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shitmyweirddadsays · 5 days
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I beat cancer out of your mother, I'll beat it out if you
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shitmyweirddadsays · 22 days
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My dads in the kitchen planning a cult
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shitmyweirddadsays · 2 months
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Suck the hiccups right out
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shitmyweirddadsays · 2 months
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If I had a chocolate lab, those girls would be in my trunk
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shitmyweirddadsays · 3 months
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You got this! CLAP THEM BIG METAL ASS CHEEKS
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shitmyweirddadsays · 3 months
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"Sick, I'm still on the same page as the lesbians"
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shitmyweirddadsays · 3 months
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"Sick, I'm still on the same page as the lesbians"
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shitmyweirddadsays · 3 months
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It's like when you play gay chicken. When you put the tip in, it's not gay chicken it's just gay
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shitmyweirddadsays · 3 months
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Trying to Eat that Gollum Gollussy
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shitmyweirddadsays · 3 months
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Squirrels Live in Sin
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