#situationships are SO fun
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maybe girlhood is about crying several times over a man who didn’t want you anyway
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Frances: You have it together. Any problem I’ve had, quickly resolved with a bit of advice. You always have a solution. What could possibly stress you out?
Icarus: A lot of things, actually.
Frances: Like what? A dog swallowed its chew toy again? Or a horse has fallen and it can’t get up?
Icarus: Is that all I’m reduced to?
Frances: Oh god, no, I-
Icarus: I’m sorry. I could have worded that differently.
Frances: Don’t apologize to me. What I said was cruel. I’m really sorry, that was so out of pocket.
Icarus: … You’re sorry?
Frances: Very. As I’m sure you’re aware, I can be a bit much sometimes. I know I can be insensitive and I’m working on it… [ mumbles ] Yet here I am, doing it again. To you.
Icarus: Frances-
Frances: Don’t try to downplay it, I crossed a boundary this time and I am so sorry. I recognize you’re a person as well, with feelings.
Icarus: …
Frances: Icarus…? Please say something.
Icarus: I’m sorry, I’m a bit taken back.
Frances: I said something wrong, didn’t I?
Icarus: [ shakes head ] No! No, lately a genuine apology is difficult to come by.
Frances: Well... I just think you deserve better.
Winona: Sooo… What’s going on here?
Icarus: Winona!
Winona: [ snorts ] Wait til grandma hears about this.
Icarus: Please go away.
[ clears throat ] Anyways… The piece you played-
Frances: [ flustered ] Yeah total shit I know!
Icarus: Jesus Frances! I was gonna say let’s have you play it again so we can refine it.
Frances: TRUE! I have this idea… What if I added a little vibrato?
Icarus: What’s that?
Frances: OH MY GOD, we studied this!
Icarus: I told you! Musically inept!!
#ok so some notes i like the juxtaposition between the way frances apologizes and how violet apologizes#violet only apologizes when she's recognizes there's a possibility of losing him instead of just apologizing to reconcile their#situationship it purely is for her own benefit whereas frances is recognizing there are things she needs to work on herself#specifically how she deals with stress and how it is affecting the people around her such as#lashing out on kai being extra hover-y over dan at the pub and the tone she used when speaking to atlas#gah idk this was a fun scene to shoot this was the 38 pose scene (everything was done by me besides the shot with winona)#tessellate#sims 4 story#show us your story
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pls i need to provide updates
#basically yesterday night was chaharshanbe suri . which is a solar new yr tradition where we let go of the past suffering in our year#and like...start the new yr w fresh vigour . anyway so my friend was at the event and we were abt to leap over the fire#and she was like bro im im glad u blocked her (situationship) etc etc . and then. my phone started vibrating. and i look at it. and my f#friend looks at it. and its her. and were both like what the fuck?? i blocked her things r Over and anyway so i pick up the phone and shesl#acting like nothing happened (bc nothing DID happen for her) and she was like ohh ur doing chaharshanbe suri im not doing anything etc what#are ur new yr plans so i jusr .IDK WHY I DID THIS . but ig i didnt wanna come off as like lonely i said probably hanging out w family and#friends maybe reading poetry together . et cetera and she was like wait that sounds so fun why didnt u invite me!#LIKE WDYM YOUVE BEEN CONSISTENTLY MAKING IT CLEAR U DONT WANT TO BE IN MY PRESENCE . and i told her that after#everything i thought she didnt want to see me again and she was like you always think that 😐 . like. ?? ok anyway so she expects me to#invite her . and like. there is an above 0% but sub-5% chance she will actually show up . but the panic that gripped me#i started making calls to my friends asking them if they can come on the 23rd bc there must be an event and also i asked my mother#and she said actually yeah i am doing a thing on the 23rd :D it involves over 16 ppl (we live in a v small flat) of which like...7 are kids#so you wont have space to be in ur own room let alone invite others. which tbh like ...being around a bunch of loud kids doesnt seem fun fo#any of my friends or me etc so i thought maybe i should arrange things so that we all go out together and if she shows up she shows up 🤷♀️#but . im so. WHY DID I SAY THAT . i had to panic-call my research partner and ask him to get from oxf to where i live on the 23rd#and when he heard the explanation he like. the light in his voice disappeared 💀 but he potentially agreed so idk#THE ISSUE IS. 23rd im supposed to also have . a date#w this girl that i had a huge crush on when i was 15-16 (posted abt this b4 but id get shitty black coffee in the mornings just to spend a#few more minuted w her each day and she was the cleverest girl in school and she cared abt nothing but her academics but now shes very gay#scraggly homosexual etc etc shes cute) and YEAH IDK#like id have to go there on the date come back fast meet ppl POTENTIALLY (again under 5%) meet situationship girl#like is that even doable#but the thing is it would be so so so funny bc all of my friends dislike her sooo much#.........what if i invited the girl im supposed to have a date w over to hang out w us#god that would be so hilarious and chaotic . i wont do it tho im a mature person x#but it would be soooo funny#I HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT DUE TMRW 12:30PM IT IS 10:49PM RN I HAVENT STARTED IT bc i was rotting sadly in bed#popped a ritalin pill tho so here we go x#i have found myself in a state of such sheer agony and rage and sorrow and grief over this girl that atp i feel like#its just so entertaining . like i feel vaguely over it? ik nothing will come of it so its like just . have fun . vibe
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We all know what you think of KevEdd, but your thoughts on KevEddy? Do you think it could work in somehow? It's a interesting ship.
keveddy is just comedy fodder for me tbh. like i've mentioned, i think eddy might have a really confusing crush on kevin when he's younger cuz he's subconsciously attracted to the hyper masculine schtick. and possibly has a thing for being yelled at. i see the crush as entirely one-sided and pretty short-lived though.
as far as the ship itself i mean... eh it's definitely interesting. it's hard for me to suspend my disbelief with this one for whatever reason. too much feigned masculinity for anything good to result. they would be so insanely toxic 😂 they're too similar. one of them would have to wake up one day with a drastically different personality.
to each their own though, seriously. there's just something preventing my brain from imagining these two sharing a genuinely tender moment. their homoerotic mutual hatred is enough for me.
#i personally see kevin as straight so that's probably what's blocking my brain#but it's all fun and we have fun here#i'll just stick to my yuri coded yaoi#and the occasional ill-fated bisexual situationship#text
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As an apology for tsukasa posting here’s more emunene. Would like to emphasize that this is before the “dear friend” thing so emu said all of this and nene STILL didn’t realize emu loves spending time with her & wants to always be around her. Nene Kusanagi peak lesbian moments “you’re so amazing being around you makes me happy” (cut to nene with her head in her hands 2 hrs later) “what did she mean by that… does she even like me…”
#would have included the rui and nene convo about nene having fun with emu in the nene Halloween event 2* but that would#literally be the entire card story part one and two. the whole card is just emunene moments.#mine#she is so fucking stupid… love her#as I’ve said before ruikasa situationship is excusable bc they’re both stupid and dense#nene literally has no excuse emu could flat out propose to her and nene would not get it#emu & nene capitalizing on ruikasa getting detention to be gay is so funny. practice is delayed rui and Tsukasa got detention for blowing#smthn up at school -> ok let’s go on a date nenechan 🥰#project sekai
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um. ickywars sweep?
this is how ickywars can still win
#in my defense i said to temper your expectations#believe it or not but i actually do like the ship and i think they could really have something if circumstances weren't different#okay rant time but warriors having an oc boyfriend is a common trope right? so often the boyfriend is a fellow soldier or a sheikah warrior#which. fair. but also THE FRATERNIZATION!!! HE IS A SUPERIOR OFFICER#which is why Warriors having a weird situationship with an agent of an enemy state is a fantastic alternative#pros: warriors is not capable of having a normal relationship ever. it's funny. the enemy agent is mean to him in a way he thinks is hot#they can have a fun little dynamic where they're teasing each other about treason and spilling national secrets#it would be fantastic#cons: NONE#like you don't even need to make it icarius#just go ahead and make this the common trope for oc boyfriends#i want this to be my cultural impact#me rambling#lu ctb#ask#linked universe#anonymous#ctb is a comedy
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Me: watches a show called Pit Babe
Also Me: is surprised when the character’s name is Pit Babe
No but like I knew his name was Babe but I didn’t know his ‘stage’ name was Pit Babe 😅 I just thought the show was named that way cause he’s a racer 🙂
#yooo but these spicy scenes 👀#they’re having fun too you can tell I like that they’re comfortable with each other#also Charlie just walks up to a famous racer to ask to borrow a car??? who does that???#irl you’d get arrested lmao#getting into a situationship with said racer I don’t blame him for hehehe 😏#also also I think they pretty explicitly show that Babe is a Bottom™️ and does not like to Top™️ in episode 1! idk how people got confused#also also also so iconic of them to end the episodes with ‘‘A Film By Nopachai Jayanama’’#they said this world’s first omegaverse show IS CINEMA#pit babe the series#my post
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I asked my friend to place drivers on a political map based on vibes:
#i asked my friend: f1 edition#ok so it all makes perfect sense once we explain it like it’s so good#it started with Carlos likes he’s so fiancé like not innocent enough for boyfriend but not quite serious enough for husband but not an ex#seb is the fiancé on ur wedding night like he’s sitting against the door talking all night bc he respects tradition but can’t stay away#mick is just always ready to propose to you#Lewis is the worst type of situationship#chalres is the ex you never want to see again you loved him so much but you can’t stay away from max or Pierre#Valtteri is the most devoted husband you’ll ever see this man will love you forever once you have him#George is in the honeymoon phase like constantly he just loves talking ab the wedding so much and how it was so perfect#Daniel is the forever boyfriend like never gonna fully commit but you’ll spend forever waiting for him to ask the question#Nicky is the most insecure and sweet boyfriend to exist like he loves going on dates but is too anxious to go any further like move in#Lando is the party boyfriend with Alex and Yuki like just for having fun sorta relationship#Checo is the fun easy going husband that still acts like ur dating but will hold you so tight at night you can’t breathe#lewis hamilton#max verstappen#charles lecrelc#Carlos Sainz#sebastian vettel#daniel ricciardo#lando norris#valtteri bottas#george russell#checo perez#nicholas latifi#mick schumacher#alex albon#yuki tsunoda
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for me… FOR ME..!!! and for shri’iia specifically the lock in for astarion’s romance is his graveyard scene in act 3.
i think it is too quick for shri’iia to be moving on to another relationship considering her previous one was with her mistress who essentially groomed and isolated her for like … more than hundred years. learning to chase her own desires and not moulding herself to what anyone wants her to be is something so new to her…!!! and something that she’s still learning how to be comfortable with….
and what I like abt romancing astarion with her is that I usually go for the dialogue path in his act 2 confession scene where you can ask him:
- what do YOU want to do?
and he goes like honestly idk what we’re doing but /this/ is nice. it just feels like two people exploring the option to love for the first time and taking things in their own pace rather than jumping straight into the relationship. they’re going at a snails pace… they don’t know what they’re doing but they like this feeling and the vibe and they want to more of it but they’re not ready to commit to anything yet and it’s fine for them …!! and they’re only committing by the end in the graveyard scene where significant time has passed and they’ve learnt a little more about themselves and they’re both more confident about their own desires and also how they want to be loved.
like it is so fitting I think… and sweet… not to mention astarion being a high elf & a vampire and shri’iia being a drow, they have all the time of the world for themselves so I def think they would want to take their time. except if shri’iia turns into a mindflayer or drider by the end then that plan is out the window lol
#now I’m thinking who else I can romance with her .. maybe lae’zel ??#since the thing with her is that she doesn’t get vulnerable in act 1 so the scenes where the romances#are kind of heart to hearts like shadowheart’s or karlach’s (😭😭😭) is out of the question since it doesn’t fit her …#like she’d rather sleep with someone first than actually get to know them 😭 hence astarion and lae’zel …#gale and wyll… I am hmmm about it on one hand her approval with wyll in act 1 is not even high enough 😭😭#and I don’t think she can be sweet enough to chase after him in the party .. she was kind of like ok fine whatever when he said he’s not in#the mood … gale I think can be a contender .. I actually don’t know how his route goes so I’m not sure abt that …#but the thing is … she gets vulnerable LATER ..!! and why astarion’s romance work for her is i hc after their act 2 scene#they’re just in a situationship rather than actual relationship … like they’re dating (yes!) but also dating (hmmmm)#and it’s only in his last scene where they both lock in bc I think that’s enough time for her to process her OWN trauma and also for her#own character development … like she has to learn how to trust (ack!!!!) which is the thing that you don’t do when you’re raised in lolth’s#cult …. and her mistress manipulated her trust too so it’s even more nerve wracking for her bc she doesn’t want someone to have that power#over her again .. but now she has to learn how to give it away freely … without being scared … bites my hand …!!!!#and astarion graveyard scene where he wants to live again vs shri’iia learning how to trust again and trying to live without the fear of#someone betraying you and using you and the paranoia that comes with it … urck urgh goughhhhhh critical hit …#also I have a hc that she actually is quite good at making poisons since her mother sold alchemy herbs and components#and she gives him poison as a courting gift lol .. also like a way to protect him 🤭 but she won’t admit that … she’s like if you want it#take it if you don’t idc 🤷♀️ (she does..) i hc that she gets flustered at sincerity actually#their relationship for me is like they’re both two little shits and a general menace to society (both charlatans)#but if they had to hold hands she’d get too flustered too and he’s like honestly what are you a child? (smug face making fun of her)#I have this little comic idea for them when they held hands for the first time and she’s like ouggghhh 😳😮💨 flustered and sweating and he’s#like hihi 🤭😎 but then their hands starts to get sweaty and then he’s like ew that’s disgusting and she’s like ok if u hate it let go then#and he’s like no YOU let go 🙄 but they don’t let go now they have to suffer through the sweaty hand holding alas such is fate …
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omg also I have so much tea (?) to spill online cuz I can’t do it irl 😭😭😭
#okay SO#i have this long time friend from sec school#Like we’ve known each other 6+ years now and she’s rlly nice and fun#We were much closer abt 4-5 years back when we were in the same class#But other than that we were still kind of close cuz we stay like a block from each other + we shared a class all 4 years of sec school#So now that we’ve graduated from jc we went out etc and and it’s been so fun BUT#she met this guy on discord thru a server and they had/are still having some weird situationship thing#And at first I didn’t mind her telling me abt it etc but I mighttt be a lil tired of hearing abt it#I FEEL SO BAD she’s literally done nothing wrong but idk how to express how im feeling w/out seeming like im NOT 100% supportive of her yk#Like she also had a pick me phase (we were 14 when ELSE were we going to have that phase) and has always struggled a lil w emptions/affecti#Part of which has to do w her parents so also understandable#But I find myself feeling soooo annoyed now#Like recently she texted me that she texted him that she was taking a sm break which was true but now she misses him#And she was like omg I want to turn off my feelings 😭😭😭#It makes me feel JSNXKLDLS girllll what r u doing#grow a backbone??#Maybe it’s also cuz I totally don’t understand what she sees in that guy#Omg I could make a whole other post abt how MEDIOCRE he is jkskdn#but atp im starting to miss her pick me era 😭😭😭 and I feel SO BAD it’s smth I’ve had all my life#I will dislike ppl who I find annoying even when they literally did nothing and are living their best life#KILL ME#it’s okay I’m so normal abt this hehe
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So about the Katherine and Will thing.
Anyways I for one, liked much more his whole thing with Katherine when it came to light she was his pseudo-sis/full sister and he manipulated her for revenge. Like also for his mother who made him promise to protect her and Elizabeth but he didn't have to seduce Kate. That was him being attracted to her and also getting to give the middle finger to Simon. Also ruthless in going for the fastest way to get Katherine and Elizabeth to his side. I totally wasn't expecting Will going for that angle but wow.
I also loved it didn't fuck him or anything, her probably being his sister, bc he has so much bigger problems going on. The fact that Katherine essentially killed herself trying to kill him in vain being one of those, alongside the whole being Sarcean Reborn thing.
lts just soo funny, bc all those traditional YA who are like, Sebastián from Shadowhunters you know? The villain who is obssesed with the female protag is also like her brother or something, and its proof that the chara is terrible, but they had a chance once, but ugh incest and they need to die, etc etc.
Only here is our protag, Will, who has so much going on, the brief detour for heterosexuality town bc Lady and him were a thing in a past life and "mother lookalike also tried to murder me" trauma is more interesting in what it says of him than the fact Katherine was kinda his sister.
Poor Katherine had to die bc this isn't a classic YA story with her as the heroine in distress with the dashing villain who tempts her. This is Will story and we only need her little sister, who is a more interesting adversary as a 10 year old seeing through his bullshit that Kate could be.
#my thoughts#dark rise trilogy#will kempen#meta#katherine kent#would not say no to a fic that explored like what if Kate didn't follow will and didn't realise he was the dark king#so she has to confront that's her bro and that will is interested in James#bc of all the povs hers is the only one so into the normative view of things?#another reason she didn't survive book 1#but itd be kinda fun seeing her fussing over everything and the rest of the group looking at her like she's the mad one#yes girls can wear trousers and fight#marriage what marriage?#queerness is also OK#as long as you aren't for the dark of course#honestly just a little one shot bc I think the series is better without her in it#but I just want Kate reaction to Will being related to her and also bi in a situationship with James#for the funsies#dark rise
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#i started dating this guy and he’s so cute and nerdy and beautiful and smart and funny 🥺🥺#i just like him so much#i just wanna snuggle with him and hold his hand and learn everything about him and kiss him over and over again#but like#idk what the fuck I’m doing bc I’ve only been in one relationship before#and that was like 6 years ago#after that ended I got into a situationship that quite literally ruined me#since then I’ve been on like 5 dates total#I’m just trying to keep it cool and lowkey flirty but I feel like I’m so bad at this#Michael if you see this just pretend like you didn’t. or maybe make fun of me for it idk#ramblings
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shuffle your favorite playlist and post the first five songs that come up. then copy/paste this ask to your favorite mutuals 🫶🏼❤️
#fun fact: a situationship made this playlist for me#and we could've been something if i hadn't been so stupid#oh well 😃
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well. this morning on my commute i accidentally dropped 500 words worth of the beginnings of The Other Scenario for denethor and thorongil (impossible unresolved sexual tension for YEARS that culminates in the One single time that they fucked that did ruin both of them a bit). its a little bit i have one chance to freely-ish acknowledge that unfortunately i have come to care about you (not exclusive from hating your guts) its a little bit anticipatory grief its a lot classic denethorongil cheeky/cunty/horny its got everything. its set directly before the siege of umbar if you know what i mean hope this helps send post
#.txt#truly it struck me with lightning like five minutes after i got on the train. god if i can keep the momentum going on this one………#there’s. a lot that they and i are not saying about that anticipatory grief thing. well the timing….Anyway!#THEYRE certainly not acknowledging it!#80% of it at least is just them having fun. in their own stupid fucked up way. 50% is them having feelings and NOT wanting to acknowledge it#(for each other. if that helps). maybe 10% at MOST is them actually dealing with their emotions. Well….what more can you expect really#denethor doesnt even Know……………..#gondor's finest situationship#man jamie if ur seeing this i know i said i wasnt writing anything else until the au was finished but unfortunately they have captured me#body and soul. and like idk its probably good for me to write something so diametrically opposite….?#umbar fic
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chun tao and leonid crazy situationship yaoi btw. if anyone cares
#text#thoughts#chun tao#leonid#its just so funny to me okay#eri gets to make fun of chun tao for having the messiest situationship bc their own relationship is stable and peak goals tbh#but also i like the idea of chun tao confiding in eri bc theyre besties#and also it reinforces the nature of their coverup marriage and their support for each other's endeavors#(thinks abt the stuff i have in mind for chun tao and leonid) FUCKED UP SEA CREATURES. BOTH OF YOU
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Google from the prompt list? 👀 <333
google? from this list? lololol okiedokie!
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Sam finishes his jog with a slow climb up the steps of the house he shares with Bucky. He pulls his sweatshirt off and lays it over his shoulder to adjust his tank top until it’s sitting low on his pecs.
The runner’s high is strong enough this morning to blot out any shame or embarrassment that might come from the outfit change.
He’s got a good feeling about today.
After fussing with his basketball shorts, he swings open the door. At this point in his efforts, Sam knows there’s only a 50% chance Bucky is even awake and present enough to notice the fruits of these efforts, but at this point, he’s starting to get a little desperate.
Bucky is awake and at their kitchen table, though, slamming his laptop shut before Sam can see what’s on the screen. He stands in a rush, blocking the computer entirely.
Sam narrows his eyes in suspicion, and Bucky’s lips part to say something. He stops short to roam his gaze appreciatively over Sam’s body.
It kind of sucks that Sam then has to say, “what were you Googling this time?”
He’d rather invite Bucky to finally do something about all the looking he’s been doing. Sam has been more than ready to upgrade their partners-in-everyway-but-one relationship.
But then Bucky scowls and they settle into a comfortably familiar bickering.
There’s always tomorrow.
#THANK YOUUUU!!#doing this was so fun and illuminating actually wow#Bucky googled#'is my roommate'#and it auto-filled to dtf#and then he had to look it up#and then he had to look up friends with benefits.. and situationships..#and somehow wound up on a sambucky truther blog with a disturbing number of pictures of them and suspiciously familiar tone of voice#ehehe halfway through this i was like 4-10 SENTENCES??! OOPS#so sorry you dont get them arguing over bucky's use of bing#dont you think he seems like a bing user#sambucky drabbles#jo do be writing or whatever#onlysambucky#ask games
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