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WHY IS LUCI THE TUMBLR SEXYMAN?
- Took the entire Hazbin Hotel fandom by storm faster than you can say “magic-tastical back flippingrubber duck! Haha! That spits fire!”
- Obsessed with rubber ducks
- The best dad who loves his daughter so much
- Short King. Enough said.
- So many good nicknames: Short King, Apple Daddy, Duck Lord, Snek Boi
- Man wears a top hat to make himself look taller. I mean COME ON
- Neurodivergent coded
- Hella depressed (pun intended)
- Ultimate Rizz
- Quite literally an Angel (fallen but whatever)
- Hot asf demon form that he still manages to look adorable in
- Supportive father
- Protective father
- Most powerful being in all of Hell
- One-shot bitch slapped Adam into submission after a full minute of fucking around
- “Take that depression!”
- “Wap. Bap. Boom. Alakazam”
- This:
- And this:
- Andthisandthisandthisandthisandthis:
Oh, and finally, incase I haven’t convinced you
- This:
I rest my case
#hazbin hotel lucifer#i love luci#lucifer#hazbin spoilers#hazbin hotel#lucifer hazbin hotel#tumblr sexyman#nomination#you can’t tell me he’s not#he is#adorable#sexy#apple daddy#short king#duck lord#superstar#the MVP#my world#best dad
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Sleeby guy
#he’s so sleeby#it’s true#you can’t tell me he’s not#art#sketch#the thief and the cobbler#procreate#tack the cobbler#ttatc#arabian knight#recobbled cut#sketchbook
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describing joel miller as ‘devilishly cunt’ for funsies 😁
#you can’t tell me he’s not#sometimes baby girl is a grown man#even as a lesbian i see the appeal#the only men i find hot are fictional 🤭#the last of us#tlou#joel miller
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sdv elliott was a theatre kid
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Buck taking grainy, zoomed-in pictures of every single helicopter he sees and sending them to Tommy like “dis u babe? 🥰”
#911 abc#bucktommy#they’re so cute together#you can’t tell me he wouldn’t#and it would make Tommy smile EVERY TIME#and then one time it WAS him so he just texts back ‘yeah’ and it makes bucks entire WEEK#evan buckley#tommy kinard
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Lucifer is so Michael Scott coded…..
#hazbin hotel#alastor#lucifer#alastor hazbin hotel#lucifer morningstar#my art#hazbin hotel fanart#he just kills me hes soooo stupid#I can’t wait to see their dynamic next season#tell me you can’t see Lucifer doing the WHERE ARE TURTLES scene#like he IS Michael Scott#1k
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If you follow my main you had to know this was coming… anyway. Enjoy these bloodweave doodles :)
#bloodweave#gale x astarion#astarion x gale#baldur's gate 3#bg3#baldurs gate more like baldurs gay amirite folks?#yeah sorry the themes of hunger abuse and power got to me. I’m not immune to thematically mirrors#I have so many thoughts about the it’s not even funny anymore#oh you mean to tell me that canonically gale would offer up his blood if asked and that astarion can’t even do that bc of the orb ??#tasteful irony that the guy who would want to help can’t do that bc of a mistake he made for love.#especially devastating for someone who measures his self worth in usefulness#oh they are so fucked up and they could understand each other in ways hardly reachable to others#once I start an origin run it’s over for you guys I will be so insufferable. even more than usual
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“I’ll save you the pain of watching your demon b die”
Lute thinks it is a mercy to die rather than see the one you care for most die.
Vaggie let Lute live.
Lute saw Adam die.
#fuckkkk#I’ll let you draw your own conclusions for their relationship but you can’t tell me it didn’t hit lute HARD when he died#and her dialogue?#sir sir ADAM#his name?#pour some salt in the wound why don’t you?#Vaggie is going to regret letting her live#and Charlie needs to watch her back#hazbin hotel#hazbin lute#hazbin adam#hazbin vaggie#vivziepop#hazbin spoilers#guitarspear
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my favorite part about the dsmp as it currently stands is that since the creators are done they’re over it you can just say whatever the fuck you want. there’s no possible future canon to dispute it. there’s no creator who’s going to step out of the woodworks because they’re not touching that again with a 30 foot pole. i can say the most insane bullshit never be proven wrong and i think that’s beautiful
#icarus speaks#this is about the things i have done to cpurpled. as always#what’s purpled gonna do? hm? you gonna tell me she DOESNT use however many fucking pronouns i’ve slapped on her?#hm? gonna tell me he isn’t the server’s top brony?#he couldn’t stop me when the server WAS running and by god he can’t fucking stop me now
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i’m so sick of writers who proudly proclaim that they don’t read and directors and actors and other filmmakers who smugly say that they rarely watch movies or any artist who acts like an audience is stupid for connecting with their work like what the fuck is wrong with you that you hold such contempt such derision for the art that you have chosen to make the art that so many people dream of the opportunity to make the art that brings meaning and connection to people’s lives it’s unbelievably disrespectful to both your audience and the art-form and if you can’t muster basic respect for either your art-form or your audience then kindly fuck off and do something else
#i hate how rare it is to have an actor be like ‘yeah i just really love movies and going to the movies it’s the best i love what i do’#to the point where when an actor or director IS like that people are like ‘wow what a freak…they’re faking it for attention’ like!! no!!#that’s what it’s SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE!! you WANT creators who are obsessed with their medium!!!#and what gets me about the people who don’t feel that way is the clear Pride they feel like they’re Better for not caring#that uk ya author adapting the odyssey and admitting that they’ve never read the odyssey or the iliad#that writer on twitter saying that telling writers to read is ableist#the russo brothers saying that the theatrical experience is elitist and auteurism should bow to the disney/netflix model#christain bale and any number of other actors who proudly announce that they don’t watch movies#sam levinson who talks about tv like it’s a long movie because he can’t hack it as a filmmaker like his dad but he doesn’t actually LIKE tv#like i get not wanting to consume your own work after it’s released unless it’s for research or self reflection purposes#but you do not exist or create in a vacuum and it’s SO disrespectful and arrogant to act like you do
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The world must know about french Chilchuck’s chuckles
#Dungeon meshi#chilchuck tims#delicious in dungeon#Gloutons et dragons#I love how once again the thing that gives him kicks is others’ misfortune. “I burned myself while making soup…” Chil: “😂🤪”#Let me tell you when I heard the second one my hand flew to clasp my mouth as my eyes sparkled all like 🥹 He sounds so happy…#I looked like that crying cat with a paw on its mouth meme#I can’t wait for there to be compilations of Chilchuck laughing at others in 4k with sound…#Chilchuck laugh compilation… I believe in the community it’ll happen
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Zuko, hungover: please tell me I’m imagining that I claimed I was the king of all the turtleducks
Sokka: I would, but then I’d be lying to the King of All Turtleducks
#turtleducklord strikes again!#you can’t tell me that Zuko isn’t the kind of drunk to just SOB over how cute things are#like turtleducks#or Druk#or Sokka - it’s how they get together#Zuko and Sokka are catching up and they get drunk and Zuko thinks he’s finally got enough courage to tell Sokka he likes him#so he starts waxing poetic about Sokka to his face#but actually#Zuko is very drunk#and he’s really just incoherently crying about how beautiful Sokka is and squishing his cheeks#still works tho#zukka#sokka#zuko#atla#avatar the last airbender#trashbending
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I’ll finish the rest up till next Sunday🌻✨
Have a great weekend :)
Part 2:
#supernatural#dean winchester#sam winchester#supernatural fanart#web comics#procreate#my art#illustration#digital art#beebox-illustrations#food challenge#you can’t tell me he wouldn’t have done it ever#castiel#being confused
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DP x DC: Puppy Love
Waiting for my friend in the emergency room(they’re fine, we’ll not fine obviously but not actively dying) so might as well write on my phone
So if there are two things I’m adamant about it’s that Alfred should still be alive and that DC SHOULD GIVE JASON BACK HIS DOG
For those poor souls that do not know, Jason had a dog name, and this is 100% true, Dog. Jason is canonically bad at naming things so he named his dog Dog. And the storyline between him and her is actually really touching. He rescued her from a dog fighting ring where she was used to bait dogs. Jason earned her trust showed her kindness and she loves him for it and it makes me emotional. GIVE JASON BACK HIS DOG YOU MONSTERS
She’s not dead just got written out by giving her to someone, but still, that man loves and pampers Dog, gave her an engraved nameplate and everything
But consider Cujo, the ghost of a dog being trained to be a guard dog, put to death long before his time wanting the thing that made him happy in life: his toy. Danny finds him, bonds with him and helps him get back the thing he loves most, and Cujo loves Danny for it.
A story as old as time, a boy and his dog, or in Danny’s case a boy and his ghost dog.
So imagine this: Danny moved to Gotham with Cujo and things are going great, except for one thing.
Cujo has a little crush
Now normally this wouldn’t be a problem, but Cujo is a ghost. Aka he can walk through walls. So when Cujo wants to visit his lady friend, he just bolts right through the wall, and leads Danny on a merry chase.
Meanwhile Jason is confused to come home to his penthouse only to find Dog cuddled up with a smaller green dog that isn’t Beast Boy. The other dog is friendly and gets along with Dog, but it’s driving him crazy wondering how he got in without tripping an alarm. Then there’s a knock on the door
Jason opens the door to find an out of breath guy about his age with black hair, blue eyes and windswept hair that might have been intentional if it hadn’t been for a few leaves stuck in it.
And that’s how Jason met Danny
Cut to this happening a few more times and then turns into organizing little “dates” for their dogs and the while falling slowly in love with each other romcom style
That’s right, this has been a romcom about two dog owners falling in love because their dogs are literally obsessed with each other
Bonus: Danny giving Cujo “the Talk”
Danny, wagging his finger: Don’t make a rosemary’s baby, understand?
Cujo: Bark
Danny: ... good.
#danny phantom#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#writing prompt#dpxdc#Jason’s Dog#Dog named Dog#dead on main#I just want a cute Danny and Jason plot about them falling in love while organizing doggy play dates#which turn into unintentional double dates#don’t you tell me Jason wouldn’t set up a lady and the tramp moment for them#serving Dog and Cujo a plate of dog safe spaghetti and meatballs#meanwhile Danny who can’t cook out on a fake mustache and is playing music for them#and Jason just looking up from the two dogs eating by candlelight and seeing how the light flickers across Danny’s face#and realizing he wants to kiss this ridiculous man
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thinking thoughts about Nanami with a high sex drive…
you’re coming home late from work one night to find kento already in bed, still clad in his button-up and khakis, tie hanging loosely around his neck, hair disheveled, barely able to keep his eyes open, but he’s trying for you.
smiling to yourself as you approach him, prepared to remove the tie, but he’s grabbing your wrist and pulling you on top of him before you can register what’s happened.
you’re confused at his actions until you feel his cock pressing against you from underneath his pants, painfully hard and begging to be released.
never being one to deny your lover, you waste little time in removing the clothes between the two of you and sinking down onto him, face flushing as he groans at the feeling of your walls wrapped around him.
you roll your hips languidly, content to take your time, but kento isn’t having it. he grabs your hips, bouncing you on his cock with ease, praise falling from his lips like honey; brown eyes swimming with adoration.
it doesn’t take long for you to tip over the edge, with Kento pulling you flush against him, swallowing your moans as you clench around him. he spills into you with your name on his lips, bodies remaining connected as the two of you come down.
within minutes, he’s almost asleep, peppering kisses across your face, murmuring apologies for not being able to stay awake—in that tired voice that makes you swoon.
in the morning, he’ll apologize again for being so “crass,” as he puts it; with breakfast waiting on the counter to sweeten the deal.
by the end of it, he’s bending you over the very same counter as his parting gift before the two of you go about your respective days.
he’ll bring your favorite flowers home that evening—as another apology.
#he’s so pent up you can’t tell me he isn’t like this#kento nanami smut#Kento x reader#Nanami smut#Nanami x reader#kento nanami my beloved#jjk#jjk smut#jujutsu kaisen#Nanami x you
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appreciation for the sheer melancholic fondness in wilson’s gaze at house during what he knows is the last normal interaction they’ll ever have; during the final comparatively trivial rant in which they don’t both have to pretend the world isn’t collapsing beneath their feet
#ITS SO FORLORN GODDAMNIT#it’s the way that he waited a few minutes just to savour the normalcy of it all#acting like his eyes aren’t glazed over as house jibes about hooker innuendos#rsl has to be a sociopath I swear because if this was ME acting out this shakespearen ahh tradgedy…. I would never recover#would literally have to move into the forest in order to contemplate the inevitability of all good things coming to an end#I’m juiced up if you can’t tell. and feeling TOTALLY normal about these fictional middle aged men.#house md#greg house#gregory house#hilson#james wilson#hatecrimes md#house/wilson#robert sean leonard
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