meet cute at your local 偶abka
english translation and notes under the cut 馃挆馃挆馃挆
偶abka (froggy) is the name of an extremely popular corner shop chain in Poland, it's literally everywhere
My translation is not always literal but sometimes vibes based, like in PL version Sanji doesn't use "jesus" in the second page, but the expression "ja pierdole" doesn't have an english equivalent that would make sense in this contex, literally it means "I fuck" lmao
I now see I mixed up prepositions when Sanji asks Luffy for the sauces, uh oh ANYWAY
I also didn't translate the cans Zoro brings at the end, the writing on the cans says "potw贸r" which means "monster", so yup these are basically monster energy drinks but translated literally hence the capitalized P as the logo. Why does he drink that instead of some Polish ass beer? Good question, I just enjoy calling them drinks Potw贸r, and dont know much about beer
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Nerd-to-nerd communication
Something super pointless and self-indulgent I've had on the backburner for a while. I love trying to make the pieces they gave us fit together!
Al-AN and Robin would absolutely bond over learning about each other's biology. I could talk about this forever but I'll get into all of the headcanons I have for these two in another post eventually
Below the cut is another version with some extra bits and pieces and the transcription
Transcript :
Architect Anatomy
A. Architect "Brain" - Doesn't "store" information so much as allow for easy communication with the network
B. Brainstem - connects the information received to the central nervous/circulatory system
C. "Heart" - Circulatory system pumps the bioluminescent fluid to other organ systems and surface veins. Each node connects to a vast vasculature network
D. "Kidneys" - Organs that filter the bioluminescent "blood" and other bodily fluids, absorbing and distributing collected material
E. Nerve Center - Receives raw sensory data and filters it. Filtering can be unconscious or intentional
F. "Respiratory" Tract - Intakes gases or liquids and filters out material for use. Disposes of waste on exhale. Provides cooling to internal systems
The respiratory tract functions less like a set of lungs and more akin to a computer's cooling system, with the ability to absorb material from the environment to use in other parts of the body. It also would likely help the architect's body analyze the environment it is currently exposed to on a molecular level. It is also truly unidirectional, with the intake vents near the "collarbone" and the exhaust vents on both sides of the abdomen
The architect organ cache in-game felt like it was definitely not a complete model of the internal organs, so I wanted to come up with something to fill some more space. I also just really liked the idea of Al-An being capable of something similar to breathing, without having a respiratory system in the traditional sense.
Feel free to use any of this in your own headcanons if you would like :)
BONUS - a gif of all the layers!
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20 reasons to play I Was A Teenage Exocolonist
1. You can date emo boys
2. You can date emo girls
3. You can date basically everyone in the game that鈥檚 your age
4. You can date people no matter your gender
5. Bio gender and pronouns are separate sliders that you can change at any point, and it includes gender neutral options too if you鈥檙e like me!!!!!
6. A lot of the characters are lgbtq+, and there are more than the cishet characters
7. Accurate representation of anxiety and other mental disorders
8. It鈥檚 just a fun fucking game
9. Overthrow the government
10. Your girlies are allowed to be girls, sexism just doesn鈥檛 happen in this game <3
11. Overthrow that bitch ass named alum
12. All forms of abuse, including in romantic relationships, are treated as terrible and not romanticized
13. There are so many potential sexy men you have no clue
14. Silly little alien boy- did I mention that you could date everyone?
15. Dating isn鈥檛 required, and isn鈥檛 even brought up as necessary at all so you can totally aroace this shit
16. It has more diversity than any other game I鈥檝e played
17. Rip lum鈥檚 barely there heart out of his ass and take over
18. You can hyperfixate and play through multiple times (and playing multiple times is actually a feature)
19. You can play on switch so it鈥檚 portable too
20. Just fucking play it. It鈥檚 such a good game you have no clue.
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Chet getting nabbed by a bounty hunter hired by Tuyen is so fucking funny, like now? Right NOW? While EVERYTHING else is going on?
"Tuyen sends her regards" happens between Chet talking to Ajit about intercontinental politics with attempts to understand this fey-eating machine Ludinus has and Chet communing with the Raven Queen for a vision of a celestial champion's endless screaming.
The scale here is just absolutely completely mismatched. The Tuyen thing is such a comically small-ass fucking petty issue to be happening in the middle of all this. It's absolutely amazing.
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Biography of LeBron as Ohio by Sean Thomas Dougherty
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