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oh and bluebell too • she/they • just a silly little frog that is in love with sv5 and has an even crazier friend
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sick and tired.. SICK AND TIRED !!!
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I showed my mama this exact picture and asked what she would think if I brought them home, here’s the results:
Max: no he’s too old for you
Lance: hmm he’s nice looking
Checo and Fernando: they’re too old for you, like your fathers age (my dad is 67)
Lewis: *silence* eh
George: oooo, I like him
Charles: oh even better he’s cute
Carlos: OH WHO IS THAT??? The hair!! Oh look at those lips!! Very nice!! I’d like to come home to him!!
Pierre: oh he looks fun! He’d be fun to date
Esteban: oh he has a sultry look to him, look at those eyes!
Kevin: he has a German look. meh.
Nico: *silence* too old
Daniel: *silence* *squints* *silence*
Yuki: awwww he looks like a little puppy, he’s adorable
Zhou: I’m not into Asians
Val: he’s too old, but I like the mustache
Alex: oh he looks like he’d be a fun son-in-law
Lando, Oscar and Logan: they’re too full of themselves. Look at that ego, they’re all the same I do not like them.
#formula 1#for context she is a Mexican woman in her 50s#when she called Yuki a puppy she cooed at him too#also she said a lot more about Carlos but to make it fair I included the things she kept repeating#when I asked about Checo again she said he just looks like a dad#but she genuinely thinks Fernando is her age 😭#max verstappen#lewis hamilton#george russell#checo perez#charles lecrelc#carlos sainz#lando norris#oscar piastri#lance stroll#fernando alonso#pierre gasly#esteban ocon#alex albon#logan sargeant#kevin magnussen#nico hulkenberg#valtteri bottas#zhou guanyu#yuki tsunoda#daniel ricciardo
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can you guys take my uquiz
#uquiz#i stopped breathing#like that took the wind out of me#I must now stare at the ceiling to recover
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Hello my sweet tumblr f1 friends, im finally at a job where I can decorate my space and I need help choosing a driver photo for my desk
Requirements:
gotta be an f1 driver (or Dale Sr.)
SFW (im at healthcare facility and its gonna be seen by patients and management)
Can be any driver from any time idc
I’m gonna choose the one I like the best simple as that and it’ll be done by Sunday :)
oh and this is the frame if that helps at all
#formula 1#emmie speaks#maybe give me a second photo for another time of year#and by anyone I mean anyone#from max to Nigel gimme those sweet festive boys#max verstappen#lewis hamilton#charles lecrelc#daniel ricciardo#f1#f1 2023#f1blr
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#some days I just want peace and quiet#today was not that day#anti pregnancy reveal??#formula 1#max verstappen#mv33#mv1#f1 shitpost
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glass half full vs chronically depressed f1 commentary
#formula 1#brazilian gp 2023#charles lecrelc#alex albon#daniel ricciardo#logan sargeant#oscar piastri#i am in pain#and she is thriving#logie sarge you are our only hope
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no show will ever have what taskmaster has. to me. the absolute silliness. a competition show where everyone wins and everyone loses and everyone is having the time of their lives. bring in a flashlight from your kitchen as a prize. or bring in your whole oven. it's 5 points either way. you WILL build a fort out of cardboard and tape and you WILL care about it so much. the way every task is so harmless and fun and generally done with like. everyday household objects. it's just weird little challenges that no one in their right mind would ever do or be good at. but everyone wants to win so bad and they get mad when they only get 1 point. throw some ping pong balls at alex horne and maybe you'll feel better.
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im just laying down but NOT for a nap guys i swear im getting comfy cozy but im NOT GOING TO FALL ASLEEP my ass is NOT laying my head to rest bro im just getting snug as a bug in a rug. FOR NO REASON. ill be awake the whole time bro i swear. me and my stuffed animals are just hanging out dude i PROMISE ill be awake im not sle
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George and Lewis are the new brocedes that..
Max and Daniel are the new brocedes this…
YOU FOOLS
Logan and Oscar
Lewis started at McLaren
Oscar is starting at McLaren
Nico started at Williams
Logan is starting at Williams
Childhood besties and still close friends
Have raced together on the same team in junior series
Oscar has always been more successful
Oscar is thriving while Logan is struggling
A new (possible) team Andretti (American) is entering the sport that could recruit the one American driver on the grid
You know who joined a new team after Willams that shared a nationality with them... Nico…
Oscar and Lewis were marked as possible WDCs right away after their remarkable McLaren rookie seasons
are the new brocedes!!
#formula 1#emmie speaks#lewis hamilton#nico rosberg#brocedes#oscar piastri#logan sargeant#does this make sense#cause I can’t be the only one seeing the parallels here#please someone back me up#i may be delusional#but#if I’m right and they end up on the same team you heard it here first#my plan all relies on Logan not fucking up anymore and keeping his seat for a couple more years#so maybe it won’t happen cause at this point…#yeah#lh44#nr6#op81#ls2
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I’m in literal shock???? as if brocedes isn’t your brocedes
#formula 1#brocedes#nico rosberg#lewis hamilton#i asked my friend: f1 edition#not an ask just the same friend#I hate her for this but she’s right#this is something that would happen in a brocedes fic#i am a child of divorce#times two
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this silly little baby boy is slowly becoming my fav especially bc seb won’t stop posting ab his bee merch (babygirl get the hint we can’t afford it)
#formula 1#oscar piastri#emmie speaks#Oscar my baby boy you’ve infected my brain#even my mom loves him#might have to get an Australian flag soon idk
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Getting constant corporate emails ab the ups strike and how a strike is “extremely unlikely” to happen but theyre having the hub contact store owners ab what to do and how to operate during it and my local drivers just had a practice strike and are planning another and every driver I talk to (like 5-6 a day) are getting worried about it even tho teamsters WONT TELL THEM ANYTHING ABOUT THEIR OWN NEGOTIATIONS
No joke my drivers have no idea what is going on or even want to strike, they’ve been told when to practice strike and obvs know when their contract is up but that’s IT, we get more communication from ups corporate than they do
cause the thing is that if they do strike (89% I’d say it happens) they’re just going to be fired and replaced by young, inexperienced, and easily pleased kids that will end up being under compensated and over worked like the usps, fedex, and amazon drivers are
and the thing is if they do lose their jobs no one at teamsters will!!! The people that are negotiating on behalf of the drivers won’t face ANY consequences
It’s just an AWFUL situation while the UPS ceo sits on a 28 mill a year BONUS (not even her salary that’s more) and the corp makes BILLIONS a year but refuses to place AC in the trucks and fairly compensate the part time drivers
Anyways pray or hope in whatever you believe in that for the genuine good for the global economy and how our day to day lives function that UPS gives in to the unions demands and that the drivers don’t strike!
#ups strike#support unions#support your drivers#genuinely stock up on ur essentials you get thru ups if possible#like coming from someone who works adjacent to them#it’s getting rather frisky
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I feel bad when I say “I know, I know.” when my cat is screaming at me. No, I don’t know. I can’t understand the powerful emotions coursing through her little orange body when I’m 30 minutes late with her dinner.
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"you're good checo?" girl none of the things he's witnessing are in the bible 😭
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btw. does anyone want to burst into tears with me
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