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insomniziam · 7 months
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As soon as you start blathering about photoshop or Liam's PR team writing an IG caption, you've lost your argument.
The sad truth is that Liam has a sugar baby and his taste runs to skinny blondes with huge fake tits. Kate is trashy and Liam is even trashier.
@styles-and-wilde quit being a little bitch and admit defeat. YOU lost the argument when you failed to address a single point and used the easy out. I guess that adds up though, what with you being obsessed with a mediocre singer who tries so desperately hard to be the next Prince or David Bowie but fails hard because he lacks the talent and charisma.
But keep acting like Liam is the one you have the issue with, and it doesn't reflect poorly on you or your own issues. God speed on addressing them, you've made it quite clear that you need to.
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i need these three in a room together asap
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canisalbus · 5 months
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Wait, holdup, these dogs have LORE?!??
Is there somewhere that we can read the outline of the full story?
The dogs have lore, I'm just bad at making it accessible and easy to follow. I'm not a writer so the thought of actually typing down this stuff and keeping track of it in a concise way feels intimidating, to put it mildly.
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beatcroc · 4 months
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hi. vore on main. no that's it that's the post this is straight up genuinely and unironically voreposting on main. mostly just a lot of cutsey dumb goofy shit, but monsterfucker brain did get ahold of me for a bit there so there's also a handful that are uhhhh Spicy. nothing explicit, but like, It's Vore Dude, so if you look under the cut that is YOUR problem ok? ok.
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ok listen before i move on i have to put it out there look i KNOW i drew the funny rat skeleton comic with this guy but that was ONLY because it was funny. thats not my real belief, he doesn't have any organs at all he is just a sack of gunk. he is harmless. it's basically just the same inside as on the outside but slightly more damp since it's not exposed to air to give him that drier 'skin' layer.
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also i already typed this out in my friendserver so im pasting it here now too. my stance on fp re: horniness is i really can't see him as a 'sexual' being, per se, especially with how non-biological he is, but also he really really really likes physical intimacy so if you are giving him permission to be weird and touchy on you in any context, let alone one both parties would enjoy, i mean. he's not gonna say no. this Could be about sex or w/e if someone wanted to fuck him but more relevantly here yeah it's about vore. i think that's categorically about the Most you can be touchy/in contact on a guy so yeah thats always what he's going to go for. tangentially he just thinks it's fun to make peppino* flustered so since pep does not particularly Enjoy being vored, fp has other options to Get Up In There for something else pep might enjoy *spoken generally for whatever theoretical partner, just peppino is the one that's readily available here and fun to use
also while im here id like to say. no peppino is not a monsterfucker are you kidding me. he is not going to ever go out of his way for weirdness. weirdness really has a way of finding him though, and he's shockingly tolerant of it as long as he doesn't clock it as a threat. anyway what im saying is if you got a big clingy beast around and al up in your business all the time shits just gonna kinda Happen sometimes. he's certainly not going to Encourage it but if hes already in that situation, might as well at that point.
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banjjakz · 3 months
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Can't stop thinking about yuuta taking an actual bite out of you, mouth covered in blood, kissing the wound as he heals it with reverse cursed technique 🩸🩸
healing it with RCT ,,, anon i think i just passed on into a different dimension
THIS is yuuta's version of valentine's day chocolate & no one can convince me otherwise. imagine working hard to find a specialty flavor of chocolate that you know he'll like -- and sure, it costs a bit more than you usually like to spend on food or novelty items, but it's for a special occasion & you're trying your best to clearly convey just how much you like this boy.
don't misunderstand -- he's immeasurably grateful to receive the gift and privilege of your presence, let alone a thoughtful, expensive gift! as soon as you present it to him, he wants to eat it right then and there, with you. it starts off innocently enough with a request for you to feed him; then, he wants to eat the chocolates off of your body; finally, he asks if he can eat some of you.
when he breaks skin and feels the tart burst of muscle and tendon exploding inside of his mouth, it reminds him too much of those delicious raspberry-filled chocolates you had so earnestly presented him with, which now lie half-opened, discarded, like a decaying corpse left to rot, as he makes a meal out of your flesh.
(the aftercare shower goes so fucking hard btw)
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anonymouspuzzler · 1 year
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if i had a nickel every time i finished a semester and immediately drew unasked for loboto/oleander content i'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot bu
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[Image 1 ID: A black-and-white drawing of Loboto and Oleander from Psychonauts. Loboto is wearing a maid uniform with a frilly apron, including a headband placed over his shower cap, and is holding a feather duster in his left hand. He is posing with left hand on his hip and right hand on his chin, leaning to his right with right leg stepping up. He is grinning cheekily and saying, "Oooh noooo what am I to dooooo you came back while I'm cleaaaniiing". Oleander, standing in front of him and grimacing, responds, "HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE". End ID.]
[Image 2 ID: A black-and-white drawing of Loboto and Oleander from Psychonauts. Loboto is wearing a maid uniform with a frilly apron, including a headband placed over his shower cap. Oleander is standing in front of him, grabbing at the skirt with both hands and a bewildered expression, while Loboto grins and uses the feather duster on Oleander's bald head, other hand on his hip. Back-and-forth text in word bubbles reads as follows: Oleander: Where did you even get this Loboto: Party City Oleander: How the hell did you buy it Loboto: Didn't Oleander: How did you manage to make the house even messier than before. End ID.]
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rendevok · 8 months
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Do you have headcanons for nrmt in 7yg? Like how would they communicate right after disbarment and during it?
7yg nrmt headcanons you say?
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You have no idea the can of worms you just cracked open. 7yg is pretty much my favorite phase for them, and my hcs for that era feel endless. I’ll try to reel it in, but i’m extremely not normal about this topic.
Pertaining to whether or not they’re even talking: at the start of it, I definitely envision the scenario as Edgeworth being abroad for his legal studies, and Phoenix not really having the time, energy, or interest to make a call to deliver the news. Phoenix has to somehow secure meals for himself and a young girl, so telling people is probably low on his list of priorities. Still, I’m sure visits from friends would trickle in. He wouldn’t be opposed to seeing friends at first, but with each subsequent response to the news of his disbarment, he’d dread the inevitable (Edgeworth). I don’t think he would avoid Edgeworth entirely; he’d accept phone calls and maybe entertain a vague life update, partly to maintain a sense of normalcy for himself, but mostly because he wants to avoid whatever the hell Edgeworth would have to say about it all. However, he can only skirt around the truth for so long, and Edgeworth isn’t completely out of touch with social cues from a close friend like Phoenix to not realize he’s withholding something. Edgeworth being himself and this being about Phoenix… I don’t think he’d be in the dark for much longer after that.
After Edgeworth pays him his own in-person visit, things are tense between them. Phoenix is jaded, and Edgeworth is determined to uncover the truth (as well as help Phoenix in any way possible). They’d be at odds, and that tension would be drawn out until Phoenix himself starts to get a whiff of the foul play at hand. Only then would he begin to re-open that line of trust between him and Edgeworth again, and begin accepting Edgeworth’s offers to help. I don’t think Phoenix would handle years of knowing someone was out to get him very well without knowing he had someone he could trust.
I also like to imagine them (privately) leading a deeper investigation into the ever-evolving mystery surrounding Phoenix’s disbarment together, so in terms of literal choice of communication, they’d restrict sensitive conversations to being in-person only—a great excuse to visit Edgeworth many times overseas. :^))) Still, it’s a long form game and they couldn’t afford to do that all the time, so they settle for an annual visit at least (gay gay homosexual gay). Aside from that, it’s likely many long catch-up phone calls and godawful amounts of yearning for them, because they somehow manage to not act on their feelings despite outwardly looking like a couple to everyone around them.
TL;DR: at first they suck at communicating because of the circumstances and a semi-friendly disagreement on what to do about things, but in time their goals align and they figure out how to communicate homosexually (complex song and dance which results in not getting any*), and work together from a distance.
I hope this made some sense because tbqh I had to stop myself from just straight up attempting to write out the development of their relationship over the course of seven fucking years. They are corroding the hinges on my brain. ♡
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onboardsorasora · 18 days
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Low body temperature and doesn’t like winter Omega!Daniel and Higher body temperature who loves winter Alpha!Max
Except, Daniel, delisted often feeling cold and have a lower body temp, still prefers perfumes with warm smelling scents, so he’d often smells like sandalwood, spices and sunshine.
Max is the opposite, he’d smell like pine tree, fog and cold air, but when you press your whole body onto him, he’s so warm, radiant it heat, almost like a furnace for Daniel.
And they both love this contradiction Scent/body temp, especially when they are cuddling and having sex.
(Can I join..or like just sit by your bed..)
Oh bestie YOUR MIND!!!!! Come in!! Cuddle with me!!! *lifts blanket*
They each smell like their fave seasons. So Daniel loves to press his face into Max’s glands because he smells exactly like how warm summer nights feel
And Max loves to dopily follow Daniel around his apartment because he smells so crisp and perfect.
And when their scents meld together it’s the perfect mix of seasons. Like a fall night under the stars.
Both of them haven’t yet realized why the fall is their favourite season. Because it smells familiar, like home.
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jellycreamjammedart · 21 days
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Just say you think cp is ok as long as the minors are fictional you fuckin pedophile
Normally I ignore hostile or pre-judgmental asks on the off chances I get them, but I'll make exception for this one because it seems like a good opportunity for some much needed nuance-- also because I get this person's disgust, I really do.
But you, my fella, must understand that this isn't about the morality or even lack thereof behind dark fictional content, at all. You must realize that wanting dark and taboo fictional content (yes including that one you mentioned) not being allowed to exist actually does nothing to improve or protect irl lives, much on the contrary actually. No, I don't think there's any possible moral reason behind fictional cp content (nor do I find it 'ok',) but once again, this isn't about morality.
Please take a moment to read this thread (it words this topic better than me) then think it over. Trust me, it's a better use of your time than annoying ppl online with words you can't even bother standing up for with your name/face.
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northern-passage · 5 months
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me at tnps resting place: hey girl…. miss u so much (shuddering sob) i think about u everyday..
yeah me too
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duketectivecomics · 20 days
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What do you think about Cass and duke as a duo?
I can’t believe that I’ve been SLACKING SO BAD THAT THJS IS EVEN A QUESTION IM SKDJKAJDKS SO MAD AT MYSELF NOW
Let’s put it this way, anon, they’re the ONLY relationship duo on this blog that I have a separate platonic tag for MAKE OF THAT WHAT YOU WILL
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allyriadayne · 2 months
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I think Aegon's entire life is a bit of a forcefem experience, but that's beside the point. Anyways, ur so right abt Aegon being the one to be forcefem'd in the Jacegon dynamic. Then he'd use it for evil on Jace. Jace thinking he's come on top bcs he's topped Aegon, little does he know! It's as you say, Jace is way too uptight and unsure to let that slide what some certain shippers put him through (Jace is my very real client and filing for a complaint!). He may allow Aegon to put one thumb up his bootyhole, but any further and he'll burst into flames and take to the hills. It's very much baby steps with him. Meanwhile, I think, Aegon would be much more footlose with everything, both consciously and unconsciously, veering into some dangerous territory with the latter (as always), and probably find a bizarre comfort in the whole sexual forcefem situation. It's been the unspoken tendency of his upbringing and positionality in the royal ranks, and he'd get a kick out of sexualising it and taking it to the extreme. Aegon works in extremes and it's the most extreme you can take it for now (well, besides death?).
(I just kinda realized my Jacegon and Aegond are somewhat similar, things just aren't as hardcore and metal with Jace as they're with Aemond, which is a much-needed break for Aegon. Also, an exercise for Aegon to be more gentle. He's just so used to getting battered and battering in turn, that he has to actively switch gears with Jace. And I think Aegon would enjoy it much more. Aemond, also, would never indulge in Aegon's forcefem fantasies. He'd actively tear them down, which also happens to be one of Aegon's sexual fantasies, checkmate, little brother!)
youuuuuu get it. exactlyyyyyyy. the thing with aegon is that he's down for anything unsafe insane unconsensual as long as he is enjoying himself. to me aegond is working out their issues thru looney tunes sex. aegon is provoking aemond into losing composure (easy) by progressively getting more and more into what aemond thinks is debasing aegon (humiliation kink winning). i honestly can't think of any situation like that where aegon doesn't win because aemond has little patience for games (check and mate sucker! you already lost by even entertaining it for a second) and aegon looooves to play with his food.
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tio-trile · 9 months
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If Aziraphale was ooc with the made that decision at the finale, that's exactly it. It's like he made a complete 360 on the progress they made, after everything he and Crowley went through this season, you'd think Aziraphale learned something valuable by then. I'm not saying Aziraphale isn't capable of being a bitch and choosing Heaven over Earth and over Crowley. But you have to understand that the Azirphale in the drama series is completely different to his book counterpart, and that this Aziraphale in TV is heavily traumatized by Heaven. And that the coffee theory isn't full on mind control over him to explain why he acted poorly, but at least a somewhat tiny enough influence over him that Crowley wouldn't see immediately that there's something wrong with his actions. I don't know why you're being such an uptight prick about it. You wanted to understand why others liked it and when they try to explain, you dismiss everything we have to say.
???? I was reading through your ask, actually nodding and agreeing with stuff, until you called me an "uptight prick" out of nowhere 😂 I legitimately don't know where you're getting that I'm dismissing everything S2 fans (I assume you mean that?) say. I've reviewed and answered every ask from all opinions in great detail. I accept that people enjoyed the show (I fully agree with you that TV!Aziraphale and Book!Aziraphale are different characters, and that's why I understand why the fans of the TV show enjoy the show for what it is) -- both people who enjoyed the season for what it is, and also people who enjoyed the season because they think there's something bigger coming. But if you just want me to say that I was wrong and I actually enjoy the season now, that's not gonna happen.
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mattodore · 9 months
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can you describe matthias and theo night routines? and their sleep schedule
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Theo doesn’t get a lot of sleep since he’s either out partying into the long stretches of the night or up studying until the words begin to blur on the page. I’d say he normally falls asleep around 3AM-4AM and doesn’t wake back up until 7AM. Four-ish hours is pretty average for how much sleep he gets a night… maybe less at times if he’s more stressed than usual. I should add that he does sleep more when he’s staying over at Matthias’s or vice versa, but generally he tries his best not to let Matthias distract him from studying before bed… which only ever works out about a quarter of the time. Matthias can be... very persuasive.
In the case of Matthias, well… he’s a chronic insomniac whose insomnia is exacerbated by hallucinations and nightmares. Unsurprisingly, his sleep schedule is terribly inconsistent, but if he does sleep then I think he normally manages it sometime around noon and will stay asleep for about an hour or two. It’s actually very rare that he falls asleep during the night—especially after Theo begins to sleep over, as Matthias prefers to read and watch over him at that time instead. Theo has fits in his sleep (from nightmares that he never remembers…) and Matthias gently calms him so he doesn’t wake up.
The only time they fall asleep at around the same time is when they’ve been at it for a while and both need a break. Matthias doesn’t stay asleep for long, though… maybe an hour at most. He does sleep easier around Theo, but that’s mostly just when Theo is awake. I think Matthias finds a lot of comfort in knowing Theo is there watching over him. He went through a lot at the reformation school and there were many times within those years where sleep would be abruptly interrupted and then he’d be back on the killing floor, so to speak, so having someone there to watch over him… I think it really helps. Then, on the other hand, Theo sleeps pretty deeply after they’ve been having sex. There’s never a time he feels more cared for and adored than when Matthias is making love to him, so it's... a relaxing experience. It puts Theo's mind at ease and I think it’s probably when Theo feels the safest. So he'll sleep for a long while after, feeling cradled in Matthias's presence, his anxiety finally snuffed out.
As for their actual night routines… hm. They’re very different, especially before and after the start of Echthroi. 
Theo’s night routine stays pretty much the same throughout the story. He’s not one for self-care, like, at all. Because of that, he doesn’t necessarily have a routine… Theo’s honestly only really meticulous in his studies and everything else suffers for it. However, Theo physically cannot fall asleep unless he’s checked the locks on the windows and doors and closed all of the blinds and curtains. That’s the one routine of his he’s always sure to follow through on, even when he’s intoxicated or sleep deprived.
Otherwise, what else he does as part of his “routine” is up in the air. Sometimes he showers before bed, other times he showers after waking up. Sometimes he combs through his hair all nicely and other times he just impatiently rips his fingers through his hair and shrugs. Sometimes he forgets to brush his teeth, other times he forgets that he’s already brushed his teeth and ends up doing it again. He’s a bit of a mess. If he’s actually aware/awake enough to put himself to bed, then he’ll messily wipe any makeup off his face post-clubbing and/or he’ll shower post-hook up (if it’s the pre-Matthias part of Echthroi). If he’s tired from studying he’ll put all of his materials away and then flop down on his bed. If he has to see his parents in the morning then he’ll wind up in the bathroom for too long, brushing his teeth until his gums bleed. If we’re talking about Theo in the post-meeting Matthias part of the story then he might take a cold shower to try and get Matthias out of his head for a little bit, or he’ll find himself laying in bed staring warily at his phone. Hm… and in general Theo will hum lullabies to himself so he can fall asleep easier… it’s a childhood habit.
By nature of Matthias’s insomnia, Matthias doesn’t exactly find himself preparing for bed during the night like most people. He does, however, still run through his personal care routine at around 8pm. He showers, brushes, flosses, cleanses and hydrates, primps and preens, and then he’ll usually find himself entertaining guests or a partner for the night.
For Matthias pre-meeting Theo, he’s often not alone after dark as he has a string of men with whom he takes to his bed or a list of faceless people to call on whenever he wants to be surrounded by bodies and chatter. There are still quiet nights where he’s by himself or just with Imani, but they’re relatively few and far between. For Matthias post-meeting Theo… woof. He did sleep around here and there still, but I think he gave it up pretty early on… his mind was always swimming with thoughts of Theo and he couldn’t focus on nor did he find himself interested in the men he’d have under him. So after meeting Theo his usual night circuit changes and he often finds himself staying home and reading with some wine and the occasional glance at his phone, waiting for a response. Matthias does a lot of waiting when it comes to Theo.
If they're together at night (when they’re dating), then Matthias will usually make dinner for Theo. He likes feeding him (by hand, even, though Theo often protests). Normally Theo will have a few textbooks with him that he can study from while he waits for dinner and he always winds up going "give me a minute" when the food is finally done. They'll enjoy each other's company just fine at home or they'll go out for a drive or a walk. Theo often winds up getting roped into following along with Matthias's night routine and will poke fun at how fussy Matthias can be as Matthias does skincare beside him in the bathroom. Theo tries to get away with studying again later in the night, but Matthias likes to distract him as he’s personally offended whenever Theo whips out his textbooks past, like, 11PM. In general, they'll wind up having sex at some point, or multiple points, and then they'll shower together. After they towel off and Matthias dries Theo's hair, Matthias will most likely end up reading to Theo until Theo falls asleep. If Theo wakes up during the night, Matthias simply kisses him back to sleep.
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frozenyolkai · 1 month
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kinda scuffed attempt at a height comparison chart, all of these are official canon confirmed heights so no inazuma cuz they didn't mention him in the list they gave :(
vv extra stuff (image in descending order, text list of heights) vv
akatsuki: 175cm / 5'8 kati/abkaa mycale: 159cm sai: 185cm kanae: 168cm fritz: 172cm / 5'7 marilyn: 164cm wei: 208cm anonym: 163cm elektrosoldat & adler: 180cm blitztank: 235cm murakumo: 187cm / 6'2 perfecti: 156cm en-eins: 169cm tempelritter (and probably valkyria too): 172cm anonym guard: 165cm
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darehearts · 9 months
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Is this another single ship blog? lol
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