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raven-at-the-writing-desk · 7 months

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Trey, Leona: The Cat's Meow

Ooooh, I see the vision now... Maybe?? It looks like each member of the same dorm might have a similar default image in the bottom frame of their initial art? Both Ace and Trey have the Queen of Hearts… I guess we’ll have to wait until Cater’s birthday to see if the pattern keeps up?

nfdbwjccwbxgak How fitting to see Trey posed alongside a painting of the Cheshire Cat considering who he’s childhood friends with… and also that Trey’s VA also goices Lucius www (Side note: they fr always gotta have Trey claim he’s “normal” right before he pulls the sussy face which is most certainly NOT normal 😭)

A Tale as Old as Time.

A rotund feline stood on hind legs in a platinum frame, one paw curled under its round chin and resting on its fluffy tail, the other flicked out in a devil-may-care gesture. Purple, pink, purple, pink—its fur was striped in a repeating pattern. Eyes raised upward, the cat looked inquisitive among the gnarled trees, as if posing a riddle to the viewer. Why is a raven like a writing desk?, perhaps.

Huh, I wonder what he's wondering about. Trey rested his chin in one hand as he pondered the painting—and the question.

The longer he gazed at the cat, the more familiar its silly smile seemed to be. How difficult he was to read. A thought crept up on him, one lazy stride at a time.

"... Reminds me of a certain guy," he muttered.

"I hope you’re not talking about me," came a sarcastic drawl from beside him. It, too, was cat-like in its own right, a different flavor of feline: more languid than whimsical. “Because I won’t be laughing like a hyena at jokes made in poor taste.”

"Leona." Trey immediately made to step back, making space for the dorm leader. Leona's immense presence practically demanded it. "No, of course not. I was thinking about a childhood friend.“

“Hmph. You’ve got a childhood friend like this?” He made a face at the Cheshire Cat. A frown to challenge its foolhardy grin. “… Now I almost feel sorry for you, having to put up with a guy like that.”

“Oh, Chenya’s not that bad,” Trey said dismissively. “He’s a troublemaker, sure—but he’s got a good heart beneath all of that, and he wouldn’t hurt a fly. The worst is gets up to is playing a trick or two and stealing snacks.”

“What an exciting life,” Leona snorted, clearly not convinced. “He sounds like a real rascal for his age.”

“Like you wouldn’t believe. Sometimes it feels like he never really grew up from the times him, Riddle, and I were rolling around in clover fields and stuffing our faces with cake. Still, he’s our friend—even if we’re far apart for schooling.”

“It was already hard enough to believe you’d be friends with him, but Riddle too?” A smirk rose on Leona’s lips. “Life works in mysterious ways.”

There was a chuckle from Trey. “Ahahah… Does it surprise you? We all come from the same hometown. The community there’s very welcoming. I guess that’s why we ended up reaching out to Riddle one day and… I’m sure you know how the rest of that story goes.”

He didn’t—and nor did he care to know, so he said nothing. Instead, Leona inclined his head. In the dimness of the museum, his eyes glinted a bright green.

He gave a command.

“… Oi, herbivore. Tell me more about this hometown of yours. Tell me what it’s like.”

Trey blinked, slightly flabbergasted at what he was hearing. Leona stared at him expectantly. He clicked his tongue.

“Well? Don’t keep me waiting.“

Huh, I didn’t think of Leona as the curious type. If that’s what he wants though, who am I to deny it?

“Okay. so…”

Trey returned a hand to his chin. His words, he considered. How to best arrange them to paint the most flattering photo?

Green, so much green. A scattering of red dotting the landscape. Saturation, cheer. Something warm and fuzzy whenever he imagined those scenes—like the sun upon his face.

“Imagine a place bursting with flowers. Every color, every shape, every smell. Some remind you of cotton candy that rots your teeth, others of old shoes and skunk."

Leona's sensitive nose wrinkled at the suggestion. "Real poetic there."

Trey continued. "Everyone knows each other not because the community is small--I'd say it's a decent size?--but because people see each other and talk. They ask how you are, how your family and business are doing. They come over with a platter of cookies to welcome new neighbors, ask if your kids want to come over and play with theirs."

Fond memories played out in his head: the time he had eaten a whole bottle of mustard to prove a point, messing up his signature spell and imparting a loaf of bread with a bad flavor, his first cake at four years old. Everyone had told him he had such talent for baking--but looking back on it, hadn't his "cake" been a lumpy, gooey mess?

"You could screw up pretty badly and they'd still pat you on the head and tell you it's fine, it's just an honest mistake or what a good job you did. My parents are like that too. It must come with the territory."

Leona listened and nodded to every piece of information Trey presented. He appeared bemused as he watched the vice dorm leader, a fleck of sunlight caught in his emerald eyes. Like that of a silent predator stalking innocent prey.

“How picturesque. No wonder you’re so well-adjusted and normal,” Leona purred, his gaze half-lidded. “It must be the power of true love at work.”

“You could say that. The community I grew up in was very loving and supportive. I’m thankful for that.” Trey smirked so briefly that onlookers could have easily missed it. "... It lets me get away with a whole lot more."

"You don't strike me as the kind of guy to act out."

"Not often," Trey corrected. "Only little acts when it's deserved."

"You and your bleeding heart." Leona's scoff gave way to an eerie quiet. From it came a soft, contemplative sigh. "... Must be nice, being able to afford to live so contentedly."

"Ah, you probably didn't have that kind of luxury," Trey recognized. "The life of a prince is different from us common folk."

"There’s pressure to perform and social politics to navigate. Complicated webs that span several circles, grace and relations to uphold, airs to wear. Aaaah, it’s such a drag," the lion beastman groaned.

"Yeah, I can imagine that." Trey smiled sympathetically. "But even though we come from very different places, I'm sure that you also had loving and supportive people in your life, Leona. Everyone does."

"Hah. Are you listening to yourself? You sound as mad as him." Leona jabbed at thumb at the Cheshire Cat. "It's the first-born prince--the one destined to be king--that they all adore."

“… That’s not completely true, is it?” Trey adjusted his glasses. A stray beam of light reflected off the face of them, casting the glass in pure white for a fraction of a second.

The reason Leona was asking about my hometown... It must be genuine curiosity. He's never known something like it. But the fact that he asked must mean he wants to learn, right?

The prince's eyes were angry, suspicious slivers now. "What are you suggesting?"

“I heard from Ace and Deuce that you have a cute little nephew that adores you. A lot of the Savanaclaw underclassman as well. And from Lilia—there’s a grand chamberlain you used to be close with as a kid. Playing chess and getting you out of trouble. Your brother too, he must care for..."

Leona bared his teeth, raised his voice. "Don't act like you know--"

Me. What I've been through, what I've suffered.

"Whoa, whoa!" Trey held up both hands. "Sorry. I said too much. I shouldn't have let my own curiosity get the better of me."

A growl--colored with residual anger--emanated from Leona's throat. "If you understand that, then don't stick your hand into a lion's den a second time."

"I'll keep that in mind."

Trey pulled back, the fingers of one hand curling into a loose first. The other hand found its way to perching at his waist as he leaned his body forward. He attempted an apologetic confession--but instead produced something slightly sinister.

"What are you doing now?"

"Cat to cat communication," Trey said, deadly serious. "You know, like 'nyah'!"

A pause.

"... Is that good enough of an apology?" Trey inquired.

"Don't screw with me," Leona muttered, batting away at his peer's poised "paw". "In the first place, your posture's all wrong. Are you trying to piss me off?"

"Looks like I failed to lighten the mood."

"You're really terrible at it," Leona grumbled under his breath. "You sure that childhood friend of yours is the troublemaker of the group? Cuz to me, I see another troublemaker in the trio."

"I'm a normal high school boy. You even said it yourself."

"And which one of us started meowing at the other out of the blue?" Leona expertly countered.

Trey stifled his voice, which had started to work its way up into an awkward laugh. "Pfft, alright. Point taken."

"Here I was, thinking you were 'normal'," Leona simpered. "The red young master sure has a way with picking the company he keeps. You're all odd to balance out his rationale."

"That's the role a card soldier plays for his queen. Friend, baker, cat, trump card--I'm here to be them all."

#twst imagines #Trey Clover #Leona Kingscholar #twisted wonderland #twst #disney twisted wonderland #Trey birthday takeover #spoilers #something no one asked for #twst scenarios #twisted wonderland imagines #twisted wonderland scenarios #this time I basically only referenced the Groovy painting #I didn't find anything super interesting to incorporate from the other paintings mentioned in the vignettes rip #Cheshire Cat

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rustys-lodge · 10 months

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I own you

Summary : Your pretty little face and dress cause men to look at you. And to be honest, it felt good being seen. From Elvis's side, though. It was hell. How's he going to react to that ?

Warnings : Beginning of a smutty slutty thing, sussy kinks. Swearing, slight hair pulling, teasing,slight touching, talk about sexual stuff, possessiveness.

A/N : Okay, so apparently i'm sussy as hell, so beware. But what can i say. It's Him. He's doing this. Him specifically from the live from 06-27-1968

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You could feel the skirt-not so shyly- covering your thighs, tightening on each side as you stepped up the staircase. And you could also feel the eyes of the man behind you burn through that little skirt.

"Go on, Darling. I'll join you in a bit." A hand lightly brushed your lower back, sending you off to your suite.

Your mind raced all the way up there. Even as you sat in front of your mirror, you wondered about those men...what they were thinking.

You stared into your reflection, scanning every feature for imperfec-

"You are the most beautiful woman i have ever layed eyes on."

You looked up.

Elvis.

Elvis stood beside the bedroom doorframe. How long has he been standing there ?

You'd ask, but you weren't sure you'd want to hear the answer to that.

Your boyfriend shuffled his feet across the floor, closing in the distance between you.

"You really are the most beautiful wom-

"Liar." The word came out more bitter than you intended it to be. And it stung. But he would not sleep with every other woman if that were true.

"That hurts." Elvis responded, confirming the case. "You don't mean that." A smile flashed across his face. "You wanted me to say that to you."

Not...entirely wrong.

"My beauty." Your boyfriend whispered once he was standing behind you. You were still glancing at him through the mirror, surpressing a smile.

His belt stood a few centimeters over your head. He was tall. And his head exceeded the mirror frame, but from your angle, on that little stool of yours, you could see all of him. Elvis sat his hand on top of your head, traveling all the way down slowly.

You breathed in the smell of his perfume, accompanied by a scent of sweat and hardwork.

A knot formed in your stomach. You still had feelings for him. Strong feelings.

"Did you like how all those men looked at you ?"

Your heart skipped a beat. He noticed.

"Did you, darling ?" His hand envelopped half of your little neck.

As gentle as his grip was, your heart still fluttered in fear. Your lips parted and closed. "I...I'm not sure i know what you're talkin' abou-"

"Don't play dumb on me now." The singer's tone came out in soft lyrical mumbles. Too soft.

Caught red handed. Elvis might've been a druggie. But he sure as hell weren't dumb. Especially when it came to his woman. So you shrugged your shoulders.

" I might've seen a few eyes stare."

A grumbling left Elvis's lips and fear ran through your veins.

Maybe this was the right way for him to see that he was losing you...Maybe you were doing the right thing.

"Did you like that ?."

You shrugged your shoulders again. Unsure of whetherr you should answer that question or not.

"Did you ?." A sudden tug at your hair caused you to moan in pain. And just like that, you found yourself staring into his eyes.

Angry, he didn't need an answer to your question. He already knew the answer. And judging by his relaxed eyebrows, you could tell that it was only going to take him one little word to work him over.

So you took that chance.

"Y-y-eah."

The singer smirked at your answer, instantly pulling your hair harder.

You whined. "Elv-"

"You think any o' them'll know how to love you like i do ?."

You ignored his question, reaching for his arm. But he smacked your hand away.

"Elvis, that hurts." You whined, shutting your eyes closed.

"I know it does." A sudden sadistic murmur sent you shivering.

Wha-

Elvis bent down to set his lips a breath away from your ear. "You think they'll know how to touch you ?."

Wetness swept your neck and a wave of feelings kindled inside of you.

"Huh ?"

You could only moan in response, whimpering when he dug his teeth into your neck.

You didn't stop him, though. You tilted your head to the side to let him roam freely.

"Do you ?"

You moaned, reaching for your breast in absolute unconsciousness, causing Elvis to smack your hand away to replace with his own.

Of course no one would. Elvis knew every little part of your body. He knew how to touch you. How to kiss you. How to lo-

"I own you."

You breathed heavily in response. Too high to form a proper answer, or a proper rebuttal.

"Touch it." The man freed your hair. And you straightened your back up.

"What ?" You stared at him through the mirror, following his gaze down to what's covered by your back.

"Touch it." He repeated, gripping your hand to guide it to his groin. Your whole body followed. And you found yourself sitting right in front of...it.

His bulge couldn't fit in your hand..So hard.

You bit your lip as your own parts ached.

"This is how you make me feel."

They ached more.

But it all melted away when he pushed your hand and backed away.

You looked up,tilting your head in a questioning manner. What ??

"I have somewhere to be." Your boyfriend responded, causing a scoff to leave your lips.

"No. No." You shook your head in disbelief. He is not leaving.

"I'll show you what you want to see, tonight."

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Wanna know what's going to happen later that night ? 👀 make sure to tell me. Hope yall enjoyed this. 🖤🖤🖤⚘️⚘️⚘️

#elvis presley fic #elvis presely smut #austin butler elvis #elvis movie #60s elvis #Elvis presley should be a kink #girlfriend fic #lovers #smut #elvis fanfic #elvis film

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thatwildnya · 2 years

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here's the second batch of headcanons requested by @thicity-dicity ! so sorry for the delay, i hope you enjoy!

gn!pre relationship headcanons for savannaclaw!

Leona

realizes his feelings and denies them at first

but his tail and ears will betray him if he’s not careful keep a close eye on ‘em

his tail will wag and try to curl around your arm and waist while his ears always perk up when he hears your voice and swivel in your direction

when he does finally accept his feelings he doubles down for your affection he won’t be second place this time

will be seething in envy if he sees you chilling with Malleus a low growl is forming in his throat and he looks ready to murder a bitch

uses you as a pillow because you owe him

what do you owe him for? shut up no more questions he’s trying to sleep dammit

shows up to classes he has with you more often and will literally pick up and toss Grim out of his seat so he can sit next to you how rude

shows off so much during gym class

dude’s hanging off his broom upside down by his legs

doesn’t really confess, y’all just kinda become a couple

when you finally realize it please ask him if he likes you

he’ll smirk at you, grab you by your shirt, and give you a kiss that leaves you breathless

‘took you long enough’ he says as he goes back to sleeping as if he didn’t just assault your mouth his tongue the furry bait fucker

Ruggie

he teases you constantly bent on making you flustered and red faced

get used to hearing his ‘shishishi’ing

the biggest clue to knowing he likes you is when he shares food with you

who are you and what have you done with the funky gremlin yeen

he’s very busy and puts work before his emotions, but if he sees you struggling he’ll do his best to lend a hand no strings attached

bring him food and he’s over the moon

when you hang out he makes it his mission to end up snuggling with you

plays it off as him just being a bro

true bros snuggle their bros it's common knowledge didn’t you know that

when you’re not looking he sniffs your hair you just smell nice okay he’s not a creep he swears on his mother’s grave he isn’t

fall asleep on him and he will do everything in his power to make sure you have a good snooze

one time Ace walked in on y’all and suddenly he’s scared of the funky yeen

goes to the forest to pick flowers and puts aside a lil bit of cash money so he can buy you a lil tricket of some kind or plushie for his confession

gives you a hug and bunny kiss when you accept

Jack

yes he seeks you out more

no that doesn’t mean he likes you shut up you sussy baka

i’m not sorry

acts like he doesn’t have a crush on you

it’s obvious

so so obvious

it’s the tail

it’s always the tail

the moment he spots you his tail becomes a tornado

one time he knocked Ruggie into the fountain oops

follows you like a lovesick puppy when he can

denies he’s doing it

like dude you literally went from one side of the school to the other just to stay with you it’s pretty obvious c’mon man

if you’re not a big eater he’ll keep loading your plate with more than you can eat

calls you scrawny but he means well trust me

confesses by giving you a pretty lil cactus with a note attached

politely asks if he can give you a hug, he’s a gentleman doesn’t want to you uncomfortable

if he’s feeling bold he’ll ask to give you a kiss uwu

#twst #twst x reader #savanaclaw #savannaclaw x reader #nya's writing #romantic twst #twst headcanons #twst hcs #twisted wonderland #leona kingscholar x reader #ruggie bucchi x reader #jack howl x reader #gn!reader

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crunchyfield · 9 months

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How tall is Link in Zelda Tears Of The Kingdom ?

This topic is always what most players wonder when playing a (new) Zelda game especially when Link looks shorter than almost every NPCs and entities.

But what surprises me the most is that many people in the community assume he is the same height as in ZBOTW or claim to have figured out his height based off of ZBOTW without elaborating much somehow which isn't satisfying at all.

We want to know Link's height in ZTOTK based off of ZTOTK information and tools.

What we want to be looking into at first is Link's canon height.Unfortunately, speaking to NPCs/reading diaries/looking for something's or someone's canon height didn't provide any type of canon reference to figure out Link's canon height (unlike in Breath of the Wild where a gerudo named Deltan stated she was 8 feet tall).

As a result we are going to work out Link's height using in-game measurements, to do so we'll manipulate the in-game coordinates :

These are important to calculate distances as well as measuring Link in those distance units.

It has been established for a while now that one distance unit displayed in the coordinates is equivalent to one meter.It is quite difficult to back up this statement but when talking to NPCs, those who quantify distances generally come up with the metric unit (I don't have a screenshot for proving it but if you talk to a brown skin traveler with an afro haircut and a rabbit shield in the French version of the game, he comes up with the metric unit at some point).

With that assumption in mind let's start off by looking for a reference (i.e: an object or something which will be used to determine Link's height), a wooden crate seems to be good one as we can approach its model with a cube on top of being experimentable on flat surfaces.

Now the idea is to approximate a wooden crate's height and to do it we have to measure many crates on top of each other with the altitude coordinate :

We could've measured 100 crates merged all together but the game reFUSEs to fuse more than 21 items together (I learnt it the hard way after spending around 600-ish zonaites to make sure the tests go right in any case) :

Ultimately 20 blocks were measured successfully on a flat surface in a maze so here are the altitude coordinate values at the surface level and at the 20th wooden crate level respectively :

Subtracting both coordinate values (111-71) we find out 20 crates are about 40 meters tall meaning that a crate is about 2 meters tall.

Then we can figure out Link's height by measuring him next to a crate.However in order to avoid any parallax issue we are going to locate a specific part of the wooden crate the top of Link's head reaches with a sample of screenshots from different angles :

(I took many more angles but to not overload this post we'll keep these 6 photos as a simple sample)

Thereafter, we can figure out the specific crate's portion the top of Link's head reaches (blue line) :

Finally we can calculate Link's height using some proportionality and pixel measurements :

Therefore Link is roughly 1.73 (5'8")meters tall, he is actually taller than 5'2" (1.58 m), still not surprising.

I smell sussy bakas coming up with Bread pirate's video from miles away so let me explain why the 5'2" is sort of wrong when it comes to Link's height in BOTW :

If we take a close look at where link is placed next to the metal box, we can see there is a parallax issue (i.e: the change in the apparent position of the metal box relative to Link being more distant, caused by the change in the picture's line of sight towards both Link and the metal box) which means Link is taller than what he was measured previously in BOTW :

Hereafter seem to be the specific part of the metal box the top of Link's head reaches in BOTW :

Thus recalculating Link's height in BOTW following Bread Pirate's method without the parallax issue suggests that Link is around 1.78 meters (5'10") :

Basically BOTW Link & TOTK Link are practically about the same height (5 centimeters are a little negligible in the game) empirically which in some way confirm "the not changed height" and why we could feel like Link is as tall in TOTK as in BOTW.

Now for more interpretations regarding other entities/NPCs in comparison to Link, I advice you to see this post :

Sidenote: Furthermore, taking errors and uncertainties into account we can find a range in which Link's true height in Tears of the Kingdom is included.

About the altitude coordinates we measured, those values are rounded up without shown decimal places which means that the first 71 altitude coordinate value actually ranges from 70.5 to 71.4 and that the second 111 altitude coordinate value ranges from 110.5 to 111.4 :

Besides, to find the uncertainty related to a wooden crate's height we determine the difference between the minimum gap/maximum gap and the rounded value found.Knowing that rounded value was 40 m then we get a 0.9 m variation from that value for the height of 20 crates implying the uncertainty of a single wooden crate's height would be 2 m ± 0.045 m.

As for the pixel measurements, it is generally one pixel variation for a numerical measurement tool such as in image editors.

So calculating the overall uncertainty for TOTK Link's height gives a height value ranging from 1.67 m (5'6") to 1.78 m (5'10"):

Link's height = 1.73 m ± 0.06 m

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the-kettle-whistles · 1 year

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(out of context) things my younger sister has said

y'all I have been compiling this since last year :")

“give me the crog"

“I never said an 8 ton baby could do my job”

“o̷̢̦͐̑͝ͅw̸̢̪̟̖̏a̷̲̩̮̒͋͆ ̷̼̐͝o̷̧͕̪̠͊́̚w̴̩̙͑̅̈́ḁ̷̢̾̽̋̔ͅ”

*panicking* “Why My Bed Crispy”

“She like that cheese stank”

"Why is everyone named ‘Guy’ ugly”

“I hope you explode. It infuriates me that there’s still air in your lungs”

“It’s holding on by the butt stick”

“I’m trying to reminisce on phone guy memories”

“My foot is baby sized compared to your giant man feet”

”imagine being named Mark. Like it’s so embarrassing you’re name is Markus”

“What Do You Mean I’m A Threat To Human Civilization”

“You have Walter White’s hairline”

“You just have me a glaucoma test with your mouth”

"i almost broke my toe. slay"

"i'm trying to enjoy the scenery but you just keep giving me free glaucoma tests"

"the dog is knocking. let them in"

*scooby doo voice* "come here"

“I just had a terrible vision of a ferret-rat-shark and it looked at me and smiled with human teeth”

*screams* *burps loudly*

"I want a frickin' boiga"

"You dummy, we all know it's swipe left for love!"

"my hands smell like a boiga"

"I've killed millions"

"I love it when machines do my dirty work"

"I'm stuck in a heck hole"

"It feels like I'm listening to smooth brain Christmas"

"Dude I ate like 9 enchiladas over the past 2 days"

"My spicy zinger for tonight is asbestos"

"Yo yo yo, chancy bust a move"

"This tastes like grass but with out the "g r""

"Men will be like "I'm such a gentleman" and then ruin abunch of people's lives"

"One of us is dumber and it's not me"

"You got a boy? How many you pullin'???"

"You look like baby Gabriel in those Jesus things"

"'Never have babies' that's what i always say"

"you can't have an overpopulation of 8 legged friends on your skin, you know that, right?"

"he did. he wanted me for real"

"men with beefy forearms. they're like crossfit gods"

"men are beautiful. and women, too. women are also fine" *a moment of silence* "sorry that sounded kind of sussy"

"You can find gay people in the wildest places. Just like pokemon"

"You look like a drown teddy bear"

"Thanks. I feel less evil"

"That's really ugly but there's such a beauty in things that are hideous"

"Urine throne of mass destruction and sewage carnage"

"I want the tickle me elmo so bad it makes me sick"

"This is all hypothetical. You guys are insane"

"Sometimes the world doesn't give you what you want and you have to cope with it by smelling my cheesey breath"

haha decided to post this at 11 at night and kind of sick on a whim

#i might add more idk #memes #sisters #family memes #lol #how do i tag this #fresh memes #text #textpost #funny #lmao #txtpost #things said out of context #out of context dialogue #out of context stuff #out of context #sibling memes #siblings #sibling

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funtimespringscare101 · 7 months

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My Thoughts on the FNAF Movie

*If you haven't watched it and you don't want fucking spoilers, ignore this post until you do! It's seriously worth the 8 year wait!*

Mike and Abby are so fucking cute together! Abby is my favorite character in the movie and she's so autism coded.

A DREAM THEORY BOOK... Wow, Scott just loves making fun of Matt, doesn't he? Also damn Mike threw hands with a parent.

OMG ITS YA BOI WILLIAM AFTON! WHY DID YOU HESITATE SAYING "SCHMIDT" STEVE?! THAT'S A BIT SUSSY!

MATPATTTT OMG YOU FUCKER YOU WERE IN THE MOVIE YOU MOTHERFUCKING LIAR! LOL His Character is called Ness. Do you mean Van-NESS-a? Ah? Get it? get the FNAF SB Theory reference? no one? Okay...

So the Aunt of the Schmidt's was the other mystery villain. I hate her already. Thanks Scott for making a character perfect for slander.

Why do you have to bring the enragement child into the movie? Why fucking BB? Gag is funny but come on. it's BB. The most mutually hated character in the franchise.

NGL Max really didn't deserve to die man, Aunt Bitch just roped her into it.

Vanessa got blushing fr with the fucking rizz she doing on Mike...

Abby and the Animatronics are the best fucking thing in the movie. Hands down.

Golden Feddy!!!!!!!1 Also if Aunt Bitch is dead. Good. Stay Dead. You and your Cigarette smelling ass.

Cory's whole cameo is a mood, man. Bro's tired of shit.

Not gonna lie, I didn't expect Vanessa to be William's daughter in this continuity. Like, at all... I was expecting, however, for Vanessa to reveal that her name is a cover (like Book! William/Dave in the Novel Trilogy or Movie! William/Steve) and her real name is be Elizabeth.

"I always Come Back." HE SAID IT!! HE SAID THE FUCKING THING!

*Hears the Freddy Laugh starting in the credits* "No... " We are Waiting every night- *Screaming in FNAF*

FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S IS THIS WHERE YOU WANT TO BEEEE? I JUST DON'T GET ITTTTTT!

Lol the Smugness that Movie! Cassidy has watching William suffer in the suit in the backroom.

#Five Nights at Freddy's #FNAF Movie #Five Nights at Freddy's Movie #FNAF Movie Spoilers #Five Nights at Freddy's Movie Spoilers #Funtime's Thoughts

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definesanity · 1 year

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My Mask Does Not Match Your Magnificence, My Friend.

They were an imposter. And yet, people saw them as Their Creator.

They knew they weren't. How could they, what with them seeing crimson blood instead of the fabled golden galaxy in their veins?

They knew this. They accepted it. So, until the day came where the true Creator appears, they'll keep their throne warm, and their ideals upheld.

They, to be quite honest, do believe they've done some good. But now, as they stared down at their diadem, they sighed.

Another day. Hopefully, one day closer to when The Creator returns.

And came they did. Albeit, not the way they wanted.

They spirited across the grass, eyes wide and breath uneven as Zhongli was about to bring down his spear upon you.

They swore to keep the guise up, to masquerade as The Creator until they finally descended.

Well, today will be the curtain call.

They braced their shoulder, before ramming into Zhongli, allowing his spear to miss, but also to cut them and you.

...You. They know you...

...Their friend.

Zhongli, Venti and Ei looked between the 'Imposter', who's blood ran like the galaxy... and their 'Great Creator', who's blood was as crimson as the volcanos of Natlan.

"...I ask nothing much. All I ask is that they are brought to safety." they hung their head low, sighing.

Pity. They were just about to approve to allow Sumeru to have a small amount of The Chasm's resources.

Oh well. That's fate, they suppose...

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With a gasp, you awoke.

The Creator... was your friend...?

Groaning, you slowly looked around.

It was... a room.

Well, obviously, but a very nice room. Like, you could smell the richness of it.

...That ain't good.

Getting up, in no rush but to escape your own execution, you silently went to the door. On it, a hastily written note:

'Creator. Your friend. Shining|Stars. In chains. Down to the left. I'll explain.'

...You know that handwriting. Quickly opening the door, you did as it commanded and headed down to the left.

There was a bunch of cellars. And in one of them, sitting down in rags, was--

"Hey!" you exclaimed quietly, not to draw attention. "Are you okay?!"

Looking up with a smirk, they looked at you. "Well, I have been better, even on an off day. Regardless, I'm guessing you have more questions than you do Primogems?"

"...Funny, but--" you gestured at them. "Is that... really you?"

They rolled their eyes, a smile now on their face. "Know anyone else with this ugly mug a'mine?"

Yep, definitely them. But then...

"Aren't I meant to be in there?"

"Were it not for well," they lifted their right arm, where a long, faded cut was, tinges of red still there. "This little factor."

"...What do you mean?"

Your friend looked at you, fully. "You're The Creator, bud. The reason you were hunted was... well, want the long or short version?"

"Short, if you will?"

"I didn't know that you were being hunted until I heard, by accident, Zhongli had found you. I found you, got injured, you got injured, and then I woke up in this nice little place. Ah, allegiances..."

"...Why, though? I'd have thought..."

"Buddy, I would rather kill myself than to kill another person, human or not. Up until now..." they shrugged, handcuffs rattling. "I was keeping the throne warm, so to speak. And now... well, guess I'm the sussy imposter."

"-_-"

"That's not even--bah, humbug..."

...

Looking around, you found the keys to the cell. Opening it, you picked up your friend and uncuffed them. They reached for their diadem, but you stopped them.

"Keep it. It looked nice on ya." smiling, you gestured up. "Now, then. Shall we get this cleared up?"

"Hah. Guess I don't have a choice, do I?"

"No. Now come on."

Helping them up, you went upstairs. Hopefully this time, things will be better.

For the both of you.

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