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affableidiot9 · 1 day

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Very h*rny headcanons on Genshin chars Prt 2

Tags: 18+ pleeeeease, reader gender not specified, (well, only in the end abt pregnancy)

Chars: Dr. Snek 🐍

• Baizhu can’t take you rough. He just can’t. You need to assist him in that. In fact, he loves when you guide him, wrapping your legs around his waist and teasingly rubbing your crotch against his. You love seeing him lose control, but to get there you gotta put lots, lots of effort. Baizhu won’t take you roughly until he is filled with horniness to the brim. He needs to be extra hot in order to fulfill this naughty wish of yours. To help him out and encourage him, you might rub him from behind while he sits at his desk, or you might go to the length of sucking him beneath it. Baizhu is quite sensitive to oral, so if you want him to really punish you, start from making a mess out of him instead. You will get what you deserve.

• Doctor likes to be ridden. Missionary is his number one, but oh, archons— the way your hips grind against him drives him insane. He can experience dry orgasm just by you humping him, and both of you will be satisfied.

• He is very embarrassed by this little whim of his, however he likes when you hand him during work. He makes sure Qiqi doesn’t guess a thing. But the way you’d hide beneath his desk and “play” with his pantysnake brings him so much satisfaction that his face goes red. He will probably never let you know, but he dreams of being touched by you during his working hours even if it is so inappropriate. Well, rules are made to be broken.

• Unlike Pantalone who doesn’t trust anyone to the fullest, even his s/o, Baizhu is ready to shift control into your hands. He adores to be taken by you, cause he knows you will impress his ass. He will guide and comment but mostly what you’ll hear from him are soft sighs, quiet whimpers and lots of “…Yes, right there… you’re so good at this.”

• Sometimes Baizhu has an “evil” side and something about you makes him tick. Naturally, he is in for kinky stuff. He will quietly chuckle “…Let it be a secret, darling. Don’t ruin my masterpiece” while he is tying you up thoroughly. He goes to his cupboard and grabs a bottle of finest warming lube, to provide you with unforgettable 40 minutes fingering / handjob, edging and keeping you in place as you squirm and cream. And when you say “What about you? I want to please you too”, he will tell you he already had three dry orgasms but never showed you.

• Baizhu is a silent moaner but mostly because he doesn’t want Qiqi or herbalist Gui to witness your personal bed fights. Sometimes not sure if he enjoyed it you will ask him whether or not he is satisfied with whichever you were doing. He will caress your cheek in deep surprise and reply “Of course I did! How could I not?”

• He loves quickies. He is a busy man so quick fuck is a life-saver. But even a quick orgasm becomes very pleasurable in the hands of this pharmacist. He is just too good for this world.

• Aphrodisiac !? - Baizhu prefers to not use this, however moods are fluctuating. You don’t mind a bit and he is happy to serve. One day he was too exhausted and mistook the capacity, so it became so stimulating to him he freaked out seeing himself overflowing with come. You were delighted, though!You lost count how many times he shot that day. And it was one of rare moments when he was actually loud. The next morning after a very passionate long-lasting night, to tell the truth, both of you could barely feel your legs and Baizhu was so clumsy he couldn’t find his eyeglasses.

• Protection! Everywhere and always. Baizhu likes taking precautions and not only it is hygienic and cleaner, he doesn’t want you to worry over pregnancy. After both of you haven’t seen each other due to business at work and Baizhu certainly wanted to pump every last drop for you to see how he wanted you, you can witness used condoms all over the room as evidence of your longing.

#baizhu #genshin smut #smut #genshin impact #baizhu x reader #genshin x reader

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ittybittyluci · 3 months

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WHY IS LUCI THE TUMBLR SEXYMAN?

- Took the entire Hazbin Hotel fandom by storm faster than you can say “magic-tastical back flippingrubber duck! Haha! That spits fire!”

- Obsessed with rubber ducks

- The best dad who loves his daughter so much

- Short King. Enough said.

- So many good nicknames: Short King, Apple Daddy, Duck Lord, Snek Boi

- Man wears a top hat to make himself look taller. I mean COME ON

- Neurodivergent coded

- Hella depressed (pun intended)

- Ultimate Rizz

- Quite literally an Angel (fallen but whatever)

- Hot asf demon form that he still manages to look adorable in

- Supportive father

- Protective father

- Most powerful being in all of Hell

- One-shot bitch slapped Adam into submission after a full minute of fucking around

- “Take that depression!”

- “Wap. Bap. Boom. Alakazam”

- This:

- And this:

- Andthisandthisandthisandthisandthis:

Oh, and finally, incase I haven’t convinced you

- This:

I rest my case

#hazbin hotel lucifer #i love luci #lucifer #hazbin spoilers #hazbin hotel #lucifer hazbin hotel #tumblr sexyman #nomination #you can’t tell me he’s not #he is #adorable #sexy #apple daddy #short king #duck lord #superstar #the MVP #my world #best dad

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celestiall0tus · 1 month

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I know this is a bit of a swap, but I wanna see your takes on Adrein’s canon unified forms in your take

Snek Noir and Chat Rabbit

Took a hot minute to get the other of these done, but I present both fusions for Chat Noir:

So, animals. @redtriangle had mentioned a ferret for Plagg and Sass and while I did agree, I wanted something a little more vicious and went with a polecat, which is in the ferret and weasel family.

As for Plagg and Fluff, Red had also mentioned a chinchilla, and while it would be cute (I guess) I wanted a different rodent, though would have been kinda funny to use a chinchilla rabbit breed. Anyway, I went with squirrel since it's a rodent, small, fluffy, and just as destructive as both cats and rabbits.

Now the tools. Polecat gets a guitar because I thought of Adam from Hazbin Hotel how his guitar has the lyre motif in it, and carried that over to polecat. Squirrel I didn't draw because it would still be an umbrella, but instead of the classic umbrella that Fluff has, it's a collapsible one you tend to see most people with.

Finally, powers and concepts. Squirrel is Revolution and his powers allows him to destroy points in history and in the future. Polecat's Oblivion concept comes from his powers allowing him to cause his target to forget what they were doing, losing out on whatever chance they were taking.

#miraculous #miraculous ladybug #miraculoustalesofladybugandcatnoir #miraculous au #au #alternate universe #fanart #miraculous fanart #digital art #design #adrien agreste #fusion #snake miraculous #rabbit miraculous #black cat miraculous #bloody bug au

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fisheito · 18 days

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how would you eat/cook each nukani character

oh noooooooooo (holds my face in great contemplative agony) u can't do this to me

Eiden: oh mein gotTtTtt getting my hands on eiden would be like receiving an entire cart of summer fresh-from-farm produce. or an entire cow carcass . i would have SO MANY PARTS and SO MANY WAYS to prepare him and every part of him would taste delicious in its own way. there's no way i can ONLY cook eiden one way. i'd have to put him thru every process possible (true to his versatility). i thought about spitroasting him (for the joke) but that's too much eiden for one method. i need to covet him like the king tuna at the fish market as i take him apart piece by piece look. i am frying him like egg for a fast breakfast. i am meticulously grinding him to a paste in a traditional mortar and pestle. i am using him as pesto AND as dipping sauce. i will dehydrate him and drink him as tea. he will be roasted . braised. devoured raw in ceviche. i'll infuse him with vinegars! syrups! oils!! is there a way to make a sourdough starter but it's eidough starter so i can just keep him on my shelf and feed him every day and pass him down for generations? i want eiden for every meal of the day prepared 1000 ways

Aster: would aster taste like blood or the absence of it? hmmmm..... i guess it depends on when he feeds! maybe if i bite into him after a feeding session, he'll burst like a cherry tomato. but otherwise i feel like giving aster the sashimi treatment. put him all fancy on the plate with some garnishes after i treat him with a light citrus wash or smth. a fresh cool flavour!! i'm tempted to make some sort of beverage out of him. dilute him into a fancy mocktail of strange spirits and woody spices. aster juice?!?! looks like pink wine???! i have to treat this one like i'm spoiling him with gifts. he'll probably end up on the artisanal charcuterie board with the fusion jams and marmalades...

Morvay: i feel like he would have a very...particular aroma. he eats a very specialised diet so of everyone in the clan, he has to follow "you are what you eat", right?? my first instinct for some reason is to cure him. like, turn him into prosciutto. if he's gonna have a funky smell, might as well turn up the salt and cure him. tie him up and lock him in the carefully controlled environment of the curing basement. dark... surrounded by other meatbags... slap him around every now and then. slice him up thin and put him on that fancy cheese board with a bunch of other strong smelling foods. slurp him down him with a glass of astringent aster juice to balance out the richness of the morv

Yakumo: soup. he's getting souped. it's only right. might split him half and half into one soup and one stew. maybe the soup will just be a concentrated essence of snek-style broth. like a clear, warming bowl of pho that is DISTILLED YAKUMO and doesn't need much else besides some fave spices to accompany the flavour. as for the stew? i just straight up like stew and it can be so nutritionally complete. so he's going in the classic comfort stew. chunks of yakumo and seasonal vegetables simmered to make a thick hearty pot of glorp. maybe add some alcohol to it if i want to live dangerously. he will sustain me for days to come. anything that i do not turn into soup? i'm going to steam him. a mild little parcel of wrapped yakumo, gently steamed for a hot minute. yakumo tastes best to me when a little wet.

Edmond: to honour his thick sugary ass, i have to turn edmond into some sorta dessert. turn the defrosted ice queen into ice cream? now i could just put edmond in a pot and reduce him until he turns into a syrup but then i would waste all the extra good bits that make up edomon. u need the tsun with the dere and reducing him to pure dere is NOT balanced. he can withstand quite a bit of punishment so maybe i'll whip him up like a custard (by hand FIRST. if that's not strong enough, i'll use an electric hand mixer). turn him into an earl grey creme brulee where u can set him on fire then smack that caramelised crust before spooning out the goopy insides.

Olivine: i feel like i'd wanna enjoy olivine in his least processed form. just enjoy the pure marbled goodness of well-exercised, tender oli. so why not a steak? medium rare to rare? just a little pan-sear and we can chew on him all we want. (i considered searing on a grill, but it's easier around here to get a pan instead of a grill. and oli is all about being accessible to the greatest number of people.) on the other hand, that might not honour oli's nature. he, too, can stand up to a lot of punishment. he might even like it. so part of him can be the relatively unprocessed slab and the other can be a cutlet. that way i can beat him with a hammer, dredge and bread him, then toss him into the deep fryer. to be served with a variety of heavy or creamy sauces.

Quincy: this man is OLD and TOUGH and he probably tastes like every bit of wildlife in the forest combined. then again, he's also always sleeping so does that mean his meat is quite relaxed and i don't have to tenderise forever to be able to chew it? quincy probably eats the simplest diet (no processed microwave preservative type cocktails in here) so he'd be best appreciated in an equally simple dish?? i'd like to skewer him. make him bite-size and cook him over a campfire. alternating with simple salt vs. intricate dry rubs bc i'm not sure which i'd prefer. if he ends up being tough, i'll let him hang out in a savoury marinade for however many days he needs (do NOT make me put a pineapple in there, mister).

Kuya: i lied. **THIS** man is OLD and TOUGH and SINEWY and A BITCHASS to deal with and i bet if i cut him at *just slightly near the wrong spot* then some mystery sac of foul gunk will explode all over me like a punk'd prank. i will take any excuse during the cooking process to abuse this one. grate his rind to infuse in the sauce. mince him for the physical satisfaction then throw him into the blender anyway. toss him violently into a fiery wok and start saute-ing him with every other ingredient ever. i hope you get stabbed by a bunch of pointy carrots. i'll broil him as if he's not already crispy. and I BET at the end of all this work, i'll have somehow have messed up and made him inedible. skill issue. at this point i give up, toss the entire kuya into the pressure cooker, and turn him into stew.

G/Karu: i wanna toss them like a salad (i think they'll have fun with that). i could go the traditional way and make wolf jerky. bring it on the road for a durable snack! if i could somehow chop these two up and turn them into furikake, they could become my convenient, reliable flavour injector for a quick bowl of rice. it's tricky because there are two distinct flavours and they gotta be treated differently to bring out their full potential. but they're also inseparable. what do i do??? i might just put them into my party-type foods where flavours are supposed to mix and it's the wildness of the combos that make it all fun. he's going on the 12-topping pizza!! he's being melted onto the giant tray of nachos!!!

Blade: CAN I EAT THIS? WILL I DIE? WILL MY TEETH BREAK OFF? i have to debone him. i bet there are pointy bits hiding everywhere. get my special tools out and pluck at him for over an hour (i must be thorough). might just put him in the microwave (he'd probably enjoy that). i feel like essence of Blade would also do well as a bubbly drink. mix a simple edroid syrup with some club soda and some edible flowers to look pretty (low calories too!). if the legends are true and blade can adapt to any flavour, i might just turn him into a condiment or special spice mix. grind him to dust and put him in a nice glass container near my stove so i can add him to various foods (the weirder the combo, the better). keep the spirit of experimentation alive with Blade popcorn seasoning!!

Dante: i am gonna make him fragrant as hell. gonna smoke him over intricate spice combos or tea leaves and impart him with the most alluring lung-punchiest sniffs. i don't wanna be too harsh with him but i trust that he'll at least stand up to heat well. he'd probably complain about wasting time, but i'm not rushing the process. u will sit in the smoker and steadily break down over time. maybe after the smoke, i can tuck the odds and ends into a savoury saucy pie. bake him for an hour surrounded by a flaky buttery crust? i might also experiment with some fermentation, like a dante kimchi. i'm curious as to how he'd change flavours given time to age (and just relax for a bit, really).

Rei: i am pickling him. he's gonna become that sour salty lil accompaniment to every meal i have. he'll last forever and somehow never mould and no matter how long i leave him chillin in the fridge, when the time comes to put him on a bun, i know i can rely on him to not suddenly go limp. i still gotta be careful with him tho. can't just stick my fingers in the jar and introduce contaminants all the day because it IS possible to Spoil the Goods idk i just feel like i'd have to let him sit in SOME sort of marinade or brine. if i try to eat him raw i might turn 14 shades of purple before dissolving into radioactive bile

#this is something i never thought about until u brought it up #it felt like zizz pointing to this big button on my head like WHAT'S THIS?#and i respond: uhhm. i don't know. maybe you shouldnt-#zizz: presses the button #[a door on my skull swings open and my brain leaps out. landing on the floor with a wet florpch]#dude legit i was thinking about this for days #if you're wondering whether i was imagining real gore or just fun silly metaphorical cooking #it was oscillating between both. i can't tell where the mind theatre is right now. probably jumping between genres #last night i was tempted to erase my entire blurb for yakumo #and just go I WILL CONSUME HIM. ALIVE. RAW. I WILL VORE HIM STARTING FROM HIS FINGERs #then i slept on it and woke up with inhibition renewed so i left the blurb alone #the clan's all here!#asks

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is-the-snake-video-cute · 1 year

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Please give Bilbo a pat from me and the best to you and the sneks and cats and everyone else. I’m sorry he’s not feeling good tho:( hopefully the meds work quickly!!

Thank you (and a huge thanks to everyone else who also sent their well-wishes)!! Bilbo is fortunately feeling loads better today! He's still not quite back to his usual self and we're definitely going to have to miss his training class this week (which sucks, because he loves going to training class), and his appetite isn't anywhere close to what it usually is, but the anti-parasite drugs and anti-nausea medicine his vet gave us did work their wonders. He still feels a bit lousy but he's much closer to his usual self - he felt so awful yesterday it was a huge scare, so it's a massive relief that he already feels so much better.

As I type this, he's napping next to me with his lil tongue out.

Things weren't as lucky on the reptile side of things, though - we fortunately didn't lose power at my house or the venom lab, but it went out at the wildlife center. I wound up taking most of the reptiles home with me and moving the hot ones to the lab, which was a major hassle. I'll probably be slow on here for a few days as we coordinate keeping a few dozen reptiles warm and safe while we wait for things to come back online at the center.

#not a rating #blog update #bilbo the puppy #dogs

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neptuniadoesstuff · 2 months

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The King of Beauty & Violence, Adder himself!

(Yes he can keel you but doesn't want to bcs welp, he's lazy & a germiphobe)

& this is his Sigil.

So uh... Who da hecc is Adder? Welp Adder was a God OC I made for @stridesthroughashes on screb for their birfday. (But they were on a different acc during that time BUT WE DONT TALK ABOUT THAT-)

So uh... hab some info of him that I made up (with some extra stuff):

|| Name: Adder'Synn Malkovich or Adder | Nickname: King of Beauty & Violence | Gender: Male (Trans), He/Him | Personality: Narcissist & sadistic, has major anger problems & very lazy + is tired 24/7 | Pride: Gay | Height: ?? Ft tall | Species: Bloopmo/Human Hybrid (Formally), Primal God | Family: Tan'Tell (Adopted son) | Powers: Can turn into huge snek man when very angy ||

Now imma tell you his likes/dislikes.

Likes/Loves:

Wine (Dood's a wine addict-)

Charcuterie Boards

Prob hoomon flesh-

Fancy poultry

Nuts

Gold Possbly

Getting drunk & not doing anything

Hot men

His Overseer Isma (Isma is a OC of mine)

Ppl dying in his arena

Being a menace in the parties in GodHome in general

Dislikes/Hates:

Snails

Hugo & his Overseer, Peter

Paying bills

Gwin (Yeh I sorta made up a Roommate AU where these 2 lived with each other but Gwin keeps eating his frikin walls)

"Ugly Ppl"

Getting dirty

Vallah & the other Gods that exist in GodHome.

Rlly doing any task that is necessary. (Dood never sleeps)

Being told what to do by others

Slight Origin Story?

Adder was originally just a college student in a rich family, despite this he wasnt rlly.. stable.. Always attacking others when being told what to do thus is often was called a spoiled brat by the other students in the campus. He did have one friend though, his was Hugo, a boy who he knew since childhood.

But then... a certain incident to happen... While one day, there was a campus party & smtn just snapped in Adder, this of course was from the pressure of his father who rlly gave no friks for him at all.. Adder to RAMPAGE & kill any known target that was "in his way" but then he was shot.. by Hugo? His friend! But why? Bcs of what Adder did what was the thing that trigger Hugo to kill him...

Adder was then reborn as a Sinner in Wrath, despite being the first level it was very much a warzone there, despite that he actually enjoyed killing ppl... As it was a way he can FINALLY take out HIS ANGER on the ones who wronged him.. Maybe is that what Mom wanted?

Years later he rose up the ranks, essentially becoming a tyrant till he went into the rank... of a God, who needed to be redeemed when you're now a God? He didn't, and he now had what HE wanted... To be in control.. No more being told what to do by some puny mortals or "peasants". His kingdom grew extensively, becoming bigger & bigger. But since it "was" still TECHNICALLY a part of Wrath, he took some of its culture & gave it his own twist..

And this is how Adder came to be! (And yeh I kinda changed his origins a bit bcs him dying in Highskool felt weird & I feel very iffy with that tbh)

Thats all I have for him.

Name: King of Beauty & Violence Ref Sheet

Character: Adder'Synn Malkovich ( @stridesthroughashes )

Artist: ME

Program: IbisPaint x

Bubs' TOS: Plz don't repost/steal, trace, or recolor my art WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! If you do, I'll take yur femur and pelvis.. SO, DON'T THINK ABOUT IT! (The PNS on my Blog's pinned project clearly means "Please No Steal" plz follow that rule.) If you do post my art on anything like yur blog or somewhere else (With my permission) PEASE CREDIT ME!

#King of Beauty & Violence #Adder'Synn Malkovich #Adder #God OC #OC #RoTG #Realm of The Gods #reference sheet #Ref #OC for a Fremb #N-Verse #NeptuniaDoesStuff #Art

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mlembug · 6 months

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On me

I'm an adult.

Cohost. Twitter. GitHub. My blog. NSFW tumblr sideblog.

On gender manga

The most up to date list of gender-y manga recommendations is here. I will update this link to point to the reblog that contains the latest update.

On the Magical Translators scanlation group

The new releases are announced in the "magical translators releases" tag, and also on the Discord server of the group. You can also use a RSS feed reader for keeping up with releases, by pointing it to this address:

https://mahoushoujobu.com/read/other/rss/all

You can read the manga either on MangaDex or on the group's website. Prefer to avoid other websites than the two listed for reasons of quality.

I also frequently collaborate with ElPsyKongroo and Danke fürs Lesen, so check these groups out.

Tag guide (incomplete)

art reblog - self explanatory

dystopian society - annoyances, tragedies and negative aspects of the 21st century real world

capitalist hellhole - same but direct consequences of capitalism

meow / woof / quack / snek - posts featuring, respectively: cats, dogs, ducks, snakes

force fem / forced feminization - posts pertaining to the forced feminization kink, all posts are tagged as both

magical translators - for announcements related to the scanlation group

magical translators releases - subset of the tag above: new chapter releases only

usamerica / ju-key / poland - posts relevant to USA, UK or Poland respectively

linguistics - language matters

trans lore - past signs of me being trans

trans lore of other people - same but of other people than me

mangaposting - pasting manga pages or crops for memetic purposes (usually trans related)

transfem headcanon - headcanons of fictional characters as trans women

autism - autism related posts

redoing memes with better typesetting - me taking an existing meme with an obvious edit and redoing it by finding the original font and making it consistent, or replacing questionable typesetting choices

not available in my area - collecting occurrence of every hot sale/freely distributed media I see here that happens to be geoblocked in Poland

correction for an earlier post - errata for stuff that I reblogged earlier but was misinformation or just straight up wrong

lol / funny / hilarious - funny posts, rated on the degree to how much funny they are

demand drm-free media - DRM sucks and will eventually result in you losing your collection.

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miss-tc-nova · 8 months

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Naga Pet in Winter - Jamil

Been thinking about the twst pet!au created by glass cage of emotion 12 (now deactivated but you may find remnants of their writing) which is also based on the pet!au made by twst-drabbles.

Also, I just needed to write something fun. It's been a while.

So have a pet!au Jamil who can't handle the cold.

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Your poor pet does not handle winter all that well.

As a naga, Jamil is all about that warmth and while he’s not entirely cold-blooded, he doesn’t generate enough body heat himself to endure freezing temps.

You can always tell when the weather is getting a bit too cold for him by the sluggishness that possesses him.

The typically-productive pet suddenly takes longer to complete his usual tasks, he forgoes the hobbies he enjoys, and he definitely takes longer to get out of bed in the morning.

If he usually runs errands with you, he’ll be less likely to volunteer to join you, preferring to remain in the shelter of your own home.

Don’t even ask him to participate in any snow shenanigans. Might end up in a vet visit otherwise.

Still, he’ll try to resist any pity you may give him. He says he’s fine and will still try to do the things you ask, so you better just take the initiative.

Around the house, creating warm spaces is essential. Space heaters, heat pads, and hot water bottles will go a long way to making this snek boi happy.

Wrapping him in blankets is also a good defense against the cold. As a bonus, he’ll also be a defenseless burrito ripe for cuddling.

Alternatively, be under the covers with him and he’ll be beyond ecstatic to share your body heat. He’ll try to contain the happiness, but you can feel it in the strength of his arms around you.

Once he’s all roasty-toasty, Jamil can easily be lulled into relaxing. He’s usually such a busy body—trying so hard to keep you happy—that seeing a pleasant little snek-cocoon sitting on the sofa is such a sweet sight.

If you ever wanted to play dress up with your pet, good news! You need to make sure he is layered when going out.

Usually he enjoys the casual layers. Give that boy a tank top under a long-sleeve shirt under a sweater under a hoodie. Maybe more if necessary.

On the other hand, he’s not opposed to some fancier layers. Dress him up with a button up shirt, a nice coat, and a scarf and he’ll feel some pride in his looks as long as he’s warm.

If, for any reason, you don’t have the space heaters and heat pads or you’re in a rush to get out the door and he’s not ready, fear not! For naga pets have not only the human and naga forms, but also, the snake form.

They’re actually one of the few pets that have more than two forms.

Jamil is quite portable as a snake.

He’ll coil in your lap, maybe hang out in the pocket of your hoodie.

He’d never admit he’d enjoy one of those cat hoodies with the pocket to carry cats around in.

But he wouldn’t say no if it’s just around the house.

Jamil’s favorite place to absorb heat though is around your neck.

Hiding beneath your jackets and scarves or your hair if it’s long enough, he hoards the heat you radiate like a dragon with treasure.

And he feels closer to you, sometimes pressing the top of his scaly head against your cheek.

Long walks like this are ill-advised though. He may be a snake, but he’s still a big snake and that weight around your neck isn’t great long term.

Also, let him sleep here at your own risk. This is one of the few times that Jamil will willfully resist any orders. This is his favorite spot. You may have to resort to physically removing him.

Beware the pouting afterwards though.

All-in-all, Jamil becomes an easy target for teasing when the weather cools, but he’s so cute while doing it. He’s normally happy to spend time cuddling, but expect a bit of clinginess in winter. He needs that warmth.

#twst pet!au #jamil viper

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2af-afterdark · 4 months

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Snek MC wishes everyone a safe and Happy New Year!

And hopefully a “safe” year in hell to take care of all the hot demons!

🦩

#❖ 🦩 anon #love letters ❤️#the adventures of snek mc

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the-chaotic-snek · 8 months

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Punk is...

Punk is hope for the future

Punk is being angry that corporations are shit

Punk is fighting for what's right

Punk is knowing that we, the people have power over these "Uncontrollable things"

Punk is REFUSING to believe that the world "is"

the way it is

Punk is meaningful, Punk (as a sub-culture) is political

#I know that these post arent what I usually post but this needs to be said #And yes punk is political becuase that how it was formed #You can have the punk aesthetic and not the political values #But you cant be punk and be Homophobic #and you cant be a bigot #Punk #punk rap #punk subculture #alt #alternative #alternative subcultures #hopepunk #politics #rebellion #anti capitalism #snek's hot takes

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fairytail-whathesays · 6 months

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Could I ask for some StingxLaxus or StingxCobra sfw/nsfw headcanons?

You absolutely can.

We're gonna start with Sting x Laxus but just know the exact point where these two ships are identical is that Sting could be talking, rambling on about something holy this, holy that about his powers, and Laxus or Cobra--interchangeably--would interrupt with "have you ever fucked in a church?" deliberately to just throw him off his rhythm. They're pests like that.

Actually I lied, there's one other area in which Laxus and Cobra have identical reactions:

Sting: [telling about how he Literally Killed A Man i.e. that time he put a hole in Jiemma's chest] Laxus/Cobra: [thinking 'that's hot' to themselves]

Sfw:

Sting encourages the worst of Laxus' dress sense. All of the sensible clothes he's been wearing since Fantasia? Gone. Suddenly leopard print is back in style and everyone groans when they realize why.

Laxus' ascension as guild master comes after someone (Makarov) notices him and Sting chatting about problems Sting is having in that position, and Laxus unexpectedly having good advice to give him.

Sting is a respected patron at all the best gay clubs. Laxus is actually kind of impressed at the places he's got access to.

Sting is technically a part of Sabertooth's S-Class, and frequently takes jobs as such. Laxus' protective mode kicks in when he learns of this and he often has to be deterred from interfering.

Sting often introduces Cobra with a variety of adjectives that are painfully on the nose. "This is my venomous boyfriend, he bites." "This is my ex-felon boyfriend, he's aggressive."

Sting is unused to loving someone like Cobra, who shuns affection. Even Laxus and Gajeel, by comparison, are easier to show affection to and have it well-received, whereas Cobra will actively deter it if he can. It's a difficult time, because when Sting is in a romantic relationship, he channels [BOYFRIEND]ness and he emphatically wants the world to know he is that person's boyfriend.

He learns very quickly how to recognize a specific kind of smile on Cobra's face when the latter is about to cause trouble, and is often torn about whether to assist him with it or stop him.

Sting is a subject of (gentle) bullying by his snek boyfriend constantly. It's just how Cobra is.

Also, let's just get it out of the way for all future NS/FW sting-related endeavors: yes, he can power up by eating [REDACTED]. He does not, but he can.

Sting x Laxus:

The first thing you need to understand is that Sting and Natsu are very alike in that they are 50/50 verse until in close proximity to Laxus and then their bottom brain is like:

Which is not to say that Laxus won't bottom for them, just that he's very good at topping in general. He has this effect on people.

Here's the song that plays in my head conceptualizing them.

Unlike other potential romantic options for Laxus, Sting is a bit of an attention whore, and will instigate public makeout sessions with Laxus. What's Laxus gonna do, rebuff him? No. Bystanders can deal or gtfo.

Their phones are a constant back and forth of horny selfies sent to one another. Sting will casually look at nudes in guildmaster's meetings. Even Makarov (who is horrified) has more shame than him.

Very enthusiastic about 69ing.

Sting x Cobra:

This is where a lot of the tension actually comes from because Cobra is Mistrusting and Doesn't Like Being Touched whereas Sting is used to dating people he probably had sex with before asking them out, he's very sexually active. Sting finally complains one day only for Cobra to drag him to a bedroom or other secluded area and literally fuck the stupid out of him. Sting got enrolled in college that day, he was dicked so thoroughly.

Cobra, breathing raggedly and still annoyed: so, still wanna fuck me after all that? Sting, dreamily: Y e s Cobra: ???????

Cobra is a very very very jealous kind of boyfriend (actually more than a little insecure) but it just doesn't work with Sting, because Sting's too obvious about trying to rile him up. Tries using his "face card" to pay for drinks at the gay club and Cobra's just barely paying him attention. He knows Sting ain't interested in other dick.

Cobra was not actually kidding. He fucks Sting in a church at least once.

Speaking of, Cobra's and Sting's sex life doesn't really start to take off until Sting starts embracing his kinkier side. Cobra's not into bloodplay on a regular day, but it looks really good on Sting, so Sting occasionally gets treated to a good romp in the sheets if he comes home bloody from a fight.

#sting eucliffe #fairy tail cobra #cobra fairy tail #cobra | erik #shipping

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natethehydra · 8 months

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Hot Take: Boa Sandersonia is more attractive than her sister, Boa Hancock.

That is to say I am also attracted to Boa, I just find Sandersonia to be that much more attractive.

(Also her swooning over Luffy is just AWWW)

I just don’t know how to describe it; SNEK WAIFU. SHE CAN TRANSFORM INTO A GIANT SNEK. SHE HAS SUCH BEAUTIFUL HAIR, AND I JUST WANNA HOLD HER OR BE HELD BY HER!!!!

(also I wanna massacre and glass the entire land of the celestial dragons for what they did to not only the Boa Sisters, but thousands upon thousands of other innocent people.)

THERE ARE SO MANY AMAZING SNEK WAIFUS!!!!!

SNEK!

Thank you for coming to my simp post❤️

#snekwaifu #cute snek #lamia #monster musume miia #monmusu #one piece Sandersonia #boa sandersonia #boa hancock #monster girl doctor #simping

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whatdoyoumeanitsnotcanon · 2 years

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'Cause self-care is the best care. In honor of my Self-care Sundays, I wanted to post a list of headcanon for some of our faves. Without further ado:

Before his little Tarnished swept him off his feet, self-care was virtually nonexistent to Morgott. Of course, he did the basic necessities but... that was it. Now it's aromatherapy baths, scalp massages (my headcanon is that, because of the horns, Morgott is quite tender-headed), and trims for that wavy mane of his. He's noticed a vast improvement in the way his skin and hair feel. The soles of his feet are another matter entirely.

Aside from his wings (because other headcanon I've seen touched on them), Mogh's self-care routine is... simple, really. Just pamper him. By pamper, I really mean shower him in praise and affection. Sit in his lap and play with his horn goatee. File those nails down. Get him a nice golden trinket to complement his robes. He'd also find it endearing if you clean the area around the horn that goes into his eye.

Godfrey's self-care routine involves soaking in a scalding hot bath and having a pitcher of warm ale afterward. He loved it when Marika would brush and braid his beard and hair after a long, nice wash. She, too, used oils to keep the hair soft and moisturized. That also explains why his beard game is on point.

Radagon LOVES self-care routines. For him, sound body = sound mind. In fact, he was the one who introduced Rennala (since she's such a busy body) to the joys of self-care. They dedicated one day per month to simply relaxing, nourishing their bodies and minds, and being in each other's presence. Radagon (and Marika by extension) is also big on skin-care. He was known for having quite nice skin. He may or may not up the ante on self-care as a coping mechanism and in remembrance of Rennala after marrying Marika.

Before becoming a snek, Rykard was very much into personal upkeep. Everything was always in pristine condition. He especially loved manicures. Rykard's nails were always immaculately trimmed and his hands were soft. Tanith loved to hold his hands or play with his fingers.

Radahn's routine is a mixture of Godfrey's and Radagon's. Man enjoys a nice hot bath, hair treatments, and a goblet of the finest cold ale. And a face mask. That red mane is PERFECT, okay? No split ends in SIGHT. He also personally sees to Leonard's upkeep, too.

Ranni loved to brush her hair. And usually got Blaidd to massage her scalp because he's good like that.

Due to the nature of his work, Varré's wind-down time is practically non-existent. He keeps himself clean, though. For his significant other, the best way to take care of him is a nice full-body massage because the man is TENSE.

Blaidd doesn't have one. That's where his significant other comes in. So brushing his fur, putting oils on his hands and feet because they're callused, boops and scritches (especially behind his ears), yeah... you'd have a ride-or-die for life.

Godrick's too paranoid to have one. He needs one IMMEDIATELY.

Maliketh's is similar to Blaidd's. Brush that luxurious mane, brush his tail, and give boops and scritches. You got a (lowkey) cuddle bug for life.

#elden crack.#crackcanon.#elden ring #morgott the omen king #mohg lord of blood #lunar princess ranni #starscourge radahn #radagon of the golden order #white mask varre #maliketh the black blade #godfrey the first elden lord #godrick the grafted #rykard lord of blasphemy

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desiredcaramellatte · 2 years

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Got idea from reading your wonderful affogato hugs hc stuff...may I ask for snake fruit x reader hugs hcs? Like you did with affogato? They were so wholesome!

YESS I LOVE THIS BAB SO MUCH THEY CAN STEAL MY WORLD WHENEVER THEY WANT USBDUEBHF

Just realized Snake Fruit and Affogato are practically the same. Hot little manipulative sidekicks widjeirnwif

Maybe I do have a type

And tysm! I enjoyed writing those so much and my excitement for this snek baby is like- through the roof lol

Snake Fruit x Reader (hugs)!

~| Very clingy. You will not be able to escape them. It was constrain you in place and rub it's head over your shoulder. If you return their 'hug', it will be very happy.

~| Occasionally, you'll feel their tongue flick out and rub against your cheek or jaw. It's more just teasing you than tasting you.

~| They love it when you kiss them anywhere, but their favorite would be just in front of their ears, below it's temple. It just melts into you then.

~| They'll give a small hiss-laugh every once in a while, mostly before kissing you or snuggling against you.

~| Sometimes it's pet/servant snakes will join in on the cuddles, and you'll have a bunch of little snakes wrapped around your arms, legs, and neck while the big one cuddles your middle. It's practically one big, loving, non-squeezing constriction.

~| Sadly, between having to take cake of Longan Dragon's entire palace and their plotting, you won't get much time to snuggle with this snek. You'll never get to cuddle if anyone is in the room either, Snake Fruit won't even allow you to touch them, especially if it's Longan.

~| They aren't into PDA, so you'll only get to cuddle in private. They won't give you any pet names either, it'll just use your name (in private it may use any nicknames you have, like a shorter version of your name).

~| Overall very good snuggles if you can handle their clinginess in private and distance in public. Would give snek headpats.

#cookie run #cookie run x reader #cookie run oven break #cookie run oven break x reader #snake fruit cookie #snake fruit x reader #hugs

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