with body parts or sneezing or whatever is fine. i'm not into it but i'll do my best to write it. (don't make me the sneeze blog tho i stg)
nothing to do with minors and no incest pls. you can request like sideswipe / reader / sunstreaker or the like tho, as long as there's a reader insert to sandwich in there and it's not sibling on sibling thank.
i will write the dark shit you want to read but character death isn't my favorite and if it gets too graphic i may make it a readmore? but that's just bc i get nervous about how people will take it.
writing for ships isn't my favorite. a lot of popular ships do nothing for me bc i'm contrary 😤 let's keep it to mainly reader insert stuff.
i will probably, most often, in all likelihood make the reader gender neutral even if you specify afab or fem bc i'm genderfucked and i don't want all my writing to exclude me if i'm not a woman that day lol lmao. if you specify male reader i will write that. i stand with men. i will write you getting your ass blasted, king.
disregard if my writing includes the word cunt or pussy. im so porn-brained that i associate those words with ass, too.
i think that's it. you guys know how to act (i hope). don't disappoint your dog by acting out of pocket in my inbox.
pwaise??? fow me??? 👉👈🥺
I will write for:
Transformers (no live-action, michael bay dies by my hand)
Genshin Impact
Twisted Wonderland
G.I. Joe
Ultrakill
i've mostly cut down what I write for. you're free to offer different fandoms/stuff in my inbox, but these are the things i'm mainly always into and it's easy for me to get interested in. i'm sorry for my weeb shit.
Donation link:
this doesn't affect the rate at or order in which i complete requests, but i've run this blog so long that uuuh idk i decided that taking donations might be nice? i write for the pleasure of it and bc i'm a degenerate, and having others read my shit and love it is the greatest gift tbh! but i'm also just a dude who has like,,, responsibilities and shit. don't feel like you have to! i'll be filling requests for a long time, donations or not.
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Voltron: Legendary Defender
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Relationships: Keith/Shiro (Voltron), Keith & Shiro (Voltron)
Characters: Keith (Voltron), Shiro (Voltron)
Additional Tags: Beauty and the Beast AU, Red Riding Hood AU, it's a crossover, shiro is the beauty and the beast, keith is red riding hood and the big bad wolf, they're both cursed, AND GAY, let's just say keith has a kink for monster shiro, some gore towards the end but it's not like super graphic
Summary:
After being injured, Keith stumbles upon a castle in a strange forest. Seeking refuge inside, he quickly falls through a rotten floor and into the castle dungeon where he encounters a beautiful white beast. After being bitten and threatened, Keith succumbs to his wounds and is trapped in the castle by the strange monster. The revelation of a curse draws Keith's curiosity and he can't find it within himself to leave without answers.
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Hey i wrote another sheith one-shot that’s like 3k words long bc I’m fake and gay and I love Shiro
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Human liaison getting asked by the LL bots( who don't understand earth sarcasm )where something is, and the Liaison responds with 'up my ass'. So many different reactions...
Whirl straight-up picks you up and hold you upside down as he prods his claw at your ass. “You sure fleshy? Seems like a tight fit.”
You swear never to use sarcasm around bots, especially Whirl, never again.
#anon#I saw you send this to snurt#But I decided to answer#because this was hilarious chance to write about Whirl prodding liaison's ass#ask#Whirl#being whirl
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if emma had encountered lauren sniggle during the show would she have noticed anything... familiar?
I mean, technically she DID. Sniggly IS the Lauren Sniggle (and also best Sniggle besides Snurt, don't @ me). I imagine that Emma was too scared and caught-up with,,, being kidnapped to really notice any similarities. This isn't mentioned until the next chapter, but Paul and Emma were kidnapped at around noon-ish, and the show happened at around 5 PM. Emma definitely Noticed Things in that time, but the fact that Sniggly looks like her was Not one of those things. Sniggly probably gave her some weird, Knowing Looks, tho.
Actually, while I was writing the chapter itself, I was SO tempted to change Sniggly's "Oh, but what horrible language!" line into something like "For someone so pretty, she has very ugly language!". Y'know how in the Whispers in the Moonlight episode of Choose Our Destiny, Lauren plays a cop in one scene who says- in reference to another character she played in that episode: "She was one of those broads with the big, uh, kNoCkErS"? Same energy.
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[Part 1] B-But my thingsss is just either sleep, eat, having existensial crisis while doing nothing (esp during this lockdown), staring at my ceiling for hours, checking any Batarou content for hours too, or making super random hcs. So yeah, I'll do it anyway! It's already halfway done, btw✌ Also good chance to try how that submit button will work I'm honestly curious, too 😗 Lmao the teachers had already fed up for these 2 rascal kids, they're so done with all shoujo love drama between them 😂
[Part 2] I believe Bang will pester Garou by asking anything about Badd EVERYTIME like a nagging father. Bang: "When will you make Badd my son-in-law?", Garou: "I'M NOT EVEN GRADUATED FROM HIGHSCHOOL PLZ CHILL, OLDMAN!!". Zenko: "Ma, bigbro has a new bf. That's why he insisted to make extra lunchbox every morning", Badd: "Zenko NO-", Mom: "WHA-, BADD WHY YOU DIDN'T TELL MA, HUH?! NOW CALL YOUR BF HE MUST GOING TO DINNER WITH US TOMORROW". They adore Garou very much in the end. Good! 😆
[Part 3] It's OK to write our emotion out! Sometimes I also write comfortfic/sickfic when I'm depressed, depended my mood atm. But happy end always there, even it's in "twisted" way, huehehehe~ *suspicious evil laugh* 😈 When I make my OTP die: "oh no poor soul.. let me do it in a quick merciful way 😢😇". When I make my disliked charas die: "YASS SWEET PAINFUL DEATH TASTED SO GOOD, MMHMM.. NO MERCY FOR YOU OHOHOHO-- 💀😈" (and yesss plz talk more about your Batarou Hanahaki!AU 👀✨)
[Part 4] Aww THANK YOU, IRIS! I'm glad that you think I'm one of the best anon or I've provided good Batarou hcs this year, I feel honoured too tysm I LOVE YOU TOO aaaa-- 😭🙏💖💗💘💕💞💝🌸 (wha? I never joined any discord, only lurking around on tumblr as anon or ao3 as Little1993lamb lol 😜). Also, I'm glad that I could meet you in this fandom. Because what? TWOSET GANG!! SOUTH-EAST ASIAN GANG!! FELLOW BATAROU FANS!! YOOO~ WE (and the rest of fandom members) ARE AWESOME!! 🙌🙌
[Part 5] OMG I FORGOT TO MENTION, Temperans-sama made another DemonAngel Monster!Batarou again it's so magnificent I'm fangirling at it rn I'M CRYING I'M MELTIN-- *incoherence babling mess*. Lol sorry for that, but seriously plz checked on her newest art! Despite labeled as nsfw, there's no actual explicit content in it. Only implication, the rest is our imagination.. 😏 Badd's wings in the art, bro.. I can't stop looking at his soft fluffy wings. The lighting made him looked like HOLY BEING 😳✨
Me: Hm... Wonder if Dyan's replied yet
This 5-Part ask: hELLO THERE
Me: *literally startled enough to drop my phone*
Ah yes anyway, your things is indeed a big mood but don't you have like... Work, to do? I mean mine's just a mountain of assignments and schoolwork ( ;- ;)
wEll I guEsS NOt ¯\(°_o)/¯
It's halfway done? 👀👀👀👀👀 can't wait to reaaaad ugghhhdhdhdh and looks like the mystery of a post submission is gonna be solved soon wheeEEEEE
Okay but the teachers being So Done™ with the two of them is a big mood like who wouldn't be if they were probably the type to literally skip class just to escape school and hang out at the arcade or the manga store or sumn (*cough* Date *Corona*)
Also, your little convo of the typical teen and their s/o is PERFECT I CAN SEE IT HAPPENING 😂😂😂😂👌👌👌 Bang's just going "I want to see grandchildren before I die" and Garou just going "dAD NO—" AND BADD'S MOM GOING ALL "LET ME SEE MY FUTURE SON-IN-LAW *SCREECH*" and Badd just looking around at the shopping centre like "Mom.. Mom stop... Mom people are looking sTOP" because they would be at the grocery store looking for the ingredients to buy and his mom dragging him because she wants to know ALL about this charming young man that successfully charmed her hard-head of a son
And when they meet one another they just. CHARMED. CHARRRRMMMMEEDDDDDD YOU HEAR MEEEE
Garou's arrival would be like *steps into Badd's mom's view* *imaginary roses start appearing out of nowhere because he REALLY DRESSED UP for this* and his mom turning to Badd like "If you're not gonna marry him I will" and then Badd just proceeds to choke because this old woman wants to marry an 18 year old like no bro nooooo
And Badd would be just. Baby. He's baby enough that Bang would fuss over him so much that Badd accidentally snaps at him and Bang goes all "Oooooh feisty. You chose a great one, Sonny" and Badd has his back almost folded in half by how hard Bang smacked him and Garou just flusters and stutters amd is just overall Embarassed™ not for himself but for his 'Dad' whose making Badd a little overwhelmed at how he's acting
Idk man my teacher said writing with the ink called emotion's not good. Like the readers can see that you utterly despise or adore that character or situation. Which in my opinion is great, but I guess not
ヽ(｀⌒´)ノ
But yess killing off that one character you hate the most just gives you so much satisfaction that you just... Can't help but grin when you write out their death.
And Imma write up the Hanahaki AU in the reblog of this post... Soon. Cause I needa finish reading Azfa Hanani (my literature book) for tomorrow's quiz D': AND YES DYAN YOU DESERVE ALL THE LOVE FOR WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING RIGHT NOW I LOVE YOUUUUUU
*squints suspiciously* that wink looks very sus and even if you ARE in the discord gang, Fiji is the twosetter there and YES TWOSET GANG (wait a damn minute) ASEAN GANG AND BATAROU GANG WE COOL (EVERYONE TOO)
AND TEMPERANS-SAMA POSTED ANOTHER ART?! HDHDHDGSGGD OH NOOOOOO ITS NSFW I CANT LOOK AT THATTTTTTT I'M 15 (°ﾛ°٥) *snurt* Oh there's no explicit content? Oho okay~ AFTER FINISHING MY BOOK.
And BABBLE ON ALL YOU WANT DYAN
Temperans-sama's art is ✨magnifique✨ and is just simply on a whole other level. SO I TOTALLY GETCHU.
I WAS A WHOLE BABBLING MESS WHEN Y'ALL STARTED TO INTERACT WITH ME TOO MY FIRST WAS CAIN THEN EIR AND THEN YOU AND THEN THE DISCORD GANG AND I LOVE, APPRECIATE AND ADORE ALL OF YOU—
*clears throat* Excuse me. Anyways, since I'm a little restless today, my mind made another au but Azfa Hanani style and I can't wait to finish the story so I can just write a whole AU for my boys :')
So anyways when I've seen the art I will simply simp harder for them I see 👀 I am unprepared but then again just when are we, amirite?
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mrfunnybone
[* A photograph of six smiling people.]
((Oh. Oh, right in the feelings. Ouch, friend.))
(( Hi I’m Snurt and welcome to die. Winks! I try my best, hueheuh. All of these goobers have names and stories! I’d love to write about em some time. ))
#mrfunnybone#(( If you roleplay with yourself that's basically just writing fanfiction right...??))#(( the core is such a good source of OUCH i love it))#(( plus it hits all my coworker shenanigan buttons))#snailmun
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Happy Chapter 20!
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Whether it was because of a freak accident, or a purposeful explosion, or a last resort, Donatello finds himself inexplicably tied to a human. Sharing every single thought with another being was, to put it lightly, not pleasant. How are the two going to deal with their everyday struggles with this development?
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You witnessed a murder in the woods... Now you’re paranoid. A certain someone corners you after work.
#undertale au#undertale fanfic#mafia swap papyrus#mafia swap papyrus x reader#papyrus x reader#snurt writes#snurt archive
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You’re just about to close up your bakery when a skeleton appears. He looks pretty banged up, and it seems there’s some people after him. Shall you help?
#undertale au#undertale fanfic#mafia swapfell#mafia sf papyrus#mafia sf papyrus x reader#snurt writes#snurt archive
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Jungkook is in a fancy car when he meets you -a fancy car he doesn’t own. What will become of this blooming romance when the truth comes to light? Will the memories and laughter all be for naught?
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You were willing to do anything for your dear friend. Anything to make him happy.
And that terrifies him.
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