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Every so often I remember that I told my dad that Shigaraki's quirk was that anything he touched with all five fingers disintegrated, and he responded with 'if he was a hero, he could wear a very brightly coloured glove over just his middle finger and have his gimmik be 'you're fine as long as I'm flipping you off'.
#dumbassery#shitpost#mha#mha incorrect quotes#mha shigaraki#mha quirks#shit my dad says#shigaraki tomura#bnha
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I have another absolute corker from my Dad to share with you all. 🤣🤣
Was messaging him just now and I asked him again how his BG3 experience was going. And this is snippet of the conversation.
I'm fuckin deceased 💀
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Tsunade: What are you doing jumping around?
Sakura: …Avoid your punches?
Tsunade: That is not avoiding punches.
Sakura: There're diferent styles.
Tsunade: What? No, there is one style, and then there is bullshit. Guess which one you're doing
#naruto#sakura#sakura haruno#tsunade#sakura and tsunade#tsunade senju#naruto incorrect quotes#incorrect naruto quotes#sanin#shit my dad says
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Dad: you're awful quiet
Me: I'm always quiet
Dad: oh is that so? "I HATE MORTAL KOMBAT AND THEY DONT KNOW WHAT THEYRE DOING. WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER IF THEY DID THIS BUT ITS NOT AS BAD AS THAT-"
Me: STOP THROWING MY WORDS AT ME THERE'S NUANCE I SWEAR
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Laughing cause I came downstairs with my hood up and my dad goes
"what? Do you think you're Solo?"
🤣🤣 sometimes man
He's more invested in wrasslin than my mum and he was who came with me to Smackdown but idk it was cute lol
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Every now and again I get told by family friends that they didn't realize who's kid I was until I opened my mouth(I am and forever will be the most visually dramatic in the family), and considering I just spent like 20 minuets taking with my dad about theater, potatoes, and how to make accurate cat noises, I'm starting to realize how.
#i speak#shit my dad says#we are ✨nerospicy✨ in this family#i said i couldn't do a yothing he was doing and he said#I've been doing this longer then you have
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My Father Processes Ukraine
Brian: None of this Ukraine stuff would be happening if Stalin was in charge.
Me: You mean with Putin?
Brian: Yeah. Stalin would know exactly what to do with him.
Me: You mean give him a medal?
Brian: No. I mean if he was on the other side.
Me: Stalin WAS on the other side!
Brian: Oh yeah.
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“How do you spell ‘douche’?”
An important question from my dad.
So I told him, and then asked, “Do you need to know how to spell ‘canoe’ as well?” He said no, but he does love that phrase.
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father dearest
My dad : If I had a cat I’d name it Fimbulwinter
Me : yeah?
My dad : because people would ask me it’s name and I’d say Thimble and they’d think “cute name but a bit strange “ and I’d say “you don’t know the half of it “
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"If it bleeds, it leads." My dad, October 5th, 2023.
Cleaning up my listening and watch feeds because I'm done being upset all the time. I'm not as nervous or depressed anymore I'm angry that the internet has become so frustrating to deal with if I don't bend over backwards tailoring my feeds.
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My dads in the kitchen planning a cult
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If y'all want more "Things my Dad has told me about his BG3 experience so far" here's some more snippets from my conversation with him this morning 🤣
"For some reason I didn't have a weapon equipped, no idea how that happened, I didn't realise until I just punched a goblin in the face"
"The bear lied to me, going over the mountain pass, was 10x easier than going through the fucking Underdark, he said the Underdark would be better..Liar"
"No I didn't let him drink my blood, fuck that guy"
"I don't know what's fucking going on half the time"
"That Goblin camp was a fuckin pain in the arse"
"Wizard died, I had to pay shrivle man money to get him back, almost didn't fuckin bother"
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🤣🤣
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I feel like there are a lot of people out there who needs to hear this:
If you dropped out of school because of diagnosed (or undiagnosed) ADHD, Autism, ADD, OCD, Dyslexia, Anxiety, Depression, Bipolar disorder, psychotic disorders, schizophrenia etc… You did not fail. The education system failed you.
#neurodiverse stuff#i cannot say this enough#neurodivergent#actually adhd#adhd problems#autism#just autistic things#actually autistic#actually bpd#actually mentally ill#actually disabled#depressing shit#this gave me more emotional damage than my dad#i am going to rant#i am going insane#dropping out#school problems#send help#you can do this#you cannot convince me otherwise#you can't change my mind#you can do it#i believe in you#i believe in their healing powers#i believe in myself#academic assignments#assignmentwriting#assignment help#in this essay i will
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My dad today:
“Nooooo no I’m absolutely not saying that.”
(After I corrected him about my name)
So anyways, how’s your Christmas going?
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"Yeah, Jesus was a necromancer, and he came back as a Lich!"
- my father, while watching a video about weird Bible facts
#gopher rambles#shit my dad says#to be clear: hes not a xtian. hes agnostic/pantheist/something#he just finds the Bible to be a fascinating piece of text and he likes to analyze it#i do too so these sorts of conversations arent uncommon#but theyre really funny out of context#and for those who arent aware: a lich is an undead wizard. basically
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