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spoonraiderdraws · 6 months

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Back hurts bc my drawing posture is this

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cornkernelcorp · 1 month

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The crew gives me big Team Rocket vibes from the "We'll be back!"

Team Bananafish is blasting off agaaaain!

GOD they are absolutely team rocket- there are about a dozen comic ideas I have yet to draw of scenarios for them, but god are they in my brain. For now, have them fumbling at the escape.

#cookie run #cookie run kingdom #crk #cookie run oc #crk oc #cookie run fanart #my art #crk fanart #banana eel cookie #bastard eel cookie #cowbell cookie #the banana crew #goldenback shrimp cookie #comic #ask #ive had this sketched out for AWHIIILE #if my drawings look rushed recently forgive me #college is coming #to kick my ASS

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ppaleoartistgallery · 5 months

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Pahvantia

Pahvantia! because im tryna crack down on learning radiodont anatomy currently, literal bobblehead shrimp

#Pahvantia #radiodonts #paleoart #paleontology #digital art #artists on tumblr #digital artwork #palaeoart #digital illustration #id in alt text #literal bobblehead animal why do you look like that funko pop ass shrimp

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size-two-shrimp · 1 year

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ULTRAKRILL

Sisyphish (Lion's Mane Jellyfish) and Minnows (White Ribbon Eel) Prime

Glubriel (Caribbean Reef Squid)

SubmarV1ne (Longfin Mako Shark (+ Sailfish)) and SubmarV2ne (Great White Shark (+ Sailfish)) (also inspired by the little articulated snake toys)

Rambling about why I chose the beasts that I did under the cut.

Originally I was gonna use yellow tangs for Sisyphus but then I was looking at his design and was not sure how I would deal with his face while going with a fish for the tail. And then I remembered that jellies' tentacles kinda look like the way his hair does in the concept art, and while I was looking for yellow jellies I saw a lion's mane and went. Yes, that one. Very happy with the way it looks it was a lot of fun to draw.

Minos was originally gonna be a deep sea giant isopod, but after I remembered that jellyfish existed I considered going with a sea snake, couldn't find ANY naturally white snakes, thought about an albino moray, then found out about white ribbon eels (which are related to morays, very cool). He's technically the only fish unless you count the V models jkgjkhgf

Gabriel was originally gonna be a paradise/mustard gas betta but I ended up deciding that if I ever drew/wrote about them all I would be so annoyed about there being just. One freshwater fish in the ocean with saltwater creatures just,, bothered me so much that man would be In Pain. So I decided to look for color changing sea creatures, most cephalopods obviously, and one of the first ones that came up was the Caribbean reef squid. I checked to see if they could be red and they sure could so I decided that worked.

Also, his crown(?) is meant to look like gorgonian coral.

V1 was originally going to be a shortfin mako because they're slightly faster, but the silhouette was so similar that I was STRUGGLING to find differences. Longfin wasn't much better though. Regardless, mako shark because they're known for being the fastest shark and among the fastest fish.

V2 is a great white because strong scary y'know y'know. I considered dunkleosteus for the same reasons, but switched to a shark because V1 was also gonna be one and I wanted them to mostly match.

V1 and V2 both have two sailfin sails because 1. big fin to mimic their wings, 2. fast fish. Very cool.

Also the doodles on them are meant to show that the sails can fold back for speed and open to stop quick. The other one is to show that they can swap the tails out for legs if they wanted to.

#turning characters into sea beasts is the highest honor i can bestow #while looking for creatures i learned that shortfin mako and great white sharks are 2/5 living lamnidae species #neat. note that theres at least 35 species listed on the wikipedia page. anyway real tags time thanks for looking at the fish #sisyphus ultrakill #sisyphus prime #minos ultrakill #minos prime #gabriel ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #v2 ultrakill #ultrakill art #ultrakill #my art #merfolk #merpeople #ultrakrill #i might write about this because my silly ass is horrifically obsessed with fish and shrimp and snails and and also ultrakill yipee!#also sisyphus and minos are the first beefy guys ive ever drawn and it was horrific forty seven casualties three deaths twelve missing

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scottpilgrim4everr · 5 months

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He’s a 10 but his brain’s made of shrimp

#HIS ASS AINT EVEN THINKING #HIM BRAIN NOT BRAIN‼️‼️‼️#just doodlin #young neil #young neil scott pilgrim #scott pilgrim #scott pilgrim vs the world #scott pilgrim anime #scott pilgrim takes off #spvtw #scott pilgram vs the world #scott pilgram takes off #shrimp #I want shrimp #I’m still not back on the art grind btw. it looks like it but I’m not.

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sleepycentric · 3 months

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bnha doodle dump i did on sai cus i havent used my tablet in a while !!

rewatching the whole anime is like a trip down memory late its honestly so nostalgic so here r my favs

also after all these years i finally figured out how to draw midoriyas hair this is an amazing revelation for me

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vaxxman · 22 hours

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Oh wait, right, its MerMay-

#60 seconds till mission begins rambles #I was thinking why am I seeing so much fish content; I love that but why haha- oh.#Time to draw molluscs I guess #Can someone enlighten me about Tentaspy; It's one of the first things I genuinely didn't dare to look up #What ocean animal fits the mercs; I'm starting:#Pyro is a seahorse :3 Or a Narwhale :3 #Sniper would be some moray eel; because opportunistic; always hidin' and gets your ass from across the coral reef (rude)#Market solly is probably a mantis shrimp; While Sticky Demo is the pistol shrimp; Living in Shrimplicity hitting and blowing each other up #Medic is octopus because I'm BIASED but ALSO because casual sure feels like you are the only person with a brain and you must multitask #Spy is also an octopus but the pantomime kind that can pretend to be 3 different other fish. That or a cone snail. Or a blue ring.#Heavy is a grouper because of that one time an octopus was observed to punch the grouper he was hunting with because frustration #I know Engi is often times drawn as a turtle; but I like him as a cleaner shrimp; or a clown fish #Saxton Hale is a coconut crab because I like how ridiculous they are. They are so stupidly strong and they drown when in water for too long #Miss Pauling is a sharksucker I think. Literally trailing after everyone and cleaning up after everyone #lmao I'm such a clown this is like. Flower Language. But Map it on fish I just really want to draw fish again

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leatherbookmark · 4 months

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gkjfshgkjfshgfs tried doing a quick littol typing course and i am passable at typing shit like will ease life real but the second it's time to type actual words and sentences the way god intended i'm squirming out of my skin with how uncomfortable it is. i was born cringefail and i will die cringefail unable to touchtype properly

#shrimp thoughts #i thought touch typing is just typing without looking at the keyoboard which is something i can do! i am doing it right now! eyes up!!#but my ass is NOT keeping the fingers on the proper keys as you're supposed to. it just feels too cramped? uncomfortable? Bad???#story of my life dot jpeg: thinking i'm good at something only to find out that a. no i am not! and b. i'm also doing it Wrong. rip!

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neverendingford · 3 months

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#tag talk #anytime my friends point out that something I say is good advice or express that they see me as aspirational I'm always just like....#wtf how am I am example to look up to I'm just an idiot bumbling his way through life trying to avoid hitting her head on cabinet corners #honestly it's mostly just seeing mistakes others have made and going “I will not make those mistakes. I will make weirder mistakes than that #like. it feels a little like the “I'm eighty years old I'm done with putting up with everyone's bullshit” except it's #it's “I didn't kill myself so I'm not gonna put up with bullshit anymore”#like. I chose life. I'm not about to half-ass that decision. I'm not gonna walk back that decision. I'm not going to flinch away from it.#that fuckin... “what do we have to fear but fear itself” quote or whatever. like.. I died. you think anything else is gonna scare me?#if I'm going to be stuck here on this planet you bet your ass I'm gonna make the most of it. I'm not gonna be embarrassed. no shame.#we're all living here until we die and the things that matter are your own life and then the people around you.#I'm not going to miss out on a chance to find community and connection just because I'm afraid. I'm done being afraid.#though... I have been feeling shrimp emotions for the past two weeks and my stomach has tied itself up in knots over it.#I'm so detached because I'm afraid of feeling my emotions too strongly. so letting go and experiencing emotions is a lot for me.#and agghfffgghh I'm going to make it through this I'm going to make it through this but damn it's really rough #allowing yourself to get close to someone again after solidifying your position as unassailable is so hard.#especially because I've gotten so used to shielding the emotions of other people. hard to be honest when your honesty will hurt them #it's wild being around someone who's not wildly insecure because I can be genuine and honest and not worry about what I say hurting her.#I could say “I'm leaving in a year do you still want to date?” and trust that she would actually think it through and give a reliable answer #like. I can handle just my emotions because she's able to handle hers.#being in mental health spaces for so long I'm not used to interacting with emotionally stable people lmaooo #do you think I'm emotionally stable? I don't think I am. but then I meet other people who are wildly more unstable than I am and hmmm #like. sui wasn't an emotional choice it was a cost benefit analysis. I get emotionally unstable sure. but I contain myself until it's over.#I know enough to not be impulsive because I recognize impulsive behavior in others and thus in myself as well.#so like. I'm unstable but I'm not externally unstable. I know how to isolate when I'm in a wounded lashing out state.#anyway I've been processing so many emotions this past week because I'm wildly out of practice with allowing myself emotional honesty #instead of just bricking myself up behind my defensive apathy. I want to hold onto this. I want to continue to channel these emotions.#I want to be unafraid to tell people when I love them #though with her it's more of a Nerevarine situation. you are not someone I love but rather someone who might become that.#like. I haven't known her long enough to really say I love. but I very much think if things continue how they are I will be confident in it #and not even romantic love per se. I have some old friends who I genuinely love. several siblings who I love. most people I know I do not.

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dustofthedailylife · 11 months

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Your girl managed to get a sunburn... in the shade.

How white do you want to be? Me: Yes.

#🍁 dust rambles #exuding maximum white girl energy #I dodged any kind of melanin #don't talk to me and my white ass #looking like a cooked shrimp within 30 minutes spent outside is a lifestyle

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fatmilkers · 7 months

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my teenage pregnant fish daughter is missing wtf i just saw her like 2 hours ago

#tt #i wanted to see her babies n their teeny lil eyes packed like sardines inside of her again before i slept sjhfbd #now im worried n looked everywhere and got my fingies kissed by shrimp but no harlot daughter???#i looked everywhere except under this little ass conch shell i dont remember facing downward. if shes jn there im gonna lose my mind

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azol-otl · 2 years

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Look I know in canon Damian is short and it’s supposed to be funny that he grows from being a shrimp to being a giant, but that’s boring. We literally already have Jason doing that.

What would be much funnier however is if Damian just radiated so much Short King energy that everyone just acts like he’s five feet tall. He could be Dick’s height and Jason’s weight and everyone would be like, “Look at this little guy.”

#Jason Todd #Damian Wayne #Look I'm not going to stand by DC's attempts to make Jason and Stephanie less sympathetic by making them look older #Jason was a shrimp until near he was 17 almost 18 #He was a whole ass head shorter than Talia even after the Pit #He's that late bloomer who didn't get a growth spurt until the summer after he graduated High School #But Bruce is taller than Jason and Ra's is like 6'5 #There is no reason for Damian to be short besides *vibes* or if they stopped being cowards and say that Tall Future Damian is a myth

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cocomere · 11 months

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One of my favorite Daz lines is from a wild tangent I went on with a friend (Juice, aka Chime from the askblog) in which an emperor Tommy variant accidentally befriends Daz and Raine. He does this via being the exact amount of sus and nice to create a situation in which Daz feels that it's safest to confess what his deal is. He's not sure how long it will take for him and Raine to get tracked down by the T3-- the pair of them just kinda Appeared in emperor Tommy's world and have to just Deal With That.

Emperor Tommy gets a nickname of Pav (part of the name for the emperor butterfly!) and is quasi "adopted" by the Council. He also gives them titles and land, leading to a scenario in which fucking Daz is a landed duke, Day is another duke, and Lee has a special title because (as a mod training to become an admin) he's essentially the heir to Sanctuary.

There's actually a lot of really fun things that stemmed from it-- Aster + Raine + Theo's hobbies, incredibly heartfelt gifts, the Was-Taken sons and also Day taking exactly zero shit from anyone, etc.

But this makes me cackle.

Daz: that's what makes this so fun! I'm either your mind eating itself or a nightmarish blend of Tommy and you, and you're not sure which is worse!

Daz gets the local Dream thrown in prison (a normal one, not the Vault) in part because he fucking gaslights him into thinking Daz is a hallucination.

Daz does not let up on this, even after getting him thrown in prison. Daz wants to grind this man's mind beyond dust and into atoms.

It's a very silly crossover AU, and then we one-upped the silliness with the one I affectionately call Shrimp Color Kaleidoscope. It's a more normal royalty AU, and then Dream is there as the leader of a group of mercenaries. He's chill, and also has a sixth sense for danger/vibes that's caused by the equivalent of having no spiritual firewall.

I love him dearly, because he's smart enough to go "ooh something feels weird over this way" when he randomly appears in Pav's world (alongside the prince!Tommy from his world, who he's like 'oh that's a brother' about) but not smart enough to follow it up with "maybe I shouldn't go snooping around a bunch of scary people!"

And thus he accidentally discovers the Council, but it's fine because he actually thinks Lee is adorable and should ABSOLUTELY be protected.

...and also that Daz is scary. Like, he thinks Daz is awesome, but definitely not someone to cross under ANY circumstances.

The name is a joke because that Dream gets The Vibes(tm) of stuff from the universe, or shrimp colors/emotions. The downside to that is that in the event of anything along the lines of the Egg, he has ZERO defense. Spiritual firewall is there for a reason.

#bastard lad's bastard tag #scribbles and thots #Shiny & Shrimp Color AUs my beloved #Daz being forced into situations where he has to reveal his bullshit is my favorite flavor of what-if #and also him reluctantly accepting people into his inner circle #if anyone actually looked at the appearance doc btw #the Council's formalwear exists because of Shiny AU #I like playing dressup and ESPECIALLY dressup with fancy-ass clothes

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squidong · 11 months

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Being autistic is like being one of those shrimps that can see twelve colors. To me.

#this is such a basic ass post lmao #but it’s a fun way to phrase it and look at it #and to love the self I’ve spent twenty years running from. I’m done trying to be anything else #I can be a manic pixie dream shrimp. fuck you.#also I know they can’t actually see better than us but i like the concept

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harmfulharmony · 2 years

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To the narcissist Scott ,

Recently your sad little bio was shared to me and thought you could use some help in editing it.

You missed some major details that lead to the development of your situation. Such as the time you tried to date rape a girl, or when you tried to abandon your daughter with your abusive ex... the daughter you also claimed was not yours. The time you tried to get one of your closest friends gfs to marry you behind there back. The files of pictures of underage highschool girls you have on flash drives. The many times where you ruined your own relationships by cheating with exs and other random girls on your social accounts. And those are just the tip of the iceberg. You weren't there for your friends when they needed you and ultimately it was your actions and lack of effort to ever do better that lead to one of your "oldest friends" removing you from the group chat.

And even though I may have severed my connection to you did not mean they did. Ultimately that rested on your shoulders again. But given the lies and gaslighting they witnessed I wouldn't blame them if they refused to listen to your stories. And just because I was the one to tell you I wanted nothing to do with you didn't make things my fault. No you have just yourself to blame, to blame for the lies, the betrayal and the several times you crossed there boundaries, the times you hurt them and for all the times they went out of there way for you to have you fuck everything up. You are a toxic narcissist who likes to be the victim, you blame women for all of your problems. You never own up to anything. But you don't need me to tell you your a narc. You wrote yourself a whole bio.

You lost your friends based on your actions. Btw they would have left you sooner had I not talked them into giving you another chance when you hurt Sam. And that was my mistake. I should have let them exile you then.. maybe it would have opened your eyes if you couldn't push a your blame off on just another woman messing up your life.

Hope one day you can hold yourself accountable for your problems and move on, for your new friends sake.. No one who knew you wants anything to do with you. And that's just the sad truth of what happens to a narcissist. You always want to blame your bad luck.. well maybe it's time to take responsibility for your actions and take a good look in the mirror. You were a bad friend and caused all of them trouble. You betrayed them and lied to them even when they tried to help you. There is a reason why they don't message you back when you try to reach out. And if you really think its because I have that much control on anyone elses messages and replies you again would be mistaken. But go ahead and blame me and every other female who has had the misfortune of ever dealing with you. If it helps you sleep and helps you hopefully become a better person I will just consider it my act of good will.

#Pussy in power #weak ass misogynist shit #tiiny weenie little shrimp dick man #narcissist cant do one thing and thats look at a mirror

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cowinthestars · 1 day

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who would believe me if i said this

was my favourite NPC of any game ever? not for anything he does but because i decided he wanted new eyes to get some bitches with his W rizz.

#cowberry thoughts #dark souls 3 #corvian settler my beloved #he's like shrimp from that episode of smiling friends #gotta get his ass off Crow Quest 2 so he can get some bitches #why he built like that tho #bro kinda sad looking #homie kinda pitiful core #i'd smoke a blunt with him #but i wouldn't let him roll it #he looks like he would roll a terrible joint #also he's a he/him lesbian #cus i said so #i dont make the rules #except i do #teehee :3c

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