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spacebitz · 2 years

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grian’s the type of mf to be like: “is anyone going to create a child this season?” and not wait for an answer

#grumbot #shulker son #grumbot prime #etc?#i mean pizza also exists #does pizza count as their child?#grian #.txt #ghost whispers #faves #third life smp #hermitcraft

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floweroflaurelin · 1 year

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is the art gallery piece meant to be in an art gallery in s2, or is it meant to be a later era w/ reincarnation/immortal hermes/something? i think it's probably meant to be s2, but the phrasing of the caption is messing with me a little, so i'm not sure. also that piece is so good and the caption hits the heart, i really like the way the light is implied to be shining on hermes' face

Aw yeah!! Okay so my idea with the painting is that it’s up in a gallery in Sanctuary, and it’s one of the paintings made by my sona—when Pixlriffs put that blue painting of mine up in the Museum he said it was “on loan from the Mythical Sausage collection” and was painted by me. And since my sona is a canon character in Sanctuary, I decided in my own head that they’re a resident artist in Sanctuary and they have a studio where they obsessively paint Santa Perla over and over because, y’know, that’s what I’ve been doing irl 😆

The painting is of Saint Pearl cradling a dying old man and giving him peace. Since Saint Pearl was a religious figure in Sausage’s old kingdom— Sausage said they called her the Sunflower Goddess—I figured that all the lore he dropped about her bringing an old man to the Afterlife (smp) herself would’ve been one of the myths of the old kingdom, something my sona would be familiar with. What they and the other residents of Sanctuary don’t know is that the old man in the myth was, in canon, Sausage in a past life! So in the narrative here, that painting exists because my sona painted a myth about Saint Pearl and ended up painting e1!Sausage without even realizing it.

Hermes, though, is the son of a god, and so he’s connected to the divine already. So when he sees the painting in the gallery he’s taken with it—some part of him recognizes the spark of truth in the myth. The blanket draped on old man Sausage is blue—and so is the sleeve on the arm taking Hermes through the gallery, connecting them. Current Sausage is the one walking with him. Hermes can’t put their finger on it, but the old man in the painting is familiar to him. Cause it’s his papa! :D That’s why the light is shining on him like that—it’s their epiphany, their connection with the divine and their father’s past.

Another fun fact about my sona: they’re older than Sausage by nearly a decade! Someday I will draw them in their studio, hair greying, surrounded by canvases covered in sunflowers.

#empires smp #mythical sausage #saint pearl #empiresblr #don’t even get me started on the untapped painting potential that is Joel’s temple of the farmer god!!#Peral……. goddess of farming…. a figure he remembers from his past……#a story he probably passed on to his son…….#i can’t believe I haven’t done anything with that yet oh man #my favourite character in empires season 2 is an armour stand with a shulker head on it.#ask #anon

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acuteblock · 2 years

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My most favourite part of Joel's recent episode is just, more than half of it is just spent declaring he loves his son, Hermes, so much (even if he isn't sure what exactly his son is, he doesn't really care), and that Hermes is a good boy and Joel will do anything to protect him like

I'm sobbing he loves his boy so much 😭😭

His son has the super, most special island shape; that has fun bouncy pads, a big three-sized bed, an aquarium, and some other pets he can have

He deserves every little bit of spoiling Joel and Sausage showers him and he is honestly one of the best parts of this season ngl

#-WE LOVE THE FOUND FAMILY DYNAMIC-#smallishbeans #hermes the shulker child #empires s2 #empires smp #acute chitters #-sometimes a family is a god the son he made on a whim and the guy who just accepted the role as the son's other dad-

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pixiecaps · 9 months

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hello i am sorry if this is a lot to ask but can i get a cohesive explanation of what the fuck has been up with cellbit…. this man moves way too fast for me </3

ok ok so ever since qcellbit killed himself and removed his last presidential life he’s been contacted by an unknown source through black shulker boxes and solving all these rlly difficult enigmas mainly because his sons life richas was on the line. hes kept everything a secret and not told anybody anything because he was told to be discreet or again his son would be killed. now all these puzzles have given us LOTS AND LOTS OF EVIDENCE OF A LOT. lots of federation lore and what seems to be some key in destroying the federation we saw some diaries from a worker who seems to have rebelled or realized the federation is all a sham. its all very like scattered and vague but. IDK. OKAY. so the final thing qcellbit had to do was give all this evidence to the source. AND HE DID. HE HANDED ALL OF IT OVER. EVERY PHOTO. EVERY BOOK. EVERYTHING. and right then we had a reveal. qcell found an elevator went down and there was cucurucho. sitting in a chair. waiting for him. saying “excellent performance. thank you for your cooperation.” and as a reward gave him this keycard

so basically qcellbit was doing work for the federation the entire time for like WEEKS NOW unknowingly and handed them everything. they. wanted. and this will probably have very negative consequences on the islanders especially considering what was handed over.

now qcell did save everything in his “mind palace” aka his google doc but still. now the federation has all that information

@jamsiies saw u asked a similar thing so heres a short explanation

#pix asks aaaa #anon

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teddybearsandspaceships · 1 month

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Again, way too detailed notes about a Cleo stream (15.3.2024) because it was great and I want to remember. (Please Cleo upload your VODs again please.) Featuring an Ancient City, Hermit scariness ratings, a new Emerald Daddy, and Life series reminiscing with the Clockers.

Plan for today: Ancient City raiding!, to get books

She´s definitely going alone because Ancient City raiding on her own is terrifying but you know what else is terrifying? The other people on the server.

The only person on the server Cleo is afraid of is False. Not Gem, Gem´s a kitten. False could take Cleo in a fight and kill her dead, but more importantly False can scare Cleo because she´s quite sinister. 5am Pearl is kinda cute. “can kill you, probably won´t,” if you entertain her. Cub isn´t scary either, the only thing to be scared of with Cub is the grind. Doc is 95% bark.

(In hindsight, finding a Swift Sneak II book so early is a tease knowing that it´ll be the only one.)

Chat is way more scared of the Ancient City than Cleo is. Worst that can happen, you summon a warden, you die, and your gear despawns, so what. Cleo thinks people are trying to freak her out and scare her into making mistakes.

This stream was right after or during Mumbo´s video on Hermits´ weird playing habits came out so there were plenty of questions about Cleo´s set-up. Cleo defends their choices, also they have a desk now.

Hypno drops by to show off his new armor and announce a raid. Cleo calls Cub her Emerald Daddy because he supplies her with emeralds.

Hypno drops off a shulker full of emerald blocks for Cleo, for free. Cleo then tells him he gets free books now. Hypno is astonished and delighted, and asks for a written voucher. Cleo writes him one and calls him Emerald Daddy too. Cleo: “Double Emerald Daddy, I´m good.”

Cleo won´t tell her fellow Hermits that they´re great to their faces because it would ruin her tough guy image.

Fun in chat: Etho sleeps. Bdubs: “sorry dad” Etho: “son I am at your place to give you a scolding” Bdubs: “be right up” – Cleo is sorry she saw that

Cleo discovers Joel´s glow ink shop and the glow squid Joel built from candles and is delighted. Joel is now her absolute favorite person. Armor stand buddies!

Taking advantage of the fact that all words are made up, Cleo makes a few more hoppadingdongs

Bdubs demands quiet because he and Etho are about to record one of their famous Bdubs-and-Etho clips. Cleo says they should get in a group. Etho: “Mum is so bossy, right Bdubs?” Bdubs: “She´s so bossy.” Cleo: […] *hits him* “Don´t talk to me that way.” Bdubs: “I´m sorry.” Cleo: “You will be.” Bdubs: “I´m sorry. That was a no-no, I´m sorry.” Etho: “Never talk back to your mummy.” Bdubs: “No, never.” Cleo: “Yeah, you two role-playing this thing again, it´s weird.” Etho, laughing: “You´re done with it, aren´t you, Cleo.” Cleo, also laughing: “I´m done with it. I was kind of done with it when it started, to be honest.” Bubs: “That shows your level of commitment.” Etho: “I feel like we move on from it and then Scar brings it up once in a while, and then Bdubs…” Cleo: “Me and Etho are kind of over it, so…” Bdubs: “Really? I saw Joel today and I thought, this is my uncle.” Etho: “Baby-sitter, right?” Cleo: “Cousin.”

Cleo offers to mute again but Bdubs asks her not to, having her there is great. Like audience chatter.

Bdubs shows Etho and Cleo his scaffolding challenge as his shop advertisement. Etho: “He´s so clever.” Cleo: “He is, he´s a genius. That´s our special boy.”

Bdubs starts his spiel: “You think you´re so cool…” Etho: “I thought I was…”

Bdubs wins the first game because Etho has trouble ringing the bell. And the second one. Cleo soon realizes that it´s easy to make Bdubs lose by sabotaging the scaffolding. Bdubs swears Etho and Cleo to secrecy about this easily exploitable weakness.

Cleo keeps talking about how wealthy they are. Very profitable shop, after all! (…true but I saw Cub´s stacks of diamond blocks the next day. Fear the grind.) Cleo bankrolled Etho already.

After a conversation about pricing Etho tells Cleo they have to teach Bdubs about peer pressure. Then remembers that “she doesn´t like it when we do that, we gotta stop.” Cleo says it´s fine. (Yay boundaries.)

Cleo asks Bdubs for a horse. Bdubs accuses Keralis of fraud (secretly swapping the horses people bought from him if they don´t buy the extended warranty.) Cleo asks if Keralis is gingering his horses. They talk about the meanings of the word, and why ginger is also used for red-heads. Etho: “Is it ´cause gingers are spicy?” Moment of silence. Cleo: “…sure?” Bdubs: “Yeah…” Etho: “I think we nailed it.”

Some talk abut spelling variations. “You can just say you don´t know how to spell, Etho, it´s fine.” And then talk about British dialects, how they drop the “t” in the middle of words (or phrases). Etho and Bdubs try to imitate it, badly. They don´t seem to understand what “in the middle of a word” means.

Shopping district talk, and some reminiscing about Shade-E-E´s. Cleo steered clear because she didn´t know Etho very well back then. Etho has a different glass prank in mind for this season. Etho and Bdubs also remember an end rod exchange thing they did, they neither remember what started it or how it ended.

Cleo: “I feel like you´re not spiteful enough, Etho.” He lets too much go. Bdubs protests that Etho lets it go with him, because they have a history – Etho: that´s right – but to anybody else Etho is very spiteful. Cleo: He´s never been particularly spiteful to me, “and I deserve it.” Bdubs, dismissive: nah. Etho: “Well, to be fair, Cleo *builds up a dirt wall like he did between them in Third Life* I am kinda scared of you.” Both crack up. “You´re not necessarily who I wanna be poking.”

Cleo clarifies that the reason why False is the only one who scares her is because False is very quick on the insults. Cleo can be fast, but False can be faster. Bdubs: “Now I´m scared.”

Etho tells Bdubs the story of why he´s scared of Cleo: “I always viewed Cleo as, like, sweet, innocent, you know, quiet…” Cleo cracking up. It was because Cleo stole Pizza, for no reason. “She was laughing the whole time, like a crazy psycho.” Cleo: “It´s a llama.” “I just thought it was interesting, I had a complete shift of what I thought of you at that moment.” Bdubs: “Yeah, she can do anything.” Bdubs was also shocked at that moment. They hadn´t talked about it, Bdubs just supported her in her plan to cause trouble. Stealing Pizza was more of a crime of opportunity because Scar didn´t want to talk to her and left Pizza there. “Bold move.” “It´s just Scar.” Etho reminds everyone that the Life series was fresh at that point, they know now that this sort of thing happens but they didn´t then. Cleo didn´t know most of the people in the series very well so she went full-on chaos gremlin. She blames Bdubs.

Etho repeats that that´s when his perspective on Cleo shifted. “And it never shifted back. Like, the more stuff she did, it just got further in that way.” Cleo can understand that: she got worse, as time went on, chaos-gremlin-wise. Etho: now we´re in season ten of Hermitcraft, she´s stealing villagers… Cleo points out that it wasn´t her idea, but admits that she fully embraced it. Etho isn´t sure he would have, Bdubs says he wouldn´t have. Cleo: “What´s Doc going to do to me.” Bdubs: “Uh, have you seen the sand dial?” Cleo: “Have you seen what´s inside it?” Bdubs, clearly grinning: “Oh, yes, yes.”

Scar is online and Bdubs invited him over to find out if he was actually upset about Cleo stealing Pizza. Scar arrives on his horse, but stays away a few blocks. Etho walks up to him: “You may approach, Scar.” Scar ender-pearls up to them. Bdubs asks how mad he was at Cleo over Pizza, Scar claims he was looking up tickets to the UK to seek his revenge. “Pizza meant more than I can express.” Does a whole sad monologue. Cleo and Etho think it was funny, Scar demands they take it back. Worse, and what also really threw Etho, when Scar asked Cleo to her face if she stole Pizza she denied it.

Cleo: “Yeah, but I´ve had my punishment now, ´cause now I´m your mother forever.” Scar just realized: “The family! What a wonderful moment.” Etho: “Out shopping together.”

Scar has to wait for Skizz to enforce rules in the shopping district, but Skizz is off on the high seas. Scar: “What if the boat went down.” “What the hell, Scar!” “That´d be awful!” Scar imagines it as, you float for a while, maybe see a shark, then get rescued in a helicopter. Cleo: you might see someone else die, while you survive ´cause you´re the main character. Scar asks after a Titanic character and is surprised Etho immediately knows her name because Etho is usually bad with movie references.

Cleo: “I would never do anything to you guys, you´re my family.” Bdubs: That´s sweet.” Scar: “That was sinister.” Etho: “Trolls us.” Cleo: “Correct.”

Scar got a tip to keep a horse from wandering off inside a circle of berries from an e-mail. Only the best things come from e-mails.

Bdubs tries to prove scaffolding superiority to Scar. Etho and Cleo support the pitch. Scar is disappointed by mom and dad. Etho and Scar agree to give it a try sometimes. Bdubs says Tango puts redstone on scaffolding sometimes, Etho is horrified. Etho shows them that you can use scaffolding to clutch a fall. Scar tries it because it would also work on leaves – unfortunately Etho forgot to tell him that you need to crouch and he dies. He´s not going to be happy, but ultimately it was clearly his own fault. It´ll take him a while to come back, Bdubs feels like he should go get him but Etho and Cleo need to leave.

#zombiecleo #hermitcraft #hc s10 #hermitcraft streams #...this got a bit out of hand oops

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redstonedust · 2 years

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u know i think grian would avoid the 'worlds sluttiest absent father' allegations a lot more if he stopped labelling things his son before realising he is not equipped to deal with raising a giant robot and/or 5+ shulker babies /silly

#hermitcraft

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thooya · 1 year

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i was bored last september so here's Mumbo and Grian's message history (messages they've sent to each other using Grian's railway post service) during Hermitcraft season 7. i think it's cute. i may have missed some messages and i only used Grian's pov

g-Grian m-Mumbo i-Iskall ?-unknown "message" [item or action]

EP3 g-17:39 [a set of poorly enchanted diamond armor] g-21:09 "Hi mumbo dont have any books hope you like our new hobbit tunnel I shall send you random things and messages sometimes" [quartz]

EP4 g-01:32 [parrot head named "Pesky Bird"] g-10:00 or 10:32 "mumbo how do villagers work? asking for a friend" m-10:24 [coords of hermit challenges] m-22:14 "Nobody knows"

EP6 m-04:20 "I got good lol" g-04:38 "I got doors lol" [16 doors]

EP7 g-22:24 "tag 2 electric boogaloo"

EP9 i-02:25 "I took some cactus" g-11:14 "Thanks for letting me use your farm"

EP10 ?-04:34 "A MSG! (but not from mumbo :()" [12 doors and 4 shulker boxes] g-05:08 "Hi mumbo hope you are ok!!!!" g-11:09 [a stack of golden carrots named "Friendship Carrots"]

EP11 m-00:17 "Appreciate ya :)" [14 anvils "Heard you want anvils", 8 stacks of rockets "Rockets of reunion", a diamond block "to my old chum"]

EP13 m-09:45 [26 cod fish "Some kippers for you"] m-11:48 "We play now :)" [started a game of tic-tac-toe in a book]

EP14 m-00:00 [they continued to play tic-tac-toe in the book] m-16:22 [mumbo's sent himself to grian to announce that he was moving out of his hobbit hole]

EP15 m-02:09 [they continued to play tic-tac-toe in the book]

EP17 09:57 [grian's showed the amount of spam he'd sent to mumbo]

EP18 m-14:58 "Thanks :)" [the tic-tac-toe game is over, Grian let Mumbo win]

EP27 m-21:10 "Commercial Done lol" [a music disk "mumboForMayor_Final_Final_LASTB.mp4"]

EP61 g-01:39 "I miss you - G"

EP77 g-05:30 "Shall we go and visit our son?"

#hermitcraft s7 #hermitcraft #mumbo jumbo #grian #hermitchat #?in a way

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hermitcrossovers · 2 months

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Listen, i know this sound a little whacky but what if Iskall of Hermitcraft have found out his son q!Tubbo has a adopted daughter which makes him a grandfather??? I dunno, I just see this idea made by @/theminecraftbee on qsmp tag. And i wanna see how you guys spin this on your own? If you didn't like it. Feel free to delete this ask. Have a great time...

iskall would immediately break into qsmp and succeed because no one stops iskallMAN. because what do you mean he's a grandfather now?!?! how dare tubbo, his most beloved son of three years, not tell his dearest dad that he has a child now! he arrives with shulker boxes full of goodies, this is the first time meeting their granddaughter of course they have to make a good impression.

iskall would definitely try to solo the federation for trying to do shit to sunny and tubbo. he and etoiles would get along like a house on fire.

-mod tides

#hermitcraft #qsmp #iskall #tubbo #sunnysideup #if you look at our tubbo tag we have one two iskallDAD posts floating about

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aquaquadrant · 6 months

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with regards to "unless he had a weird obsession with making like, armor-stand children, and pretending they were real for some reason." that is pretty much exactly what happened with joel empires s2. you got it in one! there was Lore™ flavouring to it (more so for hermes) but his children hermes and tiny tom were just those short armour stands with a shulker head and enderman head respectively

ooh ok see, i figured they must’ve actually been armor stands (i remembered seeing a few around during the crossover) but i wasn’t sure if, canonically, in-universe, they were considered real or not?

cuz like, sometimes the hermits will build something or make an armor stand and then be like “this is so-and-so” and just start acting like it’s a real, living thing. so we accept it as part of the fiction, and any art/writing related to it will act accordingly, treating it as a real character.

like when grian and mumbo built grumbot, realistically it was just a build with a couple redstone components that could spit out pre-loaded slips of paper. but in-universe, grian and mumbo created a sentient robot son.

so i just wasn’t sure if empires played w those same rules or not HAH especially since they tend to lean more heavily into the rp than even hermitcraft does.

#hels to pay au #HTP ask #kinda? cuz i’m trying to illustrate how my interpretation of mc worlds is different #grumbot might not be the best example tho bc he’s still canon to my verse #he’s not a player so it’s plausible that grian and mumbo created him with redstone #but like any armor stand ‘child’ considered real by the rules of rp would not be real in HTP au

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jellieland · 1 year

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I love how insistent Cub is that this shulker is Grian's son. No this isn't just a shulker for a shulker farm, this is Grian's son, who he has kidnapped. Here, he's got Grian's son, riding around in a minecart and visually glitching into the glass.

I'm sorry Cub, but I'm pretty sure Grian gave up his claim to parenthood for any of the shulkers below the entity when he decided that no, he's completely fine with murdering them all, actually.

...although to be fair given past events maybe that's just his parenting style-

#hermitcraft #cubfan135 #grian

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catboy-scott-agenda · 2 years

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sometimes family can be a magical man, an eleven-foot-tall god, their shulker son brought to life by god magic, and his chaotic aunt who is definitely not a catgirl

#shulker fam my beloved #empires smp #joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans #empires joel #themythicalsausage #mythicalsausage #empires sausage #lizzie ldshadowlady #ldshadowlady #empires lizzie #empires hermes

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king-of-the-oranges · 10 months

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Everytime Cub says “Grian’s son” my brain immediately thinks he’s saying “Grandson” so like, new family dynamic. A mad scientist that ages backwards, a definitely not cryptid pesky bird and a shulker that might also be the goat scientists child too.

#hermitcraft man #hermitcraft season 9 #hermitcraft #cubfan135 #grian #hermitcraft cub #hermitcraft grian

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