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just a heads up: I'll be deleting and moving my yandere!40k lists over to my new blog. If you don't see them on here, that's why.
ETA: I'm only deleting and moving those lists over to my new blog. I'm not deleting this blog. it will stay here for your viewing pleasure!
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soft varre anon here (it's been forever), but I saw that one person ask about dark souls request,so I wanted to make my own!
do you have any of those nsfw headcanons for solaire?
thanks, and bye since I might leave for another 20 years
Hey, hon! Hope you're doing well!
So until Tumblr fixes my blog, I'll primarily be over at my alternate blog, @wxnheart. Send your request over there and I got you!
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please Ferrus Manus sexcapade
Anon, you're going to have to go to my other blog and make your request there.
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update: I've yet to hear from support and I don't know how long it'll take. in the meantime, I've moved to @wxnheart so you can reach out and talk to me (especially my anons who are writing fics and lists) and I can actually see notifications, mentions, etc. I'll also be taking requests over there, too.
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In the meantime in-between time, I have an alternate blog you can follow. Here.
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In the meantime in-between time, I have an alternate blog you can follow. Here.
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In the meantime in-between time, I have an alternate blog you can follow. Here.
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FYI I saw your post on being shadowbanned and it does seem like that. I follow your blog, and in the last week it’s stopped showing up in the search results when I type in your blog name. It used to come up when I just typed “what” but now it isn’t there at all even when I type the full name. I have to go to my followed list to find you. I hope that information helps somehow?
Hey, anon! Thanks for the heads up.
I figured that's what happened.
I've reached out to Tumblr to get it sorted and hopefully, I'll be back at it soon.
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head's up, m'dears.
I don't know what the hell is going on with my blog but I suspect I've fallen victim to the shadowban glitch.
If you think I'm ignoring you or that I haven't answered your asks, I'm not.
I'll keep you guys posted!
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Lolol idk if you're still doing these buuuut micolash sexapade? 👀👀- 🌙
sexcapade story
how do they flirt?
This man has a whole ass mating call. lmao
what turns them on?
Granting him eyes.
what kind of kisser are they?
I imagine he'd be all tongue and teeth and it's frantic and wild and shit. Kinda like him.
any other random nsfw headcanon that comes to mind.
#bloodborne#crackborne.#nsfw.#micolash host of the nightmare#micolash x reader#this is your brain on micolash.
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Godwyn for the nsfw list?
sexcapade story
One of his most memorable sexcapades was when he was fucked on the desk in his personal study. He had to cover his mouth with his hand lest everyone who walked by heard him.
how do they flirt?
The question is: when isn't Godwyn flirting?!
what turns them on?
His lover. Just his lover. Nothing more. Nothing less. Godwyn is a simple himbo.
what kind of kisser are they?
Honestly? Godwyn is a pretty gentle, submissive kisser. You're more likely to dominate the kiss than he is.
any other random nsfw headcanon that comes to mind.
Godwyn absolutely loves it when you fuck his face, tug at his hair, and tell him what a good boy he is and how proud of him you are.
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Are you still taking requests for sexcapades? How about Magnus the Red?
sexcapade story
Our little Magnymagic was in the middle of explaining some... theoretical concept or another to his beloved, they weren't really paying attention and were instead looking at all those muscles. They interrupted him mid-sentence ("Take me, Magnus. Right here. Right now.") which left him speechless, then proceeded to climb him like a tree and plant a fat one on his lips. Library sex was had and it. was. amazing. SO AMAZING, in fact, that anything Leman Russ said (or did) didn't even agitate him for awhile. Yowza.
how do they flirt?
This is Magnus we're talking about. He doesn't flirt. He's above such things. Tell him he's handsome and he's literal putty in your hands. I said what I said, MAGNUS.
what turns them on?
A willingness to learn. The scope of your knowledge. Matching his energy during debates. Pulling his hair.
what kind of kisser are they?
He's a pretty firm kisser himself. Kinda restrained, too. There are no ifs, ands, or buts about it. He will control the entire kiss.
any other random nsfw headcanon that comes to mind.
Uh... if he gets too excited, warp shit is bound to happen and his form may shift. He is also automatically eliminated from the Great Primarch Dick Debate (which was kinda sorta not maybe but really resolved months ago) because the fucker can cheat and alter his size at will.
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New Fic Writer Anon here - after a lot of deleted drafts, I finally have one I don’t hate that’s almost done for the last part of Sanguinius x reader. Should have this week. Better late than never?
Hey!
Thanks for the heads up and take your time, m'dear!
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Heyo my favorite author!
Did you already post begging Godwyn ask and I missed it? I've been off the app for a month or so bc of finals. Been searching through the tags like a DRG miner but can't find it
Hey, hey!
I hope finals are going/did go well for you!
And nah, not yet. Been dealing with school-related stuff myself and surgery and so I've been taking it easy. I aim to have it posted (alongside my sexcapade asks) this week. I'll be trickling stuff out slowly but surely.
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Speaking of Azkaellon, I think 90% of his and the Sanguinary Guard’s job before the Heresy was keeping all the horny remembrancers off their Primarch, too much distraction.
lmao.
But imagine some of their admiration turning to Azkaellon and next thing he knows, there's a song written about him praising his beauty, dedication to his beloved father, and... his headband.
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How do primarchs react when their crush rejects them:
Konrad Curze - He's interesting. His feelings for his crush are so unstable that he can't make up his mind on how he should get them to love him. One moment, he's trying to win them not by force, the next he's kidnapping them. His love for his crush is so fickle that he ends up doing both simultaneously. He goes back and forth like this until something else catches his attention.
Yeah... Curze could be considered the "chaotic evil" primarch in this scenario. That's the best word to describe his "love."
Fulgrim - His love for his crush is something that he takes immense pride and satisfaction in. As time passes, his love grows more and more intense, as his quest to win his crush over becomes something he can't go on living without.
His love is an artistic thing, something he revels in wholeheartedly. It's even become an obsession, with his thoughts of his crush consuming his mind at all times. He can't stand the idea of them rejecting him...
… He won't allow this to happen. Not to him.
Perturabo - He refuses to accept that his crush doesn't love him back. He becomes increasingly resentful, and his love eventually becomes an excuse to bully their instead. Once his bitterness finally reaches an intolerable height, he'll explode and force others to help him. His crush never accepts his love, but their still become his spouse...
… Against their will.
Jaghatai Khan - His feelings of resentment towards his crush grows stronger and stronger over time. Yet, despite his anger, he is still more reasonable than the others. His love becomes a bit less aggressive when compared to the previous primarchs described. However, if he can't win his crush over through love, he will attempt to bribe them into sharing his love with him.
Not the worst tactic, but not the best.
Roboute Guilliman - He's relatively calm about his crush's rejection. This doesn't stop him from still trying to force himself upon them, though...
...and since his mind works so efficiently, his plan for winning his crush over is very thorough. His love for his crush will remain relatively consistent for a long time.
It's hard to tell if his persistence is endearing or disturbing.
Vulkan - He's among the more level-headed ones in this situation. He tries to win his crush over through patience, not force. Unlike most of the others, he's willing to let his crush make the next move.
He doesn't quite understand why the other primarchs are so dead-set on forcing their crushs to love them. He even finds their obsession to be a bit unsettling and frightening. Still, he holds onto his feelings for his crush. It brings him comfort... even if it may not get him his desired outcome.
Leman Russ - He's the complete opposite of Vulkan. His crush's rejection only serves to make him want to win them over more, with his behavior becoming more aggressive as time goes on.
He's not the type of person to give up easily. His love will become more desperate as he continues to be rejected by his crush... to the point where he will do anything to get what he wants.
Alpharius Omegon - His approach towards his crush seems different from the others. Rather than outright trying to win them over or kidnap them, he uses mind games and manipulation to make them want his love. He's not a very direct primarch, nor is he that straightforward when it comes to pursuing his desires.
In this scenario, he's arguably the least aggressive towards his crush out of everyone else... but the fact that he's willing to toy with his crush in order to get what he wants isn't exactly any better…
Mortarion - His approach towards his crush is the most extreme. He refuses to accept that his crush won't love him back, and as a result, he becomes more forceful with his pursuit. He doesn't stop when they say to stop... in fact, he becomes more insistent until he gets what he wants.
Mortarion is the most unhinged of the primarchs in this scenario... though at the same time, he's also the most focused. Of the many primarchs, his love for his crush feels the strongest. His rage is only surpassed by his infatuation.
Magnus the Red - His love for his crush becomes more unhinged as time goes on. Like Mortarion, Magnus reacts with aggressive resentment towards his crush's constant rejections.
Yet, as time passes, his rage grows colder... with him instead resorting to mind games and manipulation in order to get what he wants. As if that's any better than the love that is constantly, obsessively burning inside of him…
Angron - In this scenario, Angron reacts violently towards his crush's constant rejections. Eventually, he can't take it anymore and lashes out. His anger over this is a whole other beast from the rest of the primarchs...
… And yet, deep within all of the hate and spite, there is an innate desire for his crush to love him. His love is the strongest out of all of the primarchs, but so is his hate.
Lorgar Aurelian - Unlike the others, he does not see a rejection as his crush's own will, rather he sees it as fate itself keeping them apart.
Lorgar does not see his crush as a mortal, but as a beacon of light to guide him on his own spiritual path. He believes his crush to be a higher power... one that he cannot, nor should not, directly influence. And yet, he still longs for them... for if they truly are an embodiment of the divine, then their love would be the highest gift he could receive.
This could lead to Lorgar doing some pretty extreme, even downright illegal, things in order to bring himself closer to his crush. Even so, his love for them remains the purest out of the rest of the primarchs. He views his crush as less of a romantic partner and more of a messiah for which he can worship.
With that said, though, it does not stop his soul from craving their love in return. His soul still craves their touch. His soul still craves their embrace.
Ferrus Manus - Due to his iron will, he reacts far better than any of the other primarchs with handling his crush's constant rejections. His love for them grows, but he remains calm and resolute. He respects his crush's right to reject him, but his desire for their love still burns inside of him.
If anything, it's his determination that allows him to keep his desire under control. His love for his crush is a well-ordered thing, not some chaotic mess like the love of some of his brothers.
Sanguinius - Although he isn't as aggressive towards his crush, his love grows more and more desperate as time goes on. His behavior becomes more manic and less rational over the course of his pursuit. As the other primarchs' love grows darker and more unhealthy, Sanguinius' love grows brighter and brighter.
Even so... his love is far from the most wholesome thing out there. He still resorts to mind games and manipulation in order to attain his crush... though with him, it seems strangely benign or harmless in comparison to all of the others.
Lion El'Jonson - He loves his crush in a manner more befitting a soldier than a romantic partner. For the Lion, love is a sign of strength, not weakness. To him, strength means being able to get what one wants...
… Even if that means taking it by force. His love for his crush is a constant, unrelenting need. His behavior becomes more aggressive and violent over time.
For the Lion, his love isn't something that can fade or dwindle... it's everything to him.
Rogal Dorn - His love for his crush isn't some chaotic or unstable thing like the love of the others. Rather, it's something more methodical and organized, something that he always has under control. It's almost as if his love is a constant stream of cold, hard water.
He will win his crush over through patience and willpower... even if it means kidnapping them to do so. His love and desire is a ceaseless, constant thing, but it comes through in a far more measured manner than the others.
Horus Lupercal - His love for his crush is the most genuine out of the rest of the primarchs. As time passes and his love keeps growing, he comes to view his crush as someone he cannot live without...
… But he still tries to keep his love within the realm of the sane. He refuses to go to the extent that his brothers will go in order to win his crush over. His love is a wholesome, uplifting thing, and he wishes for it to remain that way...
… With that said, he does not shy from manipulating his crush into returning his love...
Corvus Corax - His love is surprisingly calm and reserved. His obsessions aren't the most intense of the primarchs and tend to be relatively contained despite his love for his crush being quite intense and obsessive, he has a far better handle on his desires than any of his brothers. As such, his reactions to the rejections of his crush are much more measured and subdued. And while he may become increasingly desperate for his crush's love... He may be the primarch to resist the impulse to act on his obsessions.
As much as Corax loves his crush, he understands that it is not his right to require the person to love him in such a way... even if that's all he wants.
(I hope you will like it. - Heretic Anon)
This is fucking beautiful. I don't like it, I love it.
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