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The Salt Is Real
It's the frustrating position of liking certain parts of a series enough to stay but not being able to stay quiet about the parts you hate. Let's clear the fog, get a handle on our rage, and infuse some sense into this bullshit. Fairy Tail is the best kind of manga to look into--it's easy to break down, separate the gold from the garbage. Send an ask my way.
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So I'm working on this again.
The Runaways is a fanfiction laying out the story of how the Raijinshuu came together. Chapter 4, “Crisis” is now posted.
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There is no space where I am willing to be silent on this. The genocide of the Palestinian people and the ethnic cleansing being undertaken in Gaza must end, and Joe Biden must be held accountable as a war criminal.
Palestine, you will be free 🇵🇸
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I'll get to those asks (and my fics) soon, I promise. I'm just working on some projects.
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reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future
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hello! if it’s not a problem, can i ask for some headcanons of sting with a veeeryyy hot headed BF who’s also not a wizard? both sfw and nsfw if that’s okay :)
you’re very good at writing and i love how you portrait all the characters so well
Thank you!!!
Being a wizard and using magic is so normalized around Fiore and especially within Sabertooth that Sting's kind of surprised to meet a guy who doesn't have or use magic, let alone date one.
Hot-headed matches well with Sting, especially if they have that upbeat spark that he's got himself. You guys obviously started out arguing or competing against each other, maybe fighting, and you know how Sting loves to prove himself.
Granted, these traits do match up badly with the fact that Sting near-exclusively hangs out with wizards otherwise. Sting has just enough wherewithal to pull you back if you start trying to beef with Orga or Minerva or some shit, bc without the magic, u ain't Natsu and ain't gettin up if they clap you.
If you aren't a fan of wizards in general or don't keep up with wizard culture, then it ends up kind of refreshing for Sting. It probably tripped him up a bit at first, expecting you to know who he was, illustrious guildmaster of Sabertooth and all, and floored him to hear "who the fuck" back.
He's SO DISAPPOINTED AT FIRST like him boasting about killing dragons has never failed to earn a reaction but pretty soon he gets excited about showing you what being a wizard is like. It's even better if you uno reverse card him and drag him into whatever world you're coming from, be that non-magical guilds or just everyday life where people use electricity and shit.
You two probably met at a gay bar. Bonus points if you were the bartender. Double bonus points if you were the bouncer.
Since Sting is so eager to defend or just fight alongside his man, many fights you'd otherwise struggle with get one-shotted. Which probably irritated you after a while and he was asked to back off. He sulked about it for a week.
Unless you are yourself a high earner by some fashion, odds are Sting is richer than you by a good margin. He is a pretty capable wizard who regularly goes on difficult and high-paying missions, so the good news about that is you get treated often. Anything you want, you get without a second thought, you're pretty spoiled.
Rogue vanishes the second you appear, not because he doesn't like you, but because your energy and Sting's energy put together makes him need a nap very badly.
Sting does his best to hype you up the way he would any boyfriend, and he's good at it, only he sometimes lets people think you're a wizard for the fun of it. He's had a lot of fun lying to people about what kind of magic you use and how it can make people's heads explode or other outlandish tales.
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There are two possible outcomes here: One, you put your money where your mouth is and get Sting in Slut Mode pretty easily with that surefire aggro attitude of yours...or Sting discovers your bark is worse than your bite and you get a free domming out of your man.
The 69ing. Good looooooord the 69ing. Y'all be makin' each other dizzy.
Sting's filter is only half what yours will be. If you talk about sex lightly, then he's gonna be ready to brag to everyone around him how good you are in bed. If he's not too hoarse to speak.
So many nudes. You get new snaps daily, always after some attention, because you know he loves that attention.
Sting hates getting dressed after the fact so be prepared to see him walk around in the buff once he's got his breath back.
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Damn if you’re doing x reader asks then I can’t help but beg for a Cobra x fem!reader for ya girl’s birthday
Happy birthday! I can absolutely do that!
We're gonna do two different versions of this for pre- and post-Nirvana incident, since those are two really different types of boyfriend.
Nirvana Incident Cobra:
Cobra is laid back and fairly easygoing, not to mention cocky, but don't get it twisted: He's a part of the Oracion Seis, not to mention the Balam Alliance. He is one of the most dangerous dark wizards out there and he doesn't abide weaklings. If you're not the type to flex some serious magic, then you're probably really smart or intimidating in a different area.
Alternatively, you can be as passive as you please, if Cubellios likes you. Clicking with the giant snake is an immediate pass to getting Cobra's positive attention. Getting along with Cubellios is going to be a requirement either way, so you'd better have nerves enough to be around an animal like that.
It is almost certainly a long-distance relationship. Unlike the other two heads of the Balam Alliance, there are no underlings attached to the Oracion Seis--it's just the six of them. No one, even their sub-guilds in their employ, is permitted to travel with them and know their movements--hell, he probably hasn't even told you he's in a guild. So Cobra will only see you every so often--but when he has the chance, he takes the time out to come find you and spend time with you.
You'll get used to being picked on fairly light-heartedly. It's Cobra's personality, he likes to gently bully people he enjoys being around. It never goes beyond light teasing, promise.
Long-distance admittedly makes Cobra a bit softer than he might be if you were consistently around. When he finds you out of the blue one day, you'll usually find something unique or rare pressed into your hand--souvenirs collected from his travels or fights, just to make sure you don't forget about him and have something from him around while he's gone. His ability to hear thoughts comes in handy here, because he'll frequently show up with something he heard that you needed or wanted but didn't say.
He's an attention whore. He likes feeling cool, he likes feeling like you're ecstatic to see him, he likes feeling like you're into him. That cocky grin being fed is a very good way to make him like you.
Please talk about snakes with him. Yeah, yeah, we joke, but Cobra really does know a lot of snake material and enjoys studying them and chatting about them.
Cobra touches you a lot. He's always got an arm around your waist, if you're walking next to him, or fingers brushing through your hair. It's never too intimate--he doesn't like holding hands, or hugging, he just likes to have little moments where he's touching for the sensation of it.
Cobra is also jealous as hell. He very much enjoys the idea of other people being jealous just seeing you with him, but he also turns on a dime and gets cold if a guy or even a girl tries to put the moves on you. Cobra will casually chokeslam a dude that's getting too friendly with his girl, especially if he's causing her any distress.
Cobra will take notice of small changes or accessories, like earrings or hair pins or if you did a cool pattern with your nails that day, and will often compliment them. He's not exactly in touch with his feminine side, but he knows how to interact with yours.
He has a thing for a girl in tube top or tank top. Don't ask me why, he just does. Something about women's shoulders and arms being free. High heels? Only if they double as murder weapons.
Post-Nirvana Incident Cobra:
It's....rough.
Getting together with Cobra is difficult; if you didn't know each other beforehand, he's not exactly looking for a relationship, and even if you were 'his girl' before he got arrested, odds are you were not permitted to see him in prison and he didn't presume that anyone was going to wait 7 years for him.
Insecurities and jealousy and bad control of his emotions runs rampant. He's ill-tempered, generally unhappy, and requires a lot of patience.
Cobra responds much worse to "pretty" now than he used to; he does not like the idea of dating someone who looks put-together and fashionable. On the bright side, you don't have to curl or straighten your hair or have nice clothes. In fact, unkempt or dirtied-up, especially from fighting, goes over much better with him.
Don't try to heal him. Cobra does not want to be better or fixed and "I can fix him" will emphatically make him respond by being worse. Gentleness is welcome, practically necessary given he's like a wounded animal and a snake poised to strike at all times should anything get too close, but he will resent the idea that the things he feels--anger, resentment, loss--are problems he needs fixed.
You have to be comfortable with silence. Cobra hears so much already, he often doesn't feel like adding to the noise with his own voice or anyone else's.
Touching him often results in distance, with him jerking away or actively avoiding it. Every once in a while, though, the old Cobra shines through just a bit, and sometimes--usually when he silently feels like he'll die if he doesn't have someone nearby--he'll pull you into his arms.
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S*x is rough. That's one thing that doesn't change inbetween time periods--Cobra f/cks to make a point. The more claw marks you leave on his back, the prouder of it he is.
Post-Nirvana, intimacy is at an all time low. He doesn't even kiss you unless he's trying to f/ck you, and sometimes not even then. However, if he can work enough energy out and get tired, you may get some sleepy cuddles out of him after the act.
Cobra rarely gets fully naked, as he's somewhat insecure (very insecure post-Nirvana) about his body, even without taking all the scars into consideration. He will much appreciate positive attention on his body.
He loves a good b/owj*b. It will put a very wide smile on his face.
Don't talk during s*x. Cobra does not want to hear any chatter during the act, he just wants to hear moans and screams, that's it. If you can still form coherent sentences, he's not doing it right.
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Hello! I don't know if xreaders are still open but, I'm so curious what your take on a Sting x ftm!reader would be! Mainly sfw but nsfw is fine, too.
I love your headcanons so much, you really manage to portrait everyone's character so well! So thank you <3
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You probably thought I forgot about this ask, or didn't receive it, right? Wrong! Time to keep my promise!
Sting is like the anti-dysphoria fairy. I think out of every possible boyfriend option in the series, he'd be the best at this sort of thing. You think he wears that fur-lined crop top and those elbow-length gloves because he likes gender conformity? Lmao. Sting not only is a hype man by nature, he loves your masculinity, your male-ness, and encourages it and your expression of it however you choose. You want tips on serving pure "dude" or just affirmation? He's the one you go to.
See, if Rogue were your boyfriend, he'd be the type to respond to you being addressed with the wrong pronoun by just talking about you casually and using the correct pronoun without drawing attention to it. Not Sting--he loudly and pointedly corrects people the second they make that mistake, just because he knows people don't be paying no fuccin attention half the time. It's embarrassing at first because of how gung-ho he is about it but it's something you end up liking about him.
Sting is the type of bisexual dude to call himself gay at literally every opportunity and endorse anything that allows him to feel more gay. At first you think he's constantly referring to you as his boyfriend in public to make you feel good--then you realize he just really really likes letting people know he got himself a man.
If you don't know your best angles, Sting will find them for you. He's very much an Instagram bf, always taking pictures, even when you're just doing nothing sitting there drinking coffee. His phone is chock full of you and yes, you're his lock screen.
Do you have a name you like yet? Don't get it twisted, if you've already got all your manly gameplans in order, it's all good, but if you start dating him while transitioning, he will have endless recommendations as to your new name. You're dating a guy named Sting Eucliffe, after all.
Sting does not dim his light to keep pace with anyone, he emphasizes his partner's qualities as best he can. Even if you're the shy type by nature, like Rogue, you'll find that Sting never overpowers your presence in a room. Remember what I said about automatically being the hot person x hot person couple? Even if you start out known to peers as "Sting Eucliffe's boyfriend", it doesn't stay that way for long.
He does, perhaps, simp a bit. He's not wound around your finger, but you can get him to bend to your will a little more easily than other people around him.
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Regardless of what you're packing downstairs (or upstairs) you're good to go. If, however, you got some parts switched up, be prepared to spend a lot more time with Sting in Slut Mode--he loves to bottom. Even if you choose the strap-on route, he's happy either way.
Sting is so freaking good at oral, like, who the hell gave him permission??? It's ego, it's pride. You don't ask to have your eyes roll back in your head, he does it because he wants to.
Wear his clothes. Trust, you'll look good in them. And Sting looks good naked, win-win.
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Y’all thought I was dead
#fttwts#this seriously has to be the best one yet#the fucking continuity........laxus is down bad for a spiteful snek man#stop trying to contain him gray#favorite#favorite dash posts
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Sometimes I wonder if Laxus would still be bitter that Makarov was never able to make Ivan a closer member of their family by trying to lead him to a more redeeming path .
For all the personal issues Laxus had and the awful way they manifested and how he took it out on everyone else, in a lot of ways he isn't wrong to be angry with Makarov about the way things have gone. I don't think he'd totally forgive Makarov's hypocrisy with regards to people that have brought harm to the guild, but I think he'd have outgrown wishing Ivan had been able to stay. With adulthood comes clarity and their meeting at the Grand Magic Games made it clear Ivan has no redeeming qualities.
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Million to Zero is officially my most-read fic.
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I for one support Doranbolt fucking criminals as always sir your taste is amazing
It's what he deserves~
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im interested, which characters you think are good pairs for Cobra? I know you ship him with Laxus but do you have others for the poison dragon?
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Could I please request sting x fairy tail member dragon slayer female reader please :)
Head cannons if that’s best for you, sfw/nsfw both are fine :)
Uhhh I don't typically do x reader stuff but I can try?
Being the only other female dragonslayer in Fiore naturally means that Wendy Marvell looks up to you a lot. You will have to let Sting know beforehand that he's gonna need to be at least decent with kids if he's gonna hang.
And he is, omg. Insanely good big brother energy. You should probably put a ring on that while you can, 'cause guys that the young'uns actually look forward to seeing don't come around often.
You're literally the hot person x hot person couple no matter what you actually look like.
Since Fairy Tail and Sabertooth are located in two different towns, you can't meet up often, so you make the most of when you do. Dates with Sting are all about fun and making memories, exhausting yourself doing something super interesting. It helps that he can even make mundane stuff seem really cool with his enthusiasm.
He is your hype man in all things. You do something totally normal and he's just gushing because eyyyy ain't nobody doing it like you sexy girl!!!!!
As with Wendy being your plus one, Rogue is also Sting's plus one. He doesn't come along everywhere Sting goes, but even a relationship with a girl he loves can't come before his literal best friend in the world and other half. Be nice to Rogue, it pays off.
Do you like cats? You better, 'cause Lector is not optional. Get along with the cats or date someone else.
Somebody did that to him once, too. They pulled the whole "is it the cat, or is it me" and he dumped her so hard she literally clipped through the floor and vanished.
If you're not the fighting type of slayer, that's fine. Sit back and let him handle it. But if you are? He thinks that's so freaking cool.
Sting will either piss off your dad something fierce, or get along with him way too well to the point you want them separated.
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Sting is very genuinely attracted to a lot of things and does not get turned off easily. Thin or plus size, small or tall, stretch marks or smooth, he is emphatically into you.
Sting is also very welcoming to change and exploration and loves trying new things. If you've got that one kink you've been too nervous to ask someone else about, talk to him about it.
Please let him lift you up suspended congress style.
Yes, you can peg him. Please peg him.
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Yo! Im the loke/laxus anon, you totallly ate there, i was very invested in the gamer au. And also i wanted to ask, if it's okay would natsu/cobra hcs be cool? Randomly found some fanart of it on pinterest and I was like. Hm. I dont fully understand the concept but intriguing
That one is quite the struggle to imagine. Natsu is the kind of person that requires patience and a certain joie de vivre to get along with. Cobra has neither of those.
Natsu is the one who starts pursuing Cobra, not even romantically at first but just to hang out with him. He's very concerned about Cobra being such a loner and frowning all the time.
This does not go over well. Cobra, as he would remind Natsu, has friends, and doesn't need pink-haired loudmouths clinging to him. Natsu quickly recognizes this train of thought (i.e. only hanging out with a select group of friends and shunning everyone else) as akin to Laxus' behavior pre-Fantasia, and forces the issue.
They fight a few times. Natsu gets stomped, even without Cobra's ability to read minds. Shockingly, this doesn't work to deter him--I know, incredible surprise.
It gets to a point where Cobra is seriously thinking about killing Natsu--not as a joke, just outright that tired of him--when he trips up one day and they have their first real connection. Cobra is feeding a nearby snake, completely lost in his thoughts, so much so his super-hearing doesn't pick up Natsu nearby. Natsu is super proud to catch Cobra, a bad guy, doing something "nice".
Cobra, concerned about his image, defends himself with the rationale that he's not being nice. He's just the cog in the wheel of nature that was selected as the means for an animal to feed itself. It's total bullshit and Natsu calls him on it, too.
This ends up being the weakness that lets Natsu get close, though. He always wants to be around when Cobra feeds snakes or other wildlife, and Cobra never wants to do it in front of him, and when he's finally caught again, he gives the rationale that he does it because even things that aren't pretty or soft deserve to eat.
Cobra only starts truly being able to tolerate Natsu more (well, for a generous value of "tolerate"--he'd still rather Natsu leave him alone) when Natsu starts to expand his unasked-for presence to the rest of the Oracion Seis, which in turn helps him understand Cobra more. Cobra has a familiarity with animal senses and instinct that has helped him pull Racer out of some dark places when he over-uses his hyper speed magic, and he has a grounded attachment to reality that has helped Angel when she starts to dissociate. He even knows a few tricks for maintaining focus and clearing one's head, something he's had to use to counteract his overcranked hearing and which he taught to Midnight to help him sleep. Natsu doesn't start to fall for Cobra until he sees why the other members of the Seis cherish him as much as they do.
Natsu does attempt to be more """"serious"""" around Cobra, if only to not annoy him so much, and the effort is silently appreciated. Natsu lowering the volume and the rapid pace helps him interact with Cobra a lot.
At one point, Cobra gets separated from the rest of the Seis for some misadventure or other that goes pretty rough. Natsu manages to track him down by following his scent, only by the time he does, Cobra's all banged up, soaking wet from rain, ears hurting, and in a shitty mood. Natsu gets him to a safe spot and tosses him a bottle of pain meds for the headache he undoubtedly has, tosses him some dry sweatpants, lets him un-fuckup himself on his own.
Cobra fucks Natsu into another dimension that night, is what I'm saying. Like, something breaks, he just drags Natsu into a room, throws him on a bed--no words, just angry, needy, self-hating, frustrated pumping.
And from there on, whatever's between them is difficult to put a label on. Natsu is into it, Cobra isn't, and there's an understanding that if Natsu ever tells anyone he's dead to rights.
Every once in a while, whatever the hell they are will soften into something that could be. Some cuddling on the couch. Fingers in Natsu's hair. Cobra docile as long as Natsu stays quiet and doesn't move too fast. Cobra will accept the illusion of being loved by someone as long as he doesn't have to consider that it might be real.
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how do you think a timeskip should be properly handled and do you think FT did it correctly?
I've seen worse. A timeskip should only be used if incoming plot relies on the kinds of changes that only a timeskip can apply. Mashima's next intended arc was a tournament arc, and he couldn't have one of those with any realistic tension given that Fairy Tail had just struck down Grimoire Heart, the strongest dark guild on the continent. Everyone else was going to need seven years just to catch up, let alone threaten a guild as overblown as Fairy Tail. And even then, Gildarts still had to clip through the floor and vanish in order for it to work.
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